1. There's a strange man in my bedroom.Copy !req
2. No.Copy !req
3. Mum? I'm in town!Copy !req
4. No, go home! Go home right now.
Darling you're breaking up. Mum!Copy !req
5. Right then, I'll be off.Copy !req
6. Unless . . .I dunno,
you could come with me.Copy !req
7. Is it always this dangerous? Yeah.Copy !req
8. How long have I been gone?
About 12 hours.Copy !req
9. Oh . . . ! Right, I won't be long.
I just want to see my mum.Copy !req
10. What you gonna tell her? I dunno.
That I've been to the year five
billion and only been gone, what,Copy !req
11. 12 hours? No, I'll just tell her
I spent the night at Shereen's.Copy !req
12. See you later.Copy !req
13. Don't you disappear.Copy !req
14. I'm back! I was with Shereen. She
got all upset again . . . Are you in?Copy !req
15. What's been goin' on?
How've you been?Copy !req
16. What's that face for?
It's not the first time
I've stayed out all night.Copy !req
17. It's you.Copy !req
18. Course it's me.Copy !req
19. Oh, my God, it's you. Oh, my God.Copy !req
20. I-It's not 12 hours, it's 12 months.
You've been gone a whole year.Copy !req
21. Sorry!Copy !req
22. The hours I sat here - days and
weeks and months - all on my own!Copy !req
23. I thought you were dead,
and where were you? "Travelling"!Copy !req
24. What the hell's it mean, travelling?Copy !req
25. That's no sort of answer!
.You ask her, she won't tell me.Copy !req
26. That's all she says, "travelling".Copy !req
27. That's what I was doing. With
your passport still in the drawer?
It's just one lie after another!Copy !req
28. I meant to phone, I really did.
I just . . .Copy !req
29. I forgot. For a year? You forgot for
a year, and I'm left sitting here?Copy !req
30. I just don't believe you! Why won't
you tell me where you've been?Copy !req
31. Actually, it's my fault. I sort of . . .
employed Rose as my companion.Copy !req
32. When you say companion, is
this a sexual relationship? No! No!Copy !req
33. Then what is it? Because you . . . ! You
waltz in here, all charm and smiles,Copy !req
34. and the next thing I know, she
vanishes off the face of the Earth!Copy !req
35. How old are you then, 40, 45? What,
did you find her on the Internet,Copy !req
36. go online and pretend you're
a doctor(? ) I am a doctor. Prove it.Copy !req
37. Stitch this.Copy !req
38. Ow!Copy !req
39. Did you think about me at all?
I did, all the time, but . . .Copy !req
40. One phone call.
Just to know that you were alive.Copy !req
41. I'm sorry, I really am.Copy !req
42. But d'you know, what terrifies me
is that you still can't say.Copy !req
43. What happened to you, Rose?
What can be so bad that you can't
tell me, sweetheart? Where were you?Copy !req
44. I can't tell her.
I can't even begin.Copy !req
45. She's never going to forgive me.
And I missed a year. Was it good?
