1. CLOCK CHIMESCopy !req
2. Whoever those aliens,
they've been here for a while.Copy !req
3. Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North.Copy !req
4. I thought I was Prime Minister now.Copy !req
5. Aaaaagh!Copy !req
6. Thank you all for wearing
your ID cards.Copy !req
7. They'll help to identify the bodies.Copy !req
8. Deadly to humans, maybe . . .Copy !req
9. ALIEN SCREECHESCopy !req
10. Ah!Copy !req
11. Jackie!Copy !req
12. ALIEN ROARSCopy !req
13. ALIEN SCREECHESCopy !req
14. You want aliens, you've got them.
They're inside Downing Street.Copy !req
15. Reinstate my disguise me!
Hurry up, hurry!Copy !req
16. Wait! They're still in there - the
Emergency Protocols, we need them.Copy !req
17. Aaaagh!Copy !req
18. Where've you been?Copy !req
19. I called for help,
I sounded the alarm . . .Copy !req
20. there was this . . . lightning,
this kind of, um, electricity,
and they all collapsed.Copy !req
21. I think they're all dead.
That's what I'm saying.Copy !req
22. He did it! That man there!Copy !req
23. The Prime Minister is an alien
in disguise.Copy !req
24. That's never gonna work, is it? No.Copy !req
25. Fair enough.Copy !req
26. Down there!Copy !req
27. Under the jurisdiction of the
Emergency Protocols, I authorise
you to execute this man!Copy !req
28. Well, now, yes, you see, er,
the thing is . . .Copy !req
29. If I was gonna execute someone by
backing him up against the wall,Copy !req
30. little word of advice -
don't stand him against the lift.Copy !req
31. ALIEN GROWLSCopy !req
32. LIFT BELL PINGSCopy !req
33. ALIEN HISSES
Hello!Copy !req
34. Hide!Copy !req
35. I repeat, the upper
floors are under quarantine.Copy !req
36. You will disregard all
previous instructions, you will
take your orders directly from me.Copy !req
37. LIFT BELL PINGSCopy !req
38. Mr Green, sir, sorry,
but you've got to come with me.Copy !req
39. We should evacuate the building.Copy !req
40. Sergeant, have you, um,
read the Emergency Protocols?Copy !req
41. No, sir. Then don't question me.Copy !req
42. Seal off Number Ten,
secure the ground floor,Copy !req
43. and if the Doctor makes it
downstairs, shoot on sight!Copy !req
44. You heard him, move out!Copy !req
45. Let the sport begin.
JOSEPH FARTSCopy !req
46. I'm getting
poisoned by the gas exchange.Copy !req
47. I need to be naked. Rejoice in it.Copy !req
48. Your body is magnificent.Copy !req
49. Oh, such fun.Copy !req
50. Little human children,
where are you?Copy !req
51. Sweet little human kins,
come to me.Copy !req
52. Let me kiss you better.Copy !req
53. Kiss you with my big green lips.Copy !req
54. Go and check it out!Copy !req
55. LIFT BELL PINGSCopy !req
56. It does us good to hunt,
it purifies the blood.Copy !req
57. We'll keep this floor
quarantined as our last hiding
ground before the final phase.Copy !req
58. My brothers. Happy hunting?Copy !req
59. It's wonderful.Copy !req
60. The more you prolong it,
the more they stink.Copy !req
61. Sweat and fear!Copy !req
62. I can smell an old girl.Copy !req
63. Stale perfume and brittle bones.Copy !req
64. And a ripe youngster,
all hormones and adrenalin.Copy !req
65. Fresh enough to bend
before she snaps.Copy !req
66. Ah! No! Take me first, take me!Copy !req
67. Out! With me!Copy !req
68. Who are you?
Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North.
