1. Well, hello, Hank.
So good of you to come up.Copy !req
2. Well, I'm not gonna missCopy !req
3. the America's Kidz
got singing finale.Copy !req
4. Last time I was this excited
was this morning.Copy !req
5. I saw a cat wearing
the same sweater as its person.Copy !req
6. Jack, you remember
my granddaughter.Copy !req
7. Oh, hi, Mr. Donaghy.Copy !req
8. Kaylie.Copy !req
9. There's Jenna Marone.Copy !req
10. So, Jack, how's your wife?
Still kidnapped?Copy !req
11. How's the yearbook going?
I heard you made editor...Copy !req
12. Of the photo captions.Copy !req
13. Hey, Pop-Pop, wait up.Copy !req
14. Hey, Pop-Pop, wait up.Copy !req
15. I'm so excited for the finale.Copy !req
16. Not that it matters,
even if Brock doesn't win,Copy !req
17. he is going to get
a record contract.Copy !req
18. So, it definitely
doesn't matter.Copy !req
19. This isn't the last
we will be seeing of Brock.Copy !req
20. Well, whoever wins, it's
a great night for the industry.Copy !req
21. Kidz is a hit the whole family
can watch together,Copy !req
22. not your usual sitcom crap
full of gratuitous vulgarityCopy !req
23. and pratfalls.Copy !req
24. Wah! Oh!Copy !req
25. Oh, my penis!Copy !req
26. Jenna, this is a big night.Copy !req
27. And I've got
something big planned.Copy !req
28. Tonight during
the finalists' duet,Copy !req
29. I'm gonna cry.Copy !req
30. Now, of course, none of these
little condom accidentsCopy !req
31. could actually make me cry,
so I'm gonna rub thisCopy !req
32. under my eyes
to help me fake it.Copy !req
33. It's an old acting trick
I learnedCopy !req
34. from Glenn Beck's prostitute.Copy !req
35. Well, mark my words, Jenna,Copy !req
36. tonight is going to
be the greatest.Copy !req
37. Disaster
in the history of television.Copy !req
38. The young contestants apparently
inebriated on live TV.Copy !req
39. I gotta throw up.Copy !req
40. What happened?Copy !req
41. Come here, Jack.Copy !req
42. Mm...Copy !req
43. That was my angriest hug, 'cause
that's how I feel right now.Copy !req
44. Instead of heading
back to Philadelphia,Copy !req
45. I'm going down
to deal with the FCC.Copy !req
46. The Federal Clown Commission.Copy !req
47. I hope that comes off
as respectful.Copy !req
48. My father was a clown,Copy !req
49. and I know how hard
those men work.Copy !req
50. I'm going to get to the bottomCopy !req
51. of what happened
last night, sir.Copy !req
52. I've already detained Brock
and Ava under the patriot act.Copy !req
53. People have forgotten
about that thing,Copy !req
54. but any white male
can arrest any other person.Copy !req
55. Hello, peers.Copy !req
56. Sure has been a busy morningCopy !req
57. down in
the Standards department.Copy !req
58. Because of last night's
cluster-whoops,Copy !req
59. Darren was fired.Copy !req
60. Then he threatened
to come back with a gun.Copy !req
61. Then I got a promotion,Copy !req
62. and the desk
closest to the door.Copy !req
63. Here are my new business cards.Copy !req
64. Late night programming?
So you're covering TGS now?Copy !req
65. And a wonderful
new show from D.L. HughleyCopy !req
66. that's already been canceled!Copy !req
67. I feel like
Oscar the grouch today,Copy !req
68. and not just 'cause I woke upCopy !req
69. in a garbage can this morning,Copy !req
70. startling someone named Gordon.Copy !req
71. What's wrong, Tracy?Copy !req
72. I can't eat for 24 hoursCopy !req
73. 'cause I have
a colonoscopy tomorrow.Copy !req
74. I'm starving!Copy !req
75. You know, fasting
can actually clear your mind.Copy !req
76. In college, I once
went on a hunger strikeCopy !req
77. - to protest apartheid...
