Beavis and Butt-head 5x48

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A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.

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1. Music

2. Morgan Dorfer, Sanchez,

3. Sunker.

4. Let it...

5. Well, it should be, but I don't see beevison butthead. They usually don't miss field trips.

6. Uh...

7. Something's wrong.

8. Oh yeah.

9. Maybe we're late or something.

10. Uh... maybe.

11. Like, um...

12. What should we do?

13. Uh...

14. That's right, big butt on the chalkboard.

15. Yeah, me, me, me, cool.

16. Wait a minute, Bevis.

17. I think it's trying to tell us something.

18. Uh...

19. Feel...

20. Tilt...

21. Uh...

22. Try...

23. Uh...

24. Todd...

25. Uh...

26. Hey, stop the bus!

27. It'll lead down!

28. It'll wait for us!

29. That was close to me.

30. Let's try and tell him!

31. But I'll...

32. Hey.

33. The laundry is cool.

34. Yeah.

35. You know what I mean?

36. We oughta try like picking up on a chicken, a laundromat.

37. Uh...

38. Why?

39. Because I'm here.

40. You know, you could have me.

41. You'd like look at their underwear?

42. Oh, why?

43. I bet that underwear was on your butt.

44. You know, I mean, yeah.

45. That's pretty cool.

46. Or you could like, go up one and say, uh...

47. So I see you were underwear.

48. I were underwear too.

49. Want to do it?

50. Yeah, yeah, that's even better in here.

51. And then, um, hey.

52. And then, you know, and then check this out.

53. I mean, you say, oh, I mean,

54. that's you're already doing a load.

55. You're not loading.

56. There's always that.

57. If you think, you know,

58. that's you're doing a load.

