1. Mobilize with Kocher maneuver.
Divide at pylorus.Copy !req
2. Transect stomach TA 90.
ID ligament of Trietz.Copy !req
3. Come on.Copy !req
4. - My Billroth II has been canceled.
- Good morning to you too.Copy !req
5. - Is there a problem?
- Your patient developed a fever.Copy !req
6. No, a problem with me
in this department.Copy !req
7. Ever since I left Vucelich's study,
I've been underutilized.Copy !req
8. When you were working with him,
he monopolized your time.Copy !req
9. You're back with the teeming masses,
and there's lag time...Copy !req
10. while the schedule plays catch-up
to your change of fortune.Copy !req
11. I see.Copy !req
12. - What have we got?
- 30-year-old male...Copy !req
13. had a bad Valentine's Day.Copy !req
14. Threw himself on the El tracks
in front of a oncoming train.Copy !req
15. Did a good job on himself.
How are his vitals?Copy !req
16. Sinus tach at 150. BP's 50 palp.Copy !req
17. Bilateral hemothorax,
rigid belly, head trauma.Copy !req
18. Near amputation, right forearm.
Deformed fracture, left femur.Copy !req
19. - Open fracture, lower right extremity.
- Put in chest tube. I'll do the DPL.Copy !req
20. It's a deal. 36 French.Copy !req
21. We need four units of O-neg
on the rapid infuser.Copy !req
22. Pupils are unequal and sluggish.
We need a head CT to rule out a bleed.Copy !req
23. No time. Positive tap.
Do those burr holes blind.Copy !req
24. No way, I need a CT first.Copy !req
25. Let's shock him.Copy !req
26. - I wish I'd thought of that.
- Two hundred!Copy !req
27. - Clear!
- Clear.Copy !req
28. - All right. We've got a rhythm.
- Sinus tach at 160.Copy !req
29. Lidocaine 100 IV push.
Dopamine 400 and 500. Start it at 10!Copy !req
30. - We've got a pulse.
- I'll take him.Copy !req
31. You do the burr holes up in the O.R.
If not, he's toast.Copy !req
32. - He's not stable.
- He's as stable as he's gonna get. Move.Copy !req
33. We have some other sick people
if you want them too.Copy !req
34. - Wow! What did he have for breakfast?
- Something hard to digest.Copy !req
35. Did you forget? I'm not on until 11.
We can sleep in.Copy !req
36. Yeah. You're soaked.
Yeah, okay.Copy !req
37. Oh, boy. Yeah.Copy !req
38. - Yes?
- Good morning, Ms. Lewis.Copy !req
39. It's Ms. Pearline with social services.Copy !req
40. - Who?
- Ms. Pearline. I'm here for your home visit.Copy !req
41. - For the adoption.
- What?Copy !req
42. I worked really late last night.Copy !req
43. You could reschedule, but it will take
another four to six weeks.Copy !req
44. No, no. Come on up.
Just come up slowly, please.Copy !req
45. - Morning.
- Actually, good night.Copy !req
46. - Hey, Dr. Ross.
- Hey.Copy !req
47. Still got that extra ticket
to the Bulls game next week?Copy !req
48. I do have two tickets,
but they're not extra.Copy !req
49. The ones your dad gave you?Copy !req
50. - I thought you threw those out?
- I was...Copy !req
51. but they're mid-court,
about 10 rows up.Copy !req
52. You guys heard about
all the excitement yesterday?Copy !req
53. - What excitement?
- Scottie Pippen came in.Copy !req
54. - Here?
- He was not.Copy !req
55. Actually, he did. Brought in a kid from
his Cabrini Greens tutoring program.Copy !req
56. Had a basketball clinic. Kid took
a charge, broke his collarbone.Copy !req
57. Nice try, Jerry.
A lot of details, almost believable.Copy !req
58. It's the truth. Look.Copy !req
59. I got his autograph.
You know what that's worth?Copy !req
60. - It's I-N, not E-N.
- No, it's E-N. It was him.Copy !req
61. - Who else was on?
- Kid's mom showed up, so Scottie split.Copy !req
62. - So nobody else saw him?
- I'm heading upstairs.Copy !req
63. - Can we watch?
- My God, haven't you had that baby yet?Copy !req
64. You won't have me to make fun of
after today.Copy !req
65. - I thought you'd work up to your due date.
- I have, and then some.Copy !req
66. Doc's gonna induce
if nothing happens by Monday.Copy !req
67. I'm going up to OB for a non-stress test.Copy !req
68. I feel like a damn elephant.Copy !req
69. - Elephant's gestation period is two years.
- Oh, shut your mouth.Copy !req
70. My interview is not until 4:00.Copy !req
71. Benton'll be done by 10:30. I'll find
him. I won't beg, I'll be dignified.Copy !req
72. I won't have a fair shot at this internship
unless he rewrites my recommendation.Copy !req
73. Ninety applicants for six slots.Copy !req
74. - How did you see it?
- It was on his desk.Copy !req
75. "Has put forth a consistent effort."