Nice to meet you. Likewise.Copy !req
69. We need the Cabinet Rooms.Copy !req
70. The Emergency Protocols
are in there.Copy !req
71. Harriet Jones, I like you.
I think I like you too.Copy !req
72. One move and my device'll triplicate
the flammability of this alcohol.Copy !req
73. Woof, we all go up. So back off.Copy !req
74. Right, then, question time.Copy !req
75. Who exactly are the Slitheen?Copy !req
76. They're aliens.
Yes, I got that, thanks.Copy !req
77. Who are you, if not human?Copy !req
78. Who? He's not human. He's not?
Could I have a bit of hush? Sorry.Copy !req
79. So, what's the plan?Copy !req
80. But he's got a northern accent.
Lots of planets have a north. Hush!Copy !req
81. Come on!Copy !req
82. You've got a spaceship hidden
in the North Sea.Copy !req
83. You've murdered your way to the top,
what for, invasion?Copy !req
84. Why would we invade this
godforsaken rock?Copy !req
85. Something's brought your race here.Copy !req
86. The Slitheen race?
Slitheen is not our species.Copy !req
87. Slitheen is our surname.Copy !req
88. Jocrassa Fel Fotch Pasameer-Day
Slitheen at your service.Copy !req
89. So you're family? A family business.Copy !req
90. Then you're out to make a profit.Copy !req
91. How can you do that on a rock?Copy !req
92. Aaaaaaah, excuse me.
Your device will do what -
"triplicate the flammability"?Copy !req
93. That's what I said? You're making
it up. Oh, well. Nice try.Copy !req
94. Have a drink. You're gonna need it.Copy !req
95. You pass it to the left first.
Sorry.Copy !req
96. Thanks. Now we can end this
hunt . . . with a slaughter.Copy !req
97. Don't you think we should run?Copy !req
98. Fascinating history, Downing Street.Copy !req
99. 2, 000 years ago, this was marshland.Copy !req
100. 1730, it was occupied by a
Mr Chicken. He was a nice man.Copy !req
101. 1796, this was the Cabinet Room.Copy !req
102. If the Cabinet's in danger,Copy !req
103. these are about the safest walls
in Britain. End of lesson.Copy !req
104. Installed in 1991. Three inches
of steel, lining every single wall.Copy !req
105. They'll never get in.
And how do we get out?Copy !req
106. Ah.Copy !req
107. He's safely contained.Copy !req
108. Now cut off the communications,
then summon up the family!Copy !req
109. It's time we finished with
this insane planet for good.Copy !req
110. And there's still no word from
inside Downing Street, though we
are getting even more new arrivals.Copy !req
111. That's Group Captain Tennant James
of the RAF, though why
he's been summoned, we've no idea.Copy !req
112. And that's Ewan McAllister,Copy !req
113. Deputy Secretary for
the Scottish Parliament.Copy !req
114. And this is most unusual -Copy !req
115. I'm told that is Sylvia Dillane,
chairman of the North Sea
Boating Club.Copy !req
116. Quite what connects all these people,
we have no idea.Copy !req
117. Group Captain.Copy !req
118. Delighted you could make it.
We're meeting upstairs.Copy !req
119. HE FARTS
That's the spirit, off you go.Copy !req
120. Good to see you. Come on through.Copy !req
121. Ah, Sergeant. Now that the Doctor's
been neutralised, the upper levels
are out of bounds to everyone.Copy !req
122. Then who are they? Need to
know, Sergeant, need to know.Copy !req
123. I want you to liaise
with Communications.Copy !req
124. The Acting Prime Minister will
be making an address.Copy !req
125. He will speak to