Middling. You're so useless.Copy !req
46. Well, if it's this much trouble,
are you gonna stay here now? I dunno.Copy !req
47. Can't do that to her again, though.
Well, she's not coming with us.Copy !req
48. No chance! I don't do families.Copy !req
49. She slapped you! 900 years of time
and space - I've never been slapped
by someone's mother. Your face.Copy !req
50. It hurt! You're so gay!Copy !req
51. When you say 900 years . . .Copy !req
52. That's my age. You're 900 years old.Copy !req
53. Yeah.Copy !req
54. My mum was right.
That is one hell of an age gap.Copy !req
55. Every conversation
with you just goes mental.Copy !req
56. There's no-one else I can talk to!
I've seen all that stuff, up there,Copy !req
57. the size of it, and I can't say
a word. Aliens and spaceships
and things . . .Copy !req
58. and I'm the only person on
planet Earth who knows they exist.Copy !req
59. PAAAAAARP!Copy !req
60. BIG BEN BONGSCopy !req
61. Oh, that's just not fair.Copy !req
62. HORNS BEEPCopy !req
63. OK! Keep your hair on!
It's not MY fault!Copy !req
64. Ah, just my luck.Copy !req
65. Stay BACK, please. Back, thank you.Copy !req
66. It's blocked off!Copy !req
67. We're miles from the centre.
The city must be gridlocked.Copy !req
68. The whole of London
must be closing down.Copy !req
69. I know! I can't believe I'm here to
see this. This is fantastic! Did you
know this was gonna happen? Nope!Copy !req
70. D'you recognise the ship? Nope!
D'you know why it crashed? Nope!Copy !req
71. So glad I've got you(!) Bet you are!
This is why I travel, Rose. History
happening right in front of us!Copy !req
72. Well, let's go and see it.
Never mind the traffic, we've
got the Tardis. Hmm. Better not.Copy !req
73. With one spaceship in the middle of
London, I don't wanna shove another
on top. Yeah . . .Copy !req
74. but yours looks like a big blue box.
No-one'd notice. You'd be surprised.Copy !req
75. Emergency like this, all kinds of
people will be watching. Trust me,
the Tardis stays where it is.Copy !req
76. So history is happening, and we're
stuck here. Yes, we are . . . This has
gotta be Ken Livingstone, innit . . . ?Copy !req
77. We COULD do what everyone else does.Copy !req
78. Watch it on TV.Copy !req
79. 'Big Ben destroyed as a UFO
crash-lands in central London.Copy !req
80. 'Police reinforcements are drafted
in from across the countryCopy !req
81. 'to control widespread panic,
looting and civil disturbance.Copy !req
82. 'A state of national emergency
has been declared.
Tom Hitchinson is at the scene.'Copy !req
83. The police urge the public not to
panic. Here's the helpline numberCopy !req
84. if you're worried
about friends or family.Copy !req
85. The military are on the lookout
for more spaceshipsCopy !req
86. so all flights in North American
airspace have been grounded.Copy !req
87. The army are sending divers
into the wreckCopy !req
88. no-one knows
what they're going to find.Copy !req
89. The President will address
the nation live,Copy !req
90. but the Secretary General has asked
that people watch the skies.Copy !req
91. I've got no choice! Broke your
mother's heart . . . ! Make him welcome
or risk never seeing you again.Copy !req
92. . And I cradled her like a child . . .
Oi! I'm trying to listen!Copy !req
93. . Just coming in . . .Copy !req
94. And we go to Tom at the Embankment.Copy !req
95. They've found a body.Copy !req
96. It's unconfirmed but I'm being told
a body's been found in the wreckage,Copy !req
97. a body of non-terrestrial origins.Copy !req
98. It's being brought ashore.Copy !req
99. 'A body has been found inside
the wreckage of a spacecraft.'Copy !req
100. Guess who asked me out? Billy Croot!Copy !req
101. 'Unconfirmed reports say the body
IS of extra-terrestrial origin.Copy !req
102. 'An extraordinary event unfolding
live in Central London.Copy !req
103. 'The body is being transferred to
a secure-unit mortuary, whereabouts
as yet unknown. Roads in . . .'Copy !req
104. 'And when you've stuck your fins on
you can cover the whole lot
in butter-cream.Copy !req
105. 'Ooh look at that!
Ice it any colour you want.Copy !req
106. 'And here's one I made earlier . . .Copy !req
107. 'And look at that, your very own
spaceship, ready to eat.Copy !req
108. 'And for something extra special . . .'Copy !req
109. '. . Albion Hospital.'Copy !req
110. We still don't know if it's alive or
dead. Whitehall's denying everything.Copy !req
111. But the body has been brought here,
Albion Hospital. With roads closed,
it's the closest to the river . . .'Copy !req
112. I'm being told that's General Asquith
now entering the hospital.Copy !req
113. The building's evacuated, patients
moved out onto the streets.Copy !req
114. the police still won't confirm
the presence of an alien body
contained inside those walls.Copy !req
115. Let's have a look, then.Copy !req
116. Good God!Copy !req
117. And that's real?Copy !req
118. It's not a hoax or a dummy, or. . ?
I've x-rayed the skull.Copy !req
119. It's wired up inside
like nothing I've ever seen before.
