1. Why are we chasing it? It's mauve
and dangerous and about 30 seconds
from London.Copy !req
2. Excuse me, there's this thing
I need to find, would've fallen
from the sky . . .Copy !req
3. Nancy, the thing I'm looking for,
you know what I'm talking about,
don't you?Copy !req
4. A-a-ah!Copy !req
5. I've got you, you're fine. Hello.Copy !req
6. Hello. Jack Harkness,
I've heard all about you.Copy !req
7. It's 1941,
the height of the London Blitz and
something else has fallen on London.Copy !req
8. He said it was a warship, he stole
it, parked it somewhere out there,Copy !req
9. somewhere a bomb's going to fall
on it unless we make him an offer.
It's a con.Copy !req
10. I was conning you, that's
what I am, I'm a con man.Copy !req
11. There's something chasing
you and the other kids.Copy !req
12. Mummy, mummy.Copy !req
13. You mustn't let him touch you.Copy !req
14. What happens if he touches me?
It makes you like him.Copy !req
15. Right, everybody out, across the
back garden and under the fence.
Now, go, move!Copy !req
16. You'll find them everywhere, in every
bed in every ward, hundreds of them.Copy !req
17. They've all got the same injuries,
scarring on the back of the handCopy !req
18. and the gas mask seems to be fused
to the flesh.
What was the cause of death?Copy !req
19. They're not dead!Copy !req
20. Are you my Mummy? It's me Nancy!Copy !req
21. Don't let 'em touch you.
What happens if they touch us?Copy !req
22. You're looking at it!Copy !req
23. Mummy!Copy !req
24. Go to your room!Copy !req
25. Go to your room!Copy !req
26. I mean it. I'm very, very angry
with you. I'm very, very cross.Copy !req
27. GO . . .TO . . . YOUR . . .ROOM!Copy !req
28. I'm really glad that worked.Copy !req
29. Those would have been
terrible last words.Copy !req
30. Jamie . . .Copy !req
31. Why are they all wearing gas masks?Copy !req
32. They're not.Copy !req
33. Those masks are flesh and bone.Copy !req
34. How was your con supposed to work?
Simple enough, really.Copy !req
35. Find some harmless piece of space
junk, let the nearest Time AgentCopy !req
36. track it back to Earth, convince
him it's valuable, and name a price.Copy !req
37. When he's put 50% up-front, oops,
a German bomb falls on it,
destroys it forever.Copy !req
38. He never gets to see what he's
paid for, never knows he's been had.Copy !req
39. I buy him a drink with his own
money and we discuss dumb luck.Copy !req
40. The perfect, self-cleaning con.Copy !req
41. Yeah. Perfect. The London Blitz
is great for self-cleaners.Copy !req
42. Pompeii's nice if you want to
make a vacation of it, though.Copy !req
43. But you've got to set
your alarm for Volcano Day.Copy !req
44. Getting a hint of disapproval.Copy !req
45. Take a look around the room.
This is what your piece of harmless
space junk did.Copy !req
46. It was a burnt-out
medical transporter, it was empty.Copy !req
47. Rose!Copy !req
48. Are we getting out of here?
We're going upstairs.Copy !req
49. I programmed the flight computer so
it wouldn't land on anything living.
I harmed no-one!Copy !req
50. I don't know what's happening,
but I had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
51. I'll tell you what's happening.
You forgot to set your alarm clock.Copy !req
52. It's Volcano Day!
What's that?Copy !req
53. The all clear.Copy !req
54. I wish.Copy !req
55. Ah!Copy !req
56. I thought you were Jamie.Copy !req
57. Mum, Dad! Ruddy kids!Copy !req
58. Get off of me!
Get your hands off me!Copy !req
59. Oi, you, get in, get in!
Get her in there! She's nicked.Copy !req
60. Mr Spock? Doctor.
You got a blaster?Copy !req
61. Sure.Copy !req
62. The night your space junk
landed, someone was hurt.Copy !req
63. This is where they were taken.
What happened?
Let's find out. Get it open.Copy !req
64. What's wrong with your
sonic screwdriver? Nothing.Copy !req
65. Sonic blaster, 51st century.Copy !req
66. Weapon factories of Villengard.
You've been to the factories? Once.Copy !req
67. They're gone now. Main reactor
went critical - vaporised the lot.
Like I said, once.Copy !req
68. There's a banana grove there now.Copy !req
69. I like bananas. Bananas are good.Copy !req
70. Nice blast pattern.Copy !req
71. Digital. Squareness gun. Yeah.Copy !req
72. I like it.Copy !req
73. What do you think?
Something got out of here.Copy !req
74. Yeah. And?Copy !req
75. Something powerful.Copy !req
76. Angry.Copy !req
77. Powerful and angry.Copy !req
78. A child?Copy !req
79. I suppose this explains "mummy"?Copy !req
80. How could a child do this?Copy !req
81. 'Do you know where you are?