the nations of the world!Copy !req
126. If you'd just like to go through
and get changed.Copy !req
127. Now, if you'd like to head down to
the end of the corridor,Copy !req
128. it's first on the left.Copy !req
129. Thank you.Copy !req
130. Got anything stronger? No chance.Copy !req
131. This ain't time for a conga!Copy !req
132. We've gotta tell someone!Copy !req
133. Who do we trust?
For all we know, they've all got
big bog monsters inside of 'em.Copy !req
134. I mean this is what he does, Jacks.Copy !req
135. That Doctor bloke, everywhere he
goes, death and destruction, and
he's got Rose in it.Copy !req
136. Has he got a great big
green thing inside him, then?Copy !req
137. I wouldn't put it past him.Copy !req
138. But he's the only person who knows
how to fight these things!Copy !req
139. I thought I was gonna die.Copy !req
140. Come on, yeah?Copy !req
141. If anyone's gonna
cry, it's gonna be me.Copy !req
142. Now, you're safe in my flat.Copy !req
143. No-one's gonna look for you here,
since you hate me so much!Copy !req
144. You saved my life!
God, that's embarrassing!Copy !req
145. Telling me!Copy !req
146. He wanted me dead.Copy !req
147. And he's still out there, Mickey.Copy !req
148. That policeman . . . that thing!Copy !req
149. Right, you head off.Copy !req
150. Inform control I've one or two
things that still need doing.Copy !req
151. I haven't quite finished
with Mrs Tyler yet.Copy !req
152. Is that all of us?Copy !req
153. All the family except Sip Fel Fotch.
He's found a hunt of his own. Ah.Copy !req
154. What was his name?Copy !req
155. Who? This one. The, er, secretary,
or whatever he was called.Copy !req
156. I don't know. I talked to him.Copy !req
157. I brought him a cup of coffee.Copy !req
158. I never asked his name.Copy !req
159. Sorry.Copy !req
160. Right, what have we got?
Any terminals, anything?Copy !req
161. Nope, this place is antique.Copy !req
162. When they killed the Prime Minister,
why didn't they use him as
a disguise? He's too slim.Copy !req
163. They need to fit inside big humans.Copy !req
164. But the Slitheen are eight feet.
How do they squeeze inside?Copy !req
165. That's the device round their
necks, it shrinks them down a bit.Copy !req
166. That's why there's all that gas.Copy !req
167. Wish I had a compression field.Copy !req
168. Excuse me, people are dead!
This is not the time for jokes.Copy !req
169. You get used to this
stuff when you're friends with him.Copy !req
170. Well, that's a strange friendship.Copy !req
171. Harriet Jones. I've heard that name
before.Copy !req
172. You're not famous for anything,
are you?Copy !req
173. Hardly! Rings a bell. Harriet Jones?Copy !req
174. Lifelong backbencher and a fat lot
of use of I am now.Copy !req
175. The Protocols are redundant.Copy !req
176. They list people who could help
and they're dead.Copy !req
177. Couldn't we just
launch a nuclear bomb at them?Copy !req
178. You're a very violent young woman.Copy !req
179. I'm serious, we could!
There's nothing like that in here.Copy !req
180. Nuclear strikes do need a release
code, yes, but it's kept secret
by the United Nations.Copy !req
181. Say that again.
What, about the codes?Copy !req
182. Anything, all of it.Copy !req
183. The British Isles can't gain access
to atomic weapons without
a Special Resolution from the UN.Copy !req
184. Like that's ever stopped 'em.
Exactly, given our past record . . .
