1. Solar flare activity has increased
across space lanes 556Copy !req
2. and all commercial flights
are advised . . .Copy !req
3. THROBBING HUMCopy !req
4. So, it's 200, 000, it's a
spaceship . . . No, wait a minute,
space STATION.Copy !req
5. And, er . . .Copy !req
6. Go try that gate over there!Copy !req
7. 200,000? 200,000.
Adam! Out you come.Copy !req
8. Oh, my God . . .
Don't worry, you'll get used to it.Copy !req
9. Where are we? Good question.Copy !req
10. Let's see.Copy !req
11. So, erm,
judging by the architecture, I'd
say we're around the year 200,000.Copy !req
12. THROBBING
And if you listen . . .Copy !req
13. Engines.Copy !req
14. We're on some sort of space station.Copy !req
15. Yeah, definitely a space station.Copy !req
16. It's a bit warm in here,
they could turn the heating down.Copy !req
17. Tell you what, let's try that gate.
Come on.Copy !req
18. Here we go.Copy !req
19. And this is . . .Copy !req
20. I'll let the Doctor describe it.Copy !req
21. The Fourth Great and Bountiful
Human Empire. And there it is.Copy !req
22. Planet Earth, at its height.Copy !req
23. Covered with mega-cities, five
moons, population 96 billion,Copy !req
24. the hub of a galactic domain
stretching across a million planets,Copy !req
25. a million species,
with mankind right in the middle.Copy !req
26. He's your boyfriend.Copy !req
27. Not any more.Copy !req
28. Come on, Adam, open your mind.
You'll like this.Copy !req
29. Fantastic period of history, the
human race at its most intelligent.Copy !req
30. Culture! Art! Politics!Copy !req
31. This era has got fine food, good
manners, the works . . . Out the way!Copy !req
32. Somebody there? What do you
want, love? Keep it moving.Copy !req
33. I'll be with you lot in a minute.
One at a time!Copy !req
34. Now what was it? Kronkburger with
cheese, kronkburger with pajatos.Copy !req
35. Oi! You, mate! stop pushing.Copy !req
36. Get back! I said back!Copy !req
37. Fine cuisine?
My watch must be wrong.Copy !req
38. No, it's fine. That's weird.Copy !req
39. That's showing off.
Your history's not that good.Copy !req
40. My history is perfect.
Obviously not.Copy !req
41. They're all human. What about the
millions of planets, the millions
of species?Copy !req
42. Good question!
Actually, that is a good question!Copy !req
43. Adam, me old mate. You must be starving.Copy !req
44. No, I'm just a bit timesick.Copy !req
45. You just need grub.
How much is a kronkburger?Copy !req
46. Two credits twenty, sweetheart.
Now join the queue!Copy !req
47. Money! We need money.Copy !req
48. Let's use a cashpoint.Copy !req
49. HIGH-PITCHED TONECopy !req
50. There you go, pocket money.
Don't spend it all on sweets.Copy !req
51. Well, how does it work?Copy !req
52. Go and find out, stop nagging me!Copy !req
53. The thing is, Adam,
time travel's like visiting Paris.Copy !req
54. You can't just read the guidebook.Copy !req
55. You've got to eat the food,
get charged double and
kiss complete strangers.Copy !req
56. Or is that just me?Copy !req
57. Stop asking questions, go and do it!Copy !req
58. Off you go then. Your first date.Copy !req
59. You're gonna get a smack, you are!Copy !req
60. Erm, this is gonna sound daft,
but can you tell me where I am?Copy !req
61. Floor 139.Copy !req
62. Could they write it any bigger?
Floor 139 of what?Copy !req
63. Must've been a hell of a party.
You're on Satellite Five.
And what's Satellite Five?Copy !req
64. How could you get on board
without knowing where you are?
