1. Here are all my receipts.Copy !req
2. Look, I don't need these, Liz.Copy !req
3. Your tax return
is the same every year.Copy !req
4. Actually, I'll have you knowCopy !req
5. that this has been
a year of change, Howard.Copy !req
6. I joined
an over-40 dance team,Copy !req
7. I started eating the lettuce on
my plate under my onion rings,Copy !req
8. and I have taken up meditation
thanks to my boyfriend Criss.Copy !req
9. Yeah, do you remember what
you said to me last year?Copy !req
10. This has been
a year of change, Howard.Copy !req
11. I'm actually eating the onion
part of my onion rings,Copy !req
12. I started journaling thanks
to my exciting relationshipCopy !req
13. with Carol, who is a man.Copy !req
14. Although we have done nothing
that lesbians could not do.Copy !req
15. Uhhuh.Copy !req
16. Do you remember what
you said to me last year?Copy !req
17. I bought a restaurant-grade
onion ringer,Copy !req
18. and I'm having a go at cycling,Copy !req
19. thanks to my boyfriend Wesley,
whom I hate.Copy !req
20. Have I never washed
this sweater?Copy !req
21. Look, there's nothing wrong
with being predictable.Copy !req
22. Every morning I get up
and come to this officeCopy !req
23. while my wife cheats
on me with Jared.Copy !req
24. Well, you're wrong.Copy !req
25. I bought a meditation
stool, and...Copy !req
26. This year's gonna be different.Copy !req
27. Jack, am I just in
a permanent rut?Copy !req
28. I don't have time for
your nonsense, Lemon.Copy !req
29. I'm working.Copy !req
30. I know this doesn't
look like work,Copy !req
31. but are you familiar with
the shower principle?Copy !req
32. I remember Mrs. DoyleCopy !req
33. pulling me aside
to talk about itCopy !req
34. - in the seventh grade.
- Uh, no.Copy !req
35. The shower principle is
a term scientists useCopy !req
36. to describe moments
of inspiration that occurCopy !req
37. when the brain is distracted
from the problem at hand.Copy !req
38. For example,
when you're showering.Copy !req
39. I was in the shower when
I finally got the titleCopy !req
40. of the movie Face off.Copy !req
41. Face off, face off.Copy !req
42. by showering or putting,Copy !req
43. then another part of the brain,Copy !req
44. the anterior superior
temporal gyrus is activated.Copy !req
45. This is the site of sudden
cognitive inspiration.Copy !req
46. Nerd alert, nerd alert.Copy !req
47. The problem at hand
is this man,Copy !req
48. my boss, Hank Hooper.Copy !req
49. Kabletown has grown a lotCopy !req
50. over the years,
but it's still a family companyCopy !req
51. with a very simple goal...Copy !req
52. To entertain folks.Copy !req
53. That's all people want.Copy !req
54. To sit on their sofas...Copy !req
55. Oh, why am I putting on airs?Copy !req
56. To sit on their couches,Copy !req
57. and hear stories.
Here's one.Copy !req
58. 1968.Copy !req
59. We were on patrol somewhere near
the Cambodian border.Copy !req
60. Uh, we can skip this part.Copy !req
61. So we boiled the skull,Copy !req
62. and made a tea kettle
out of it.Copy !req
63. My point is, I believe that
slow and steady wins the race.Copy !req
64. We don't take risks.
We make profits.Copy !req
65. So now, let's get this
dog fashion show started!Copy !req
66. "Everyone hide your bones."Copy !req
67. "Dogbeard the pirate
just sailed into woof harbor."Copy !req
68. Ugh.Copy !req
69. You know what else Hank
announced at that meeting?Copy !req
70. Record profits.Copy !req
71. Really?
Can we start getting real soda?Copy !req
72. Because I think Corka-Coola
brand diet banana limeCopy !req
73. - causes "tum nungnuss."
