1. Hi. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
2. - Grab a bite. He's not here.
- Of course. Why would Ross be on time?Copy !req
3. - Neal.
- He puts a kid...Copy !req
4. in an unsecured news chopper...Copy !req
5. and the hospital's
gonna give him an award!Copy !req
6. Neal, face it!
Ross is a bona fide hero.Copy !req
7. He's brought terrific press.
The board wants to acknowledge that.Copy !req
8. Well, why don't they ask him to stay?
Why do I have to do it?Copy !req
9. You're the one who fired him.
A fact the board is not too happy about.Copy !req
10. Is there any more cream cheese?Copy !req
11. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
12. Please. Sorry to drag you out so early.Copy !req
13. - Juice? Bagel?
- No. I just ate.Copy !req
14. Have a seat.Copy !req
15. - Got your tux ready for tonight?
- I'm renting one. Mine's still drying out.Copy !req
16. It's gonna be quite a gala. Two aldermen
are coming, so be prepared for pictures.Copy !req
17. I've asked Mark to be the presenter.Copy !req
18. Demi Moore wasn't available?Copy !req
19. You jest, but the truth is...Copy !req
20. we're all proud of you, Doug.Copy !req
21. All of us.Copy !req
22. Yes.Copy !req
23. So much so, we want to extend
your fellowship for another year.Copy !req
24. - Who would be my supervisor?
- Him.Copy !req
25. Hope you'll stay.
We'd hate to lose you in the ER.Copy !req
26. Well, thanks.Copy !req
27. But as I thought I was fired,
I've taken...Copy !req
28. another position
at a private practice.Copy !req
29. I know. We'd like you
to reconsider that decision.Copy !req
30. Wouldn't we, Neal?Copy !req
31. Yes, indeed. We would.Copy !req
32. Are you gonna stay?Copy !req
33. - Do you need to know now?
- Pretty soon.Copy !req
34. Well, can I have four extra
attending shifts a month?Copy !req
35. - I could use the extra dough.
- Possibly.Copy !req
36. - How about Saturday nights off?
- Don't push your luck, pal.Copy !req
37. You think I'm kidding?Copy !req
38. Mail, from your newfound fans.
Mostly female, by the handwriting.Copy !req
39. The wages of heroism.Copy !req
40. - We got a marriage proposal on the fax.
- Does it include a bank statement?Copy !req
41. Morning. I'm Dr. Carter.
You must be Ramiro.Copy !req
42. Wilbur. That's my American name.
I picked it.Copy !req
43. Interesting choice.
I understand your face feels funny.Copy !req
44. - On the right side.
- Can you show me your teeth?Copy !req
45. - How about those?
- I can't.Copy !req
46. No? Can you squeeze your eyes
real tight for me like that?Copy !req
47. - What was that?
- She thinks you're too young...Copy !req
48. to be a doctor.Copy !req
49. - Thank you. Do you speak English?
- She don't, but I do.Copy !req
50. Okay. You have an inflammation
of the facial nerve.Copy !req
51. Also known as Bell's Palsy.
It's not serious.Copy !req
52. She still doesn't think you're a doctor.Copy !req
53. Well, tell her in four months I will be.Copy !req
54. We want to see a real doctor.Copy !req
55. Am I working Thanksgiving?Copy !req
56. - No.
- Cool.Copy !req
57. I need you to work
tomorrow night.Copy !req
58. I haven't found a night nanny yet.Copy !req
59. I can't keep covering nights for you.
I did four last week.Copy !req
60. Yeah, you're right. You've been great.
I appreciate it. I'll figure something out.Copy !req
61. - Peter.
- Yeah.Copy !req
62. I thought Zeidenberg
was covering ER.Copy !req
63. Schedule change. Why?Copy !req
64. I'm supposed to be with a surgeon
to practice my suturing.Copy !req
65. - If it's a problem—
- Not for me. Is it for you?Copy !req
66. - No.
- All right. Knee lac in Bed 5.Copy !req
67. - Hey, Hathaway!
- What have you got?Copy !req
68. An apparent suicide attempt.Copy !req
69. Brother found her next to
an empty bottle of Tylenol.Copy !req
70. - What's her name?
- Julia.Copy !req
71. Hey, Jerry, could you go find
Greene, please?Copy !req
72. - Vitals?
- She's normal.Copy !req
73. Hey, listen, I got the number
of that roofer for you.Copy !req
74. - Oh, great. Thanks.
- I hear you bought a real money pit.Copy !req
75. Yeah? Where'd you hear that?Copy !req
76. - Tylenol OD?
- Yeah.Copy !req
77. How much did you take, Julia?Copy !req
78. When did you take it, sweetheart?Copy !req
79. She hasn't said a word.Copy !req
80. We need an acetaminophen level,
liver-function tests...Copy !req
81. gastric lavage,
50 grams activated charcoal.Copy !req
82. Coming up!Copy !req
83. - Is she gonna live?
