1. Breathe slowly, son.
Well done, that's it.
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2. Well done.
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3. I'm alive.
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4. We are alive, right?
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5. As far as I can tell, yeah.
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6. Where are we?
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7. On a spaceship.
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8. My spaceship.
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9. Who's that?
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10. She says she's the pilot.
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11. We were in space.
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12. No way.
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13. We were in that warehouse and then,
we were in space.
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14. - Yeah.
- How were we in space?
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15. - I've got no idea.
- And why are we not in space now?
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16. I scooped you.
That was a very sneaky trick of his.
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17. Especially coming out of hyperjump.
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18. And you could've been killed.
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19. Listen, I keep telling you,
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20. we haven't got a clue
what you're talking about.
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21. Oh, have it your own way.
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22. Where in space are we?
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23. Just off the Final Planet,
which is out of orbit.
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24. Not where it should be.
But I still found it.
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25. What do you mean, "final planet"?
How can a planet be final?
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26. You are
a very funny little bonus.
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27. Where's Yaz and the Doctor?
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28. - Are they here?
- No, I don't know where they are.
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29. I've been trying to get her
to look for them.
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30. I said there was four of us.
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31. And I said I only saw the two of you.
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32. I mean things were moving pretty fast,
speaking of which...
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33. Landing ahead.
Lock yourselves back in.
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34. We're not doing anything,
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35. unless you turn this thing around
and go and look for our friends.
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36. There'd be no point.
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37. If they were still there,
they'd be dead.
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38. They can't be dead.
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39. Don't panic. We'll figure it out.
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40. How? What happened to them?
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41. Stop insulting my ship.
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42. - This is one of the best crafts around!
- I'd hate to see the others!
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43. - I don't need your help.
- Yes you do.
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44. The power's failing
across three sections.
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45. This ship is on the verge
of total shutdown.
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46. How can a planet be in the wrong place?
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47. It should've been back there
where I scooped you up.
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48. We should be
in its gravity belt by now.
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49. - Well, we're not.
- I can see that.
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50. Hi. I can smell burning.
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51. You were right. She is still alive.
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52. Yaz, you need to stay locked
in the medipod.
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53. - Where's Ryan and Graham?
- There! The planet's there.
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54. How can it be there?
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55. Does it even have a name?
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56. Only a symbol. Or a warning.
Closest word is...
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57. Desolation.
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58. Right.
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59. I can do this.
I'm not going to be beaten. Move!
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60. I've still got a few tricks
up my sleeve.
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61. Manual shield activation?
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62. Wow, this thing should be on
Antiques Roadshow.
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63. Right! Blast shield's up.
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64. Don't know how long
they'll last for though.
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65. Brilliant! We're about to crash-land on
Desolation. Real grounds for optimism.
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66. Do you not understand anything?
I can't even get us there.
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67. Because of the fuel I wasted...
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68. Because of the fuel I've wasted
scooping you up.
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69. I'm on a spaceship. Okay.
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70. I can get us into the atmosphere.
If we jettison the rear section.
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71. Listen to me.
Nobody is jettisoning anything.
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72. This is the Cerebos. All right?
She's the envy of millions.
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73. - Really?
- Yes.
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74. People have written songs about her.
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75. They'll be writing operas
about our pointless deaths
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76. if we don't take drastic action
right now.
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77. We're about to die?
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78. Oh, sorry, Yaz. I forgot you were there.
All gonna be fine.
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79. Five systems down!
Six minutes left on life support.
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80. Are we doing this or what?
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81. Oh, Rekk!
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82. Let's do it.
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83. Last stage anyway.
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84. - Catch.
- Ah!
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85. - And you.
- What's actually happening?
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86. No need to panic, Yaz.
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87. We're just gonna blow the back
off this spaceship.
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88. - What?
- Jettisoning.
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89. Do it.
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90. - Whoa.
- I couldn't have put it better.
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91. Hey!
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92. Where are you going?
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93. I need to survey the atmospheric data.
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94. - We're on an alien planet, Graham.
- Yeah.
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95. Well, the three suns in the sky
are a bit of a giveaway.
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96. Uh-huh.
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97. What do we do?
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98. Should we just follow her?
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99. Yeah.
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100. Maybe they're already here.
Yaz and the Doctor.
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101. Maybe they're safe.
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102. All systems offline.
We're not gonna make it.
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103. Extra hand here.
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104. You can be honest with me.
Are we gonna die?
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105. One day, yes, comes to us all.
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106. But not right now.
Not if I've got anything to do with it.
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107. This ship is old school.
I'm good at old school.
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108. Manual stabilisers.
Pull these two levers up,
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109. they'll pull down and to the left,
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110. pull them up and to the right
as strong as you can.
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111. Got it.
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112. That descent pattern won't work.
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113. We're about to die
and you're still having a go?
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114. Think you could do better?
