Beavis and Butt-head 5x41

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Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.

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1. And let me remind you class that this will be on the test, okay?

2. So then the other dudes like, excuse me sir, what I said was put a flower in your buttonhole.

3. Attention all students and faculty, I have an urgent announcement and you all need to listen very carefully.

4. That dude looks like a flower in your buttonhole.

5. High on high has just received a bomb threat.

6. We are asking all students and teachers to cooperate in a total and immediate evacuation of the school.

7. Okay class, let's not panic in making our exit. See if you can utilize the concepts we learned last week about synergy and click.

8. So it's like, he said, excuse me sir, I said put a flower in your buttonhole.

9. It's like he's supposed to put a buttonhole in his buttonhole.

10. Did it like get quiet?

11. This is San Luisberger bringing you a chilling expose on a violent new platform threatening the very driver of our nation.

12. Join me.

13. This dude should like get a better apartment.

14. We may not be millionaires when it's like, at least we have decent places to live.

15. No, we don't.

16. We're way for pretty happy. No or not. Well, at least we have like lots of friends.

17. Not really.

18. Are we healthy? No. Our lives suck.

19. Yeah. We're cool.

20. He's damn pretty cool. Yeah, but it's like they're too easy.

21. Check this out.

22. You have coolness.

23. You have coolness.

24. You have more of the fun.

25. How about this one?

26. Next time we go to a dance, I'm like, hold on my pants and ask a chick to do the gorilla.

27. The only dance you know is the monkey.

28. I'm gonna go to the monkey right now.

29. I repeat, we have received a bomb threat.

30. We believe the explosive can be somewhere in the cafeteria, but we must evacuate the entire school.

31. A bomb.

32. Yeah, yeah. A bomb. A bomb. Cool.

33. I bet if we had our own bomb, we could like, you know, blow stuff up.

34. Yeah, yeah. That would rule.

35. Hey, baby. Let's find it.

36. Hey, buddy. I bet if we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.

37. Yeah. We could make him hang out with us.

38. Hey, come on. Let's find it.

39. Nope, it's not in here.

40. There, bomb. Come on.

41. Hey, believe it. When we find it, we should like go to one of those banks and then like blow up to safe

42. or they keep all the money and stuff.

43. You know, if you give us a deal, that's not a bomb.

44. That's like one of those things, you know, like we have one at Burger World.

45. Hey, believe us. Listen.

46. What?

47. Oh, yeah. The cold war over.

48. Not when Beavis and Herod's uncle's missile silo.

49. Skatune for the nettings.

50. Where the hell is this bomb?

51. I could have been blowing stuff up by now.

52. Hey, buddy. I found the bomb.

53. Give it here, monkey spank.

54. Oh, wait, but not for him. I want to find it.

55. Give it back.

56. Damn it, Beavis.

57. Hey, you two. Put that down. Now.

58. No. We were here first.

59. Come on, boys. You're holding a bomb. Don't do anything stupid.

60. Give me.

61. Do you idiots even realize the danger you're in?

62. No.

63. That's fuck.

64. Yeah, what a worthy bomb.

65. That's not a bomb, you morons. It's just a damn cooking timer.

66. It wasn't even loud.

67. Yeah, really. There's no destruction.

68. Yeah.

69. Okay, we've got chicks. We've got computer stuff.

70. I think this is going to be some kind of chick in the future video.

71. Yeah, as long as I learn my future, that's cool.

72. I see a hand in your future, Beavis.

73. Yeah, there's no one who's taking your hand.

74. Oh, it's him. It's him. It's a rick.

75. Oh, yeah.

76. Hard labor. See the dude on TV.

77. Yeah, really. He might talk about spots again.

78. This guy, rule.

79. He's like, you can't get banned, but I still like butts.

80. He's like, he's like buttsy.

81. Yeah.

82. That's like, he's got all these chicks around him.

83. We'll probably do it with him.

84. And I'll talk about him.

85. I don't know, but those bikes look pretty cool.

86. Yeah, you can go ride one of those bikes and I'll be scoring damn.

87. No, dumb-ass.

88. I'm saying it.

89. Sometimes when I think about my dad, I always imagine that he's a certain mix a lot.

90. You wish, Beavis.

91. Your dad was probably that rowdy for the Marshall Tucker band.

92. No way, buddy.

93. I could have been your dad too.

94. Oh, yeah.

95. Get him on camera.

96. I'm on the...

97. I'm on the...

98. I need a hand.

99. Watch.

100. We in the high-oats.

101. Get it on camera.

102. Well, we searched the premises, but we came up empty.

103. Now the bomb squad's telling us it's only a hoax.

104. Oh, what are you talking about?

105. Any embassal can see a bomb well off in here.

106. There's a man on the phone, said it was placed in the cafeteria last night.

107. We'll keep looking.

108. With this mask, it could take a while.

109. Oh, what about you, too?

110. What happened in here?

111. A bomb went off, sir.

112. So, can we go home now?

113. Yeah.

114. We're scared and stuff.

115. Yeah, I guess.

116. Get on your way, boys.

117. It's all cool.

118. Hey, I hate butted.

119. I know I talk about turds a lot, but...

120. Boy, these things really look like turds.

121. I talk a lot about turds, too, but you don't worry about it.

122. Oh, okay.

123. Boop!

124. Your heinous is cool.

125. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks.

126. My heinous is pretty cool.

127. Damn it, baby.

128. Shut up.

129. I was talking about the planet.

130. Well, check it out.

131. A flying poop tart.

132. Boop!

133. They had to do that.

134. They had to make, you know, like, poop tarts.

135. Put them in the toaster.

136. And then when they popped out, they'd go, poop!

137. Yeah.

138. Uh...

139. Stop the car, dude.

140. Hey, I just thought of something.

141. It'll be funny.

142. Well, they were driving under that girl like that.

143. You know, since I have a convertible, you know,

144. I would have been funny if she pooped on them.

145. Okay, baby.

146. That's enough about poop.

147. Okay.

148. Let's talk about...

149. Don't, don't! Don't!