- No.Copy !req
74. And do you know what Hank wants
to do with that money?Copy !req
75. Pay a shareholder dividend.Copy !req
76. Meanwhile, the Kabletown blimp
is in such disrepair,Copy !req
77. we got a "jeers"
in Corporate Blimps Weekly.Copy !req
78. I want to use that money
to transform this company,Copy !req
79. but first I have to convince
Hank Hooper,Copy !req
80. a white man
who still buys Cadillacs.Copy !req
81. I just need the right idea.Copy !req
82. Do you think a year ago todayCopy !req
83. we were having this
same conversation?Copy !req
84. Because it sure feels like it.Copy !req
85. Probably.Copy !req
86. And knowing you,
as you were leavingCopy !req
87. you did something
comically undignified.Copy !req
88. Well, not this time, friend.Copy !req
89. - Whoa, gumballs!
- Lemon!Copy !req
90. 30 ROCK
S06 Ep15 - The shower principleCopy !req
91. Why is all the healthy food
on the top shelf today?Copy !req
92. Cut it out, you perverts.Copy !req
93. I know what you're doing.Copy !req
94. It's the first warm
day of the year,Copy !req
95. and women are starting to take
off their winter clothes...Copy !req
96. Good morning!Copy !req
97. Eyes down here, boys.Copy !req
98. I have breasts, you know.Copy !req
99. Nope, Hazel.Copy !req
100. Button up.Copy !req
101. Cerie, put on one
of my soup ponchos.Copy !req
102. This happens every spring,Copy !req
103. and it makes Jenna feel
threatened, and old,Copy !req
104. and she takes it out on meCopy !req
105. and the show.Copy !req
106. Every year she...Copy !req
107. Every year.Copy !req
108. The same thing
happens every year.Copy !req
109. Take a picture,
it'll last longer.Copy !req
110. Here you go.Copy !req
111. Hey, Liz, at 11:00
we have...Copy !req
112. Our annual budget meeting.Copy !req
113. You know what I did
a year ago today?Copy !req
114. Met with my accountant,
went up to see Jack,Copy !req
115. told Cerie to cover herself up.Copy !req
116. Yeah, stop doing that.Copy !req
117. Paula canceled my subscription
to shape magazine.Copy !req
118. Why do you have
to take Cerie away too?Copy !req
119. 'Cause Jenna's gonna freak out,Copy !req
120. and she'll take it out on me.Copy !req
121. Last year,Copy !req
122. Jenna accused me
of trying to destroy herCopy !req
123. because her lines didn't
have any "K" sounds,Copy !req
124. which she thinks
is the funniest sound.Copy !req
125. Oh, my God.Copy !req
126. My cousin Karl crashed his car,Copy !req
127. and now he's in a coma
at the Kendall clinic.Copy !req
128. Well...Copy !req
129. Look, you don't know
what Jenna's gonna do.Copy !req
130. Yeah, I do.
It's in the book,Copy !req
131. and the book has been
right about everything.Copy !req
132. It can see the future.Copy !req
133. Well, hang on.Copy !req
134. If all of your problems
are in the book,Copy !req
135. aren't the solutions
in there too?Copy !req
136. Well, we'll see.Copy !req
137. Last year, Jenna didn't come
to her senses till I...Copy !req
138. It's all here.
This is how I break the cycle.Copy !req
139. Today, I prove the universe,
