1. CREAKCopy !req
2. Run.Copy !req
3. - I'm The Doctor, by the way. What's your name?
- Rose.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
4. Run for your life.Copy !req
5. It'll follow us!
The hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through
that door. Believe me, they tried.Copy !req
6. Are you alien? Yes.Copy !req
7. You could come with me.
Is it always this dangerous? Yeah.Copy !req
8. Right, Rose Tyler, you tell me -Copy !req
9. where do you wanna go? Backwards
or forwards in time? Your choice.Copy !req
10. What's it gonna be?Copy !req
11. Forwards.Copy !req
12. How far? One hundred years.Copy !req
13. Step outside those doors - it's
the 22nd century. You're kidding.Copy !req
14. That's a bit boring, though.
D'you wanna go further? Fine by me.Copy !req
15. Ten thousand years in the future.Copy !req
16. Step outside - it's the year 12005.
The new Roman Empire.Copy !req
17. You think you're so impressive.
I am so impressive. You wish!Copy !req
18. Right, then. You asked for it.
I know exactly where to go.Copy !req
19. Hold on!Copy !req
20. PING!Copy !req
21. Where are we?Copy !req
22. FAINT CREAKSCopy !req
23. What's out there?Copy !req
24. You lot... you spend all your time
thinking about dying.Copy !req
25. Like you're gonna get killed
by eggs or beef
or global warming or asteroids.Copy !req
26. But you never take time to imagine
the impossible,
that maybe you survive.Copy !req
27. This is the year 5.5/Apple/26.Copy !req
28. Five billion years in your future.Copy !req
29. And this is the day...Copy !req
30. Hold on...Copy !req
31. This is the day the sun expands.Copy !req
32. Welcome to the end of the world.Copy !req
33. Shuttles five and six now docking.Copy !req
34. Guests are remindedCopy !req
35. that Platform One forbids the use of
weapons, teleportation and religion.Copy !req
36. Earth-death is scheduled for 15:39,Copy !req
37. followed by drinks in the Manchester Suite.Copy !req
38. So when it says "guests",
does that mean people?Copy !req
39. Depends what you mean by people.
I mean people. What do you mean?Copy !req
40. The great and the good are gathering
to watch the planet burn. What for?Copy !req
41. Fun.Copy !req
42. Mind you, when I say "the great and
the good" what I mean is the rich.Copy !req
43. But, hold on, they did this once on
Newsround Extra, the sun expanding,Copy !req
44. it takes hundreds of years. Millions.Copy !req
45. But the planet's now the property
of the National Trust.
They've been keeping it preserved.Copy !req
46. See down there? Gravity satellites
holding back the sun.Copy !req
47. The planet looks
the same as ever. I thought
the continents shifted and things.Copy !req
48. They did. The Trust moved 'em back.
That's a Classic Earth. Now the
money's run out, nature takes over.Copy !req
49. How long's it got?Copy !req
50. About half an hour.
Then the planet gets roasted.Copy !req
51. Is that why we're here?Copy !req
52. I mean, is that what you do?Copy !req
53. Jump in at the last
minute and save the Earth?Copy !req
54. I'm not saving it. Time's up.Copy !req
55. But what about the people? It's
empty. They've all gone. All left.Copy !req
56. Just me, then.
Who the hell are you?Copy !req
57. Oh, that's nice. Thanks(!)
But how did you get in?Copy !req
58. This is a maximum hospitality zone,
the guests have disembarked. They're
on their way! Any second now...Copy !req
59. No, that's me, I'm a guest. Look,
I've got an invitation. Look. Y'see?
It's fine. "The Doctor plus one".Copy !req
60. I'm the Doctor, this is Rose Tyler,
she's my plus one. That all right?
Well, obviously.Copy !req
61. Apologies, et cetera.Copy !req
62. If you're on board,
we'd better start.Copy !req
63. Enjoy.Copy !req
64. The paper's slightly psychic. It
shows whatever I want them to see.Copy !req
65. Saves a lot of time.
He's blue. Yeah... OK.Copy !req
66. We have in attendance the Doctor
and Rose Tyler. Thank you.
