1. The Fourth Great
and Bountiful Human Empire.
Every fact beams out from here.Copy !req
2. That's what I call power. 600
channels coming out of Satellite
Five, broadcasting everywhere.Copy !req
3. This technology's wrong.Copy !req
4. Trouble? Oh, yeah.Copy !req
5. This is not the Fourth Great
and Bountiful Human Empire.Copy !req
6. Humans are allowed to live here
by kind permission of my client.Copy !req
7. Who controls Satellite Five?Copy !req
8. The Mighty Jagrafess of the
Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe.Copy !req
9. You mean that thing's in
charge of Satellite Five?Copy !req
10. Once you go to Floor
500, you never come back.Copy !req
11. You'll have to stay and explain
it, no-one's gonna believe me.Copy !req
12. Oh, they might start
believing a lot of things now.Copy !req
13. The human race should accelerate.
All back to normal.Copy !req
14. What is it? What's happening?Copy !req
15. Oh, my God!Copy !req
16. I don't believe it, why
did they put you in there?Copy !req
17. They never said you were coming!Copy !req
18. What happened? I was . . .Copy !req
19. Careful now, oh . . .Copy !req
20. Oh, mind yourself!Copy !req
21. Oh, that's the transmat,
it scrambles your head.
I was sick for days.Copy !req
22. You all right?Copy !req
23. So . . . what's your name,
then, sweetheart?Copy !req
24. The Doctor, I think, I was . . .Copy !req
25. I don't know what happened!Copy !req
26. You got chosen.Copy !req
27. Chosen for what?Copy !req
28. You're a housemate! You're in
the house! Isn't that brilliant?Copy !req
29. That's not fair, we've got
eviction in five minutes!Copy !req
30. I've been here for all nine weeks,
I've followed the rules,Copy !req
31. I haven't had a single warning,
and he comes swanning in!Copy !req
32. If they keep changing the rules,
I'm gonna protest, I am.Copy !req
33. I'm gonna paint the walls.Copy !req
34. 'Would the Doctor please
come to the Diary Room?'Copy !req
35. You are live on Channel 44, 000.Copy !req
36. Please do not swear.
You have GOT to be kidding.Copy !req
37. Oh . . .Copy !req
38. Ah . . .Copy !req
39. What happened? It's all right.Copy !req
40. It's the transmat.Copy !req
41. It does your head in,
you get a bit of amnesia.Copy !req
42. What's your name?Copy !req
43. Rose. But . . . where's the Doctor?Copy !req
44. Just remember,
do what the android says.Copy !req
45. Don't provoke it.Copy !req
46. The android's word is law.Copy !req
47. What do you mean, android?
Like a robot?Copy !req
48. Positions, everyone, thank you!Copy !req
49. Come on, hurry up!
The contestants are in place,Copy !req
50. the cameras . . . Oh, steady!Copy !req
51. I was travelling,Copy !req
52. with the Doctor and a
man called Captain Jack?Copy !req
53. The Doctor wouldn't just leave me.Copy !req
54. That's enough chat!Copy !req
55. Positions! Final call. Good luck.Copy !req
56. But I'm not supposed to be here.
It says Rose on the podium.Copy !req
57. Come on.Copy !req
58. Hold on . . .Copy !req
59. I must be going mad.Copy !req
60. It can't be, this looks like . . .
Android activated!Copy !req
61. Oh, my God, the android . . .Copy !req
62. The An . . . droid.Copy !req
63. Welcome . . .to the Weakest Link!Copy !req
64. WEAKEST LINKJINGLECopy !req
65. Here we go again.
We've got our work cut out for us.Copy !req
66. I don't know, he's sort of
handsome. Good lantern jaw.Copy !req
67. Lantern jaws are so last year.Copy !req
68. Sorry . . . Nice to meet you,
ladies, but where exactly am I?Copy !req
69. We're giving you
a brand new image.Copy !req
70. Hold on, I was with the Doctor . . .Copy !req
71. Why, is there something
wrong with what I'm wearing?Copy !req
72. It's all very 20th century,
where did you get that denim?Copy !req
73. A little place in Cardiff,
it was called . . . the Top Shop.Copy !req
74. Ah, design classic!Copy !req
75. We're gonna have to
find you some new colours,Copy !req
76. maybe get rid of that Oklahoma
farm boy thing you've got going.Copy !req
77. Just stand still and let the
defabricator work its magic.Copy !req
78. What's a defabricator?Copy !req
79. OK, defabricator. Does
exactly what it says on the tin.Copy !req
80. Am I naked in front of
millions of viewers?Copy !req
81. Absolutely!Copy !req
82. Ladies . . . your viewing
figures just went up.Copy !req
83. I can't open it. It's got a deadlock
seal, ever since Big Brother
504 when they all walked out.Copy !req
84. You must remember that.
What about this?Copy !req
85. Oh, that's exoglass, you'd need a
nuclear bomb to get through.