- Oh.Copy !req
78. You're the one who solved that?
Thank you so much.Copy !req
79. 1997 Heather Locklear,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
80. What? Jenna!Copy !req
81. Save it, Liz.Copy !req
82. Yes, I was disappointed that
I didn't get to do my fake cry,Copy !req
83. but I do have a plan B.Copy !req
84. The whole point of the cry
was to humanize me,Copy !req
85. to change public perception,Copy !req
86. but what else
humanizes a monster?Copy !req
87. Motherhood.Copy !req
88. Oh, God. Don't adopt.Copy !req
89. That child
is better off in Somalia.Copy !req
90. It could be a pirate,
or a warlord's concubine.Copy !req
91. This is better than adopting.Copy !req
92. Remember my little moneymaking
scheme back in Chicago?Copy !req
93. Cashing your dead aunt's
social security checks?Copy !req
94. Oh, no, I'm still doing that.Copy !req
95. I'm talking about
when I donated my eggs.Copy !req
96. So, a couple of months ago,
I calledCopy !req
97. the calumet city egg donation
center and house of bluesCopy !req
98. to see if there were
any little Jennas out thereCopy !req
99. who wanted to meet me.Copy !req
100. Hang on, are you saying
you have a kid?Copy !req
101. No, I don't.Copy !req
102. Oh.Copy !req
103. I have six kids.Copy !req
104. Jerome, share the bronzer,
you slut.Copy !req
105. Dear God.Copy !req
106. 30 ROCK
S06 Ep 11 - Standards and PracticesCopy !req
107. I'm a very powerful man, Brock.Copy !req
108. Little league tryouts
are coming soon.Copy !req
109. How would you like
to wind up on a team with...Copy !req
110. None of your friends?Copy !req
111. It was her idea!
She made me do it!Copy !req
112. Brock just sold you out, Ava.Copy !req
113. What are you doing to Molly?Copy !req
114. She already had to
live through world war II.Copy !req
115. Brock said it was
all your idea.Copy !req
116. No, it was her idea.Copy !req
117. She's just so cool.Copy !req
118. Like a human silly band!Copy !req
119. Who?
Who's a human silly band?Copy !req
120. I'm tall enough nowCopy !req
121. that there isn't
a roller coaster in the worldCopy !req
122. I can't go on.Copy !req
123. - Wow.
- So...Copy !req
124. You guys drink beer.Copy !req
125. Or are you babies?Copy !req
126. Jack versus Kaylie, round two,Copy !req
127. colon...Copy !req
128. No subtitle necessary.Copy !req
129. Mommy announcement.Copy !req
130. I hope we're all waxed,Copy !req
131. because you're coming with me
to my interview tonightCopy !req
132. for Barbara Walters'
10 most overexposed people.Copy !req
133. Oh! Barbara Walters!Copy !req
134. Okay, so, let me just quickly
identify everyone's good sides.Copy !req
135. Left, left, right,Copy !req
136. right, left...Copy !req
137. Oh, Judy. That's not really
on message.Copy !req
138. Look, I didn't
call the donation centerCopy !req
139. to be on TV, Jenna.Copy !req
140. I wanted to go get a cup
of coffee and get to know you.Copy !req
141. If you want to get to know me,Copy !req
142. read my 2006 interview
in AmTrak magazine.Copy !req
143. If you want to be my daughter,
put on this wig and smile.Copy !req
144. Oh, there you are, liierz.Copy !req
145. Boy, I am still not comfortable
calling you by your first name.Copy !req
146. Then again,
you've never been comfortableCopy !req
147. calling me by my
full Christian name.Copy !req
148. Kenneth.Copy !req
149. Oh, no, "Kenneth" is short
for andromakennethamblesorton.Copy !req
150. - So, what's up?
