Beavis and Butt-head 5x36

Directed by Mike Judge

Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.

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1. Music

2. Hey, hey, what are we?

3. I think we're lost

4. Cool, maybe we'll be on the news

5. Oh yeah, yeah, that would roll

6. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

7. Whoa, do you hear that?

8. What is it?

9. G'dayn

10. Y-up

11. Y-y-y-yo

12. Seveece, BNON

13. SLétait

14. S Wathtuhppy, coincidence

15. We were just for the new members of our men's group

16. Do you?

17. Need a baby?

18. Achilling

19. Tim Bng

20. Not I'm not going to join the men's group but not bored

21. Stitchy

22. in a nurturing all-male environment.

23. With no women around, we're free to be ourselves

24. without fear of seeming sexist or offensive.

25. And we let off some steam to avoid channeling our male anger towards women into greed,

26. destructiveness, or other male problem areas.

27. And that's important, especially today, as we men wrestle with our manhood.

28. Bava thruffles with his manhood.

29. Yeah.

30. I usually win.

31. That's okay, because we all must fight our own demons.

32. That's why these monthly drum banging sessions are so...

33. You get a bang a drum?

34. Sure.

35. Cool.

36. You've got me cool.

37. Hi, I'm Gary.

38. Hi, I'm Pete.

39. Hi, Phil.

40. Nice to meet you.

41. Hi, I'm Beelis.

42. These houses look fake, but it...

43. Of course they do.

44. That's like the whole point of college music.

45. To like make the suburbs look bad.

46. Hey, do you hear that, planet?

47. She said Harry Bohemus.

48. Yeah.

49. What does that mean?

50. You don't know.

51. I think it may be on me.

52. It had something to do with stool.

53. Damn it, leave us shut up.

54. There's these two chicks that kiss on this video,

55. and I don't want you talking about stool.

56. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

57. Yeah, you're right.

58. We had a drink, we had a smoke.

59. She took off her overcome.

60. I kissed a girl.

61. What?

62. She said she kissed a girl.

63. Damn it, Beelis.

64. I know.

65. That's what I was trying to tell you when you were talking about stool.

66. Wow.

67. Look at that.

68. Maybe I'll show it.

69. That's gonna be cool.

70. Whoa.

71. That's Harry Bohemus.

72. Boy, that's a turning out to be pretty good.

73. You know, and I say two girls kissing.

74. It kinda gives me a special feeling.

75. Yeah.

76. Yeah.

77. Me too.

78. It kinda makes me want to make a stool.

79. Damn it, leave us your messed up.

80. Hey, baby.

81. I kissed a girl.

82. Well, she said again, she said she kissed a girl.

83. Yeah.

84. You have to do a lot more than that if you want to be a cesspan.

85. It'll make you a...

86. I like this part in here after she says she kissed a girl.

87. Where it goes.

88. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

89. That's the third or two chicks right here making out.

90. You'd probably just go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

91. Talk about stools and stuff.

92. Yeah, keep it fit back.

93. Watch a couple chicks make out and talk about stools.

94. Make me.

95. Uh.

96. This sucks.

97. Actually, it can be quite therapeutic but here.

98. Why don't you take out some of that aggression on the drum?

99. And let loose with your innermost thoughts.

100. Uh.

101. Uh.

102. Uh.

103. This sucks.

104. Uh.

105. This sucks.

106. Bunch of dumb-ass woody is hitting a stupid drum.

107. Uh.

108. Um.

109. Good, butthead.

110. You tapped into some genuine emotions there and I think we can all relate to what you're

111. saying.