That's what he says about me.Copy !req
76. "Has acquired solid technical skills."
I told you that.Copy !req
77. - Several times.
- We've had our differences.Copy !req
78. But I've worked my butt off for him.
Where the hell's our train?Copy !req
79. How soon after intercourse can you get
a pregnancy result by blood test?Copy !req
80. Seven days. The other applicants are
from Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Hopkins.Copy !req
81. I've got the home-court advantage,
but still...Copy !req
82. Wait a second, did you say pregnancy?
You think you're pregnant?Copy !req
83. - We've been really careful.
- I know.Copy !req
84. - Did you miss your period?
- No, not yet. I'm just obsessing.Copy !req
85. - You don't need this.
- The interview is nerve-racking.Copy !req
86. Sorry. Want to draw some blood?Copy !req
87. It can wait. I'm just being paranoid.
You worry about your interview.Copy !req
88. - Hey, we need some help!
- What happened?Copy !req
89. - Hey, we need some help here.
- Don't tell me your water broke.Copy !req
90. Sprinkler system went berserk.Copy !req
91. It's raining cats and dogs,
and we can't shut it off!Copy !req
92. Need a hand here, quick!Copy !req
93. - Jerry!
- Yes.Copy !req
94. The whole west wing is getting soaked!Copy !req
95. - Labor and Delivery and the Nursery?
- NICU and Postpartum.Copy !req
96. All high-risk women
are going to the sixth.Copy !req
97. Everyone else is down here.Copy !req
98. - How many?
- Eight, all in active labor.Copy !req
99. Oh, boy. All right. Chuny!Copy !req
100. We need some dry gowns,
some warming lamps.Copy !req
101. You gotta change.
Blow dryers if you can find any.Copy !req
102. - This is a new one.
- This really sucks!Copy !req
103. Dr. Ross, this one's pretty ripe.Copy !req
104. Is there any time
between your contractions?Copy !req
105. - No, none.
- All right.Copy !req
106. Let's get a pelvic bed set up in Trauma 1.
Somebody call Mark.Copy !req
107. Coming through!Copy !req
108. - ICP's 14.
- Final ligature. Spleen's out. Suction!Copy !req
109. So if you're looking to kill yourself,
the El tracks'll do the job.Copy !req
110. - We're dry.
- BP's 100...Copy !req
111. Send it to Pathology.Copy !req
112. - What do you wanna tackle next?
- Run a small bowel for perforations.Copy !req
113. - How does the arm look?
- As bad as the rest of him.Copy !req
114. - Think you can save this guy?
- We're chasing our tails here.Copy !req
115. Damn, he's hemorrhaging!Copy !req
116. - It looks arterial.
- Let's open him up!Copy !req
117. It's your party, but this is
a teaching exercise now.Copy !req
118. - What do you mean, teaching exercise?
- There's not a life to save.Copy !req
119. You wanna bet? Sternal saw!Copy !req
120. Run up to Delivery. Take galoshes
and an umbrella if you have to.Copy !req
121. But find me an extra stash of preemie and
term-sized ambu-bags and infant ET tubes.Copy !req
122. - Get some bulb syringes.
- You got it!Copy !req
123. Your baby's head
is engaged in the canal.Copy !req
124. The membrane isn't ruptured yet,
so we'll do an amniotomy to rupture it.Copy !req
125. - What's the presentation?
- Station two plus, effaced and dilated.Copy !req
126. - I'll be right back.
- Yeah.Copy !req
127. He went to buy film.
He won't even know where I am!Copy !req
128. We'll find him. Just relax.Copy !req
129. - Taking an incubator!
- Blankets.Copy !req
130. You were on yesterday.
Tell Dr. Ross Scottie Pippen was in here.Copy !req
131. Yeah, and so were
Jordan and Rodman.Copy !req
132. Jerry, Conni and I
beat them three-on-three.Copy !req
133. It's a monsoon up there.
All fetal monitors are trashed.Copy !req
134. - How many do you have?
- A few. We'll rotate them.Copy !req
135. High risks went up to six, where I
have to be. Send some residents.Copy !req
136. - We'll handle it.
- Who's attending?Copy !req
137. Good. Push, push. That's it!Copy !req
138. - You know Mark Greene?
- Oh, yes. Membrane ruptured?Copy !req
139. We had to do it for her.Copy !req
140. - Was the head engaged?
- Yes.Copy !req
141. All right. Don't want a cord prolapse.Copy !req
142. Okay, when you get the urge,
I want you to push.Copy !req
143. Okay? Okay.Copy !req
144. Good. Seeing a head here.
Here it comes. Take a deep breath.Copy !req
145. Push!Copy !req
146. - Patient in Exam 2 is ready.
- I'm on my way.Copy !req
147. Mrs. Wilson, you have
a beautiful baby boy.Copy !req
148. Fundus is firm. Placenta's coming.Copy !req
149. Activity, two.
Pulse, two. Grimace, two.Copy !req
150. One laceration.
Dr. Greene, will you suture?Copy !req
151. I think I can handle that.Copy !req
152. Apgar is nine. Check again in five.Copy !req
153. Use 2-0 chromic, interrupted suture
for the muscularis layer...Copy !req
154. - ... interlocking for the mucosa.