and my accountant, wrong.Copy !req
140. Oh, and, Pete,Copy !req
141. don't try to force
a nickname this year.Copy !req
142. But I just bought
a Letterman jacketCopy !req
143. with "the German"
embroidered on it.Copy !req
144. It's not refundable
if you personalize it!Copy !req
145. Jenna?Copy !req
146. I know you're gonna
freak out today.Copy !req
147. You're trying to destroy me.Copy !req
148. I refuse to be in that sketch.Copy !req
149. The MacBeth sketch?Copy !req
150. Shh, stop it.Copy !req
151. You never say that name
in the theater.Copy !req
152. It is curs-ed.Copy !req
153. Jenna, that's just
a superstition.Copy !req
154. Elizabeth, I was trainedCopy !req
155. in stage acting
and game show pointingCopy !req
156. at the Royal Tampa Academy
of dramatic tricks.Copy !req
157. Where I studied
theater superstition,Copy !req
158. under Professor
Duane "Crawfish" Kenny.Copy !req
159. I'm not doing a sketch about
the Scottish play.Copy !req
160. Yeah, but this isn't MacBeth.Copy !req
161. It's a timely satire
of MacBeth,Copy !req
162. where mayor McCheese
and his wife,Copy !req
163. an ambitious pickle,
murder king Ronald.Copy !req
164. Liz, I don't need
any more bad luck.Copy !req
165. Do you know how many
mirrors I've smashedCopy !req
166. just thinking it was
a blonde woman mocking me?Copy !req
167. Okay, fine.
Like last year I will...Copy !req
168. Just ask Cerie to do it.Copy !req
169. Sure, I'll do it.Copy !req
170. I just have to be out
in time for my bandCopy !req
171. to be on Letterman.Copy !req
172. Perfect.
Now everyone's happy.Copy !req
173. That Jenna sure
is a handful, huh?Copy !req
174. Hazel, damn it!Copy !req
175. I know she takes
you for granted.Copy !req
176. But I don't.Copy !req
177. Say, I bought a groupon
for a couples' massageCopy !req
178. at a resort in the Catskills
where Henny YoungmanCopy !req
179. used to take his mistresses.Copy !req
180. What do you say?Copy !req
181. No. But if you want
to help me,Copy !req
182. just keep an eye on Jenna.Copy !req
183. I know she's gonna cave,Copy !req
184. I just want to make sure she
doesn't do anything crazy first.Copy !req
185. As the doctor said to me
after my hepatitis test,Copy !req
186. "you got it, sweetheart."Copy !req
187. Banks will provide...Copy !req
188. Hey, Tray.Copy !req
189. Hold up, double "L".Copy !req
190. I just want to clear this level.Copy !req
191. To navigate
the mortgage mess...Copy !req
192. Tracy, that's the news.Copy !req
193. It's the only way
we can watch it.Copy !req
194. Coming up next, how safe
is your building's elevator?Copy !req
195. Yes! A thousand points!Copy !req
196. Sure.Copy !req
197. Tracy, I know you insist
on doing your own taxesCopy !req
198. for some reason.Copy !req
199. I don't trust my accountant.Copy !req
200. I think he's lying to
me about being Jewish.Copy !req
201. I step on more wine
glasses than he does.Copy !req
202. Well, last year on this date,
you flipped outCopy !req
203. because you didn't know
it was the 14th.Copy !req
204. - So, this is an early warning...
