1. Oh, my God!Copy !req
2. Help me!Copy !req
3. - Whoa! I got a pumper!
- He's gonna need an airway.Copy !req
4. - Stop moving around. Now!
- Scissors!Copy !req
5. - We got a pressure?
- 70/40. Pulse weak and thready at 150.Copy !req
6. Buddy, you see who shot you?
You get a plate number?Copy !req
7. He's not talking right now.Copy !req
8. Start the O-neg on an infuser.
Somebody find Lewis.Copy !req
9. - I feel the bullet.
- I don't wanna die.Copy !req
10. - You'll be fine. Let's get a head CT.
- Where's Lewis?Copy !req
11. - Please don't let me die.
- Tetanus booster and get Radiology.Copy !req
12. Jerry!Copy !req
13. - Jerry, have you seen Dr. Lewis?
- Curtain 3 with a heart attack.Copy !req
14. Get Benton. Pregnant woman
coming in, shot in the abdomen.Copy !req
15. - How far out?
- Two minutes or less.Copy !req
16. Got it.Copy !req
17. Your tests are normal, but your history
suggests the pain may be heart-related.Copy !req
18. Mark needs you.
Gunshot wound to the neck.Copy !req
19. - Does CCU have any beds?
- Still backed up.Copy !req
20. We have to hold you here until there's
a bed in the Cardiac Care Unit.Copy !req
21. Then we'll send you up
as soon as we can.Copy !req
22. Whoa, whoa! Go, go, go!Copy !req
23. BP is 90/60 and pulse is 120.Copy !req
24. She's full-term. I need a fetal monitor
and a doctor's scope.Copy !req
25. - Peter, are you okay?
- Watch the damn gurney. Damn!Copy !req
26. - Type and cross four units.
- Valenzala? With a "V" or a "B"?Copy !req
27. Get ultrasound. Do the paperwork later.
CBC, type and cross four units.Copy !req
28. - Is my baby all right?
- Uterus tender. No exit wound.Copy !req
29. Let's prep for a pelvic. Call OB.Copy !req
30. - We need a type and cross four units.
- Where's everybody?Copy !req
31. Twelve GSWs, four critical.
Glass is flying. It's a real mess.Copy !req
32. Pulse ox 95. BP 90/60. Pulse 120.Copy !req
33. - Two hours late.
- What?Copy !req
34. - Carter.
- I have to run the blood up myself.Copy !req
35. Not dilated. Vertex presentation.Copy !req
36. Fetal heart rate, 145. That's good.Copy !req
37. - Lydia, stay put. We need you.
- I'm not done next door.Copy !req
38. Where the hell is Carter?Copy !req
39. Oh, God.Copy !req
40. Oh, God.Copy !req
41. - Oh, God! What is all this?
- Traffic.Copy !req
42. - Can't you do something?
- Like what?Copy !req
43. - Stop the cab.
- No problem.Copy !req
44. Keep the change.Copy !req
45. Oh, God. Oh, God.Copy !req
46. It hurts so bad. It started in the
store. My children— Grandchildren...Copy !req
47. Would you like to see pictures
of my grandchildren?Copy !req
48. I have four sons and three
grandchildren. Let me show you.Copy !req
49. - Here's Tony. Isn't he a darling?
- Yeah, I'll hold.Copy !req
50. - Excuse me.
- Here's Jeff and Harold.Copy !req
51. - Where the hell is Psych?
- They're all blond...Copy !req
52. - Excuse me.
- Hang on, will you, please?Copy !req
53. I miss them so much! I miss them!Copy !req
54. Dr. Lewis. Bipolar. I called Psych,
but something's wrong with her leg.Copy !req
55. Another gunshot coming in. Put her
on the board and hope Psych shows up.Copy !req
56. That son-of-a-bitch cardiologist!
My sister met the president...Copy !req
57. - Excuse me.
- What?Copy !req
58. Thank you. We're the new third-year
students looking for Dr. Greene.Copy !req
59. - You're a med student?
- Yeah.Copy !req
60. - Anybody know how to take a history?
- Sure.Copy !req
61. - I was not a cat person...
- Mrs. Constantine?Copy !req
62. - This is...
- Harper. Harper Tracy.Copy !req
63. Harper? I played with someone called
Harper in the New York Philharmonic.Copy !req
64. - Go to Exam 2, right over there.
- He was just like Paul Newman.Copy !req
65. Do you like Paul Newman?
I love those blue eyes.Copy !req
66. - Hang two units. Where are you?
- Peter, what have you got?Copy !req
67. Full-term abdominal GSW,
no exit wound.Copy !req
68. Baby's moving. Bullet's in the uterus.Copy !req
69. - Sounds like a section.
- Fetal heart rate is falling, 100.Copy !req
70. - How is Mom?