Are you my mummy?Copy !req
82. 'Are you aware of what's around you?Copy !req
83. 'Can you . . . see?Copy !req
84. 'Are you my mummy?Copy !req
85. 'What do you want?
Do you know what . . . ?Copy !req
86. 'I want my mummy!Copy !req
87. 'Are you my mummy?
I want my mummy.Copy !req
88. 'Are you my mummy?Copy !req
89. 'Are you my mummy?Copy !req
90. 'Mummy? Mummy?'Copy !req
91. Doctor, I've heard this voice
before.Copy !req
92. Me too. 'Mummy?'
Always, " Are you my mummy?"Copy !req
93. Like he doesn't know. 'Mummy.'Copy !req
94. Why doesn't he know?
'Are you there, Mummy?Copy !req
95. 'Mummy!'Copy !req
96. The police are on their way.Copy !req
97. I pay for the food on this table.
The sweat on my brow, that food is.Copy !req
98. The sweat on my brow!Copy !req
99. Anything else you'd like?Copy !req
100. I've got a whole house here.Copy !req
101. Anything else you'd like
to help yourself to?Copy !req
102. Yeah.Copy !req
103. I'd like some wire-cutters, please.Copy !req
104. Something that can cut through
barbed wire. Oh, and a torch.Copy !req
105. Don't look like that, Mr Lloyd . . .Copy !req
106. I know you got
plenty of tools in 'ere, I've
been watching this house for ages.Copy !req
107. And I'd like another look
round your kitchen cupboards.Copy !req
108. I was in an 'urry the first time.
The food on this table . . .Copy !req
109. .is an awful lot of food,
isn't it, Mr Lloyd?Copy !req
110. A lot more than on
anyone else's table.Copy !req
111. Half this street thinks your missus
must be messing about with
Mr Haverstock, the butcher.Copy !req
112. But she's not, is she?Copy !req
113. You are.Copy !req
114. Wire-cutters. Torch.Copy !req
115. Food. And I'd like to use your
bathroom before I leave, please.Copy !req
116. Oh, look!Copy !req
117. There's the sweat on your brow!Copy !req
118. 'Mummy? Please, Mummy? Mummy?'
Doctor?Copy !req
119. Can you sense it? Sense what?
Coming out of the walls.Copy !req
120. Can you feel it? 'Mummy?'Copy !req
121. Funny little human brains! How do
you get around in those things?Copy !req
122. When he's stressed, he likes to
insult species. I'm thinking!Copy !req
123. Cuts himself shaving,
he does half an hour on life-forms
he's cleverer than.Copy !req
124. There are these children.
Living rough, round the bomb sites.Copy !req
125. They come out during air raids
looking for food. 'Mummy, please?'Copy !req
126. Suppose they were there when this
thing, whatever it was, landed.
It was a med-ship, it was harmless!Copy !req
127. You keep saying harmless.
Suppose one of them was affected,
altered. Altered how?Copy !req
128. 'I'm here!' It's afraid,Copy !req
129. terribly afraid. And powerful . . .Copy !req
130. it doesn't know it yet.
But it will do.Copy !req
131. It's got the power of a god
and I just sent it to its room!Copy !req
132. Doctor . . . 'I'm here!Copy !req
133. 'Can't you see me?'
What's that noise?Copy !req
134. End of the tape.
It ran out about 30 seconds ago.Copy !req
135. I sent it to its room.Copy !req
136. This is its room!Copy !req
137. 'Are you my mummy?Copy !req
138. 'Mummy?' Doctor?Copy !req
139. OK, on my signal,Copy !req
140. make for the door . . . 'Mummy?' Now!Copy !req
141. 'Mummy?'Copy !req
142. Go, now, don't drop the banana!Copy !req
143. Why not? Good source of potassium!Copy !req
144. Gimme that!Copy !req
145. 'Mummy?'Copy !req
146. Digital rewind.
Nice switch.Copy !req
147. It's from the groves of Villengard -
thought it was appropriate.Copy !req
148. There's really a banana grove in the
heart in Villengard? And you did
that? Bananas are good.Copy !req
149. Doctor!Copy !req
150. Come on!Copy !req
151. Mummy!Copy !req
152. It's keeping us here till it can get
at us! It's controlling them?
