1. - Hold on!
- We are holding on!
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3. Can you do something
about this turbulence?
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4. I'm avoiding something.
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5. Can't get the hang
of these new systems.
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6. What is it?
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7. No! It's still coming for us.
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8. It's a teleport pulse.
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9. What's that?
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10. Delivery for the Doctor.
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11. It's the Kerblam Man.
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12. - It's the what?
- The Kerblam Man.
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13. You're just making sounds now.
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14. Delivery fulfilled.
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15. And remember, if you want it,
Kerblam it.
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18. Kerblam's the biggest retailer
in this galaxy.
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21. What do you think?
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22. Still me?
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23. - Nice.
- Check it out.
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out of their minds, mucking about.
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to hide inside the trainers.
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33. Can't hurt to check, can it, Doc?
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36. There's the planet Kandoka,
and we're on its moon.
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37. Kerblam turned it
into one massive warehouse.
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38. Look at the size of it!
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39. Must be thousands of people in there.
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40. How are we gonna find out
who sent that message?
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41. Halfway across the universe
and I feel like I'm back at work.
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42. Ryan, brilliant! Come on.
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43. - What?
- We're going undercover.
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44. Chop chop.
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45. Good morning,
workers. Welcome to another rewarding...
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46. Can you check again?
We just came in from Kandoka.
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47. We must be on the list there somewhere.
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48. Not expecting anyone new today.
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49. Didn't even know there was a shuttle
coming in.
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50. Do you mind if I take a look?
It might just be the spelling.
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51. By the way, this is our reference.
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52. Oh, you're relatives of the First Lady.
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53. Oh, did she put that?
We asked her not to.
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54. - Didn't we, gang?
- We don't like to talk about it.
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55. - Oh.
- Yeah, so awkward.
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56. We're very private.
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57. Well, there must be some, erm...
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58. Oh, no. There you are.
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59. Got you.
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60. "Private shuttle landing."
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61. Sorry, person error.
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62. Me, I mean, erm...
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63. Right, well, er, let's get you
on this induction then, er...
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64. Follow me this way.
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65. Welcome to another
rewarding shift at Kerblam,
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66. fulfilling orders
from the human colony of...
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67. - Hi.
- Good morning.
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68. Sorry, what's your name?
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69. Oh, Judy Maddox, Head of People.
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70. Morning, Les. How are the family?
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71. Good morning, Daniel.
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72. My name is not Les, but I acknowledge
your amusing co-worker banter.
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73. Every morning.
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74. So much for machine learning.
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75. Have a great day, Dan.
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76. - Hiya.
- Good morning, new workers.
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77. - Is it me, or are they pretty creepy?
- It ain't you.
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78. Oi, you two. That's robophobic.
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79. Some of my best friends are robots.
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80. Well, you're right at home here, then.
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81. Kerblam.
Fully-automated, people-powered.
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82. The system allocates work details
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83. based on fitness, stamina, dexterity,
and mental assessments.
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84. Same model as the Kerblam Man.
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85. I love the Kerblam Man.
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86. The TeamMates are the friendly base
of the system.
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87. They're here to assist and supervise
the organic workers.
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88. "Organic"?
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89. Oh, sorry. Listen to me.
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90. You get so used to the jargon.
Gone native.
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91. Oh. Two hearts?
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92. Courtesy of the First Lady.
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93. Very good healthcare policy.
I don't like to talk about it.
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94. So, Kerblam is completely automated?
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95. Er, no, 90%, as per Kandokan guidelines.
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96. Proud to be a certified
10% People-Powered Company.
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97. I know some people are against quotas,
but I'm all for that one.
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98. Mind you, I would say that, wouldn't I?
Head of People. Self-interest.
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99. It's funny,
I don't normally talk this much.
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100. Huh.
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101. Don't worry,
it'll come back online in a moment.
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102. Not paid your bills?
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103. Build a warehouse on the moon,
it's never going to be perfect.
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104. We get the occasional power drain,
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105. it's down to
the self-optimization systems.
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106. How's the morale among the workers?
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107. Oh. I'd like to think very good.
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108. It... It's my job to make sure
that everyone's happy, er...
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109. Not that it's difficult.
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110. I mean, we're all so grateful
to have a job, right?
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111. We all know how hard
they are to come by.
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112. No, I hope that people feel
it's a privilege to work at Kerblam.
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113. Relax as I...
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114. fix your group-loop.
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115. Are we under house arrest?
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116. Oh, no. The group-loops
monitor productivity
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117. and report back to the system.
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118. I wore one of these at my last job.
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119. - Oh, really, where was that?
- SportStack.
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120. People's Republic of South Yorkshire.
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121. Hmm. I don't know it, but it's nice
to meet someone with experience.
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122. You'll feel right at home.
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123. Yeah.
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124. Right. Time for the tour.
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125. Six hundred million products,
10,000 employees,
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126. the biggest human workforce
in this galaxy,
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127. welcome to Kerblam.
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128. Welcome to
another rewarding shift at Kerblam,
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129. fulfilling orders
from the human colony of Kandoka.
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130. 10,000 workers,
one little message.
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131. It might take a while, this.
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132. The system instantly relays
customers orders
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133. to workers in Fulfilment.
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134. They scan the product...
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135. and send it down
to the packing stations.
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136. Product incoming.
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137. Once it's packed,
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138. the customer's order
goes on the conveyor.
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139. Rule number one,
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140. keep all loose clothing, hair,
and body parts away from the conveyor,
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141. and never, ever,
climb on to the conveyors.
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142. Any person found on the conveyor
faces immediate termination.
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143. This is Final Checks,
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144. where parcels are inspected, sealed,
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145. and go down the hatch to Dispatch.