Don't tempt me.Copy !req
86. I know you're not supposed to
talk about the outside world,
but you must've been watching.Copy !req
87. Do people like me? Lynda, Lynda
with a Y, not Linda with an I,Copy !req
88. she got forcibly evicted cos she
damaged a camera. Am I popular?Copy !req
89. I don't remember.
Oh, but does that mean I'm nothing?Copy !req
90. Some people get this far
just cos they're insignificant.
Doesn't anybody notice me?Copy !req
91. No, you're nice, you're . . . sweet.Copy !req
92. Everybody thinks you're sweet. Oh,
is that right? Is that what I am?Copy !req
93. No-one's ever told me that before.Copy !req
94. Am I sweet? Really?Copy !req
95. Yeah, dead sweet.Copy !req
96. Thank you.Copy !req
97. It's a wall. Isn't there
supposed to be a garden out there?Copy !req
98. Don't be daft, no-one's got a
garden any more! Who's got a garden?Copy !req
99. Don't tell me you've got a garden!Copy !req
100. No, I've just got the Tardis.Copy !req
101. I remember.
That's the amnesia! So what
happened, where did they get you?Copy !req
102. We'd just left
Raxacoricofallapatorius and then we
went to Kyoto, that's right,Copy !req
103. Japan in 1336, and we only
just escaped. We were together
and we were laughing and then . . .Copy !req
104. there was this light,Copy !req
105. this white light
coming through the walls, and then . . .Copy !req
106. I woke up here.Copy !req
107. Yeah, that's the transmat beam,
that's how they pick the housemates.Copy !req
108. Oh, Lynda with a Y . . .Copy !req
109. Sweet little Lynda.Copy !req
110. It's worse than that.Copy !req
111. I'm not just some passing traveller.Copy !req
112. No stupid little transmat
gets inside my ship.Copy !req
113. That beam was 15 million
times more powerful, which
means . . . this isn't just a game.Copy !req
114. There's something else going on.Copy !req
115. Well, here's the latest update
from the Big Brother house.Copy !req
116. I'm getting out,Copy !req
117. I'm gonna find my friends . . .Copy !req
118. and then I'm gonna find you.Copy !req
119. Need a word. Hold on.Copy !req
120. Let me finish this. 19, 18 . . .Copy !req
121. 17, 16, 15 . . .Copy !req
122. Thank you, people, transmitting in . . .Copy !req
123. 12, 11, 10 . . .Copy !req
124. But I need to find the Doctor.
Just shut up and play the game!Copy !req
125. All right, then . . . what the hell?Copy !req
126. I'm gonna play to win!Copy !req
127. And . . . cue.Copy !req
128. Let's play the Weakest Link!Copy !req
129. Start the clock. Agorax,
the name of which basic foodstuff
is an anagram of the word "beard"?Copy !req
130. Bread. Correct.Copy !req
131. Fitch, in the Pantraffic Calendar,
which month comes after Hoob?Copy !req
132. Is it . . . Clavadoe?Copy !req
133. No, Pandoff. Rose, in maths,
what is 258 minus 158? 100.Copy !req
134. Correct. Rodrick. Bank!Copy !req
135. Which letter of the alphabet
appears in the word "dangle"Copy !req
136. but not in the word "gland"?Copy !req
137. E. Correct.Copy !req
138. Colleen, in social security, whatCopy !req
139. Correct. Broff, the Great Cobalt
Pyramid is built on the remains of
which famous old Earth institute?Copy !req
140. Touchdown. No, Torchwood.Copy !req
141. Agorax, in language, all five
examples of which type of letterCopy !req
142. appear in the word facetious?
Vowels.Copy !req
143. Correct.
Fitch, in biology, which blood
cells contain iron - red or white?Copy !req
144. Erm . . .Copy !req
145. White. No, red.Copy !req
146. Rose, in the holovid
series Jupiter Rising,
the Grexnik is married to whom?Copy !req
147. How should I know?Copy !req
148. Why is she laughing?Copy !req
149. Rodrick, in maths . . .Copy !req
150. Oh, my God, I think she knows.Copy !req
151. And I've got a housemate
who appeared out of nowhere.Copy !req
152. I told you.
It's like the game's running itself.Copy !req
153. It's the buccaneer look - a
little a dash of pirate and just a
tweak of President Schwarzenegger.Copy !req
154. I'm not sure about the vest, what
about a bit of colour to lift it?Copy !req
155. Absolutely not,
never wear black with colour.Copy !req
156. Now, let's talk jackets.Copy !req
157. I kinda like the first one.Copy !req
158. No, that's a bit too
much Hell's Angel,
I think I like the shorter one.Copy !req
159. Look, waist-length, nice
and slimming, shows off the bum.Copy !req
160. Works for me. Once we've got an
outfit, we can look at the face.Copy !req
161. Ever thought about cosmetic
surgery?Copy !req
162. I've considered it. A little
lift around the eyes, tighten up
the jaw line. What do you think?Copy !req
163. Oh, let's have
a bit more ambition!Copy !req
164. Let's do something . . . cutting edge.Copy !req
165. So, Rose, what do you actually do?Copy !req
166. I just travel about a bit,
a bit of a . . . tourist, I suppose.Copy !req
167. Another way of saying unemployed?
No.Copy !req
168. Have you got a job?
Well, not really, no, but . . .Copy !req
169. Then you ARE unemployed, and yet
you've still got enough money
to buy peroxide. Why Fitch?Copy !req
170. I think she got a few of
the questions wrong, that's all.