- 80/50, pulse 140 and climbing.Copy !req
71. We're moving her now.Copy !req
72. Call the O.R. For an emergency
section and get OB.Copy !req
73. - Peter, what happened to you?
- Don't ask.Copy !req
74. - Can you handle this?
- Yeah, I'll just need to walk it out.Copy !req
75. Oh, no.Copy !req
76. GSW to the head. Two large-bore IVs.Copy !req
77. - Pressure's 60/40, bradycardic at 50.
- Trauma 1.Copy !req
78. - What happened?
- Gang fight. Nice shirt.Copy !req
79. - I'm a dead man.
- Hey, welcome back, Carter.Copy !req
80. - Dr. Carter, I presume?
- Great tan.Copy !req
81. Where's Dr. Benton,
and has he been asking about me?Copy !req
82. Once or twice.
He's doing a crash section.Copy !req
83. Pregnant woman got shot.
He just limped up.Copy !req
84. - Hi, Dr. Greene.
- Who is that?Copy !req
85. - Carter, I think. Dr. Benton's student.
- Tell him to slow down.Copy !req
86. I am on the phone with Cardiology
every day. They claim the CCU's full.Copy !req
87. I go up and there are empty beds.
We had a rule-out MI here for two days.Copy !req
88. You're an Attending now. Got a
problem with another department...Copy !req
89. you solve it. And you've got
new third-years coming in today.Copy !req
90. - Today?
- Four of them, bright-eyed.Copy !req
91. Staff meeting at 4:00. Don't forget.Copy !req
92. - Forget what?
- My first staff meeting's today.Copy !req
93. Little boss, what did big boss want?Copy !req
94. Something about me accepting
the heavy mantel of my new position.Copy !req
95. - You set the tone, right?
- How are you set for cash?Copy !req
96. If you need the 200 bucks,
I'm strapped for cash right now.Copy !req
97. No, I'm making up a schedule
for next week.Copy !req
98. Maybe you could pull a graveyard
Attending shift, get extra cash.Copy !req
99. - Consider it done.
- Dr. Greene?Copy !req
100. Three lost sheep claiming to be
med students.Copy !req
101. I thought there were four of them.Copy !req
102. One's doing a history of a bipolar.
She'll be done by next Tuesday.Copy !req
103. - This way, guys.
- Jerry?Copy !req
104. Anything of the pediatric persuasion
up there?Copy !req
105. I've got a Scandinavian flight attendant
with a bum ankle and an earache.Copy !req
106. And you saved her all for me?Copy !req
107. I love you, big man. You know that.Copy !req
108. Nine months pregnant.
Couldn't find the bullet?Copy !req
109. Gotta be in the uterus somewhere.Copy !req
110. Pressure barely holding.
No time to waste.Copy !req
111. - Dr. Benton?
- Carter, don't bother coming in here.Copy !req
112. I'm sorry. I came straight
from the airport.Copy !req
113. - Hurricane Phyllis in the Gulf.
- Your student?Copy !req
114. - Don't remind me.
- Nice tan.Copy !req
115. Student, what is the most important
anatomical structure to identify?Copy !req
116. - The uterus?
- Ureter.Copy !req
117. You cut that and you're in big trouble.
She can't pee.Copy !req
118. - What's its name?
- Carter.Copy !req
119. Basic anatomy. What muscle forms
the floor of the pelvis?Copy !req
120. Levator ani.Copy !req
121. The ovarian artery comes off the aorta
just above the...Copy !req
122. - Comes off the aorta to...
- Inferior mesenteric artery.Copy !req
123. Doesn't the word "student" imply that
you should be teaching him something?Copy !req
124. - Hello.
- I'm Dr. Ross, and you must be...Copy !req
125. - Hulda.
- Hulda.Copy !req
126. What a beautiful name, Hulda.
What seems to be the problem?Copy !req
127. - I hurt my ankle. It hurts very much.
- Let's take a look at it.Copy !req
128. A man dropped his little vodka bottle
in the aisle and she slipped.Copy !req
129. It tickles.Copy !req
130. Haleh, lateral AP
and oblique views, please.Copy !req
131. It doesn't seem to be broken.Copy !req
132. We're gonna get some x-rays and
may consider a cast, just to be safe.Copy !req
133. Oh, and my ear is very sore.
For many months.Copy !req
134. All this going up and coming down,
I think. Yes?Copy !req
135. Look, we're really busy today
and I didn't know you were coming.Copy !req
136. Park yourselves in here, and I'll come
round you up when I get a minute.Copy !req
137. Here you go. And Harrison's Principles
of Internal Medicine.Copy !req
138. Rosen 's, volumes one, two and three.
Start reading.Copy !req
139. - Hey, who's that?
- Med students. Gave them Harrison 's.Copy !req
140. Wow, that'll keep them busy.
I need you in Curtain 2.Copy !req
141. There's another student
floating around with a bipolar.Copy !req
142. Could you try and find them?Copy !req
143. - So who's gonna be the new chief?