- Yeah.Copy !req
84. Haleh.Copy !req
85. Come on, hon.
You want something to eat?Copy !req
86. Good morning.
I see you're making yourself at home.Copy !req
87. I hope you don't mind.Copy !req
88. I find having a few knick-knacks around
makes a room more cheerful.Copy !req
89. So you're feeling fatigued?Copy !req
90. A bit fatigued, I'm afraid.Copy !req
91. I was hoping you could give me
something to put me back on my feet.Copy !req
92. - Any fevers, colds?
- Neither one.Copy !req
93. Any headaches, vomiting?Copy !req
94. No, a bit short of breath.Copy !req
95. - Are you on any medication?
- No. No. Not a drop.Copy !req
96. Oh, listen to that poor little lamb.Copy !req
97. I wanna x-ray your chest, rule out
pneumonia and do a blood test, okay?Copy !req
98. Teatime, is it?Copy !req
99. Well past, I'm afraid.Copy !req
100. Hey, set up an albuterol nebulizer.
Let's get a pulse ox right away.Copy !req
101. - What do you got?
- Asthma attack.Copy !req
102. - He can't breathe.
- Respiration's 40. Dusky nail beds.Copy !req
103. He's cyanotic.
Let's start a low-flow O-2.Copy !req
104. I got him here fast as I could
He got worse on the bus.Copy !req
105. - What's his name?
- Alan.Copy !req
106. Alan.Copy !req
107. Buddy, I need you to take
a deep breath on this.Copy !req
108. It's okay. It's all right.
This medicine's gonna help you breathe.Copy !req
109. Okay. Here we go. Take deep breaths.Copy !req
110. - What's the pulse ox?
- 87.Copy !req
111. - Is that bad?
- About what I expected.Copy !req
112. There you go. Yeah.
There you go. Nice and slow.Copy !req
113. Slow, slow. Deep breaths.Copy !req
114. Mrs. Corvalan, I spoke to a doctor...Copy !req
115. and he agreed with my evaluation.Copy !req
116. This is a prescription.Copy !req
117. Follow up in the clinic in five days.Copy !req
118. You're welcome.Copy !req
119. - It's not going in.
- She's biting the tube.Copy !req
120. Julia, you can't bite the tube.
We need to clean out your stomach.Copy !req
121. All right, that's it! Restraints!Copy !req
122. Settle down.
Don't make it even harder.Copy !req
123. - Tie her down.
- Stop or I'll put a tube down your nose...Copy !req
124. and you're really not gonna like it.
Oh! She's pulling the tube out.Copy !req
125. - Damn it!
- Okay, nasogastric tube.Copy !req
126. - More charcoal?
- Good idea.Copy !req
127. I know. I'm sorry I have to do this.Copy !req
128. - I know!
- Malik, come hold her head down.Copy !req
129. - I need a new cath-tipped syringe.
- Here you go.Copy !req
130. - We're in!
- 50 grams.Copy !req
131. Can we have a washcloth?Copy !req
132. All right, dear. Okay.Copy !req
133. It's okay. The worst is over.
I know.Copy !req
134. God, I hate this.Copy !req
135. It's okay.Copy !req
136. - Hey, Hathaway, I love your new scrubs.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
137. - Tell me when her level comes back.
- Okay.Copy !req
138. - She put up a fight?
- She was really serious.Copy !req
139. That's really the exception. Most
of these girls are looking for attention.Copy !req
140. Yeah, they fight with their folks
or their boyfriend...Copy !req
141. swallow five pills instead of two
and then call 911.Copy !req
142. I mean, come on, if you really wanna
kill yourself, forget about pills.Copy !req
143. Get yourself a straight razor.Copy !req
144. You find that artery, you slice right
on up. You'll be dead in a minute.Copy !req
145. Pills are for people
who don't really mean it.Copy !req
146. I really meant it.Copy !req
147. Yeah, right.Copy !req
148. She's kidding, right?Copy !req
149. Mom, it's not a "money" kind of favor.Copy !req
150. I was hoping you and dad
could look after Susie tomorrow night.Copy !req
151. - What time?
- About 8 a.m.Copy !req
152. - You mean she'd have to sleep here?
- Yes, she would have to sleep there.Copy !req
153. Jerry, can we get an acetaminophen
level on that suicide attempt?Copy !req
154. Yeah, I'll call the lab.Copy !req
155. I need to get on there when you're done.Copy !req
156. - I'm done.
- Yeah? Thanks.Copy !req
157. - What time are you getting off tonight?
- About 6.Copy !req
158. - Do you want to have dinner?
- I got a presentation.Copy !req
159. It's not until next week,
but I've got to prepare...Copy !req
160. Carter, did you work up this kid
with facial paralysis?Copy !req
161. I'm sorry, am I interrupting?Copy !req
162. - No. See you.
- Bye.Copy !req
163. Yes I did. He had Bell's Palsy.Copy !req
164. - No vesicles or sores in his ears?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
165. - You're not sure?
- Pretty sure. Why?Copy !req
166. Well, vesicles indicate Ramsay Hunt
syndrome which could infect the brain.Copy !req
167. I wasn't looking for vesicles.Copy !req
168. If you think you missed them, I'd call
his folks, get him in here and make sure.Copy !req
169. Yeah, mom. Yeah, I know how you are
when you don't get enough sleep. Okay.Copy !req
170. Okay, bye.
So much for Ozzie and Harriet.Copy !req
171. - Any other ideas?