It is them.Copy !req
153. It's every living
thing in this hospital.Copy !req
154. OK. This can function as a sonic
blaster, a sonic cannon and it's a
triple-enfolded sonic disruptor.Copy !req
155. Doc, what you got?
I've got a sonic, uh, Never mind.Copy !req
156. What? It's sonic,
OK, let's leave it at that.Copy !req
157. Disruptor, cannon, what? It's sonic,
totally sonic, I am sonic-ed up!Copy !req
158. A sonic what? Screwdriver!Copy !req
159. Going down!Copy !req
160. Doctor, are you OK?
Could've used a warning.Copy !req
161. Oh, the gratitude!Copy !req
162. Who has a sonic screwdriver?Copy !req
163. I do! Lights?Copy !req
164. Who looks at a screwdriver and
thinks, "Ooh-hoo this could be a
little more sonic?"Copy !req
165. There's gotta be a light switch.Copy !req
166. Never had a long night? Never
had a lot of cabinets to put up?Copy !req
167. Mummy!Copy !req
168. Door! Mummy? Mummy? Mummy?Copy !req
169. Damn it! Mummy?Copy !req
170. It's the special features, they
drain the battery. The battery?Copy !req
171. It's so lame!Copy !req
172. I was going to send for another one.
But somebody's gotta
blow up the factory.Copy !req
173. I know. First day I met him, he blew
my job up. That's
how he communicates.Copy !req
174. OK, that door should hold it
for a bit. The door?
The wall didn't stop it!Copy !req
175. It's got to find us first! Come on.
Assets!Copy !req
176. Well, I've got a banana and in a
pinch you could put up some shelves.Copy !req
177. Window? Barred. Sheer drop outside,
seven storeys. And no other exits.Copy !req
178. Well, the assets conversation
went in a flash, didn't it?Copy !req
179. So where'd you pick
this one up, then? Doctor!Copy !req
180. She was hanging from a barrage
balloon, I had an invisible space
ship . . . I never stood a chance.Copy !req
181. OK! One . . .
we've gotta get out of here.Copy !req
182. Two . . . we can't get out of here.
Have I missed anything?Copy !req
183. Yeah.Copy !req
184. Jack just disappeared.Copy !req
185. Thought as much. What are all
of you doing 'ere? Different
house every night, I told ya!Copy !req
186. We thought you were dead
or you'd run off. I didn't.
I knew you'd come back for us.Copy !req
187. Found that old thing in the junk.Copy !req
188. Thinks he's can write now.
Writing a letter to me dad.Copy !req
189. You don't even know
where your dad is.Copy !req
190. And how you gonna send it?
I dunno, stick it in an envelope.Copy !req
191. You can't even read or write.
I don't need to, I've got a machine!Copy !req
192. Will you stop making that noise?Copy !req
193. I'm sorry, Jim.Copy !req
194. On you go, you write a letter
to your dad if you want to.Copy !req
195. I know we should've went somewhere
else, but we need you, see,
for the thinking.Copy !req
196. What if I wasn't 'ere?Copy !req
197. What if one night
I didn't come back for ya?Copy !req
198. There's a war on, people go out.Copy !req
199. They don't always come back.
It happens. What would you do then?Copy !req
200. They're wire cutters.Copy !req
201. I need you to think about that.
Someone's gotta look after this lot.Copy !req
202. Why?
You going somewhere? The bomb site.Copy !req
203. The one at the railway station.Copy !req
204. Why? The Child.Copy !req
205. That's where he was killed. That's
where it all started. And I'm gonna
find out how.Copy !req
206. He'll get you. And then he'll come
for us. He always comes for us! No.Copy !req
207. Ernie, he doesn't.Copy !req
208. He always comes after me.Copy !req
209. There are things I haven't told ya.Copy !req
210. Things I can't tell ya.Copy !req
211. As long as you're with me,Copy !req
212. you're in danger. Even right now,Copy !req
213. you're in danger because of me.