I'm stupid!Copy !req
65. Hold on, wait a minute . . .
Are you a test?Copy !req
66. Some sort of management test
kind of thing? You've got me!Copy !req
67. Well done! You're too clever for me.Copy !req
68. We were warned about this
in basic training.Copy !req
69. All workers have to be versed
in company promotion.Copy !req
70. Right, fire away,
ask your questions.Copy !req
71. If it gets me to Floor
500, I'll do anything.Copy !req
72. What happens on Floor 500?Copy !req
73. The walls are made of gold!Copy !req
74. And you should know, Mr Management.Copy !req
75. So . . . this is what we do.Copy !req
76. Latest news! Sandstorms on the
New Venus Archipelago, 200 dead.Copy !req
77. Glasgow water riots
into their third day.Copy !req
78. Spacelane 77 closed
by sunspot activity.Copy !req
79. Over on the Bad Wolf channel,
The Face of Boe has just
announced he's pregnant.Copy !req
80. I get it. You broadcast the news.Copy !req
81. We ARE the news.Copy !req
82. We're the journalists.Copy !req
83. We write it, package it and sell it.Copy !req
84. 600 channels,
all coming out of Satellite Five,
broadcasting everywhere.Copy !req
85. Something . . .Copy !req
86. is wrong.Copy !req
87. Something fictional.Copy !req
88. Those people.Copy !req
89. Nothing happens in the Empire
without it going through us.Copy !req
90. Security check.Copy !req
91. Go deep.Copy !req
92. 'Staff are reminded that the canteen
area now operates a self-cleaning
table system. Thank you.'Copy !req
93. Try this, it's called zaffic.
It's nice, like, erm, a Slush Puppy.Copy !req
94. What flavour?Copy !req
95. It's sort of beef.Copy !req
96. Oh, my God!Copy !req
97. It's like everything's gone.Copy !req
98. Home, family . . .Copy !req
99. Everything.Copy !req
100. This helps. The Doctor
gave it a bit of a top-up.Copy !req
101. Who's back home, your mum and dad?Copy !req
102. Yeah.Copy !req
103. Phone 'em up.Copy !req
104. But that's 198, 000 years ago.Copy !req
105. Honestly, try it. Go on.Copy !req
106. Is there a code for planet Earth?
Just dial!Copy !req
107. 'I'm sorry, we're not in.
Please leave a message. Thanks, bye!'Copy !req
108. Erm . . . hi!Copy !req
109. It. . .it's me.Copy !req
110. 'I've sort of gone travelling.Copy !req
111. 'I met these people
and we're travelling together'Copy !req
112. but, erm, I'm fine.
And I'll call you later.Copy !req
113. Love you. Bye.Copy !req
114. KLAXON SOUNDSCopy !req
115. Oi, Mutt and Jeff! Over 'ere!Copy !req
116. 'Security check cleared.'
No, something's wrong!Copy !req
117. I can taste it.Copy !req
118. A tiny little shift
in the information.Copy !req
119. Someone down there
shouldn't be here.Copy !req
120. Double check.Copy !req
121. Triple check.Copy !req
122. Follow them.Copy !req
123. Now everybody behave,
we have a management inspection.
How d'you want it, by the book?Copy !req
124. Right from scratch, thanks.Copy !req
125. OK. So! Ladies, gentlemen,
multisex, undecided or robot,Copy !req
126. my name is Cathica Santini Khadeni.Copy !req
127. That's Cathica with a C,
in case you want to write to Floor
500, praising me. And please do.Copy !req
128. Now, please feel free
to ask any questions.Copy !req
129. The process of news gathering must
be open, honest and beyond bias.Copy !req
130. That's company policy.Copy !req
131. Actually, erm, it's the law.Copy !req
132. Yes, thank you, Suki.Copy !req
133. OK, keep it calm.Copy !req
134. Don't show off for the guests.Copy !req
135. Here we go.Copy !req
136. And . . .Copy !req
137. engage safety.Copy !req
138. HUMMINGCopy !req
139. And three . . .Copy !req
140. two . . . and spike!Copy !req
141. Compressed information.Copy !req
142. Streaming into her!Copy !req
143. Reports from every city,
every country, every planet,Copy !req
144. and they all get packaged
inside her head.Copy !req
145. She becomes part of the software.Copy !req
146. Her brain IS the computer!Copy !req
147. If it all goes through her,
she must be a genius.Copy !req
148. Nah, she wouldn't remember any of it.
There's too much. Her head'd blow up!Copy !req
149. The brain's the processor.Copy !req
150. Soon as it closes, she forgets.Copy !req
151. What about these people
round the edge?Copy !req
152. They've all got tiny little chips in
their head, connecting them to her.
And they transmit.Copy !req
153. 600 channels. Every single fact in
the Empire beams out of this place.Copy !req
154. Now that's what I call power.Copy !req
155. 'Analysis confirmed.
