1. Mobilize with Kocher maneuver.
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- Good morning to you too.
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5. - Is there a problem?
- Your patient developed a fever.
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and there's lag time...
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- 30-year-old male...
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rigid belly, head trauma.
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Deformed fracture, left femur.
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- Put in chest tube. I'll do the DPL.
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26. - I wish I'd thought of that.
- Two hundred!
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27. - Clear!
- Clear.
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28. - All right. We've got a rhythm.
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29. Lidocaine 100 IV push.
Dopamine 400 and 500. Start it at 10!
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30. - We've got a pulse.
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32. - He's not stable.
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We can sleep in.
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Yeah, okay.
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37. Oh, boy. Yeah.
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38. - Yes?
- Good morning, Ms. Lewis.
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39. It's Ms. Pearline with social services.
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40. - Who?
- Ms. Pearline. I'm here for your home visit.
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41. - For the adoption.
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43. You could reschedule, but it will take
another four to six weeks.
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44. No, no. Come on up.
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- Actually, good night.
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46. - Hey, Dr. Ross.
- Hey.
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47. Still got that extra ticket
to the Bulls game next week?
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48. I do have two tickets,
but they're not extra.
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50. - I thought you threw those out?
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about 10 rows up.
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52. You guys heard about
all the excitement yesterday?
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53. - What excitement?
- Scottie Pippen came in.
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54. - Here?
- He was not.
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55. Actually, he did. Brought in a kid from
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56. Had a basketball clinic. Kid took
a charge, broke his collarbone.
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A lot of details, almost believable.
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You know what that's worth?
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60. - It's I-N, not E-N.
- No, it's E-N. It was him.
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61. - Who else was on?
- Kid's mom showed up, so Scottie split.
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62. - So nobody else saw him?
- I'm heading upstairs.
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63. - Can we watch?
- My God, haven't you had that baby yet?
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65. - I thought you'd work up to your due date.
- I have, and then some.
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68. I feel like a damn elephant.
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69. - Elephant's gestation period is two years.
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70. My interview is not until 4:00.
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him. I won't beg, I'll be dignified.
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72. I won't have a fair shot at this internship
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73. Ninety applicants for six slots.
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74. - How did you see it?
- It was on his desk.
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75. "Has put forth a consistent effort."
That's what he says about me.
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76. "Has acquired solid technical skills."
I told you that.
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77. - Several times.
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78. But I've worked my butt off for him.
Where the hell's our train?
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80. Seven days. The other applicants are
from Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Hopkins.
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81. I've got the home-court advantage,
but still...
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82. Wait a second, did you say pregnancy?
You think you're pregnant?
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- I know.
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84. - Did you miss your period?
- No, not yet. I'm just obsessing.
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85. - You don't need this.
- The interview is nerve-racking.
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87. It can wait. I'm just being paranoid.
You worry about your interview.
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88. - Hey, we need some help!
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89. - Hey, we need some help here.
- Don't tell me your water broke.
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90. Sprinkler system went berserk.
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91. It's raining cats and dogs,
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92. Need a hand here, quick!
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93. - Jerry!
- Yes.
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94. The whole west wing is getting soaked!
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95. - Labor and Delivery and the Nursery?
- NICU and Postpartum.
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96. All high-risk women
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97. Everyone else is down here.
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98. - How many?
- Eight, all in active labor.
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99. Oh, boy. All right. Chuny!
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100. We need some dry gowns,
some warming lamps.
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101. You gotta change.
Blow dryers if you can find any.
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102. - This is a new one.
- This really sucks!
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103. Dr. Ross, this one's pretty ripe.
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105. - No, none.
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106. Let's get a pelvic bed set up in Trauma 1.
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107. Coming through!
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108. - ICP's 14.
- Final ligature. Spleen's out. Suction!
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109. So if you're looking to kill yourself,
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110. - We're dry.
- BP's 100...
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112. - What do you wanna tackle next?
- Run a small bowel for perforations.
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113. - How does the arm look?
- As bad as the rest of him.
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114. - Think you can save this guy?
- We're chasing our tails here.
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115. Damn, he's hemorrhaging!
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116. - It looks arterial.
- Let's open him up!
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117. It's your party, but this is
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118. - What do you mean, teaching exercise?
- There's not a life to save.
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119. You wanna bet? Sternal saw!
