1. ERCopy !req
2. Previously in ER...Copy !req
3. What's your son's name, Dr Benton?Copy !req
4. He doesn't have one.Copy !req
5. You get a full arrest you call an Attending!
You don't play the hero, you get help!Copy !req
6. - Let's have a beer.
- Ok.Copy !req
7. - Dr. Benton?
- Yeah?Copy !req
8. Elizabeth Corday. Visiting
surgical lecturer and your savior.Copy !req
9. Will you take Dr. Del Amico back?
I'm intimidated enough already.Copy !req
10. - Anna, please.
- All right, Anna.Copy !req
11. - If Dr. Minz calls, I'm on my way out.
- Okey-dokey.Copy !req
12. Good night.Copy !req
13. I have nothing to say. I agreed
to let you follow me on the job.Copy !req
14. We can do that,
but no more interviews.Copy !req
15. "Something New"Copy !req
16. WMAQ-670 news.Copy !req
17. Good morning, Chicago.
I'm Pat Cassidy.Copy !req
18. It's hot, too hot!
Temperature's expected to press 100-Copy !req
19. Son of a bitch!
What the hell do you think you're doing?Copy !req
20. Dr. Greene?Copy !req
21. I'm sorry. I thought-
Don't stop. I'm okay.Copy !req
22. I'm not stopping. I'm parking.Copy !req
23. - On the street?
- I don't park in the garage anymore.Copy !req
24. The place gives me the creeps too.Copy !req
25. That's all right. That's not even a dent.
Nice car. Good color.Copy !req
26. - You should use the crosswalk, Carter.
- Right.Copy !req
27. You're in early.Copy !req
28. - Wanted to be in before my med student.
- Your very own scut puppy.Copy !req
29. Somebody to pick up my labs,
do a patient history...Copy !req
30. the occasional obligatory
rectal exam.Copy !req
31. Someone to abuse.Copy !req
32. No, this is completely about teaching.Copy !req
33. The way Benton taught you?Copy !req
34. Or even better.Copy !req
35. - dread to parents of children
who will get sick this school year.Copy !req
36. And with more than 100 viruses
floating around...Copy !req
37. Hello?Copy !req
38. Dr. Morgenstern?Copy !req
39. Here. Come here, you.Copy !req
40. David.Copy !req
41. Little guy has a tendency
to get away from you.Copy !req
42. Here, let me.Copy !req
43. There you go.Copy !req
44. Kerry Weaver...Copy !req
45. Katie Couric.Copy !req
46. Katie Couric, Kerry Weaver.Copy !req
47. So, David, how are you feeling?Copy !req
48. Morphine.Copy !req
49. Damn fine stuff.Copy !req
50. I talked to Dr. Weintraub.
They're tapering your lidocaine.Copy !req
51. The echo showed very little damage
to your myocardium.Copy !req
52. I put...Copy !req
53. the nitropatch here.Copy !req
54. Just as effective.Copy !req
55. Most docs put it
on the patient's chest.Copy !req
56. I say, why tear out those
little hairs if you don't have to?Copy !req
57. I have some forms...Copy !req
58. that Billing sent down
for you to sign.Copy !req
59. The CPT codes for the attendings
from last month.Copy !req
60. They're always sending me this junk.Copy !req
61. Forms, paperwork, duplicates...Copy !req
62. little perforated lines.Copy !req
63. "Tear here. "Copy !req
64. They must not know
about your heart attack.Copy !req
65. If you want to look them over-Copy !req
66. I never look them over.
Sign them for me and send them back.Copy !req
67. - You want me to sign them?
- Sign everything.Copy !req
68. Send everything back.Copy !req
69. - You don't mind if I take over a little bit?