Security breach.'Copy !req
156. I knew it! Which one?Copy !req
157. It's someone inside
that room, which one?Copy !req
158. 'Isolating breach.'Copy !req
159. Come on. Show me! Who is it?Copy !req
160. You all right? I can see her brain.Copy !req
161. D'you wanna get out? No, but this . . .Copy !req
162. this technology, it's . . . amazing.Copy !req
163. This technology's wrong.Copy !req
164. Trouble?Copy !req
165. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
166. BEEPINGCopy !req
167. That's it! Ho, ho, ho, yes!Copy !req
168. She's the liar! Intercept and scan.Copy !req
169. Gotcha!Copy !req
170. Come off it, Suki, I wasn't
even halfway! What was that for?Copy !req
171. Sorry. It must've been a glitch.Copy !req
172. Her information's
been tampered with.Copy !req
173. There's a second biography
hidden underneath.Copy !req
174. Grrr! Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir.Copy !req
175. Yeah, her data was encrypted,
so there's no way we
could've found her sooner.Copy !req
176. Grrr!
Yeah, sorry, I . . . yeah, sorry, sir.Copy !req
177. GRRR!
Yeah, absolutely.Copy !req
178. Get her up here! Now!Copy !req
179. Promotion.Copy !req
180. Come on, this is it, come on!Copy !req
181. Oh, my God, make it me!Copy !req
182. Come on, say my name,
say my name, say my name!Copy !req
183. Promotion for . . .Copy !req
184. Suki Macrae Cantrell.
Please proceed to floor 500.Copy !req
185. I don't believe it! Floor 500!Copy !req
186. How the hell did you manage that?
I'm above you!Copy !req
187. I don't know,
I just applied on the off chance.Copy !req
188. And they've said yes!Copy !req
189. Oh, it's so not fair,
I've been applying to
Floor 500 for three years!Copy !req
190. What's Floor 500?Copy !req
191. The walls are made of gold.Copy !req
192. Cathica, I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
193. Floor 500! Thank you!
I didn't do anything!Copy !req
194. You're my lucky charm!Copy !req
195. All right, I'll hug anyone!Copy !req
196. Come on, it's not that bad.Copy !req
197. What? With the . . . the head-thing?Copy !req
198. Yeah, well, she's closed it now.Copy !req
199. Yeah, but . . .Copy !req
200. It's everything.
It freaks me out.Copy !req
201. And I just need to . . .Copy !req
202. ah, if I could just . . .Copy !req
203. cool down. Sort of acclimatise.Copy !req
204. How d'you mean?Copy !req
205. Maybe I could just go and sit
on the observation deck.
Would that be all right?Copy !req
206. Soak it in, y'know. Pretend I'm
a citizen of the year 200, 000.Copy !req
207. D'you want me to come with ya?Copy !req
208. No, no, you stick with the Doctor.Copy !req
209. You'd rather be with him.Copy !req
210. It's gonna take a better man
than me to get between you two.Copy !req
211. Anyway . . .Copy !req
212. I'll be on the deck.Copy !req
213. Here you go, take the Tardis key.Copy !req
214. Just in case
it gets a bit too much.Copy !req
215. Yeah, like it's not weird in there.Copy !req
216. Oh my God, I've got to go!
I can't keep them waiting.
I'm sorry!Copy !req
217. Say goodbye to Steve for me.Copy !req
218. Bye!Copy !req
219. Good riddance!Copy !req
220. You're talking like you'll
never see her again.Copy !req
221. We won't. Once you go to Floor 500,
you never come back.Copy !req
222. Have you ever been up there? Can't.Copy !req
223. You need a key for the lift, and
you only get a key with promotion.Copy !req
224. No-one gets to 500,
except for the chosen few.Copy !req
225. Who are you?Copy !req
226. I'm the Editor.Copy !req
227. What's happening?Copy !req
228. There are bodies out there.
What's going on?Copy !req
229. While we're asking questions,
would you please confirm your name?Copy !req
230. 'My name is Suki Macrae Cantrell.