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146. Through this hatch beats the heart
of the Kerblam operation.
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147. Hundreds of conveyors, pumping parcels
down to our fully-automated lower level.
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148. From Dispatch,
our Postmen retrieve the parcels,
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149. and teleport direct to the customers.
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150. Any questions?
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151. Can I do the packing slips?
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152. Sorry, only purple group-loops
work the packing stations.
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153. Leisure breaks in the Home Zone.
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154. Right, I'll leave you
in the capable hands of the TeamMates.
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155. I'll be checking in on you,
make sure you're okay.
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156. Got to keep an eye on the 10%,
as my dad used to say.
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157. Go, Organics!
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158. He was, er, a bit odd, my dad.
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159. Stand still, Graham.
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160. - What are you doing?
- Switching jobs with you.
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161. I need purple.
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162. Whoever sent that message
had access to the packing stations.
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163. That's where I need to be.
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164. And where does that leave me?
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165. Hello, co-workers.
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166. We're so thrilled to have you with us.
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167. Yasmin Khan, please come with me.
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168. Ryan Sinclair, and the Doctor...
Great name.
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169. With my colleague to the left.
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170. Hello, team.
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171. Meet you at break time
in the Home Zone?
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172. - Yes, ma'am.
- Roger Wilco.
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173. Oh, did I ever tell you about
a bloke I met named Roger Wilco...
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174. Hey, hey, hold on. What about me?
Where am I going?
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175. Graham O'Brien,
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176. a very warm welcome
to Premium Maintenance.
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177. Not a word.
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178. Product incoming.
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179. You two are doing so well.
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180. - Especially for a first day.
- Thanks, Kira.
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181. I was hoping for something
a bit less really repetitive,
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182. but quite enjoying it.
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183. Product incoming.
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184. - You're a ninja at this, Ryan.
- This was my life before you.
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185. Mind you, you should have seen me
when I just started.
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186. First month, a total nightmare.
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187. Takes me a while
to learn things physically.
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188. Get there in the end, but just
some stuff takes me a bit longer.
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189. Luckily, I had mates who covered for me
in the beginning.
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190. I was terrible too,
my first week.
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191. I'm amazed this system kept me on.
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192. But now, I just take a deep breath
beginning of every shift
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193. and tell myself,
"Kira Arlo, you can do this."
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194. Sometimes I almost believe myself.
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195. What I don't understand is,
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196. why does Kerblam need people
as a workforce?
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197. There are automated
and repetitive tasks.
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198. Why not get the robots to do it?
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199. Do you not watch the news?
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200. - We travel a lot.
- A lot.
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201. Kandokan labour laws.
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202. Ever since the People Power
protest movements,
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203. companies have to make sure
a minimum 10% of the workforce
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204. are actual people, at all levels.
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205. Like the slogan says,
real people need realjobs.
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206. Work gives us purpose, right?
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207. Some work, maybe.
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208. - Product incoming.
- Do you want a tip?
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209. If I ever get bored, I imagine
customers opening their parcels
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210. back on Kandoka.
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211. Their big smiles.
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212. I only ever got a present the once,
but...
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213. Oh, I can never forget how it felt.
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214. Like... Like a little box of happiness.
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215. Just one present your whole life?
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216. My birthday last year.
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217. A little box of chocolates
from Judy, our Head of People.
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218. Oh, it was so amazing.
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didn't they ever get you a present?
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220. Never knew them.
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221. But I can still imagine
families opening these packages.
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222. We make them happy
by doing what we do here.
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223. You have a great approach to life, Kira.
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224. Thank you.
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225. That's so lovely of you. Nobody's ever
said something that nice to me.
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226. Where are these packing slips
generated from?
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227. I don't know. They just arrive here
on little instruction slips.
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228. Kira, have you ever met anyone here
who's worried?
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229. Or needs help?
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230. Help with what?
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231. I don't know.
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232. Someone who's having a hard time,
or got themselves into trouble.
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233. Word of advice,
the TeamMates can hear everything.
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234. - If they choose.
- Everything?
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235. Constant random monitoring.
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236. No such thing as privacy here.
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237. Are you from the union? Is that it?
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238. Just trying to get a sense of the place.
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239. Well, best way to get along,
do as you're told,
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240. try not to bump into the robots.
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241. If you can manage that,
you might end up on a poster.
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242. That's you!
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243. Film star looks.
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244. I got extra credit for it.
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245. Sent a poster to my little girl
for her bedroom wall.
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246. - How old is she?
- Six.
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247. - Where is she?
- She's upstairs. Just had her finals.
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248. No, she's back home on Kandoka.
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249. She made me this.
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250. Lacquered with arcadium.
Outlast anything, this will.
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251. Including me.
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252. Actually, that's a bit depressing.
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253. Hello, co-workers.
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254. Please confine social interaction
to leisure breaks.
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255. How often
do you see your daughter?
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256. Twice a year I splurge
on an economy shuttle.
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257. The rest of our wages
I put away for her education.
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258. I do this job
so she doesn't end up like her dad.
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259. - Her dad's all right.
- Well...
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260. I was a rubbish husband to her mum,
but I'm making up for it.
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261. It's tough being away from family.
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262. Well, at least I'm working.
Unlike half the galaxy.
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263. Suppose
we've only got ourselves to blame.
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264. Whilst we were busy
staring at our phones,
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265. - technology went and nicked our jobs.
- Great conversation, guys,
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266. but unnecessary talking
can lead to efficiency reductions.
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267. Why not pick up the pace a little?
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268. - Sure thing, Basil.
- Thank you.
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269. He was a pole dancer
until his hips gave out.
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270. I like you, Yaz. You laugh at myjokes.