- Oh.Copy !req
151. Wait, what is this?Copy !req
152. "Additional restrictions
to broadcast standards"?Copy !req
153. Yes.Copy !req
154. People are pretty upset
about last night.Copy !req
155. How can we do "Fart doctor"
without the word "fart"?Copy !req
156. I'm surprised
they allow you to say "doctor."Copy !req
157. It's so close to "gynecologist"
which is disgusting.Copy !req
158. Have you seen this memo
from Standards?Copy !req
159. Kenneth is being a real...
dingbat,Copy !req
160. which is now the harshest word
we are allowed to say.Copy !req
161. Oh, you can blame that
on Kaylie Hooper.Copy !req
162. She's the one
who ruined the Kidz finale.Copy !req
163. Really? What a... dingbat.Copy !req
164. Why didn't I see this coming?Copy !req
165. I knew this company
was making me lose my edge.Copy !req
166. That's why I hired a Cato
to attack me at random.Copy !req
167. Like inspector Clouseau.Copy !req
168. Cato?Copy !req
169. Don't attack me tonight, okay?Copy !req
170. I know I told you that
when I say, "don't attack me,"Copy !req
171. that's when I most
need you to attack me,Copy !req
172. but I'm serious.Copy !req
173. Cato?Copy !req
174. Aah!Copy !req
175. Excellent, Cato, excellent!Copy !req
176. Did Kaylie really think
I wouldn't figure this out?Copy !req
177. No, she knew I would.Copy !req
178. So, she's going to
be ready for me.Copy !req
179. Good.
I like a fair fight.Copy !req
180. Okay, she is
just a teenage girl.Copy !req
181. Lemon, you know very well
that a Nemesis can be anyone...Copy !req
182. Or anything.Copy !req
183. Autocorrect.Copy !req
184. I was trying to say
"pen organizer."Copy !req
185. Oh, God!
You're a winter!Copy !req
186. I don't know what that means.Copy !req
187. Why are there only six chairs
out there? There's seven of us.Copy !req
188. Oh, no. One of us will
have to sit out the interview.Copy !req
189. I'm just gonna choose at random
who it's gonna be.Copy !req
190. Eenie-meenie-miney-moe,
out goes ♪ y-o-uCopy !req
191. - I'm sorry, Judy.
- Bye, Judy.Copy !req
192. Could've just gotten
another chair.Copy !req
193. Who is it?Copy !req
194. Sweetie, it's Pop-Pop.Copy !req
195. I came back from D.C. early,
and I lost my darn key.Copy !req
196. What a world.Copy !req
197. Surprise.Copy !req
198. I'm very good at voices, Kaylie.Copy !req
199. I'm very good.Copy !req
200. I know what you did.Copy !req
201. And you had to assume
I'd break Brock and Ava,Copy !req
202. so, you're ready for this,Copy !req
203. but here's what
you weren't counting on...Copy !req
204. This has nothing
to do with you!Copy !req
205. I just had to get
Pop-Pop out of townCopy !req
206. because I am
in so much trouble!Copy !req
207. Henry and his friends had to go
to the King of Prussia mallCopy !req
208. last Thursday night
'cause it was a half day,Copy !req
209. and I couldn't go
'cause I had piano,Copy !req
210. and my friend Vickie, well,Copy !req
211. she said she got grounded
'cause she wentCopy !req
212. to some highlighter party
with DylanCopy !req
213. while his parents
were out of town.Copy !req
214. Whoa, okay, hang on.
Calm down.Copy !req
215. And then fat Vickie
saw her there,Copy !req
216. so I called her,
and Henry answered her phoneCopy !req
217. because he had Vickie's phone!Copy !req
218. Wait, which Vickie?
Fat Vickie?Copy !req
219. Vickie P.
Are you even listening to me?Copy !req
220. - Okay.
