1. So today I want to talk
about the greatest woman I ever met.Copy !req
2. Smart, funny, caring, special.Copy !req
3. Proper special.Copy !req
4. Er, where do I start?Copy !req
5. Okay, er...Copy !req
6. I've mentioned this on here before,Copy !req
7. I'm pretty much not an idiot.
I'm actually a capable guy, considering.Copy !req
8. But I'm 19, and because of the thing
I told you before.Copy !req
9. I can't yet ride a bike.Copy !req
10. Who says you can't?Copy !req
11. Me, Nan. We keep trying this.Copy !req
12. And we'll go on trying until it's done.Copy !req
13. Now, keep your eye on Granddad.Copy !req
14. - You mean Graham?
- Keep your eye on Graham then.Copy !req
15. Three, two, one, go!Copy !req
16. Go on!Copy !req
17. Go on, Ryan.Copy !req
18. You're doing it, mate!Copy !req
19. Nearly.Copy !req
20. No, not nearly.Copy !req
21. I'm sick of coming up here,
I'm sick of falling,Copy !req
22. and I'm sick of this stupid bike.Copy !req
23. Ryan Sinclair, don't you dare!Copy !req
24. Mate, you rode it for a second.Copy !req
25. Can you stop calling me "mate"?Copy !req
26. Anyway, a second's not enough.Copy !req
27. You'll do it if you keep on trying.Copy !req
28. I just want to make you proud.Copy !req
29. You make me proud every day.Copy !req
30. Anyway, you're on your own
getting that bikeCopy !req
31. because our train leaves in 20 minutes.Copy !req
32. Come on, love.Copy !req
33. Oh, so...Copy !req
34. Hi, er, police, maybe.Copy !req
35. She smashed it with a hammer.Copy !req
36. Because you keyed my nearside door!Copy !req
37. Because you parked in my spot!Copy !req
38. It's not your spot, there are no spots.Copy !req
39. Ladies, please!Copy !req
40. Thank you.
Can I suggest a simple solution?Copy !req
41. You pay for her cracked window,
you pay for her scratched doorCopy !req
42. and we all agree that parking around
here is a nightmareCopy !req
43. but that grown-ups really shouldn't need
to call the policeCopy !req
44. to sort it out for them.Copy !req
45. Now, if we're all agreed on that,Copy !req
46. there's no need for me
to take any further police actionCopy !req
47. and we can all get on with our lives.
What do you reckon?Copy !req
48. I'm just saying I am capable
of more than parking disputes.Copy !req
49. And I keep telling you, don't runCopy !req
50. before you can walk.
You're a probationer, Yaz.Copy !req
51. - Learn the basics.
- I want to do more.Copy !req
52. Can you not get them to give me
something that will test me?Copy !req
53. Something a bit different.Copy !req
54. There is something that just came in,
if you want different.Copy !req
55. And you say you just found it here?Copy !req
56. No. I said it appeared. Out of nowhere.Copy !req
57. - Right.
- I swear, this isn't a prank.Copy !req
58. I came down here to get my bike.Copy !req
59. - And where's your bike?
- In that tree.Copy !req
60. Name, sir?Copy !req
61. Ryan Sinclair.Copy !req
62. Wait, Redlands Primary?Copy !req
63. - Yeah!
- Yasmin Khan.Copy !req
64. - Oh, my God! Yaz!
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
65. - Wow!
- I know.Copy !req
66. - Look at you. You're a fed?
- Yeah.Copy !req
67. - We don't call it that.
- Oh.Copy !req
68. I'm still training.
Second year of probation.Copy !req
69. What about you. What are you up to?Copy !req
70. Warehouse worker.Copy !req
71. Oh, right. Like it?Copy !req
72. Hate it. It's cash while I study
for my NVQ. I'm trying to be a mechanic.Copy !req
73. That's good.Copy !req
74. You have to take this away, though.
Seriously.Copy !req
75. It's going to be dark in a minute.
You can't dump this here.Copy !req
76. - I didn't! I can't even lift it!
- Oh, come on, Ryan! It's me.Copy !req
77. - Touch it.
- What?Copy !req
78. See? It's freezing.Copy !req
79. The next station is Grindleford.Copy !req
80. Do you ever think he's going
to call me granddad?Copy !req
81. Give him time.Copy !req
82. Three years we've been married.Copy !req
83. And you've never been happier.Copy !req
84. Grindleford is the next station stop.Copy !req
85. - Can't keep his hands off me, love.
- Behave yourself.Copy !req
86. Never.Copy !req
87. - Are you all right, love?
- I think so.Copy !req
88. Yeah.Copy !req
89. What just happened?Copy !req
90. - Where are you going?
- Just having a look.Copy !req
91. What are you doing?Copy !req
92. Don't go on the track, it could be live!Copy !req
93. Get off of there!Copy !req
94. Graham, the door's just locked!Copy !req
95. We're shut in. I can't get them open!Copy !req
96. Something's wrong.Copy !req
97. I think something's
coming down the train.Copy !req
98. Right, get away from the door!Copy !req
99. Grace, get to the back of the carriage!
Get to the back!Copy !req
100. Wait one sec.Copy !req
101. - Hiya, Nan.
- Ryan, love?Copy !req
102. Our train stopped between
Hathersage and Grindleford,Copy !req
103. and something really weird's
going on...Copy !req
104. Everything all right?Copy !req
105. Nan!Copy !req
106. Grace, get back.Copy !req
107. What is it?Copy !req
108. I've no idea.Copy !req
109. Oh, come on.Copy !req
110. What?Copy !req
111. Should buy us a few seconds.Copy !req
112. Oh, yeah. Long story.Copy !req
113. Tell you later. Doors?Copy !req
114. - Locked shut.