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271. Hmm, antique lamp, section 999-55/7.
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272. No, not a good idea.
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273. Not on your first day.
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274. I'll take that.
You'll get lost in the triple nines.
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275. - Dan, I'm perfectly capable.
- I know you are.
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276. I'm just not sure the system is.
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277. There's barely anything
down the triple-nines anymore.
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278. The last person to search for an order
down there got the sack.
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279. Never saw them again.
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280. I'm not having that happen to you.
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281. Not on your first day.
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282. Kerblam performance status.
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283. Systems currently at optimal...
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284. Another power drain?
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285. Functionality.
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286. System online.
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287. All right.
It's just a glitch, back to work.
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288. Come on, Kira.
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289. Re-engage brain, if you can find it.
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290. Sorry, Mr Slade.
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291. - Hey, don't talk to her like that.
- It's okay.
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292. - No, it's not.
- Who are you?
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293. I'm the Doctor. I'm new. And you are?
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294. Jarva Slade, Warehouse Executive.
Your boss.
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295. Well, you've certainly got
the clipboard for it.
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296. Be nicer to Kira, please.
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297. How would you like a warning
for insubordination?
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298. I'd love one!
I could add it to my collection.
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299. Doctor, don't...
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300. Gentle people skills advice to you,
Mr Slade.
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301. Respect goes both ways.
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302. The best managers, the really good ones,
value their staff,
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303. and know instinctively
if someone's in trouble,
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304. or is asking for help.
Now, how good a manager are you?
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305. Know anyone who needs help?
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306. Get back to work.
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307. All of you.
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308. Be careful with Slade.
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309. Last week, Zaff got a warning
for leaning on the conveyor,
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310. - and the next day he was gone.
- "Gone"?
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311. Does that happen a lot?
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312. A few have gone recently. Zaff.
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313. Jax from the canteen.
Chinello from Maintenance.
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314. And it... It's weird
'cause Looper called Chinello's mum
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315. and she never arrived home.
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316. Blimey.
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317. Scared me there, for a moment.
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318. You should be in Dispatch,
shouldn't you? Not down here.
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319. What are you doing?
Practising your lurking?
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320. You hear me?
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321. Is something wrong
with your speech circuits?
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322. Oh, hang on. I'll report it.
Get you back to Dispatch...
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323. Dan?
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324. Remember, any problems,
please ask a TeamMate.
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325. They're on your side.
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326. Dan?
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327. Dan?
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328. Dan!
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329. You down there?
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330. Dan!
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331. Are you there?
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332. Erm, I just found these.
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333. They belong to Dan Cooper.
Do you know where he is?
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334. Okay, never mind!
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335. Safety rule 198,
do not drink any of the cleaning fluids.
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336. Yeah, yeah, I've got it now, guys.
Thank you.
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337. Your maintenance mentor is Charlie.
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338. Hmm? Oh, all right, cockle?
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339. Have a productive day, team.
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340. Happy maintaining.
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341. Graham.
Nice to meet another real person.
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342. Charlie. I've, erm...
I've just done the gents, so...
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343. Oh, I'll just settle for a wave, then.
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344. Okay.
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345. Those guys go on a bit, don't they?
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346. I mean, that briefing
nearly lasted half my life,
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347. and I'm 310!
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348. I, er... I saw you arrive earlier.
Wasn't expecting anyone new down here.
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349. Well, it's your lucky day then,
eh, Charlie-boy?
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350. So, tell me, how all this really works.
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351. The moment there's a mess
or a spill, we get beeped.
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352. There's strict time guidelines
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353. on how quickly
we're supposed to get there
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354. and how long it takes
for us to clear things up.
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355. - Right.
- All laid out by the system.
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356. They check up on us after every task.
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357. So, even though everything's automated,
there's still an idiot boss.
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358. Yeah.
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359. Temporary functionality issues.
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360. Team nine, please take an emergency
rest break in the Home Zone now.
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361. So, just to be clear,
you found Dan's scanner, crushed?
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362. I heard him yell, and now,
there's no sign of him anywhere.
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363. We have to find him.
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364. There were delivery robots
like Kerblam Man? Not the TeamMates.
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365. - No.
- You two stay with me.
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366. I need you to find out
the history of the company.
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367. And try and get some plans
of the complex.
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368. How am I going to do that?
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369. You're perfectly placed.
No one questions a cleaner.
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370. You've got unrestricted access.
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371. Yeah, and a chronic skin irritation.
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372. Graham, did you sort that spill?
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373. It's all right. All taken care of.
Don't worry.
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374. Er, everyone, this is Charlie.
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375. Hi, Charlie. Oh!
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376. - Oh, no!
- Oh!
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377. - Oh, what am I like?
- I've got it. It's okay.
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378. - I'm so clumsy.
- Oh, I don't mind.
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379. Really?
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380. - Really.
- Just such a butterfingers.
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381. I love butter.
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382. Oh.
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383. Aw!
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384. - Erm...
- So...
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385. Bye.
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386. Workplace crush?
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387. Reminds me of you when you were younger.
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388. When I say younger, I mean last month.
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389. - Funny.
- Yeah.
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390. Come on.
We're going to file a complaint.
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391. Dan Cooper has vanished.
Maybe you should call the police.
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392. There are no police here.
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393. The authorities, then.
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394. We are the authorities.
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395. Kerblam is its own jurisdiction.
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396. We have responsibility
for all employee welfare.
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397. Then you better be worthy
of the jobs you're holding
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398. because a man is missing
and I don't think he's the first.
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399. Not if this is any indicator.
This came to me in a delivery.
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400. What do you think it means?
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401. Not exactly cryptic.
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402. Someone was worried
about their own safety,
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403. and now we're finding out
other people are going missing.