You're the one that keeps us safe.Copy !req
214. You think so, Ernie?Copy !req
215. Then answer this.Copy !req
216. Jim is sitting there
right next to ya . . .Copy !req
217. .so who's typing?Copy !req
218. Is he coming?
Ernie, as long as you're with me . . .Copy !req
219. he's always coming.Copy !req
220. Plenty of greens.
And chew your food!Copy !req
221. OK, so he vanished into thin air.Copy !req
222. Why is it always the great-looking
ones who do that? I'm making
an effort not to be insulted.Copy !req
223. I mean . . . men.Copy !req
224. OK, thanks, that really helped.Copy !req
225. Rose? Doctor? Can you hear me?Copy !req
226. Back on my ship . . .
used the emergency teleport.Copy !req
227. Sorry I couldn't take you,
it's security-keyed
to my molecular structure.Copy !req
228. I'm working on it.
How are you speaking to us?Copy !req
229. Om-Com - I can call anything
with a speaker grill.Copy !req
230. Now there's a coincidence! What is?
The Child can Om-Com too. It can?Copy !req
231. Anything with a speaker grill.Copy !req
232. Even the TARDIS phone. What,
you mean the Child can phone us?Copy !req
233. 'And I can hear you. Coming
to find you. Coming to find you!'Copy !req
234. Doctor, can you hear that?Copy !req
235. Loud and clear. I'll try to block
out the signal. Least I can do.Copy !req
236. 'Coming to find you, Mummy.'Copy !req
237. Remember this one, Rose?Copy !req
238. "Moonlight Serenade"
by Glenn MillerCopy !req
239. Our song.Copy !req
240. What you doing?Copy !req
241. Trying to set up a resonation
pattern in the concrete,
loosen the bars.Copy !req
242. You don't think he's coming back,
do ya? Wouldn't bet my life.Copy !req
243. Why don't you trust him? Why do you?Copy !req
244. Saved my life. Bloke-wise,
that's up there with flossing.Copy !req
245. I trust him cos he's like you.Copy !req
246. Except with dating and dancing.Copy !req
247. What?Copy !req
248. You just assume I'm . . . What?Copy !req
249. You just assume I don't . . .dance.Copy !req
250. What? Are you telling me you do . . .Copy !req
251. dance? 900 years old, me.Copy !req
252. I've been around. I think you can
assume at some point I've danced.
You? Problem?Copy !req
253. Doesn't the universe implode
or something if you dance?Copy !req
254. Well, I've got the moves
but I wouldn't wanna boast.Copy !req
255. You've got the moves?Copy !req
256. Show me your moves!Copy !req
257. Rose, I'm,
I'm trying to resonate concrete.Copy !req
258. Jack'll be back. He'll get us out.Copy !req
259. So come on. The world doesn't
end cos the Doctor dances.Copy !req
260. Barrage balloon? What?Copy !req
261. You were hanging from a
barrage balloon. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
262. About two minutes after you left me.
Thousands of feet above London.Copy !req
263. Middle of a German air raid,
Union Jack all over my chest!Copy !req
264. I've travelled with a lot of people,
but you're setting new records for
jeopardy friendly.Copy !req
265. Is this you dancing?
Cos I've got notes.Copy !req
266. Hanging from a rope.
Thousands of feet above London.