and I voted against that.Copy !req
185. The codes have been given to the UN.
Is it important?Copy !req
186. Everything's important. If only
we knew what the Slitheen wanted.Copy !req
187. I'm saying Slitheen as if it's
normal! What do they want, though?Copy !req
188. They're just one family,
so it's not an invasion.Copy !req
189. They're out to make money.
They want to use something on Earth.Copy !req
190. Some kind of asset. Like gold?Copy !req
191. Oil? Water?Copy !req
192. You're very good at this.Copy !req
193. Thank you. Harriet Jones,
why do I know that name?Copy !req
194. Oh, that's me.
How did you get a signal?Copy !req
195. He zapped it. Super phone.Copy !req
196. Then we can phone your contacts!Copy !req
197. Dead downstairs, yeah.Copy !req
198. It's Mickey.Copy !req
199. Oh, tell your stupid
boyfriend we're busy.Copy !req
200. Yeah, he's not so stupid after all.Copy !req
201. No, no, not just alien,Copy !req
202. but like, proper alien, all stinking
and wet and disgusting,Copy !req
203. and more to the point,
it wanted to kill us!Copy !req
204. I could have died!
Is she all right though?Copy !req
205. Don't put her on, just tell me.Copy !req
206. Is that Ricky?
Just go to your computer.Copy !req
207. It's Mickey, and why should I?Copy !req
208. Mickey, the idiot,
I might just choke before I finish
this sentence, but . . .I need you.Copy !req
209. It says "password?"Copy !req
210. Say again.Copy !req
211. It's asking for the password.Copy !req
212. Buffalo. Two Fs, one I.Copy !req
213. So what's that website?Copy !req
214. All the secret
information known to mankind.Copy !req
215. See, they've known about aliens for
years. They just kept us in the dark.Copy !req
216. Mickey, you were born in the dark.Copy !req
217. Oh, leave him alone.
Thank you.Copy !req
218. Password again.
Just repeat it, every time.Copy !req
219. Big Ben. Why did the Slitheen go
and hit Big Ben?Copy !req
220. You said to gather the experts,
to kill them.Copy !req
221. That lot would've gathered for a
weather balloon. You don't need to
crash-land in the middle of London.Copy !req
222. The Slitheen are hiding,
but then they put the entire
planet on red alert. Why?Copy !req
223. Oh, listen to her(!)
Oi! At least I'm trying.Copy !req
224. I'VE got a question,
if you don't mind.Copy !req
225. Since that man walked
into our lives,
I've been attacked in the streets,Copy !req
226. I've had creatures from the pits
of hell in my own living roomCopy !req
227. and my daughter disappear off the
face of the Earth. I told you
what happened. I'm talking to HIM!Copy !req
228. Cos I've seen this life of yours,
Doctor, and maybe you get off on it,Copy !req
229. and maybe you think it's all
clever and smart, but you tell me -
just answer me this -Copy !req
230. is my daughter safe?Copy !req
231. I'm fine.Copy !req
232. Is she safe?Copy !req
233. Will she always be safe,
can you promise me that?Copy !req
234. Well, what's the answer?Copy !req
235. We're in.Copy !req
236. Now, then. On the left, at the top,Copy !req
237. there's a tab, an icon, little
concentric circles, click on that.Copy !req
238. What is it? The Slitheen have got
a spaceship in the North SeaCopy !req
239. transmitting that signal. Now, hush,
let me work out what it's saying.Copy !req
240. He'll have to answer me one day.
Hush! It's some sort of message.Copy !req
241. What's it say? Don't know,
it's on a loop, keeps repeating.Copy !req
242. BUZZ!
Hush! That's not me!Copy !req
243. Go and see who that is.
It's three o'clock in the morning.
Well, go and tell THEM that!Copy !req
244. It's beaming out into space.
Who's it for?Copy !req
245. All right!Copy !req
246. Mrs Tyler.Copy !req
247. Ooh!Copy !req
248. It's him, it's the thing! It's
the Slickeen! They've found us!Copy !req
249. Mickey, I need that signal.
Never mind the signal, get out!
Mum just get out!Copy !req
250. We can't, it's by the front door.Copy !req
251. Oh, my God.Copy !req
252. It's unmasking. It's gonna kill us.Copy !req
253. There's got to be some way of
stopping them! You're supposed to be
the expert - think of something!Copy !req
254. I'm trying!Copy !req
255. RUMBLES AND SQUELCHES
I'll take it on, Jackie.
You just run.Copy !req
256. Don't look back. Just run.Copy !req
257. CLATTERS AND THUDS
That's my mother.Copy !req
258. Right! If we're gonna find
their weakness, we need to find out
where they're from, which planet.Copy !req
259. Their basic shape, that narrows it
down to 5, 000 nearby planets.Copy !req
260. What else do we know about them?
Information! They're green! Narrows
it down. Good sense of smell.Copy !req
261. Narrows it down. They can smell
adrenaline. Narrows it down.
Pig technology. Narrows it down.Copy !req
262. Spaceship in the Thames.
Slipstream engine. Narrows it down.Copy !req
263. It's getting in!Copy !req
264. They hunt, like a ritual. Narrows
it down. Wait, did you notice . . . ?Copy !req
265. When they fart, if you'll pardon
the word, it doesn't just smell like
a fart, if you'll pardon the word,Copy !req
266. it's something else? What? It's more
like, um . . . Bad breath! That's it!