No-one could make this up.Copy !req
120. We've got experts being flown in.Copy !req
121. Until they arrive,
get that out of sight.Copy !req
122. Excuse me, sir. I know it's a state
of emergency and there's a lot
of rumour flying around, but . . .Copy !req
123. is it true what they're saying?
About the Prime Minister?Copy !req
124. Mystery surrounds the whereabouts
of the Prime Minister. He's not been
seen since the emergency began.Copy !req
125. The opposition are criticising
his lack of leadership . . . Hold on.Copy !req
126. Oh, that's Joseph Green,
MP for Hartley Dale.Copy !req
127. He's Chairman of the Parliamentary
Commission on the Monitoring of Sugar
Standards in Exported Confectionery.Copy !req
128. With respect, hardly
the most important person right now.Copy !req
129. Indra Ganesh, sir, Junior Secretary
with the MOD. I'll be your liaison.
Where the hell is he?Copy !req
130. If we could talk in private, sir?
Follow me upstairs. Excuse me . . .Copy !req
131. Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North.
I'm sorry, can't it wait? But I did
have an appointment at 3.15. Yes.Copy !req
132. Then a spaceship crashed
in the middle of London. I think
the schedule might have changed(!)Copy !req
133. You've heard about the body, sir?
Never mind that. Where is he?
Where's the Prime Minister?Copy !req
134. No-one knows, he's disappeared.
I have to inform you,Copy !req
135. with the city gridlocked and the
Cabinet stranded outside London, you
become Acting Prime Minister. Now.Copy !req
136. Oh, Lord! Oh, hold on.
PHRRRRT!Copy !req
137. Pardon me. I-It's a nervous stomach.
Anyway . . . !Copy !req
138. Margaret Blaine, she's with MI5
There's no more information sir.Copy !req
139. I personally escorted the PM from
the Cabinet Room to his car. This is
Oliver Charles, Transport Liaison.Copy !req
140. The car's disappeared.
There's no record of it, sir.
Literally vanished. Right - inside,Copy !req
141. tell me everything. Er, sir . . .Copy !req
142. Emergency protocols. The actions
to be taken by the Government
in the event of an alien incursion.Copy !req
143. Right. Good.Copy !req
144. PHRRRT!
Blimey!Copy !req
145. Pardon me.Copy !req
146. Get to work, eh?Copy !req
147. DOGS BARKCopy !req
148. And where d'you think you're going?
Nowhere. It's . . . just
a bit human in there for me.Copy !req
149. History's happened. They're talking
about where to buy dodgy top-up cards
half-price. I'm only off on a wander.Copy !req
150. Right. A spaceship on the Thames,
and you're just wandering(? ) Nothing
to do with me! It's not an invasion.Copy !req
151. That was a genuine crash-landing.
Angle of descent, colour of smoke,
everything. It was perfect. So?Copy !req
152. So maybe this is it. First contact.
The day mankind officially comes
into contact with an alien race.Copy !req
153. I'm not interfering. You've GOT to
handle this on your own.
And the human race finally grows up!Copy !req
154. Just this morning, you were
all tiny and small and made of clay!
Now you can expand!Copy !req
155. You don't need me. Go and celebrate
history. Spend time with your mum.