- Call in sick?Copy !req
172. I'm kidding. Just kidding.Copy !req
173. Here, Julia. If you need anything,
just press this button.Copy !req
174. Carol.Copy !req
175. - Levels back?
- 480.Copy !req
176. Oh, she must have swallowed
two bottles.Copy !req
177. She could be in line for a new liver.Copy !req
178. Start Mucomyst.
12 grams through the nose.Copy !req
179. Let me know when her LFTs come in.Copy !req
180. - Contact her folks?
- Don't have a number. She won't talk.Copy !req
181. - Have you seen her brother?
- Not I.Copy !req
182. Open your mouth.Copy !req
183. There you go.
Now you're getting the hang of it.Copy !req
184. Pulse ox is up to 98.Copy !req
185. You had me scared there for a while.
Any idea how this happened?Copy !req
186. Granny's got a collie.Copy !req
187. Let me see this. Okay, Mrs. Almont,
Alan will be fine. Does he live with you?Copy !req
188. No. Just visiting for the week
while his folks are out of town.Copy !req
189. Okay, well, if he'll be staying with you,
you'll have to get rid of the dog.Copy !req
190. - You're the doctor who was on the TV!
- Yes, that's me.Copy !req
191. You're gonna be okay, sugar.Copy !req
192. That's the doctor from the TV!Copy !req
193. Doug, I talked to the boy's HMO.Copy !req
194. - They want him at their Urgent Care.
- Where?Copy !req
195. - Oak Park.
- That's ridiculous.Copy !req
196. He was in acute respiratory distress.
I'm not sending him across town.Copy !req
197. His pulse ox is up to 98.Copy !req
198. And I want to make sure
that it stays that way.Copy !req
199. - There.
- "Pulse ox, 89"?Copy !req
200. Tell his HMO that, they'll let him stay.Copy !req
201. What's going on?Copy !req
202. Dr. Ross, I'm not fudging
my nursing notes.Copy !req
203. - Nobody's asking you to.
- There's gonna be a discrepancy.Copy !req
204. I'm not sending him out.Copy !req
205. Do you know why she did it?Copy !req
206. My mom died in a car accident last May.Copy !req
207. - Might have something to do with it.
- They were close?Copy !req
208. Not really.Copy !req
209. Does Julia get along with your dad okay?Copy !req
210. - He ain't around.
- He works a lot?Copy !req
211. He just can't deal with stuff.Copy !req
212. I don't think he likes being in the house.Copy !req
213. Do you have a phone number for him?Copy !req
214. Yeah.Copy !req
215. Somewhere.Copy !req
216. Dr. Carter. County General.Copy !req
217. - What was that about?
- I might have misdiagnosed.Copy !req
218. - Ramsay Hunt.
- Forgot to check the ears?Copy !req
219. No, I checked, but I wasn't thinking
Ramsay Hunt, so I didn't look for it.Copy !req
220. Pretty big miss.
Bring him back to make sure.Copy !req
221. A lady with chest pain,
history of lupus and renal failure.Copy !req
222. Benton said you should take it.Copy !req
223. Don't miss anything.Copy !req
224. Oh, your x-rays are back.Copy !req
225. - Poor dear was exhausted.
- Your lungs look fine.Copy !req
226. - Would you...?
- Oh, sure.Copy !req
227. - Thank you, love.
- Yeah.Copy !req
228. - I have another cup.
- Oh, no. I'm fine, thank you.Copy !req
229. - Do you work with children?
- Yes.Copy !req
230. I raised three right here in Chicago.Copy !req
231. Of course, they grew up
and made me obsolete.Copy !req
232. Are you looking for work?Copy !req
233. Yes, actually.Copy !req
234. Work nights?Copy !req
235. Pour it through the strainer
if you would, please.Copy !req
236. Chuny, can I not read your writing,
or is that a 98?Copy !req
237. That's a 98.Copy !req
238. So you wrote down this asthmatic kid's
pulse ox as 98...Copy !req
239. and five minutes later, Doug
noted it 89? Did he crash?Copy !req
240. He didn't crash.Copy !req
241. Could this be a case of numerical
inversion due to temporary dyslexia?Copy !req
242. I don't know. I'm just a nurse.Copy !req
243. So I'm correct in deducing
that there's an inconsistency here?Copy !req
244. - Looks that way.
- Someone made a mistake.Copy !req
245. I didn't make a mistake.Copy !req
246. Thank you.Copy !req
247. - Give me a sec. Carol?
- Yeah?Copy !req
248. Look, I'm really sorry
for being a jerk back there before.Copy !req
249. - I didn't know.
- It's no big deal. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
250. No, it is to me. Can we get together
later and have dinner or go to a movie?Copy !req
251. Look, I'm busy, but I'll call you, okay?Copy !req
252. - I don't hear anything unusual.
- Temp's normal.Copy !req
253. Mrs. Briggs, sit tight.
We'll be right back.Copy !req
254. Let's order a CBC, Chem-7,
ABG, EKG, chest film.Copy !req
255. Abdominal series. Anti-DNA,
anticentromere, antiphospholipid...Copy !req
256. - ... antibody, cryoglobulins.