All staff to their positions!Copy !req
67. Hurry now! Thank you! Quick as
we can, come along, come along!Copy !req
68. And now, might I introduce
the next honoured guest?
Representing the Forest of CheamCopy !req
69. we have trees,Copy !req
70. namely Jabe, Lute and Coffa.Copy !req
71. There will be an exchange of gifts
representing peace. If you could keep
the room circulating, thank you...Copy !req
72. Next, from the solicitors Jolco &
Jolco, we have the Moxx of Balhoon.Copy !req
73. And next,
from Financial Family Seven,Copy !req
74. we have
the Adherents of the Repeated Meme.Copy !req
75. The inventors of hyposlip travel
systems, the brothers Hop Pyleen!Copy !req
76. ..Cal "Spark" Plug... Mrs and Mrs
Pacoon... The ambassadors from
the City-State of Binding Light...Copy !req
77. A gift of peace. I bring you
a cutting of my grandfather.Copy !req
78. Thank you, yes...
Gifts, um...Copy !req
79. Ahem! I give you in return...Copy !req
80. air from my lungs.Copy !req
81. How... intimate.Copy !req
82. There's more where that came from.
I bet there is.Copy !req
83. .. Our friend from
the Silver Devastation, the sponsor
of the main event, please welcome...Copy !req
84. .. the Face of Boe.Copy !req
85. The Moxx of Balhoon.Copy !req
86. My felicitations
upon this historical happenstance.Copy !req
87. I bring the gift of bodily salivas.Copy !req
88. HAWKS AND SPITS
Thank you very much.Copy !req
89. Ah, the Adherents of the Repeated
Meme! I bring you air from my lungs.Copy !req
90. A gift of peace. In all good faith.Copy !req
91. .. And last but not least,
our very special guest.Copy !req
92. Ladies and gentlemen
and trees and multiforms,Copy !req
93. consider the Earth, below.