- Praise Allah, no!Copy !req
70. I don't mind telling you...Copy !req
71. sometimes I have felt
like a sheriff with no posse.Copy !req
72. Like a general with no...Copy !req
73. grunts in the field.Copy !req
74. Like a lone shepherd...Copy !req
75. high up on a hill...Copy !req
76. no sheep dog.Copy !req
77. I completely understand how you feel.
I'd like to take-Copy !req
78. Everywhere you look
there's sheep, sheep, sheep.Copy !req
79. Maybe it would be best if I stepped in
and took over some...Copy !req
80. administrative duties
while you're recuperating.Copy !req
81. God bless you, Kerry Weaver.Copy !req
82. God bless you.Copy !req
83. Doug?Copy !req
84. Ketchup or Tabasco?Copy !req
85. With your scrambled eggs.
You want what some call a vegetable...Copy !req
86. or something more daring?Copy !req
87. - You thought I left.
- No.Copy !req
88. - Yes, you did.
- No, really. I didn't.Copy !req
89. Okay, yeah, I did. But you kind of
did leave, technically.Copy !req
90. That doesn't count.Copy !req
91. If you'd gotten up a bit earlier, you
would've seen me here, sound asleep.Copy !req
92. Well, some habits die hard.Copy !req
93. Yeah, like you sleeping in.Copy !req
94. - Like you not being there in the morning.
- That's an old habit.Copy !req
95. Thank you.Copy !req
96. Okay. I gotta talk to you
about something.Copy !req
97. - Not another serious conversation.
- You said we didn't communicate.Copy !req
98. - Now you're communicating too much.
- It's important.Copy !req
99. - Can I have a drawer?
- What?Copy !req
100. A drawer. Something you keep
your clothes in.Copy !req
101. Something that I would keep
my clothes in.Copy !req
102. - You never wanted a drawer before.
- Well...Copy !req
103. that's because I always
got up and left.Copy !req
104. But now that I'm staying here...Copy !req
105. If I could maybe just have...Copy !req
106. some place to...Copy !req
107. keep a new shirt...Copy !req
108. - Yeah.
- ... or a nice pair of socks.Copy !req
109. I'd settle for underwear.Copy !req
110. You know, you could always just wash
your boxers out in the sink.Copy !req
111. They'd dry by the morning.Copy !req
112. Oh, my!Copy !req
113. - So Morgenstern asked you to stop by?
- I had forms for him to sign.Copy !req
114. Next thing you know he makes me
Acting Chief of Emergency Services...Copy !req
115. while he recuperates.Copy !req
116. He's been under a lot more stress
than any of us realized.Copy !req
117. Can I give Mrs. Crane another 50
of Demerol? She's agitated.Copy !req
118. - Yes, I know. And yes, you can.
- Convention?Copy !req
119. Tour bus.
They're waiting for their driver.Copy !req
120. He ate bad eggs at Pulaski's...Copy !req
121. and now he's puking up his guts
in Exam Room 4.Copy !req
122. Maybe we should talk
to Morgenstern's doctor. Who is it?Copy !req
123. Emma Weintraub.
I already talked to her.Copy !req
124. No PVCs, but chest pain.
They've scheduled angioplasty.Copy !req
125. So you'll be filling in?Copy !req
126. He asked me to fill in with some
administrative duties.Copy !req
127. - As long as you don't have a problem.
- Only if I had to do it.Copy !req
128. - Excellent.
- Morning.Copy !req
129. - Convention?
- Tour bus.Copy !req
130. - No kids, I hope.
- It's your lucky day.Copy !req
131. Jerry, pull the QA and Ql data
for the past three months.Copy !req
132. - You're kidding.
- Now!Copy !req
133. - Morning.
- Morning, Carol.Copy !req
134. - Sleep well?
- I did, yes. Thank you, Doug.Copy !req
135. - Tour bus?
- Bingo!Copy !req
136. I need to attend the executive committee
meeting for JCAHO's next visit.Copy !req
137. And I wanted to know if you and Carol
could interview the candidates...Copy !req
138. for the new
desk-clerk position.Copy !req
139. - Around noon.
- It'd be a pleasure.Copy !req
140. Great. Just clear your selection
through me before you make a final one.Copy !req
141. - Jerry, you going somewhere?
- Not that I know of.Copy !req
142. - Dr. Mark Greene?
- Yeah?Copy !req
143. - This is for you.