Not a cut, not a bruise.Copy !req
267. Yeah, I know.
Captain Jack fixed me up.Copy !req
268. We're calling him Captain Jack now?Copy !req
269. Well, his name's Jack,
and he's a captain.Copy !req
270. He's not really a captain, Rose!
You know what I think?Copy !req
271. I think you're
experiencing captain envy.Copy !req
272. You will find your feet at
the end of your legs.Copy !req
273. You may care to move 'em. If ever he
was a captain he's been defrocked.Copy !req
274. Yeah? Shame I missed that.Copy !req
275. Actually I quit.Copy !req
276. Nobody takes my frock.Copy !req
277. Most people notice when
they've been teleported.Copy !req
278. You guys are so sweet.
Sorry about the delay.Copy !req
279. Had to take the nav-com off-line to
override the teleport security.Copy !req
280. You can spend ten minutes overriding
your own protocols? Maybe you
should remember whose ship it is!Copy !req
281. Oh, I do. She was gorgeous.Copy !req
282. Like I told her . . .Copy !req
283. be back in five minutes.Copy !req
284. This is a Chula ship. Yeah,
just like that medical transporter.Copy !req
285. Only this one IS dangerous.Copy !req
286. They're what fixed up my hands up.Copy !req
287. Jack called them, um . . . Nanobots?Copy !req
288. Nanogenes? Nanogenes, yeah.
Subatomic robots. There's millions
of them in here.Copy !req
289. See? Burned my hand on the console
when we landed.Copy !req
290. All better now. They activate when
the bulkhead's sealed,Copy !req
291. check you out for damage,
fix any physical flaws.Copy !req
292. Take us to the crash site.Copy !req
293. I need to see your space junk.Copy !req
294. Soon as I get the
nav-com back on line.Copy !req
295. Make yourselves comfortable.Copy !req
296. Carry on with whatever it was
you were . . . doing.Copy !req
297. We were talking about dancing.
It didn't look like talking.Copy !req
298. Didn't feel like dancing.Copy !req
299. Halt! Don't move!Copy !req
300. So you used to be a Time Agent,
and now you're trying to con 'em?Copy !req
301. If it makes me sound any better,
it's not for the money. For what?Copy !req
302. Woke up one morning
when I was still working for them,Copy !req
303. found they'd stolen two years of
my memories. I'd like them back.Copy !req
304. They stole your memories?Copy !req
305. Two years of my life.Copy !req
306. No idea what I did.Copy !req
307. Your friend over there doesn't
trust me and for all I know,
he's right not to.Copy !req
308. OK! We're good to go!Copy !req
309. The crash site?Copy !req
310. As you were. You feeling any better?
Just a touch, sir.Copy !req
311. Chain her up where Jenkins
can keep an eye on her.Copy !req
312. No! Not in here! Not with him.Copy !req
313. You shouldn't have broken in here
if you didn't want to stay.Copy !req
314. You don't understand! Not with him!Copy !req
315. This is a restricted area, Miss.Copy !req
316. You can sit here for a bit,
we're going to have
to ask you a few questions.Copy !req
317. Found these, sir.Copy !req
318. Very professional.
A little bit too professional.Copy !req
319. Didn't just drop in by accident,
then. My little brother died here.Copy !req
320. I wanted to find out
what killed him.Copy !req
321. Take the men, check the
fence for any other breaches.Copy !req
322. And search the area,
she may not have come here alone.Copy !req
323. Yes, sir! Please.
Listen, you can't leave me here.Copy !req
324. Watch her, Jenkins! Yes, Mummy.Copy !req
325. Jenkins? Sorry.Copy !req
326. Sir, I don't know what's
the matter with me.Copy !req
327. Look, lock me up, fine, but not
here. Please, anywhere but here!Copy !req
328. You'll be all right, Miss,Copy !req
329. I'm just a little . . .
just a little . . . just a little . . .Copy !req
330. What's the matter with you?
Please. Let me go.Copy !req
331. Why would I do that? Cos you've
got a scar on the back of your hand.
Oh, yes,Copy !req
332. but what's that got to do with
anything?Copy !req
333. And you feel like you're gonna
be sick. Like something's
forcing its way up your throat.Copy !req
334. I know because I've seen it before.Copy !req
335. What's happening to me? In a
minute you won't be you any more.Copy !req
336. You won't even remember you.Copy !req
337. And unless you let me go, it's
going to happen to me too. Please!Copy !req
338. What are you talking about? What's
your mother's name? Matilda.Copy !req
339. You got a wife? Yes. Wife's name?Copy !req
340. You got kids?Copy !req
341. What's your name?Copy !req
342. Please.Copy !req
343. Let me go. It's too late for you.Copy !req
344. I'm sorry. But please let me go.Copy !req
345. What do you m . . . ?Copy !req
346. M-m-m-mumm-y.Copy !req
347. Mumme-e-e-e!Copy !req
348. Well, there it is!Copy !req
349. Hey, they've got Algy on duty.
Must be important.Copy !req
350. We've gotta get past.Copy !req
351. Are the words "distract the guard"
heading in my general direction?Copy !req
352. I don't think that'd
be such a good idea.Copy !req
353. Don't worry, I can handle it.Copy !req
354. I've got to know Algy quite well,
since I've been in town. Trust me,Copy !req
355. you're not his type.
I'll distract him.Copy !req
356. Don't wait up!Copy !req
357. Relax! He's a 51st-century guy.Copy !req
358. He's just a bit more flexible
when it comes to dancing.Copy !req
359. How flexible?Copy !req
360. By his time, you lot are
spread out across half the galaxy.Copy !req
361. Meaning?
So many species, so little time.Copy !req
362. That's what we do when we get out
there? That's our mission?Copy !req
363. We seek new life and . . . and . . .Copy !req
364. Dance!Copy !req
365. Hey, tiger. How's it hanging?Copy !req
366. Mummy?
Algy, old sport, it's me.Copy !req
367. Mummy?Copy !req
368. It's me, Jack!Copy !req
369. Jack?Copy !req
370. Are you my . . . mummy?Copy !req
371. Stay back! You men, stay away!Copy !req
372. The effect's becoming airborne,
accelerating.Copy !req
373. What's keeping us safe? Nothing.Copy !req
374. Ah, here they come again.
All we need!Copy !req
375. Didn't you say a bomb
was gonna land here?Copy !req
376. Never mind about that.
If the contaminant's airborne now,
there's hours left. Till what?Copy !req
377. Till nothing! Forever!
For the entire human race.
And can anyone else hear singing?Copy !req
378. You see? Just an ambulance!Copy !req
379. That's an ambulance?Copy !req
380. It's hard to explain, it's . . .Copy !req
381. it's from another world.