In memory of this dying world,Copy !req
94. we call forth...Copy !req
95. the Last Human.Copy !req
96. The Lady Cassandra O'Brien Dot Delta
Seventeen.Copy !req
97. Oh, now don't stare! I know,
I know - it's shocking, isn't it?Copy !req
98. I've had my chin completely taken
away, and look at the difference,
look how thin I am!Copy !req
99. Thin and dainty!Copy !req
100. I don't look a day over 2, 000.Copy !req
101. Truly, I am the Last Human.
My father was a Texan, my
mother was from the Arctic Desert.Copy !req
102. They were born on the Earth,
and they were the last to be buried
in its soil.Copy !req
103. I have come to honour them...Copy !req
104. HER VOICE BREAKS
.. and say goodbye.Copy !req
105. Oh, no tears, no tears...Copy !req
106. I'm sorry.Copy !req
107. But behold!Copy !req
108. I bring gifts!Copy !req
109. >From Earth itself,
the last remaining ostrich egg.Copy !req
110. Legend says
it had a wing-span of 50 feet
and blew fire from its nostrils.Copy !req
111. Or was that my THIRD husband?Copy !req
112. Oh, no, oh, don't laugh,
I'll get laughter-lines. No, stop!Copy !req
113. SHE GIGGLES
Mercy!Copy !req
114. And here! Another rarity.Copy !req
115. According to the archives,
this was called an iPod,Copy !req
116. it stores classical music from
humanity's greatest composers.Copy !req
117. Play on!Copy !req
118. INTRO TO "Tainted Love" by Soft CellCopy !req
119. The refreshments will now be served.Copy !req
120. Earth-death in 30 minutes.Copy !req
121. ♪ Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run awayCopy !req
122. POLITE CHATCopy !req
123. Doctor.Copy !req
124. Thank you.Copy !req
125. A gift of peace.
In all good faith.Copy !req
126. Er, no, you're very kind,
but I'm just the steward.Copy !req
127. A gift of PEACE.
In all good FAITH.Copy !req
128. Oh... yes. Thank you.Copy !req
129. Of course.Copy !req
130. Identify species.Copy !req
131. Please identify species.
IT WHISTLESCopy !req
132. Now stop it! Identify his race.
Where's he from?Copy !req
133. IT WHISTLES AND TRILLSCopy !req
134. It's impossible.Copy !req
135. Sorry, am I allowed to be in 'ere?Copy !req
136. ..You have to give us
permission to talk.Copy !req
137. Um...Copy !req
138. Y-You have permission.Copy !req
139. Thank you.Copy !req
140. And, no, you're not in the way.
Guests are allowed anywhere. Oh.Copy !req
141. BUTTONS BLEEPCopy !req
142. What's your name?Copy !req
143. Raffalo.Copy !req
144. Raffalo?Copy !req
145. Yes, miss.Copy !req
146. I... I won't be long I've just got
to carry out some maintenance.Copy !req
147. There's a tiny little glitch
in the Face of Boe's suite.Copy !req
148. There must be something blocking
the system. He's getting no hot
water. So... you're a plumber?Copy !req
149. That's right miss.Copy !req
150. They still have plumbers?Copy !req
151. I hope so, else I'm out of a job!Copy !req
152. Where are you from? Crespallion.Copy !req
153. That's a planet, is it?Copy !req
154. No, Crespallion's part
of the Jaggit Brocade affiliated
to the Scarlet Junction. Convex 56.Copy !req
155. And where are you from, miss?
If you don't mind my asking?
No, not at all...Copy !req
156. Um, I dunnoCopy !req
157. A long way away.Copy !req
158. I just sort of hitched a lift
with this man...Copy !req
159. I didn't even think about it.
Don't even know who he is.Copy !req
160. He's a complete stranger.Copy !req
161. Anyway, um, don't let me keep you.
Good luck with it!Copy !req
162. Thank you, miss. And, er...Copy !req
163. thank you for the permission. Not
many people are that considerate.Copy !req
164. OK... See you later.Copy !req
165. Now, then.Copy !req
166. Control, I'm at junction 19. I think
the problem's coming from in here.Copy !req
167. I'll go inside and have a look.Copy !req
168. IRREGULAR CLICKS
What's that?
Is there something in there?Copy !req
169. Ooh, who are you, then?Copy !req
170. Hold on!Copy !req
171. If you're an upgrade,
I just need to register you,
that's all. Oh, come back.Copy !req
172. Ah, there you are.Copy !req
173. Now, I just need to register
your ident.Copy !req
174. Aw, there's two of ya!
Got yourself a little mate?Copy !req
175. MORE AND MORE CLICKSCopy !req
176. I think I'd better report this to
control. How many of you ARE there?Copy !req
177. What are you?Copy !req
178. Oh, no!Copy !req
179. NO! NO-O-O!Copy !req
180. MUTED BLEEPS
What's that?Copy !req
181. MORE BLEEPS
Well, how should I know?Copy !req
182. PING!
Would the owner of the blue box
in Private Gallery 15Copy !req
183. please report to
the steward's office immediately.Copy !req
184. Guests are reminded that
the use of teleportation
devices is strictly forbiddenCopy !req
185. under peace treaty 5.4/cup/16.
Thank you.Copy !req
186. 'Earth-death in 25 minutes.Copy !req
187. 'Earthdeath in 25 minutes.'Copy !req
188. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
189. Hello!Copy !req
190. My name's Rose.Copy !req
191. That's a... sort of plant.Copy !req
192. We might be related.Copy !req
193. I'm talking to a twig.Copy !req
194. Oi now, careful with that,
park it properly. No scratches.Copy !req
195. ALIEN LANGUAGECopy !req
196. Rose, are you in there?Copy !req
197. Aye-aye!Copy !req
198. What d'you think, then? Great, yeah.Copy !req
199. Fine. Once you get past
the slightly psychic paper.Copy !req
200. They're just so alien!Copy !req
201. The aliens are so alien.Copy !req
202. You look at 'em...
and they're alien.Copy !req
203. Good thing I didn't take you
to the deep South(!)Copy !req
204. Where are you from?Copy !req
205. All over the place.Copy !req
206. They all speak English. No,
you just hear English. It's a gift
of the Tardis. Telepathic field,Copy !req
207. gets inside your brain, translates.