- Wait, hold up.Copy !req
205. I didn't even know
it was April.Copy !req
206. I was gonna tell DotcomCopy !req
207. I loved his novel
as an April fool's joke.Copy !req
208. This is all hands on deck!Copy !req
209. K-9, form of desk.Copy !req
210. Get the receipts out.Copy !req
211. This big one's
for your sneakers.Copy !req
212. Yes, do your taxes, yes.Copy !req
213. Why do you look so weird?Copy !req
214. Have I never seen you carry
a bag before?Copy !req
215. I went and took a shower
at the Racquet Club,Copy !req
216. where I saw Lou Dobbs step
on his own testicles.Copy !req
217. It was horrifying.Copy !req
218. Still trying to get
the ol' jumper cablesCopy !req
219. on the tires
of your brain muffler?Copy !req
220. I don't know cars.Copy !req
221. I get ten minutes
with Hank Hooper tonight.Copy !req
222. Ten minutes to convince himCopy !req
223. to change his company forever.Copy !req
224. This is a crossroads, Lemon.Copy !req
225. You know what I miss about G.E.?Copy !req
226. The factories.
The sight of work being done,Copy !req
227. of things being made.Copy !req
228. The deafening noise
of machinery.Copy !req
229. You have to talk like this!Copy !req
230. You can only say
what's essential!Copy !req
231. And you get to point at things!Copy !req
232. Okay, well I, for one,Copy !req
233. am crushing it today.Copy !req
234. I pre-solved my Tracy
and Jenna problems,Copy !req
235. my budget meeting with
Pete took three seconds,Copy !req
236. and I got this meditation
candle for 80% off.Copy !req
237. "Summer horse grave"?Copy !req
238. Did you say meditation candle?Copy !req
239. Lemon, are you planning
to meditate?Copy !req
240. Yeah. I bought a meditation
stool, I have a mantra.Copy !req
241. You have a mantra?Copy !req
242. What is it?Copy !req
243. You're not supposed to tell
anybody what your mantra is.Copy !req
244. Oh, come on.Copy !req
245. Meditation is a waste of time,
like learning French,Copy !req
246. or kissing after sex.Copy !req
247. There you are, lemonade.Copy !req
248. Distract her with your
craziness, Tracy.Copy !req
249. Otherwise she's going
to meditate.Copy !req
250. I don't have time
for that, J.D.Copy !req
251. I have to go
to Alaska immediately.Copy !req
252. Alaska, what are
you talking about?Copy !req
253. Well, Ms. Lemon,Copy !req
254. Mr. Jordan had a lot more income
this year than he anticipated,Copy !req
255. thanks to his frequent
scratch-off lotto victories,Copy !req
256. finding all that treasure
on the islandCopy !req
257. he owns in the Caribbean.Copy !req
258. Quite an adventure.Copy !req
259. And designing Kate
Middleton's wedding gown.Copy !req
260. She was wonderful.Copy !req
261. Collaborative, fun,
and a little dangerous.Copy !req
262. Okay, so you have
to go to Alaska because...Copy !req
263. In order to pay my tax bill,Copy !req
264. I had to sign on to do a movie,Copy !req
265. Five dog now five.Copy !req
266. - Gibberish.