- God!Copy !req
221. Vickie used to be
my best friend.Copy !req
222. I had her youface password,
so I logged onto her account,Copy !req
223. and posted all these photosCopy !req
224. with "I am a slut"
written on her forehead,Copy !req
225. and then school found out,
so now my life is over!Copy !req
226. Please!Copy !req
227. What does this have to do
with sabotaging me?Copy !req
228. This has nothing
to do with you!Copy !req
229. I messed up the show
to make sureCopy !req
230. Pop-Pop wouldn't come back
to Philadelphia with me,Copy !req
231. 'cause Dr. Melvoin is trying
to kick me out of school,Copy !req
232. and if Pop-Pop comes
to the teacher conference,Copy !req
233. well, then,
he'll let them expel me,Copy !req
234. and I'll have to go to some
school in the middle of nowhere,Copy !req
235. and then I might as well
be dead!Copy !req
236. Wait, where are your parents?Copy !req
237. Who knows?Copy !req
238. My mom is in Indonesia
visiting her charityCopy !req
239. where poor children make shoes.Copy !req
240. Isn't that just a sweat shop?Copy !req
241. I know!Copy !req
242. And then my dad put
a Porsche engine in a model TCopy !req
243. and drove it to Mardi Gras!Copy !req
244. I know what it's like
not to have your parents around.Copy !req
245. I once took
a log with googly eyesCopy !req
246. to a father-son picnic.Copy !req
247. But, uh,
who's going to take youCopy !req
248. to this parent-teacher
conference?Copy !req
249. I don't know.Copy !req
250. I have nobody!Copy !req
251. I wanna die!Copy !req
252. Do you have a second, Kenneth?Copy !req
253. No, there's only one of me.
What? What are you asking?Copy !req
254. Look, we have a show tonight.Copy !req
255. You can't just take away
all these wordsCopy !req
256. we've been using
for the past six years.Copy !req
257. Oh, that reminds me.Copy !req
258. You can't say "using" on TV.
It implies drug use.Copy !req
259. We're saying whatever we want.Copy !req
260. No, you can't.Copy !req
261. That's an order.Copy !req
262. I stole that speech
from an episode JAG,Copy !req
263. but it applies here.Copy !req
264. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
265. Last week you were a page,Copy !req
266. now you're telling me
how to run my show?Copy !req
267. Well, I am arguing back at you.Copy !req
268. I have enough crap to deal
with around here, Kenneth...Copy !req
269. I'm interrupting you
'cause I'm good at arguing!Copy !req
270. I don't need you
to make my life worse.Copy !req
271. I am responding,
I am matching your tone,Copy !req
272. and making my own point.Copy !req
273. You know what, Kenneth?
Fine. You win.Copy !req
274. But as we saw
the other night on Kidz,Copy !req
275. anything can happen on live TV.Copy !req
276. - Right, Tracy?
- What?Copy !req
277. I'm just saying, Tray,Copy !req
278. you're very unpredictable.Copy !req
279. And we'll write clean sketches,Copy !req
280. but you might
just do your stand-up act.Copy !req
281. - Who knows?
- Okay.Copy !req
282. I'm still fasting
because I misread my calendar.Copy !req
283. Tomorrow is my colonoscopy.Copy !req
284. Today was my meeting
with Colin o'Scopy.Copy !req
285. Therefore, I have no ideaCopy !req
286. what you're saying,
talking Turkey leg.Copy !req
287. Were you a difficult teenager?Copy !req
288. Well, I was voted
head of the PTA, so no.Copy !req
289. I'm accustomed to dealing
with difficult people, Lemon,Copy !req
290. but teenage girls, ugh...Copy !req
291. Are a puzzle.Copy !req
292. Oh, yes, how was your meeting
with your Nemesis?Copy !req
293. I volunteered
to accompany KaylieCopy !req
294. to a parent-teacher conference
at her school.Copy !req
295. - What? Why?