- Wait a minute. Who are you?Copy !req
144. There's a name of an attorney inside
if you want to call for information.Copy !req
145. What is this? A subpoena?Copy !req
146. Oh, man.Copy !req
147. You're coming in to the clinic
at 4, right?Copy !req
148. Al!Copy !req
149. Yeah, don't worry. I'll be there.Copy !req
150. As long as I can come up with another
excuse to leave work early.Copy !req
151. I wish you could tell Rozwell the truth.Copy !req
152. That I have AIDS?Copy !req
153. - It'd take him five seconds to fire me.
- Okay.Copy !req
154. How about you have to pick your mother
up from the airport?Copy !req
155. I've used that one.Copy !req
156. One of our kids is sick?Copy !req
157. All four have already had every
childhood disease known to man.Copy !req
158. Your grandmother is sick,
and you have to see how she's doing?Copy !req
159. Poor Grandma had a stroke.
Went to her funeral last month.Copy !req
160. - That's horrible.
- I know, but it worked.Copy !req
161. Got me the afternoon off.
I'd better get going.Copy !req
162. Just make sure you get
this afternoon off.Copy !req
163. Miss an appointment,
you could lose your meds.Copy !req
164. - Yeah, yeah. Okay.
- "Yeah, yeah. Okay. " Okay?Copy !req
165. Don't worry.Copy !req
166. He's ready to come off the vent.Copy !req
167. - You want to extubate him today?
- It's been three weeks.Copy !req
168. - I think he's ready.
- What about a trial of CPAP?Copy !req
169. He's almost at room air. Setting at 99.Copy !req
170. - He says that's good.
- I know it's good, Carla, but...Copy !req
171. he could end up
back on a ventilator.Copy !req
172. That's very unlikely.Copy !req
173. I'll extubate him this afternoon.Copy !req
174. What's wrong with you, Peter?Copy !req
175. - Why are you so against good news?
- Carla, I just want to be sure.Copy !req
176. You don't want to give him a name,
fix the birth certificate...Copy !req
177. - It's gonna be Baby Boy Reece forever?
- We weren't even sure he'd make it.Copy !req
178. But now we are.Copy !req
179. The next ultrasound
could show bleeding.Copy !req
180. And the sky could be falling too, Peter.Copy !req
181. We need to get on with his life.Copy !req
182. First thing I'm doing
is taking down those bunks.Copy !req
183. Don't you even think about
arguing with me.Copy !req
184. He's too smart for that,
aren't you, Skylar?Copy !req
185. It was my husband's idea.
He had bunks when he was a boy.Copy !req
186. Seven brothers. We had bunks all over.Copy !req
187. - You never fell out?
- No. I was pushed a number of times.Copy !req
188. Anna, you got a minute?Copy !req
189. The nurse will be in with your
Ortho referral, Mrs. McClay.Copy !req
190. And, Skylar, take the bottom bunk
for a while, okay?Copy !req
191. Thank you.Copy !req
192. Today's charts-Copy !req
193. With patients, I'd appreciate
if you called me Dr. Del Amico.Copy !req
194. - I didn't?
- Nope, you called me Anna.Copy !req
195. I didn't mean anything. I've probably
called Mark Greene "Mark"-Copy !req
196. - That would be wrong too.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
197. It's okay. What about the charts?Copy !req
198. You've worked mostly Pedes
since you started? Hang on.Copy !req
199. Did you disagree with my handling
of any of those cases?Copy !req
200. You want to talk someplace else?Copy !req
201. No.Copy !req
202. - It's easier to go with what we know.
- Right.Copy !req
203. You've done a Pedes residency but
are here on an Emergency residency.Copy !req
204. I think you'd benefit
by working with adults.Copy !req
205. I appreciate your concern...Copy !req
206. but I think
I can balance my own caseload.Copy !req
207. Well, I don't know-Copy !req
208. - Anna, the scut puppies have landed.
- You're not supervising my residency.Copy !req
209. - Pediatrics, I am.
- Okay.Copy !req
210. Adults you run by Dr. Doyle first,
then myself or Dr. Weaver. Okay?Copy !req
211. You too, Carter.Copy !req
212. - What? Run my cases by Maggie?