- No, that's just the confusingCopy !req
267. title Disney gave
the fifth Snow dogs movie.Copy !req
268. The "S" s are fives.Copy !req
269. Running time, 26 minutes.Copy !req
270. Why do you need to do
a movie to pay your taxes?Copy !req
271. You're loaded.Copy !req
272. I'm not liquid, Liz Lemon.Copy !req
273. I'm completely solid.Copy !req
274. I took all of my money and put
it in my pool and froze it.Copy !req
275. Nope, this isn't last year.Copy !req
276. I am breaking the cycle.Copy !req
277. I will deal with this later,Copy !req
278. after I meditate.Copy !req
279. Cycle?Copy !req
280. I forgot, I sponsored the dude
that won the Tour de France.Copy !req
281. Add another zero, Ken.Copy !req
282. "Out, out,
damn spot of mustard."Copy !req
283. This is the first time
I've ever liked this show.Copy !req
284. It's so funny.Copy !req
285. There's a saying
in show business.Copy !req
286. The show must go on.Copy !req
287. And I couldn't go another
minute without being aroundCopy !req
288. the greatest non-pornography
crew I've ever worked with.Copy !req
289. It feels so weird
being up here.Copy !req
290. What if I get discovered?Copy !req
291. I don't care if this
production is cursed.Copy !req
292. Like Lady McCheese,Copy !req
293. I will "screw my courage
to the sticking McNugget."Copy !req
294. I will do the sketch.Copy !req
295. Let me help you down, sweet.Copy !req
296. Careful, don't stab yourself.Copy !req
297. Okay, let's take it from
Grimace's family being murdered.Copy !req
298. Jenna, look out!Copy !req
299. I could have been killed.Copy !req
300. It's the curse!Copy !req
301. Sorry.Copy !req
302. Hard "K" sounds.Copy !req
303. Mm.Copy !req
304. I'm going to Alaska!
Five now dog five!Copy !req
305. Five now dog five!Copy !req
306. Everyone's trying
to destroy me.Copy !req
307. Five now dog five!
Five now dog five!Copy !req
308. Budget meeting, "the germ."Copy !req
309. Pam putch, car waiting times,
"the germ."Copy !req
310. Distractions begone!Copy !req
311. Congratulations, Elizabeth.Copy !req
312. You have achieved
transcendence,Copy !req
313. a state of pure inner peace,Copy !req
314. where all pants have
built-in underwear.Copy !req
315. You have reached
a plane of total enlightenment,Copy !req
316. and you are realizing
that Jack was right,Copy !req
317. meditation is a waste of time,Copy !req
318. time you could have spentCopy !req
319. reading that book he gave
you on business lunches,Copy !req
320. Buffett on buffets.Copy !req
321. But that doesn't make sense.Copy !req
322. If I've achieved enlightenment,Copy !req
323. how is this a waste of time?Copy !req
324. Let me answer your question
with a question.Copy !req
325. Why don't you just shut up
and tell me your mantra?Copy !req
326. Is it,
"time to make the donuts"?Copy !req
327. What are you doing?Copy !req
328. "Hank Hooper is coming, Lemon.Copy !req
329. "I don't have time
for your nonsense.Copy !req
330. "I'm always criticizing
your shoes,Copy !req
331. but never offering
solutions."Copy !req
332. Don't you have a big idea you're
supposed to be coming up with?Copy !req
333. That's exactly what
I'm trying to do.Copy !req
334. I realized something today.Copy !req
335. Putting, showering,
they don't work for me.Copy !req
336. Only you can stimulateCopy !req
337. my anterior superior
temporal gyrus.Copy !req
338. Buy me a drink first.
Ow.Copy !req
339. For the past six years,Copy !req
340. nothing has been a better
distraction than rescuing youCopy !req
341. from your various wrong turns
on the road of life.Copy !req
342. And I just don't know what
to do now.Copy !req
343. I'm scared, Jack.Copy !req
344. Lemon, just get another DVR
in the bedroom,Copy !req
345. and then you can record
all four shows at once.Copy !req
346. I've got it.Copy !req
347. Dump all the unsold
dishwashers into the ocean.Copy !req
348. As it turns out,
you are my shower principle,Copy !req
349. so shower me, Lemon.Copy !req
350. Shower me in the inane watersCopy !req
351. of television, food, and feet.Copy !req
352. You know what?
Maybe you should try meditating.Copy !req
353. I am serious.Copy !req
354. The whole point
is to clear your mind.Copy !req
355. Meditate, Lemon?
I once pantsed Deepak ChopraCopy !req
356. while Craig T. Nelson
taped it.Copy !req
357. I don't meditate.Copy !req
358. Hey, Liz,Copy !req
359. does your journal say
anything about FrankCopy !req
360. trying to drink a gallon
of milk last year?Copy !req
361. It can't be done.Copy !req
362. - Oh, God, the carpet.
- Ugh!Copy !req
363. Somebody hold my hair back.Copy !req
364. Oh, no!Copy !req
365. My Johnny Choon.Copy !req
366. Are you all right?Copy !req
367. I've seen people
killed with shoes,Copy !req
368. but never like that.Copy !req
369. I can't believe
this is happening.Copy !req
370. I was just using the curse
of the Scottish playCopy !req
371. as an excuse to act out.Copy !req
372. But it's real.Copy !req
373. Ugh, like I need another curse.Copy !req
374. Too busty.Copy !req
375. - Ah!