- You?Copy !req
144. - Maybe next year when I'm eligible.
- Who do you think it should be?Copy !req
145. Jane Pratt. She's smart, nice, easy
to work with. Your decision, right?Copy !req
146. I'll find out this afternoon. You guys
were roommates for a while, right?Copy !req
147. Me.Copy !req
148. How are you doing, sir?Copy !req
149. - Not so good. I got a headache.
- Probably the nitro.Copy !req
150. - Why is he down here?
- CCU is full again.Copy !req
151. Sir, you're gonna have to stay down
here for a little longer.Copy !req
152. So you can just relax
and enjoy the peace and quiet...Copy !req
153. Jerry, for God's sake, shut him up!
Will you, please?Copy !req
154. - I'll try Cardiology again.
- Thanks.Copy !req
155. - So it's Jane for chief resident?
- Why not?Copy !req
156. Carter, get ready to suction.
Here she comes.Copy !req
157. - How does she look?
- She's breathing. Color, tone: Fair.Copy !req
158. Apgar?Copy !req
159. - Eight.
- Cord's cut. Carter, come with me.Copy !req
160. No exit wound in the uterus.Copy !req
161. - Okay, Carter, see the holes?
- Oh, yes. Thighs.Copy !req
162. We've got through-and-through
gunshot wounds to both thighs.Copy !req
163. - Got it! In the placenta.
- Prep for an umbilical line.Copy !req
164. Carter, start dressing the wounds.
Rocephin and oxacillin, 250 mg each.Copy !req
165. Displace the uterus anteriorly. Check
the other organs for penetrating injury.Copy !req
166. - You're gonna be just fine, Mom.
- Hell of a way to make an entrance.Copy !req
167. - This is your lucky day.
- Oh, you're gonna be fine. Just fine.Copy !req
168. - You jet-ski?
- That's me.Copy !req
169. - Haleh, diet or regular?
- Unleaded.Copy !req
170. Hey, hey! Listen up, everybody.
We don't have a lot of time.Copy !req
171. Admin sent us another action memo.Copy !req
172. "Excessive use of surgical supplies.Copy !req
173. Personnel must exercise prudence
in the use of expendables...Copy !req
174. I.e. 4x4s, gloves, surgical tape,
suture kits."Copy !req
175. Why don't I just bring a needle
and thread from home?Copy !req
176. "And alcohol wipes." Next, ACLS.Copy !req
177. Steph, you're up October 1.
And, Wendy, you've never certified.Copy !req
178. - What is it?
- Don't worry, you're gonna love it.Copy !req
179. CPR re-certification.
Lily, Lydia, Haleh.Copy !req
180. - Saturday afternoon, 1:00.
- This week? Man, I've got Sox tickets.Copy !req
181. MICN ride-alongs. Joanie, you've got
to get your hours in before Halloween.Copy !req
182. Lily, if it makes you feel any better,
I've procrastinated.Copy !req
183. Now I have to do a paramedic
ride-along or I lose my certification.Copy !req
184. Are you happy?Copy !req
185. Last, but not least, the hated peach.Copy !req
186. They have stopped making this
particularly delightful shade.Copy !req
187. Take a look at the catalog
and get back to me with your choice.Copy !req
188. I look bad in that green.Copy !req
189. Carol, 47's three minutes out,
and they're in trouble.Copy !req
190. I need your picks by the end of the day.
Most votes wins, unless I hate it.Copy !req
191. And then, whatever I like goes.Copy !req
192. - What is this all about?
- Air conditioning repairs.Copy !req
193. - Mark? Hi.
- Hi, Jane. How are you doing?Copy !req
194. Susan told me that she talked to you
about my becoming chief resident.Copy !req
195. I didn't put her up to it.Copy !req
196. I really want the job,
but I didn't ask her to approach you.Copy !req
197. - No, I didn't think you had.
- I hear Kerry Weaver's interested.Copy !req
198. - Weaver? Really? Over at Mount Sinai?
- She'd do a good job.Copy !req
199. - I'll do it better.
- All right, thanks.Copy !req
200. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
201. - I thought I'd left enough time.