- We'll see about that.Copy !req
115. No Sonic.Copy !req
116. Empty pockets.Copy !req
117. - I hate empty pockets.
- It's coming back!Copy !req
118. What are you?Copy !req
119. Whoa. Okay. Don't like questions.
More the private type. I get that.Copy !req
120. Get away from me!Copy !req
121. All of you, stay very still.Copy !req
122. He's going to kill us.Copy !req
123. He could have done that already.Copy !req
124. Nan!Copy !req
125. Ryan, stay away!Copy !req
126. Oh, my God.Copy !req
127. You three, relax, but stay put.
I'll check the rest of the train.Copy !req
128. Fat lot of use you two were.Copy !req
129. Hey!Copy !req
130. Hold on there please, madam,
I need you to do as I say.Copy !req
131. This could be a potentialCopy !req
132. - crime scene, madam.
- Why are you calling me "madam"?Copy !req
133. Because you're a woman.Copy !req
134. Am I? Does it suit me?Copy !req
135. - What?
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
136. I remember.Copy !req
137. Sorry, half an hour ago
I was a white-haired Scotsman.Copy !req
138. - When's the next train due?
- This is the last one back.Copy !req
139. But the doors are locked.
How did you both get in?Copy !req
140. - Driver's window was smashed in.
- What's your name?Copy !req
141. PC Khan, Hallamshire Police.Copy !req
142. Name, not title.Copy !req
143. Yasmin Khan.Copy !req
144. Yaz to my friends.
Can I have your name, please?Copy !req
145. When I can remember it.Copy !req
146. - You don't know your own name?
- Of course I know it.Copy !req
147. I just can't remember it.
It's right there on the tip of my...Copy !req
148. Er, what's that?Copy !req
149. - Tongue?
- Tongue!Copy !req
150. Smart boy. Biology.Copy !req
151. What did she call you? Ryan?Copy !req
152. Yeah, Ryan Sinclair.Copy !req
153. Good name. Are you a doctor, Ryan?Copy !req
154. - No.
- Shame.Copy !req
155. I'm looking for a doctor.Copy !req
156. Power. Lights.Copy !req
157. Doors.Copy !req
158. Poor woman.Copy !req
159. That thing must have killed her
as it came through.Copy !req
160. Why's that?Copy !req
161. It didn't kill anyone else.Copy !req
162. Looks more like she died of shock
when he smashed through the window.Copy !req
163. Either way, a woman has died here.Copy !req
164. But no more creatures.Copy !req
165. And no other passengers left on board.Copy !req
166. Let's get back to the others.Copy !req
167. Wait. Can you stop, please?
This could be a major incident.Copy !req
168. I'm the one in charge here.Copy !req
169. What are you going to do?Copy !req
170. - Call it in to my station.
- What are you going to tell them?Copy !req
171. - The facts.
- Which are?Copy !req
172. - The train was attacked.
- By what?Copy !req
173. I need to take a look at CCTV footage.Copy !req
174. And why do you need to check CCTV
when we all saw it with our own eyes?Copy !req
175. Was it an alien?
Because it looked like an alien to me.Copy !req
176. - Oh, come on.
- What, you think he's wrong?Copy !req
177. - No, I don't know, but...
- But you're worried aboutCopy !req
178. how you will explain all thisCopy !req
179. to a superior officer
who won't believe you.Copy !req
180. I can't not report it.Copy !req
181. You could hold off until we get
the answers to the bigger questions.Copy !req
182. - Which are?
- "What was it?"Copy !req
183. "Why is it here? Where's it going next?"Copy !req
184. And most importantly,
"How do we stop it?"Copy !req
185. Because whatever it is,
I don't think it's done.Copy !req
186. Come on, Ryan. Come on, Yaz.Copy !req
187. I'm calling you Yaz
because we're friends now.Copy !req
188. It's, um, Karl Wright.Copy !req
189. Er, middle name's Brian.Copy !req
190. 52 Northover Street.Copy !req
191. Telephone number?Copy !req
192. Right, then, troops.Copy !req
193. No, not troops. Team. Gang.Copy !req
194. Fam?Copy !req
195. I'm distracting myself.Copy !req
196. You came crashing through that roof.Copy !req
197. I was thrown out of my TARDIS.Copy !req
198. Oh!Copy !req
199. I've lost my TARDIS.Copy !req
200. It was exploding
and then it dematerialised.Copy !req
201. Don't panic. Not the end of the world.Copy !req
202. Well, it could be the end of the world,
but one thing at a time.Copy !req
203. Are we supposed to understand
anything you're saying?Copy !req
204. - She thinks that thing is an alien.
- Don't be daft.Copy !req
205. There's no such thing as aliens.Copy !req
206. Anyway, even if there was, they ain't
gonna be on a train in Sheffield.Copy !req
207. Why not? I'm alien and I'm here.Copy !req
208. Grace, we're going.Copy !req
209. No, we're not.Copy !req
210. - She just saved our lives.
- Don't be scared.Copy !req
211. All of this is new to you
and new can be scary.Copy !req
212. Now, we all want answers.Copy !req
213. Stick with me, you might get some.Copy !req
214. Actually, erm, I don't want answers.Copy !req
215. I just want to get to work
and forget all about this.Copy !req
216. If that's all right with everyone.Copy !req
217. Even if it isn't, thank you.Copy !req
218. - Would you like me to...