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115. Yes!
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116. Doctor, these stabiliser
handles don't feel very stable.
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117. By the way, level-3 shield hazing.
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118. What? Seriously?
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119. Power failure.
We're headed into the gravity belt.
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120. Love, whoever you think we are,
we're not, all right?
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121. Are you still pleading ignorance?
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122. Do you guys hear that?
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123. Finskad! How did he even make it?
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124. It's another spaceship.
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125. Another spaceship about to crash-land.
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126. Oh!
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127. Don't just stand there. Run!
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128. It's coming. Run, run, run.
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129. Brace!
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130. - Doctor.
- Sorry about the mess.
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131. Yaz, you're alive!
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132. We thought you were dead.
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133. We thought you were dead.
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134. Right. Quick update.
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135. I made a terrible mistake,
we shouldn't be here.
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136. I'm going to fix it
and get you guys home.
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137. I promise.
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138. - As soon I figure out where we are.
- How are you gonna do that?
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139. Not sure. Treating it as a chance
to surprise myself.
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140. Oh, by the way.
Welcome to what I presume
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141. is your first alien planet.
Don't touch anything.
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142. Come on, let's try this way.
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143. Look at you, Epzo.
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144. So you can't even control your own ship
now? You nearly killed us.
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145. Yeah, well I'll try harder
next time, eh?
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146. - Where's Kornlite and Fythen?
- Failed hyperjump.
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147. Both of them.
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148. It's just you and me left.
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149. You're kidding me.
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150. You have got so lucky.
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151. How did you even make it
this far, Angstrom, eh?
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152. You're nothing.
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153. Still, makes the next bit easy.
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154. You would really love that,
wouldn't you?
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155. But I've got two bonuses. Same as you.
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156. What's that?
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157. Here we go.
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158. What do you mean, here we go?
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159. Here we go where? To what?
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160. Yeah, where are we actually going?
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161. Come on. Oh, I forgot
I put stuff in these pockets.
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162. All this sand
is getting in my eyes something rotten.
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163. Want to borrow my shades?
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164. - Oh, ta!
- Like an old pair of mine.
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165. I say mine - can't remember
who I borrowed them off now.
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166. It was either Audrey Hepburn
or Pythagoras.
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167. Eh? Pythagoras never wore shades.
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168. Obviously never saw him with a hangover.
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169. Do you two know what that is?
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170. It's a tent.
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171. Obviously it's a tent.
I meant... Oh, never mind.
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172. Come on. No dawdling.
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173. Losers first.
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174. Be careful.
I don't know what's going on.
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175. Could be dangerous.
Well, probably is dangerous.
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176. Can I ask if we are on an alien planet,
with aliens,
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177. how can we understand them?
Ain't they talking alien?
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178. Let's have a look. Yeah. Medipods
have put implants into each of you.
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179. Standard procedure.
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180. Checks for a universal translator.
Implants one if you don't have one.
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181. Eh? Well, can people and things
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182. stop putting stuff inside me
without my permission!
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183. If I had my TARDIS,
you wouldn't need them.
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184. Anyway, shall we?
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185. This is lavish for a tent.
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186. I'm the Doctor.
These are my new best friends.
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187. Ryan, Graham, and Yaz. Now...
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188. Ah, see. Hologram.
Thought it might be. Good one though.
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189. I love a good hologram.
I was a hologram once.
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190. For three weeks. The gossip I picked up.
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191. What are you?
Projection reality or AI interface?
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192. 'Cause if you're interface,
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193. those are excellent nose hairs.
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194. Who are these people?
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195. - Bonuses.
- No.
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196. - What?
- I told you.
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197. Bonuses and snaketraps are over.
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198. They were hanging in the starfield
when we exited hyper.
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199. Are you saying
we scooped them for nothing?
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200. Yes.
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201. I sacrificed my ship.
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202. Yeah, sorry, some of this is my fault.
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203. Hi, we were loads of solar systems away,
I was trying to find my own ship,
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204. I got a fix on it here,
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205. and then it all went
quite badly wrong actually.
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206. These three have been very good
not going on about it.
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207. Very grateful you came along.
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208. Can I ask what is actually
going on here?
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209. - 'Cause I'm confused. Are you confused?
- Pretty confused.
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210. - Proper confused.
- I'm way beyond confused.
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211. You are intruding on the final stage
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212. of the last ever
Rally Of The Twelve Galaxies.
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213. What, like, a race?
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214. Like Paris-Dhakar in space?
Are you two space-racing each other?
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215. We are the finalists.
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216. Four thousand entered. Two are left.
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217. Only one will claim the prize.
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218. - What's the prize?
- For the final ever race,
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219. three point two trillion krin.
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220. - Three point two trillion what?
- Krin.
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221. How much is a krin?
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222. - Two hundred kavlons.
- Ninety forvelars.
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223. - No.