I was born 199 apostrophe 89 in the
Independent Republic of Morocco.'Copy !req
231. Liar!Copy !req
232. 'Hobbies include reading
and archaeology.Copy !req
233. 'I'm not an expert or anything,
I just like digging.' Liar!Copy !req
234. 'I want to work for Satellite Five
because my sister can't afford
university,Copy !req
235. 'and the pay-scheme
is really good . . .'Copy !req
236. LIAR!Copy !req
237. Let's look at the facts, shall we?Copy !req
238. Hidden behind a genetic graft,
but that's still you.Copy !req
239. Eva Saint Julienne, last surviving
member of the Freedom Fifteen.Copy !req
240. Mmm, self-declared anarchist,
is that right?Copy !req
241. Who controls Satellite Five?Copy !req
242. There's the truth!Copy !req
243. The Freedom Foundation has been
monitoring Satellite Five's
transmissions.Copy !req
244. We have absolute proof that
the facts are being manipulated.Copy !req
245. YOU are lying to the people!Copy !req
246. Oooh, I love it! Say it again!Copy !req
247. This whole system is corrupt.Copy !req
248. Who do you represent?Copy !req
249. I'm merely a humble slave.Copy !req
250. I answer to the Editor In Chief.Copy !req
251. Who is he, where is he?
He's overseeing everything.Copy !req
252. Literally everything.Copy !req
253. If you don't mind, I'm gonna
have to refer this upwards.Copy !req
254. Grrr!Copy !req
255. What is that? Your boss.Copy !req
256. This has always been your boss.Copy !req
257. Since the day you were born.Copy !req
258. Give me access.Copy !req
259. Give me . . .Copy !req
260. I can learn anything.Copy !req
261. Let's try, erm, computers.Copy !req
262. From the 21st century to the
present day, give me the history
of the microprocessor.Copy !req
263. Oh my God.Copy !req
264. They only give us
twenty minutes maintenance,
can't you give it a rest?Copy !req
265. But you've never been to another
floor? Not even one floor down?Copy !req
266. I went to Floor 16 when I first
arrived, that's Medical, that's
where I got my head doneCopy !req
267. and then I . . .I came straight here.Copy !req
268. Satellite Five. You work,
eat and sleep on the same floor,
that's it.Copy !req
269. You're not management, are you?Copy !req
270. At last, she's clever!Copy !req
271. Whatever it is, don't involve me.
I don't know anything.Copy !req
272. Don't you even ask?
Why would I? You're a journalist!Copy !req
273. Why's all the crew human?Copy !req
274. What's that got to do with anything?Copy !req
275. There's no aliens on board. Why?Copy !req
276. I dunno, no real reason.Copy !req
277. They're not banned.
Then where are they?Copy !req
278. Immigration's tightened up . . .
It's had to, with all the threats.Copy !req
279. What threats?Copy !req
280. I dunno, all of them. Usual stuff.Copy !req
281. The price of spacewarp doubled,
so that kept the visitors away.Copy !req
282. Oh, and the government on
Chavic Fice collapsed, so that
lot stopped coming, y'see?Copy !req
283. Lots of little reasons, that's all.Copy !req
284. Adding up to one great big fact.
And you didn't even notice.Copy !req
285. Doctor, I think if there was any
sort of conspiracy, Satellite
Five would have seen it.Copy !req
286. We see everything. I can see better.Copy !req
287. This society's the wrong shape, even
the technology. It's cutting edge!Copy !req
288. There's a door in your head!Copy !req
289. Should've chucked this out years ago!
What's going on?Copy !req
290. It's not just this space station,
it's the way people think.Copy !req
291. The Great and Bountiful
Human Empire, something's
holding it back.Copy !req
292. And how would you know?Copy !req
293. Humanity's been
set back about 90 years.Copy !req
294. When did Satellite Five
start broadcasting?Copy !req
295. 91 years ago.Copy !req
296. Mum, Dad, keep this message, OK?Copy !req
297. Whatever you do, don't erase it.Copy !req
298. Save it, you got that?Copy !req
299. The microprocessor became redundant
in the year 2019,Copy !req
300. replaced by a system called SMT -
that's Single Molecule
Transcription.Copy !req
301. No, no, no, no, no!
What are you doing?Copy !req
302. Come back, come . . .
Why are you doing that?Copy !req
303. What's Floor 16? What's down there?Copy !req
304. Sorry, erm . . .Copy !req
305. Floor 16, that's, erm . . .
What do you cover?Copy !req
306. Medical non-emergency.Copy !req
307. Right! Wrong floor. I'm having
technical difficulties, my screen
keeps freezing, locking me out.Copy !req
308. No, that's medical. There must
be something wrong with your chip.Copy !req
309. Yes! Yeah, of course, yeah!Copy !req
310. I haven't got one.Copy !req
311. No wonder you can't
get a screen to work.Copy !req
312. What are you, a . . . student?Copy !req
313. Yes. Yeah, I'm, erm . . .Copy !req
314. I'm on a research project . . .Copy !req
315. from the University of Mars.Copy !req
316. The Martian boondocks, typical. Yep!Copy !req
317. Well, you still need chipping.Copy !req
318. So, does that mean, like . . .Copy !req
319. brain surgery?