- No, thank you.Copy !req
219. I, er, just want to be on my own.
I'll walk.Copy !req
220. I need the air.Copy !req
221. And I'm with him.Copy !req
222. We don't get aliens in Sheffield.Copy !req
223. I think he's still in shock. Bless him.Copy !req
224. Obvious question,Copy !req
225. but has anyone noticed anything else
out of the ordinary tonight?Copy !req
226. I'm gonna be in such trouble
if they find out I was there.Copy !req
227. Can we have the lights and siren on?Copy !req
228. No! I shouldn't be doing any of this.Copy !req
229. So you three know each other?Copy !req
230. - I'm his nan, Graham's my husband.
- Ah.Copy !req
231. Second husband.Copy !req
232. And you two know each other.Copy !req
233. Yeah. Yaz and I were at school together.Copy !req
234. - Huh.
- Not Yasmin Khan?Copy !req
235. Hello, Ryan's nan.Copy !req
236. Haven't you done
well for yourself, love?Copy !req
237. And you say you just found it there,
this thing?Copy !req
238. Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
239. - I took pictures.
- Good lad.Copy !req
240. That's exciting.Copy !req
241. No. Not exciting. What do I mean?Copy !req
242. Worrying. Fast as you can, Yaz.Copy !req
243. There's my bike.Copy !req
244. Why's it in a tree?Copy !req
245. We were up top and I chucked it over.Copy !req
246. He gets cross because he can't ride it.Copy !req
247. We're giving him lessons.Copy !req
248. He's got dyspraxia.
It's a coordination disorder.Copy !req
249. Anyway, enough about me.Copy !req
250. The tree's to the left,
so it should be...Copy !req
251. It was definitely there.Copy !req
252. So where's it gone?Copy !req
253. Rahul, if you're all right about that,
should we not tell someone?Copy !req
254. What good would that do?Copy !req
255. I'm worried for you, mate.Copy !req
256. I finally got it.Copy !req
257. Go on, mate. Have a pint on me.Copy !req
258. I'll see you Monday.
Pick you up at 8:00.Copy !req
259. Two weird things, one city, same night.
Makes me nervous.Copy !req
260. I'll see if there's been
any more reports on that object.Copy !req
261. Good, because we need
all the information we can get.Copy !req
262. Meet us back here.Copy !req
263. I can have a word
with some of my old pals from work.Copy !req
264. I mean, if you want to know what's
happening, ask a bus driver.Copy !req
265. - He always says that.
- Yeah, that's because it is true.Copy !req
266. I'd still be doing it now if I could.Copy !req
267. I can search for weird stuff
on social media.Copy !req
268. And I'll check in with my nurses group
on WhatsApp.Copy !req
269. - Seriously though, aliens?
- Yup.Copy !req
270. Oh, yeah,
maybe I won't mention that bit.Copy !req
271. Suddenly I feel really tired.Copy !req
272. That was a big fall you had, love.Copy !req
273. Should get you checked out at A&E.Copy !req
274. No. I never go anywhere
that's just initials.Copy !req
275. Although...Copy !req
276. Can one of you catch me?Copy !req
277. You're going to fall over?Copy !req
278. In two minutes, 19 seconds. Wait!Copy !req
279. Forget the two minutes.Copy !req
280. Nineteen...
Oh, this new nose is so unreliable.Copy !req
281. Yaz, you've done your shift.Copy !req
282. Stop pestering
me for more interesting shouts.Copy !req
283. It's not that. I'm just wonderingCopy !req
284. whether there's been anything else
out of the ordinary tonight?Copy !req
285. It's the night shift in Sheffield,
everything's out of the ordinary.Copy !req
286. I've got to ask you,
any talk of weird stuffCopy !req
287. or strange creatures out tonight?Copy !req
288. My wife's out with her mates at karaoke,
if that's what you mean.Copy !req
289. Yeah.Copy !req
290. Ryan.Copy !req
291. Look.Copy !req
292. Whoa.Copy !req
293. She's got two separate pulses.Copy !req
294. Oh, my God. What is that?Copy !req
295. I have no idea.Copy !req
296. Oh!Copy !req
297. Who woke me up? I'm not ready.Copy !req
298. Still healing. Still... Ahhh!Copy !req
299. Can you smell that? No, not smell.Copy !req
300. Not hear.Copy !req
301. Feel. Can you feel...Copy !req
302. Stay still, Ryan.Copy !req
303. What is it? What's the matter?Copy !req
304. Show me your collarbones.Copy !req
305. - Oh, you've all got them.
- So have you.Copy !req
306. Yeah, I have. Okay.Copy !req
307. Really sorry. Not good news. DNA bombs.Copy !req
308. Microimplants which code to your DNA.Copy !req
309. On detonation, they disrupt
the foundation of your genetic code,Copy !req
310. melting your DNA.Copy !req
311. Fast, and nasty and outlawed
in every civilised galaxy.Copy !req
312. How did we get them?Copy !req
313. Never mind that,
are they going to go off?Copy !req
314. Quiet, I'm trying to think.
It's difficult.Copy !req
315. I'm not yet who I am.Copy !req
316. Brain and body still rebooting.Copy !req
317. Reformatting.Copy !req
318. Oh, reformatting!Copy !req
319. - Can I borrow that?
- Yeah, I guess so, but what for?Copy !req
320. That creature. On the train.Copy !req
321. When you two came on board,
it zapped us all with these.Copy !req
322. Simple plan to take out witnesses.
Very clever.Copy !req
323. Merciless, but clever.Copy !req
324. - I reformatted your phone.