It's inside MY brain?Copy !req
208. Well, in a good way.
Your machine gets inside my head?Copy !req
209. It gets inside and it changes
my mind, and you didn't even ask?
I didn't think about it like that.Copy !req
210. No, you were too busy thinking up
cheap shots about the deep South!Copy !req
211. Who are YOU, then, Doctor? What're
you called? What sort of alien
are you? I'm just the Doctor.Copy !req
212. >From what planet? It's not as if
you'd know it where it is(!) Where
are you from? What's it matter?Copy !req
213. Tell me who you are! THIS is who
I am, right here, right now,
all right? All that countsCopy !req
214. is here and now. And this is me.
Yes, and I'm here too, cos you
brought me here. So just tell me!Copy !req
215. 'Earth-death in 20 minutes,Copy !req
216. 'Earth-death in 20 minutes.'Copy !req
217. All right.Copy !req
218. As my mate Shireen says, don't argue
with the designated driver.Copy !req
219. Can't exactly call for a taxi.Copy !req
220. No signal.Copy !req
221. We're out of range. Just a bit.Copy !req
222. Tell you what. With a little bit
of jiggery-pokery... Is that a
technical term, jiggery-pokery(?)Copy !req
223. Yes, I came first in jiggery-pokery.
What about you?Copy !req
224. No, failed hullabaloo. Aw.Copy !req
225. There you go.Copy !req
226. Hello? Mum? Oh, what is it?
What's wrong, what have I done now?Copy !req
227. Ooh, this red top's falling to bits!
You should get your money back.Copy !req
228. Go on, there must be something.
You never phone in the middle
of the day... What's so funny?Copy !req
229. Nothing. You all right, though?
Yeah, why wouldn't I be?Copy !req
230. What day is it? Wednesday all day.
You got a hangover?Copy !req
231. Ooh, I tell you what, put a quid
in that lottery syndicate. I'll pay
you back later. Yeah, um, I...Copy !req
232. I was just calling cos... I might
be late home. Is there something
wrong? No, I'm fine.Copy !req
233. Top of the world!Copy !req
234. Think THAT'S amazing,
you wanna see the bill.Copy !req
235. That was five billion years ago.Copy !req
236. So...Copy !req
237. She's dead now.Copy !req
238. Five billion years later,
my mum's dead.Copy !req
239. Bundle of laughs, you are.Copy !req
240. BIG RUMBLECopy !req
241. That's not supposed to happen.Copy !req
242. Well, what was it? I'm just
getting green lights at this end.Copy !req
243. Honoured guests may be reassured
that gravity pockets may cause
slight turbulence. Thanking you...Copy !req
244. The whole place shook! I felt it!Copy !req
245. I've hosted all sorts of events
on platforms 1, 3, 6 and 15 and
never felt the slightest tremor.Copy !req
246. I warn you, if this lot decide
to sue...!Copy !req
247. I'm gonna scan the infrastructure.Copy !req
248. CLICKS AND SQUEAKS
What's that?Copy !req
249. Control, I don't want to worry you
but I'm picking up readings...Copy !req
250. I have no idea! They're small.
The scan says they're metal...Copy !req
251. I don't know what they look like!Copy !req
252. Although I imagine they might look
rather like that.Copy !req
253. You're not on the guest list.Copy !req
254. How did you get on board?Copy !req
255. No! 'Sunfilter deactivated.'Copy !req
256. No!Copy !req
257. 'Sunfilter descending.' No!Copy !req
258. Sunfilter up!Copy !req
259. No, no, no!Copy !req
260. Control! Respond!
'Sunfilter descending.'Copy !req
261. SUNFILTER UP!Copy !req
262. 'Sunfilter descending... 'Copy !req
263. Indubitably, this is the Bad-Boo
scenario. I find the inherent laxity
of the unknown multiverse...Copy !req
264. That wasn't a gravity pocket, I know
gravity pockets, and they don't feel
like that... What d'you think, Jabe?Copy !req
265. Listen to the engines.
They've pitched up about 30 hertz.
