1. Auntie Rae, auntie Rae?
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2. You need something?
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3. I want you to come with me.
I want to show you something.
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4. Oh, all right then. What is it?
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5. Eh, don't worry. Just come with me.
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6. You know, you said how
much you love gardening,
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7. and how you wish you
could garden here,
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8. so I cleared this little area for you.
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9. - And... There you go.
- Larry.
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10. You did this for me?
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11. - I did it for you!
- Oh, Larry!
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12. - Huh?
- Oh-ho! Larry!
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13. Grow some lettuce, auntie Rae.
Grow some lettuce!
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14. You don't know how much
I appreciate this.
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15. You've been so good to us, Larry,
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16. my family. I really appreciate it.
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17. I really appreciate it, Larry!
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18. Thank you, Larry. I.
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19. Larry, you're disgusting.
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20. Ah!
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21. Agh! Auntie Rae!
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22. She called me disgusting.
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23. Oh my god.
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24. - What were you thinking?
- And she ran into the house.
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25. - Oh my god.
- How does that happen to you?
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26. You know, she went over the
appropriate amount of time
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27. that I can have human contact
without getting aroused.
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28. I only have five seconds.
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29. After that, it's out of my control.
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30. Not me. I've got discipline down
there. I have a very discerning penis.
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31. - No...
- Very discerning.
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32. - My penis is an animal.
- Really, just out of control?
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33. - It's a feral tiger, yeah.
- It's wild.
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34. Oh, so how'd your... how'd the
appointment go? With the doctor?
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35. Great.
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36. He's gonna snip-snip, and
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37. I will no longer be snoring.
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38. - Really?
- Going in on Thursday morning.
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39. - Fantastic.
- Unbelievable!
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40. - Fantastic.
- My dog howls
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41. from my snoring. I wake up my dog.
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42. My dog starts howling. I'm out of control.
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43. - This'll be good.
- This'll be great.
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44. - It's about time.
- It is about time.
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45. - Yeah.
- It's about time.
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46. Hey, guess what else? I think ben
stiller's gonna come with me as a client.
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47. - Are you kidding?
- No!
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48. - Have you met with him?
- No, I'm meeting with him this week.
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49. - If you could sign him...
- I think it's a slam-dunk. Done deal.
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50. It's gonna bring you in so much income.
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51. - Huge income, I know.
- My god.
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52. - That's amazing.
- Hello.
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53. - Hi.
- I know you couldn't decide
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54. between the slaw and the soup,
so I brought you both.
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55. Wow, thank you so very much.
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56. And here's your sandwich. Can
I get you something to drink?
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57. You know what I'd love?
I'd love an Arnold Palmer.
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58. - Okay, I'll be right back.
- Thank you.
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59. Excuse me? Can I give you a drink order?
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60. - Sure.
- I'll just have an iced tea.
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61. An iced tea. Okay.
Arnold Palmer... Of course.
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62. Thanks again.
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63. Thank you. Man, she's nice.
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64. Yeah. Nice to people
with hair, she's nice.
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65. - What are you talking about?
- What am I talking about?
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66. Yeah.
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67. Bald people get
discriminated against constantly.
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68. And you just saw a perfect example of it.
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69. Oh, it's because you're bald.
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70. Yeah, ask any bald person.
Ask, go ahead.
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71. You still have issues with being bald.
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72. You know, if I were bald... if I woke
up tomorrow and I found myself bald,
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73. I'd be so cool with it. It'd be
no big deal. It's all natural.
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74. - Yeah, right, that's what everybody says.
- Whatever.
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75. Hey, they have a pharmacy here, right?
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76. - Yeah.
- I gotta get a prescription filled.
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77. I'm gonna go now, drop it off,
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78. then I'll pick it up when I'm done.
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79. Beautiful.
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80. - Hi.
- Oh, hi there.
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81. Ah, let's take a look here.
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82. Can I get that in the next half hour?
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83. Sure. Yeah, we can do that.
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84. Great, thank you.
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85. - That's odd.
- What?