- Four thousand trynties.
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224. - Oh, in old money.
- I'm a bit behind on my exchange rates,
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225. Enough to provide a lifetime
of comfort on a safe world
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226. for the winning pilot
and their entire clan.
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227. - Are we eligible too?
- No.
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228. You're irrelevant. Get on with it.
Tell us the task.
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229. Final challenge
is to cross the terrain,
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230. survive the planet.
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231. Make your way to the other side
of the mountains,
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232. and the first one
to get to the site marked
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233. as the Ghost Monument
will be crowned the winner.
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234. And transported off this planet.
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235. The loser will not.
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236. You can't leave one of us here.
The ships are out of fuel.
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237. Don't tell me what I can and cannot do
with my own race.
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238. You knew the risks when you joined.
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239. Biggest ever prize. Biggest ever risk.
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240. Wait. Hang on. What about us?
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241. Shut up. You're not part of this.
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242. Excuse me. We are human beings.
Show a bit of solidarity.
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243. I'm Muxteran, she's Albarian.
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244. Never even heard of Moomanbeans.
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245. Beings. Human beings. Earth.
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246. - No.
- Pretty cruel race.
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247. Leaving the loser stranded.
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248. The Rally is a test of survival.
How far will we go?
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249. How will we react when challenged?
It's the ultimate test.
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250. Interesting use of the word "we".
Seeing as though you're not here.
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251. Projected in from a very long way away.
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252. I started the Rally.
I competed, and I won.
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253. And now I'm going to end it.
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254. No sabotage, no injuries,
no killing each other.
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255. Shame.
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256. Instant disqualification applies.
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257. Now take your meds.
Don't travel at night.
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258. And don't drink the water.
In fact, don't even touch the water.
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259. This entire planet has been made cruel.
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260. Made cruel how? And by whom?
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261. This stage must be completed
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262. before one full solo rotation.
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263. You have one single piece of assistance.
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264. Transport. Provided by the water.
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265. Get across the water, through the ruins,
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266. and the site of the Ghost Monument
is on the other side of the mist swamps.
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267. Mist what?
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268. Your route trackers are over there.
Good luck.
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269. I know you prefer to ignore me,
but what is it? This Ghost Monument?
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270. The site was named
by the ancient settlers.
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271. It appears in exactly the same place
every thousand rotations.
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272. I've got my tracker. I'm good to go.
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273. See you for the prize, Ilin.
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274. Finally get to light my Althusian cigar.
Saving it for the win.
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275. What does it look like? This monument?
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276. - What does it matter?
- Look at us.
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277. Four people who barely know each other,
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278. stranded on a planet called Desolation,
no route trackers,
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279. no way off, and judging by
what you've just told us,
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280. very little hope of survival.
I need all the information I can get.
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281. Including, but not limited to,
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282. what this Ghost Monument
actually looks like when it appears.
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283. - That's an old police box.
- Yeah.
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284. Yeah, like the one on Surrey Street.
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285. Only the one in town's green.
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286. This don't make any sense.
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287. It makes sense to me.
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288. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
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289. That'll do.
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290. Well, I'm sorry
I can't be of any more help.
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291. I don't think you are.
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292. You're right.
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293. Oh, bye, then.
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294. He was a bit full of himself.
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295. I've got a couple of questions.
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296. A couple? I got a book full.
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297. But shouldn't we keep with up
with those two
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298. before they get too far away?
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299. Yes.
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300. Now I know this is a bit of a shock.
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301. Well, you could say that.
I mean, we have been dumped in space.
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302. We got spaceships
crashing all around us.
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303. Now we are marooned on a planet
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304. that everyone else is racing
to get away from.
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305. All right.
Anyone can focus on the negatives.
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306. Well, what are the positives?
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307. What he called the Ghost Monument,
that's my ship. It's here.
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308. - What, the old police box?
- Didn't look all that.
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309. Its very "all that",
thank you very much.
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310. Don't you see, I got it mostly right.
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311. I tracked my TARDIS here,
but the planet had fallen out of orbit.
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312. We landed
where the planet should've been.
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313. It looks like the engines
are stuck in a loop.
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314. Phasing in and out of time and space.
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315. If we get to it when it phases in,
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316. I should be able to stabilise it,
then I can get you back home.
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317. Definitely?
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318. If we get there,
you can get us off this planet alive?
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319. Yaz, I promise. I will keep you alive.
And I will get you back home.
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320. I'm really good in a tight spot.
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321. At least I have been historically.
I'm sure I still am.
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322. If we stick together, if you trust me,
we can get out of this.
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323. Right. Let's get a shift on.
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324. Do you think
she's telling the truth?
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325. Do you really think
she can get us off here?
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326. She saved Karl.
She got the better of Tim Shaw.
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327. And she did jump a crane.
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328. Don't know what would've happened
if she hadn't have been there.