- Oh!Copy !req
376. I'm running out of time.Copy !req
377. Meditate perfectly.Copy !req
378. Jack, tell me what
to do about my...Copy !req
379. Boyfriend! DVR! Feet!Copy !req
380. SMAS mondays at 10:00!
Female mustache.Copy !req
381. My casserole's burning!
My casserole's burnt!Copy !req
382. Nut up, Donaghy, and meditate!Copy !req
383. Congratulations, Jack.Copy !req
384. You have attained...Copy !req
385. Shut up,
I don't have time for this.Copy !req
386. Give me my inspiration.Copy !req
387. My God, you're good
at meditating.Copy !req
388. The answer you seek has
been there all along.Copy !req
389. It's right behind you.Copy !req
390. Behind you.Copy !req
391. Behind you, behind yo...Copy !req
392. I don't need an echo.Copy !req
393. I heard you.Copy !req
394. Meditation over!Copy !req
395. Behind me.Copy !req
396. Behind me.Copy !req
397. I've got it!Copy !req
398. You know what they'd thought
when I saw up your skirt.Copy !req
399. Nice.Copy !req
400. Someone won the crotch jackpot.Copy !req
401. I need a drink.Copy !req
402. Ah! My hand!Copy !req
403. But I'm auditioning to play
senor wences' wife tomorrow!Copy !req
404. Ah, ah.Copy !req
405. I can't take this any more.Copy !req
406. This curse is ruining my life.Copy !req
407. No, it's not.Copy !req
408. I am.Copy !req
409. What are you talking about?Copy !req
410. The light, your shoe,
the chair, your hand.Copy !req
411. It was all me, Jenna.Copy !req
412. Wh... why would you do that?Copy !req
413. Because, I want to
be Liz Lemon's best friend.Copy !req
414. I want to know her secrets,Copy !req
415. sing Motown together
into hairbrushes,Copy !req
416. have a pair of vintage
Jordache jeans that we share.Copy !req
417. But, love has enemies...
You.Copy !req
418. - So you tried to kill me?