And you'd know all about that.Copy !req
171. Well, yeah, but I can't vote for
myself, so it had to be Fitch.Copy !req
172. I'm sorry, that's the game,
that's how it works.Copy !req
173. I had to vote for someone.Copy !req
174. Let me try again, it was the lights
and everything, I couldn't think.Copy !req
175. In fact, with three answers wrong,
Broff was the weakest link in that
round, but it's votes that count.Copy !req
176. I'm sorry, please . . .Copy !req
177. Oh, God, help me!Copy !req
178. Fitch, you are the weakest link.
Goodbye.Copy !req
179. And we've gone to the adverts,
back in three minutes!Copy !req
180. What was that? What just happened?Copy !req
181. She was the weakest link,
she gets disintegrated.Copy !req
182. Blasted into atoms.Copy !req
183. But I voted for her!Copy !req
184. Oh, my God, this is sick!Copy !req
185. All of you, you're just sick!
I'm not playing this!
I'm not playing!Copy !req
186. I . . .I can't do it!Copy !req
187. Oh, please, somebody let me out!Copy !req
188. You are the weakest link.Copy !req
189. Goodbye.Copy !req
190. Don't try to escape.Copy !req
191. It's play . . . or die.Copy !req
192. Doctor,
they said all housemates must gather
on the sofa, you've got to.Copy !req
193. I'm busy getting out, thanks.Copy !req
194. But if you don't obey, then
all the housemates get punished.Copy !req
195. Well, maybe I'll be voted out, then.Copy !req
196. How stupid are you? You've only
just joined, you're not eligible.Copy !req
197. Don't try anything clever
or we all get it in the neck.Copy !req
198. Big Brother house,
this is Davina-droid.Copy !req
199. Crosbie, Lynda and Strood,
you have all been nominated
for eviction.Copy !req
200. And the eighth person to be
evicted from the Big Brother house
is . . .Copy !req
201. Crosbie!
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!Copy !req
202. It should've been me,
that's not fair. Oh, Crosbie . . .Copy !req
203. Crosbie, you have ten
seconds to make your farewells
and then we're gonna get you.Copy !req
204. I won't forget you!
I'm sorry I stole your soap.Copy !req
205. I don't mind, honestly!Copy !req
206. Thanks for the food, you were
a smashing cook, bless you.Copy !req
207. Crosbie, please leave
the Big Brother house.Copy !req
208. Bye, then. Bye, Lynda.Copy !req
209. Bye . . .Copy !req
210. I don't believe it, poor Crosbie.Copy !req
211. It's only a game show!
She'll make a fortune on the outside.Copy !req
212. Sell her story,
release a record, fitness video,
all of that, she'll be laughing.Copy !req
213. What do you mean, on the outside?
Here we go.Copy !req
214. Well, what are they waiting for?
Why don't they just let her go?
Stop it, it's not funny!Copy !req
215. Eviction in five, four,
three, two, one!Copy !req
216. What was that?Copy !req
217. Disintegrator beam.Copy !req
218. She's been evicted.Copy !req
219. >From life.Copy !req
220. No-one programmed the transmat,
no-one selected the new contestants.Copy !req
221. It is exactly like those stories.
Oh, don't start that again.Copy !req
222. I think you need to
take a session off.Copy !req
223. I would, if you'd take it with me.
And don't start that again either.Copy !req
224. Though the rumours go back decades,
saying that something's been
hidden up hereCopy !req
225. underneath the transmissions.Copy !req
226. But the controller would know.Copy !req
227. She watches everything.Copy !req
228. Maybe she just can't see it.Copy !req
229. You've got to allow for human error.
Well, that's your problem, then.Copy !req
230. I don't think she's been human
for years.Copy !req
231. 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, transmit.Copy !req
232. Are you insane?Copy !req
233. You just step right into the
disintegrator? Is it that important,
getting your face on the telly?Copy !req
234. Is it worth dying for?
We haven't got a choice!Copy !req
235. But I thought you had to apply.
Don't be so stupid, that's how
they played it centuries back.Copy !req
236. You get chosen whether
you like it or not.Copy !req
237. Everyone on Earth is a potential
contestant, the transmat beam
picks you out at random.Copy !req
238. It's non-stop, there are 60
Big Brother Houses running at once.Copy !req
239. How many, 60? They've had to
cut back, it's not what it was.Copy !req
240. It's a charnel house!Copy !req
241. What about the winners, what do they
get? They get to live. Is that it?