- That's right.Copy !req
213. I've done quite a few more
ER procedures than she has.Copy !req
214. And you are what year?Copy !req
215. Technically, an intern, first year.Copy !req
216. And she's second year. But I spent
half my internship teaching her.Copy !req
217. - No, you didn't.
- I taught you one-handed knots.Copy !req
218. - Big deal!
- Look, that's enough.Copy !req
219. Is everybody clear about
who runs what by whom?Copy !req
220. Yeah?Copy !req
221. - Where are the students?
- Cafeteria.Copy !req
222. Doug?Copy !req
223. Anna was gonna take
these barfing twins in 5.Copy !req
224. - Peter, you've met Elizabeth Corday?
- Yes. We've met.Copy !req
225. Yeah, hi.Copy !req
226. Would you assist her today?
Show her the ropes.Copy !req
227. - I don't know my surgical schedule.
- Just in Trauma.Copy !req
228. - Penetrating trauma, gunshot wounds.
- Yeah, sure. No problem.Copy !req
229. I was to tag along with Mr. Campbell,
but he's got a kidney stone.Copy !req
230. And seeing as Dr. Carter isn't
taking up your time-Copy !req
231. No, no problem.
This is the ER right now, so...Copy !req
232. Oh, lovely. Good.Copy !req
233. Which one do you want?Copy !req
234. I don't want either. I had plenty of
students back at CHOP. You choose.Copy !req
235. Let's just go along gender lines.
I'll take the guy.Copy !req
236. Hi, I'm John Carter.
This is Anna Del Amico.Copy !req
237. Hi, Chasity Lee.Copy !req
238. - Chastity?
- That would be as in Bono.Copy !req
239. No middle T. Just Chasity.Copy !req
240. And I'm George Henry.Copy !req
241. Okay. You'll be with me.Copy !req
242. Looking forward to finally doing my ER
rotation. My dad's a trauma surgeon.Copy !req
243. I know there's a lot of scut work,
but I'm glad to finally be seeing patients.Copy !req
244. John, I should mention that
I'm not all that interested...Copy !req
245. in working with patients.Copy !req
246. Excuse me?Copy !req
247. I'm getting my MD/Ph. D.Copy !req
248. I finished med school. I've been doing
bench research for the past four years.Copy !req
249. Patients just aren't all that helpful
to my research.Copy !req
250. You haven't had any medical training
in four years?Copy !req
251. You remember anything?
About the pathophysiology of disease?Copy !req
252. - How to do a physical exam?
- No, not really.Copy !req
253. I've been doing brain research.Copy !req
254. Studying genetic markers
for Angelman's Syndrome.Copy !req
255. You may know it as
"happy puppet's disease. "Copy !req
256. It causes the afflicted
to laugh inappropriately and to...Copy !req
257. flap their hands like a puppet...Copy !req
258. on a string.Copy !req
259. Get X-ray in here!Copy !req
260. Please, it hurts!Copy !req
261. - Caught a good one, didn't you, Ernesto?
- Oh, man!Copy !req
262. This is Elizabeth Corday,
new surgical resident.Copy !req
263. - It's a pleasure.
- People, what do we have?Copy !req
264. GSW to the right chest.
Sixth intercostal space.Copy !req
265. Got two liters of saline
in the field. BP's 100/60.Copy !req
266. He's tachy at 120.
Pulse ox 95 on 10 liters.Copy !req
267. This is her first gunshot trauma.
Let's run it by the numbers.Copy !req
268. - I'm Miss Corday. And you are...?
- Ernesto Ruiz.Copy !req
269. - You have a nasty hole near your nipple.
- Somebody call my mom, please!Copy !req
270. You can tell her yourself
what you've been doing.Copy !req
271. Primary survey. Assess the airway
and the respiratory effort.Copy !req
272. No sign of tension pneumo
or cardiac tamponade.Copy !req
273. Next, auscultation
of the heart and lungs...Copy !req
274. while palpating the carotid pulse.Copy !req
275. - Do you know what sort of bullet hit you?
- Who is this?Copy !req
276. Palpable carotid indicates a systolic
BP of 60. No muffled heart sounds.Copy !req
277. Diminished breath sounds.
He needs a chest tube.Copy !req
278. 32 French. Let's move.Copy !req
279. - 9 mm.