That's an old-fashioned phrase,
but it's the same thing, yes.Copy !req
320. Oh! OK. Never mind.Copy !req
321. But if I get a chip,Copy !req
322. that means I could use any computer?Copy !req
323. Absolutely.Copy !req
324. You'll have to pay for it.Copy !req
325. They've stopped subsidising.Copy !req
326. Oh, right, sorry. Wasting your time.Copy !req
327. Thanks.Copy !req
328. Hold on!Copy !req
329. Can I use this?Copy !req
330. That'll do nicely.Copy !req
331. It all comes down
to two basic types.Copy !req
332. Type one, the head-chip,
inserted into the back of the skull,
one hundred credits.Copy !req
333. There's the chip.Copy !req
334. Tiny, invisible, no scarring.Copy !req
335. Type two is the full info-spike.Copy !req
336. Oh, erm, that's the . . .Copy !req
337. thing. That's the one.Copy !req
338. It does cost 10, 000.Copy !req
339. Oh, well I, erm,
I couldn't afford it then.Copy !req
340. Not at all. Turns out
you've got unlimited credit.Copy !req
341. No, but I . . . well,
I couldn't have it done.Copy !req
342. I mean . . . that's gotta hurt,
hasn't it?Copy !req
343. Painless. Contractual guarantee.Copy !req
344. No, my . . .my mate's waiting upstairs,
I can't have major surgery.Copy !req
345. It takes ten minutes.Copy !req
346. That sort of money buys
a very fast picosurgeon.Copy !req
347. No, but I . . .Copy !req
348. I couldn't though, no.Copy !req
349. Type one, you can interface
with a simple computer.Copy !req
350. Type two, you ARE the computer.Copy !req
351. You can transmit any piece of
information from the archive
of Satellite Five,Copy !req
352. which is just about the entire
history of the human race.Copy !req
353. Now . . .Copy !req
354. which one's it going to be?Copy !req
355. We're so gonna get in trouble.Copy !req
356. You're not allowed to touch
the mainframe, we'll get told off.Copy !req
357. Rose, tell her to button it.
You can't vandalise the place,
someone's gonna notice!Copy !req
358. I don't understand!Copy !req
359. We did a full security scan.
That man was there when we
found Suki Macrae Cantrell.Copy !req
360. There were no
indications about him.Copy !req
361. And yet here he is.Copy !req
362. Clearly acting
outside the parameters.Copy !req
363. Fascinating!Copy !req
364. Grrr!Copy !req
365. Yes, sir!Copy !req
366. Absolutely!Copy !req
367. At once!Copy !req
368. Check him.Copy !req
369. Double check him,
triple check him, quadruple!Copy !req
370. This is nothing to do with me,
I'm going back to work.Copy !req
371. Go on then, see ya!
I can't just leave you, can I?Copy !req
372. If you want to be useful,
get them to turn the heating down,
it's boiling.Copy !req
373. Can't they do something about it?Copy !req
374. We keep asking.
Something to do with the turbines.Copy !req
375. "Something to do with the turbines".
I don't know!