- No! All my stuff's on there.Copy !req
325. Not anymore!Copy !req
326. Whoa! Ahhh!Copy !req
327. That nap did me the world of good.Copy !req
328. Very comfy sofa.Copy !req
329. Oh!Copy !req
330. Come on. Keep up.Copy !req
331. Where's my sister?Copy !req
332. Ask me again.Copy !req
333. Where's my sister?Copy !req
334. You will never know.Copy !req
335. Next left.Copy !req
336. Where are we driving to?Copy !req
337. I reckon she's using my phone to track
the origin signal for the DNA bombs.Copy !req
338. - Again, how long until they go off?
- Don't know.Copy !req
339. - Well, can't we just defuse 'em?
- Not without the right equipment.Copy !req
340. Left again.Copy !req
341. We're close.Copy !req
342. Bingo. Oi!Copy !req
343. Oh. I was expecting a tentacley thing.Copy !req
344. Don't you move!Copy !req
345. Hey, is that another alien?Copy !req
346. - Looks like it.
- Why is she running at another alien?Copy !req
347. Don't just stand there, come on!Copy !req
348. Well... Now you're all running at it.Copy !req
349. Oh! Lost it.Copy !req
350. He's fast.Copy !req
351. I'm slower because of all this
fizzing inside.Copy !req
352. In here!Copy !req
353. Got a man down over here.Copy !req
354. That thing must have killed him.Copy !req
355. I... I've never seen
injuries like these.Copy !req
356. Not a weapon blast.Copy !req
357. More of an ice burn.Copy !req
358. It broke his jaw open, too.Copy !req
359. Looks like it took one of his teeth.Copy !req
360. What sort of creature kills someone
then stops to pull out a tooth?Copy !req
361. I'm sorry you all had to see this.Copy !req
362. I'll find something to cover the body.Copy !req
363. Thank you, Grace.Copy !req
364. I'm sorry any of this
is happening.Copy !req
365. I'm sorry that thing on the train
planted these bombs inside youCopy !req
366. and I'm sorry I haven't figured out
what's going on yet.Copy !req
367. This is it. This is the thing.Copy !req
368. It was all sealed up earlier.Copy !req
369. Looks like it's been broken.Copy !req
370. Or it's done what it came here for.Copy !req
371. Some sort of transport chamber.Copy !req
372. Presumably for that thing we just saw
in the alley.Copy !req
373. But why here? Why tonight?Copy !req
374. Actually, that might have been me.Copy !req
375. Why? What did you do.Copy !req
376. When I went to get my bike,
there was this line in the airCopy !req
377. and then it moved and there were shapes.Copy !req
378. And?Copy !req
379. - And I touched one.
- Ryan.Copy !req
380. You all would have done the same.Copy !req
381. - I wouldn't.
- I would have.Copy !req
382. All right, the shapes disappeared.
A few seconds later that appeared.Copy !req
383. What have I done?Copy !req
384. Hard to say, really.Copy !req
385. I suppose you'll be blaming this
on the dyspraxia as well.Copy !req
386. Can't ride a bike,
started an alien invasion.Copy !req
387. - Graham.
- What?Copy !req
388. - Enough, love.
- All right, I made a mistake.Copy !req
389. But why did that guy move this thing
from the Peaks to here?Copy !req
390. And how did he even know
it was there?Copy !req
391. Good questions.Copy !req
392. Let's take a look around here,
see what we can find.Copy !req
393. Can't follow it.Copy !req
394. The tracking's been blocked,
like it figured out what I was doing.Copy !req
395. If we were tracking bomb signals
from that creature from the train,Copy !req
396. why did they lead us here?Copy !req
397. Another good question.Copy !req
398. I don't know. If I could analyse that...Copy !req
399. Course, what I really need is my...Copy !req
400. I could build one!Copy !req
401. I'm good at building things. Probably.Copy !req
402. It's not your fault, all this.Copy !req
403. Yeah, it basically is.Copy !req
404. You couldn't have known
that was going to happen.Copy !req
405. Maybe tell Graham that.Copy !req
406. He knows, really.Copy !req
407. Do you believe she's an alien?Copy !req
408. Yeah, I think I do, yeah.Copy !req
409. - Is that mad?
- No.Copy !req
410. I think I do too.Copy !req
411. Hey, er, look in here.Copy !req
412. Hey, look at this.Copy !req
413. You don't look like an alien.Copy !req
414. You should have seen me
a few hours back.Copy !req
415. My whole body changed.Copy !req
416. Every cell in my body burning.Copy !req
417. Some of them are still at it now,
reordering, regenerating.Copy !req
418. - Sounds painful, love.