- That's gonna be $2000 right there.Copy !req
257. - I don't wanna miss anything.
- Is this because she's Vucelich's patient?Copy !req
258. She's Vucelich's patient?Copy !req
259. Better get a cardiac echo too.
And a CT.Copy !req
260. 260. Good job, Alan.Copy !req
261. - Doug?
- Let's get one more neb treatment.Copy !req
262. And then I'll okay him for transfer.
Okay?Copy !req
263. - Doctor? Thank you so very much.
- You're very welcome.Copy !req
264. - You wanna fill me in?
- Kid had a bad asthma attack...Copy !req
265. - ... and his HMO wanted him transferred.
- So you falsified his chart?Copy !req
266. - That's sounds right.
- It's illegal.Copy !req
267. - Should I put him on a bus to Oak Park?
- You should've come to me.Copy !req
268. I could've called his HMO
and backed you up.Copy !req
269. But now, when they see this,
they're not gonna pay.Copy !req
270. There's no way I can justify a lie
of a new medical record.Copy !req
271. - We're just gonna have to eat it.
- Good. Eat it.Copy !req
272. I can't keep banging heads with you
every other day. It's just too much work.Copy !req
273. If you're gonna stay here and work
for me, this cowboy crap has gotta stop.Copy !req
274. Stay here and work for you?
Now there is an attractive prospect.Copy !req
275. Is that what this is about? You can't
take the fact that I'm your boss?Copy !req
276. Typically narcissistic of you. I can't
take the fact that anyone is my boss.Copy !req
277. I need to speak to your sister alone.Copy !req
278. Okay.Copy !req
279. - How are you feeling?
- Okay.Copy !req
280. Do these have to stay on?Copy !req
281. We took some new tests.Copy !req
282. One of them was a pregnancy test.Copy !req
283. It came back positive.Copy !req
284. You knew that.Copy !req
285. Did that have something to do
with taking the pills?Copy !req
286. Sometimes keeping things inside makes
them seem worse than they actually are.Copy !req
287. You don't know.Copy !req
288. I know about wanting to die.Copy !req
289. I took a bunch of pills a year ago.Copy !req
290. I loved my mom.Copy !req
291. When she died...Copy !req
292. it's like everything fell apart.Copy !req
293. Kyle was a mess.Copy !req
294. At night I'd hear him crying,
like when he was little.Copy !req
295. We never meant for it to happen.Copy !req
296. I only went in to hold him
until he stopped crying.Copy !req
297. And now I'm pregnant.Copy !req
298. It's okay.Copy !req
299. If I had recommendations this strong
I could've gone to an Ivy League school.Copy !req
300. Recommendations?Copy !req
301. This patient of mine's a nanny.
Her agency faxed them over.Copy !req
302. - Her name's not Ransom, is it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
303. Don't count on
any long-term commitment.Copy !req
304. Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
305. - Heads up.
- I got it.Copy !req
306. 51 year old male, vitals normal. Involved
in a Civil War re-enactment of...Copy !req
307. Battle of Malvern Hill.
Took on Lee, Magruder and Stonewall.Copy !req
308. Two ton cannon broke loose,
rolled over his toe.Copy !req
309. Damn artillery sergeant.
Ought to be court-martialed.Copy !req
310. Let me take a look. Oh, yeah.
That is pretty smushed up. What's open?Copy !req
311. Trauma 1.Copy !req
312. It was musket butt to bayonet
all morning.Copy !req
313. The damn rebels were thicker than fleas
on a dog's back!Copy !req
314. - Hi.
- She told you.Copy !req
315. Kyle, whatever she told me
is confidential. I'm not free to discuss it.Copy !req
316. She told me she told you.Copy !req
317. We're gonna do everything we can
to help you guys, okay?Copy !req
318. Oh, man, she did tell you!Copy !req
319. When my dad finds out, he's gonna kill
me! Kill me, man! He carries a gun!Copy !req
320. Kyle, I'm not gonna tell your father
anything you don't want him to know.Copy !req
321. I'm not waiting to find out,
know what I'm saying?Copy !req
322. Kyle!Copy !req
323. You wanted to practice your suturing?
Here's your man.Copy !req
324. Turned 25 years old today.Copy !req
325. Celebrated by drinking himself
into a stupor...Copy !req
326. and walking through
a plate glass window.Copy !req
327. It's a two man job.
Carter will help.Copy !req
328. Let's get the chest films first,
then the echocardiogram.Copy !req
329. The echo guy was here first.Copy !req
330. - I got a heart and spleen waiting.
- Give me two minutes.Copy !req
331. - Carter.
- What?Copy !req
332. - What are you doing?
- Nothing.Copy !req
333. She's got a history of lupus and renal
failure and complained of chest pain...Copy !req
334. - ... so I'm working her up.
- Carter, come.Copy !req
335. Excuse me.Copy !req
336. Carter, only an idiot would order
that many tests for chest pain.Copy !req
337. I'm trying to be thorough.
She's Dr. Vucelich's patient.Copy !req
338. - You're kidding?
- No.Copy !req
339. - Oh, damn.