- You get here an hour before me.Copy !req
202. You pre-round my patients.
You order tomorrow's labs after I leave.Copy !req
203. You check out my surgical schedule
and study the cases the night before.Copy !req
204. What did you get read this summer?
Schwartz's Principles of Surgery?Copy !req
205. Sabiston's Essentials?Copy !req
206. Surgical Secrets?Copy !req
207. Let me get a turkey breast on whole
grain, lettuce, tomato, extra sprouts.Copy !req
208. No mayo.
Carter, you reflect on me now.Copy !req
209. You screw up, I screw up.Copy !req
210. If you don't know an answer,
that's because I didn't teach you.Copy !req
211. No mayo.
What do you want, Carter?Copy !req
212. Can I get a Polish dog with extra
onions, extra peppers, and cheese.Copy !req
213. A lot of cheese. Please.Copy !req
214. Surgery is the most difficult
specialty of all.Copy !req
215. Fifteen students wanted this spot
and 100 will want the surgical residency.Copy !req
216. Now, do you wanna be a surgeon?Copy !req
217. Well, then you start acting
like a surgeon.Copy !req
218. We've got a thyroidectomy
this afternoon.Copy !req
219. What do you know about the arteries
in the neck?Copy !req
220. There's a lot of them.Copy !req
221. You have an hour and 25 minutes.
I suggest you locate a Gray's...Copy !req
222. and start memorizing it.Copy !req
223. Hi. I'm Dr. Greene.Copy !req
224. - What seems to be the problem?
- I have a rash on my thighs.Copy !req
225. - Anywhere else?
- Not this time.Copy !req
226. Why don't you hop up on the bed,
and I'll take a look.Copy !req
227. - Ms...
- Sweet. Loretta Sweet.Copy !req
228. - Are you sexually active?
- No, mostly I just lie there.Copy !req
229. - Do you use condoms?
- If I owned the factory I'd be rich.Copy !req
230. - Looks like contact dermatitis.
- Is that bad?Copy !req
231. No. A little cortisone cream
will clear it right up.Copy !req
232. You're allergic to something
you came in contact with.Copy !req
233. Right.Copy !req
234. I'd try and avoid coming into contact
with it again in the future.Copy !req
235. I've got two kids at home, you know.Copy !req
236. - Anything else I can do for you?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
237. Anytime.Copy !req
238. Adult male found passed out
in his own vomit.Copy !req
239. - BP 80/50 on arrival, pulse 132.
- Daddy!Copy !req
240. Resps shallow at 24. Tremulous.
Stopped breathing two minutes out.Copy !req
241. I can't ventilate him. Cyanotic.
Pulse up to 170.Copy !req
242. There's airway obstruction.
We gotta move him fast.Copy !req
243. - He's had glucose and Narcan.
- Daddy!Copy !req
244. - The kid found him. Called 911.
- Daddy!Copy !req
245. - Out of the way!
- Daddy!Copy !req
246. Nope. Damn it!Copy !req
247. Somebody get Mark.
We need a crike tray, now!Copy !req
248. Pupils are four millimeters,
equally reactive.Copy !req
249. No sign of trauma. Two IVs with saline
wide open, one liter so far.Copy !req
250. We've sucked 500 cc's of blood
from his upper airway.Copy !req
251. - Two, three...
- Again!Copy !req
252. - How much time?
- Almost three minutes.Copy !req
253. - Where's the damn doctor?
- Daddy!Copy !req
254. - Again!
- One, two, three.Copy !req
255. - We're out of time. Crike him!
- Again. Harder!Copy !req
256. Get this kid out of here!Copy !req
257. You're not gonna die on my shift, you
son of a bitch. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
258. I got it!Copy !req
259. All right, hyperventilate him.Copy !req
260. - Daddy!
- Out of the way!Copy !req
261. - All right, what have we got?
- Airway obstruction, male.Copy !req
262. Approximately 35 years old.
Tremulous.Copy !req
263. Possible impending D.T.'s, maybe septic,
maybe stroke, metabolic derangement.Copy !req
264. CBC, Chem-19, coag panel,
UA and a chest.Copy !req
265. Push D5 normal saline. He's
dehydrated. Get a banana bag going.Copy !req
266. - Carol, get a blood gas.
- Coming up.Copy !req
267. Doctor! Doctor!Copy !req
268. - Who the hell is that?
- Some drunk looking for a hot meal.Copy !req
269. - How long he been at it?
- About an hour.Copy !req
270. Damn irritating, isn't it?Copy !req
271. At least he hasn't learned
to say "nurse" yet.Copy !req
272. - Nice tan.
- Thanks.Copy !req
273. - What's that?
- Anatomy of the neck.Copy !req
274. - Forget it. Too many arteries.
- Exactly.Copy !req
275. - I thought this year would be easier.
- Wait till you start your residency.Copy !req
276. Want to show a third-year
how to start an IV?Copy !req
277. - No.
- You haven't seen her yet.Copy !req
278. I shave my legs. I used to wax them,
but that hurt so much.Copy !req
279. I love candlelight and Christmas music.
And the smells.Copy !req
280. Mulled cider and chestnuts.
I haven't had a chestnut in years.Copy !req
281. - Hi. You're the new med student?
- Yes. Thank you.Copy !req
282. - Harper Tracy.
- John Carter. How's it going?Copy !req
283. Well, I've tried to take her history,
but we didn't pass the Crimean War.Copy !req
284. You are very handsome.
Are you a doctor? My son's a doctor.Copy !req
285. - I play the cello. Do you like music?