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120. Run up to Delivery. Take galoshes
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121. But find me an extra stash of preemie and
term-sized ambu-bags and infant ET tubes.
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122. - Get some bulb syringes.
- You got it!
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123. Your baby's head
is engaged in the canal.
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124. The membrane isn't ruptured yet,
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125. - What's the presentation?
- Station two plus, effaced and dilated.
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126. - I'll be right back.
- Yeah.
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127. He went to buy film.
He won't even know where I am!
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128. We'll find him. Just relax.
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129. - Taking an incubator!
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130. You were on yesterday.
Tell Dr. Ross Scottie Pippen was in here.
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131. Yeah, and so were
Jordan and Rodman.
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132. Jerry, Conni and I
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133. It's a monsoon up there.
All fetal monitors are trashed.
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134. - How many do you have?
- A few. We'll rotate them.
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135. High risks went up to six, where I
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136. - We'll handle it.
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137. Good. Push, push. That's it!
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138. - You know Mark Greene?
- Oh, yes. Membrane ruptured?
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139. We had to do it for her.
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140. - Was the head engaged?
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144. Good. Seeing a head here.
Here it comes. Take a deep breath.
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145. Push!
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146. - Patient in Exam 2 is ready.
- I'm on my way.
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147. Mrs. Wilson, you have
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149. Activity, two.
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150. One laceration.
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154. - ... interlocking for the mucosa.
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155. - You got other fish to fry.
- Just don't take any chances.
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156. You run into trouble, run them to us.
Six East for all C-sections, understood?
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157. - We'll need another bassinet.
- They'll send them down.
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158. No, we need another one now.
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159. - She's having contractions again.
- What?
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160. - Why?
- I hope you're ready for an encore.
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161. - You're having another.
- I don't believe it!
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162. Came in before the sprinklers went.
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163. - Nobody monitored her.
- I had an ultrasound months ago.
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164. I've got ahold of the head.
No, make that the tush.
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165. - This is a breech? I'll deliver.
- No, I'm okay. I've got a good hold here.
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166. - What's wrong?
- Your second baby wants to be different.
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167. So he's gonna come out butt-first.
Now, just push.
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169. Good, Christy.
Good, good. Push. Good!
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170. That's good. That's really good.
Keep going! Push!
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Relax, because I gotta get the head.
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178. Smooth, Mark. You'd think
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179. - Page me if you need me.
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182. Susie had a bruise
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184. I'm sure you're the best adoption
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185. They're sending this guy over this week
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191. I'm in distress. If I wanted a natural birth,
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Did they tell you about the monitors?
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197. I don't know.
There was a lot of stuff.
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198. - Oh, good, a doctor's here.
- Sorry, Tina, they didn't have X-Men.
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199. I'm Dr. Lewis.
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200. It's been a crazy day for her.
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201. - Your daughter's 13?
- She's not our daughter.
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202. We've only known Tina for a few
months. We're adopting her baby.
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203. She called us
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204. Her mother was out.
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205. - Did you find my momma?
- She's still not home. We'll try again.
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- Your urine specimen?
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208. - You'll tell them about my abduction?
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209. Not that I expect them to have tests
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210. No, probably not.
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211. If they find anything unusual, maybe
the FBI or NASA will listen to them.
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212. They don't take phone calls from victims
of extraterrestrial insemination.
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213. - You're pregnant by aliens?
- It was so humiliating.
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217. - Ready for another look?
- Could we do two laps?
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218. - I want to be at least four centimeters.
- She's very goal-oriented.
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221. It's safer to believe
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I thought this shift would never end.
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223. - What's the EBL?
- Five liters.
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225. I would, but I have to give a tour
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229. One draft, sent it last week.
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231. Great. Thanks.
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I went to work.
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239. - Good call. She's abrupted.
- Anytime.
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240. - Yeah, whatever.
- He said he was gonna send some tickets.
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243. Here she comes. Conni!
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- That's what they say. Crazy.
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245. It's put a lot of women in labor.
It was in the papers.
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- The beet soup at Doc Magoo's.
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247. - Induces labor.
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248. - I read that.
- It's not that far-fetched.
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250. - What do those do?
- Make the uterus contract.
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- Yeah?
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254. Her chart shows she's had two
previous births, but she lives alone.
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255. - She's nervous, underweight...
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256. I checked with the hospitals.
As a teen she had two crack babies.
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257. One she lost at six months.
One was taken away at birth.
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260. - I hate this part!