Promise you won't disappear.Copy !req
156. Tell you what.Copy !req
157. Tardis key. About time you had one.
See you later.Copy !req
158. Oi, gorgeous, come
back and join the party!Copy !req
159. Oh, my God!Copy !req
160. Oi! Doctor!Copy !req
161. DOCTOR!Copy !req
162. I bet no-one's brought you a coffee.Copy !req
163. Thank you. Pleasure.Copy !req
164. You still can't go in.Copy !req
165. Damn, you've seen through
my cunning plan.Copy !req
166. Look, I'm sorry, it's impossible.
Not even for two minutes?Copy !req
167. I don't get many chances
to walk these corridors,Copy !req
168. I'm hardly one of the "babes",
just a faithful backbencher.Copy !req
169. And I know we've had a brave new
world land right on our doorstep,
and that's wonderful.Copy !req
170. I think that's . . . probably wonderful,
nevertheless, ordinary life
keeps ticking away.Copy !req
171. I need to enter this paper.Copy !req
172. Oh, Mr Green sir, I know you're
busy, but could you put this
on the next Cabinet agenda?Copy !req
173. What is it? Cottage hospitals.
I've worked out a systemCopy !req
174. where cottage hospitals need not be
excluded from Centres of Excellence.Copy !req
175. You see, my mother's in the Flydale
Infirmary, that's my constituency,Copy !req
176. tiny little place, you wouldn't know
it - but it . . . By all the saints,Copy !req
177. get some perspective, woman!
I'm busy!Copy !req
178. DISTANT THUD ECHOESCopy !req
179. LOUDER THUDCopy !req
180. ANOTHER THUDCopy !req
181. THUD AND METALLIC CLANKCopy !req
182. REGULAR THUDS CONTINUECopy !req
183. LOUD WHIRR
Shhh!Copy !req
184. THUDS AND CRASHESCopy !req
185. THUMPS BECOME FASTERCopy !req
186. CHAT AND BANTERCopy !req
187. THEY FALL SILENTCopy !req
188. THUDS AND BANGSCopy !req
189. Defence plan delta! Come on, MOVE!Copy !req
190. It's alive. Spread out,
tell the perimeter it's a lockdown.Copy !req
191. Oh, my God it's still alive!Copy !req
192. Do it!Copy !req
193. Mick! Terry! Side rooms! Now!Copy !req
194. Clear!Copy !req
195. Clear! Keep it moving! Clear!Copy !req
196. I swear, it was dead . . .Copy !req
197. Coma, shock, hibernation, anything . . .
What does it look like?Copy !req
198. METALLIC CLINKCopy !req
199. It's still here.Copy !req
200. METAL CLINKSCopy !req
201. IT GRUNTSCopy !req
202. Hello.Copy !req
203. LOUD SQUEALCopy !req
204. Don't shoot!Copy !req
205. LOUD SCREECHESCopy !req
206. What did you do that for?
It was scared!Copy !req
207. It was scared!Copy !req
208. I have the White House
phoning me direct because Downing
Street won't answer their calls!Copy !req
209. this is outrageous! We haven't even
started the vaccination programme.
This is appalling!Copy !req
210. The nations of the world are
watching the United Kingdom. Well,
it HAS all been a bit of a shock.Copy !req
211. It's the greatest crisis in modern
history, and you've done nothing.Copy !req
212. Your behaviour's been shameful, sir!
You're supposed to be in charge.
We need leadership.Copy !req
213. The capital's ground to a halt.Copy !req
214. Furthermore, we can only assume
the PM's disappearance is the direct
result of hostile alien action,Copy !req
215. and what've you been doing? Nothing!
Sorry . . .Copy !req
216. Sorry, ah . . .I thoughtCopy !req
217. I was Prime Minister now.Copy !req
218. Only by default!
Oh-h-h, that's not fair(!)Copy !req
219. I've been having such fun.
You think this is fun?Copy !req
220. It's a hoot, this job.Copy !req
221. Honestly, it's super!Copy !req
222. PHRRRT!
Oh! 'Scuse me.Copy !req
223. PHRRRT!Copy !req
224. PHRRRT!
What's going on here?Copy !req
225. Where's the rest of the Cabinet? Why
haven't they been airlifted in? I
cancelled it. They'd get in the way.Copy !req
226. PHRRRT!
Oops, there I go.Copy !req
227. PHRRRT! PHRRRT!
PHRRRT-SQUEAK!