- I beg your pardon?Copy !req
280. - Possibly shot with a 9 mm.
- One of the semiautomatics?Copy !req
281. Right. Entry wound is typical,
but the exit...Copy !req
282. is bigger.
The bullet yaws through 90 degrees.Copy !req
283. - Cavity's larger than a. 38 special.
- Is that temporary cavitation?Copy !req
284. Oh, God, no!
You need an AK-47 for that.Copy !req
285. 9 mm's low velocity.
Only 1200 feet per second.Copy !req
286. Listen, when we get in there,
just stand back.Copy !req
287. - Observe. Don't do anything.
- I don't know how to do anything.Copy !req
288. So you've said.Copy !req
289. Why are we here?
They didn't page us.Copy !req
290. Henry, when you hear there's a good
case, you show up. Try to help.Copy !req
291. They always let you stay.
Just follow my lead, okay?Copy !req
292. - Horizontal mattress with 0-silk.
- Xeroform here.Copy !req
293. The velocity of a. 45 automatic?Copy !req
294. About 900 feet per second.
Doesn't deform or yaw.Copy !req
295. - How do you do? I'm Miss Corday.
- How do you do? I'm John Carter.Copy !req
296. This is my student, George Henry.Copy !req
297. What have we got?Copy !req
298. I can see we just put in a chest tube.Copy !req
299. Probably a hemopneumothorax.Copy !req
300. - What are you doing here?
- Just wanted to help out.Copy !req
301. Less than 500 cc's of blood. Means they
won't have to do an exploratory...Copy !req
302. - Move.
- ... thoracotomy.Copy !req
303. - Don't need you.
- Didn't page you.Copy !req
304. - If there's something you do need-
- No, there isn't.Copy !req
305. Look around. There are four doctors here.Copy !req
306. - Yeah, I realize that-
- I think we got it.Copy !req
307. Check with Dr. Greene.Copy !req
308. Right.Copy !req
309. Okay. Henry, I think Dr. Greene
probably needs us.Copy !req
310. Ma'am, let me have your feet.Copy !req
311. - How much did you drink, Ethyl?
- I don't drink.Copy !req
312. - I had a good job...
- Right.Copy !req
313. - Good timing, Carter. Who's this?
- Mr. Henry, my med student.Copy !req
314. You get to start with a good one, Henry.Copy !req
315. Cops dropped off Ethyl Hayes,
found down in the park...Copy !req
316. but she didn't have a drop to drink.Copy !req
317. Have you, Ethyl?Copy !req
318. I don't drink!Copy !req
319. Henry, teaching point.Copy !req
320. Looks like a drunk,
smells like a drunk, she is a drunk.Copy !req
321. Connie, get a CBC, chem 7,
blood-alcohol level...Copy !req
322. and a tox screen.Copy !req
323. - What do you want us to do?
- Carter?Copy !req
324. Hydrate with a banana bag, folate,
mag sulfate and thiamine.Copy !req
325. And 50 of Librium for impending DTs.Copy !req
326. Right.Copy !req
327. And Carter, she's febrile.Copy !req
328. So a gram of Tylenol rectally.Copy !req
329. Rec- Rectally?Copy !req
330. You heard him.Copy !req
331. Glove up and dig in.Copy !req
332. - Why is it so hot in here?
- Because it's so hot outside.Copy !req
333. Isn't the air conditioning working?Copy !req
334. Think you're hot? Those new candidates
are sweating like piggies.Copy !req
335. - Only two left?
- Not counting the one they're with now.Copy !req
336. - How were the others?
- Not a big hit.Copy !req
337. Yeah, well, I didn't put my money on you
when you were interviewing.Copy !req
338. - You bet on us?
- Sure.Copy !req
339. - But you didn't bet on me?
- Nope.Copy !req
340. Mrs. Styman, you've worked at several
other Chicago-area hospitals.Copy !req
341. Nine other hospitals.Copy !req
342. If that's what it says.Copy !req
343. Why'd you move around so much?
Just curious.Copy !req
344. - Did you ask them why?