- Dr. Benton.Copy !req
340. Oh, God.Copy !req
341. Tell me, did you order these labs
on my patient?Copy !req
342. Dr. Vucelich, I apologize.
I left my student unsupervise—Copy !req
343. No. I take full responsibility.
Dr. Benton had nothing to do with this.Copy !req
344. - Then you're the one I should thank.
- Thank?Copy !req
345. Yes, the test for antiphospholipid
antibodies was positive.Copy !req
346. She has a serious blood disease. We
need to put her on heparin right away.Copy !req
347. So tell me,
what was your thinking, son?Copy !req
348. Actually, there was very little.Copy !req
349. Mrs. Briggs has a very complex history,
so I took a shotgun approach.Copy !req
350. - Don't underestimate yourself, Mister...
- Carter.Copy !req
351. Carter, right. Given the circumstances,
your approach was more than valid.Copy !req
352. Not that I advocate
indiscriminate testing.Copy !req
353. No need to run Chem-20s
on every runny nose, right?Copy !req
354. But when someone has a constellation
of problems, you can't hold back.Copy !req
355. Remember that, Benton.Copy !req
356. - Good work.
- Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
357. By the way, I'm doing a fem-pop bypass.
You wanna assist?Copy !req
358. Go, Carter.Copy !req
359. - You know the procedure?
- Fem-pop bypass?Copy !req
360. How many have you done?Copy !req
361. Mrs. Ransom?Copy !req
362. I must have drifted off.Copy !req
363. - Did you get my references?
- Oh, yes. Yes.Copy !req
364. - Very, very impressive.
- Thank you.Copy !req
365. I was thinking that I could
drop around tonight.Copy !req
366. Make it a little less intrusive
on the little one.Copy !req
367. Mrs. Ransom, we need to talk
about your blood tests.Copy !req
368. Your red and white cells
and platelet count...Copy !req
369. are extremely low,
which is suggestive of aplastic anemia...Copy !req
370. which is very serious.Copy !req
371. Perhaps you could give me
a few pills. Pep me up.Copy !req
372. Mrs. Ransom, your condition
is most likely terminal.Copy !req
373. You need to be admitted to the
hospital for a bone-marrow biopsy.Copy !req
374. Oh, Pish-posh!
Not another one of those!Copy !req
375. - You've had one?
- Yes, months ago.Copy !req
376. Most unpleasant.Copy !req
377. Have you been getting transfusions?Copy !req
378. From their description,
they are simply ghastly. No, no, no.Copy !req
379. I would rather just carry on
and, you know, hope for the best.Copy !req
380. I...Copy !req
381. I could come around about 7 tonight...Copy !req
382. if that's convenient with you.Copy !req
383. Mrs. Ransom, your disease has reached
a stage where you can't work anymore.Copy !req
384. You need to be admitted
to the hospital.Copy !req
385. I think I'm the better judge of that.
Don't you?Copy !req
386. Oh, man, that smarts!Copy !req
387. You've avulsed most of the skin
off the top of your big toe.Copy !req
388. Just saw it off and throw it in a basket.
I need to get back to the field.Copy !req
389. Amputation isn't necessary.Copy !req
390. I just launched a countercharge
at Jackson's center.Copy !req
391. Damn cannon came off the blocks.Copy !req
392. - Are you General Grant?
- No, Grant wasn't at Malvern Hill.Copy !req
393. I'm Major General Fitz-John Porter,
tactical genius.Copy !req
394. Used the 5th Corps
to outflank two rebel divisions...Copy !req
395. and drive them back
across the Chickahominy.Copy !req
396. I have to rongeur the bone.
Let's get Mr. Richter some lidocaine.Copy !req
397. No, ether. That's all Porter had
when they cut off his leg.Copy !req
398. Mr. Richter, we haven't used ether
as an anesthetic in over 40 years.Copy !req
399. - Lidocaine. 2%%% digital block.
- Just give me a bullet to bite on.Copy !req
400. - We may be out.
- I got it.Copy !req
401. Could we send out a private
to round up some bourbon?Copy !req
402. No, Mr. Richter,
we're fresh out of privates as well.Copy !req
403. I'm about to use this tool
to grind down the bone in your toe.Copy !req
404. I highly recommend
that you take the lidocaine.Copy !req
405. Not as long as I'm in command.
Go to it, surgeon!Copy !req
406. Do your stuff!Copy !req
407. I saw your sister, Jackie last week,
near the State of Illinois building.Copy !req
408. She was buying a Polish dog
from a vendor.Copy !req
409. I don't think she saw me.Copy !req
410. - She's supposed to be on a diet.
- Busted.Copy !req
411. - She works near there.
- Didn't she work at the gardens?Copy !req
412. Used to.Copy !req
413. Always wanted to work outdoors.Copy !req
414. - She's allergic to pollen.
- You're kidding?Copy !req
415. So they put her in a room
with no windows.Copy !req
416. And a plastic plant.Copy !req
417. Probably.Copy !req
418. She told me she saw you.Copy !req
419. Didn't tell me about the hot dog, though.Copy !req
420. I'm Richard Kazlaw.
I was told Julia's here.Copy !req
421. Mr. Kazlaw, I'm Dr. Greene.Copy !req
422. Julia tried to kill herself,
but good news is, she's okay.Copy !req
423. - Where is she?