Well, isn't that enough?Copy !req
242. Rose is out there. She got caught
in the transmat, she's a contestant.Copy !req
243. Time I got out.Copy !req
244. That other contestant, Linda with an
I, she was forcibly evicted for what?Copy !req
245. Damage to property. What, like this?Copy !req
246. No, I'm just not getting this,
it's just too . . .safe, too decent.
And you'd never keep it clean.Copy !req
247. Stage two ready and waiting.Copy !req
248. Bring it on, girls.Copy !req
249. Now it's time for the face-off!Copy !req
250. Does that mean I get
to compete with someone else?Copy !req
251. No, like I said, face . . . off.Copy !req
252. I think you'd look good
with a dog's head.Copy !req
253. Or maybe no head at all,
that would be so outrageous.Copy !req
254. And we could stitch your legs
to the middle of your chest.Copy !req
255. Nothing is too extreme,
it's to die for!Copy !req
256. Now hold on, ladies, I don't want
to have to shoot either one of you.Copy !req
257. But you're unarmed.
You're naked!Copy !req
258. But that's a Compact Laser Deluxe!Copy !req
259. Where were you hiding that?Copy !req
260. You really don't want to know.
Give me that accessory!Copy !req
261. You are the weakest link, goodbye!Copy !req
262. Going to the break,
two minutes on the clock.Copy !req
263. Just a reminder, we've got solar
flare activity coming up in ten.Copy !req
264. Colleen was clever, she banked all
the money, why'd you you vote
for her?Copy !req
265. Cos I want to keep you in!Copy !req
266. You're stupid, you don't even know
the Princess Vossaheen's surname.Copy !req
267. When it comes to the final,
I want to be up against you.Copy !req
268. So that you get disintegrated and I
get a load of credits, courtesy of
the Bad Wolf Corporation.Copy !req
269. What do you mean? Who's Bad Wolf?Copy !req
270. They're in charge.
They run the Game Station.Copy !req
271. Why are they called Bad Wolf?Copy !req
272. I dunno, it's just a name.Copy !req
273. It's like an old Earth
nursery rhyme, what does it matter?Copy !req
274. I keep hearing those words
everywhere we go, Bad Wolf . . .Copy !req
275. The things you've seen . . .
The darkness!Copy !req
276. The big bad wolf.Copy !req
277. Attention, all personnel, Bad Wolf
One descending. Blaidd Drwg . . .Copy !req
278. What does it mean? Bad Wolf.Copy !req
279. Different times, different places,
like it's written all over the
universe. What are you on about?Copy !req
280. If the Bad Wolf are in charge
of the quiz, then . . .
maybe I'm not here by mistake.Copy !req
281. Someone's been planning this.Copy !req
282. The Doctor, you've broken the
house rules, Big Brother has
no choice but to evict you.Copy !req
283. You have ten seconds
to make your farewells,
and then we're gonna get you.Copy !req
284. Come on, then, open up! You're mad,
it's like you want to die!Copy !req
285. I reckon he's a plant, he was
only brought in to stir things up.Copy !req
286. The Doctor, please
leave the Big Brother house.Copy !req
287. Come on, then! Disintegrate me!Copy !req
288. Come on, what are you waiting for?
He's mad, he's bonkers.Copy !req
289. I told you to keep an eye on him,
not kill him.Copy !req
290. He damaged the property,
it's an automatic process.Copy !req
291. Eviction in five, four . . .Copy !req
292. three, two . . .Copy !req
293. one!Copy !req
294. Ha-ha, I knew it! Do you see?
Someone brought me into this game.Copy !req
295. If they wanted me dead, they could've
transmatted me into a volcano.
What did you do? Nothing,Copy !req
296. it's like . . . some sort of override.Copy !req
297. Maybe the security
isn't as tight this end.Copy !req
298. Are you following this?
I'm getting out!Copy !req
299. Come with me.Copy !req
300. We're not allowed!
Stay in there, you've got a 50/50
chance of disintegration.Copy !req
301. Stay with me, I promise
I'll get you out alive, come on!Copy !req
302. No, I can't . . .I can't.
Lynda, you're sweet.Copy !req
303. >From what I've seen of your world,
do you think anybody votes for sweet?Copy !req
304. Hold on . . .I've been here before.Copy !req
305. This is Satellite Five.Copy !req
306. No guards. That makes a change.Copy !req
307. You'd think a big business like
Satellite Five
would be armed to the teeth.Copy !req
308. No-one's called it Satellite Five in
ages. It's the Game Station now.Copy !req
309. It hasn't been Satellite Five
in about 100 years.Copy !req
310. 100 years exactly.