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86. I could have sworn when I left,
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87. I had about twice as many french fries
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88. - as there are now.
- Hm.
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89. You wouldn't know
anything about this, would you?
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90. No idea.
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91. - Huh?
- No idea.
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92. - No idea?
- No.
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93. No idea?
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94. I told you I had no
idea! What's the big deal?
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95. Just eat.
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96. Maybe somebody could
shed some light on this for us.
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97. Excuse me. Hi, I'm sorry to bother you.
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98. It's all right.
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99. I'm wondering if you
noticed anything unusual
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100. going on at this table after I left?
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101. Well, I... I really
couldn't say. I don't want
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102. to impinge on a friendship.
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103. Impinge away. Go ahead and impinge.
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104. I took one. Shoot me.
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105. One. Two of them might
have been stuck together.
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106. Mm-mm-mm. Thank you.
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107. - Are you a doctor?
- Yes, Dr. Flomm.
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108. - I'm an orthopedist.
- Really? An orthopedist?
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109. - Mm-hm.
- Hi, my name's Larry.
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110. Hi, Larry. I'm... I'm sheila.
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111. Nice to meet you.
So you work in the building?
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112. God damn, Larry. What the fuck, man?
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113. You hug my auntie, man,
you stab her in the stomach?
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114. - Oh well...
- What the fuck was that?
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115. She hugged me and she held
that hug for over five seconds.
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116. - What the fuck?
- I have no control after five seconds.
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117. - So you got a five-second rule?
- Not a rule,
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118. it's an approximate amount of time that
it's gonna take for something to happen.
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119. What the fuck, I mean,
what the fuck? Loretta.
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120. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- L.d.?
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121. - What?
- You have lost your damn mind.
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122. - No, I...
- Auntie Rae?
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123. I can't control it. I have
no control. It's not my fault.
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124. Just like that, you got turned on?
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125. Not just like that. That's
a long time, five seconds.
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126. He got a five-second rule. One, two,
three, four, five... boing, it come out.
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127. Where's your "Mississippi"?
You gotta put Mississippi in.
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128. Both: Mississippi?
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129. That's how you count...
"one-Mississippi, two-Mississippi,
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130. three-Mississippi,
four-Mississippi, five-Mississippi."
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131. - That's way too long.
- Way too long.
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132. - You're stretching it out for...
- I'm not stretching it out.
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133. - I shortened it.
- I'm just sayin', it's been a long time
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134. - since my uncle passed away, man.
- That's right.
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135. You all over her. You stab her
in the fuckin' stomach, man.
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136. Believe me, it's not gonna happen again.
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137. You better make sure it don't
happen again, because we can go.
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138. - We can go, man.
- We can go. We can go anywhere.
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139. - Where you gonna go?
- Anywhere. Get out of here, I know that.
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140. - We got places to go.
- You know, it's just
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141. I'm so starved for affection, I guess that
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142. - any kind of contact...
- Talk to your man.
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143. - You got one more chance, I.d.
- I just met a doctor, actually.
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144. I'm gonna go call her
for a date right now.
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145. - She's very attractive.
- Handle your business.
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146. - But no... no more hugging, don't worry.
- Oh please, please don't.
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147. Call that goddamn doctor,
get a diagnosis,
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148. and-and-and... and go
stab somebody else, man.
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149. And what happens when
you... when you turn your palm?
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150. - Yeah, it hurts.
- Worse, okay.
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151. Just a moment, please.
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152. - Hello, Dr. Flomm.
- Oh, Dr. Flomm.
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153. - This is Larry David calling.
- Oh hi, Larry. How are you?
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154. - Good, I met you earlier in the cafeteria.
- Yes yes, I remember.
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155. - Would you like to make an appointment?
- Uh, no, actually.
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156. I'm calling for, um, a date.
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157. Oh I see. Well, I'm
with a patient right now.
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158. Oh jeez, I'm so sorry.
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159. Okay, is... is tonight good for you?
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160. Actually I'm all booked up
tonight, but I am available tomorrow
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161. between 5:00 and 6:00
or anytime after 8:30.