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404. Who has access to the printing system
for those packing slips?
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405. Nobody.
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406. They're auto-generated
during the order process.
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407. But they're placed in boxes
by the workers in Fulfilment.
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408. Your section.
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409. Have you tried working down there?
There's no time to add stuff to slips.
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410. This was done somewhere else
before it gets to Fulfilment.
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411. Something is very wrong here at Kerblam.
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412. And if you two
don't do something about it,
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413. I might start to suspect
that you're responsible.
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414. We'll look into it.
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415. You have my word.
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416. Mine, too.
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417. Those words better be worth something.
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418. And if anything happens to us,
or our new friends,
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419. or anyone else here,
you'll have me to answer to.
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420. Too bombastic?
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421. Felt about right.
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422. - I kind of liked it.
- Thanks.
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423. Laters.
Oh, won't be doing that again.
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424. Sticking with bye.
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425. Catch me up with this. We storm
into Management, cause a fight,
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426. whatever happened to being undercover?
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427. That was before I knew
people were disappearing.
Copy !req
428. I'm stepping it up a gear.
Going straight to the top.
Copy !req
429. Oh, I bet you were the sort of kid who
liked poking a stick in a wasp's nest
Copy !req
430. just to see what happened.
Copy !req
431. Don't like bullies,
don't like conspiracies,
Copy !req
432. don't like people being in danger,
and there's a flavour of all three here.
Copy !req
433. Now, ever hidden in a panelled alcove?
Copy !req
434. - No.
- You haven't lived.
Copy !req
435. Why are we doing this, exactly?
Copy !req
436. We wait until Slade leaves,
Copy !req
437. and then we break back
into his office, obviously.
Copy !req
438. Oh, talking of wasps,
Copy !req
439. did I ever tell you
about me and Agatha Christie?
Copy !req
440. So, how long have you
had a thing for Kira?
Copy !req
441. How did you know about that?
Copy !req
442. That's one of my superpowers, yeah.
Copy !req
443. I can detect even the most subtle
of social cues.
Copy !req
444. - Really?
- No!
Copy !req
445. It's obvious!
Copy !req
446. Hey, I don't know, er... It's kind of...
Copy !req
447. It's just, uh...
Copy !req
448. It's just, I can't...
Copy !req
449. I can't concentrate
when I'm near her.
Copy !req
450. It's like I forget everything
I'm supposed to be doing.
Copy !req
451. Man, have you smelt her?
Copy !req
452. Strangely enough, I haven't.
Copy !req
453. She smells perfect.
Copy !req
454. - Really?
- I haven't told anyone else.
Copy !req
455. But I've been on there for a long time.
Copy !req
456. I can tell.
Charlie, can I be honest with you?
Copy !req
457. I suppose.
Copy !req
458. See, you know your way around here,
Copy !req
459. but I am going to need
a little bit of help.
Copy !req
460. See, because I get easily confused.
Copy !req
461. A bit like you when Kira's around.
Copy !req
462. And I cannot get my nut
around the shape of this place
Copy !req
463. 'cause it's way too big, but...
Copy !req
464. If I had like, a, er...
Some sort of...
Copy !req
465. - Diagram of...
- A diagram of Kerblam's layout,
Copy !req
466. maybe I could find things a bit easier.
Copy !req
467. See? 'Cause without it, I ain't
gonna last long in the job, am I?
Copy !req
468. 'Cause it'll take me hours
to get to the next spill.
Copy !req
469. I reckon I could get that.
Copy !req
470. Our reception
is currently in night mode.
Copy !req
471. These artefact cabinets
contain the entire history of Kerblam.
Copy !req
472. From the prototype Delivery Bot
right up to today.
Copy !req
473. Designs, layout, everything.
Copy !req
474. Right, won't somebody miss 'em?
Copy !req
475. Ah. Just for show.
Copy !req
476. Like you say, we're only borrowing.
Copy !req
477. Not like anyone pays attention
Copy !req
478. - to this stuff.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
479. And you've got the codes
for all of these, have you?
Copy !req
480. The insides of these cabinets
need polishing too, you know.
Copy !req
481. Yeah, of course they do. Right.
Copy !req
482. Mind if I get a friend
to help me study these?
Copy !req
483. - What?
- Thank you, cockle. Come on.
Copy !req
484. Nothing to see here, mate.
Copy !req
485. Please activate a TeamMate...
Copy !req
486. I thought Slade'd never leave.
Copy !req
487. What do we think, then?
Copy !req
488. If this is Slade's office,
Copy !req
489. and everything
in this company is automated,
Copy !req
490. - why does he need a clipboard?
- Or a filing cabinet?
Copy !req
491. Khan and Sinclair,
the greatest detectives in the galaxy.
Copy !req
492. Locked.
Copy !req
493. Oh! Paperwork, very retro.
Copy !req
494. Now, what sort of paperwork
does Slade keep locked away?
Copy !req
495. What is it?
Copy !req
496. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
497. You'd better have
a very good excuse for breaking in here.
Copy !req
498. Your group-loops
told me you were back here.
Copy !req
499. Oh, I knew that, but I forgot that.
Copy !req
500. That's the problem with conspiracies,
there's so much to think about.
Copy !req
501. What if I said we got lost,
ended up in here by accident,
Copy !req
502. just as that filing cabinet
weirdly fell open,
Copy !req
503. how would that play?
Copy !req
504. There were no shuttles
from Kandoka today.
Copy !req
505. I checked.
Copy !req
506. Who are you? Industrial spies?
Copy !req
507. I was being honest with you earlier.
Copy !req
508. We got a message,
someone needed help, and we came.
Copy !req
509. People are vanishing
and Mr Slade is keeping a running tally.