Ooh! And me!Copy !req
228. THEY GIGGLECopy !req
229. I'M . . . shaking my booty.
PHRRRT!Copy !req
230. PHRRRT!
Sir!Copy !req
231. Under Section 5 of the emergency
protocols, it is my duty
to relieve you of command.Copy !req
232. And by God, I'll put this country
under martial law if I have to.Copy !req
233. Ooh I'm scared(!)Copy !req
234. I mean . . .Copy !req
235. that's hair-raising.Copy !req
236. I mean, literally.Copy !req
237. Look.Copy !req
238. THE OTHERS GIGGLECopy !req
239. SQUELCHY GURGLES AND CRACKLESCopy !req
240. I just assumed
that's what aliens looked like.Copy !req
241. You're saying it's an ordinary pig,
from Earth? More like a mermaid.Copy !req
242. Victorian showmen used to draw the
crowds by gluing the skull of a cat
to a fish, then calling it a mermaid.Copy !req
243. Now someone's taken a pig,
opened up its brain, stuck bits on.Copy !req
244. Then they strapped it in that ship,
made it dive-bomb,Copy !req
245. it must've been terrified.Copy !req
246. They've taken this animal
and turned it into a joke.Copy !req
247. So it's a fake, a pretend,
like the mermaid.Copy !req
248. But the technology augmenting its
brain, it's like nothing on Earth.Copy !req
249. It's alien.
Aliens are faking aliens?Copy !req
250. Why would they . . . ?Copy !req
251. Doctor?Copy !req
252. Doctor?Copy !req
253. Here's to the Martians!
The Martians!Copy !req
254. I was gonna come and see ya.
Someone owes Mickey an apology.Copy !req
255. I'm sorry. Not you.Copy !req
256. Well, it's not my fault. Be fair,
what was I supposed to think?Copy !req
257. You disappear, who do they turn to?
Your boyfriend. Five times I was
taken in for questioning. Five!Copy !req
258. No evidence. Couldn't be, could
there? And HER whispering round
the estate, pointing the finger.Copy !req
259. Stuff through my letterbox - all cos
of you. I didn't think I'd be gone
so long. And I waited for you, Rose!Copy !req
260. 12 months, waiting for you and the
doctor to come back. You knew about
the doctor? Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
261. Yeah, why not, Rose?
How could I tell her
where you went? Tell me now!Copy !req
262. I might as well, cos you're stuck
here. The doctor's gone. Just now,
that box thing just faded away.Copy !req
263. What d'you mean? He's left you.
Some boyfriend he turned out to be.Copy !req
264. He wouldn't just go. He promised me.
Aw, he's dumped you, Rose, sailed
off into space. How does it feel?Copy !req
265. Huh? Now you are left behind
with the rest of us earthlings. Get
used to it! But he would've said.Copy !req
266. What are you two chimps on about?
What's going on? What's this doctor
done now? Huh! He's vamoosed!Copy !req
267. He's not! Cos he gave me this.Copy !req
268. He's not my boyfriend, Mickey,
he's better than that.Copy !req
269. He's much more important. And he . . .Copy !req
270. I said so!Copy !req
271. Mum! Mum! Go inside!Copy !req
272. Don't stand there! Go inside, Mum!Copy !req
273. Oh, blimey.Copy !req
274. How'd you do that, then?Copy !req
275. OK, so I lied. I went for a look.
The whole crash-landing's a fake.
I thought so - just too perfect.Copy !req
276. I mean, hitting Big Ben, come on!
So I thought, "Let's go and have
a look at the pilot." My mum's here.Copy !req
277. Oh, just what I need. Don't you dare
make this place domestic!