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162. - Okay, I'll take the 8:30.
- Terrific.
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163. Speak to my receptionist
to get the pertinent details.
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164. - I'll call your receptionist.
- If you need to cancel
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165. or in case of any emergency,
just page me.
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166. Okay. Okay, will do.
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167. Good, and I recommend
being five minutes early.
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168. Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.
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169. All right, Larry, thank you.
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170. Okay.
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171. Hi.
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172. Is... Sheila here?
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173. Yeah, come on in. I'm her sister.
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174. - Oh, hi.
- You must be Larry.
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175. - Yeah.
- Just come on in, have a seat.
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176. - Make yourself at home.
- Oh, thanks.
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177. She'll be right down.
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178. You have nothing to worry
about. It'll be fine.
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179. - Thanks, sheila.
- Oh hi, Larry.
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180. - Hi hi.
- This is my brother joe.
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181. - Larry David.
- Hi, joe.
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182. - Nice to meet you.
- I suppose you met Trish, my sister.
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183. Yes, yeah.
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184. - Wow.
- Huh?
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185. - You look great.
- It took me about two hours to get ready.
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186. Your brother and sister,
they're staying with you?
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187. Yeah, they're gonna be
with me just a couple months.
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188. So...
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189. You know, I've got
people in my house too.
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190. - You're kidding.
- No.
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191. You know, it's great and then
sometimes it's not so great.
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192. Well, I took in a homeless family...
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193. - You what? -...From...
- From... from the hurricane.
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- No.
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195. Anyway, their... Their name is "black."
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196. - Uh-huh.
- And... and they're actually black.
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197. - Well, that makes it easy.
- Exactly, yeah.
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198. Yeah.
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199. - Can I move on?
- Absolutely.
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200. Huh? All right, I got a groin issue.
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201. - Oh, okay.
- I... I pulled it.
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202. Did you ice it right away?
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203. - No.
- Okay, so put a little bit of heat
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204. - on the groin...
- Heat on the groin.
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205. - And then I'd massage it.
- You want me to massage it?
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206. - Oh absolutely.
- Really?
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207. You never want to massage with muscle,
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208. - you always want to massage laterally.
- Lateral, okay.
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209. For instance, this is your groin.
Just... you just massage across.
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210. Watch out for my testicles
right over there.
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214. Go upstairs, take off your clothes,
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- Hi.
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sister just came back.
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222. - They weren't supposed to be here.
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poisoning, so they came back early,
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225. - Well, what are you gonna do?
- So...
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226. - It happens.
- We need to reschedule.
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227. Why don't you get dressed and
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230. We talked for 45 minutes
about my groin injury.
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231. No no, she just wants me to massage it.
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234. I'm gonna see you later. I'm gonna
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238. - You know what?
- What?
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239. - Last night, I know we talked about this.
- Yeah?
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240. - This thing, you know.
- Oh, that thing.
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243. - I think it's cancer.
- It's not cancer.
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before but I'm imagining
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245. - this is how it feels like.
- How would you know?
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249. I... okay, that's fine.
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251. and I just have... I just
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252. - I think it might make you feel better.
- Moi?
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253. - Yeah.
- Ah. A note.
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254. - Oh my god.
- You're embarrassing me.
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255. Just... just go to the bathroom.
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256. - Oh, excuse me?
- Yeah?
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- Sure.
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258. A doctor wrote me this note.
I can't make out a word of it.
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259. You know the way they write.
They have terrible penmanship.
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260. - Look at this.
- "Libby..."
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261. No no, Larry. That's me.
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263. - Something "socks."
- "Socks"?
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264. That's an "s"? I thought that was a "t".
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265. - Tox?
- Truck?
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266. Truck. Do you have a truck?
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267. - No, I don't have a truck.
- It's gotta be truck... oh.
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268. - All right, whatever, okay.
- I'm sorry.
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- Yeah.
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271. Yeah, I'm at the hospital.
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272. Yeah, I fucked my wrist or something.
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273. Yeah, I was moving a futon.
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274. And I had to take the top
because of this 300-lb nigger.