Copy !req
510. Seven people so far.
Copy !req
511. According to these notes, it started
four months ago with two workers.
Copy !req
512. The next month, another.
This month, four.
Copy !req
513. The disappearances are on the increase.
Copy !req
514. No wonder people are sending out
cries for help.
Copy !req
515. And as Head of People for Kerblam,
Copy !req
516. I suggest you're guilty
of some serious negligence.
Copy !req
517. Another power drain.
Copy !req
518. That's not a power drain.
That's a total system blackout.
Copy !req
519. Power's drained right down
to the Foundation Levels.
Copy !req
520. What's down in the Foundation Levels?
Copy !req
521. I can help with that.
Copy !req
522. Charlie, what are you doing up here?
Copy !req
523. - Sorry, Judy.
- He's with me.
Copy !req
524. And he's with us.
Copy !req
525. And they are the original plans
for Kerblam.
Copy !req
526. What are you doing with those?
Those are company artefacts.
Copy !req
527. - Was this down to you?
- More urgent question,
Copy !req
528. if everything's automated
and all the power's shut down,
Copy !req
529. why is that robot still active?
Copy !req
530. Oh, good question.
Back behind me, everyone.
Copy !req
531. Error reported. Error reported.
Copy !req
532. - Hey, Charlie, don't, mate.
- No, I can... I can look at it.
Copy !req
533. Error reported.
Copy !req
534. Error reported.
Copy !req
535. Investigating.
Copy !req
536. Charlie!
Copy !req
537. Investigating.
Copy !req
538. - Investigating.
- Doctor!
Copy !req
539. - Do something!
- Investigating.
Copy !req
540. I'm trying!
The receptor codes are fluctuating!
Copy !req
541. Investigating.
Copy !req
542. Are you all right?
Deep breaths, now.
Copy !req
543. You're safe.
Copy !req
544. This has never happened before...
Copy !req
545. - with any of the robots.
- You're wrong.
Copy !req
546. When Dan Cooper went missing,
there were three of those,
Copy !req
547. dressed in those Postmen uniforms,
walking the shelving.
Copy !req
548. They came after me!
Copy !req
549. Well, that... That's not possible.
Copy !req
550. The delivery bots never leave Dispatch.
Copy !req
551. We'd know. The system would tell us.
Copy !req
552. I would respectfully suggest
that you can't trust your system.
Copy !req
553. Oh!
Copy !req
554. And we're back online.
Copy !req
555. But the receptor cells
on this are all blown out.
Copy !req
556. Whoo!
Copy !req
557. Hey, Doctor, be careful.
Copy !req
558. Oh, it's as if the system's
suddenly channelled all its energy
Copy !req
559. into this one, single TeamMate.
Copy !req
560. The system's attacking us?
Copy !req
561. It's like the system's gone rogue.
Copy !req
562. Of course, it's gone rogue.
Copy !req
563. Nobody would do
any of this deliberately.
Copy !req
564. If I ever find out that you're lying...
Copy !req
565. I have worked for years
Copy !req
566. to make Kerblam
more of a people-powered company.
Copy !req
567. My career has been about
bringing people like Charlie here,
Copy !req
568. people who need a second chance,
haven't I?
Copy !req
569. It's true.
She's the reason most of us are here.
Copy !req
570. She selects all the workers.
Copy !req
571. We owe her a lot.
Copy !req
572. I've never seen these papers of Slade's
before now.
Copy !req
573. Those names, Zaff, Jax, Chinello,
the others,
Copy !req
574. they're active on the system.
Copy !req
575. According to the system,
they're still alive and working!
Copy !req
576. There are 10,000 people here.
Copy !req
577. I can't keep track of them all.
Copy !req
578. So what do we do, Doctor?
Copy !req
579. If I could get a copy
of the original code
Copy !req
580. I could hack in, isolate the upgrades
and see what it's up to.
Copy !req
581. So you'll need Kerblam version 1.0.
Copy !req
582. That'd be hundreds of years old,
wouldn't it?
Copy !req
583. And I think we can help with that.
Copy !req
584. Kerblam deliverable version 1.0,
also known as Twirly.
Copy !req
585. I don't think we should do this.
If Mr Slade finds out, he'll...
Copy !req
586. Leave Slade to me. Let's just hurry up
before the TeamMates
Copy !req
587. come on their patrol.
Copy !req
588. Here we go, Twirly.
Copy !req
589. Nice to meet you.
Copy !req
590. Quite cute, isn't it?
Copy !req
591. It's kind of retro.
Copy !req
592. Well, he is getting on a bit.
Copy !req
593. I love a bit of retro.
Copy !req
594. Kira Arlo.
Copy !req
595. Hi, yes.
Copy !req
596. Sorry, I didn't hear you there.
I was in my own little world.
Copy !req
597. You are an exceptional worker,
Kira Arlo.
Copy !req
598. Am I?
Copy !req
599. We are thrilled to reveal
Copy !req
600. you've been designated
Employee of the Day.
Copy !req
601. Oh. Wow!
Copy !req
602. I didn't even know
there was a such a thing.
Copy !req
603. And in recognition of your work,
Copy !req
604. Kerblam has a gift for you.
Copy !req
605. A gift?
Copy !req
606. Come with us.
Copy !req
607. Customers who selected
these items
Copy !req
608. also bought ear mufflers,
pencil sharpeners and cobbler bottles.
Copy !req
609. Say "yes" now to order these three
for the price of the cheapest two.
Copy !req
610. - No.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
611. I have stored your preferences.
Copy !req
612. And remember, if you want it,
Kerblam...
Copy !req
613. Oh, it's out of juice.
Copy !req
614. Needs a big recharge
before I can access the code.