- You have no idea.Copy !req
419. There's this moment
when you're sure you're about to dieCopy !req
420. and then you're born.Copy !req
421. It's terrifying.Copy !req
422. Right now I'm a stranger to myself.Copy !req
423. There's echoes of who I was
and a sort of call towards who I am.Copy !req
424. And I have to hold my nerve
and trust all these new instincts.Copy !req
425. Shape myself towards them.Copy !req
426. I'll be fine. In the end.Copy !req
427. Hopefully.Copy !req
428. Well, I have to be,Copy !req
429. because you guys need help
and if there's one thing I'm certain of,Copy !req
430. when people need help, I never refuse.Copy !req
431. Right? This is going to be fun.Copy !req
432. Ta-da!Copy !req
433. Ooh.Copy !req
434. Should be fine.Copy !req
435. Hey, we found a load of stuff.Copy !req
436. It's come back.Copy !req
437. The thing I saw
the night my sister...Copy !req
438. Everyone always says "disappeared",
but I know she was taken.Copy !req
439. Seven years now.Copy !req
440. Tracking energy signals,
building predictive programmes,Copy !req
441. so that I'd know when
the atmospheric disruptionsCopy !req
442. matched what happened that day.Copy !req
443. But tonight it came back againCopy !req
444. and I've got it.Copy !req
445. I am going to find out
what happened to my sister.Copy !req
446. If anything happens to me,
her name was Asha.Copy !req
447. Don't let anyone else go through this.Copy !req
448. He knew what he was doing
might kill him.Copy !req
449. She was his family.Copy !req
450. Did you just make that?Copy !req
451. Sonic screwdriver.Copy !req
452. Well, I say screwdriver, but it's a bit
more multi-purpose than that.Copy !req
453. Scanner, diagnostics, tin opener.Copy !req
454. More of a Sonic Swiss Army knife.Copy !req
455. Only without the knife.
Only idiots carry knives.Copy !req
456. What were you doing with it?Copy !req
457. Mapping the distance
this object has travelled.Copy !req
458. It looks like it started
over 5,000 galaxies away.Copy !req
459. How can you tell?Copy !req
460. That bit there. Recall circuitry.Copy !req
461. It's designed for a return journey.Copy !req
462. So whatever killed that bloke
will have to come back here?Copy !req
463. Question is, why did it leave?
What's it looking for?Copy !req
464. What's your best guess, love?Copy !req
465. Two aliens, one city, one night.Copy !req
466. Best guess? Two species at war
using Earth as a battleground.Copy !req
467. - Are you joking?
- Nope. Sorry.Copy !req
468. So... So you're saying that the creature
on the trainCopy !req
469. and the thing that come out of here,Copy !req
470. they're now looking for each other,
spoiling for a scrap?Copy !req
471. - Bit more than a scrap.
- What are we going to do?Copy !req
472. Because this is my home, and I'm not
having it being an alien battleground.Copy !req
473. We stop them meeting, capture them,Copy !req
474. send them home, away from each other
and away from Earth.Copy !req
475. How do we do that?Copy !req
476. Well, give me a minute,
I'm working on it.Copy !req
477. Not to sound like a stuck record,Copy !req
478. but can I just ask
about these DNA bombs?Copy !req
479. Like, how long have we got left?Copy !req
480. Enough questions! You lot,
you love to chat, I get it.Copy !req
481. Lots to do, I'm working on it all.Copy !req
482. And I haven't forgotten
about your collar bones, Graham.Copy !req
483. Give me nine minutes,Copy !req
484. a bit of quiet,
and I'll be ready to roll.Copy !req
485. - Scout's honour.
- Hello?Copy !req
486. Yeah, Kevin.Copy !req
487. No. No, mate.Copy !req
488. That's exactly the sort of thing.Copy !req
489. No! Nuh-uh.Copy !req
490. Halloween's next month, mate.Copy !req
491. Eat my salad...Copy !req
492. Halloween!Copy !req
493. Hi. Us again.Copy !req
494. Now!Copy !req
495. Get in! It actually worked.Copy !req
496. Course it worked. I'm not an amateur.Copy !req
497. Overloaded its sockets,
stunned it for a bit.Copy !req
498. Not sure for how long, though.Copy !req
499. Best be quick.Copy !req
500. And thank you to Kevin the bus driverCopy !req
501. for location intel.Copy !req
502. See? Always ask a bus driver.Copy !req
503. Half-organic, half-machine.
Starts to make sense now.Copy !req
504. Wait.Copy !req
505. It's a Gathering Coil.Copy !req
506. No, dozens of Gathering Coils!Copy !req
507. These tentacley things, they're
creatures which gather information.Copy !req
508. They've been lashed together
and augmented into one super-creature.Copy !req
509. But why? What data are they gathering?Copy !req
510. Unless...Copy !req
511. So that's an alien species?Copy !req
512. Not really.Copy !req
513. More of a semi-species,
weaponised biotech.Copy !req
514. You said there were
two aliens in a battle.Copy !req
515. You're right, I did,
but now I think I'm wrongCopy !req
516. and I'm trying to catch up
with what that might mean.Copy !req
517. If I can access
the data it's gathered...Copy !req
518. Whoa!Copy !req
519. It's Karl from the train!Copy !req
520. Karl's the data! That's what
it was gathering on the train.Copy !req
521. But what would the alien want with him?Copy !req
522. Which one of you
should I kill first?Copy !req
523. I'm voting none of us.
Get behind me now.Copy !req
524. Stop right there.Copy !req
525. Come any further and we'll blast
whatever that thing is.Copy !req
526. You're interfering in things
you don't understand.Copy !req
527. Yeah, well, we all need a hobby.Copy !req
528. You're not human. Who are you?Copy !req
529. Me? I'm...Copy !req
530. Oh, it's gone again!Copy !req
531. I had it a minute ago. It's so annoying!Copy !req
532. Same question, back at you.Copy !req
533. No, in fact, before that,
because it's really bugging me...Copy !req
534. No, actually not bugging me,
offending me!Copy !req
535. Why the teeth?Copy !req
536. Bad enough you kill,
why take a tooth from the victim?Copy !req
537. A Stenza warrior wears his conquests.Copy !req
538. You may tell your childrenCopy !req
539. you were once privileged to encounter
Tzim-Sha of the Stenza.Copy !req
540. Tim Shaw?Copy !req
541. Tzim-Sha.Copy !req
542. - Tim Shaw?