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275. Yeah, exactly. I'm at the
fuckin' top, and halfway through,
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277. So now my wrist is fucked.
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278. Oh my god.
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279. You can't believe what I just
overheard in the bathroom.
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280. What an unbelievable jerk.
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281. This guy is on his cell phone,
he's talking to his friend.
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282. And he's upset and he's complaining,
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furniture. And he says to his friend,
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284. "I hurt my hand because
I had to take the top
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300-lb nigger who was..."
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286. What did you say?
What did you just say?
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287. - Oh...
- What did you just fix your mouth to say?
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- you just used the most vile word
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290. - No, I was...
- How dare... in front of me?
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291. You are despicable. I
can't stand people like you.
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- You bald son of a bitch.
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of wretched foolishness.
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294. This is ridiculous. I just want
to... god! I can't stand people like...
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297. Why hasn't this patient been prepped?
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298. He is prepped, sir.
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299. Excuse me, nurse.
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300. - Clippers!
- Sir, clippers are not req...
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Clippers, please.
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305. - What?
- Oh my god!
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307. What the hell happened to you?
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308. - What happened?
- What happened, nurse?
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mr. Greene's head...
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310. - Shaved my head?
- Wait a minute.
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- Did he operate on my head?
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312. No, the procedure was canceled.
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314. - So he didn't have the surgery?
- No.
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- Doctor, what happened?
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317. - What the hell happened? Look at him!
- What happened?
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in the operating room
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320. and I had just been victimized by a
terrible incident in the cafeteria.
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was upset and I was confused,
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- "Mistake" is correct.
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- It was a terrible mistake.
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cafeteria, and I'm walking past a table,
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uses the most vile word
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to refer to a black person.
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to the operating room,
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mistake, for which I'm so sorry.
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- Ye
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- What the fuck?
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- You like this look?
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- I'm bald!
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and now he looks like you!
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348. - Look at me!
- What happened?
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- You did it!
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350. - I did it?
- You did it! Yes!
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- You traumatized the doctor!
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glasses." you said some racial slur
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354. - And he came in all flummoxed...
- What did you do?
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357. - Sure there is!
- Yes, there is, Larry!
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care if you were bald!
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never gonna happen!
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362. - Not overnight!
- Yours is gonna grow back. Mine isn't!
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what? Curse on you!
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Yours isn't! You deserve it!
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Here's what happened.
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having lunch with Dr. Flomm.
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interpret this... this note?
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371. - What are you doing?
- Huh?
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cell phone to his friend.
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had to move some furniture.
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is... "- what'd you say?"
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379. - What?
- What did you just say?
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nigger come out your mouth?
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382. - No, but I was...
- Did you say nigger?
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- What?
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384. - Oh no no, don't...
- Leon, get your ass out here.
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386. - Get thfuck out of here!
- Larry just said nigger!
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- No no!
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- Let's get out of here! I wanna go!
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392. Larry d. Done called us nigger.
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393. - Nigger?
- Nigger!
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394. - No, let me explain!
- You lost your damn mind now!
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395. First, you're gonna be
rubbing all up against
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396. me, then whacking
off in the damn car!
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397. - Now you call us...
- I was massaging!
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398. I'll come down there
to whip your poor ass!
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399. - You done fucked up, Larry!
- I'll tell you one damn thing...
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400. We ain't gonna put up with that.
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401. - L.d., I told you you had one last chance.
- One.
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402. - This the last straw. We out this bitch.
- That's it.
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403. - We out this bitch!
- Out.
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404. - Where you gonna go?
- We don't know.
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405. - But we gonna get the hell out of here.
- You could stay with us.
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406. - Thank you, baby.
- That's what I'm talking about.
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407. - We appreciate that.
- Thank you!
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408. Fuck you, Larry, wit' your monkey ass!
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409. Daryl! Keysha!
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410. - We gettin' the hell outta here.
- You're damn straight.
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411. - Get the hell outta here.
- Where the kids at?
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412. Like how you do what you do.
It's a sexy ass, Susie.