- It's complicated.Copy !req
296. The point is, and I never
thought I'd say this,Copy !req
297. I actually feel badly
for Kaylie.Copy !req
298. On the other hand,
I know full wellCopy !req
299. that this is
an opportunity to destroy her.Copy !req
300. I could get her expelled,Copy !req
301. sent off to some
second-rate boarding school,Copy !req
302. then on to that last bastion
of the incompetent rich,Copy !req
303. USC.Copy !req
304. I don't know, Jack,
you should stay out of this.Copy !req
305. No, I could help this girl.Copy !req
306. Or destroy this monster.Copy !req
307. If I could just tell whether
she's vicious or vulnerable.Copy !req
308. That's the problem.
She's a teenage girl.Copy !req
309. She's vicious and vulnerable.Copy !req
310. She might be completely lying,Copy !req
311. like when I was 15
and told everyone at my schoolCopy !req
312. that I'd already
gotten my period,Copy !req
313. or she could be
in real trouble,Copy !req
314. like when I was 17,
and finally got my periodCopy !req
315. at a very loosely supervised
petting zoo.Copy !req
316. Once again, Lemon,
I leave your officeCopy !req
317. more confused
than when I entered,Copy !req
318. but having glimpsed yet another
tile in the rich mosaicCopy !req
319. that is your menstrual history.Copy !req
320. So bravo wants to do
a reality show about us,Copy !req
321. and I thought
the opening creditsCopy !req
322. could be all of us
in a giant dog bed,Copy !req
323. and you guys are sucklingCopy !req
324. on prosthetic dog teats
that I'm wearing.Copy !req
325. Actually,
we had a different idea.Copy !req
326. Now that Judy's gone,Copy !req
327. it's kind of obvious
someone is the odd person out.Copy !req
328. It's Jerome, right?Copy !req
329. I didn't want to say anythingCopy !req
330. 'cause I was trying
to be a good mother,Copy !req
331. but you're cheesy,
and everyone hates you.Copy !req
332. No, Jenna, you.Copy !req
333. You're so much older
than the rest of us,Copy !req
334. so we're thinking
the show is more likeCopy !req
335. The girls next door,Copy !req
336. and you're that old boat captain
that shows up sometimes.Copy !req
337. That's Hugh Hefner, Jessica.Copy !req
338. Yeah, we have no idea
who that is,Copy !req
339. so you're kind of
just proving our point.Copy !req
340. I see.Copy !req
341. Very well.Copy !req
342. Looking for this?Copy !req
343. Well played.Copy !req
344. Oh...Copy !req
345. Dude, what's up?Copy !req
346. I'm just having a bad day, sir.Copy !req
347. All right, bro-bro,
let's just be cool,Copy !req
348. and sit down and pee in silence,
like dudes do.Copy !req
349. It's just...
I started a new job,Copy !req
350. and it's stressful enoughCopy !req
351. just having my own wastebasket
that I have to fill every dayCopy !req
352. without Liz Lemon
yelling at me,Copy !req
353. and I just wish
I had never been born!Copy !req
354. 'Cause if I can't even
get my friend Liz...Copy !req
355. At least I thought
she was my friend...Copy !req
356. To respect me,
how will I ever run a networkCopy !req
357. and boss around
those Jewish executivesCopy !req
358. that were trained
from birth to argue?Copy !req
359. So, I should just
give Liz what she wants,Copy !req
360. and quit.Copy !req
361. Bro...Copy !req
362. You should just smack
that Liz in the mouth.Copy !req
363. Sorry I babbled so much.Copy !req
364. Thanks for listening.Copy !req
365. I'm Kenneth, by the way.Copy !req
366. Me too. I'm Kenneth.Copy !req
367. Kenneth... uh...Copy !req
368. Toilethole.Copy !req
369. I'm so sorry Dr. Melvoin.Copy !req
370. You know, I already apologized
to Vickie, and to fat Vickie.Copy !req
371. Fat Vickie's parents
were very upsetCopy !req
372. that she was dragged
into this mess.Copy !req
373. I know.
I know what I did was stupid,Copy !req
374. and I've really learned
my lesson.Copy !req
375. Look, if I could
go back in time,Copy !req
376. I'd just...
I'd skip clarinet,Copy !req
377. and I'd go to the spring
football with my friends,Copy !req
378. and none of this
ever would've happened.Copy !req
379. Or you simply could have
not posted those pictures.Copy !req
380. On hot Vickie's
youface page, miss Hooper.Copy !req
381. Uh, hold on, Melvoin.Copy !req
382. You told me it was the piano,Copy !req
383. and that everyone went
to the King of Prussia mall.Copy !req
384. Well...Copy !req
385. I don't remember.Copy !req
386. And I'm just
so emotional right now.Copy !req
387. Ha!Copy !req
388. I'm sorry, how are you
related to miss Hooper?Copy !req
389. I'm her Nemesis.Copy !req
390. You bastard.Copy !req
391. Don't do this, Donaghy.Copy !req
392. I think that this schoolCopy !req
393. has done everything it can
for Kaylie,Copy !req
394. but the only fitting
punishment...Copy !req
395. Is expulsion.Copy !req
396. It's days like this
that remind meCopy !req
397. why I got into teaching
in the first place.Copy !req
398. Kenneth, we need to talk.Copy !req
399. I don't know, 'cause someoneCopy !req
400. who actually cares
about my feelingsCopy !req
401. told me to smack you
in the mouth.Copy !req
402. No, don't listen
to Kenneth Toilethole.Copy !req
403. - You know him?