They've been trying to get in.Copy !req
382. Of course they have. They think
they've got their hands on Hitler's
secret weapon.Copy !req
383. What are you doing? When you see
this thing is empty you'll know
I had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
384. Oh!Copy !req
385. Didn't happen last time.
It hadn't crashed last time.
There'll be emergency protocols.Copy !req
386. Doctor, what is that?Copy !req
387. Mummy.Copy !req
388. Doctor!Copy !req
389. Captain, secure those gates. Why?
Just do it!Copy !req
390. Nancy, how did you get in here?
Cut the wire.Copy !req
391. Show Rose. Setting 2428-D.Copy !req
392. What? Re-attaches barbed wire. Go!Copy !req
393. Who are you? Who are any of you?Copy !req
394. Never believe me if I told ya.Copy !req
395. You just told me that was an
ambulance from another world.Copy !req
396. People are running round with gas
mask heads calling for their
mummies, the sky's full of bombs.Copy !req
397. Tell me, do you think there's
anything left I couldn't believe?Copy !req
398. We're time travellers
from the future. Mad, you are!Copy !req
399. We have a time travel machine.
Seriously. It's not that.Copy !req
400. All right, you got a time
travel machine, I'll believe ya.Copy !req
401. Believe anything, me.
. But what future?Copy !req
402. Nancy, this isn't the end.Copy !req
403. I know how it looks, it's not the
end of the world or anything.
How can you say that?Copy !req
404. Look at it. Listen to me.Copy !req
405. I was born in this city. I'm from
here. In like 50 years time.Copy !req
406. >From here? I'm a Londoner.Copy !req
407. >From your future.Copy !req
408. But . . . but you're not . . . What?Copy !req
409. . German.Copy !req
410. Nancy, the Germans don't come here.
They don't win.Copy !req
411. Don't tell anyone I told you so.Copy !req
412. But you know what? You win.Copy !req
413. We win?Copy !req
414. Come on!Copy !req
415. It's empty. Look at it.Copy !req
416. What do you expect
in a Chula Medical Transporter?
Bandages? Cough drops?Copy !req
417. Rose? I dunno.Copy !req
418. Yes, you do.Copy !req
419. Nanogenes! It wasn't empty, Captain.Copy !req
420. There was enough nanogenes
in there to rebuild a species.Copy !req
421. Oh, God. Getting it now, are we?Copy !req
422. When the ship crashes,
the nanogenes escape.Copy !req
423. Billions upon billions of them.Copy !req
424. Ready to fix all the cuts and
bruises in the whole world.Copy !req
425. But what they find
first is a dead child.Copy !req
426. Probably killed earlier that night.Copy !req
427. And wearing a gas mask.Copy !req
428. And they brought him back to life?
They can do that? What's life?Copy !req
429. Life's easy. A quirk of matter.Copy !req
430. Nature's way of keeping meat fresh.Copy !req
431. Nothing to a nanogene.
One problem though.Copy !req
432. These nanogenes, they're not like
the ones on your ship. This lot have
never seen a human being before.Copy !req
433. Don't know what a human
being's supposed to look like.Copy !req
434. All they've got to go on
is one little body,Copy !req
435. and there's not a lot left.Copy !req
436. But they carry right on,
they do what they're programmed
to do - they patch it up.Copy !req
437. Can't tell what's gas mask and
what's skull but they do their best.Copy !req
438. Then off they fly, off they go,
work to be done!Copy !req
439. Cos you see, now they think they
know what people should look like.Copy !req
440. And it's time to fix all the rest.
And they won't ever stop.Copy !req
441. They won't ever, ever stop.Copy !req
442. The entire human race is gonna be
torn down and rebuilt in the form
of one terrified child,Copy !req
443. looking for its mother.Copy !req
444. And nothing in the world
can stop it! I didn't know.Copy !req
445. Mummy, Mummy, Mummy, Mummy.Copy !req
446. Rose!Copy !req
447. It's bringing the gas-mask people
here.Copy !req
448. The ship thinks it's under attack.
It's calling the troops.Copy !req
449. Standard protocol. But the gas-mask
people aren't troops!Copy !req
450. They are now.
This is a battlefield ambulance.Copy !req
451. The nanogenes don't just fix you up,
they get you ready for the front
line. Equip you, programme you . . .Copy !req
452. That's why the Child's so strong?
Why it could do that phoning thing?Copy !req
453. It's a fully-equipped
Chula Warrior, yes.Copy !req
454. All that weapons tech in the hands
of an hysterical four-year-old,
looking for his MummyCopy !req
455. and now there's an army of them.Copy !req
456. Mummy!Copy !req
457. Why don't they attack?
Good little soldiers.