59. Why don't you do my underwear too?

60. And then you like to pull down your pants.

61. And then you already have your pants on.

62. See?

63. You're already halfway there.

64. Yeah.

65. And then like, your underwear would be in there with her.

66. Yeah.

67. I'm ready for love.

68. I'm ready for love.

69. I'm ready for love.

70. Okay.

71. Okay.

72. Okay, people, I hope you're ready for our hike down beautiful Mount Perdido.

73. Mount.

74. Yeah.

75. Yeah.

76. Yeah.

77. Yeah.

78. Half-class, even though there's an abundance of breathtaking rock formations and fascinating plant life,

79. I have to warn you that this hike will be quite a workout.

80. Okay.

81. I've got a rock formation in my pants.

82. Yeah.

83. Now, to pass the time, I thought we might enjoy some music.

84. Okay.

85. Any requests?

86. Like, 99 bottles of beer?

87. Good, Dean.

88. But beer and driving don't mix, okay?

89. How about 99 bottles of tea on the wall?

90. Well, let's try sort of a different arrangement, okay?

91. What's going on?

92. Why is everybody honking?

93. Hey, hey, be this in butthead.

94. No.

95. Come on.

96. I'm sorry, but obviously, you boys can't be trusted to be by yourselves in the back.

97. I want you to come up here right now and switch seats with me, okay?

98. Uh, well, be better.

99. Yeah.

100. Well, give him a pressed fruit ball.

101. I mean it, boys.

102. Come on.

103. Get up here right now.

104. And please pull your pants up, okay?

105. Uh, oh, yeah.

106. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

107. Up it's broke.

108. War beaves in butthead after this.

109. Now, I hope you guys understand why I'm making you sit up here.

110. There are rules on the bus and there for your own good.

111. Now try to behave.

112. I'm going to go sit in the back, okay?

113. RULE FU-

114. Yeah.

115. Stay in your way and you're sort of a bitch.

116. This isn't the end of ya moron, cool.

117. That dude's pissed.

118. Yeah, really.

119. How come he gets to like flip off cars and stuff?

120. But when we do it, we have to come sit up here.

121. I think it's like if you're in front of that line, then you get to do all that stuff.

122. Really?

123. You mean we can like scream at people and give them the finger?

124. Let's go.

125. Hey, dude.

126. Hey, sit the hell down.

127. Get out of the lane, you son of a bitch, you're a kicker ass bastard.

128. You're not what you're going in.

129. What's gotten into those two now?

130. Get out of my lane, you son of a bitch.

131. Sit down or I'll just get down on this bus.

132. Yeah, that means you too.

133. That's it, but yet sit down.

134. You too, Beavis.

135. Oh, I am a real white mind, damn it.

136. You know, sit down and shut up.

137. Okay, people.

138. It's obvious we're all a little over excited.

139. We've got a lot of cool things down with the little song I wrote.

140. It's called Touch a Mountain.

141. Okay?

142. Children of the Earth, rejoice.

143. Each new day, we have a choice.

144. So touch a mountain, climb a mountain, feel a mountain.

145. Oh, damn it.

146. I miss the dirt.

147. That was cool.

148. Yeah.

149. Check it out.

150. That dude's choking the cows.

151. Check it out.

152. Hey, no, he's not bong much.

153. That's how you get milk.

154. You have to spank your cows monkey to get milk.

155. Hey, no, you squeeze it.

156. Boops.

157. Wow.

158. Hey, really?

159. I don't know, a cow head boops.

160. I thought it just had, you know, that big nut sack

161. with all the weeners hanging off it.

162. No, I'm being screwed.

163. I think they had a little...

164. I like it when old people left their mouth hang open

165. because I don't remember to close it.

166. Yeah, yeah.

167. I think I'm going to do that right now.

168. Okay, see you.

169. Eat.

170. I'm going to talk to you.

171. I just don't have a good.

172. I'm going to talk to you.

173. Maybe I'll try it.

174. Yeah.

175. That's very cool.

176. You know, another cool thing about cows?

177. I get to chew their own putt.

178. Really?

179. Yeah.

180. I learned at that time we went on a field trip to the dairy.

181. Well, I'm...

182. Was I there?

183. Yeah, but you spent the whole time staring at the goat's nads.

184. The...

185. The...

186. The full of a pretty cool field trip.

187. Yeah.

188. If I really learned something...

189. Children around and see...

190. The wonder.

191. Mr. Vandryson!

192. Is that you?

193. Are you okay?

194. Don't look son.

195. He may be dead.

196. I'm a mountain.

197. Feel a mountain.

198. Even more.

199. Ah!

200. Ah!

201. Ah!

202. Ah!

203. Ah!

204. Ah!

205. Whoa, hey, check it out.

206. Hey.

207. I think that's that bell.

208. Talked us about an history class.

209. Were they like rang it and it put a big crack in it?

210. No, beavers.

211. You're thinking of Bible class.

212. When they talked about how God created the butt.

213. Oh yeah!

214. And then he created poop.

215. Yeah.

216. That's in that due to a run-a-me section.

217. And...

218. The Bible kicks ass.

219. Check it out.

220. It's Dean and Jane Ween.

221. Ween kicks ass.

222. Yeah.

223. That's kind of groovy.

224. Read out.

225. Yeah, that's kind of groovy.

226. Yeah.

227. How do they do that?

228. How do they sing all high and stuff?

229. I think if you sniff your nads off,

230. it'll make you sing high like this.

231. Really?

232. That's cool.

233. You should try it, beavers.

234. No, wait.

235. I don't think so.

236. Why not?

237. Have you ever used your nads for anything?

238. Not really.

239. No, I guess not.

240. Don't your nads just like get in the way all the time and hurt when they get kicked and stuff?

241. I mean, yeah, guess so.

242. But why not just cut them off and say what happens?

243. Hey, stop.

244. Let me just wait a minute, cos I'm hit.

245. I might need them for doing it.

246. Beavers.

247. That's what your Weeners for.

248. You don't need your nads for that.

249. Oh, yeah.

250. Are you trying to trick me, butthead?

251. No.

252. Do you use your nads for anything?

253. No.

254. Oh, damn it, beavers.

255. See?

256. That's what matters.