- Try to save your breath.
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261. If you don't get a vasectomy,
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263. Ease up on the pushing, okay?
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264. - Would you please shut up?
- She has to go through this herself soon.
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265. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
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266. - That's it!
- Look at that one. She's a 10-pounder!
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267. I take it back.
You scream all you want!
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268. - Suction.
- The baby's lethargic. Apgar, three.
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269. Hold it! No, no.
All right, let's bag her.
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272. What's wrong?
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and heel-stick a glucose.
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275. - Please?
- What is it? This didn't happen before.
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276. You may have developed gestational
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277. - Bolus, two cc's per kilo. Is she breathing?
- Weak respiratory effort.
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278. Give her a 10 cc infusion of D10.
Stick her for another glucose.
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279. - Why isn't she crying?
- Your baby's been intubated.
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Lie back and relax.
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282. Yeah, I tried.
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285. - Why do you need it?
- So we can do a tox screen.
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287. We do them on everyone who has
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- Shall we?
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290. - You had to tell her?
- She's the doctor.
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291. I was just tripping
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292. - I was a kid then, but now I'm clean.
- Let's find out.
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293. - Pulse ox, 98.
- That's what I want to hear.
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294. Come here, you. Look at that.
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296. - Wait, I didn't get it! Do that again.
- Thank you!
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- Yeah, yeah.
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298. - Get over here! Come on!
- No, no, no.
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299. This is the doctor
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300. - I love you.
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301. Me too, doc. I love you!
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302. You know what? I love this doctor too!
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304. I'm taking Renee up to ICU to have them
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306. Pleased to meet you. John Carter.
Pleased to meet you.
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307. - Ken Matsumitsu. You're from?
- I'm the local guy.
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- From Boston.
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309. Ken's the Howard Hughes Fellow
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311. - John Carter.
- Andrea Zucker, Stanford.
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313. No, I just did 10 months
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314. - Oh.
- This is Martin Fisher.
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315. - How are you?
- Martin Fisher?
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316. - Published in Nature last month.
- That's me.
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318. Did you read it?
He cloned tyrosine kinase receptors.
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321. Roll on your side.
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322. press down on her back
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323. - Like this?
- Yeah. Good.
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324. - Is she doing okay?
- Yeah, thanks to the two of you.
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325. I hope she's not
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326. - What do you mean?
- She needs a mother herself.
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327. We can only adopt a baby.
We can't take her too.
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328. - Give me the bullet.
- I'm Dr. Castiglioni, Internal Medicine.
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329. I'm in my 34th week. I have
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330. My membrane ruptured 40 minutes ago.
I'm fully dilated.
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331. I'll take the express elevator
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332. I'm sorry, but I and D
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334. - You have your hands full.
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337. Stage three carcinoma of the breast.
I had a mastectomy six years ago.
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339. I was started on a CMF chemo
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340. when I found out I was pregnant.
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341. - Any implications for the fetus?
- Ultrasounds looked fine.
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342. But methotrexate is contraindicated
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343. - I won't rest easy till I see this baby.
- It shouldn't be long.
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353. I've worked too hard for this delivery
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354. You're old friends, huh?
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355. - Still, all the high-risks have to go up.
- I'm not considered high-risk.
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356. Dr. Lopez was going to induce me
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361. Let me hand you over to Dr. Mark Greene.
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362. It's my OB. Break it to him gently.
He's gonna be jealous.
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363. Look at this, standing room only.
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364. So you got Humpty Dumpty
back together again?
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365. Getting there.
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366. Marathon surgery.
You run the 20K too?
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367. Not since med school.
How does it look?
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368. Massive crush injury.
We should amputate.
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369. He'll live.
Might as well keep his arm.
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370. - It's longer than a long shot.
- It won't hurt to try.
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371. She'll thank you. Patient's mom,
she works over in Recovery.
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372. Said to tell you, "God bless."
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373. Okay, spectators, no intermission.
We're going straight into the next act.
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374. Pulse ox, 97.
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375. I owe you an apology.
Your tox screen came back negative.
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376. I told you I kicked it.
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377. People don't think you can, but I did.
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378. - You must be a strong lady.
- Not enough to take much more of this.
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379. - There she is!
- Don't look at me. I'm a wreck!
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380. - This baby's giving you a real workout.
- That's for sure.
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381. I bought you some candy.
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382. We're pretty crowded.