- She's actually with a social worker now.Copy !req
424. And you can see her when they're done.Copy !req
425. If you could just fill out this paperwork,
consent form, that sort of thing.Copy !req
426. High speed motorcycle collision.
Victim has abdominal pains.Copy !req
427. BP in the field of 80/50.
Repeat BPs came up with 300...Copy !req
428. Head trauma, non-responsive,
GCS seven, possible tib-fib fracture.Copy !req
429. - Wearing a helmet?
- No, neither of them.Copy !req
430. Get a CBC. Dip a urine for blood.Copy !req
431. Get X-ray to run the spine, cervical,
thoracic and lumbar.Copy !req
432. Chuny, see if he's oriented.Copy !req
433. - What's your name?
- Tom Spagnoli.Copy !req
434. - What's the date?
- November. My stomach's killing me!Copy !req
435. - He's got a tire track on his belly.
- Bowel sounds, hypoactive.Copy !req
436. Possible intra-abdominal hemorrhage.Copy !req
437. - DPL?
- No, he's got a scar here.Copy !req
438. - I had an operation as a kid.
- Laparotomy?Copy !req
439. We can't lavage on him.
Tell CT to hold a table.Copy !req
440. - Let's get a Foley in.
- He opened his eyes.Copy !req
441. Can you hear me?
Do you know where you are?Copy !req
442. - Response to pain. Otoscope!
- Moves extremities times four.Copy !req
443. - No obvious paralysis.
- Let's get X-ray.Copy !req
444. Cross-table C-spine.
He's got blood in the canal.Copy !req
445. Ross has X-ray.Copy !req
446. - Fundi's normal. Disks are flat.
- Maybe it's just a skull fracture.Copy !req
447. I'm worried about the blood
in his ears.Copy !req
448. - Tell CT to hold a table.
- Dr. Ross is holding already.Copy !req
449. - What have you got?
- Tire marks across belly. Bruising.Copy !req
450. Got a lap scar, so I can't DPL him.
I'm sending him up to CT.Copy !req
451. - Rebound, guarding?
- Little bit.Copy !req
452. My kid's got blood in the canal.
He's sicker so he'll go first.Copy !req
453. - Wait. He could have a ruptured spleen.
- What's his crit?Copy !req
454. - Forty-two.
- It's normal. He can wait.Copy !req
455. - Lateral C-spine is next.
- Set up suction.Copy !req
456. Ophthalmoscope.Copy !req
457. Pupils are fine. No papilledema.Copy !req
458. - There's blood in the canal.
- Otoscope.Copy !req
459. - What the hell do you think you're doing?
- He has a skull fracture.Copy !req
460. You're out of line.
Go back to your patient.Copy !req
461. - My patient is going to CT.
- No! This kid is going to CT now!Copy !req
462. Fine, mine's going to the O.R.
For an exploratory lap.Copy !req
463. Like hell! You're not putting a patient
under the knife to win a pissing contest.Copy !req
464. Damn right!Copy !req
465. It's so he doesn't bleed while you
tie up the CT for a skull fracture!Copy !req
466. - Go home!
- What?Copy !req
467. I'm taking over your patient
and writing you up! Go home!Copy !req
468. Let's get a portable ultrasound in here.Copy !req
469. Check out the belly.
Let's go, come on!Copy !req
470. So that's why she swallowed
two bottles of pills.Copy !req
471. Yeah. Awful.Copy !req
472. - He was forcing himself on his sister?
- No.Copy !req
473. It came out of grief over losing their
mother. She went in to comfort him...Copy !req
474. - ... and they ended up sleeping together.
- And now she's pregnant.Copy !req
475. Can I help you? Sir?Copy !req
476. What?Copy !req
477. The name on the consent.Copy !req
478. Oh, God.Copy !req
479. It appears that your father
may have overheard...Copy !req
480. two of our staff members
discussing your case.Copy !req
481. Oh, man.Copy !req
482. He's gonna kill me.Copy !req
483. Do you really think
that he might hurt you?Copy !req
484. Yeah.Copy !req
485. Someone's gonna stay
with you at all times.Copy !req
486. I'm afraid that we
didn't handle this very well.Copy !req
487. I wanna make sure you guys are okay.Copy !req
488. Tony's gonna stay with you.Copy !req
489. Lydia, Carol...Copy !req
490. You have no idea how sorry I am.Copy !req
491. - Stupid to talk about it in the open.
- Really.Copy !req
492. Put protecting patient
confidentiality...Copy !req
493. at the top of the agenda
for tomorrow's staff meeting.Copy !req
494. I got the girl an ICU bed.
We should move her.Copy !req
495. - Alert Security, in case there's trouble.
- Okay.Copy !req
496. - Dr. Ross. Your tux came in.
- Great, Jerry. Thanks.Copy !req
497. - Wait. That's Dr. Greene's.
- Okay.Copy !req
498. - Ready for your big award?
- Yeah. Can't wait.Copy !req
499. - Doug, you got a sec?