- Tzim-Sha!Copy !req
543. Soon to be leader
of the Stenza warrior race,Copy !req
544. Conquerors of the Nine ystems.Copy !req
545. When you say "soon to be leader",
what are you now, the office junior?Copy !req
546. Hey, don't wind him up!Copy !req
547. Tonight is my challenge.Copy !req
548. Trace and obtain
the selected human trophy.Copy !req
549. It's a hunt. You're on a hunt!Copy !req
550. Well done. Your tiny mind
must be burning with such effort.Copy !req
551. Did he just say I had a small mind?Copy !req
552. The challenge is simple, our leaders
randomly designate a selected human.Copy !req
553. I'm sent here alone, no weapons,
no assistance.Copy !req
554. I must locate and obtain the trophy
and return home with it, victorious.Copy !req
555. By doing this, I ascend to leader.Copy !req
556. This is the ritual of the Stenza.Copy !req
557. This happened before.Copy !req
558. Rahul's sister.Copy !req
559. Earth is not a hunting ground.Copy !req
560. Access was granted.Copy !req
561. No, it wasn't.
It was a misunderstanding.Copy !req
562. Access revoked, as of now, by me.Copy !req
563. Just to pick up on one thing,
you don't mind, do you?Copy !req
564. You said the rules were,
"No weapons, no assistance".Copy !req
565. - Correct.
- How did you kill them?Copy !req
566. What caused the ice burns?Copy !req
567. We Stenza live in temperatures
far below this planet.Copy !req
568. One touch of my cold skin
will kill a human.Copy !req
569. So this super-powered Gathering Coil
right here,Copy !req
570. you're not meant to have it, are you?Copy !req
571. - The creature is irrelevant.
- I don't think it is.Copy !req
572. I think you smuggled it ahead of you.Copy !req
573. I think it located the "randomly
designated human" for you.Copy !req
574. I think you broke the rules.Copy !req
575. Some leader you're going to make.Copy !req
576. Tim Shaw is a big, blue cheat.Copy !req
577. Okay, fine, have it.Copy !req
578. What's it doing?Copy !req
579. Total transference.Copy !req
580. If you've finished,
let's be really clear.Copy !req
581. You're not taking any human
from Earth tonight.Copy !req
582. Leave now, or we're going to stop you.Copy !req
583. Good luck.Copy !req
584. No! Short-range teleport! Double cheat!Copy !req
585. Where have they gone?Copy !req
586. - To hunt.
- Hunt who?Copy !req
587. Isn't it obvious?Copy !req
588. - I am special.
- I am special.Copy !req
589. - I am valued.
- I am valued.Copy !req
590. - Somebody out there wants me.
- Somebody out there wants me.Copy !req
591. You stay up too late, madam.Copy !req
592. Let your mum get some sleep,
she works very hard for you.Copy !req
593. Thank you. I like it that you called me.Copy !req
594. Not every granddad's this lucky.Copy !req
595. Daisy, love, I've got to go now.Copy !req
596. I love you loads.Copy !req
597. What do you think you're...Copy !req
598. Karl's number's
going straight to voicemail.Copy !req
599. Got him. Karl Wright,
operator for Skylark Building Services.Copy !req
600. I know where their site is.
It ain't far.Copy !req
601. Grace, next right, love.Copy !req
602. Dennis, there's someone
climbing up to my cab.Copy !req
603. Dennis.Copy !req
604. Dennis, it's Karl!Copy !req
605. Dennis, I need help!
Somebody's on my crane!Copy !req
606. Oh, great. Karl's a crane operator.Copy !req
607. He would be, wouldn't he?Copy !req
608. It's over there.Copy !req
609. That creature's guarding
the bottom of it.Copy !req
610. Graham, Grace,
I need you to take this equipmentCopy !req
611. and get everybody off this site.Copy !req
612. Don't care how, use your initiative.Copy !req
613. Do not come back in, understand?Copy !req
614. Ryan, Yaz,Copy !req
615. how are you with machineryCopy !req
616. and heights?Copy !req
617. That tentacley thing is guarding
Karl's crane, so we go up this one.Copy !req
618. What do we do when we get up there?Copy !req
619. Don't worry, I've got a plan.Copy !req
620. Really?Copy !req
621. Well, I will have by the time
we get to the top.Copy !req
622. Are you all right with this?Copy !req
623. Because if it's a problem
you don't have to do it.Copy !req
624. I do. I can do this.Copy !req
625. Thank you very much.
Total site shutdown.Copy !req
626. Quick as you can, please.Copy !req
627. Thank you. Major power issues.Copy !req
628. Very serious.
Emergency services on the way.Copy !req
629. Offsite immediately, please.
Matter of urgency.Copy !req
630. You can't come up here.Copy !req
631. Turn around, please.Copy !req
632. - Go on!
- Oi! Karl from the train!Copy !req
633. Up and over! Up and over!Copy !req
634. You have got to be kidding.Copy !req
635. I am valued. I am special.Copy !req
636. Ryan, are you okay?Copy !req
637. Yeah.Copy !req
638. I am confident. I achieve my goals.
I achieve my goals.Copy !req
639. Oh, we made it!Copy !req
640. Oh! Oh, no, no, no!
It's way too high up here.Copy !req
641. What's the plan?
You said you'd have a plan.Copy !req
642. Nearly. Nearly, nearly.Copy !req
643. I got one. I climb on
to the arm of this crane,Copy !req
644. you swing the arm round
next to Karl's crane.Copy !req
645. - Oh, no, you're kidding!