We have to limit visitors.
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383. - But I'm her sister!
- Birthing coach and sister.
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384. Okay, just don't stay too long.
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385. Let me look at you.
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386. - Jeanie, have you seen Harper?
- Not recently.
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387. She sent a blood test
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388. - The alien abduction.
- Yeah, this is so odd.
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389. - I want my mama!
- We're with you, Tina.
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390. - Blow! Blow! Go on!
- It hurts!
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391. That's because your baby's coming.
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392. - Whoa, next door!
- Got it!
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393. Doing great, doctor. You're doing great.
Meconium in the fluid.
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394. Amnioinfuse 500 cc's normal saline.
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395. You push. I'll run the procedure.
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396. Do exactly what she said.
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397. Since then, I've had
the most awful nosebleeds.
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398. - Harper, there you are.
- Dr. Weaver.
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399. What possessed you to run a pregnancy
test on this visibly gestational woman?
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400. I had a lapse.
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401. Until the hypnosis,
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402. Maybe they gotten to you too.
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403. Maybe they beamed up the entire lab.
Her pregnancy test came back negative.
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404. Oh, yes!
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405. I told you
this was no ordinary conception.
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406. And it's not.
It's pseudocyesis, and a classic case of it.
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407. Ms. Clarke's pelvic exam confirms
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408. But look at her.
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409. Distended abdomen from hyperventilation
due to contractions.
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410. - She's got a colon full of gas.
- That's what they always say.
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411. Those creatures blew their interstellar filth
into my cavities, and it's hibernating there.
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412. Good choice.
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413. The father-in-waiting thing has
changed since the Ricky Ricardo days.
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414. Nice to preserve traditions.
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415. - Excuse me.
- Just a sec. I know how you feel—
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416. - Excuse me.
- Can't you see we're—?
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417. Jerry, right?
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418. - I just want to thank you again.
- You're welcome.
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419. Can you stay here for just one minute?
One minute, one minute.
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420. - How's the fetal heart rate?
- 140. Good variability.
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421. - I'm not progressing.
- You can do it.
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422. - Dr. Ross!
- I'm busy in here.
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423. - He's here, Scottie Pippen.
- Jerry.
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424. Okay, okay, I'll bring him here.
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425. Where'd he go?
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426. - Who?
- Scottie Pippen.
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427. - Is he kind of a tall guy?
- Yeah, you could say that.
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428. - Said to tell everyone, "Thanks."
- Like they're gonna believe that!
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429. - I can't. I can't.
- Yes, you can.
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430. You are. Hold your breath,
use it to push the baby out.
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431. - I'm gonna die.
- No, you're not. You're doing beautifully.
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432. Okay, Tina.
One more time, and then you're there.
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433. - You said that before.
- You are doing such a hard thing.
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434. You're doing a great job. Some grown
women can't hang in there like that.
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435. - Really?
- Really. I'm so proud. Bear down!
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436. Bear down! Come on, bear down!
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437. Shouldn't be long now.
Did your friend leave?
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438. - Yeah. Can I go to the bathroom?
- Sure.
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439. - Let me help you.
- I can do it.
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440. What's wrong?
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441. Get this damn stuff away from me.
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442. Your friend bring this?
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443. Am I ever gonna kick this stuff?
I've been clean for two months.
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444. But you did use crack
during your pregnancy?
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445. Yeah. I mean,
not too much after the beginning.
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446. I have to let the doctors know.
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447. - Help my partner! He was electrocuted!
- Grab that gurney!
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448. Come on! Lie him here!
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449. - Soaking wet. What happened?
- We were working in standing water.
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450. A 220 line fell. It must've been hot.
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451. Entrance wound, right palm. Exit wound
on the foot. Let's try Trauma 2.
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452. - Need a room!
- We'll move next door.
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453. - In here!
- Careful with the baby. Can we crowd in?
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454. 15 liters O-2 by mask.
Start him on an IV. Saline, TKO.
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455. Pulse ox.
Get him on a cardiac monitor.
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456. - Got a good vein here.
- Lidocaine 100 IV push.
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457. What about you? How you doing?
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458. When I knocked him away from the ladder,
I got a little jolt.
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459. Sit down. We'll take care of you.
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460. There you go.
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461. She is perfect.
Look at that, picture of health.
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462. Hello, beautiful. Hello.
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463. - I didn't think it'd be so hard.
- That's why they call it "labor."