- We can manage from here, Janet.Copy !req
155. - You got other fish to fry.
- Just don't take any chances.Copy !req
156. You run into trouble, run them to us.
Six East for all C-sections, understood?Copy !req
157. - We'll need another bassinet.
- They'll send them down.Copy !req
158. No, we need another one now.Copy !req
159. - She's having contractions again.
- What?Copy !req
160. - Why?
- I hope you're ready for an encore.Copy !req
161. - You're having another.
- I don't believe it!Copy !req
162. Came in before the sprinklers went.Copy !req
163. - Nobody monitored her.
- I had an ultrasound months ago.Copy !req
164. I've got ahold of the head.
No, make that the tush.Copy !req
165. - This is a breech? I'll deliver.
- No, I'm okay. I've got a good hold here.Copy !req
166. - What's wrong?
- Your second baby wants to be different.Copy !req
167. So he's gonna come out butt-first.
Now, just push.Copy !req
168. Keep the feet out!Copy !req
169. Good, Christy.
Good, good. Push. Good!Copy !req
170. That's good. That's really good.
Keep going! Push!Copy !req
171. Good. Okay.Copy !req
172. Those are the shoulders.
Relax, because I gotta get the head.Copy !req
173. - Flex the head!
- Push gently.Copy !req
174. Good.Copy !req
175. Good! Excellent! Nice, nice!Copy !req
176. Nice work, Mom! There.Copy !req
177. Oh, my God! Two of them!Copy !req
178. Smooth, Mark. You'd think
you delivered a breech every day.Copy !req
179. - Page me if you need me.
- Okay.Copy !req
180. Suction. Mom, relax.Copy !req
181. The place was a pigsty.Copy !req
182. Susie had a bruise
from pulling the highchair over.Copy !req
183. The more I explained,
the phonier it sounded.Copy !req
184. I'm sure you're the best adoption
candidate they've had all month.Copy !req
185. They're sending this guy over this week
for work-site interviews. Please lie.Copy !req
186. - Can you take this girl in 3?
- We prefer to be called "women."Copy !req
187. Judge for yourself.Copy !req
188. With my last two, I had Pitocin
and epidural with no complications.Copy !req
189. I'd love to pit you—Copy !req
190. With the monitor shortage, we don't
know if the baby's having distress.Copy !req
191. I'm in distress. If I wanted a natural birth,
I'd have stayed home.Copy !req
192. What's next? Natural dentistry?Copy !req
193. Okay, Ms. Amayo.Copy !req
194. Tina. How are you doing?Copy !req
195. It hurts.Copy !req
196. I'll put these on you for a reading.
Did they tell you about the monitors?Copy !req
197. I don't know.
There was a lot of stuff.Copy !req
198. - Oh, good, a doctor's here.
- Sorry, Tina, they didn't have X-Men.Copy !req
199. I'm Dr. Lewis.
I was just explaining the monitors.Copy !req
200. It's been a crazy day for her.Copy !req
201. - Your daughter's 13?
- She's not our daughter.Copy !req
202. We've only known Tina for a few
months. We're adopting her baby.Copy !req
203. She called us
when the contractions began.Copy !req
204. Her mother was out.Copy !req
205. - Did you find my momma?
- She's still not home. We'll try again.Copy !req
206. - Who examines that?
- Your urine specimen?Copy !req
207. We send it to the lab.Copy !req
208. - You'll tell them about my abduction?
- Well—Copy !req
209. Not that I expect them to have tests
to identify alien life.Copy !req
210. No, probably not.Copy !req
211. If they find anything unusual, maybe
the FBI or NASA will listen to them.Copy !req
212. They don't take phone calls from victims
of extraterrestrial insemination.Copy !req
213. - You're pregnant by aliens?
- It was so humiliating.Copy !req
214. I bet.Copy !req
215. Here's one more to go,
and this goes with it.Copy !req
216. For a pregnancy test.Copy !req
217. - Ready for another look?
- Could we do two laps?Copy !req
218. - I want to be at least four centimeters.
- She's very goal-oriented.Copy !req
219. Walk on.Copy !req
220. I hate men like that.
It gives you false hope.Copy !req
221. It's safer to believe
that guys like that don't exist.Copy !req
222. Finally, fresh recruits.
I thought this shift would never end.Copy !req
223. - What's the EBL?
- Five liters.Copy !req
224. Carter, wanna scrub in?Copy !req
225. I would, but I have to give a tour
of the hospital to the candidates.Copy !req
226. Stiff competition.Copy !req
227. Had a couple of hours to kill before
my interview at 4, so I came by.Copy !req
228. I was hoping you managed to get
a final draft of my letter of rec out.Copy !req
229. One draft, sent it last week.Copy !req
230. Great, great. Great.Copy !req
231. Great. Thanks.
Nice work.Copy !req
232. Peter, word's gotten around this is
where the resurrection is.Copy !req
233. I have some students
who wanna see you raise the dead.Copy !req
234. They'll have a good view there.Copy !req
235. They'll benefit from learning how and why
you decided to pursue this hopeless case.Copy !req
236. How and why?Copy !req
237. I saw the guy. I knew I could fix him.
I went to work.Copy !req
238. Pressure's 110/75.Copy !req
239. - Good call. She's abrupted.