- Yes, sometimes.Copy !req
286. This is Mrs. Constantine. I think she
has cellulitis, left lower extremity.Copy !req
287. - It's swollen, warm and tender.
- Haydn, Bach, Saint-Saëns...Copy !req
288. I'd say you're right. Sounds right.
Are you in any pain, ma'am?Copy !req
289. The pain?Copy !req
290. - She's also clearly bipolar.
- Right.Copy !req
291. Dr. Lewis wanted me to show you
how to start an IV.Copy !req
292. Pull this little gizmo out.Copy !req
293. - Find your vein. Go in bevel up.
- I play the cello...Copy !req
294. Advancing slowly until you see
a flash. Needle out, cath in.Copy !req
295. - Thanks. Got it.
- Really?Copy !req
296. Madrid, Tokyo, Milano...Copy !req
297. Buenos Aires, Barcelona...Copy !req
298. - Ow!
- I'm sorry, ma'am.Copy !req
299. - Wow, you hit it the first time.
- The Pittsburgh Youth Symphony.Copy !req
300. Second chair. I should've been first
chair, but the conductor, bastard...Copy !req
301. was sleeping with a fat Italian girl
who couldn't carry a tune.Copy !req
302. Sex, sex, sex!Copy !req
303. Same with my husband.
He doesn't care if I'm tired.Copy !req
304. - Thanks, John. I can take it from here.
- Day or night.Copy !req
305. - But I could dance all night...
- Okay, then.Copy !req
306. I would like to put the moon
under my heels...Copy !req
307. and go flying up, up into the sky.Copy !req
308. Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
309. Do you know where the kid is,
from that alcoholic airway obstruction?Copy !req
310. Thanks.Copy !req
311. Sure it's not that one?Copy !req
312. - Nice shirt.
- That's all I had.Copy !req
313. - What are you doing?
- Noah's fixing the VCR.Copy !req
314. It has a tape stuck in it.Copy !req
315. You be cool now, Noah, you hear?Copy !req
316. - Your dad's gonna be okay.
- I know.Copy !req
317. He's gonna have to stay with us
for a while. Is your mom coming?Copy !req
318. She lives in Florida.Copy !req
319. Is there someone else
who could come get you?Copy !req
320. My dad will take me home in a while.
He never stays in the hospital.Copy !req
321. He's done this before?Copy !req
322. And you called 911.
That was very smart.Copy !req
323. Have you done that before too?Copy !req
324. Lots of times?Copy !req
325. Do you have a Phillips head?Copy !req
326. Sure.Copy !req
327. You really know what you're doing.Copy !req
328. - She's still down here?
- Kayson says he has no new beds.Copy !req
329. - I think we're being followed.
- Student.Copy !req
330. - Harper Tracy.
- Greene, Mark.Copy !req
331. - No, actually, my first name is Harper.
- The bipolar?Copy !req
332. Off her meds. Psych got her back on
lithium, admitted her for IV antibiotics.Copy !req
333. - How's the Jell-O, Mr. Kuzner?
- Delightful.Copy !req
334. We're gonna have you out of here
as soon as we can.Copy !req
335. Jerry? How long is it gonna be until
we get this air conditioning fixed?Copy !req
336. A week ago Thursday.Copy !req
337. Didn't they find asbestos in this
building a couple of years ago?Copy !req
338. No, not again.Copy !req
339. - Kiss little Susie for me.
- Yeah.Copy !req
340. Dr. Lewis. Pour vous.Copy !req
341. - A taste from the islands.
- Well, thank you.Copy !req
342. - Dr. Greene.
- Yeah?Copy !req
343. I have something for you.Copy !req
344. - There you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
345. Carol.Copy !req
346. Carter, it's beautiful. Thank you.Copy !req
347. - All right.
- Carter!Copy !req
348. Where are my charts?Copy !req
349. Maybe you should've saved
one of these for yourself.Copy !req
350. Oh, but I did.Copy !req
351. Here you go.Copy !req
352. Jerry?Copy !req
353. Why are there three kids in cheap ties
reading textbooks in Exam 3?Copy !req
354. - Damn. The med students. I forgot.
- Dr. Greene, staff meeting's in five.Copy !req
355. Could you see if they need anything
and tell them I'll be back in an hour?Copy !req
356. Sure. Right.Copy !req
357. - Dr. Ross, a little taste of the islands.
- Carter, you shouldn't have.Copy !req
358. - It's Wondoa, the god of fertility.
- Just what you need, Doug.Copy !req
359. - Come on, Mark. I'll walk with you.
- To the staff meeting?Copy !req
360. Yeah, I'm nurse manager. I always go.
Nice hat.Copy !req
361. - See you.
- Yeah, see you.Copy !req
362. Carter, O.R. Let's go.Copy !req
363. - You should put some ice on that.