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464. I mean I didn't think it would
be so hard to see her...
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465. when I know...
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466. I love you.
I will always love you.
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467. - Easiest birth I've ever seen.
- We don't give extra credit on the Apgar.
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468. But when they come out
reciting Shakespeare...
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469. - He takes after his mom.
- Couldn't have done it without you.
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470. We're still trying
to clone your husband.
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471. Could happen.
Little Thomas is a chemistry experiment.
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472. In vitro fertilization. Miracle baby.
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473. Dr. Ross?
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474. We set up an OB on six.
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475. We'll start transporting the women
and their newborns.
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476. We've got one close to delivery.
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477. That's eight mothers to transport
and nine healthy newborns.
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478. That's a nice ratio, Dr. Greene.
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479. Moms did all the work.
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480. Dr. Ross, this is Mr. Wilson.
His wife had the twins.
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481. - Hi.
- Dispatch called.
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482. I was on the Berkeley run.
Snowed in out there.
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483. It took three hours to get a relief driver,
almost three more to get me back in.
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484. - Want to see your kids?
- Sure would.
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485. Come on.
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486. Here you go.
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487. Boys, I'd like you to meet your father.
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488. I'm sorry I wasn't here for you guys.
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489. That's not how it's gonna be.
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490. I'm gonna always be here for you
whenever you need me.
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491. And sometimes
when you think you don't.
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492. I'm your dad.
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493. And that's my job.
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494. To be there.
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495. You're gonna be a great father.
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496. They say it's all about
the kind of start you get.
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497. - She's crowning, Dr. Ross.
- The crack baby? Excuse me.
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498. Push, push, push.
Good. Yeah.
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499. You have a little girl.
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500. - Is she okay?
- She's beautiful.
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501. - Is she breathing?
- Yes, she is.
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502. Apgar, seven. Head circumference
may be on the small side.
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503. - What does that mean?
- It means...
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504. that your daughter,
for the moment, seems fine.
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505. You were doing crack while pregnant,
which causes developmental problems.
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506. Learning problems we may not know
about for years. I'm going to NICU.
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507. But you're bringing her back,
though, right?
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508. You're giving her back to me?
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509. - I'll get to have her?
- Yes, you probably will.
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510. So even though my family
was predisposed to law...
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511. I was the black sheep
and decided to go into medicine.
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512. Shoot. Can I try again?
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513. The point is to tie the knot without
pulling the clip away from the magnet.
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514. I know.
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515. Mr. Carter, can you run through the steps
of an adrenalectomy?
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516. Sure. Identify the mass by CT.
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517. Make a Kocher incision.
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518. - I almost had it.
- What if that had been a patient...
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519. and your inept technique caused
uncontrolled arterial hemorrhage?
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520. I would repair the damage...
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521. and proceed.
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522. Good answer, Mr. Carter.
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523. It may not be possible to tie that knot
without dropping the magnet.
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524. But you didn't lose your cool,
and that matters.
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525. That and your academic records,
your board scores and your letters of rec.
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526. - Quite frankly—
- Vucelich sent his standard glowing report.
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527. Still didn't fix the typo
in the second paragraph.
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528. It's Dr. Benton's letter
that gives us the most pause.
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529. I am at a loss to explain—
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530. You're one of the first students
to survive Dr. Benton.
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531. But to have him use words like "solid"
in connection with surgical technique...
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532. High praise from Benton.
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533. Not to mention "full knowledge
of anatomy and diagnostic tools."
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534. That's tantamount to gushing.
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535. - Are you sure he wrote this?
- He did.
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536. Well, you're a most
impressive candidate.
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537. But we have
many impressive candidates.
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538. One last thing.
Tell us why you want to be a surgeon.
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539. It's not a trick question.
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540. No.
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541. I see people with injury or disease...
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542. and I know that I can fix them.
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543. So that's what I want to do.
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544. Excuse me, nurse.
How soon before they move her?
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545. It shouldn't be too long.
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546. You probably have time. I'm starving.
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547. I'll run to that diner across the street
and get her something to eat.
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548. I love that beet soup
I had there last night.
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549. Do you know what that lady
in Curtain 1 just said?
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550. - What?
- I'm out of here.
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551. - You're not gonna join us?
- No, sorry. I gotta see someone.
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552. - Join who?
- Leslie! Leslie!
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553. He's beautiful.
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554. - You two finally have your family.