- No.Copy !req
500. Hey, Dr. Ross. Phone for you.Copy !req
501. - Who is it?
- Your father.Copy !req
502. - Who?
- He said he was your dad.Copy !req
503. - Hello?
- It's your dad.Copy !req
504. - How are you, son?
- Fine.Copy !req
505. I know it's been a while.
I was wondering if I could see you.Copy !req
506. This isn't a good time. So...Copy !req
507. - You sure?
- Yeah. Okay, I gotta go.Copy !req
508. - How can I reach you?
- Here is fine.Copy !req
509. Bye.Copy !req
510. I thought he and his father didn't speak.Copy !req
511. As far as I know,
he hasn't since he was 12.Copy !req
512. This is gonna be an interesting evening.Copy !req
513. One more.Copy !req
514. All right, last one.Copy !req
515. - Nice.
- Fun.Copy !req
516. - I like the staple gun.
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
517. - Hey, guys.
- Carter, how was surgery?Copy !req
518. Incredible. Watching Carl anastomose
is truly a humbling experience.Copy !req
519. I got to hold the bulldog clamp.
I got it on tape if you wanna see it.Copy !req
520. - Pass.
- No?Copy !req
521. I'll get some Xeroform dressings
for our birthday boy.Copy !req
522. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
523. - Very attractive.
- Carter!Copy !req
524. And smart too. And available.Copy !req
525. - She's married.
- No, she's not.Copy !req
526. - What are you talking about?
- She told me she was divorced.Copy !req
527. So listen, if it's okay, I finished my notes
on your patients. I'd like to take off.Copy !req
528. - Is that okay?
- Yeah, Carter, go.Copy !req
529. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
530. How's it going?Copy !req
531. Yeah. That's right.Copy !req
532. Hello there.Copy !req
533. - Please tell me he's your father.
- He's my father.Copy !req
534. Thank God. He showed me
an expired driver's license.Copy !req
535. Dad, what are you doing here?Copy !req
536. - Oh, I was in the neighborhood.
- You were?Copy !req
537. Your mother and I
had a disagreement...Copy !req
538. on the responsibilities
of being a grandparent.Copy !req
539. I'm here to apply for the job
of night nanny.Copy !req
540. - What did mom say?
- Use your imagination.Copy !req
541. I'd have to come to your apartment.Copy !req
542. I mean, I will...Copy !req
543. if you want me to.Copy !req
544. Really? You'd do that?Copy !req
545. I should've done it a long time ago.Copy !req
546. - You taking off?
- I gotta make a run to Humbolt Park.Copy !req
547. - Yeah, what for?
- Had a kid with facial paralysis.Copy !req
548. I diagnosed Bell's Palsy, but
might've missed vesicles in his ears...Copy !req
549. that suggest Ramsay-Hunt,
and it's been driving me crazy all day.Copy !req
550. So I guess this is a no, then?
To my dinner offer?Copy !req
551. Would you be paying
for this dinner?Copy !req
552. Actually, I thought I'd
be cooking this dinner.Copy !req
553. - Know your way around Humbolt Park?
- I can read a map.Copy !req
554. Mr. Kazlaw?Copy !req
555. Mr. Kazlaw.Copy !req
556. I took care of your daughter today,
Mr. Kazlaw.Copy !req
557. And I feel terrible because you
overheard something...Copy !req
558. you didn't want or need
to hear right now.Copy !req
559. I'm so very sorry.Copy !req
560. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
561. There are people who can help.
You should talk—Copy !req
562. Take this, please.Copy !req
563. - No sign of him?
- Nope.Copy !req
564. Isn't this dandy.Copy !req
565. Give him five more minutes.Copy !req
566. If he doesn't show,
we'll make some sort of an excuse.Copy !req
567. Say he's out scouring the sewers
for lost kids and stray pets.Copy !req
568. Are you Dr. Greene?Copy !req
569. You're missing
a really bad chicken dinner.Copy !req
570. I'm shooting.Copy !req
571. Now, you see? You jinxed me.Copy !req
572. Hey, Mark. You wanna hear my speech?Copy !req
573. Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you all very much for this...Copy !req
574. tremendous honor. I wanna take this
opportunity to acknowledge...Copy !req
575. some of my colleagues.Copy !req
576. First, David Morgenstern...Copy !req
577. for his stalwart support.Copy !req
578. One minute he's stamping
my walking papers...Copy !req
579. and the next he has his face
so far up my butt...Copy !req
580. if he had a moustache,
it would tickle my throat.Copy !req
581. Let's not forget Neal Bernstein.Copy !req
582. Neal, proof that any idiot
who can nod his head...Copy !req
583. can rise right to the middle
of pediatric medicine.Copy !req
584. And last, and definitely not least,
Mark Greene.Copy !req
585. Mark...Copy !req
586. the self-righteous-shall-inherit-
the-ER Greene.Copy !req
587. Mark the I-am-behind-you-110%%%...Copy !req
588. but-you-are-out-of-here Greene.Copy !req
589. Thank you. Kiss my ass. Good night.
God bless. What do you think?Copy !req
590. Is this really how you want
to end your career?Copy !req
591. Can you think of a better way?Copy !req
592. - What did your father want?