You ruined my life, Doctor.Copy !req
278. They thought she was dead. I was
a murder suspect because of you.
You see what I mean? Domestic!Copy !req
279. I bet you don't even remember
my name! Ricky. It's Mickey.
No, it's Ricky.Copy !req
280. I think I know my own name! THINK
you know it? How stupid are you?
Mum, don't! Don't go anywhere.Copy !req
281. Don't start a fight.Copy !req
282. Mum! It's not like that, he's not . . .Copy !req
283. I'll be up in a minute hold on!Copy !req
284. That was a real spaceship? Yep.
So it's all a pack of lies.
What is it then? Are they invading?Copy !req
285. Funny way to invade,
putting the world on red alert.
Good point. So what they up to?Copy !req
286. '. . Crisis continues. The Government
shows remarkable lack of leadership,
paranoia sweeps the country.Copy !req
287. 'There've been at least three reports
of public assaults on people
possibly identified as aliens.Copy !req
288. 'Now back to Tom Hitchinson.Copy !req
289. 'Are there more ships to come?Copy !req
290. 'And what's their intention?Copy !req
291. 'The authorities are now asking,
if anyone knows anything,Copy !req
292. 'if any previous sighting has been
made, then call this number.Copy !req
293. 'We need your help.'Copy !req
294. ENGAGED TONECopy !req
295. ENGAGED TONECopy !req
296. Yes, I've seen one, I really
have, an alien. And she's with him.Copy !req
297. My daughter, she's with him and she's
not safe. Oh, my God, she's not safe.Copy !req
298. I've seen an alien and I know
his name. He's called the Doctor.Copy !req
299. It's a box, a blue box.
She called it a Tardis.Copy !req
300. So what you doing down there?
Ricky . . . Mickey.Copy !req
301. Ricky, if I was to tell you what
I was doing to the controls of
my frankly magnificent timeship,Copy !req
302. would you even begin to understand?
I suppose not . . .Copy !req
303. Shut it, then.Copy !req
304. Some friend you've got.
He's winding you up.Copy !req
305. I am sorry.Copy !req
306. OK. I am, though.Copy !req
307. Every day, I looked.Copy !req
308. On every street corner, wherever
I went. Looking for a blue box.
For a whole year.Copy !req
309. It's only been a few days for me.Copy !req
310. I dunno, it's hard to tell
inside this thing but I swear, it's
just a few days since I left you.Copy !req
311. Not enough time to miss me, then.Copy !req
312. I did miss you.Copy !req
313. I missed you.Copy !req
314. So, um, in 12 months . . .Copy !req
315. have you been seeing anyone else?Copy !req
316. Nope.Copy !req
317. OK . . . Mainly cos everyone thinks
I murdered you.Copy !req
318. Right.Copy !req
319. So, now that you've come back . . .Copy !req
320. are you gonna stay?Copy !req
321. Got it!Copy !req
322. Aha!Copy !req
323. Patched in the radar, looped it back
12 hours so it followed the flight of
that spaceship. Here we go, hold on.Copy !req
324. Come on!Copy !req
325. That's the spaceship
on its way to Earth, see?Copy !req
326. Except! Hold on . . .Copy !req
327. See? The space-ship did a slingshot
round the Earth before it landed.Copy !req
328. What's that mean? It came from Earth
in the first place. Went up and came
back down. Whoever those aliens are,Copy !req
329. they've been here a while. Question
is, what've they been doing?Copy !req
330. What d'you think, how's
the compression? I think I've got
too much ballast round the middle.Copy !req
331. PHRRRT!
Ooh, that's better!Copy !req
332. We must fix the gas exchange. It's
getting ridiculous. Oh, seems human
to me . . . Better get rid of his skin.Copy !req
333. Shame, I quite enjoyed being Oliver.Copy !req
334. He had a wife,
a mistress and a young farmer.Copy !req
335. HE CHUCKLESCopy !req
336. God, I was busy!Copy !req
337. Back to work.Copy !req
338. I have an army to command!
Careful now. We're not there yet.Copy !req
339. General Asquith.
Sir, we've had a priority alarm,
it's code nine, confirmed code nine.Copy !req
340. Right. Good. Code Nine.Copy !req
341. Which would mean . . . ?Copy !req
342. In the event of emergency protocols
being activated,Copy !req
343. our software automatically searches
all communications for keywords.