- Karl steps across,Copy !req
646. you swing the arm my way.Copy !req
647. I get him back in here, all back down
for a cuppa and a fried egg sandwich.Copy !req
648. I'm really craving a fried egg sandwich.
Simple, no?Copy !req
649. - Not really.
- All right. It's a work in progress.Copy !req
650. But so is life. It'll be fine.Copy !req
651. Ooh, I got these downstairs.
One must work.Copy !req
652. You can figure out how to work a crane,
right? Go.Copy !req
653. Yup. Way too high.Copy !req
654. Grace, she explicitly said
not to come back and it's not safe!Copy !req
655. Look, it swapped cranes.
It's trying to bring it down.Copy !req
656. - We have to stop it.
- Huh?Copy !req
657. Oh!Copy !req
658. Last one.Copy !req
659. Get in!Copy !req
660. Okay, now we just need to swing the arm
around to meet that one.Copy !req
661. Right, I think this shows us. Ready?Copy !req
662. Every day's a learning day.Copy !req
663. Wrong way! Wrong way!Copy !req
664. Wrong way. Wrong way!Copy !req
665. I know, shut up!Copy !req
666. Higher. Again.Copy !req
667. What's going on?Copy !req
668. When the arms line up just step across.Copy !req
669. Whoa! Ahhh! Oh.Copy !req
670. How am I supposed to get
across there now?Copy !req
671. When I said "step", obviously,
I meant jump. Jump across.Copy !req
672. - I can't do that!
- Of course you can.Copy !req
673. Stand up, quick jump.Copy !req
674. Chop chop. I'll catch you.Copy !req
675. I don't know.
I'm not great with heights.Copy !req
676. - What?
- It's my dad's company.Copy !req
677. Pop on over.Copy !req
678. Okay.Copy !req
679. - I am special.
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
680. I am braveCopy !req
681. and I'm gonna jump!Copy !req
682. No time like the present.Copy !req
683. Let him go!Copy !req
684. I'm sorry.Copy !req
685. If you want something doing.Copy !req
686. Please!Copy !req
687. Help!Copy !req
688. Oh, my God.Copy !req
689. These legs definitely used to be longer.Copy !req
690. Oi! Tim Shaw!Copy !req
691. You stop right there.Copy !req
692. Ohh! He's got a face of teeth!Copy !req
693. I know. I've got this.Copy !req
694. Let him go or I destroy...Copy !req
695. this.Copy !req
696. I really need a new coat.Copy !req
697. This.Copy !req
698. The recall from the pod
you travelled in.Copy !req
699. I took it out.Copy !req
700. Without this, you can't get home.Copy !req
701. Yeah, see? Now you're worried.Copy !req
702. If I fall, this falls with me.Copy !req
703. Then you're stuck.Copy !req
704. Yeah?Copy !req
705. - Yeah.
- Come on.Copy !req
706. What do you do with them,
your human trophies?Copy !req
707. They're held in stasis
in our trophy chambersCopy !req
708. on the cusp between life and death.Copy !req
709. Left to rot?Copy !req
710. How completely obscene.Copy !req
711. They're not important.Copy !req
712. Hey, I'm important.Copy !req
713. If I don't stop you,
your people will keep doing this.Copy !req
714. Give me the circuit...Copy !req
715. or I detonate the bombs
placed in your friends.Copy !req
716. More weapons.Copy !req
717. - Did your pet put one in Karl too?
- What?Copy !req
718. There was no need. He was tagged.Copy !req
719. He is the trophy.Copy !req
720. I thought as much.
Right, you detonate the bombs,Copy !req
721. I'll destroy the recall.Copy !req
722. So what are we going to do?Copy !req
723. Right.Copy !req
724. You rewired the house, so you sort
things out this end, I'll climb up.Copy !req
725. I don't want you doing that.Copy !req
726. Graham, Ryan's in danger.
We don't have time to argue.Copy !req
727. - Give me the signal when you're ready.
- Okay.Copy !req
728. Is it wrong to be enjoying this?Copy !req
729. Yes!Copy !req
730. Poor Tim Shaw,Copy !req
731. the wannabe leader who has to cheat
because he knows he's unworthy.Copy !req
732. See, that's why I know
you won't detonate.Copy !req
733. Although, you could prove me wrong.Copy !req
734. Because we're all capable
of the most incredible change.Copy !req
735. We can evolve while still staying true
to who we are.Copy !req
736. We can honour who we've been
and choose who we want to be next.Copy !req
737. Now's your chance. How about it?Copy !req
738. Who are you?Copy !req
739. Oh, yes, I'm glad you asked that again.Copy !req
740. Bit of adrenaline, dash of outrage,
and a hint of panicCopy !req
741. knitted my brain back together.Copy !req
742. I know exactly who I am.Copy !req
743. I'm the Doctor.Copy !req
744. Sorting out fair play
throughout the universe.Copy !req
745. Now, please, get off this planet
while you still have a choice.Copy !req
746. I choose to win.Copy !req
747. Sorry. I removed those nasty little
things from my friends.Copy !req
748. Swiss Army sonic.Copy !req
749. Now with added Sheffield Steel.Copy !req
750. And I implanted them back
in your creature.Copy !req
751. Transference wasn't just data,
it was physical.Copy !req
752. You got everything transferred to youCopy !req
753. including five tiny bombs.Copy !req
754. You had a choice.
You did this to yourself.Copy !req
755. Go home.Copy !req
756. I am important!Copy !req
757. You had no right to do that.Copy !req
758. Put a bomb in me, would you?Copy !req
759. Now, Graham!Copy !req
760. It's working!Copy !req
761. - Don't be cross with me.