Copy !req
615. Maintenance stores everything there.
Copy !req
616. That's not a good idea.
Copy !req
617. Doctor, I've just had a notification
Copy !req
618. that one of the workers
from Packing has gone missing.
Copy !req
619. Her group-loop's disappeared
right off the system.
Copy !req
620. Name of Kira Arlo.
Copy !req
621. - What? Kira, but...
- We have to find her!
Copy !req
622. I thought you said the system didn't
notify you when someone went missing.
Copy !req
623. Well, it didn't until now.
Copy !req
624. It's like it's sending us
a deliberate message.
Copy !req
625. It knows we're on to it.
Copy !req
626. Where was the signal last recorded?
Copy !req
627. Erm...
Copy !req
628. Dispatch.
Copy !req
629. That's not possible.
No people are allowed down there.
Copy !req
630. Dispatch. Foundation Levels, right?
Copy !req
631. Where the power's drained down to.
Copy !req
632. Well, how do we get to her?
Copy !req
633. You can't, it's fully automated.
There's not even a route down.
Copy !req
634. But she got down there somehow.
Copy !req
635. You get what you need from that robot,
Yaz, Charlie, come with me.
Copy !req
636. We'll find Kira.
Copy !req
637. Hang on,
how are you going to get down there?
Copy !req
638. I know how these places work.
Copy !req
639. Get ready
to stick it to rule number one.
Copy !req
640. You did this in your last job?
Copy !req
641. Yeah, once.
Copy !req
642. - How did it go?
- Really badly.
Copy !req
643. Sprained ankle and a final warning.
Copy !req
644. Come on, we have to find Kira.
Copy !req
645. I should let you know
I have a coordination problem.
Copy !req
646. Not super serious, but you know.
Copy !req
647. Makes life really interesting.
Copy !req
648. And frustrating. And difficult.
Copy !req
649. Especially at moments like this.
Copy !req
650. You don't have to come.
I can find Kira on my own.
Copy !req
651. Mate, that's not how we roll.
Is it, Yaz?
Copy !req
652. Nope. We're all in.
Copy !req
653. All right. Dispatch, here we come.
Copy !req
654. Here you are, Kira.
Copy !req
655. Thanks.
Copy !req
656. Sorry, what's this?
Copy !req
657. Make yourself at home.
Copy !req
658. Are you sure about this?
Copy !req
659. We'll be safe, won't we?
Copy !req
660. Definitely!
I mean, the parcels are safe.
Copy !req
661. We're just parcels now.
Copy !req
662. But the parcels get wrapped
in bubble wrap to protect them!
Copy !req
663. - From what?
- Oh, my days...
Copy !req
664. From that!
Copy !req
665. Did you ever like roller-coasters?
Copy !req
666. - We're gonna die!
- We're going too fast!
Copy !req
667. I did it! That was amazing!
Copy !req
668. We're amazing!
Copy !req
669. Charlie, you're the man.
Copy !req
670. Oh!
Copy !req
671. - Charlie!
- Charlie!
Copy !req
672. We're coming.
Copy !req
673. I can't jump down there.
Copy !req
674. Of course, you can.
Copy !req
675. We both can. Right?
Copy !req
676. On one, two,
Copy !req
677. three...
Copy !req
678. We did it.
Copy !req
679. We're not dead. We're totally not dead.
Copy !req
680. Right, Twirly, all charged up.
Copy !req
681. Blam it!
You may also like to know
Copy !req
682. we have a one-hour offer on cushions.
Copy !req
683. Cushions liven up
the grimmest workplace, like this one.
Copy !req
684. Twirly, hi. I'm the Doctor and this
is Graham, and this isJudy.
Copy !req
685. Can you pause all sales protocols
for a bit?
Copy !req
686. - Even the upselling?
- Even the upselling.
Copy !req
687. You just had a nap of about 200 years.
So your offers are out of date, anyway.
Copy !req
688. Without upselling,
my only purpose is delivery.
Copy !req
689. We don't need you to do that
either, mate.
Copy !req
690. The future is very confusing
for my protocols.
Copy !req
691. I serve Kerblam
and Kerblam serves the people.
Copy !req
692. Which is why we need your help.
Copy !req
693. There are my Kerblam credentials,
my own executive-read code.
Copy !req
694. We need you to carry out a task
which may fundamentally save Kerblam.
Copy !req
695. I'm only a delivery bot!
Copy !req
696. See, now you've made it nervous.
Copy !req
697. Don't panic, Twirly. You can do this.
Copy !req
698. It's possible that Kerblam
has been compromised.
Copy !req
699. I'm gonna patch you into the system.
Copy !req
700. I need you to look far and wide
past new upgrades,
Copy !req
701. and firewalls and security patches
into the base code
Copy !req
702. that only you can recognise.
Copy !req
703. And then you can tell us what's going on
and deliver the information to us.
Copy !req
704. Retrieve and deliver, I understand.
Copy !req
705. This might tickle.
Copy !req
706. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Copy !req
707. Help. Help. Help. Help.
Copy !req
708. - Help.
- What happened?
Copy !req
709. Help me. Help me.
Copy !req
710. Why are you saying that?
Copy !req
711. Not Twirly speaking, the system.
Kerblam. Help me, Doctor.
Copy !req
712. Help me. Help me, Doctor.
Copy !req
713. - The system sent the message.
- Help me.
Copy !req
714. It printed the slip.
Copy !req
715. It sent it out.
Copy !req
716. But why would the system need help?
Copy !req
717. Twirly, what do you mean?
What sort of help? How can we help?
Copy !req
718. Help required in Dispatch.
Copy !req
719. Help in Dispatch. Urgent help.
Copy !req
720. Doc. Look,
they've all just gone down there.