Is that dodgy or what?Copy !req
266. It's the sound of metal - it doesn't
make any sense to me. Where's
the engine room? I don't know.Copy !req
267. But the maintenance duct
is just behind our guest suite.
I could show you. And... your wife.Copy !req
268. Oh, she's not my wife.Copy !req
269. Partner? No. Concubine?Copy !req
270. Nope.Copy !req
271. Prostitute? Whatever I am,
it must be invisible(!) D'you mind?Copy !req
272. Tell you what, you two go...
pollinate. I'll catch up with family.
Quick word with Michael Jackson.Copy !req
273. Don't start a fight.Copy !req
274. I'm all yours.Copy !req
275. And I want you home by midnight.Copy !req
276. 'Earth-death in 15 minutes.
Earth-death in 15 minutes.'Copy !req
277. Who's in charge of Platform One?
Has it got a captain or what?Copy !req
278. There's just the steward and staff.
All the rest is controlled by the
metalmind. You mean the computer?Copy !req
279. Well, who controls that?
The Corporation.Copy !req
280. They move Platform One
from one artistic event to another.Copy !req
281. There's no-one from the corporation
on board? They're not needed.
This facility is purely automatic.Copy !req
282. It's the height of the Alpha Class.Copy !req
283. Nothing can go wrong. Unsinkable(?)Copy !req
284. If you like. The nautical metaphor
is appropriate.Copy !req
285. You're telling me! I was on board
another ship they called unsinkable.Copy !req
286. I ended up clinging to an iceberg.
Wasn't half cold.Copy !req
287. So what you're saying is
if we get in trouble,
there's no-one to help us out.Copy !req
288. I'm afraid not. Fantastic!Copy !req
289. I don't understand.Copy !req
290. In what way is that fantastic?Copy !req
291. Soon the sun
will blossom into a red giantCopy !req
292. And my home will die.Copy !req
293. That's where I used to live,
when I was a little boy. Down there.Copy !req
294. Mummy and Daddy had a house built
into the side of the Los Angeles
Crevasse. Ah, I'd have such fun.Copy !req
295. What happened to everyone else?
The human race, where did it go?Copy !req
296. They say mankind has touched
every star in the sky.Copy !req
297. So you're not the last human.Copy !req
298. I am the Last Pure Human.Copy !req
299. The others... mingled.Copy !req
300. Oh, they call themselves
New Humans and Protohumans and
Digihumans - even Human-ish -Copy !req
301. but d'you know what I call them?Copy !req
302. Mongrels.Copy !req
303. Right(!) And you stayed behind.Copy !req
304. I kept myself pure.Copy !req
305. How many operations have you had?Copy !req
306. 708. Next week, it's 709.Copy !req
307. I'm having my blood bleached.Copy !req
308. Is that why you wanted a word?Copy !req
309. You could be flatter, Rose.
You've got a little bit
of a... chin poking out.Copy !req
310. I'd rather die.
Honestly, it doesn't hurt.Copy !req
311. I mean it. I would rather die.Copy !req
312. It's better to die than to live
like you, a bitchy trampoline.Copy !req
313. Oh, well, what do YOU know?Copy !req
314. I was born on that planet.Copy !req
315. And so was my mum, and so was my dad,
and that makes me, officially,
the last human being in this room.Copy !req
316. Cos you're not human. You've had it
all nipped and tucked and flattened
till there's nothing left.Copy !req
317. Anything human got chucked
in the bin. You're just skin,
Cassandra, lipstick and skin.Copy !req
318. Nice talking.Copy !req
319. So, tell me, Jabe,
what's a tree like you
doing in a place like this?Copy !req
320. Respect for the Earth.
Oh, come on, everyone on
this Platform's worth zillions.Copy !req
321. Well. Perhaps it's a case of having
to be seen at the right occasions.Copy !req
322. In case your share prices drop?
I know you lot, you've got massive
forests, roots everywhere.Copy !req
323. And there's always money in land.
All the same, we respect the Earth
as family.Copy !req
324. So many species evolved from