Waiting for their commander.Copy !req
458. The Child!Copy !req
459. Jamie. What?Copy !req
460. Not the Child, Jamie.Copy !req
461. So how long until the bomb falls?Copy !req
462. Any second.
What's the matter, Captain?Copy !req
463. Bit close to the volcano for you?Copy !req
464. He's just a little boy. I know.Copy !req
465. He's just a little boy who
wants his Mummy. I know.Copy !req
466. There isn't a little boy born
who wouldn't tear the world apart
to save his Mummy.Copy !req
467. And this little boy can.
So what are we gonna do?Copy !req
468. I don't know.Copy !req
469. It's my fault.Copy !req
470. No. It is. It's all my fault.Copy !req
471. How can it be your . . . ? Mummy!Copy !req
472. Nancy, what age are you?Copy !req
473. 20, 21? Older than you look, yes?Copy !req
474. Doctor, that bomb . . .
we've got seconds!Copy !req
475. You can teleport us out.Copy !req
476. Not you guys. The nav-com's back
on line, gonna take too long
to override the protocols.Copy !req
477. So it's Volcano Day.Copy !req
478. Do what you've got to do! Jack?Copy !req
479. How old were you five years ago,
15? 16?Copy !req
480. Old enough to give birth anyway.Copy !req
481. He's not your brother, is he?Copy !req
482. Teenage single mother in 1941.Copy !req
483. So you hid. You lied.Copy !req
484. You even lied to him.Copy !req
485. Are you my mummy?Copy !req
486. He's gonna keep asking, Nancy.
He's never gonna stop. Tell him.Copy !req
487. Nancy, the future of the
human race is in your hands.Copy !req
488. Trust me and tell him.Copy !req
489. Are you my mummy?Copy !req
490. Are you my mummy?Copy !req
491. Are you my mummy?Copy !req
492. Yes. Yes, I am your mummy.Copy !req
493. Mummy? I'm here!Copy !req
494. Are you my mummy?Copy !req
495. I'm here. Are you my mummy? Yes.Copy !req
496. Are you my mummy?Copy !req
497. He doesn't understand,
there's not enough of him left.Copy !req
498. I am your mummy.Copy !req
499. I will always be your mummy.Copy !req
500. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
501. I am so, so sorry.Copy !req
502. What's happening?Copy !req
503. Doctor, it's changing her, we've . . .
Ssh!Copy !req
504. Come on, please!Copy !req
505. Come on, you clever little
nanogenes. Figure it out!Copy !req
506. The mother, she's the mother.Copy !req
507. It's gotta be enough information.
Figure it out! What's happening?Copy !req
508. See?Copy !req
509. Recognising the same DNA!Copy !req
510. Oh, come on!Copy !req
511. Gimme a day like this!Copy !req
512. Gimme this one!Copy !req
513. Ha-ha, ha-ha!Copy !req
514. Welcome back! 20 years to
pop music, you're gonna love it.Copy !req
515. What happened?Copy !req
516. The nanogenes recognised
the superior information.Copy !req
517. The parent DNA. They didn't change
you, because you changed them.
Ha-ha!Copy !req
518. Mother knows best. Jamie . . .Copy !req
519. Doctor, that bomb . . .Copy !req
520. Taken care of it. How? Psychology.Copy !req
521. Doctor! Good lad. The
bomb's already commenced detonation.Copy !req
522. I've put it in stasis,
but it won't last long!Copy !req
523. Change of plan! Don't need the bomb.
Can you get rid of it,
safely as you can?Copy !req
524. Rose? Yeah? Goodbye!Copy !req
525. By the way . . . loved the t-shirt!Copy !req
526. What are you doing? Software patch.Copy !req
527. Gonna email the upgrade.Copy !req
528. You want moves, Rose.
I'll give you moves!Copy !req
529. Everybody lives, Rose.Copy !req
530. Just this once!Copy !req
531. Everybody lives!Copy !req
532. Dr Constantine,
who never left his patients.
Back on your feet, constant doctor.Copy !req
533. World doesn't want to get
by without you just yetCopy !req
534. and I don't blame it one bit.Copy !req
535. These are your patients.
All better now.Copy !req
536. Yes. Yes, so it seems.Copy !req
537. They also seem to be standing around
in a disused railway station.Copy !req
538. Is there any particular reason for
that? Yeah, well, cutbacks.Copy !req
539. Whatever was wrong with
them in the past you're probably
gonna find that they're cured.Copy !req
540. Just tell 'em what a
great doctor you are,
don't make a big thing of it. OK?Copy !req
541. Dr Constantine.Copy !req
542. Mrs Harcourt,
how much better you're looking!Copy !req
543. My leg's grown back!Copy !req
544. When I come to the hospital,
I had one leg!Copy !req
545. Well, there is a war on,
is it possible you miscounted?Copy !req
546. Right, you lot, lots to do.Copy !req
547. Beat the Germans, save the world,
don't forget the welfare state!Copy !req
548. Setting this to self destruct
soon as everybody's clear.Copy !req
549. History says there
was an explosion here.Copy !req
550. Who am I to argue with history?
Usually the first in line.Copy !req
551. The nanogenes will clean up their
mess and switch themselves offCopy !req
552. cos I just told them to.