- Yeah. He's great.Copy !req
404. We should all go
get dinner sometime.Copy !req
405. Kenneth, you can do this job,Copy !req
406. and I do respect you.Copy !req
407. Then wash my feet
with your hair.Copy !req
408. No! But I did completely
rewrite the show.Copy !req
409. We're not even using
the word "dingbat," Mr. Parcell.Copy !req
410. A Parcell man
has never been called "mister"Copy !req
411. outside of
an execution chamber.Copy !req
412. Oh, boy.Copy !req
413. The blonde ones,
they turned on me.Copy !req
414. They threw me away like
I was some kind of Judy.Copy !req
415. Oh, God.
Is this how Judy felt?Copy !req
416. Judy was nice and sweetCopy !req
417. and wanted to get
a coffee enema or something,Copy !req
418. and I treated her like garbage.Copy !req
419. Well, then why don't you
apologize to her?Copy !req
420. She's right behind you.Copy !req
421. Oh.Copy !req
422. Judy, you're so beautiful now!Copy !req
423. Oh.Copy !req
424. I just came to say good-bye
before I head home.Copy !req
425. I wish we had spent
more time together,Copy !req
426. but I guess I'll see you on TV.Copy !req
427. No.
Of all my children,Copy !req
428. you're the only one that provesCopy !req
429. there's any good in me.Copy !req
430. Forget TV.Copy !req
431. Let's go get that coffee now.Copy !req
432. No. You know
you can't do that.Copy !req
433. One minute to air.
One minute.Copy !req
434. I have to stop Jenna
from leaving. You just...Copy !req
435. No problem.
I'll cover.Copy !req
436. Day two of my fast,
and you were right.Copy !req
437. My mind is clear,
and I'm sharp as a tack.Copy !req
438. Great, Tray, thanks.Copy !req
439. My brain is working overtime.Copy !req
440. I finally understand the ending
of The sixth sense.Copy !req
441. Those names are the people
who worked on the movie.Copy !req
442. Oh, yeah, and I just gotCopy !req
443. what you were trying
to tell me yesterday.Copy !req
444. You want me to do
my filthy stand-up actCopy !req
445. instead of reading
the cue cards.Copy !req
446. No.Copy !req
447. Jack! Help!Copy !req
448. I was right about Kaylie,
and I crushed her.Copy !req
449. That's great.
I need...Copy !req
450. The whole time,
she was playing me,Copy !req
451. but in the end, she made
the biggest mistake.Copy !req
452. She could not have been worse
in that meetingCopy !req
453. than if she had wanted me to...Copy !req
454. Son of a dingbat!Copy !req
455. Tracy's gonna do
his stand-up act on the show!Copy !req
456. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
457. I'm gonna live bleep him.Copy !req
458. Normally, I'd have to get
permission from Irene first,Copy !req
459. but there isn't time.Copy !req
460. You know why I love
Dominican women?Copy !req
461. 'Cause they love to
those bigCopy !req
462. 'Cause they eat all our
aloud.Copy !req
463. I'd like to introduce
housed in aCopy !req
464. , booooy!Copy !req
465. You just ate a
with extra?Copy !req