- No, we just received your résumé now.Copy !req
345. Precision. That's why.Copy !req
346. - Their extraordinary lack of precision.
- Precision?Copy !req
347. For example, this interview
was scheduled for 12:15.Copy !req
348. I arrived promptly at 12:10.Copy !req
349. However, the interview
didn't actually start until 12:26.Copy !req
350. Eleven minutes late. Very imprecise.Copy !req
351. Well, we've been a little backed up.Copy !req
352. I thought so.Copy !req
353. Next question.Copy !req
354. Estelle Webb, 79.Copy !req
355. - Fell down her stairs.
- I didn't fall down.Copy !req
356. Please, help me.Copy !req
357. - What's open?
- Not much. Try Curtain 2.Copy !req
358. - Don't worry. We'll take care of you.
- Oh, thank you, dear. Thank you.Copy !req
359. Vitals are stable. BP's 130/70.
Pulse 88, regular. Resps 16.Copy !req
360. - Nice and easy.
- Oh, please, don't!Copy !req
361. - It hurts!
- Where does it hurt?Copy !req
362. Don't let her do it again.Copy !req
363. - See you later.
- Thanks.Copy !req
364. Please don't let who do what?Copy !req
365. My sister.
She pushed me down the stairs.Copy !req
366. You just rest.
We'll check everything out, okay?Copy !req
367. Dr. Corday.Copy !req
368. Dr. Benton.Copy !req
369. We'll be operating today
with Dr. Sam Breedlove.Copy !req
370. Breedlove? Invented the
Breedlove retractor, 1948?Copy !req
371. - And he's getting on in years.
- Quite ancient by now, I should think.Copy !req
372. - So I'll do most of the teaching.
- Really?Copy !req
373. You might wanna pay more attention here
than you did in the trauma room.Copy !req
374. I'll certainly bear that in mind,
Dr. Benton.Copy !req
375. - Sam Breedlove.
- Elizabeth Corday. How do you do?Copy !req
376. - Come again?
- I said, Elizabeth Corday!Copy !req
377. I knew he was old,
but not that he was short.Copy !req
378. - What did you say?
- I said I knew you were old...Copy !req
379. - ... but I didn't know you were so short.
- Yes, yes. Always have been.Copy !req
380. Salmon sperm, you say?Copy !req
381. Yes, it's what I use in my research
as a carrier.Copy !req
382. Obviously because it's
so easy to collect.Copy !req
383. Obviously.Copy !req
384. - Is your student hell as special as mine?
- What?Copy !req
385. I drew blood of the guy in 4.
I'll take these samples to the lab.Copy !req
386. - Great.
- I guess not.Copy !req
387. I've got an LOL in Curtain 2. Claims
her sister pushed her down the stairs.Copy !req
388. I want to get a social worker.
She needs an H and P.Copy !req
389. Meet my student, Henry.Copy !req
390. - No, I'm really not very capable.
- Take her history.Copy !req
391. She doesn't have any
orifice-type needs, does she?Copy !req
392. - The labs on the park lady are back.
- Thanks.Copy !req
393. There's puking in the air today.
I'm on my third scrub top.Copy !req
394. Need to move some patients here.Copy !req
395. Seventy-year-old ALOC.
Seven-year-old in respiratory distress.Copy !req
396. - What do you want?
- I'll take the 70.Copy !req
397. I'll take the 7.Copy !req
398. We don't need your résumé.
We've got your application.Copy !req
399. I know I have it. I just...Copy !req
400. I know I do.Copy !req
401. If you want, you can bring it back.Copy !req
402. No, I know what that means.
I'd like to interview now.Copy !req
403. My name is Cynthia Hooper,
and I'm originally from Joliet.Copy !req
404. My whole family's there,
but my parents have both passed on.Copy !req
405. - So you have brothers and sisters.
- No, I don't have any.Copy !req
406. Why don't you tell us
about your job experience.Copy !req
407. I mean something that might apply
to the job here.Copy !req
408. I've always been good with people.Copy !req
409. Everyone's always said that about me.Copy !req
410. When I was the cashier at the Ford
dealership, service and parts...Copy !req
411. I used to talk to all the customers
while I was processing their bills.Copy !req
412. Is that what I'd be doing here,
handling the bills?Copy !req
413. We have a separate
department for that.Copy !req
414. Okay.Copy !req
415. I have other skills.Copy !req
416. - Telemarketing?