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329. Yaz is right.
I mean, she's our best hope,
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330. or only option
depending on your politics.
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331. Guess so.
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332. Don't argue with the wisdom
of Graham, eh?
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333. So we're sticking with Graham, are we,
and not Granddad?
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334. Yes, Graham.
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335. I said, stay away from the boat.
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336. You don't get this to yourself.
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337. This blaster says I do.
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338. Put the blaster down.
We all know you're not gonna use it.
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339. No injuring, no killing, no sabotage.
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340. Isn't that what What-his-face said?
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341. Yeah, well,
maybe I don't play by the rules.
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342. Did you practise
those lines in the mirror?
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343. See this?
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344. - Nice move.
- Thanks.
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345. Venusian Aikido.
Grand Master Pacifist.
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346. Temporarily paralyses,
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347. while also being fundamentally harmless.
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348. Very clever, those Venusian nuns.
Shall I let go?
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349. And this boat doesn't work.
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350. - Oh, me and Ryan will take a look.
- Will we?
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351. Well, those NVQ classes
must be good for something.
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352. - An engine's an engine.
- Not a space engine.
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353. You don't get to take charge here.
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354. This is about me
and her fighting to win.
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355. We're all going to the same place and
that boat is big enough for all of us.
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356. Yaz is right. If we get it started,
we all get on board.
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357. Yeah, I know what this is.
You are all part of Ilin's game.
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358. Saboteurs. Sent to throw us off.
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359. You think the whole universe
is out to get you.
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360. How's your family, Angstrom?
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361. So that's why he said
don't touch the water.
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362. Flesh eating microbes.
Millions of them living in there.
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363. Toxic atmosphere. Killer water.
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364. Very dangerous planet, Yaz.
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365. You were right.
Not like any engine I've ever seen.
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366. We ever gonna talk about your nan?
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367. I mean, just because all this
is going on,
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368. don't mean to say it didn't happen.
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369. See, I cope myself
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370. by asking the question "If Grace
was here what would she say?"
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371. What do you reckon?
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372. Well, right now she'd be going,
"What's the matter with you?"
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373. "You're on another planet.
How cool is that?"
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374. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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375. And it is. Right?
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376. - I'm gonna look out for you, son.
- I'm not a kid.
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378. Well, I was hoping you'd say,
"I'm gonna look out for you, too".
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379. - You talk about this stuff way too much.
- Mmm-hmm.
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380. And you don't talk about it enough.
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381. That's not an engine.
That's more like a massive battery.
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382. - What if it's solar?
- Look at you boys.
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383. Light years from home.
Figuring things out.
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384. Yep, three suns in the sky.
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385. Tri-solar engineering panels
on the outside powering that battery.
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386. Well, if it won't start,
maybe the panels aren't lined up.
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387. Or maybe they're not feeding
the battery properly.
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388. Loving your work, boys.
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390. I've never seen so much water.
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391. You're Albarian, he said?
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392. Yes, the planet of Albar.
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393. It's tiny.
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394. Crammed full of rusting high-rises.
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395. Everyone wants to leave
any way they can. Even more so since...
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396. Since what?
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397. I don't know you.
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398. Up and running. All aboard.
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399. Hey, Yaz, can you believe it?
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400. Alien planet, man.
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401. I know.
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402. This planet doesn't make any sense.
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403. No other life forms except us
and the microbes in the water.
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404. No people, no animals,
no insects, no nothing.
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406. What happened here?
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407. No one cares.
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408. Don't take him personally.
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409. He treats everyone like this.
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410. I don't need other people.
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411. We all need other people, mate.
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412. We're all alone.
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413. That's how we start and end.
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414. And it's the natural state
of all points in between.
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415. Were you born that miserable?
Or did you have to work at it?
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416. You know, when I was four,
my mum told me to climb a tree.
Copy !req
417. She made me climb until I was too scared
to climb any higher.
Copy !req
418. Then she told me to jump into her arms.
Copy !req
419. "Don't worry," she said. "I'm your mum.
I'm here for you. I'll catch you."
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420. So I jumped.
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421. And she moved out of the way.
Copy !req
422. What?
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423. Sorry.
Did you say your mum did this to you?
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424. Smashed into the ground.
Copy !req
425. Broke this arm. Shattered that ankle.
Copy !req
426. And she stood over me, and she said,
"Now, you've learned."
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427. "You can never trust anyone
in this life."
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428. That is messed up.
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429. Best thing she ever did for me.
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430. I loved my mum.
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431. Yeah, she sounds terrific.
Copy !req
432. Your mum was wrong.
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433. We're stronger together.
Copy !req
434. I see your mate's dropped off.
It's nice to see him quiet.
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435. Yeah.
Copy !req
436. He can nap anywhere. Famous for it.
Copy !req
437. How many stages are there in the rally?
Copy !req
438. This time? 209 terrains, 94 planets.
Copy !req
439. We start the race with nothing
and barter our way up.