Exactly. I give up on you, Cathica.Copy !req
376. Now, Rose, look at Rose.
Rose is asking the right kind of questions.Copy !req
377. I thank you.
Why is it so hot?Copy !req
378. One minute you worry about the Empire,
the next it's the central heating!Copy !req
379. Oh, never underestimate plumbing.
Plumbing is very important.Copy !req
380. 'Security scan complete.'Copy !req
381. Well, who is he? 'He is no-one.'Copy !req
382. What does THAT mean?Copy !req
383. 'He is no-one.'Copy !req
384. What, you mean he has a fake ID?Copy !req
385. 'He has no identification.'Copy !req
386. But everyone's registered. We have
a census for the entire Empire!Copy !req
387. 'He is no-one.'Copy !req
388. What, he doesn't exist?Copy !req
389. Not anywhere? 'He is no-one.'Copy !req
390. What about the blonde?Copy !req
391. 'She is no-one.' BOTH of them?Copy !req
392. Well, we all know what happens
to non-entities.Copy !req
393. They get promoted.Copy !req
394. Bring them up!Copy !req
395. Here we go. Satellite Five. Pipes
and plumbing. Look at the layout.Copy !req
396. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
397. You've got access to
the computer's core.Copy !req
398. You could look at the archive,
the news, the stock exchange . . .Copy !req
399. And you're looking at pipes?
But there's something wrong.Copy !req
400. I suppose . . . Why, what is it?Copy !req
401. The ventilation system.Copy !req
402. Cooling ducts. Ice filters.
All working flat out.Copy !req
403. Channelling massive
amounts of heat down.Copy !req
404. All the way from the top. Floor 500.Copy !req
405. Something up there is
generating tons and tons of heat.Copy !req
406. Don't know about you but I feel
I'm missing out on a party.Copy !req
407. It's all going on upstairs.Copy !req
408. Fancy a trip?
You can't, you need a key.Copy !req
409. Keys are just codes. And I've
got the codes right here. Here we go.Copy !req
410. Override 215.9.Copy !req
411. How come it's giving YOU the code?Copy !req
412. Someone up there likes me.Copy !req
413. I told you it was painless.Copy !req
414. No scarring, you see?Copy !req
415. Perfect success.Copy !req
416. How do I . . . activate it?Copy !req
417. It's a personal choice.Copy !req
418. Some people whistle.Copy !req
419. I know one man who triggers it
with "Oh, Danny Boy".Copy !req
420. But you're set on default for now.Copy !req
421. That's a click of the fingers.Copy !req
422. You mean I just . . . ?Copy !req
423. Click.Copy !req
424. Come on, come with us. No way!Copy !req
425. Bye! Well, don't mention my name.Copy !req
426. When you get in trouble,
just don't involve me.Copy !req
427. That's her gone. Adam's given up.
Looks like it's just you and me.Copy !req
428. Yeah. Good.Copy !req
429. Yep.Copy !req
430. Oh, my God! I'm gonna be sick!Copy !req
431. HE RETCHESCopy !req
432. Special offer.Copy !req
433. We installed the vomit-o-matic
at the same time.Copy !req
434. Nano-termites have been placed
in the lining of your throat.Copy !req
435. In the event of sickness . . .Copy !req
436. they freeze the waste.Copy !req
437. The walls are not made of gold.Copy !req
438. You should go back downstairs.Copy !req
439. Tough.Copy !req
440. I started without you.Copy !req
441. This is fascinating.Copy !req
442. Satellite Five contains every piece
of information within the Fourth
Great and Bountiful Human Empire.Copy !req
443. Birth certificates, shopping habits,
bank statements, but you two . . .Copy !req
444. You don't exist.Copy !req
445. There's not a trace.Copy !req
446. No birth, no job,
not the slightest kiss.Copy !req
447. How can you walk through the world
and not leave a single footprint?Copy !req
448. Suki . . . Suki!Copy !req
449. Hello?Copy !req
450. Can you hear me? Suki?Copy !req
451. What have you done to her?
I think she's dead.Copy !req
452. But she's . . . working.Copy !req
453. They've all got chips in their head.
And the chips keep going.