112. Uh.

113. You can?

114. Sure we can.

115. It really doesn't suck that you had the courage to say this sucks.

116. We're hearing you loud and clear, brother.

117. That sucks.

118. Okay.

119. Now it's your turn, Bevis.

120. Really try to get in touch with your inner male.

121. Oh wait!

122. Now is a bunch of dudes watching?

123. Don't be shy.

124. Just hit the drum and say what's on your mind.

125. Um.

126. Oh yeah.

127. Okay.

128. Whoa.

129. That's pretty cool.

130. Uh.

131. The drywall is up, so let's back off when Bevis and butthead returned.

132. Okay, Bevis.

133. Now let that wild man within put his feelings into words.

134. Where with he, bro?

135. He's like, I want to check out chick's thingies.

136. I want to see their singing, but they won't let me.

137. And that just makes me want to check them out even more.

138. We feel you, male, pain.

139. I feel like I'm never going to score.

140. And chicks don't want to talk to me.

141. I'm like, I want to go on and say, hey baby, I'm like, I want to go on.

142. And then it's like, they could go away.

143. And then they slap me.

144. I can identify with that.

145. I guess.

146. And sometimes I just want to get a big bulldozer.

147. And I just want to like, and I just want to like, bulldozer walls to the girls locker room.

148. And I want to see their boobs.

149. Oh.

150. Cool.

151. I'm like, I know they're making it inside there.

152. And I just can't stand it.

153. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

154. And then I want to take the bulldozer.

155. I'm like, I want to bulldozer all the cafeteria too.

156. And then the library.

157. I want to destroy all the blocks.

158. Hey, hey, hey.

159. And now I want to start the principal llama.

160. And bulldozer all the principal llama too.

161. And bulldozer all the way.

162. I think someone's inner warrior needs to go back to Bevis and treat him.

163. Maybe he needs professional help to see this.

164. Somebody take that damn drum away from him.

165. What the hell are you teaching these kids at yours anyway?

166. You know, the guys at the gym were right.

167. You are a pani waste.

168. And you said this was a way to recapture the spirit of Woodstock.

169. Woodstock, my ass.

170. Wait a minute, guys.

171. That kind of old-fashioned male aggressiveness is never going to be the thing in it.

172. Yeah.

173. The fuck?

174. The fuck?

175. No.

176. Oh no.

177. Oh no.

178. Oh no, it's another one of these.

179. I need to try harder.

180. Yeah, it's like they're not even trying.

181. Come on, hey, come on.

182. I want you to start over again in this time.

183. Try.

184. Come on, let's go.

185. Pick it up.

186. Come on, here we go.

187. One, two, three, four.

188. Yeah, come on.

189. Come on, rock.

190. This is the Justin Horrible.

191. You're going to be horrible at least, like, you know, kick ass.

192. You know, like, like, like Jesus Lither.

193. I mean, they fuck, but they kick ass.

194. I think these guys are just lazy.

195. Yeah, real good.

196. They're too lazy to rock.

197. And they're too lazy to clean the tub.

198. These guys are so lazy, they probably take a dump in the tub.

199. Yeah, I do that sometimes.

200. Yeah, me.

201. Boop, me.

202. You poop in the tub.

203. Yeah, me.

204. I'm saying that sometimes.

205. I just pee all over the whole bathroom.

206. B p p p.

207. You're disgusting, Davis.

208. Yeah.

209. But, where's Beavis?

210. I don't know.

211. I guess it's Crane with a wrecking ball and a bulldover with a really nice shovel,

212. a nice big, and a backo and a fork lift.

213. And a front-hand motor and a combine.

214. And I'm going to get away, cars.

215. Rubber.

216. Only then, fly score.

217. And that's about it.

218. I have some boobs.

219. Um, your turn, butted.

220. Butted.

221. Butted.

222. Butted.

223. It's your turn, come on.

224. Uh oh.

225. Uh oh.

226. Uh oh.

227. Uh oh.

228. Uh oh.

229. Uh oh.

230. Uh oh.

231. Uh oh.

232. Uh oh.

233. Uh oh.

234. Uh oh.

235. Uh oh.

236. Uh oh.

237. Uh oh.

238. Uh oh.

239. Uh oh.

240. Uh oh.

241. Uh oh.

242. Uh oh.

243. Uh oh.

244. Uh oh.

245. Uh oh.

246. Uh oh.

247. Uh oh.

248. Uh oh.

249. Uh oh.

250. Uh oh.

251. Uh oh.

252. Uh oh.

253. Uh oh.

254. Uh oh.

255. Check it out.

256. They do the furloughed cool dance coming up there.

257. Uh oh.

258. Really cool?

259. Uh oh.

260. Is that it?

261. Uh oh.

262. That's just hockey.

263. Uh oh.

264. I think they're singing about a car.

265. Yeah, I see.

266. No, that's pretty cool.

267. I've had a really cool car.

268. I'd just think about it too.

269. My car is really fast.

270. It kicks a lot of shit.

271. It runs on gas.

272. I drive it on the graph.

273. There it is, see.

274. Isn't that cool?

275. What's cool about it?

276. Me.

277. It's like they're all doing it together.

278. That's cool.

279. You think a cool one dudes dance together, buddy?

280. Yeah, damn it, they were just shot off.

281. You know what you like to dance on?

282. Me.

283. Me.

284. Me.