- I'm fine.Copy !req
364. I think I got the neck arteries down.
The common carotid, superior thyroid...Copy !req
365. Thyroidectomy is called off.
We're doing a hernia.Copy !req
366. I hope you know your way around
Hesselbach's triangle.Copy !req
367. Folks, can we get started?
Please, can we start on time?Copy !req
368. Mark Greene is joining us
as an Attending...Copy !req
369. now that he has completed
his residency.Copy !req
370. Mark, any thought as to who should
succeed you as chief resident?Copy !req
371. I was thinking Jane Pratt would be
an excellent choice.Copy !req
372. Is she that blond
who always wears sweaters?Copy !req
373. No. Brunette, tall.Copy !req
374. She's very smart. Well-liked.
Easy to get along with. Very competent.Copy !req
375. That's how I would describe you.Copy !req
376. You might want someone who'd
complement your weaknesses.Copy !req
377. - Which are...?
- Discipline, paperwork, administration.Copy !req
378. - Any other candidates?
- She'd be my first choice.Copy !req
379. Carol, any thoughts?Copy !req
380. Pratt's the best of this year's crop.
She'd take the least babysitting.Copy !req
381. Do you know Kerry Weaver
over at Mount Sinai?Copy !req
382. - Only by reputation.
- I'd like you to meet her.Copy !req
383. Okay.Copy !req
384. Can we get this Ross thing
finally resolved today?Copy !req
385. Nobody thinks this is important,
but why is my Pediatric budget...Copy !req
386. carrying the cost
of an ER fellowship for Doug Ross?Copy !req
387. It's an ER Pediatrics fellowship, Neal.Copy !req
388. Then put him under my supervision.Copy !req
389. I'll keep him in the clinic
where I'm severely understaffed.Copy !req
390. When there's a real pediatrics
emergency, you can call him down.Copy !req
391. - They need him in the ER full-time.
- Then let them pay!Copy !req
392. They're severely under-budgeted,
and you know it.Copy !req
393. - I like him, but he's a bit of a cowboy.
- A bit?Copy !req
394. David, he's arrogant and dismissive
of my authority.Copy !req
395. Now, I'm warning you right now.Copy !req
396. When his fellowship comes up
for renewal in November...Copy !req
397. I'm not gonna sign off on it. You
want him, you find the money for him.Copy !req
398. Let's jump off that bridge
when we get to it.Copy !req
399. Mark, we need to talk about who gets
to cover the Attending swing shifts.Copy !req
400. It's a nice piece of change.
Any thoughts?Copy !req
401. No. I'll...Copy !req
402. I'll get you some names later.Copy !req
403. Next on the agenda, we've got
a JCAH inspection coming up.Copy !req
404. Come on, people. This is what allows
us to call ourselves a hospital.Copy !req
405. Help me!
Please, somebody help me!Copy !req
406. It's my brother! Please!
He fell off the boat!Copy !req
407. Grab the gurney on the side.Copy !req
408. - Come on, man. Please.
- No spontaneous resps.Copy !req
409. Get an ambu-bag and set up suction.Copy !req
410. - Jerry, Trauma 1 open?
- No, air conditioning guys are there.Copy !req
411. - Curtain 2.
- Get Respiratory down here, stat.Copy !req
412. Stop. Lily, we're gonna need a scribe.Copy !req
413. - Pulse ox is 80. He's hypoxic.
- ET tray, seven and a half.Copy !req
414. - Please, what's happening?
- Sir, you have to wait outside.Copy !req
415. Get these air conditioning guys
out of here now!Copy !req
416. Anybody get a blood gas?Copy !req
417. Please, please...Copy !req
418. - Tracy, come here where you can see.
- Oh, God. Don't do this, man.Copy !req
419. - Core temp's at 82.
- CBC, Chem-7, coag panel.Copy !req
420. Don't die. Please.Copy !req
421. - Are those meetings always that fun?
- Kind of boring this week.Copy !req
422. Nobody took a swing at anybody.Copy !req
423. Do they always talk about residents
like that?Copy !req
424. - Wanna hear what they said about you?
- That drunk with the kid...Copy !req
425. he's trying to check himself out AMA.Copy !req
426. It's none of my business, but Jane
Pratt? I think Morgenstern has a point.Copy !req
427. I didn't get a chance to thank you
for the Attending shifts.Copy !req
428. I'm kind of behind on my car payments,
you know?Copy !req
429. - You've worked with Kerry Weaver?
- Yeah, we've crossed paths.Copy !req
430. Morgenstern wants me
to consider her for chief.Copy !req
431. - Really?
- That bad?Copy !req
432. Did you ever see Cuckoo's Nest?Copy !req
433. - I hear you're going someplace.
- Yeah. Where's my kid?Copy !req
434. - Noah's in the lounge watching cartoons.