It's the year 200100.Copy !req
311. I was here before, Floor 139.Copy !req
312. The satellite was broadcasting
news channels back then.Copy !req
313. I had a bit of trouble upstairs,
nothing too serious.Copy !req
314. Easy, gave 'em a hand,
home in time for tea.Copy !req
315. 100 years ago?Copy !req
316. What, you were here 100 years ago?
Yep.Copy !req
317. You're looking good on it.Copy !req
318. I moisturise.Copy !req
319. Funny sort of readings.
All kinds of energy.Copy !req
320. The place is humming. It's weird.
This goes way beyond
normal transmissions.Copy !req
321. What would they need all
that power for? I don't know,Copy !req
322. I think we're the first ever
contestants to get outside.Copy !req
323. I had two friends with me,
they must've got caught in the
same transmat, where would they be?Copy !req
324. They could have been allocated
anywhere, there's 100
different games.Copy !req
325. Like what? Well,
there's ten floors of Big Brother,Copy !req
326. there's a different house
behind each door,Copy !req
327. and beyond that there's all sorts of
shows, it's non-stop.Copy !req
328. There's, em . . .Call My Bluff
with real guns,Copy !req
329. Countdown where you've got 30
seconds to stop the bomb going off.Copy !req
330. Ground Force, which is a nasty one,
you get turned into compost.Copy !req
331. Erm . . . Wipeout,Copy !req
332. speaks for itself, oh, and
Stars In Their Eyes, literally,Copy !req
333. stars in their eyes -
if you don't sing, you get blinded.Copy !req
334. And you watch this stuff?Copy !req
335. Everyone does. How come you don't?Copy !req
336. I never paid for my licence.Copy !req
337. Oh, my God,
you get executed for that!Copy !req
338. Let 'em try.Copy !req
339. You keep saying things
that don't make sense.Copy !req
340. Who are you, though, Doctor, really?Copy !req
341. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
342. Well, it does to me.
I've just put my life in your hands.Copy !req
343. I'm a traveller wandering past.Copy !req
344. Believe it or not,
all I'm after is a quiet life.Copy !req
345. So . . . if we get out of here,
what are you gonna do,
just . . . wander off again?Copy !req
346. Fast as I can.Copy !req
347. Cos, em . . .I could come with ya.Copy !req
348. Maybe you could.Copy !req
349. I wouldn't get in the way.
I wouldn't mind if you did.Copy !req
350. Not a bad idea, Lynda with a Y.Copy !req
351. But first of all we've gotta
concentrate on the getting out,Copy !req
352. and to do that, you've got to know
your enemy. Who's controlling it?Copy !req
353. Who's in charge of the satellite now?
Hold on . . .Copy !req
354. Your lords and masters.Copy !req
355. OK, you win, the
Controller's got to handle this.Copy !req
356. Archive makes a record of
all transmat activities.Copy !req
357. Find out how he got on board.
Archive Six.Copy !req
358. Controller . . .Copy !req
359. we have a problem.Copy !req
360. Continue working.Copy !req
361. We have a security problem.Copy !req
362. Continue working.Copy !req
363. I'm sorry, but I can't. We have
contestants outside the games,
but the alarms haven't gone off.Copy !req
364. No security, the games continue.Copy !req
365. We can't just let them wander.
They are no-one.Copy !req
366. They are no-one.Copy !req
367. I'm sorry, I was just, erm . . .Copy !req
368. Archive Six is out of bounds.Copy !req
369. But I need to check the transmat log.
Archive Six is out of bounds.Copy !req
370. No-one may enter Archive Six.Copy !req
371. Return to work.Copy !req
372. Return to work.Copy !req
373. Inform all staff,
solar flares in delta point seven.Copy !req
374. 19, 20 . . .Copy !req
375. Compatible systems . . .Copy !req
376. Just align the wave signature . . .Copy !req
377. That-a-boy! Got myself a gun!Copy !req
378. Well, ladies, the pleasure was
all mine, which is the only
thing that matters in the end.Copy !req
379. Two hearts, that's him.Copy !req
380. Which floor?Copy !req
381. Blimey!Copy !req
382. I've never seen it for real before,
not from orbit.Copy !req
383. Planet Earth!Copy !req
384. What's happened to it?
It's always been like that,
ever since I was born. See there?Copy !req
385. That's
the Great Atlantic Smog Storm.Copy !req
386. We get newsflashes, telling us
when it's safe to breathe outside.Copy !req
387. So the population just sits there.Copy !req
388. Half the world's too fat, half's too
thin, and you lot just watch telly.Copy !req
389. 10, 000 channels,
all beaming down from here.Copy !req
390. The human race! Brainless sheep,
being fed on a diet of . . .Copy !req
391. Mind you, have they still got
that programme where three
people live with a bear?Copy !req
392. Oh, Bear With Me, I love that one!
And me. The celebrity edition
where the bear got in the bath . . .Copy !req
393. But it's all gone wrong,
I mean, history's gone wrong, again!Copy !req
394. This should be the Fourth Great and
Bountiful Human Empire.Copy !req
395. I don't understand.
Last time I was here I put it right.Copy !req
396. No, but that's when it first went
wrong, 100 years ago, like you said.Copy !req
397. All the news channels,
they just shut down overnight.Copy !req
398. But that was me. I did that.Copy !req
399. There was nothing left in their
place, no information.