466. Well, you called
the right.Copy !req
467. That's our show for tonight!Copy !req
468. See you next week!Copy !req
469. - That was amazing!
- It sure was.Copy !req
470. Kenneth, I'm Gaylord Felcher.Copy !req
471. The head of Standards?Copy !req
472. I have never seen
bleeping like that,Copy !req
473. so guess what?Copy !req
474. I'm promoting you,
you little -face.Copy !req
475. All right, Felcher, you don't
have to talk like that.Copy !req
476. Well, who's gonna stop me?Copy !req
477. Who among you has the power
to censor the censor?Copy !req
478. What a surprise.Copy !req
479. Whatever are you doing here,
Kaylie Hooper?Copy !req
480. Enjoying my total lack
of adult supervision.Copy !req
481. I just had fruit roll-ups
for dinner...Copy !req
482. At a strip club.Copy !req
483. Do you wanted to get expelled
from school, didn't you?Copy !req
484. Look who figured it out.Copy !req
485. It only took you,
oh, I don't know,Copy !req
486. a million hours.Copy !req
487. You didn't lie to me
about getting sent to schoolCopy !req
488. in the "Middle of nowhere."Copy !req
489. What I realized too late is,Copy !req
490. you were talking
about Beekman Academy,Copy !req
491. right here in Manhattan,Copy !req
492. in the neighborhood
North of ware street,Copy !req
493. otherwise known as,
uh, "noware."Copy !req
494. Now I'll be able to be close
to my boyfriend Henry.Copy !req
495. Like hot Vickie could
ever steal him from me.Copy !req
496. He's going to NYU.
To study acting.Copy !req
497. If Pop-Pop had gone
to that meeting,Copy !req
498. he would have just
written a checkCopy !req
499. and made it all go away.Copy !req
500. You needed somebody
to throw you under the bus.Copy !req
501. You needed a patsy.Copy !req
502. I, uh, couldn't help but noticeCopy !req
503. that lacrosse ball
in your backpack.Copy !req
504. Too bad I'm on the board of
the Central Park conservancy,Copy !req
505. so beekman won't have a field
to play on next year.Copy !req
506. Well, good, 'cause I planted
that lacrosse ball thereCopy !req
507. to get back at a girl I hate
who plays lacrosse.Copy !req
508. Her name is Jack... ie.Copy !req
509. Jackie... officecouch.Copy !req
510. Damn you, Donaghy!Copy !req
511. Cato? Seriously,
not tonight.Copy !req
512. I mean it this time.Copy !req
513. Aah!Copy !req
514. Son of a dingbat!Copy !req
515. Sorry.
That phone call took forever.Copy !req
516. Where's Kenneth Toilethole?Copy !req
517. You just missed him.Copy !req
518. Again.Copy !req
519. He had to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
520. You know what?
I'll go get him.Copy !req
521. No, don't!Copy !req
522. Every time one of you leaves,
the other one comes back.Copy !req
523. You know,
I'm starting to suspectCopy !req
524. that I have bad luck.Copy !req
525. Dude, bro, where's Liz?Copy !req
526. You didn't see her?
She just left.Copy !req
527. Oh, I gotta go feed the meter.Copy !req
528. Ohh!Copy !req