- You got me.Copy !req
593. I'll tell you something. He'd get a kick
out of what I'm about to do.Copy !req
594. Don't do it, Doug.Copy !req
595. Big mistake.Copy !req
596. Well, you know
what my father always said?Copy !req
597. If you're gonna make a mistake,
make it a big one.Copy !req
598. Still sewing?Copy !req
599. Thanks for teaching me the staple gun.Copy !req
600. Well, good night.Copy !req
601. Why didn't you tell me
you were divorced?Copy !req
602. Separated.Copy !req
603. We haven't had many conversations
lately. At least not civil ones.Copy !req
604. Peter.Copy !req
605. Al and I had a lot of problems that
had nothing to do with you and me.Copy !req
606. Good night.Copy !req
607. Slow down!Copy !req
608. - I had no idea you were this neurotic.
- What?Copy !req
609. Coming out here
to check a kid's ears?Copy !req
610. I thought you came to support me,
not ridicule me.Copy !req
611. Yeah, but ridiculing you
is so much more fun.Copy !req
612. This is it, 218.Copy !req
613. Hey, your first house call.Copy !req
614. Hi, how are—?
Hey, Wilbur, how's it going?Copy !req
615. - You messed up?
- We'll soon find out. Let's take a look.Copy !req
616. That's one down.Copy !req
617. - Two down. All clear.
- You done?Copy !req
618. I'm done. Thank you. And I'm really
sorry to bother you at home.Copy !req
619. It was no surprise to me
to see Doug Ross on TV...Copy !req
620. sloshing around in freezing water
trying to save a kid in trouble.Copy !req
621. Because in a way,
that's what he does every day.Copy !req
622. I don't know any doctor
who cares more for his patients.Copy !req
623. I'm proud to present this award
for outstanding community service...Copy !req
624. to a great pediatrician
and a great friend.Copy !req
625. Doug Ross.Copy !req
626. Thank you.Copy !req
627. I'd like to take this opportunity...Copy !req
628. to single out a few people who have...Copy !req
629. influenced my career,
for better or worse.Copy !req
630. But I guess you all know who you are
and how I really feel about you.Copy !req
631. Perhaps the less said the better.Copy !req
632. Thank you for this. Thank you.Copy !req
633. It's scary to think that in four months
I'm gonna be a doctor.Copy !req
634. I'm not gonna have Residents looking
over my shoulder checking my mistakes.Copy !req
635. It's an awesome responsibility,
if you think about it.Copy !req
636. - Do we have to talk shop?
- What?Copy !req
637. I'm sorry. I just hate to think that
medicine is all we can talk about.Copy !req
638. - No. We can talk about something else.
- Well, good.Copy !req
639. - Great. You first.
- No, you go first.Copy !req
640. Did you do that because you
couldn't think of anything?Copy !req
641. At least take your hands
out of your pockets and do it right.Copy !req
642. You're not thinking
of doing anything rash, are you?Copy !req
643. - You mean like this?
- What are you, crazy?Copy !req
644. - Those awards really bounce.
- Must be acrylic.Copy !req
645. Thanks for the speech.Copy !req
646. Thanks for not giving your first draft.Copy !req
647. - I'm an idiot, you know.
- You have your moments.Copy !req
648. You know why my old man called me
today? Because he saw me on TV.Copy !req
649. I haven't heard that voice in 22 years.Copy !req
650. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
651. The scary thing is that I'm doing
a pretty good imitation.Copy !req
652. Never kept a job more than two years.
Most of the time it was two weeks.Copy !req
653. He had a nasty habit of getting drunk...Copy !req
654. and punching out his boss.Copy !req
655. Maybe it's just me...Copy !req
656. but I take a dim view
of that particular approach.Copy !req
657. So do I still have a job?Copy !req
658. If you still want it.Copy !req
659. Damn it! Goddamn!Copy !req
660. Damn it!Copy !req
661. Damn it, damn it, damn it!Copy !req
662. What are you doing up there?Copy !req
663. - I'm destroying your roof.
- Oh, great. That's just what I need.Copy !req
664. No, seriously, I saw
some of these rotting tiles...Copy !req
665. and I figured I'd start pulling them off,
and I think I've ruined your roof.Copy !req
666. Well, stop!Copy !req
667. - Oh, my God!
- I know, I know.Copy !req
668. This is horrible. I figured I could
save you some money on roofing.Copy !req
669. I'm sorry.Copy !req
670. About what?
Putting a really big hole in my roof?Copy !req
671. I...Copy !req
672. The roof, the mouth...Copy !req
673. Whatever odious behavior
I'm about to commit. All of it.Copy !req
674. I'm sorry.Copy !req
675. Look, I shouldn't have made you
feel stupid this morning.Copy !req
676. Hey, I did that all on my own.Copy !req
677. No, I blind-sided you.Copy !req
678. Well, that's true.Copy !req
679. Well, look, I—
About what you said today...Copy !req
680. It doesn't matter to me.Copy !req
681. You know what I mean?Copy !req
682. I don't think any less of you.Copy !req
683. Most of all...Copy !req
684. I'm really glad that it didn't work.Copy !req
685. Me too.Copy !req