The whole planet froze.Copy !req
400. The government, the economy, they
collapsed. That was the start of it,Copy !req
401. 100 years of hell.Copy !req
402. Oh, my . . .Copy !req
403. I made this world.Copy !req
404. That leaves Rose and Rodrick,
you're going head-to-head.Copy !req
405. Let's play . . . the Weakest Link!Copy !req
406. That's the end of tactical voting.Copy !req
407. You're on your own now.Copy !req
408. Hey, handsome, good to see you.
Any sign of Rose?
Can't you track her down?Copy !req
409. She must be still inside the games,
all the rooms are shielded.Copy !req
410. If I can get inside this computer.
She's got to be here somewhere.Copy !req
411. Hurry, these games
don't have a happy ending.Copy !req
412. You think I don't know that?Copy !req
413. There you go. Patch that in,
it's programmed to find her.Copy !req
414. Thanks. Hey, there. Hello!Copy !req
415. Captain Jack Harkness. Lynda Moss.Copy !req
416. Nice to meet you, Lynda Moss.
Do you mind flirting outside?Copy !req
417. I was just saying hello!
For you, that's flirting.Copy !req
418. I'm not complaining. Muchas gracias.Copy !req
419. Not compatible! This stupid
system doesn't make sense!Copy !req
420. This place should be a basic
broadcaster, but the systems
are twice as complicated.Copy !req
421. It's more than TV, this station's
transmitting something else.
Like what?Copy !req
422. I don't know. This whole
Bad Wolf thing's tied up with me.Copy !req
423. Someone's manipulating my entire
life, it's some sort of trap,
and Rose is stuck inside it.Copy !req
424. Rose, in geography,
the Grand Central Ravine is named
after which ancient British city?Copy !req
425. Is it York? No, the correct
answer is Sheffield.Copy !req
426. Found her! Floor 407. Oh, my God,
she's with the Anne-droid,
get her out of there!Copy !req
427. Rodrick, in literature, the
author of Lucky was Jackie who?Copy !req
428. Stewart.
No, the correct answer is Collins.Copy !req
429. Rose, the oldest inhabitant
of the Isop GalaxyCopy !req
430. is the face of what? Boe!
The Face of Boe!Copy !req
431. That is the correct answer.Copy !req
432. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
433. Rodrick, in history who was the
president of the Red Velvets?Copy !req
434. Hoshbin Frane.Copy !req
435. That is correct.Copy !req
436. Rose, food, the dish gaffabeque
originated on which planet?Copy !req
437. Em . . .is it . . . ?Copy !req
438. Mars?Copy !req
439. No, the correct answer is Lucifer.Copy !req
440. Rodrick, which measurement
of length is said
to have been definedCopy !req
441. by the Emperor JateCopy !req
442. as the distance from his nose
to his fingertip?Copy !req
443. Would that be a goffle?
No, the correct answer is a paab.Copy !req
444. Rose, in fashion, Stella Pok Baint
is famous for what?Copy !req
445. Shoes.Copy !req
446. No. The correct answer is hats.
Rodrick . . .Copy !req
447. Game Room Six, which one is it?
Over here!Copy !req
448. San Hazeldine.Copy !req
449. No, the correct answer
is San Chen.Copy !req
450. Let me blast it open.
You can't, it's a vital combination.Copy !req
451. Rose, in history, which Icelandic
city hosted Murder Spree 20?Copy !req
452. Reykjavik?Copy !req
453. No, the correct answer
is Pola Ventura.Copy !req
454. Oh, my God! I've done it!
You've lost!Copy !req
455. Cone on, come on, come on!Copy !req
456. Rodrick . . . I'm not mean to be
here . . .you ARE the strongest
link.Copy !req
457. I need to find the Doctor,
he's gotta be here somewhere!Copy !req
458. He wouldn't just leave me!Copy !req
459. Thank you so much. This game is
illegal, I'm telling you to stop!Copy !req
460. Rose! Stop this game!
I order you to stop this game!Copy !req
461. You are the weakest link . . . .Copy !req
462. Look out for the Anne-droid,
it's armed!Copy !req
463. A-a-a-a-ah!Copy !req
464. What the hell did you do to her?Copy !req
465. I'm calling security,
you have no permission to be here.Copy !req
466. Deactivate the Anne-droid.Copy !req
467. You killed her and all
you're worried about money?