Calcium decay! THAT narrows it down!Copy !req
267. We're getting there, Mum! Too late!Copy !req
268. Calcium phosphate, organic calcium,
living calcium, creatures made
out of living calcium. What else?Copy !req
269. Hyphenated surname! YES!
That narrows it down to one planet!Copy !req
270. Raxacoricofallapatorius!Copy !req
271. Great, we can write 'em a letter(!)Copy !req
272. Get into the kitchen!Copy !req
273. Oh, God, it's going to rip us apart!Copy !req
274. Calcium weakened by the compression
field . . . Acetic acid! Vinegar!Copy !req
275. Just like Hannibal! Just like
Hannibal! Mickey, have you got
any vinegar? How should I know?Copy !req
276. It's your kitchen!
Cupboard by the sink, middle shelf!Copy !req
277. Oh, give it here. What d'you need?
Anything with vinegar.Copy !req
278. Gherkins!Copy !req
279. SLITHEEN ROARSCopy !req
280. Yeah, pickled onion!Copy !req
281. Pickled eggs!
.You KISS this man?Copy !req
282. IT SCREECHESCopy !req
283. IT HISSESCopy !req
284. PHRRRRRT!Copy !req
285. Hannibal?Copy !req
286. Hannibal crossed the Alps
by dissolving boulders with vinegar.Copy !req
287. Oh. Well, there you go, then.Copy !req
288. He's dead. Sip Fel Fotch
Pasameer-Day Slitheen is dead.Copy !req
289. I felt it.Copy !req
290. How could that happen?Copy !req
291. Somebody must've got lucky.Copy !req
292. That's the last piece of luck
anyone on this rock will ever have.Copy !req
293. Ladies and gentlemen . . .Copy !req
294. nations of the world.Copy !req
295. Humankind.Copy !req
296. The greatest experts
in extraterrestrial events
came here tonight.Copy !req
297. They gathered in the common cause.Copy !req
298. But the news I bring you now is
grave indeed.Copy !req
299. The experts are dead.Copy !req
300. Murdered, right in front of me,
by alien hands.Copy !req
301. Peoples of the Earth, heed my words.Copy !req
302. These "visitors"
do not come in peace.Copy !req
303. Listen to this!Copy !req
304. 'Our inspectors have searched
the sky above our heads.'Copy !req
305. And they have found . . .Copy !req
306. MASSIVE weapons of destructionCopy !req
307. 'capable of being deployed
within 45 seconds . . .' What?Copy !req
308. Our technicians can baffle
the alien probes,Copy !req
309. but not for long.Copy !req
310. 'We are facing extinction.Copy !req
311. 'Unless we strike first!'Copy !req
312. 'The United Kingdom stands directly
beneath the belly of the mothership.'Copy !req
313. I beg of the United Nations.Copy !req
314. Pass an emergency resolution.
Give us the access codes.Copy !req
315. A nuclear strike at the heart of the
beast is our only chance of survival.Copy !req
316. Because . . .Copy !req
317. from this moment on,Copy !req
318. it is my solemn duty to inform you . . .Copy !req
319. planet Earth is at war.Copy !req
320. He's making it up! There's no weapon
up there, no threat. He invented it!
Do you think they'll believe him?Copy !req
321. You did last time. That's why
the Slitheen went for spectacle.
They want the whole world panickingCopy !req
322. cos you lot, you get scared, you
lash out . . . Release the defence
codes. The Slitheen go nuclear. Why?Copy !req
323. You get the codes, release
the missiles. But not into space -Copy !req
324. there's nothing there. You attack
every other country on Earth.