Copy !req
440. Is it worth it?
Copy !req
441. To ensure enough
for my family's safety? Yeah.
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442. Albar is being systematically cleansed.
Copy !req
443. Half my family are in hiding.
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444. The others are on the run.
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445. This is my only chance
to bring us back together.
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446. So you left your family to do this?
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447. I left my family
to try and save my family.
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448. They told me to.
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449. If I win, I find them.
Copy !req
450. Rescue them.
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451. If they're alive to be rescued.
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452. And whatever happens here,
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453. it's a better chance
than I have back home.
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454. You're making me miss my family.
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455. That's quite some achievement.
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456. Considering my dad drives me bananas,
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457. and my sister's trying to get me
to move out so she can have my bedroom.
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458. And I only saw them yesterday.
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459. Don't ever take them for granted.
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460. Oh, you all look shattered.
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461. You should all rest.
I'll wake you when we get there.
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462. Ryan.
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463. Ryan. Wake up, son.
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464. I'm awake. I'm awake.
Copy !req
465. Are we home?
Copy !req
466. No. Time to get off the boat. Come on.
Copy !req
467. Have you seen yourself, Epzo?
Copy !req
468. I'd say you love that cigar
more than you've loved any person.
Copy !req
469. Have you any idea how rare
and expensive these are?
Copy !req
470. Takes half an Althusian lifetime
to make just one of these.
Copy !req
471. To make them, roll them,
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472. age them, and then,
and this is the best bit,
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473. they make them self-lighting.
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474. Just one click of the finger
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475. and it lights itself.
Copy !req
476. You want a sniff?
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477. Closest you'll ever get to victory.
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478. It's bad for your health.
Copy !req
479. - Big set of ruins.
- Wonder who those were built for.
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480. Why do you even care?
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481. Where are those people now?
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482. And why are there so few signs of life?
What happened to everyone?
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483. Bye.
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484. Good luck.
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485. You're already lost, Angstrom.
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486. What, we're just
letting them go, are we?
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487. How do we know what to do? Where to go?
Copy !req
488. First thing we have to do is make it
through those ruins safely.
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489. Because these readings are all over
the place and I don't know why.
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490. Those suns are starting to set.
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491. They're moving
way faster than I realised.
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492. Well, back in the tent that bloke Ilin
said, "Do not travel by night."
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493. We need to move. Fast.
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494. Whoa! They weren't there
when we came in.
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495. Where did they come from?
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496. I don't know.
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497. Oh, my God! Doctor!
Copy !req
498. So much for no life forms
on this planet.
Copy !req
499. They're not alive. They're robot guards.
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500. Why would you need robot guards
on a deserted planet?
Copy !req
501. Good news is they're not fully active.
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502. So what we all need to do is
very slowly, totally unthreateningly,
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503. back out of here.
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504. They've been activated. Run!
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505. Move, move, everyone. Come on.
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506. Ahhh... Ha...
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507. Don't run straight.
They're predicting your path.
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508. Move! In here.
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509. Well done, all of you. Nice running.
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510. Oh! Okay. Come on.
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511. Oh! What have we here?
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512. Have you got
anything there, Doctor?
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513. Information. Oh! That's bad.
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514. They're SniperBots.
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515. We just walked
into the middle of the shooting range.
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516. Everything within the perimeter
is target practice.
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517. Which would explain
all the targets in here.
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518. And looking on the negative side,
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519. they're human-shaped targets.
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520. If that's the way it is,
time to stop messing about.
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521. - What are you doing?
- Fighting back.
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522. No. Guns, never use them.
Copy !req
523. - They're shooting at us.
- I know.
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524. They're gonna kill us with their guns.
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525. He's got a point, Doc.
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526. - Put the gun down, Ryan.
- What's your better idea?
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527. - Out-think them.
- You can't out-think bullets.
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528. - I've been doing it all my life.
- Uh-uh. Sorry.
Copy !req
529. Call of Duty, man.
I've trained for this.
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530. Who's next?
Copy !req
531. See, that's what I'm talking about.
That's how you deal with things.
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532. Taking out the aliens!
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533. No. No. Where's the reload?
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534. Where's the reload?
Where's the reload?
Copy !req
535. - Made it worse?
- Just a little bit, yeah.
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536. Now do you see why I don't like guns?
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537. - Don't go on about it.
- I will go on about it. A lot.
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538. They're here.
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539. Take cover. Behind the pillars.
Copy !req
540. You know we're
completely surrounded.
Copy !req
541. - Yep.
- With no way out whatsoever.
Copy !req
542. Here's a lesson.
The answer was on the floor.
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543. You just reached for the wrong thing.
Copy !req
544. What're you talking about?
Copy !req
545. The best thing about robots is
Copy !req
546. they're powerful.