- Anytime.Copy !req
240. - Yeah, whatever.
- He said he was gonna send some tickets.Copy !req
241. Are you still telling
that Scottie Pippen story?Copy !req
242. It's not a story.Copy !req
243. Here she comes. Conni!Copy !req
244. - Beet soup?
- That's what they say. Crazy.Copy !req
245. It's put a lot of women in labor.
It was in the papers.Copy !req
246. - What has?
- The beet soup at Doc Magoo's.Copy !req
247. - Induces labor.
- Come on.Copy !req
248. - I read that.
- It's not that far-fetched.Copy !req
249. A lot of plants
have ergot alkaloid derivatives.Copy !req
250. - What do those do?
- Make the uterus contract.Copy !req
251. - Susan?
- Yeah?Copy !req
252. I've been monitoring Leah Russell.
A few things don't add up.Copy !req
253. She hasn't been able to give us
a urine sample.Copy !req
254. Her chart shows she's had two
previous births, but she lives alone.Copy !req
255. - She's nervous, underweight...
- You're thinking drugs?Copy !req
256. I checked with the hospitals.
As a teen she had two crack babies.Copy !req
257. One she lost at six months.
One was taken away at birth.Copy !req
258. Lead the way.Copy !req
259. Here we go again. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
260. - I hate this part!
- Try to save your breath.Copy !req
261. If you don't get a vasectomy,
I swear you're having the next one!Copy !req
262. How big is this kid?Copy !req
263. Ease up on the pushing, okay?
There's the head.Copy !req
264. - Would you please shut up?
- She has to go through this herself soon.Copy !req
265. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
266. - That's it!
- Look at that one. She's a 10-pounder!Copy !req
267. I take it back.
You scream all you want!Copy !req
268. - Suction.
- The baby's lethargic. Apgar, three.Copy !req
269. Hold it! No, no.
All right, let's bag her.Copy !req
270. Is something wrong?Copy !req
271. Did you test positive for diabetes
during your prenatal care?Copy !req
272. What's wrong?Copy !req
273. Start CPR. I'm gonna intubate.Copy !req
274. Prep an umbilical line
and heel-stick a glucose.Copy !req
275. - Please?
- What is it? This didn't happen before.Copy !req
276. You may have developed gestational
diabetes during your pregnancy.Copy !req
277. - Bolus, two cc's per kilo. Is she breathing?
- Weak respiratory effort.Copy !req
278. Give her a 10 cc infusion of D10.
Stick her for another glucose.Copy !req
279. - Why isn't she crying?
- Your baby's been intubated.Copy !req
280. Try and lie back.
Lie back and relax.Copy !req
281. Jeanie said that you can't
give us a urine sample.Copy !req
282. Yeah, I tried.Copy !req
283. I suggest you try again
because if you can't produce a sample...Copy !req
284. we'll have to put a catheter in
to get one.Copy !req
285. - Why do you need it?
- So we can do a tox screen.Copy !req
286. You do them on white women?Copy !req
287. We do them on everyone who has
a history of drug or alcohol abuse.Copy !req
288. I suggest you cooperate.
Let me know the results.Copy !req
289. - You looked me up.
- Shall we?Copy !req
290. - You had to tell her?
- She's the doctor.Copy !req
291. I was just tripping
because I was busted before.Copy !req
292. - I was a kid then, but now I'm clean.
- Let's find out.Copy !req
293. - Pulse ox, 98.
- That's what I want to hear.Copy !req
294. Come here, you. Look at that.Copy !req
295. Dr. Greene, thank you. Thank you!Copy !req
296. - Wait, I didn't get it! Do that again.
- Thank you!Copy !req
297. - Dr. Ross?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
298. - Get over here! Come on!
- No, no, no.Copy !req
299. This is the doctor
that saved our little Renee!Copy !req
300. - I love you.
- All right.Copy !req
301. Me too, doc. I love you!Copy !req
302. You know what? I love this doctor too!Copy !req
303. I want a copy of that one.Copy !req
304. I'm taking Renee up to ICU to have them
check her. Congratulations.Copy !req
305. Yeah, get it on tape.Copy !req
306. Pleased to meet you. John Carter.
Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
307. - Ken Matsumitsu. You're from?
- I'm the local guy.Copy !req
308. - You're...?
- From Boston.Copy !req
309. Ken's the Howard Hughes Fellow
at Harvard.Copy !req
310. Congratulations.Copy !req
311. - John Carter.
- Andrea Zucker, Stanford.Copy !req
312. California. Explains the tan.Copy !req
313. No, I just did 10 months
in a clinic in Senegal.Copy !req
314. - Oh.