Copy !req
721. Disinfection post. Get down!
Copy !req
722. Organic contamination detected.
Copy !req
723. Initiate disinfection.
Copy !req
724. Disinfection process unsuccessful.
Copy !req
725. - It tastes like...
- Organic contamination persists.
Copy !req
726. Hygiene defences activated.
Copy !req
727. - Initiate disintegration.
- Run!
Copy !req
728. Disintegration process is complete.
Copy !req
729. This... This way! Follow me!
Copy !req
730. Run!
Copy !req
731. I'm never doing that again.
Copy !req
732. So we're at the Foundation Level.
Copy !req
733. Yeah.
Copy !req
734. Hello?
Copy !req
735. Help!
Copy !req
736. That's Kira's voice.
Copy !req
737. How did she get down here?
Copy !req
738. I think it came from this way.
Copy !req
739. I'm stupid. Really stupid.
Can you believe how stupid I am?
Copy !req
740. Is that a rhetorical question?
Copy !req
741. I can't believe
I didn't think of it sooner.
Copy !req
742. There's too many things going on.
Copy !req
743. To many variables.
My brain's too crowded.
Copy !req
744. What is she talking about?
Copy !req
745. No idea. You get used to it.
She normally explains in the end.
Copy !req
746. These delivery bots
have got teleport circuits.
Copy !req
747. - See?
- We don't have to go on the conveyor
Copy !req
748. down to Dispatch if I can
Copy !req
749. hijack their circuit for one moment...
Copy !req
750. - Move away from the delivery bot.
- No, Slade, don't.
Copy !req
751. Very bad manners
to point guns at people.
Copy !req
752. I've never warmed to you.
Copy !req
753. So, tell us what you've done.
Copy !req
754. We saw the list.
Copy !req
755. The names of the victims
you've targeted.
Copy !req
756. What? I'm not targeting people.
I'm recording the missing!
Copy !req
757. Oh. So it's not you?
Copy !req
758. No.
Copy !req
759. Something's wrong with the system,
but I don't know what.
Copy !req
760. That's why I had to make sure
my notes were analogue.
Copy !req
761. I thought it was you.
Copy !req
762. I've been tracking you
since you arrived.
Copy !req
763. - We're trying to help!
- So am I.
Copy !req
764. But what am I supposed to do?
Copy !req
765. There's no one to report this to.
No one to stop it.
Copy !req
766. - There's only the system.
- There's me.
Copy !req
767. I'm responsible for every person here.
You could have told me.
Copy !req
768. I didn't know whether I could trust you.
Copy !req
769. I still don't.
Copy !req
770. Hey, Doc,
come have a look at this.
Copy !req
771. Some kind of goo and group-loops,
why are they in there?
Copy !req
772. I think these are the remnants
of the missing workers.
Copy !req
773. We're under a vast liquidisation tank.
Copy !req
774. Of what?
Copy !req
775. You mean, the robots are kidnapping
the workers then liquidising them?
Copy !req
776. What I don't understand is why.
Copy !req
777. - Anyone got a tissue?
- Whoa!
Copy !req
778. Looks like an army.
Copy !req
779. Hello?
Copy !req
780. Kira!
Copy !req
781. Kira! She can't hear us.
Copy !req
782. - Let me find the entrance.
- We've got to get her out.
Copy !req
783. Why is she in there?
Copy !req
784. Hmm.
Copy !req
785. There's no access from here.
We can't get her out.
Copy !req
786. Complaints have been coming
about the late deliveries.
Copy !req
787. This must be why.
Copy !req
788. Everything's stuck here,
nothing's going out.
Copy !req
789. What's happened?
Copy !req
790. Being held back.
Copy !req
791. The power drains.
Copy !req
792. Fast teleportation hardware
Copy !req
793. with huge reserves of power building up.
Copy !req
794. What if the power's being drained
to be stored
Copy !req
795. for one huge, simultaneous teleport.
Copy !req
796. All these deliveries, all at once.
Copy !req
797. To do what?
Copy !req
798. You said it looked like an army.
Copy !req
799. What do armies carry?
Copy !req
800. Weapons?
Copy !req
801. But that's not a weapon, it's a toy.
Copy !req
802. And every parcel's
got something different in it.
Copy !req
803. Almost.
Copy !req
804. Except, what does every parcel here
have in common?
Copy !req
805. No, Kira, don't!
Copy !req
806. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
807. Is that what happened to Dan?
Copy !req
808. And all the others, too?
Copy !req
809. You knew something was gonna happen?
Copy !req
810. Charlie?
Copy !req
811. He's... He's done this deliberately.
Copy !req
812. We need to find the Doctor.
Copy !req
813. Tangly bubble wrap.
Copy !req
814. Totally innocuous,
Copy !req
815. apart from when it's intercepted here
and weaponised!
Copy !req
816. Sheets of tiny little bombs
Copy !req
817. ready to explode and kill.
Copy !req
818. Every parcel, a death trap.
Copy !req
819. The workers aren't the targets,
it's the customers!
Copy !req
820. Kerblam's trying to kill
their own customers?
Copy !req
821. That's the worst business plan
I've ever heard.
Copy !req
822. Doctor, we've found you!
Copy !req
823. Kira's dead,
and Charlie had something to do with it.
Copy !req
824. - What?
- Not Kira!
Copy !req
825. It wasn't meant for her.
Copy !req
826. The system took her.
It's been fighting back against me.
Copy !req
827. Because it knew what you were planning.
The maintenance man!
Copy !req
828. Access to everywhere,
noticed by hardly anyone.