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413. Fuck you, Larry!
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414. Peace!
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415. Well, look, I... I think that
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416. you're limiting yourself
by just doing comedies.
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417. - Right.
- You can do it in your sleep.
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419. Why can't you win an academy award?
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420. The studios, they'll do
anything you want to do.
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421. We just gotta push 'em
in the right direction, man.
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422. - Yeah.
- That's it.
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423. - I didn't just fall off the melon truck.
- Melon truck?
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424. You sign with me, I will fight
that fight to get you those roles,
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425. to develop those projects with you.
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426. That's what I do. You know,
you need to be doing things
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427. that are more independent,
smaller in scale...
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428. As well as the big-scale stuff.
That's gonna fall in your lap.
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429. I'll do the work. You won't
notice anything different
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430. except for the fact that
you're collecting awards.
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431. Okay?
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432. What?
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433. Stiller said no.
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434. - What?
- Doesn't want to work with me.
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435. - Are you kidding?
- Doesn't feel it's right.
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436. - He called you?
- Yeah.
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437. Said "it doesn't feel right."
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438. - "Doesn't feel right"?
- Doesn't feel right.
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439. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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440. You know what doesn't
feel right about it?
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441. - You're bald.
- You think that's the reason why?
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442. - Yeah.
- I'm not sure.
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443. Doesn't want a bald man
to be representing him!
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444. Hey! You know what?
I know exactly what I want.
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445. - I'm gonna get...
- I'm a little busy today.
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446. I'll come back in a little bit.
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447. - Okay?
- That's weird.
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448. - Weird?
- Yeah.
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449. That's the way it works, my friend.
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450. Welcome to my world.
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451. - This sucks.
- You know what?
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452. - This fucking sucks.
- That cost you millions of dollars today.
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453. - What happened.
- Millions of dollars.
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454. - Millions of dollars.
- The hospital wants to meet with me.
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455. They want to talk and...
And go over my bill.
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456. "Go over my bill." I'm gonna
sue these motherfuckers.
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457. - That's it! That's fucking it!
- Right, good for you.
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458. This blows. How do you deal with it?
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459. You just get used to it. And I
get support from my bald brothers.
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460. - There's, like, meetings?
- There's no meetings,
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461. but we see each other
on the street, we nod.
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462. - We'll give a thumbs up.
- Yeah.
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463. You know what? We love each
other, me and my bald brothers.
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464. Still obsessed with that note, huh?
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465. I... I've asked 10 people.
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466. Excuse me, could you do me a favor?
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467. I can't read this. Could you
make out any of that handwriting?
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468. - This from a doctor?
- Yeah.
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469. Take it to a pharmacist.
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470. - What a great idea.
- Yeah.
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471. They're the only ones who can
make out a doctor's handwriting.
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472. Yeah, go!
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473. - Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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474. Rry David. I dropped off a
prescription the other day.
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475. - Ah yes yes, here we go.
- Yeah.
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476. Actually, I want to talk to
you about something else too.
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477. I'm going out with a doctor,
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478. and she wrote me this note,
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479. - and I cannot...
- And you can't read it.
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480. I can't read it! It's unbelievable.
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481. - Nobody can!
- Yes.
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482. So somebody suggested a pharmacist,
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483. 'cause nobody can decipher this thing.
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484. Let me... Let me take a shot.
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485. You're my only hope.
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486. "Larry, had a great time last night."
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487. Would love to get together Friday night
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488. - "at the bel-air regency hotel..."
- what?
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489. "Just the two of us."
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490. "So tired of all these
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491. brothers and sisters around.
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492. I know you feel the same way.
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493. Tell me your life wouldn't be better
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494. "without the blacks."
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495. Huh?
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496. Oh, okay, uh... No no no no no.
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497. It's your business.
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498. - You're misinterpreting it.
- Here's your prescription.
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499. - No, see I've got...
- Take your prescription.
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500. - Thank you.
- I've got people in my house.
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501. There's...
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502. They're black but their name is black!
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503. She's got...
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504. Her brothers and sisters.