Back off, mister! Back off!Copy !req
468. Control, I'm overriding your
commands, I need security,
and I need it here right now!Copy !req
469. It's that lot . . .Copy !req
470. Leave him alone!Copy !req
471. Sir, put down the gun
or I'll have to shoot.Copy !req
472. You killed her! Your stupid
freaking game show killed her!Copy !req
473. Sir, I'm arresting you under Private
Legislation 16 of the Game Station
Syndicate . . .Copy !req
474. HIS VOICE FADES OUTCopy !req
475. Can you tell us the
purpose of this device, sir?Copy !req
476. Can you tell us how you got
on board?Copy !req
477. Just leave him alone.Copy !req
478. I'm asking him.Copy !req
479. Sir? Can you tell us who you are?Copy !req
480. You will be taken from this
place to the lunar penal colony,
to be held without trial.Copy !req
481. You may not appeal
against this sentence.Copy !req
482. Is that understood?Copy !req
483. Let's do it.Copy !req
484. Oh, my God, now we're in trouble.Copy !req
485. Floor 500.Copy !req
486. ALARM SOUNDS
Clear the floor!Copy !req
487. He's on his way up here . . .
with a gun!Copy !req
488. This is an emergency,
close down the lift.Copy !req
489. All staff are reminded that
solar flares commence . . .Copy !req
490. Never mind solar flares,
he's gonna kill you!Copy !req
491. OK, move away from the desk.
Nobody try anything clever.Copy !req
492. Everybody clear, stand to the side
and stay there.Copy !req
493. Who's in charge of this place?
19, 20 . . .Copy !req
494. This satellite's more than
a game station. 79, 80 . . .
Who killed Rose Tyler?Copy !req
495. All staff are reminded . . .
I want an answer!Copy !req
496. She can't reply. Don't shoot!Copy !req
497. Oh, don't be so thick,
like I was ever gonna shoot.Copy !req
498. Captain, we've got more guards on the
way up, secure the exits. Yes, sir!
What were you saying?Copy !req
499. But . . .I've got your gun. OK, so
shoot me. Why can't she answer?
She's, erm . . . Can I put this down?Copy !req
500. If you want, just hurry up. Thanks.Copy !req
501. Sorry, erm . . .Copy !req
502. The Controller is linked into
the transmissions, the entire
output goes through her brain.Copy !req
503. You're not a member of staff, so she
doesn't recognise your existence.
What's her name?Copy !req
504. I don't know. She was installed
when she was five years old, that's
the only life she's ever known.Copy !req
505. Doors sealed, we're safe for about
ten minutes. Keep an eye on 'em.Copy !req
506. That stuff about something going on
with the Game Station,
I think you're right.Copy !req
507. I've kept a log, unauthorised
transmats, encrypted signals.Copy !req
508. It's been going on for years.
Show me.Copy !req
509. You're not allowed in there,
Archive Six is out of bounds.Copy !req
510. Do I look like an
out-of-bounds sort of guy?Copy !req
511. What the hell . . . ?Copy !req
512. Solar flare activity in delta . . .Copy !req
513. If you're not holding us hostage,
let us out, the staff are terrified!Copy !req
514. That's the same staff who
execute hundreds of contestants?
We're just doing our jobs.Copy !req
515. With that sentence you
just lost the right to even
talk to me, now back off!Copy !req
516. That's just the solar flares.Copy !req
517. They interfere with the
broadcast signal, so this place
automatically powers down.Copy !req
518. Planet Earth gets a few repeats.
It's all quite normal. Doctor . . .Copy !req
519. Doctor? Whatever it is,
you can wait. I think she wants you.Copy !req
520. Doctor . . . Doctor . . .Copy !req
521. Where's the Doctor? I'm here.Copy !req
522. I can't see, blind . . .Copy !req
523. So blind, all my life blind.Copy !req
524. All I can see is numbers,
but I saw you. What do you want?Copy !req
525. Solar flares hiding me,
they can't hear me.Copy !req
526. My masters listen, but they can't
hear me now, the sun,Copy !req
527. the sun is so bright.
Who are your masters?Copy !req
528. They wired my head,
the name is forbidden.Copy !req
529. They control my thoughts,Copy !req
530. my masters, I had to be careful.
They monitor transmission.
but they don't watch the programmes.Copy !req
531. I could hide you inside the games.
My friend died inside your games.Copy !req
532. It doesn't matter.
Don't you dare tell me that!Copy !req
533. They've been hiding, my masters,
hiding in the dark space,
watching and shaping the Earth,Copy !req
534. so . . .so . . .so many years.Copy !req
535. Always been there, guiding humanity,
hundreds and hundreds of years.Copy !req
536. Who are they? They wait and plan
and grow in numbers,Copy !req
537. they're strong now,
so strong, my masters. Who are they?Copy !req
538. But speak of you.Copy !req
539. My masters, they fear the Doctor.
Tell me! Who are they?Copy !req
540. When's the next solar flare?
Two years' time.Copy !req
541. Fat lot of good that is!
Found the Tardis.Copy !req
542. We're not leaving now.
No, but the Tardis worked it out.Copy !req
543. You'll wanna watch this.
Lynda, could you stand
over there for me, please?Copy !req
544. I just wanna go home.Copy !req
545. It'll only take a second,
could you stand in that spot?