- This is Martin Fisher.Copy !req
315. - How are you?
- Martin Fisher?Copy !req
316. - Published in Nature last month.
- That's me.Copy !req
317. Okay, guys. We can all go home.Copy !req
318. Did you read it?
He cloned tyrosine kinase receptors.Copy !req
319. Wow. Well, shall we, with the tour?Copy !req
320. Her back is killing her. What can I do?Copy !req
321. Roll on your side.
When the contractions start...Copy !req
322. press down on her back
to give relief.Copy !req
323. - Like this?
- Yeah. Good.Copy !req
324. - Is she doing okay?
- Yeah, thanks to the two of you.Copy !req
325. I hope she's not
depending on us too much.Copy !req
326. - What do you mean?
- She needs a mother herself.Copy !req
327. We can only adopt a baby.
We can't take her too.Copy !req
328. - Give me the bullet.
- I'm Dr. Castiglioni, Internal Medicine.Copy !req
329. I'm in my 34th week. I have
a scheduled induction for Monday.Copy !req
330. My membrane ruptured 40 minutes ago.
I'm fully dilated.Copy !req
331. I'll take the express elevator
to Labor and Delivery.Copy !req
332. I'm sorry, but I and D
has maintenance problems.Copy !req
333. We're taking all admits in here today.Copy !req
334. - You have your hands full.
- Yeah, but we can handle one more.Copy !req
335. On my count. One, two, three.Copy !req
336. Sorry, I think you left this behind.Copy !req
337. Stage three carcinoma of the breast.
I had a mastectomy six years ago.Copy !req
338. Cancer flared up again last spring.Copy !req
339. I was started on a CMF chemo
regimen and slated for radiation...Copy !req
340. when I found out I was pregnant.Copy !req
341. - Any implications for the fetus?
- Ultrasounds looked fine.Copy !req
342. But methotrexate is contraindicated
in the first trimester.Copy !req
343. - I won't rest easy till I see this baby.
- It shouldn't be long.Copy !req
344. The angels were watching over her.Copy !req
345. If I'd had the radiation,
she would have gotten a toxic dose.Copy !req
346. - You suspended your treatment?
- For the first trimester.Copy !req
347. I've been on
a modified regimen since then.Copy !req
348. It wasn't a hard choice.
I've got a matter of months left.Copy !req
349. My baby has her whole life ahead.Copy !req
350. You were right, doctor.
You are fully dilated.Copy !req
351. Call Coburn, tell her
we've got one coming up.Copy !req
352. Dr. Coburn? No, please.Copy !req
353. I've worked too hard for this delivery
to have Coburn anywhere near it.Copy !req
354. You're old friends, huh?Copy !req
355. - Still, all the high-risks have to go up.
- I'm not considered high-risk.Copy !req
356. Dr. Lopez was going to induce me
in the birthing center.Copy !req
357. Is Ferdie there?Copy !req
358. I hope you're calling your husband.
The baby is on her way.Copy !req
359. My husband's already driving in.Copy !req
360. Fernando,
you'll never guess where I am.Copy !req
361. Let me hand you over to Dr. Mark Greene.Copy !req
362. It's my OB. Break it to him gently.
He's gonna be jealous.Copy !req
363. Look at this, standing room only.Copy !req
364. So you got Humpty Dumpty
back together again?Copy !req
365. Getting there.Copy !req
366. Marathon surgery.
You run the 20K too?Copy !req
367. Not since med school.
How does it look?Copy !req
368. Massive crush injury.
We should amputate.Copy !req
369. He'll live.
Might as well keep his arm.Copy !req
370. - It's longer than a long shot.
- It won't hurt to try.Copy !req
371. She'll thank you. Patient's mom,
she works over in Recovery.Copy !req
372. Said to tell you, "God bless."Copy !req
373. Okay, spectators, no intermission.
We're going straight into the next act.Copy !req
374. Pulse ox, 97.Copy !req
375. I owe you an apology.
Your tox screen came back negative.Copy !req
376. I told you I kicked it.Copy !req
377. People don't think you can, but I did.Copy !req
378. - You must be a strong lady.
- Not enough to take much more of this.Copy !req
379. - There she is!
- Don't look at me. I'm a wreck!Copy !req
380. - This baby's giving you a real workout.
- That's for sure.Copy !req
381. I bought you some candy.Copy !req
382. We're pretty crowded.
We have to limit visitors.Copy !req
383. - But I'm her sister!
- Birthing coach and sister.Copy !req
384. Okay, just don't stay too long.Copy !req
385. Let me look at you.Copy !req
386. - Jeanie, have you seen Harper?
- Not recently.Copy !req
387. She sent a blood test
for the woman in Exam 2.Copy !req
388. - The alien abduction.
- Yeah, this is so odd.Copy !req
389. - I want my mama!
- We're with you, Tina.Copy !req
390. - Blow! Blow! Go on!
- It hurts!Copy !req
391. That's because your baby's coming.Copy !req
392. - Whoa, next door!