Copy !req
829. Have you been killing other workers?
Copy !req
830. I needed test subjects to be sure
Copy !req
831. the detonation forces would work
in such a small concentration.
Copy !req
832. What... What?
Charlie, how do you know all this stuff?
Copy !req
833. I lied on my application.
Copy !req
834. Gave you a sob story
so you'd let me in and you bought it.
Copy !req
835. I've studied cybernetics, explosives,
teleportation.
Copy !req
836. I have worked for this.
Copy !req
837. I don't understand it.
Copy !req
838. Ten percent.
Copy !req
839. They want us to be grateful
that 10% of people get to work.
Copy !req
840. What about the other 90%?
What about our futures?
Copy !req
841. Because without action, next time
it will be 7%, then five, then one.
Copy !req
842. I am stronger than you.
Copy !req
843. I am not going to stand by
and accept it.
Copy !req
844. People like me, my generation,
we change things.
Copy !req
845. We make things happen.
Copy !req
846. Even if it costs people's lives?
Copy !req
847. You kill a load of customers at Kerblam,
let the systems take the fall for it,
Copy !req
848. erode people's trust in automation,
make people angry.
Copy !req
849. Imperfect technology
without a conscience.
Copy !req
850. Machines malfunction,
that's what they do.
Copy !req
851. No, mate, that's what you're doing.
Seriously malfunctioning.
Copy !req
852. I'm not your mate.
Copy !req
853. Except Kerblam's system
does have a conscience.
Copy !req
854. It's been fighting you, Charlie.
It knew it.
Copy !req
855. It sent a message across the galaxy
begging for help.
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856. That TeamMate in Slade's office,
it was coming for you.
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857. And then Kira,
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858. it took her,
knowing how you felt about her,
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859. to show you how it would feel.
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860. Because how you feel right now
about Kira
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861. is how all those families and friends
will feel if your plan goes off.
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862. I don't care.
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863. I think you do.
I think you came here with a plan,
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864. but you didn't expect to fall in love.
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865. But that's what happens.
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866. Use it, Charlie. Learn from it, please.
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867. No! No.
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868. If that's the price to change
how everyone on Kandoka sees technology,
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869. then it is worth it for the cause.
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870. This isn't a cause.
You're not an activist.
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871. This is cold-blooded murder.
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872. We can't let the systems take control!
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873. The systems aren't the problem.
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874. How people use and exploit the system,
that's the problem.
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875. People like you.
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876. I don't care what you think.
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877. The delivery goes ahead.
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878. Mass delivery procedures initiated.
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879. Someone grab that controller!
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880. - What have you done?
- Mass delivery...
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881. You can't stop it now.
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882. Make it stop!
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883. We are not gonna let you kill
all those innocent people.
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884. Destination coordinates locked.
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885. Preparing teleport.
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886. Doc, I hope you've got an idea
of how to fix that.
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887. Not enough time to fix it.
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888. Wait, new idea.
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889. Not enough time for that either.
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890. Maybe worth a go.
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891. - "Maybe"?
- I mean "definitely."
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892. - Grab the postman's head.
- What?
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893. Just like Judy did in the office. Do it!
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894. - Okay.
- Now!
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895. I need to stop this.
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896. Does she know what she's doing?
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897. Some of the time, definitely.
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898. Oi! Get back here!
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899. - Stop it!
- Charlie!
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900. She can't stop it now.
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901. Those deliveries
are going to be teleported out.
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902. I'm sorry.
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903. Twirly, I need your help.
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904. Sleep mode off.
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905. Hello, again. Customers
with your current medical symptoms
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906. - browse blood pressure medication.
- This is important.
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907. I've linked you in to the new system,
to all the delivery bots.
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908. And I have a request.
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909. How may we help?
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910. Change of delivery address.
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911. For every order about to teleport,
new address, right here.
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912. This hangar, right where we're standing.
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913. I want every Kerblam Man
to deliver to themselves.
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914. Delivery orders accepted.
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915. I want every Kerblam Man
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916. to open the order
they've just delivered to themselves,
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917. making sure they do what everybody does
with bubble wrap.
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918. Orders confirmed.
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919. Charlie.
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920. Get back up here, please!
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921. Delivery in process.
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922. - What's going on?
- Delivery received.
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923. Doctor, they're about to detonate.
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924. Charlie, last chance.
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925. Get out of there, now.
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926. Opening delivery.
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927. Activating bubble wrap.
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928. - Doc, get us out of here.
- And, remember,
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929. if you want it...
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930. Kerblam it!
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931. "If you want it, Kerblam it."
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932. Kerblam is experiencing
a momentary technical difficulty.
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933. Our expert engineers are already working
to get the systems up and running again
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934. as quickly and safely as possible.
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935. In the meantime, why not consider
a personal mindful moment?
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936. We're suspending all operations
for a month, pending review.
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937. And while the TeamMates
are rebuilding Dispatch...
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938. All our workers have been given
two weeks paid leave.
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939. Free return shuttle transport.
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940. And I'm going to propose
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941. that Kerblam becomes
a people-led company in future.
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942. Majority organics...
People, I mean.
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943. We're always looking for good workers
to join our management team.
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944. Uh, thanks.
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945. We're strictly freelance.
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946. Doctor, can I make a request?
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947. Always.
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948. If Dan hadn't switched scanners,
it would have been me in that test room.
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949. He saved my life.
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950. I want to take this to his daughter.
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951. Tell her how much he loved it.
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952. How much he loved her.
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953. It's the least we can do.
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954. Put it down.
It's Kerblam bubble wrap.
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955. Er, are you sure you want to pop that?
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956. Let us put the accused to the test.
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957. - Granny!
- King James.
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958. We must purify your land.
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959. We shall not be stopped.
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960. Arrest the witch!
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