- Of course not, silly.Copy !req
419. I can't afford a third strike.Copy !req
420. I just wanted to scare you off.Copy !req
421. And I'll stop, if you
never speak to Liz again.Copy !req
422. Nice try, Hazel.Copy !req
423. But you made the same mistakeCopy !req
424. Mickey Rourke made
on that catamaran.Copy !req
425. You didn't kill me
when you had the chance.Copy !req
426. Can I get you anything, Hank?Copy !req
427. Bottled water?Copy !req
428. I'm not fancy like that, Jack.Copy !req
429. If I get thirsty, I'll just
drink the water from lunchCopy !req
430. I saved in my cheek.Copy !req
431. I've got one word
for you, Hank...Copy !req
432. Couches.Copy !req
433. I've been thinking
about what you toldCopy !req
434. the investors the other day.Copy !req
435. Kabletown fulfills our fellow
Americans' most American need...Copy !req
436. To sit on a couch,
talking on the phone,Copy !req
437. about a TV show
they're watching,Copy !req
438. based on a YouTube clip.Copy !req
439. Is NBC developing a showCopy !req
440. for that cat that jumps
in the boxes?Copy !req
441. No, that's, uh... yes!Copy !req
442. Heh!
As a matter of fact, we are.Copy !req
443. But my point is,
Kabletown controlsCopy !req
444. nearly every aspect
of that experience.Copy !req
445. The phone, Internet, TV,
that's all us.Copy !req
446. But, we don't control
the couch.Copy !req
447. Why are we outsourcing
the American dream, Hank?Copy !req
448. Why are the couches our
customers sit on made in...Copy !req
449. Oh, I don't know... Vietnam?Copy !req
450. Taking my original buttocksCopy !req
451. wasn't enough
for those bastards.Copy !req
452. Here's what I want to doCopy !req
453. with our profits this quarter.Copy !req
454. I want to make couches, Hank.Copy !req
455. Kabletown couches.Copy !req
456. American couches.Copy !req
457. Boy, I do love
a good couch, Jack.Copy !req
458. You know, I'm like a couch
in a lot of ways.Copy !req
459. I fell asleep at a Raymour
and Flanigan last week,Copy !req
460. and a black family
tried to buy me.Copy !req
461. Let's do it!
Let's make us some couches.Copy !req
462. You won't regret this, Hank.Copy !req
463. I only have three regrets
in my life, Jack.Copy !req
464. Not buying the Phillies,
not marrying my wife sooner,Copy !req
465. and not surprising you
any quicker with this hug.Copy !req
466. Ooh!Copy !req
467. Yup, same as last year.Copy !req
468. My situation has progressed in
an interesting way, Liz Lemon.Copy !req
469. I don't want to hear it.Copy !req
470. To solve my tax problem, I
called the treasury departmentCopy !req
471. and told them I won't
pay my taxes until I seeCopy !req
472. your president's
birth certificate.Copy !req
473. They told me if I did that,
they would arrest me.Copy !req
474. Things got heated,Copy !req
475. so I said I had a bomb.Copy !req
476. Hazel is trying to destroy me.Copy !req
477. Really? Now Hazel
is trying to destroy you?Copy !req
478. Jenna, do you know how
crazy you sound right now?Copy !req
479. Liz and I, or "Lazel,"
are really worried about you.Copy !req
480. Oh, my God.
Doesn't matter what I do,Copy !req
481. - nothing ever changes.
- Ms. Lemon,Copy !req
482. I'm sorry to interrupt,
but I need to getCopy !req
483. a recommendation from youCopy !req
484. to reapply
to the NBC page program.Copy !req
485. We've already done
that, Kenneth.Copy !req
486. We've done all of this!Copy !req
487. All I wanted was
one shred of evidenceCopy !req
488. that my life is moving forward.Copy !req
489. Baby doll, what about me?Copy !req
490. - I'm new.
- Are you, Hazel?Copy !req
491. You're just another weird page,Copy !req
492. and I already have
one of those.Copy !req
493. Aw, thank you.Copy !req
494. You people, you are the reasonCopy !req
495. my life is a stagnant,
monotonous hell!Copy !req
496. Oh, no, that reminds me.Copy !req
497. My stand-up tour.
Add another zero, Ken.Copy !req
498. Jack?
Why did you invite me here?Copy !req
499. Oh, you're gonna murder me,
aren't you?Copy !req
500. - Eh, it's okay.
- Up here, Lemon.Copy !req
501. I haven't secured that
level from the rats yet.Copy !req
502. What the hell is this place?Copy !req
503. This is where
I remake Kabletown.Copy !req
504. And where Americans,
and for cost reasons,Copy !req
505. quite a few "foreign Americans,"
will make couches.Copy !req
506. To watch TV on.Copy !req
507. Do I finally understand
vertical integration?Copy !req
508. Yes.Copy !req
509. Well, at least one of us
got out of their rut today.Copy !req
510. Eh!Copy !req
511. Lemon, what are you doing?Copy !req
512. I realized today that I cannot
do my job without you.Copy !req
513. This is all because of you.Copy !req
514. You're admitting you need me,Copy !req
515. and all my nonsense.Copy !req
516. You haven't done that since...Copy !req
517. You've never done that.Copy !req
518. I wanted a new G.E.Copy !req
519. I got a couch factory,
but it's a start.Copy !req
520. Baby steps, Lemon.Copy !req
521. - To new beginnings.
- Lemon?Copy !req
522. The cycle is broken.Copy !req
523. Jack, the rats have
my meditation stool.Copy !req
524. Ah!Copy !req
525. Help! Shoot it free!Copy !req
526. Let her go, you bastard!Copy !req
527. Tomorrow, and tomorrow,
and tomorrow,Copy !req
528. creeps in this petty
pace from day to dayCopy !req
529. to the last syllable
of recorded time.Copy !req
530. And all our yesterdays
have lighted foolsCopy !req
531. the way to dusty death.Copy !req
532. Out, out, brief candle.Copy !req
533. Life's but a walking shadow,Copy !req
534. a poor player that struts and
frets his hour upon the stage,Copy !req
535. and then is heard no more.Copy !req
536. It is a tail told by an idiot,Copy !req
537. full sound of furry,
signifying nothing.Copy !req
538. Would you like to try our apple dippers?Copy !req