Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x13

Directed by

Jon Hamm as Self • Will Ferrell as Self

Zach sits down with Will Ferrell, the star of Everything Must Go, Anchorman and Old School, to talk about lunch, dance teams and to show a never before seen clip from his movie.

Request examples:

!req Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x13 [02:32]
!req Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x13 [Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x13]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x13 [10-11]; !req Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x13 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. - (whispers) Exclusive.

2. - Hi, my name is Zach Galifianakis.

3. Welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns.

4. My guest is Will Ferrell.

5. - Hey. - Hey, man.

6. - What's up? - What's up, hey.

7. - Great to see you. - Nice to see you too.

8. - Thanks for having me.

9. - You look great. - It's fun

10. - Thank you.

11. - You look really good. - Likewise.

12. - Yeah. We've really never had a sit down one-on-one

13. - No.

14. - Well, we, I think we had that lunch one time

15. - We did have a lunch, right, in New York.

16. - Yeah, yeah.

17. You're a big lunch guy, too.

18. - Yup.

19. - I knew that was the case. (Will gently laughs)

20. Everything must go.

21. Kind of a departure for you.

22. - Yeah, you've done a little bit of that,

23. where you get to do a more serious...

24. - You do one for them, you do one for you.

25. - Right

26. - Is that, yeah, that's the kind of... yeah

27. - Bones, bones it out

28. - Um, uh, oh God that really hurt.

29. - Did that? I'm sorry did that hurt you?

30. - Yes.

31. - I felt like we barely touched.

32. - Should we, should we see a clip?

33. - (Child wailing)

34. - That was good. - There you have it.

35. - And just to be real clear with the audience,

36. that's the part of the film where the monkey grabs

37. a frog to suck on his genitals.

38. - Right. I think this is going pretty well so far.

39. - I'm having a great time.

40. - Yeah, it's nice to have you here.

41. - Do you mind if I do a word from the sponsor.

42. - Oh not at all, yeah, you gotta.

43. - Okay.

44. Handle it.

45. - Men in Speed Stick.

46. I actually have a sponsor as well.

47. - Oh really?

48. - If you wouldn't mind indulging me, it's Charlie.

49. - It's a women's perfume?

50. - It's a women's perfume.

51. - Does it smell good?

52. - It's pungent, we'll just leave it at that.

53. - Yeah.

54. Uh, in your down time, what do you get up to?

55. - Well, I like to do a lot of work with the community.

56. - What's going on?

57. - You're fat.

58. - Can I just stop you real quick and just say

59. what a wonderful atmosphere you have here.

60. It's a great set, a great vibe, great,

61. incredible spread, in fact I was having some,

62. can you bring some of those cherries over?

63. I was having some of these cherries.

64. Have you tried any of these cherries before?

65. Just take one bite of it.

66. Is that not the nicest cherry?

67. - Mm.

68. Have you had the... thank you.

69. You okay? Let me help you with it.

70. What is your favorite app?

71. - Oddly enough...

72. - Did I leave my keys here?

73. - What?

74. - My car keys, I can't find my keys.

75. - This was two and a half years ago.

76. - Can I just look around?

77. - Yeah.

78. - Oh, I got 'em.

79. - Yeah.

80. - See you guys.

81. - Bye.

82. - What kind of other things do you do in your downtime?

83. - I'm starting to manage dance teams, hip hop groups.

84. - Oh that's great.

85. - Anywhere from four to 50 kids, and just a lot of energy,

86. a lot of motion, a lot of fun, lot of high-fiving,

87. lot of smiles.

88. - That's basically the mantra of it.

89. It's like a lot of, lot of high fives.

90. Is that what you said?

91. - I said, if you're listening, lot of motion,

92. lot of high-fives, and a lot of smiles.

93. That's what I said.

94. And I was pretty clear about what I said.

95. I'm listening to what you're asking me

96. and if you're not listening to my answers,

97. let's just call it a day.

98. - But the mantra is just—

99. - Just shut up about the mantra! Just shut up!

100. Okay?

101. - Yeah.

102. - If you can't get the fat our of your ears and listen,

103. then why am I here?

104. Get the fuckin' fat out of your ears.

105. - Okay, you know what, I'm not that fat.

106. Okay? I'm not that fat.

107. I lost nine pounds.