- I'm not cross, baby.Copy !req
762. I'm not cross.Copy !req
763. Promise meCopy !req
764. - you won't be scared...
- What? What do you mean?Copy !req
765. Without me.Copy !req
766. Grace.Copy !req
767. Grace.Copy !req
768. So today I want to talk aboutCopy !req
769. the greatest woman I ever met.Copy !req
770. Smart, funny, caring.Copy !req
771. Proper special.Copy !req
772. My nan.Copy !req
773. Because, er, she died.Copy !req
774. First my mum six years ago
and now my nan.Copy !req
775. It's like the best people
get taken first.Copy !req
776. I had a lot to learn from her.Copy !req
777. And I was looking forward to that.Copy !req
778. She died like she lived,
trying to help other people.Copy !req
779. I love you, Nan.Copy !req
780. And tomorrowCopy !req
781. I'm going out there for you.Copy !req
782. Three, two, one.Copy !req
783. What time did your dad say
he'd get here?Copy !req
784. Two hours ago.Copy !req
785. - If he said he'll come...
- He says a lot of things.Copy !req
786. He's never been the best
at being reliable.Copy !req
787. I mean, how can he not be here?Copy !req
788. She's his mum.Copy !req
789. She would have wanted him here.Copy !req
790. I want him here.Copy !req
791. Lots of you knew Grace
longer than me,Copy !req
792. so I can't stand here and pretend
to know everything about her.Copy !req
793. I wasn't her first husband, but,Copy !req
794. she said I would do
for a second attempt.Copy !req
795. I can only tell you
about the Grace I metCopy !req
796. when I thought I didn't have
much time left.Copy !req
797. The, er...Copy !req
798. The Grace that showed me life
had more to offer.Copy !req
799. And...Copy !req
800. And I know that if she was here now
she would tell us not to be so sad.Copy !req
801. You see, I can hear her saying to me,
"Graham, we had three glorious years."Copy !req
802. "What are you complaining about?"Copy !req
803. I'm complaining because I wanted more.Copy !req
804. You see, Grace was a better person
than I could ever be.Copy !req
805. And I should have goneCopy !req
806. and Grace should still be here.Copy !req
807. What did you mean in your speech,
you thought you'd "run out of time"?Copy !req
808. Oh, well, I, erm...Copy !req
809. I had cancer, and, er...Copy !req
810. Well, strictly speaking,
I'm still in remission.Copy !req
811. Three years gone.Copy !req
812. And, er, Grace was my chemo nurse,
that's where we met and fell in love.Copy !req
813. So, by rights, I...
I shouldn't even be here.Copy !req
814. Have you got family?Copy !req
815. No.Copy !req
816. Lost them a long time ago.Copy !req
817. How do you cope with that?Copy !req
818. I carry them with me.Copy !req
819. What they would have thought
and said and done.Copy !req
820. Make them a part of who I am.Copy !req
821. So even though they're gone from
the world, they're never gone from me.Copy !req
822. That's the sort of thing
Grace would have said.Copy !req
823. So everything we saw,
everything we've lied to people about,Copy !req
824. is this normal for you?Copy !req
825. I'm just a traveller.Copy !req
826. Sometimes I see things need fixin'.Copy !req
827. I do what I can.Copy !req
828. Except, right now,
I'm a traveller without a ship.Copy !req
829. I stayed too long.Copy !req
830. I should get back to finding my TARDIS.Copy !req
831. Doctor, can I just sayCopy !req
832. you really need
to get out of those clothes.Copy !req
833. Right, yeah.Copy !req
834. It's been a long time
since I bought women's clothes.Copy !req
835. Er, not that.Copy !req
836. Not that.Copy !req
837. Pfft. Not that!Copy !req
838. Ah! Not that.Copy !req
839. Yes, now that's what I want!Copy !req
840. That's what you're going with?Copy !req
841. Yup.Copy !req
842. Got any cash? Empty pockets.Copy !req
843. Also, I've been thinking
about my TARDIS.Copy !req
844. Do you think you guys
might be able to help me?Copy !req
845. How long have we got to stand here for?
I'm getting cramp.Copy !req
846. Seriously, Graham,
trying to concentrate here.Copy !req
847. Do you understand what she's doing?Copy !req
848. My ship uses
a particular type of energy.Copy !req
849. I've tracked that energy trail
from the moment I lost itCopy !req
850. to where it is now.Copy !req
851. Now, given this is a transport podCopy !req
852. I'm configuring it...Copy !req
853. to send me to the planet
where my ship seems to have ended up.Copy !req
854. You're going to another planet?Copy !req
855. Well, I'm trying to, except
Stenza technology is really annoyingCopy !req
856. and super hard to decipher.Copy !req
857. Hundred and thirty-nine layers,
seven of which don't make sense.Copy !req
858. - Right. Graham...
- Yeah?Copy !req
859. - Clamp those onto there.
- All right.Copy !req
860. Yaz, throw the cable on to the top.
Ryan, you turn on the switch.Copy !req
861. All right.Copy !req
862. Okay, you three,
I'm almost going to miss you.Copy !req
863. That's it.Copy !req
864. It's connected up.Copy !req
865. This should work.Copy !req
866. Oh.Copy !req
867. Moment of truth, then.Copy !req
868. Wish me luck.Copy !req
869. And goodbye.Copy !req
870. Oh, deep breath.Copy !req
871. Not you lot, me.Copy !req
872. Is anyone excited?
Because I'm really excited.Copy !req
873. Right. Let's get a shift on!Copy !req