- Got it!Copy !req
393. Doing great, doctor. You're doing great.
Meconium in the fluid.Copy !req
394. Amnioinfuse 500 cc's normal saline.Copy !req
395. You push. I'll run the procedure.Copy !req
396. Do exactly what she said.Copy !req
397. Since then, I've had
the most awful nosebleeds.Copy !req
398. - Harper, there you are.
- Dr. Weaver.Copy !req
399. What possessed you to run a pregnancy
test on this visibly gestational woman?Copy !req
400. I had a lapse.
I don't know what I was thinking.Copy !req
401. Until the hypnosis,
I thought I was absent-minded.Copy !req
402. Maybe they gotten to you too.Copy !req
403. Maybe they beamed up the entire lab.
Her pregnancy test came back negative.Copy !req
404. Oh, yes!Copy !req
405. I told you
this was no ordinary conception.Copy !req
406. And it's not.
It's pseudocyesis, and a classic case of it.Copy !req
407. Ms. Clarke's pelvic exam confirms
the lab's. She's not pregnant.Copy !req
408. But look at her.Copy !req
409. Distended abdomen from hyperventilation
due to contractions.Copy !req
410. - She's got a colon full of gas.
- That's what they always say.Copy !req
411. Those creatures blew their interstellar filth
into my cavities, and it's hibernating there.Copy !req
412. Good choice.Copy !req
413. The father-in-waiting thing has
changed since the Ricky Ricardo days.Copy !req
414. Nice to preserve traditions.Copy !req
415. - Excuse me.
- Just a sec. I know how you feel—Copy !req
416. - Excuse me.
- Can't you see we're—?Copy !req
417. Jerry, right?Copy !req
418. - I just want to thank you again.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
419. Can you stay here for just one minute?
One minute, one minute.Copy !req
420. - How's the fetal heart rate?
- 140. Good variability.Copy !req
421. - I'm not progressing.
- You can do it.Copy !req
422. - Dr. Ross!
- I'm busy in here.Copy !req
423. - He's here, Scottie Pippen.
- Jerry.Copy !req
424. Okay, okay, I'll bring him here.Copy !req
425. Where'd he go?Copy !req
426. - Who?
- Scottie Pippen.Copy !req
427. - Is he kind of a tall guy?
- Yeah, you could say that.Copy !req
428. - Said to tell everyone, "Thanks."
- Like they're gonna believe that!Copy !req
429. - I can't. I can't.
- Yes, you can.Copy !req
430. You are. Hold your breath,
use it to push the baby out.Copy !req
431. - I'm gonna die.
- No, you're not. You're doing beautifully.Copy !req
432. Okay, Tina.
One more time, and then you're there.Copy !req
433. - You said that before.
- You are doing such a hard thing.Copy !req
434. You're doing a great job. Some grown
women can't hang in there like that.Copy !req
435. - Really?
- Really. I'm so proud. Bear down!Copy !req
436. Bear down! Come on, bear down!Copy !req
437. Shouldn't be long now.
Did your friend leave?Copy !req
438. - Yeah. Can I go to the bathroom?
- Sure.Copy !req
439. - Let me help you.
- I can do it.Copy !req
440. What's wrong?Copy !req
441. Get this damn stuff away from me.Copy !req
442. Your friend bring this?Copy !req
443. Am I ever gonna kick this stuff?
I've been clean for two months.Copy !req
444. But you did use crack
during your pregnancy?Copy !req
445. Yeah. I mean,
not too much after the beginning.Copy !req
446. I have to let the doctors know.Copy !req
447. - Help my partner! He was electrocuted!
- Grab that gurney!Copy !req
448. Come on! Lie him here!Copy !req
449. - Soaking wet. What happened?
- We were working in standing water.Copy !req
450. A 220 line fell. It must've been hot.Copy !req
451. Entrance wound, right palm. Exit wound
on the foot. Let's try Trauma 2.Copy !req
452. - Need a room!
- We'll move next door.Copy !req
453. - In here!
- Careful with the baby. Can we crowd in?Copy !req
454. 15 liters O-2 by mask.
Start him on an IV. Saline, TKO.Copy !req
455. Pulse ox.
Get him on a cardiac monitor.Copy !req
456. - Got a good vein here.
- Lidocaine 100 IV push.Copy !req
457. What about you? How you doing?Copy !req
458. When I knocked him away from the ladder,
I got a little jolt.Copy !req
459. Sit down. We'll take care of you.Copy !req
460. There you go.Copy !req
461. She is perfect.
Look at that, picture of health.Copy !req
462. Hello, beautiful. Hello.Copy !req
463. - I didn't think it'd be so hard.
- That's why they call it "labor."Copy !req
464. I mean I didn't think it would
be so hard to see her...Copy !req
465. when I know...Copy !req
466. I love you.
I will always love you.Copy !req
467. - Easiest birth I've ever seen.
- We don't give extra credit on the Apgar.Copy !req
468. But when they come out
reciting Shakespeare...Copy !req
469. - He takes after his mom.