that planet. Mankind is only one.Copy !req
325. I'm another. My ancestors were
transplanted from the planet down
below, and I'm a direct descendantCopy !req
326. of the tropical rainforest.Copy !req
327. Excuse me.Copy !req
328. And what about your ancestry,
Doctor?Copy !req
329. Perhaps you could tell
a story or two.Copy !req
330. Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble
when there's nothing else left...?Copy !req
331. I scanned you earlier.Copy !req
332. The metalmachine had trouble
identifying your species.Copy !req
333. It refused to admit your existence.Copy !req
334. And even when it named you,
I wouldn't believe it.Copy !req
335. But it was right.Copy !req
336. I know where you're from!Copy !req
337. Forgive me for intruding, but
it's remarkable that you even exist.Copy !req
338. I just want to say...Copy !req
339. how sorry I am.Copy !req
340. SLOW CHUFFINGCopy !req
341. Is it me, or is it a bit nippy?Copy !req
342. SHE CRIES OUTCopy !req
343. Fair do's though - that's a great
bit of air-conditioning. Sort of
nice and old-fashioned.Copy !req
344. Bet they call it retro.Copy !req
345. Gotcha.Copy !req
346. What the hell's that?
Is it part of the "retro"?Copy !req
347. I don't think so, hold on.Copy !req
348. Hey, nice liana. Thank you.Copy !req
349. Not supposed to show them in public.Copy !req
350. Don't worry, I won't tell anybody.Copy !req
351. Now then, who's been bringing their
pets on board? What does it do?Copy !req
352. Sabotage...
'Earth-death in ten minutes... 'Copy !req
353. And the temperature's
about to rocket. Come on.
'... Earth death in ten minutes.'Copy !req
354. The planet's end!Copy !req
355. Come gather, come gather!Copy !req
356. Bid farewell to the cradle
of civilisation.Copy !req
357. Let us mourn her
with a traditional ballad.Copy !req
358. "Toxic"
sung by Britney SpearsCopy !req
359. SQUEAKS AND TRILLS
All right, hold on, get back.Copy !req
360. 'Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising.'Copy !req
361. Is the Steward in there?
You can smell him.Copy !req
362. Hold on. There's another sunfilter
programmed to descend.Copy !req
363. 'Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending... 'Copy !req
364. 'Sunfilter descending... 'Copy !req
365. Let me out! Let me out!
'... Sunfilter descending... 'Copy !req
366. LOUD BANGINGCopy !req
367. Let me out! Let me out!Copy !req
368. '... Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending... 'Copy !req
369. MORE BANGING
Anyone in there?Copy !req
370. Let me out! Oh, well,
it would be you(!) Open the door!Copy !req
371. Give us two ticks...Copy !req
372. '... Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending... 'Copy !req
373. 'Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising.Copy !req
374. 'Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising... 'Copy !req
375. '... Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising... 'Copy !req
376. 'Sunfilter descending... '
Just what we need -
the computer's getting clever.Copy !req
377. Stop mucking about! I'm not mucking
about! It's fighting back.Copy !req
378. '... Sunfilter descending... '
Open the door! I know!Copy !req
379. '... Sunfilter descending... '
The lock's melted!Copy !req
380. '... Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
381. 'Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising... 'Copy !req
382. The whole thing's
jammed. I can't open the door.
Stay there, don't move.Copy !req
383. Where am I gonna go - Ipswich(?)Copy !req
384. 'Earth-death in five minutes.'Copy !req
385. The metalmachine confirms.
The spider devices have infiltrated
the whole of Platform One.Copy !req
386. How's that possible? Our private
rooms are protected by a codewall.Copy !req
387. Summon the Steward! I'm afraid the
Steward is dead.Copy !req
388. Who killed him?Copy !req
389. This whole event was sponsored
by the Face of Boe. He invited us.