Literally packed with power.
Copy !req
547. Super-powered.
Copy !req
548. Okay, now that was impressive.
Copy !req
549. Thank you. I aim to please.
Copy !req
550. What exactly did you just do?
Copy !req
551. Electromagnetic pulse.
Copy !req
552. Basically fried their systems.
Copy !req
553. I reckon we've got about five minutes
before they reboot and recover.
Copy !req
554. See? Brains beat bullets.
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555. Come on.
Copy !req
556. Epzo. Is that you?
Copy !req
557. Oh, my God! What happened?
Copy !req
558. - Do you need help?
- Not from you.
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559. Let's try through here.
Copy !req
560. What just happened?
Copy !req
561. What do you care?
You don't care about anything.
Copy !req
562. - Oh, tracker. Thanks.
- How did you even do that?
Copy !req
563. Did I not mention? I am really smart.
Copy !req
564. Thank you.
Copy !req
565. You are very welcome.
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566. Amazing what you can learn
from a SniperBot.
Copy !req
567. Like where their control commands
emanate from.
Copy !req
568. Also, maps.
Copy !req
569. Which leads us...
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570. here.
Copy !req
571. I want answers to this planet
and I think they're down there.
Copy !req
572. You sure about that?
Copy !req
573. No. Come on.
Copy !req
574. Why is it always ladders?
Copy !req
575. See? Second nature now.
Copy !req
576. No, not really.
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577. Thanks for waiting.
Copy !req
578. Always.
Copy !req
579. These tunnels
run under half of the planet.
Copy !req
580. Think of the technology,
Copy !req
581. the civilisation required
to build all that.
Copy !req
582. Then ask yourselves where are they?
Copy !req
583. How's the injury?
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584. It's painful.
Copy !req
585. I hope it's made you reconsider
your entire philosophy.
Copy !req
586. No.
Copy !req
587. Doctor.
Copy !req
588. Scorch marks all along the walls.
Copy !req
589. Not exactly encouraging, is it?
Copy !req
590. - No.
- Still, best feet forward.
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591. Big locked door.
I love a big locked door.
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592. Ominous.
Copy !req
593. What happened in here?
Copy !req
594. There's another room next door.
Copy !req
595. - We'll take a look?
- Yeah.
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596. I don't wanna be here.
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597. We're off route. We need to move on.
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598. You went into the ruins
without knowing what was there.
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599. You want to keep going without knowing
why it's bad to travel at night?
Copy !req
600. Whatever happened here is in the past.
Copy !req
601. What does it matter to you?
Copy !req
602. This was a living,
breathing planet once.
Copy !req
603. With an ecosystem, organic life,
and a population.
Copy !req
604. There was a catastrophic event here.
Copy !req
605. And as hard as it is
for you to understand,
Copy !req
606. you are not the only life form
in this universe.
Copy !req
607. Some of us feel a duty
to others who might be in trouble.
Copy !req
608. So fix your wound,
take one of your heroic naps,
Copy !req
609. and we'll wake you when we leave,
if you're lucky.
Copy !req
610. Fine.
Copy !req
611. Now, do me a favour,
Copy !req
612. give me something that will finally
make sense of this planet.
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613. That's more like it.
Copy !req
614. Angstrom, throw me
that route-mappy thing.
Copy !req
615. If we sync it,
Copy !req
616. it shows us
the whole network of tunnels.
Copy !req
617. Your friend Ilin warned us
not to travel at night.
Copy !req
618. We could use the tunnels
to keep moving while it's dark,
Copy !req
619. avoiding whatever's on the surface.
Copy !req
620. It's better than that, look.
Copy !req
621. There's the site of the Ghost Monument.
Copy !req
622. This network could help us
cut a diagonal through the route.
Copy !req
623. Then bypass
most of the mountain terrain.
Copy !req
624. We could cover the distance
in half the time.
Copy !req
625. Well, if you leave now,
Copy !req
626. you could get there
before Sleeping Beauty.
Copy !req
627. You could win.
Copy !req
628. What was that?
Copy !req
629. There's something through there.
Copy !req
630. Ryan, have you seen this?
Surveillance footage.
Copy !req
631. Look, they found the hatch.
Copy !req
632. Inscriptions on the floor.
Copy !req
633. What is it?
Some sort of cave painting?
Copy !req
634. Almost.
Copy !req
635. Left by the people who worked here.
Copy !req
636. Can you read it? What does it say?
Copy !req
637. "We are scientists,"
Copy !req
638. "abducted, tortured, and made to work,"
Copy !req
639. "while our families are held hostage."
Copy !req
640. "We are forced to find
new ways of destruction."
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641. "Poisons,"
Copy !req
642. "weapons, creatures."
Copy !req
643. "We gave them our minds,"
Copy !req
644. "and they made us the creators of death."
Copy !req
645. "This planet has been left scorched
and barren from our work."