And one of those words is "doctor".Copy !req
344. I think we've found him, sir.
What sort of doctor? Who is he?Copy !req
345. Evidently, he's some sort of expert
in extraterrestrial affairs - the
ultimate expert! We need him, sir,Copy !req
346. we need him here right now.Copy !req
347. How many channels you get? All the
basic packages. Sports channels?Copy !req
348. Yes, I get the football.
Hold on. I know that lot.Copy !req
349. '. . but likely that the Government's
bringing in alien-specialists,Copy !req
350. 'those people who've devoted their
lives to studying outer space.'Copy !req
351. UNIT, United Nations
Intelligence Taskforce. Good people.
How d'you know 'em?Copy !req
352. Cos he's worked for them. Oh, yeah,
don't think I sat on my backside for
12 months, Doctor, I read up on you.Copy !req
353. Look deep enough on the Internet or
in history books - there's his name.
Followed by a list of the dead.Copy !req
354. That's nice, good boy, Ricky(!) If
you know 'em, why not go and help?Copy !req
355. They wouldn't recognise me. I've
changed a lot since the old days.
Besides, the world's on a knife-edge.Copy !req
356. There's aliens out there - and fake
aliens. I wanna keep this alien
out of the mix. I'm going undercover.Copy !req
357. PING!
I'd better keep the Tardis out
of sight. Ricky, you've got a car,Copy !req
358. you can drive. Where to? The roads
are clearing. Let's see that ship.Copy !req
359. 'DO NOT MOVE!'Copy !req
360. TROOPS YELLCopy !req
361. ROSE!Copy !req
362. Rose!Copy !req
363. Raise your hands above your
heads! You are under arrest!Copy !req
364. Take me to your leader.Copy !req
365. .My daughter . . . !Copy !req
366. CHATTER AND STATIC ON RADIOSCopy !req
367. This is a bit posh! If I'd known it
would be like this, being arrested,
I would've done it years ago.Copy !req
368. We're not being arrested,
we're being escorted. Where to?
Downing Street. Where d'you think?Copy !req
369. You're kidding! I'm not!Copy !req
370. 10 Downing Street? That's the one!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
371. I'm going to 10 Downing Street?
How come? I hate to say it,
but Mickey was right.Copy !req
372. Over the years I've visited this
planet, a lot of times, and I've
been . . . noticed. Now they need you.Copy !req
373. Like it said on the news, they're
gathering experts in alien knowledge.
Who's the biggest expert of the lot?Copy !req
374. Patrick Moore. Apart from him.
Oh, don't you just love it(!) Ah,
I'm telling you! Lloyd George,Copy !req
375. he used to drink me under the table.
Who's the Prime Minister now?
How should I know? I missed a year.Copy !req
376. .So she's OK, then?Copy !req
377. She's not in any trouble? All I can
say is that your daughter and her
companion might be in a positionCopy !req
378. to help the country. We'll need
to know how she made contact
with this man. IF he is a man.Copy !req
379. PHRRRT!
Oops!Copy !req
380. Right, off you go, then.
I need to talk with Mrs Tyler
on my own, thank you.Copy !req
381. TUMMY RUMBLESCopy !req
382. Harriet Jones, MP Flydale North.Copy !req
383. Ladies and gentlemen, can we
convene? Quick as we can please.Copy !req
384. This way, on the right. ID cards
are to be worn at all times.Copy !req
385. Here's your ID card. I'm sorry, your
companion doesn't have clearance.