Talk to the Face, talk to the Face!Copy !req
390. Easy way of finding out. Someone
brought their little pet on board.Copy !req
391. Let's send him back to master.Copy !req
392. The Adherents of the Repeated Meme!
J'accuse!Copy !req
393. That's all very well,
and really kind of obvious but,
if you stop and think about it...Copy !req
394. A repeated meme is just an idea.Copy !req
395. And that's all they are, an idea.Copy !req
396. Remote-control 'droids. Nice little
cover for the real troublemaker.Copy !req
397. Go on, Jimbo. Go home.Copy !req
398. I bet you were the school swot
and never got kissed.Copy !req
399. At arms!Copy !req
400. What you gonna do, moisturise me?Copy !req
401. With acid.Copy !req
402. Oh, you're too late, anyway.
My spiders have control
of the mainframe.Copy !req
403. Oh, you all carried them as gifts,
tax-free, past every codewall.Copy !req
404. I'm not just a pretty face.
Sabotaging a ship while you're
inside it, how stupid's that?Copy !req
405. I'd hoped to manufacture
a hostage situation.Copy !req
406. With myself as one of the victims,
the compensation
would have been enormous.Copy !req
407. Five billion years,
and it still comes down to money.Copy !req
408. D'you think it's cheap,
looking like this?Copy !req
409. Flatness costs a fortune!Copy !req
410. I am the Last Human, Doctor.Copy !req
411. Me, not that freaky little kid
of yours.Copy !req
412. Arrest her! The infidel!Copy !req
413. Oh, shut it, pixie!
I've still got my final option.Copy !req
414. 'Earth-death in three minutes,
Earth-death in three minutes... 'Copy !req
415. And here it comes. You're
just as useful dead, all of you.Copy !req
416. I have shares in
your rival companies. They'll triple
in price as soon as you're dead.Copy !req
417. My spiders are primed and ready
to destroy the safety systems.Copy !req
418. How did that old Earth song go?Copy !req
419. "Burn baby, burn."Copy !req
420. Then you'll burn with us!Copy !req
421. Oh, I'm so sorry!Copy !req
422. I know the use of teleportation is
strictly forbidden, but...Copy !req
423. I'm such a naughty thing.Copy !req
424. Spiders, activate!Copy !req
425. Spiders, activate!Copy !req
426. Force-fields gone,
with the planet about to explode...Copy !req
427. At least it'll be quick.Copy !req
428. Just like my fifth husband... Oops!
Oh, shame on me! Bye bye, darlings.Copy !req
429. 'Safety systems failing... '
Bye-bye, my darlings!Copy !req
430. '... Heat levels rising... 'Copy !req
431. Reset the computer!
Only the Steward would know how.Copy !req
432. No, we can do it by hand.
There must be a "system restore"
switch. Jabe, come on.Copy !req
433. You lot, just chill.Copy !req
434. '... Heat levels rising... 'Copy !req
435. 'Earthdeath in two minutes.
Earthdeath in two minutes.'Copy !req
436. 'Heat levels critical,
heat levels critical.'Copy !req
437. '... Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.'Copy !req
438. Oh, and guess where the switch is(!)Copy !req
439. '... Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.'Copy !req
440. External temperature
5, 000 degrees.Copy !req
441. You can't, the heat's gonna vent
through this place. I know. Jabe!Copy !req
442. You're made of wood. Then stop
wasting time - Time Lord.Copy !req
443. 'Heat levels rising...Copy !req
444. 'Heat levels rising.'Copy !req
445. '... Heat levels hazardous... 'Copy !req
446. We're going to die!
'... Heat levels hazardous... 'Copy !req
447. 'Shields malfunction...Copy !req
448. 'Shields malfunction.Copy !req
449. 'Shields malfunction.
Shields malfunction.Copy !req
450. 'Shields malfunction... 'Copy !req
451. 'Heat levels critical...
Heat levels critical.'Copy !req
452. 'Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.'Copy !req
453. 'Planet explodes in...Copy !req
454. '... ten,Copy !req
455. nine...Copy !req
456. eight...Copy !req
457. ..seven...Copy !req
458. .. six...Copy !req
459. .. five...Copy !req
460. fou... four...Copy !req
461. Raise shields!Copy !req
462. ..one.Copy !req
463. 'Exoglass repair.
Exoglass repair... 'Copy !req
464. 'Exoglass repair.