Quick as you can!Copy !req
546. Everybody watching?Copy !req
547. OK, three, two, one.Copy !req
548. But you killed her! Oh, do you think?Copy !req
549. What the hell was that? It's a
transmat beam, not a disintegrator,
a secondary transmat system.Copy !req
550. People don't get killed in the
games, they get transported
across Space.Copy !req
551. Doctor, Rose is still alive!Copy !req
552. No, it can't be.Copy !req
553. I saw you die!Copy !req
554. She's out there somewhere! Doctor!Copy !req
555. Coordinates 5.6.1.Copy !req
556. Don't, the solar flare's gone,
they'll hear you!Copy !req
557. No, my masters, no, I defy you!Copy !req
558. Sigma 7 . . . A-a-a-ah! They took her.Copy !req
559. Oh, my masters . . .Copy !req
560. you can kill me . . .Copy !req
561. for I have brought your destruction.Copy !req
562. Look, use that. It might contain
the final numbers,Copy !req
563. I kept a log of all the unscheduled
transmissions. Nice . . . Thanks.Copy !req
564. Captain Jack Harkness, by the way.Copy !req
565. I'm Davitch Pavale.
Nice to meet you, Davitch Pavale.Copy !req
566. There's a time and a place.Copy !req
567. Are you saying that this whole
set-up's been a disguise all along?Copy !req
568. Going way back, installing the
Jagrafess 100 years ago.Copy !req
569. Someone's been playing a long game,
controlling the human race from
behind the scenes for generations.Copy !req
570. Click on this.Copy !req
571. The transmat delivers to that point,Copy !req
572. right on the edge of the solar
system. But there's nothing there.Copy !req
573. It looks like nothing because that's
what this satellite does.Copy !req
574. Underneath the transmission
there's another signal. Doing what?Copy !req
575. Hiding whatever's out there.Copy !req
576. Hiding it from sonar, radar, scanner.Copy !req
577. There's something's sitting
right on top of Planet Earth,
but it's completely invisible.Copy !req
578. If I cancel the signal . . .Copy !req
579. That's impossible.Copy !req
580. I know those ships.
They were destroyed.Copy !req
581. Obviously, they survived.
Who did? Who are they?Copy !req
582. 200 ships.Copy !req
583. More than 2, 000 on board each one.Copy !req
584. That's just about
half a million of them.Copy !req
585. Half a million what?Copy !req
586. Daleks.Copy !req
587. Alert! Alert! We are detected!Copy !req
588. It is the Doctor!
He has located us!Copy !req
589. Open communications channel!Copy !req
590. The female will stand! Stand!Copy !req
591. I will talk to the Doctor.Copy !req
592. Oh, will you? That's nice, hello!Copy !req
593. The Dalek stratagem
nears completion.Copy !req
594. The fleet is almost ready.
You will not intervene.Copy !req
595. Oh, really? Why's that, then?Copy !req
596. We have your associate.Copy !req
597. You will obey or she
will be exterminated.Copy !req
598. No.Copy !req
599. Explain yourself.Copy !req
600. I said "no".Copy !req
601. What is the meaning
of this negative?Copy !req
602. It means no.
But she will be destroyed!Copy !req
603. No . . . cos this is what I'M gonna do.Copy !req
604. I'm gonna rescue her, I'm gonna save
Rose Tyler from the middle of the
Dalek fleet,Copy !req
605. and then I'm gonna save the Earth,
and then just to finish off,Copy !req
606. I'm gonna wipe every last
stinking Dalek out of the sky!Copy !req
607. But you have no weapons,
no defences, no plan!Copy !req
608. Yeah . . .Copy !req
609. and doesn't that scare you to death?Copy !req
610. Rose? Yes, Doctor?Copy !req
611. I'm coming to get you.Copy !req
612. The Doctor is initiating hostile action!
The statagem must advance!Copy !req
613. Begin the invasion of Earth!Copy !req
614. The Doctor will be exterminated!Copy !req
615. Exterminate! Exterminate!Copy !req
616. Exterminate!Copy !req
617. Exterminate! Exterminate!Copy !req
618. Launch missiles, exterminate.Copy !req
619. We've got incoming! This is it,
ladies and gentlemen, we are at war.Copy !req
620. There's an army
about to invade this station.Copy !req
621. Defences have gone off-line.Copy !req
622. I'm dead or about to die any
second with no chance of escape.Copy !req
623. I'm dead or about to die any
second with no chance of escape.Copy !req
624. They interfere with the
broadcast signal, so this place
automatically powers down.Copy !req
625. How did you survive the Time War?Copy !req
626. They survived through me!Copy !req