I don't go anywhere without her.Copy !req
386. You're the Code Nine, not her.
Now, I'm sorry, er . . .Doctor,Copy !req
387. She'll have to stay outside. She's
staying with me. Look, even I don't
have clearance to go in there.Copy !req
388. I can't let her in.
That's OK . . .You go.Copy !req
389. Excuse me, are you the doctor?Not
now! We're busy, can't you go home?
I just need a word in private . . . OK.Copy !req
390. You haven't clearance. Leave it!
.I'll leave you with security.Copy !req
391. It's all right, I'll look after her.
Let me be of some use.Copy !req
392. Walk with me.Copy !req
393. Just keep walking . . .Copy !req
394. That's right, don't look round.Copy !req
395. Harriet Jones MP, Flydale North.Copy !req
396. '. . This friend of yours,'Copy !req
397. . he's an expert, is that right?Copy !req
398. He know. . H-He knows about aliens?
Why d'you wanna to know?Copy !req
399. Ladies and gentlemen . . . Attention,
please? As you see from the summary,
the ship had one porcine pilot.Copy !req
400. Of course the really interesting bit
happened three days ago, see? Filed
away under "any other business".Copy !req
401. The North Sea. A satellite detected
a signal, a blip of radiation
at 100 fathoms.Copy !req
402. Like there's something's down there.
You were just about to investigate,
next thing you know, this happens.Copy !req
403. Spaceships, pigs, massive diversion.
>From what?Copy !req
404. They turn the body into a suit,
a disguise, for the thing inside . . . !Copy !req
405. It's all right, I believe you.Copy !req
406. It's . . . It's, alien.Copy !req
407. But they must have some serious
technology behind this. If we could
find it, we could use it.Copy !req
408. Oh, my God. Is that . . . ?Copy !req
409. . Harriet, for God's sake! This is
beyond a joke, you cannot wander . . .Copy !req
410. Oh, my God.
That's the Prime Minister.Copy !req
411. If aliens fake an alien crash and
an alien pilot, what do they get?Copy !req
412. Us.Copy !req
413. They get us.Copy !req
414. It's not a diversion, it's a trap.Copy !req
415. Oh . . .Copy !req
416. . has someone been naughty?Copy !req
417. It was bigger on the inside . . .
I don't know! What do I know
about spaceships?Copy !req
418. That's what worries me. You see,
this man is classified as trouble,Copy !req
419. which means that anyone associated
with him . . .is trouble.Copy !req
420. And that's my job,Copy !req
421. eliminating trouble.Copy !req
422. But that's not possible.Copy !req
423. He left this afternoon.Copy !req
424. I mean, the Prime Minister left
Downing Street, he was driven away.Copy !req
425. And who told you that(? )Copy !req
426. Hmm?Copy !req
427. Me.Copy !req
428. This is about us! Alien experts,
the only people who know how to fight
them - gathered together in one room.Copy !req
429. PHRRRT!Copy !req
430. 'Scuse me. D'you mind not farting
while I'm saving the world?Copy !req
431. Would you rather
silent but deadly?Copy !req
432. EVIL SNIGGERCopy !req
433. REALLY EVIL GUFFAWSCopy !req
434. MENACING GURGLESCopy !req
435. Grrr! Hmmm!Copy !req
436. SLITHERY SQUELCHINGCopy !req
437. GRRR!Copy !req
438. We are the Slitheen.Copy !req
439. GRRR!Copy !req
440. Thank you all for wearing
your ID. cards.Copy !req
441. They'll help to identify the bodies.Copy !req
442. '. . Yesterday saw the start
of a brave new world.'Copy !req
443. Today might see it end.Copy !req
444. Oi. If you want aliens, you've got
'em. They're inside Downing Street.Copy !req
445. Planet Earth is at war.Copy !req
446. Everybody RUN!Copy !req
447. Who exactly are Slitheen? Aliens.Copy !req
448. I could save the world but lose you.Copy !req