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505. It's open. Come on in.
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506. Hi. You have got the worst handwriting...
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507. Are you out of your mind?
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508. - No? You couldn't read it?
- You expect anybody to...
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509. - Couldn't read it? I gave it to 10,000...
- oh!
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510. - A pharmacist, a pharmacist wound up...
- I'm so sorry.
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511. - Translating that for me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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513. Thanks for driving me home.
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514. Really, I... I couldn't drive.
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516. I feel nauseous and like
I'm drugged or something.
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517. And as far as what happened earlier,
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518. I'm mean, you know, usually
like, five-Mississippi.
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519. Honest to god, five-Mississippi...
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520. That's all I need.
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522. Well... Good night.
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523. Somebody go in there and put a
sock in that motherfucker's mouth!
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524. One second!
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525. Hey, I.d.
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526. - What's going on?
- Come on in, it's cold.
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527. - You're back?
- Yeah. Couldn't sleep.
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528. Jeff's snore? Man, I'm
telling you, that was awful.
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529. Worse than the damn hurricane.
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530. I know, it's terrible.
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531. Kids need to sleep
here. Y'all go on up to bed.
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532. - Good night, Larry.
- Good night.
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533. - Good night, mom.
- Good night, y'all.
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534. Talk to your boy, man. Shit, that
motherfucker swallowed a kazoo.
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535. - Ridiculous. All fucking night!
- Yeah.
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536. Come on!
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537. It's safe. It's safe.
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538. One-Mississippi, two-Mississippi,
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539. three-Mississippi...
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540. My own daughter
locks herself in her room,
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542. My wife... one of the
most warm, loving people
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545. A witch! 'Cause I'm bald.
It's changed everything.
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546. Ben stiller won't work with me
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548. Do you know how many millions
I'm losing because of that?
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549. Millions I'm losing!
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550. All right, I don't know
what else to say. Thank you.
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551. All right, Mr. Greene. I
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552. from Mr. Larry David,
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553. who will testify on mr.
Greene's behalf. Mr. David?
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554. - Thank you for being here.
- You're welcome.
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555. Mr. David, as you know,
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557. stemming from the incident
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558. on the 17th of this month.
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559. Would you please tell
the board what happened?
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560. I was having lunch in the cafeteria,
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561. and I excused myself
to go to the bathroom.
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562. You know, it's... It's a thing we all do.
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563. It's not a crime, right?
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564. - Don't have to be embarrassed.
- No need for embarrassment.
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565. Go ahead.
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566. Anyway, I went into the stall.
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567. Generally, when I...
When I use a public toilet,
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568. I'll... I'll go into the stall
as opposed to the urinals.
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569. I find there's, you know,
there's no privacy.
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570. And if there's no dividers, it's
kind of like going in a trough.
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571. All right, all right. Go ahead, please.
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572. Anyway, so I went into the stall
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573. I guess it's kind of a habit now
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574. for me to go into the stall, in a way.
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575. Um, if it's open, if it's available,
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576. I'll... I'll generally take the stall.
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577. Of course, what you find in there
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578. Anyway, so I'm in the stall,
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579. and I overhear this guy
talking on his cell phone.
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580. And he's talking to a friend of
his, and he's getting very upset
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581. 'cause he had to move some furniture
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582. and he hurt his hand.
And he... and he's saying,
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583. "and then I hurt my hand
'cause this 300-lb..."
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584. Sorry I'm late.
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585. Please continue, mr. David.
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586. Go ahead, sir.
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587. Please continue.
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588. Mr. David, is there a problem?
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589. Please, tell us what the
man on the cell phone said.
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590. Mr. David, tell us what the man said!
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591. - Just say it!
- You are wasting this committee's time.
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592. - Larry, tell 'em.
- Please tell us what the man said.
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593. - Say it!
- Tell 'em! Will you tell them?
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594. - Just say it!
- Larry, just tell 'em!
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595. - Tell us what the man said!
- Tell them, please?
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596. - Just do it, Larry!
- Tell us now, Mr. David!
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- Larry, tell 'em!
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