Exoglass repair... 'Copy !req
465. HE MURMURSCopy !req
466. You all right? Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
467. I'm full of ideas.
I'm bristling with 'em!Copy !req
468. Idea number one.
Teleportation through 5, 000 degrees
needs some kind of feed.Copy !req
469. Idea number two.
This feed must be hidden nearby.Copy !req
470. Idea number three.Copy !req
471. If you're as clever as me, then a
teleportation-feed can be reversed.Copy !req
472. .. Oh, you should've seen
their little alien faces...Copy !req
473. Oh.Copy !req
474. The last human. So.Copy !req
475. You passed my little test. Bravo!Copy !req
476. This makes you eligible to join, um,
the... the Human Club.Copy !req
477. People have died, Cassandra.
You murdered them. It depends
on your definition of people.Copy !req
478. And that's enough of a technicality
to keep your lawyers dizzy
for centuries.Copy !req
479. Take me to court then, Doctor,Copy !req
480. and watch me smile and cry...
QUIET CREAKSCopy !req
481. .. and flutter. And creak?Copy !req
482. And what? Creak. You're creaking.Copy !req
483. What?Copy !req
484. Agh! I-I'm drying out!Copy !req
485. Oh, sweet heavens!
Moisturise me, moisturise me!Copy !req
486. Where are my surgeons,
my lovely boys? It's too hot!
YOU raised the temperature.Copy !req
487. Have pity!Copy !req
488. Moisturise me!Copy !req
489. Oh, Doctor!Copy !req
490. Oh, Doctor, I'll do anything...!
Help her. Everything has its time.
And everything dies.Copy !req
491. I'm... too... young...!Copy !req
492. 'Shuttles four and six departing.Copy !req
493. 'This unit now closing
down for maintenance.'Copy !req
494. The end of the Earth.Copy !req
495. It's gone.Copy !req
496. We were too busy saving ourselves.
No-one saw it go.Copy !req
497. All those years, all that history,
and no-one was even looking.Copy !req
498. It's just...Copy !req
499. Come with me.Copy !req
500. A TODDLER CRIESCopy !req
501. Big Issue!Copy !req
502. Big Issue...!Copy !req
503. You think it'll last forever,
people and cars and concrete.Copy !req
504. But it won't.Copy !req
505. One day, it's all gone.Copy !req
506. Even the sky.Copy !req
507. My planet's gone.Copy !req
508. It's dead.Copy !req
509. It burned, like the Earth.Copy !req
510. It's just rocks and dust.Copy !req
511. Before its time.Copy !req
512. What happened?Copy !req
513. There was a war, and we lost.Copy !req
514. A war with who?Copy !req
515. What about your people?Copy !req
516. I'm a Time Lord.Copy !req
517. I'm the last of the Time Lords.Copy !req
518. They're all gone.Copy !req
519. I'm the only survivor.Copy !req
520. I'm left travelling on my own
cos there's no-one else.Copy !req
521. There's me.Copy !req
522. You've seen how dangerous it is.
D'you wanna go home?Copy !req
523. I don't know.Copy !req
524. I want...Copy !req
525. Can you smell chips?Copy !req
526. Yeah.Copy !req
527. Yeah! I want chips.Copy !req
528. Me too. Right, then. Before
you get me back in that box, chips
it is. And you can pay. No money.Copy !req
529. What sort of date are you? Come on,
then, tightwad. Chips are on me.Copy !req
530. We've only got five billion years
till the shops close.Copy !req
531. Now - you've seen the future,
so let's have a look at the past.Copy !req
532. 1860, how does 1860 sound?
What happened in 1860?
I don't know. Let's find out.Copy !req
533. ..I can't believe she's gone.
Not gone, Mr Redpath, sir.
Merely sleeping.Copy !req
534. She's up and on her feet and out
there somewhere. Mr Sneed for shame,
how many more times? It's ungodly!Copy !req
535. '... Excuse me, sir.
Mr Dickens, this is your call.'Copy !req
536. .. Use the sight. Find the old lady
or you're dismissed.Copy !req
537. What phantasmagoria is this?Copy !req
538. That's more like it!Copy !req