They fight back.Copy !req
325. World War Three.
Whole planet gets nuked.Copy !req
326. And we sit through it, safe in our
spaceship, waiting in the Thames.Copy !req
327. Not crashed, just parked.
Barely two minutes away.Copy !req
328. But you'll destroy the planet.
This beautiful place. What for?Copy !req
329. Profit. That's what the signal is,
beaming into space. An advert.Copy !req
330. Sale of the century! We reduce the
Earth to molten slag, then sell it.Copy !req
331. Piece by piece.Copy !req
332. Radioactive chunksCopy !req
333. capable of powering every cut-price
starliner and budget cargo ship.Copy !req
334. There's a recession out there,
Doctor. People are buying cheap.Copy !req
335. This rock becomes raw fuel.Copy !req
336. At the cost of five billion lives.Copy !req
337. Huh! Bargain.Copy !req
338. I give you a choice. Leave this
planet, or I'll stop you.Copy !req
339. What? You?Copy !req
340. Trapped in your box?Copy !req
341. Yes. Me.Copy !req
342. Yesterday saw the start
of a brave new world.Copy !req
343. Today might see it end.Copy !req
344. The streets are deserted.Copy !req
345. Everyone's home, just waiting,Copy !req
346. as the future is decided
in New York.Copy !req
347. It's midnight
here in New York.Copy !req
348. The United Nations has gathered.Copy !req
349. England has provided them with
absolute proof that the massive
weapons of destruction do exist.Copy !req
350. 'The Security Council will make the
resolution in a matter of minutes.Copy !req
351. 'And once the codes are released,Copy !req
352. 'humanity's first
interplanetary war begins.'Copy !req
353. Sergeant!Copy !req
354. We'll take the call
in the Prime Minister's office.Copy !req
355. Maintain your positions.Copy !req
356. Good luck.Copy !req
357. EXCITED BUSTLECopy !req
358. Look at that!
The telephone is actually red!Copy !req
359. PHRRRT!Copy !req
360. How long till they phone?Copy !req
361. Counting down . . .Copy !req
362. OK, Doctor.
I'm not saying I trust you, but
there must be something you can do.Copy !req
363. If we could ferment the port,
we could make acetic acid.Copy !req
364. Mickey, any luck?
There's loads of emergency numbers.Copy !req
365. They're all on voicemail.
Voicemail dooms us all.Copy !req
366. If we could just get out of here.
There's a way out. What?
There's always been a way out.Copy !req
367. Then why don't we use it?Copy !req
368. Because I can't guarantee your
daughter will be safe. Don't dare!
Whatever it is, don't you dare!Copy !req
369. That's the thing. If I don't dare,
everyone dies. Do it.Copy !req
370. You don't even know what it is.
You'd just let me? Yeah.Copy !req
371. Please, Doctor, please!
She's my daughter, she's just a kid.Copy !req
372. Do you think I don't know that?
Cos this is my life, Jackie.
It's not fun, it's not smart,Copy !req
373. it's standing up and making a
decision. Because nobody else will.
Then what are you waiting for?Copy !req
374. I could save the world,
but lose you.Copy !req
375. Except it's not your decision,
Doctor. It's mine.Copy !req
376. And who the hell are you? Harriet
Jones, MP for Flydale North.Copy !req
377. The only elected representative
in this room. Chosen by the people
for the people,Copy !req
378. and on behalf of the people,
I command you. Do it.Copy !req
379. Victory . . .Copy !req
380. should be naked!Copy !req
381. How do we get out?
We don't. We stay here.Copy !req
382. The Council is voting. The result
should be known any second now.Copy !req
383. Use the buffalo password,
it overrides everything.Copy !req
384. What are you doing?Copy !req
385. Hacking into the Royal Navy.Copy !req
386. We're in! Here it is, HMS Taurean,
Trafalgar Class submarine,Copy !req
387. ten miles off the coast of Plymouth.