Copy !req
646. "The atmosphere and water are toxic."
Copy !req
647. "Killing machines and creatures
inhabit every corner."
Copy !req
648. "We had no choice but to obey..."
Copy !req
649. "the Stenza."
Copy !req
650. "We are trying to destroy
all of our work"
Copy !req
651. "before they use it against others."
Copy !req
652. There's two words below that.
Copy !req
653. "They're coming."
Copy !req
654. That's how it ends.
Copy !req
655. The Stenza?
Copy !req
656. That's the thing we stopped
in Sheffield, right?
Copy !req
657. You know the Stenza too?
Copy !req
658. My wife died because of them.
Copy !req
659. Mine, too.
Copy !req
660. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
661. They took our planet.
Copy !req
662. Sent us into hiding.
Cleansed millions of us.
Copy !req
663. Epzo!
Copy !req
664. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
665. Nothing's working on it.
Copy !req
666. Doc, we've seen them before.
Copy !req
667. Like all over the planet,
like they were lying dormant.
Copy !req
668. Lying dormant till night.
Across the whole planet.
Copy !req
669. Clearing up the wounded.
Copy !req
670. Doctor, I've found you. The SniperBots
are on their way down after us!
Copy !req
671. We need to get out of here.
Everybody move fast!
Copy !req
672. Why have we stopped?
Copy !req
673. Listen...
Copy !req
674. They've shut down the life-support
systems, depriving us of air.
Copy !req
675. A man could really
take against those robots.
Copy !req
676. We need to get out of the tunnels.
Copy !req
677. It's night.
Copy !req
678. This exit ladder will take us
up and out to the surface.
Copy !req
679. What's up there?
Copy !req
680. Acetylene fields.
Copy !req
681. Acetylene? Like the gas?
Copy !req
682. That doesn't sound good.
We're running out of air and options.
Copy !req
683. So let's go up.
Copy !req
684. You okay?
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685. It's not my favourite thing.
Copy !req
686. Climbing ladders under pressure.
Copy !req
687. Can I just say? You are amazing.
Copy !req
688. Am I?
Copy !req
689. Think of what you've gone through
to be here.
Copy !req
690. And you're still going.
I'm proper impressed.
Copy !req
691. Thanks.
Copy !req
692. If it helps, focus on facts
about acetylene as you climb.
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693. Did you cover it in NVQ?
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694. I think I might have done, yeah.
Copy !req
695. Gotta be quick now, Ryan. Sorry.
Copy !req
696. That's some smell.
Copy !req
697. - What is it, garlic?
- Wait. Everyone stop.
Copy !req
698. Look. It's like the ground's moving.
Copy !req
699. Finally, a big feast of life...
Copy !req
700. Nobody move.
Copy !req
701. Don't let them touch you,
they'll squeeze the life out of you.
Copy !req
702. Yes, squeeze the life from all of you.
Copy !req
703. The talk is to distract you.
Copy !req
704. That's how they were designed
in that laboratory.
Copy !req
705. You can't save them.
We smell your fear, too.
Copy !req
706. The strongest of all.
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707. You want fears?
I've got a dozen lifetimes' worth.
Copy !req
708. A dozen lives? We'll take you first.
Copy !req
709. You remember any facts, Ryan?
Copy !req
710. As we climbed?
Copy !req
711. It's lighter than air?
Copy !req
712. Yes. It smells like garlic
and lighter than air. That's right.
Copy !req
713. And one other thing about it.
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714. But we'll all have to dig deep
for that, right?
Copy !req
715. What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
Copy !req
716. Shut up, and dig, Epzo.
Copy !req
717. You lead but you're scared too,
for yourself and for others.
Copy !req
718. Yeah, well. Who isn't?
Copy !req
719. Afraid of your own newness.
Copy !req
720. We see deeper, though, further back.
Copy !req
721. The Timeless Child.
Copy !req
722. What did you just say?
Copy !req
723. She doesn't know.
Copy !req
724. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
725. What can you see?
Copy !req
726. We see what's hidden,
even from yourself.
Copy !req
727. The outcast, abandoned and unknown.
Copy !req
728. Get out of my head.
Copy !req
729. Now we crush those fears from you.
Copy !req
730. Enjoy your feast. Whatever it is.
Copy !req
731. You know what some people
like after a feast?
Copy !req
732. - Graham.
- Huh?
Copy !req
733. Not me. Some people.
Copy !req
734. Do it.
Copy !req
735. Oh, yeah. A nice cigar.
Copy !req
736. Down!
Copy !req
737. Third fact -
Copy !req
738. ignites very easily.
Copy !req
739. Good old acetylene.
Copy !req
740. See? Teamwork.
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741. Now, move. Come on.
Copy !req
742. We must be near now.
Copy !req
743. Says we're close.
Copy !req
744. There. Your finish line.
Copy !req
745. Ah! We made it.
Copy !req
746. But where's your ship?
Where's the Ghost Monument?