Like puppets.Copy !req
454. Oh! You're full of information,
but it's only fair
we get some information back.Copy !req
455. Because, apparently, you're no-one.Copy !req
456. It's so rare, not to know something.Copy !req
457. Who are you?Copy !req
458. It doesn't matter, cos we're off.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
459. Come on!Copy !req
460. Tell me who you are! Since that
information's keeping us alive,
I'm hardly gonna say.Copy !req
461. Well, perhaps my Editor In Chief
can convince you otherwise.Copy !req
462. And who's that?Copy !req
463. It may interest you to know
that this is NOT the Fourth Great
and Bountiful Human Empire.Copy !req
464. In fact,
it's not actually human at all.Copy !req
465. It's merely a place where
humans happen to live. Grrr!Copy !req
466. Yep. Yep.Copy !req
467. Sorry!Copy !req
468. It's a place where
humans are allowed to live,
by kind permission of my client.Copy !req
469. Grrr!Copy !req
470. What is that?Copy !req
471. You mean that thing's in
charge of Satellite Five?Copy !req
472. That "thing", as you put it,
is in charge of the human race.Copy !req
473. For almost 100 years, mankind
has been shaped and guided.Copy !req
474. His knowledge and ambition, strictly
controlled, by its broadcast news.Copy !req
475. Edited by my superior, your master,Copy !req
476. and humanity's guiding light,Copy !req
477. The Mighty Jagrafess of the
Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe.Copy !req
478. I call him Max!Copy !req
479. Create a climate of fear, and it's
easy to keep the borders closed.Copy !req
480. It's just a matter of emphasis.Copy !req
481. The right word in the right
broadcast repeated often enough
can destabilise an economy.Copy !req
482. Invent an enemy. Change a vote.Copy !req
483. So all the people on
Earth are like . . . slaves?Copy !req
484. Well, now,
there's an interesting point.Copy !req
485. Is a slave a slave if
he doesn't know he's enslaved? Yes.Copy !req
486. Oh, I was hoping for a philosophical
debate. Is that all I'm gonna get?Copy !req
487. "Yes"? Yes.Copy !req
488. You're no fun.Copy !req
489. Let me out of these manacles.
You'll find out how much fun I am.Copy !req
490. Oh, he's tough, isn't he?Copy !req
491. But come on!
Isn't it a great system?Copy !req
492. You've got to admire it, just a bit.Copy !req
493. You can't hide something on this
scale, somebody must've noticed.Copy !req
494. From time to time, someone, yes.Copy !req
495. But the computer-chip system
allows me to see inside
their brains.Copy !req
496. I can see the smallest doubt.
And crush it!Copy !req
497. And then they just carry on, living
the life, strutting about downstairsCopy !req
498. and all over the surface of the
Earth, like they're SO individual.Copy !req
499. When, of course, they're not.
They're just cattle.Copy !req
500. In that respect, the Jagrafess
hasn't changed a thing.Copy !req
501. But what about you?
You're not a Jagra . . .er . . . belly.Copy !req
502. Jagrafess.
Jagrafess. You're not a Jagrafess.Copy !req
503. You're human. Yeah, well, simply
being human doesn't pay very well.Copy !req
504. But you couldn't have done
this all on your own. No!Copy !req
505. I represent a consortium of banks.Copy !req
506. Money prefers
a long-term investment.Copy !req
507. Also the Jagrafess needed a little
hand, to, erm, install himself.Copy !req
508. No wonder, creature that size.
What's its lifespan?Copy !req
509. 3,000 years.
That's one hell of a metabolism.