- Well, get him. We're going home.Copy !req
435. You're suffering from severe
electrolyte imbalance.Copy !req
436. Your white blood count is high,
and you probably have pneumonia.Copy !req
437. I just need to sleep it off.Copy !req
438. You need to be admitted for fluids
and IV antibiotics.Copy !req
439. So you can charge me 5000
bucks like last time?Copy !req
440. Let's talk about last time.Copy !req
441. You were drowning in your own vomit.
Your son called it in. Just like today.Copy !req
442. - Where's my damn shirt?
- We had to cut it off you.Copy !req
443. I paid 30 bucks for that shirt!
Who's gonna pay me? You?Copy !req
444. Somebody— I swear to God,
somebody's gonna pay for that...Copy !req
445. if I don't find that shirt.
Where the hell—?Copy !req
446. You're not going anyplace.Copy !req
447. I don't know why, but for some reason
that boy cares about you.Copy !req
448. Stay and get straightened out.
Give Noah something to be proud of.Copy !req
449. - He's not warming up fast enough.
- He's in V-fib.Copy !req
450. Damn it, let's shock him. Two hundred.Copy !req
451. Clear. Harper, clear.Copy !req
452. - Nothing.
- Three hundred. Clear.Copy !req
453. - Someone get them out of there.
- Hey! Get down out of there!Copy !req
454. - What?
- Come down now!Copy !req
455. Three-sixty. Clear.Copy !req
456. Hey, we've got a beat.Copy !req
457. Hey, Davey, are you okay?Copy !req
458. What are the borders
of Hesselbach's triangle?Copy !req
459. - Some kind of vessel.
- Deep inferior epigastric.Copy !req
460. - And a ligament. Poupon.
- That's a mustard, Carter.Copy !req
461. Poupart's ligament
and the rectus sheath.Copy !req
462. You didn't get one of Dr. Hicks'
questions right.Copy !req
463. You told me we were doing
a thyroidectomy...Copy !req
464. Embarrass me in front of another surgeon
and you'll spend the rest of your Sub-I...Copy !req
465. - ... suturing bagel cuts and baby falls.
- Rescue 47's on its way.Copy !req
466. The gang shooting?
Somebody shot the shooter.Copy !req
467. Dr. Greene? Heard a lot of great things
about you.Copy !req
468. I'm Kerry Weaver.Copy !req
469. - Oh, hi. I'm Mark. Sit down.
- Thank you.Copy !req
470. Just eating something.Copy !req
471. So Morgenstern says you're gonna
need a lot of help around here.Copy !req
472. Really?Copy !req
473. - Gonna finish those fries?
- No.Copy !req
474. So when do I start?Copy !req
475. - Are we all set for this guy's airway?
- Yep.Copy !req
476. - What happened?
- Guy fell through the ceiling.Copy !req
477. - Landed on a patient.
- You're kidding.Copy !req
478. Broke the patient's ribs and his own leg.Copy !req
479. 15-year-old male.
Shotgun to the chest at close range.Copy !req
480. - No vitals. No pulses. Nothing.
- Welcome back, guys.Copy !req
481. - This the shooter of the pregnant lady?
- So they say.Copy !req
482. - His chest is a mess, you guys.
- Carter, CPR. Six units O-neg.Copy !req
483. - Tube's leaking.
- Asystole.Copy !req
484. Man, I think I just punched
right through his ribs.Copy !req
485. Skip it. Let's tube him! Amp of epi.Copy !req
486. - Seven and a half.
- Kind of rusty at this.Copy !req
487. - Find the cords and thread it through.
- Do it now, Carter.Copy !req
488. - Let's crack him.
- I got it.Copy !req
489. Spreader!Copy !req
490. Carter, retract that lung. Here we go.Copy !req
491. - Whoa, man...
- Just take a deep breath, all right?Copy !req
492. I need you to stay on your feet here.Copy !req
493. He's totally dry. Trendelenberg!Copy !req
494. - Think I'm gonna be sick.
- No, you're not. Come on, internal CPR.Copy !req
495. - Fibrillating!
- Damn! His right ventricle is hit.Copy !req
496. Twenty-five. Clear!Copy !req
497. We got a beat! Nope, it's gone.Copy !req
498. Fifty! Clear!Copy !req
499. - Asystole!
- Well, that helped a lot.Copy !req
500. Man, smells kind of like a barbecue
in here, huh?Copy !req
501. Oh, God...Copy !req
502. Welcome back, Carter.Copy !req
503. - Oh, no. Please...
- He's gonna be okay.Copy !req
504. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
505. He does have
a couple of broken ribs.Copy !req
506. All right, that's it.Copy !req
507. Good try, people.Copy !req
508. He was dead
before he came in the door.Copy !req
509. - Who's got the death bundle?