- I'm so sorry I missed it.
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555. Thank you, Harris, for everything.
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556. We're making you two the godfathers.
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557. Too good to be true.
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558. Re-check his crit in 30 minutes.
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559. Don't forget, 15 mgs
per kilogram per minute.
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560. Page me if his systolic BP
drops under 100.
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561. - Carter, what are you doing here?
- Brought you dinner.
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562. Tofu, brown rice, veggies on the side.
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563. Thanks.
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564. I know it's been hard lately.
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565. I just wanna thank you, for setting
the bar high, for everything.
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566. For being a good example.
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567. The interview went okay, huh?
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568. It's hard to say. I think so.
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569. Is that guy gonna live?
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570. Yeah, I think so.
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571. It's just, now that I've seen her...
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572. She's so pretty.
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573. Yes, she is. But it's also
a huge responsibility.
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574. Not that much.
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575. I have a baby,
and it's an impossible job.
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576. You never think
you're doing well enough.
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577. My mom will help.
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578. I'd pay you guys back someday
for the prenatal stuff.
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579. We don't want the money.
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580. You shouldn't change your mind now
where everything's so emotional.
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581. Tina! My baby!
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582. Oh, look at this!
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583. - We tried to find you.
- A boy or a girl?
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584. - A girl.
- That's lucky.
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585. - She's just like you. Lots of hair.
- I think she knows me.
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586. She's got your eyes.
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587. - Look at that.
- I wanna keep her.
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588. Of course you do.
Look at that itty-bitty face.
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589. Excuse me, is there another
Hotel Dupree around this area?
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590. No, it's the only one. Problem?
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591. No, it's just not the dive I expected.
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592. I'm here to see a guest. Ray Ross?
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593. No, Mr. Ross is in the bar.
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594. - Why am I not surprised?
- But he isn't a guest.
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595. Mr. Ross owns this hotel.
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596. - Hey.
- Doug. What a surprise.
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597. - You found me.
- You left your number.
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598. Yeah.
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599. Come on, have a drink.
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600. Listen, Ray,
I just wanted to give you these.
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601. I was gonna play along, Ray,
like Mom and I always did.
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602. Kind of take your gifts
that drop out of the blue.
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603. I decided, no, not gonna
let you get away with it.
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604. Not this time. So...
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605. You're not my father.
A father is someone who was there.
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606. - You never were.
- I know. I'm sorry.
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607. You and your mother deserved better.
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608. - She did.
- You did too.
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609. - Hey, Jimmy, a bottle of Maker's here.
- Right away.
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610. I'm beat.
I delivered eight babies today.
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611. Yeah. Sure, I understand.
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612. The night you were born,
I swore I was a changed man.
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613. Your mother must have told you
how you came into this world.
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614. It's a hell of a story. She must
have told you about the skates, huh?
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615. She tell you about the skates?
We were at the cabin, and the lake—
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616. - The cabin, the one the bank took back?
- Well, that was a mix-up.
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617. You weren't due for another two weeks,
and your mother went into labor.
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618. - Right.
- And the lake was frozen over.
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619. The doctor was afraid to drive
across the ice.
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620. So there's your mother...
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between contractions.
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622. I thought I'd have to deliver you myself.
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623. - Where is everybody?
- You're the last one to clock out.
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624. - It's my last day for a while.
- Good luck.
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625. Excuse me.
Do you have any beet soup tonight?
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626. - You want the beet soup?
- Surprise!
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627. - Oh, they got you good!
- They did, didn't they?
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628. I hate you guys! I hate you!
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629. - Congratulations, any day now.
- We're so happy for you.
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630. - And happy it's not us.
- Well put.
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631. Here you go.
Little Susie liked it. I hope you do.
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632. One order of beet soup, and we
can rush back for Conni's delivery.
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633. I wish!
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634. Good shot. Are you out of breath?
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635. No, no, no. Get out of there!
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636. - You're getting slow in your old age.
- Come on, give me a break.
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637. No, you can't spin it!
Watch this one.
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638. Better guard. Score right there.
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639. - Rematch. Two out of three.
- What do you wanna play for?
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640. Tickets to the Bulls game.
One for each of us, all right?
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641. You're on. Let's go.
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642. - Come on.
- All right.
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643. Are you out of breath yet?
You need to sit down?
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644. Ready? Men are up.
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645. That's a score, champ. Ready?
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