- Couldn't have done it without you.Copy !req
470. We're still trying
to clone your husband.Copy !req
471. Could happen.
Little Thomas is a chemistry experiment.Copy !req
472. In vitro fertilization. Miracle baby.Copy !req
473. Dr. Ross?Copy !req
474. We set up an OB on six.Copy !req
475. We'll start transporting the women
and their newborns.Copy !req
476. We've got one close to delivery.Copy !req
477. That's eight mothers to transport
and nine healthy newborns.Copy !req
478. That's a nice ratio, Dr. Greene.Copy !req
479. Moms did all the work.Copy !req
480. Dr. Ross, this is Mr. Wilson.
His wife had the twins.Copy !req
481. - Hi.
- Dispatch called.Copy !req
482. I was on the Berkeley run.
Snowed in out there.Copy !req
483. It took three hours to get a relief driver,
almost three more to get me back in.Copy !req
484. - Want to see your kids?
- Sure would.Copy !req
485. Come on.Copy !req
486. Here you go.Copy !req
487. Boys, I'd like you to meet your father.Copy !req
488. I'm sorry I wasn't here for you guys.Copy !req
489. That's not how it's gonna be.Copy !req
490. I'm gonna always be here for you
whenever you need me.Copy !req
491. And sometimes
when you think you don't.Copy !req
492. I'm your dad.Copy !req
493. And that's my job.Copy !req
494. To be there.Copy !req
495. You're gonna be a great father.Copy !req
496. They say it's all about
the kind of start you get.Copy !req
497. - She's crowning, Dr. Ross.
- The crack baby? Excuse me.Copy !req
498. Push, push, push.
Good. Yeah.Copy !req
499. You have a little girl.Copy !req
500. - Is she okay?
- She's beautiful.Copy !req
501. - Is she breathing?
- Yes, she is.Copy !req
502. Apgar, seven. Head circumference
may be on the small side.Copy !req
503. - What does that mean?
- It means...Copy !req
504. that your daughter,
for the moment, seems fine.Copy !req
505. You were doing crack while pregnant,
which causes developmental problems.Copy !req
506. Learning problems we may not know
about for years. I'm going to NICU.Copy !req
507. But you're bringing her back,
though, right?Copy !req
508. You're giving her back to me?Copy !req
509. - I'll get to have her?
- Yes, you probably will.Copy !req
510. So even though my family
was predisposed to law...Copy !req
511. I was the black sheep
and decided to go into medicine.Copy !req
512. Shoot. Can I try again?Copy !req
513. The point is to tie the knot without
pulling the clip away from the magnet.Copy !req
514. I know.Copy !req
515. Mr. Carter, can you run through the steps
of an adrenalectomy?Copy !req
516. Sure. Identify the mass by CT.Copy !req
517. Make a Kocher incision.Copy !req
518. - I almost had it.
- What if that had been a patient...Copy !req
519. and your inept technique caused
uncontrolled arterial hemorrhage?Copy !req
520. I would repair the damage...Copy !req
521. and proceed.Copy !req
522. Good answer, Mr. Carter.Copy !req
523. It may not be possible to tie that knot
without dropping the magnet.Copy !req
524. But you didn't lose your cool,
and that matters.Copy !req
525. That and your academic records,
your board scores and your letters of rec.Copy !req
526. - Quite frankly—
- Vucelich sent his standard glowing report.Copy !req
527. Still didn't fix the typo
in the second paragraph.Copy !req
528. It's Dr. Benton's letter
that gives us the most pause.Copy !req
529. I am at a loss to explain—Copy !req
530. You're one of the first students
to survive Dr. Benton.Copy !req
531. But to have him use words like "solid"
in connection with surgical technique...Copy !req
532. High praise from Benton.Copy !req
533. Not to mention "full knowledge
of anatomy and diagnostic tools."Copy !req
534. That's tantamount to gushing.Copy !req
535. - Are you sure he wrote this?
- He did.Copy !req
536. Well, you're a most
impressive candidate.Copy !req
537. But we have
many impressive candidates.Copy !req
538. One last thing.
Tell us why you want to be a surgeon.Copy !req
539. It's not a trick question.Copy !req
540. No.Copy !req
541. I see people with injury or disease...Copy !req
542. and I know that I can fix them.Copy !req
543. So that's what I want to do.Copy !req
544. Excuse me, nurse.
How soon before they move her?Copy !req
545. It shouldn't be too long.Copy !req
546. You probably have time. I'm starving.Copy !req
547. I'll run to that diner across the street
and get her something to eat.Copy !req
548. I love that beet soup
I had there last night.Copy !req
549. Do you know what that lady
in Curtain 1 just said?Copy !req
550. - What?
- I'm out of here.Copy !req
551. - You're not gonna join us?
- No, sorry. I gotta see someone.Copy !req
552. - Join who?
- Leslie! Leslie!Copy !req
553. He's beautiful.Copy !req
554. - You two finally have your family.