Copy !req
747. It's not here.
Copy !req
748. I don't understand.
Copy !req
749. It should be here.
Copy !req
750. We did all this for nothing.
Copy !req
751. So you got here.
Copy !req
752. And now I'm going to claim my prize.
Copy !req
753. What? Your prize?
Copy !req
754. I saved your life.
You'd be dead without me.
Copy !req
755. And if I raced you now to that tent,
you'd be dust.
Copy !req
756. You're a wreck, Epzo.
Copy !req
757. Who had the cigar, eh?
Copy !req
758. Me. That was mine.
Copy !req
759. - The cigar saved us all.
- Seriously?
Copy !req
760. Don't even think
I'm going to lose to you now.
Copy !req
761. Er, can I make a suggestion?
Copy !req
762. - Dead heat.
- Joint first.
Copy !req
763. Dual winners.
Copy !req
764. With witnesses.
Copy !req
765. What? No.
Copy !req
766. There's never been a joint winner
of the Rally.
Copy !req
767. - There has now.
- No.
Copy !req
768. I will declare the final race
null and void.
Copy !req
769. Ilin, you've made this
a living hell for us.
Copy !req
770. I promise you that whatever happens,
I will get off this planet.
Copy !req
771. And if we don't get what
we both fought for,
Copy !req
772. I will hunt you down,
Copy !req
773. and ensure that whatever time
you have left
Copy !req
774. is both short-lived and agonising.
Copy !req
775. Do we understand each other?
Copy !req
776. Now,
Copy !req
777. recognise your equal winners.
Copy !req
778. Pay the prize or pay the price.
Copy !req
779. I'm honoured to declare
a unique joint victory.
Copy !req
780. An equal split.
Copy !req
781. Now, get us off this rock.
Copy !req
782. Fine.
Copy !req
783. - And them.
- No.
Copy !req
784. No!
Copy !req
785. They're gone?
Copy !req
786. We're stuck here, are we?
Copy !req
787. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
788. I failed you.
Copy !req
789. I promised you and I let you down.
Copy !req
790. We can wait, can't we?
Copy !req
791. Yeah. We've got each other.
Copy !req
792. No, we'll be dead within one rotation.
Copy !req
793. Who says so?
We've come this far, haven't we?
Copy !req
794. Who says we're giving up? Any of us?
Copy !req
795. Really? Even you, Doc?
Copy !req
796. No, come on,
we ain't having that, are we?
Copy !req
797. - Nope.
- No.
Copy !req
798. Can you hear that noise?
Copy !req
799. Come on, please.
Copy !req
800. Give us this.
Copy !req
801. It's all right. It's me.
Copy !req
802. Stabilise.
Copy !req
803. Come to Daddy.
Copy !req
804. I mean Mummy.
Copy !req
805. I mean, I really need you right now.
Copy !req
806. My beautiful Ghost Monument.
Copy !req
807. Hello you. I've missed you.
Copy !req
808. Oh!
Copy !req
809. You've done yourself up!
Copy !req
810. Very nice.
Copy !req
811. I've lost my key.
Copy !req
812. Sorry.
Copy !req
813. But it's an old police box.
Copy !req
814. Sort of. Not really.
Copy !req
815. You expect us all to fit inside there?
Copy !req
816. - Yep.
- At the same time?
Copy !req
817. - Wanna try?
- Okay.
Copy !req
818. Oh, word of warning.
I left it in a bit of a mess.
Copy !req
819. Oh!
Copy !req
820. You've redecorated.
Copy !req
821. I really like it.
Copy !req
822. This is my TARDIS.
Copy !req
823. Wow.
Copy !req
824. Yeah.
Copy !req
825. It was a police box.
Copy !req
826. It still is on the outside.
Copy !req
827. How do you fit all this stuff
inside a police box?
Copy !req
828. Dimensional engineering.
Copy !req
829. - You can't engineer dimensions.
- Maybe you can't.
Copy !req
830. - Can I press any of...
- No.
Copy !req
831. It's a spaceship?
Copy !req
832. And a timeship.
Copy !req
833. - Get out.
- Seriously.
Copy !req
834. This is proper... awesome.
Copy !req
835. I thought maybe you didn't believe me
that I'd get you home.
Copy !req
836. I thought you didn't believe yourself
for a second back there.
Copy !req
837. Who me? No. Never doubted.
Copy !req
838. Don't know what you mean.
Copy !req
839. Home then?
Copy !req
840. You can get us there? Really?
Copy !req
841. Start believing.
Copy !req
842. 1955, Montgomery, Alabama.
Copy !req
843. Parks, Rosa Parks.
Copy !req
844. No way!
Copy !req
845. If she can live here all her life,
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846. a couple of hours ain't gonna kill me.
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