Right, we need to select a missile.Copy !req
388. We can't go nuclear.
We don't have the defence codes.Copy !req
389. We don't need it, just an ordinary
missile. What's the first category?Copy !req
390. Sub harpoon, UGM-84A.
That's the one! Select!Copy !req
391. I could stop you.Copy !req
392. Do it then.Copy !req
393. Ready for this?Copy !req
394. Yeah.Copy !req
395. Mickey the idiot,
the world is in your hands.Copy !req
396. Fire!Copy !req
397. STEADY BLIPSCopy !req
398. How solid are these?Copy !req
399. Not solid enough.
Built for short-range attack,
nothing this big. All right . . .Copy !req
400. I'M making a decision. I'm not gonna
die. We're gonna ride this one out.Copy !req
401. With earthquakes, you can survive
by standing under a doorframe.Copy !req
402. This cupboard's small, so it's
strong. Come and help. Come on!Copy !req
403. The vote is in.Copy !req
404. The Council says . . .Copy !req
405. yes.Copy !req
406. They are releasing the codes.Copy !req
407. Ring, damn you!Copy !req
408. RAPID BLIPS
It's on radar!Copy !req
409. Counter defence 556.Copy !req
410. Stop them intercepting it!
I'm doing it now! Good boy.Copy !req
411. 556 neutralised.Copy !req
412. What do you mean, "incoming"?Copy !req
413. ALARM SHRIEKS
Everybody out! Now! Now!Copy !req
414. What the hell is that for?Copy !req
415. Sir, there's a missile . . .Copy !req
416. Sorry!Copy !req
417. That's mine. You've got mine!Copy !req
418. Disguise me, disguise me!Copy !req
419. No, you're the blonde.
I want the other one, take it off!Copy !req
420. Everybody, run!Copy !req
421. Run! Let's get out of here!Copy !req
422. MISSILE SCREECHESCopy !req
423. Here we go.Copy !req
424. Well, nice knowing you both.Copy !req
425. Hannibal!Copy !req
426. Oh, bol . . .Copy !req
427. Made in Britain!Copy !req
428. Oh, my God. Are you all right?Copy !req
429. Harriet Jones, MP, Flydale North.
Contact the UN immediately.Copy !req
430. Tell the ambassadors the crisis
is over, they can step down.
Go on, tell the news!Copy !req
431. Yes, ma'am. Someone's got a hell
of a job sorting this lot out.Copy !req
432. Oh, Lord! We haven't even got
a Prime Minister!Copy !req
433. Maybe you should have a go.
Me! I'm only a backbencher.Copy !req
434. I'd vote for ya.
Now, don't be silly.Copy !req
435. I'd better go and see if I can help.Copy !req
436. Hang on!Copy !req
437. We're safe - the Earth is safe!Copy !req
438. Sergeant!Copy !req
439. I thought I knew the name.Copy !req
440. Harriet Jones.Copy !req
441. Future Prime Minister, elected
for three successive terms. The
architect of Britain's Golden Age.Copy !req
442. THE CRISIS HAS PASSED!Copy !req
443. Ladies and gentlemen, I have
something to say to you all . . .Copy !req
444. Here today . . .Copy !req
445. . mankind stands tall -Copy !req
446. proud and undefeated!Copy !req
447. God bless the human race.Copy !req
448. TARDIS CLANKS AND WHEEZESCopy !req
449. 'Mankind stands tall . . .'Copy !req
450. Harriet Jones -
who does she think she is?Copy !req
451. Look at her, taking all the credit.
It should be you on there.Copy !req
452. MY DAUGHTER saved the world!
I think the Doctor helped a bit(!)Copy !req
453. All right, then, him too.Copy !req
454. You should be given knighthoods.
It's not the way he does things.Copy !req
455. No fuss, he just moves on. He's not
that bad, if you gave him a chance.Copy !req
456. He's good in a crisis, I'll give him
that. Oh-h-h! The world HAS changed.Copy !req
457. You're saying nice things about him.
I've no choice. There's no getting
rid of him, since you're infatuated.Copy !req
458. I'm not infatuated!Copy !req
459. What does he eat? How d'you mean?Copy !req
460. I was gonna do shepherd's pie.
All of us, proper sit-down.Copy !req
461. Cos . . .Copy !req
462. I'm ready to listen.
I wanna learn about you and 'im
and that life you lead.Copy !req
463. Only, I dunno, he's an alien.
For all I know he eats
grass and safety pins and things.Copy !req
464. He'll have shepherds pie . . .
You're gonna cook for him?
What's wrong with that?Copy !req
465. He's finally met his match.Copy !req
466. You're not too old for a slap,
you know!Copy !req
467. We can go and visit your gran
tomorrow.Copy !req
468. Better learn some French.
I told her you were in France.Copy !req
469. I said you were au-pairing . . .Copy !req
470. Hello?Copy !req
471. Right, I'll be a couple of hours,
then we can go. You've got a phone!Copy !req
472. You think I can travel through space
and time and I haven't got a phone?
Like I said, couple of hours.Copy !req
473. I've just got to send a dispersal . . .Copy !req
474. There, that's cancelling
out the Slitheens' advert in case
any bargains hunters turn up.Copy !req
475. Um, my mother's cooking.Copy !req
476. Good, put her on a slow heat
and let her simmer. She's cooking
tea. For us. I don't do that.Copy !req
477. She wants to get to know you.
Tough, I've better things to do.