- I'm so sorry I missed it.Copy !req
555. Thank you, Harris, for everything.Copy !req
556. We're making you two the godfathers.Copy !req
557. Too good to be true.Copy !req
558. Re-check his crit in 30 minutes.Copy !req
559. Don't forget, 15 mgs
per kilogram per minute.Copy !req
560. Page me if his systolic BP
drops under 100.Copy !req
561. - Carter, what are you doing here?
- Brought you dinner.Copy !req
562. Tofu, brown rice, veggies on the side.Copy !req
563. Thanks.Copy !req
564. I know it's been hard lately.Copy !req
565. I just wanna thank you, for setting
the bar high, for everything.Copy !req
566. For being a good example.Copy !req
567. The interview went okay, huh?Copy !req
568. It's hard to say. I think so.Copy !req
569. Is that guy gonna live?Copy !req
570. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
571. It's just, now that I've seen her...Copy !req
572. She's so pretty.Copy !req
573. Yes, she is. But it's also
a huge responsibility.Copy !req
574. Not that much.Copy !req
575. I have a baby,
and it's an impossible job.Copy !req
576. You never think
you're doing well enough.Copy !req
577. My mom will help.Copy !req
578. I'd pay you guys back someday
for the prenatal stuff.Copy !req
579. We don't want the money.Copy !req
580. You shouldn't change your mind now
where everything's so emotional.Copy !req
581. Tina! My baby!Copy !req
582. Oh, look at this!Copy !req
583. - We tried to find you.
- A boy or a girl?Copy !req
584. - A girl.
- That's lucky.Copy !req
585. - She's just like you. Lots of hair.
- I think she knows me.Copy !req
586. She's got your eyes.Copy !req
587. - Look at that.
- I wanna keep her.Copy !req
588. Of course you do.
Look at that itty-bitty face.Copy !req
589. Excuse me, is there another
Hotel Dupree around this area?Copy !req
590. No, it's the only one. Problem?Copy !req
591. No, it's just not the dive I expected.Copy !req
592. I'm here to see a guest. Ray Ross?Copy !req
593. No, Mr. Ross is in the bar.Copy !req
594. - Why am I not surprised?
- But he isn't a guest.Copy !req
595. Mr. Ross owns this hotel.Copy !req
596. - Hey.
- Doug. What a surprise.Copy !req
597. - You found me.
- You left your number.Copy !req
598. Yeah.Copy !req
599. Come on, have a drink.Copy !req
600. Listen, Ray,
I just wanted to give you these.Copy !req
601. I was gonna play along, Ray,
like Mom and I always did.Copy !req
602. Kind of take your gifts
that drop out of the blue.Copy !req
603. I decided, no, not gonna
let you get away with it.Copy !req
604. Not this time. So...Copy !req
605. You're not my father.
A father is someone who was there.Copy !req
606. - You never were.
- I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
607. You and your mother deserved better.Copy !req
608. - She did.
- You did too.Copy !req
609. - Hey, Jimmy, a bottle of Maker's here.
- Right away.Copy !req
610. I'm beat.
I delivered eight babies today.Copy !req
611. Yeah. Sure, I understand.Copy !req
612. The night you were born,
I swore I was a changed man.Copy !req
613. Your mother must have told you
how you came into this world.Copy !req
614. It's a hell of a story. She must
have told you about the skates, huh?Copy !req
615. She tell you about the skates?
We were at the cabin, and the lake—Copy !req
616. - The cabin, the one the bank took back?
- Well, that was a mix-up.Copy !req
617. You weren't due for another two weeks,
and your mother went into labor.Copy !req
618. - Right.
- And the lake was frozen over.Copy !req
619. The doctor was afraid to drive
across the ice.Copy !req
620. So there's your mother...Copy !req
621. strapping on skates
between contractions.Copy !req
622. I thought I'd have to deliver you myself.Copy !req
623. - Where is everybody?
- You're the last one to clock out.Copy !req
624. - It's my last day for a while.
- Good luck.Copy !req
625. Excuse me.
Do you have any beet soup tonight?Copy !req
626. - You want the beet soup?
- Surprise!Copy !req
627. - Oh, they got you good!
- They did, didn't they?Copy !req
628. I hate you guys! I hate you!Copy !req
629. - Congratulations, any day now.
- We're so happy for you.Copy !req
630. - And happy it's not us.
- Well put.Copy !req
631. Here you go.
Little Susie liked it. I hope you do.Copy !req
632. One order of beet soup, and we
can rush back for Conni's delivery.Copy !req
633. I wish!Copy !req
634. Good shot. Are you out of breath?Copy !req
635. No, no, no. Get out of there!Copy !req
636. - You're getting slow in your old age.
- Come on, give me a break.Copy !req
637. No, you can't spin it!
Watch this one.Copy !req
638. Better guard. Score right there.Copy !req
639. - Rematch. Two out of three.
- What do you wanna play for?Copy !req
640. Tickets to the Bulls game.
One for each of us, all right?Copy !req
641. You're on. Let's go.Copy !req
642. - Come on.
- All right.Copy !req
643. Are you out of breath yet?
You need to sit down?Copy !req
644. Ready? Men are up.Copy !req
645. That's a score, champ. Ready?Copy !req