Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x12

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Tila Tequila as Self • Jennifer Aniston as Self

Zach sits down with Tila Tequila who may become his new best friend and also welcomes another guest on the show who some people may recognize (Jennifer Aniston).

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1. - Boof.

2. - Hello, welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns.

3. I'm your host, uh, I'm your host. Zach.

4. My guest today is Tila Tequila.

5. Welcome Tila.

6. - Thank you.

7. - You have 3.6 million friends on MySpace.

8. - Yes.

9. - Who's Darryl?

10. - Darryl?

11. - I'm just kidding along with—

12. - (Laughs) okay.

13. - I'm just kidding a little.

14. Maybe you and I could, maybe you and I could be friends

15. and we could hang out and stuff.

16. - Yeah, absolutely.

17. - Do you jet ski?

18. - Oh my gosh I love jet skiing.

19. - It's always been my dream to jet ski around the world.

20. - (Laughs)

21. - Maybe we could do that.

22. - Yeah we can, we can totally do that.

23. - Yeah, it's been really enlightening and amazing

24. to talk to you.

25. - Thank you.

26. - Unfortunately I have another guest.

27. - Oh, well I had a great time.

28. - Yeah will you stick around though?

29. - Oh yeah.

30. - Okay, cool.

31. - Absolutely. Thank you.

32. - Please welcome my next guest, Jennifer Aniston.

33. - Hi. How are you?

34. - Hello.

35. - Nice to met you.

36. - Nice to meet you.

37. - Can you, uh... - Should I just...

38. - Is there a...

39. - Can you move that over for Tila?

40. Just move the fern over?

41. - This fern?

42. - Yeah, would you mind?

43. - Uh, no.

44. - Thank you.

45. - I don't mind.

46. Oh god, okay.

47. Oh look it's a chair.

48. - You wanna go ahead and sit here?

49. - Okay.

50. - No problem.

51. - Well thank you. - Just sit there.

52. - Thank you Tila.

53. - Thanks Tila.

54. - Nice to meet you.

55. - Oh, good to meet you.

56. - Thank you.

57. - So welcome Jennifer.

58. - Thanks, happy to be here.

59. - Tila tell Jennifer a little bit about yourself.

60. - Oh well, I sing, and I did reality shows.

61. Actually I have my own reality show.

62. - You had a reality show.

63. - Yeah.

64. - What she would do is she would have a lot of people

65. to fight over her to maybe get in bed with her.

66. - Did, how did—

67. - Uh, well...

68. - How did that go?

69. - Sound familiar, Jennifer? - I decided to...

70. - Sorry?

71. Sorry?

72. - Oh so you're, you're Greek?

73. - Mmhmm. Yeah.

74. - Um, and um, I'm Greek.

75. - I know.

76. - And you changed your last name for show business.

77. - But you've kept it.

78. You are committed to the—

79. - No mine's, my name is shortened.

80. - It was?

81. - It's Galifianakisburg.

82. - Mmhmm.

83. - What stuff do you have working on, Jenni?

84. - Well this movie that we're supposed to talk about,

85. which is Just Go With It, with Adam Sandler.

86. - I've also worked with Adam Sandler too on a film.

87. - Oh, really?

88. - Yeah.

89. - What's he like?

90. - Really nice, and he's just— right?

91. Isn't he really funny?

92. - Extre— yeah.

93. - Nice guy.

94. - One of the nicest.

95. - Did you guys hang out a lot?

96. - Yeah.

97. - Tila?

98. - Yeah, absolutely.

99. Afterwards we'd go hit the trailer and you know,

100. snack on a bunch of food...

101. - (laughs)

102. - You know? A lot of fun.

103. He's a great guy.

104. - That's a great story.

105. - Hmm.

106. - If you were forced to choose one state in the U.S.

107. to be struck with a nuclear weapon, one state,

108. or else the entire country would be destroyed,

109. which state would you choose to annihilate?

110. - (Laughs) I'm not, I'm not gonna do that.

111. - Oh so the whole country's gonna be destroyed

112. by a nuclear weapon.

113. - I don't think... - But you can't answer.

114. - Well that's not gonna happen.

115. - Tila who would you,

116. - I don't think... - Who would you...

117. - Rhode Island.

118. - Okay.

119. - Wait, hold on.

120. Go ahead.

121. - Oh, jeez.

122. - Speed Stick.

123. Deodorant for your B.O.-dorant.

124. - That is so cute.

125. - Tila, you probably have had a lot of wild adventures—

126. - Oh yes, absolutely.

127. - As far as like romance is involved,

128. you ever done anything like in a car or anything?

129. - Oh, a car, an airplane... - You know what, let me...

130. - I'm so sorry, I don't mean.

131. I don't mean to interrupt.

132. - It's like, and this week... - I got a,

133. - I got a blowjob on a motorcycle.

134. - I'm gonna let you guys finish,

135. because I think you are actually,

136. this is unfinished business.

137. So why don't I come back—

138. - What?

139. - I'm gonna go hit the green room.

140. - Um, sure we're all up for that.

141. - Did you get enough questions about— okay.

142. - I had another question if you don't mind.

143. - Well we...

144. - No it's for Tila.

145. - Yeah you know what Zach—

146. - You're fat.