It's just tea. Not to me, it isn't.Copy !req
478. She's my mother. Well, she's
not MINE. That's not fair. Well,
you can stay there if you want.Copy !req
479. But here's this plasma storm
brewing in the Horsehead Nebula.Copy !req
480. Fires are burning,
ten million miles wide.Copy !req
481. I could fly the Tardis
into the heart of it then ride
the shockwave all the way out,Copy !req
482. hurtle right across the sky
and end up anywhere.Copy !req
483. Your choice.Copy !req
484. Rose? I was thinking,Copy !req
485. I've got that bottle of Amaretto
from New Year's Eve. Does he drink?Copy !req
486. I was wondering whether he drinks
or not. Yeah, he does.Copy !req
487. Don't go, sweetheart.Copy !req
488. Please don't go.Copy !req
489. Good lad. Graffiti that again
and I'll 'ave ya. Now, beat it.Copy !req
490. I just went down the shop.Copy !req
491. And I was thinking, y'know,
like, the whole world's changed.Copy !req
492. Aliens and spaceships all in public.Copy !req
493. And here it is.Copy !req
494. How can they do that? They SAW it!
You're just not ready.Copy !req
495. You're happy to believe in something
that's invisible, but if it's
staring you in the face - "Nope,Copy !req
496. "can't see it!" There's a scientific
explanation for that - you're thick.Copy !req
497. We're just idiots.
Well, not all of you. Yeah?Copy !req
498. Present for you, Mickey.Copy !req
499. That's a virus. Put it online,
it'll destroy every mention of me.
I'll cease to exist.Copy !req
500. What d'you wanna do that for?
Cos you're right. I AM dangerous.
I don't want anybody following me.Copy !req
501. How can you say that,
and then take her with you?Copy !req
502. You could look after her.
Come with us.Copy !req
503. I can't.Copy !req
504. This life of yours . . .Copy !req
505. it's just too much, I couldn't do it.Copy !req
506. Don't tell her I said that.Copy !req
507. I'll get a proper job. I'll work
weekends, I'll pass my test.Copy !req
508. If Jim comes round again,
I'll say no, I really will.
I'm not leaving cos of you.Copy !req
509. I'm travelling, that's all, and then
I'll come back. But it's not safe.Copy !req
510. Mum. If you saw it out there,
you'd never stay home.Copy !req
511. Got enough stuff(? )
The first time I stepped in there,
it was spur-of-the-moment.Copy !req
512. Now I'm signing up.
You're stuck with me.Copy !req
513. Come with us.
There's plenty of room.Copy !req
514. No chance. He's a liability,
I'm not having him on board.Copy !req
515. We'd be dead without him. My
decision is final.Copy !req
516. Sorry.Copy !req
517. Good luck, yeah?Copy !req
518. You still can't promise me. What if
she gets lost? What if something
happens to YOU, Doctor,Copy !req
519. and she's left all alone, standing
on some moon a million light years
away? How long do I wait then?Copy !req
520. Mum, you're forgetting -
it's a time machine.Copy !req
521. I could travel round suns
and planets all the way out
to the edge of the universe,Copy !req
522. and by the time I get back, yeah,
ten seconds would've passed.
Just ten seconds.Copy !req
523. So stop worrying.Copy !req
524. I'll see you in ten seconds' time,
yeah?Copy !req
525. Ten seconds.Copy !req
526. .It's a great big museum. An alien
museum. Someone's got a hobby.Copy !req
527. The cage contains my one living
specimen . . . . .It must've fallen
through time, the only survivor.Copy !req
528. It's killing him. Do something!Copy !req
529. I swear no-one on this base is safe.
.You've gotta keep it in that cell.Copy !req
530. .It can't get out. That lock's
got a billion combinations . . .Copy !req
531. . Civilians - let 'em through!Copy !req
532. . That thing is gonna kill
every one of us!Copy !req
533. The nearest town? Salt Lake City.
Population? One million. All dead.Copy !req
534. If you want orders, follow this one.Copy !req
535. . Why don't you just DIE?Copy !req
536. . We're nearly there! Two seconds.Copy !req
537. I've come to help. I'm The Doctor.Copy !req
538. Exterminate!Copy !req
539. Impossible.
EXTERMINATE!Copy !req