- I'll get it.Copy !req
510. You all right?Copy !req
511. Good. Sew him back up. Nothing fancy.
I'll see you at 6 a.m. Sharp.Copy !req
512. And, Carter. Prostatectomy
in the morning.Copy !req
513. Adrenalectomy for a
pheochromocytoma in the afternoon.Copy !req
514. - Hey, guys. Here's your equipment.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
515. - The kid make it?
- No.Copy !req
516. - It's Hathaway, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
517. This is Shep. Raul.Copy !req
518. - Well, see you around, Hathaway.
- Oh, hey, guys.Copy !req
519. I have to do a ride-along
for my MICN re-certification.Copy !req
520. Mind if I tag along with you next week?Copy !req
521. Sure. You bet. Anytime, Hathaway.Copy !req
522. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
523. - It's not like that.
- I didn't say a thing.Copy !req
524. Nurse Hathaway,
what are you doing tonight?Copy !req
525. I thought maybe I'd rent a movie.
Make some popcorn.Copy !req
526. - Maybe I'll bring a pizza.
- I don't remember inviting you.Copy !req
527. - You didn't. I invited myself.
- Good night.Copy !req
528. - My rule-out MI is still not in CCU.
- I can't miss the train.Copy !req
529. What's the point of having a CCU
if you can never get anyone into it?Copy !req
530. If I don't make it to Union Station
in 25 minutes...Copy !req
531. I'm gonna be walking to Milwaukee.Copy !req
532. - Mark, you need to do something.
- I will. I promise, first thing Monday.Copy !req
533. Hey, I heard you hired Kerry Weaver
as chief.Copy !req
534. That's definitely a move
in the right direction.Copy !req
535. - You didn't hire Jane?
- No, I didn't.Copy !req
536. Were you planning on letting me
read it off the board?Copy !req
537. It was my decision. I made it.Copy !req
538. I gotta pick Susie up from daycare.Copy !req
539. Hey, Dr. Greene...Copy !req
540. Those medical students
are still in Exam 3.Copy !req
541. Want me to send them home?Copy !req
542. Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
543. Yes, yes, you're the young lady
who helped me earlier today, aren't you?Copy !req
544. Mrs. Constantine,
are you feeling better?Copy !req
545. Well, I'm a bit tired.Copy !req
546. Did I tell you that I play the cello?Copy !req
547. - Once or twice.
- Sorry.Copy !req
548. Well, I would like to play something
for you as a kind of thank-you.Copy !req
549. I don't think that's necessary.Copy !req
550. My son brought my cello to me.Copy !req
551. It helps me pass the time
until I get better.Copy !req
552. Really. You don't have to do this.Copy !req
553. I mean, maybe you shouldn't do this.Copy !req
554. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
555. Yeah.Copy !req
556. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
557. - Tough first day back, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
558. Some days, like today, I have to forget
or I'd never come back.Copy !req
559. - So did you have a good summer?
- Yeah, it was great.Copy !req
560. Really.Copy !req
561. I did a pedes rotation
over at Children's...Copy !req
562. and spent about five weeks kicking
around St. Bart's.Copy !req
563. Really? I always wanted to go.
Was it nice?Copy !req
564. Yeah.Copy !req
565. Hey, Doc! Doc!
Can you give us a hand?Copy !req
566. Kid on a bike got hit by a car.
Full arrest.Copy !req
567. - I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
- Yeah, see you tomorrow.Copy !req
568. Okay, give me the bullet!Copy !req
569. Sorry.Copy !req
570. Hold on!Copy !req
571. No, hold it. Thanks.Copy !req
572. Chloe? Is dinner almost ready?
I am starving.Copy !req
573. Yeah, all we gotta do is drop in
the pasta and we're all set.Copy !req
574. Hello, my beautiful girl.Copy !req
575. Hi. Hi, prettiest girl.Copy !req
576. - How was school today?
- Great.Copy !req
577. They're teaching us how to use Word
and the spreadsheets.Copy !req
578. Honey, you wanna come up
and say hi to Mommy?Copy !req
579. Okay, here we go.
Let me get your head there.Copy !req
580. There we go.Copy !req
581. Oh, no.Copy !req
582. Whoops. There we go,
there we go. That's good.Copy !req
583. Yes, you're okay.Copy !req
584. Yes. Oh, no, no. It's okay.Copy !req
585. Okay.Copy !req
586. It's okay.Copy !req
587. I missed you. Yeah.Copy !req
588. Oh, God...Copy !req
589. What time is it?Copy !req
590. Oh, God.Copy !req
591. Oh, man.Copy !req
592. Peter?Copy !req
593. - Peter, hey, wake up.
- What?Copy !req
594. We fell asleep.Copy !req
595. It's almost midnight.Copy !req
596. Oh, man...Copy !req
597. What time does he get off work?Copy !req
598. In 10 minutes.Copy !req
599. Hey...Copy !req
600. Why don't you stay?Copy !req
601. You know I can't.Copy !req
602. I love you.Copy !req
603. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req