Nancy and Jamie will go to
Dr Constantine for help . . . ditto.Copy !req
553. All in all, all things considered,
fantastic!Copy !req
554. Look at you, beaming like you're
Father Christmas! Who says I'm not?Copy !req
555. Red bicycle when you were 12. What?Copy !req
556. Ands everybody lives, Rose.
Everybody lives.
I need more days like this!Copy !req
557. Doctor . . .
Go on, ask me anything. I'm on fire.Copy !req
558. What about Jack?
. Why did he say goodbye?Copy !req
559. OK, computer . . .Copy !req
560. how long can we keep
the bomb in stasis?Copy !req
561. Stasis decaying at
90% cycle.Copy !req
562. 'Detonation in three minutes.'Copy !req
563. Can we jettison it?Copy !req
564. 'Any attempt to jettison the
device will precipitate detonation.Copy !req
565. '100% probability.'Copy !req
566. We could stick it in an escape pod?Copy !req
567. 'There is no escape pod on board.'Copy !req
568. OK, see the flaw in that.
I'll get in the escape pod.Copy !req
569. 'There is no escape pod on board.'
Did you check everywhere?Copy !req
570. 'Affirmative.'
UNDER THE SINK? 'Affirmative.'Copy !req
571. OK.Copy !req
572. Out of 100, exactly how dead am I?Copy !req
573. 'Termination of Captain Jack
Harkness in under two minutes,
100% probability.'Copy !req
574. Lovely, thanks.Copy !req
575. Good to know the numbers.
'You're welcome.' OK, then!Copy !req
576. Think we'd better initiate
emergency protocol 417.
'Affirmative.'Copy !req
577. Ooh, a little too much vermouth.Copy !req
578. See if I come here again.Copy !req
579. Funny thing . . .Copy !req
580. Last time I was sentenced to death,
I ordered four hyper-vodkas
for my breakfast.Copy !req
581. All a bit of a blur after that.Copy !req
582. Woke up in bed with
both my executioners.Copy !req
583. Mmm, lovely couple.Copy !req
584. They stayed in touch.Copy !req
585. Can't say that about
most executioners.Copy !req
586. Anyway . . .Copy !req
587. Thanks for everything, computer . . .Copy !req
588. it's been great.Copy !req
589. Well, hurry up, then!Copy !req
590. OK . . . And turn.Copy !req
591. OK, try and spin me again. But this
time don't get my arm up my back!Copy !req
592. No extra points for a half-nelson.Copy !req
593. I'm sure I used to know this stuff.
Close the door, will you?Copy !req
594. Your ship's about to blow up,
there's gonna be a draft.Copy !req
595. Welcome to the TARDIS.Copy !req
596. Much bigger on the inside.
You'd better be.Copy !req
597. I think what the Doctor is
trying to say is . . .you may cut in.Copy !req
598. Rose!Copy !req
599. I've just remembered!Copy !req
600. What?Copy !req
601. I can dance! I can dance!Copy !req
602. Actually, Doctor, I thought
Jack might like this dance.Copy !req
603. I'm sure he would, Rose, I'm
absolutely certain . . . but who with?Copy !req
604. Whoo! Ooh!Copy !req
605. And I was having such a nice day.Copy !req
606. According to intelligence,Copy !req
607. the target is the last surviving
member of the Slitheen family,Copy !req
608. a criminal sect from the planet
Rexicoricophalvitorius,Copy !req
609. masquerading as a human being
zipped inside a skin-suit.Copy !req
610. This nuclear power station right
in the heart of Cardiff city
will bring jobs for all.Copy !req
611. This nuclear power station right
in the heart of Cardiff city
will bring jobs for all.Copy !req
612. And it just so happens to
be right on top of the rift.Copy !req
613. If this power station went into
melt-down the entire planet would go
schloop.Copy !req
614. Ah, Go on, then, run!Copy !req
615. It's the rift, the rift's opening.Copy !req
616. The whole city's gonna disappear!Copy !req
617. Time and space are ripping apart.
It's gonna rip open the planet!Copy !req