Generating all that heat.Copy !req
510. That's why Satellite Five's so hot.Copy !req
511. You pump it out of the creature,
channel it downstairs, Jagrafess
stays cool, stays alive.Copy !req
512. Satellite Five is one great
big life-support system.Copy !req
513. HE DIALSCopy !req
514. 'Me again. Don't wipe this message.'Copy !req
515. It's just gonna sound like
white noise, but save it,
cos I can translate it, OK?Copy !req
516. Three, two, one, and spike!Copy !req
517. But THAT'S why you're so dangerous.Copy !req
518. Knowledge is power,
but you remain unknown.Copy !req
519. ELECTRICAL SURGE
Who are you?Copy !req
520. Leave her alone! I'm the Doctor.Copy !req
521. She's Rose Tyler, we're nothing,
we're just wandering.Copy !req
522. Tell me who you are! I've just said!Copy !req
523. Yeah, but who do you work for?Copy !req
524. Who sent you? Who knows about us?Copy !req
525. Who exactly . . . ?Copy !req
526. Time Lord.Copy !req
527. What?Copy !req
528. Oh, yes! The last of the Time Lords.Copy !req
529. And his travelling machine.Copy !req
530. With his little human girl
from long ago.Copy !req
531. Don't know what you're talking about.
Time travel!Copy !req
532. Someone's been telling you lies.Copy !req
533. Young master Adam Mitchell?Copy !req
534. Oh, my God, his head . . .Copy !req
535. What the hell's he done?Copy !req
536. What the hell's he gone and done?Copy !req
537. They're reading his mind,
he's telling them everything.Copy !req
538. And through HIM,
I know everything about YOU.Copy !req
539. Every piece of information
in his head is now mine.Copy !req
540. And YOU have infinite
knowledge, Doctor.Copy !req
541. The Human Empire is tiny, compared
to what you've seen in your
T, A, R, D, I, S . . .Copy !req
542. Tardis! Well, you'll never get your
hands on it, I'll die first!Copy !req
543. Well, die all you like,
I don't need ya! I've got the key!Copy !req
544. You and your boyfriends!Copy !req
545. Today, WE are the headlines.Copy !req
546. We can re-write history.Copy !req
547. We could prevent mankind
from developing.Copy !req
548. And no-one's gonna stop you.Copy !req
549. Because you've bred a
human race which doesn't
bother to ask questions.Copy !req
550. Stupid little slaves
believing every lie.Copy !req
551. They'll just trot
right into the slaughterhouse
if they're told it's made of gold.Copy !req
552. Grrr!Copy !req
553. Disengage safety.Copy !req
554. ALARM SOUNDSCopy !req
555. What's happening?Copy !req
556. Maximum access, override Floor 139.Copy !req
557. And . . . spike!Copy !req
558. Someone's disengaged the safety.Copy !req
559. Who's that?Copy !req
560. It's Cathica. And she's thinking!Copy !req
561. She's using what she knows.Copy !req
562. Terminate her access!Copy !req
563. Everything I told her about Satellite
Five, the pipes, the filters,
she's reversing it!Copy !req
564. Look at that. It's getting hot.Copy !req
565. I said, terminate!Copy !req
566. Burn out her mind!Copy !req
567. Oh no you don't!Copy !req
568. You should've
promoted me years back!Copy !req
569. She's venting the heat up here.Copy !req
570. The Jagrafess needs to stay cool and
now it's sitting on top of a volcano!Copy !req
571. GRRR!Copy !req
572. Oh, um, yes, I'm trying, sir,
but I don't know how she did it,
it's impossible!Copy !req
573. A member of staff
with an idea!Copy !req
574. What do I do?Copy !req
575. Flick the switch!Copy !req
576. ALARM SOUNDSCopy !req
577. Oi, mate!
You want to bank on a certainty?Copy !req
578. Massive heat, in a massive body . . .Copy !req
579. Massive bang!Copy !req
580. See you in the headlines!Copy !req
581. If it's all the same to you,
I think I'll resign. Bye, then.Copy !req
582. Let go of me!Copy !req
583. Let go of me!Copy !req
584. Let go of me!Copy !req
585. We're just gonna go, I hate tidying up.
Too many questions. You'll manage.Copy !req
586. You'll have to stay and explain it,
no-one's gonna believe me.
Why, they might believe a lot of things.Copy !req
587. Human race should accelerate.
All back to normal. What about your
friend? He's not my friend.Copy !req
588. Now, don't . . .Copy !req
589. I'm all right now. Much better.Copy !req
590. And I've got the key.
Look, it's . . .Copy !req
591. And, well . . .Copy !req
592. it all worked out for the best,
didn't it?Copy !req
593. You know it's not actually my fault
because you were in charge.Copy !req
594. It's my house!Copy !req
595. I'm home. Oh, my God, I'm home!Copy !req
596. Blimey. I thought you were
gonna chuck me out of an airlock.Copy !req
597. Is there something else
you want to tell me?Copy !req
598. No. Erm, what d'you mean?Copy !req
599. The archive of Satellite Five.
One second of that message
could've changed the world.Copy !req
600. That's it then. See ya.Copy !req
601. How d'you mean, "see ya"?
As in, goodbye.Copy !req
602. What about me? You can't just
go, I've got my head. I've got
a chip type two, my head opens!Copy !req
603. What, like this?Copy !req
604. Don't! Don't do what?Copy !req
605. Stop it!Copy !req
606. All right now, Doctor.
That's enough. Stop it.Copy !req
607. Thank you.Copy !req
608. Oi! Sorry, I couldn't resist.Copy !req
609. The whole of history could've changed
because of you. I just wanted to
help. You were helping yourself.Copy !req
610. I've said I'm sorry,
and I am, I really am.Copy !req
611. But you can't just leave me like this.
Yes, I can.Copy !req
612. 'Cos if you show that head to anyone,
they'll dissect you in seconds.Copy !req
613. You'll have to live a very
quiet life. Keep out of trouble.
Be average. Unseen. Good luck.Copy !req
614. But I wanna come with you.Copy !req
615. I only take the best.Copy !req
616. I've got Rose.Copy !req
617. Rose, Rose!Copy !req
618. Oh, my God!Copy !req
619. Who's that?Copy !req
620. Geoff, is that you? It's me, Mum.Copy !req
621. Don't come in, wait there a minute.Copy !req
622. Oh, my Lord! You never told me
you were coming home!Copy !req
623. Hold on, I'll just take my coat off!Copy !req
624. I wish you'd told me you were
coming home. Rose, take me with you.Copy !req
625. I would've got your favourite tea in.Copy !req
626. THROBBING HUM
What's that noise?Copy !req
627. Have you left the back door open?Copy !req
628. Blimey, there's a draught.Copy !req
629. What a surprise!Copy !req
630. Oh, let me look at you.Copy !req
631. Aw, six months. It's like
I saw you yesterday. Isn't it funny?Copy !req
632. The time goes by like that.
CLICKCopy !req
633. WHIRR!Copy !req
634. Your wish is my command,
but be careful what you wish for.Copy !req
635. The day my father died.Copy !req
636. I thought it would be grim and
stormy, it's just an ordinary day.
Oh, gosh, this is it!Copy !req
637. He can't die on his own!Copy !req
638. Can I try again?Copy !req
639. Oh, gosh, this is it.Copy !req
640. Rose! No!Copy !req
641. I did it again,
I picked another stupid ape!Copy !req
642. It's not like I've changed history.Copy !req
643. Rose, there's a man alive in the
world who wasn't alive before.Copy !req
644. The whole world's different
because he's alive!Copy !req
645. Time's been damaged and they've
come to sterilise the wound.Copy !req
646. Rose, get in the church!Copy !req