- I sold vitamins over the phone.Copy !req
417. That's kind of
in the health field, isn't it?Copy !req
418. No, I guess it's not really, is it?Copy !req
419. They didn't even like me there.Copy !req
420. Well, I got fired
because I wouldn't sell the...Copy !req
421. combo Vitapack to the old people
that we were supposed to call.Copy !req
422. They didn't need vitamins. I mean,
it was just too late for them.Copy !req
423. How long has he been coughing?Copy !req
424. Just a slight fever, 100.3.Copy !req
425. - We need a translator in here.
- I've called twice.Copy !req
426. Probably bronchitis,
but it might be pneumonia.Copy !req
427. Get a CBC and a chest film.Copy !req
428. How long?Copy !req
429. Has he had his shots? Shot...Copy !req
430. We need a translator.Copy !req
431. The second guy wasn't so bad.Copy !req
432. Except he lied about his age,
previous job experience and high school.Copy !req
433. He can do the job.Copy !req
434. We need to see more people.
None we've seen seem to fit in.Copy !req
435. All they have to do is answer phones-Copy !req
436. It's more complicated than that.Copy !req
437. Mark?Copy !req
438. - Heather.
- Hi.Copy !req
439. - Another water-polo accident?
- Yeah, it's just a bad sprain.Copy !req
440. Looks like we're twins. Let me guess.
Racquetball? Rollerblading?Copy !req
441. - You should've asked for me.
- I thought about it.Copy !req
442. I have occasionally missed you.Copy !req
443. - So how's your busy social calendar?
- Well, it's not as busy anymore.Copy !req
444. - Yeah? Mine too.
- Should I just go on?Copy !req
445. - I can see you're busy now.
- Well, I'm busy with patients.Copy !req
446. - I'll see you.
- Fine. Great.Copy !req
447. So who's my patient?Copy !req
448. Laura Quentin.
Fainted at the car wash.Copy !req
449. - Dr. Greene?
- Just a minute, Carter.Copy !req
450. Hi, I'm Dr. Greene. You fainted?Copy !req
451. Yeah. I think it was probably
just the heat.Copy !req
452. - Has it happened to you before?
- No, never.Copy !req
453. You don't have to call my parents,
do you?Copy !req
454. - How old are you?
- I'm 18.Copy !req
455. No, we don't have to
call your parents.Copy !req
456. But we do have to run a few tests.Copy !req
457. Okay.Copy !req
458. Dr. Greene...Copy !req
459. Ethyl Hayes is-Copy !req
460. Get a CBC, chem 20...Copy !req
461. serum glucose, orthostatics...Copy !req
462. and a pregnancy test, okay?Copy !req
463. Ethyl Hayes' labs are back.Copy !req
464. Tox screen was negative.
Blood-alcohol level was low, 0.5.Copy !req
465. Let her sleep it off.Copy !req
466. She's still slurring,
especially for that low of a BA level.Copy !req
467. Maybe she wants a free meal.Copy !req
468. - I'd like to run more tests.
- We get seven of these a day.Copy !req
469. We can't save them all. Okay?Copy !req
470. Give her some Jell-O, let her sleep
and move her out.Copy !req
471. What if the cords are swollen
from intubation?Copy !req
472. We're standing by with Vaponefrin.Copy !req
473. What about apnea from brain damage?Copy !req
474. His ultrasound was normal.Copy !req
475. He's doing really well, Dr. Benton.Copy !req
476. And already up to 4 pounds,
10 ounces.Copy !req
477. You can hold him if you want.Copy !req
478. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
479. Go ahead.Copy !req
480. Here we go.Copy !req
481. That's my little one.Copy !req
482. You're doing better now?Copy !req
483. Look. He's smiling.Copy !req
484. - Where's your student?
- He keeps disappearing.Copy !req
485. I can't believe it.
He said he was incapable, but-Copy !req
486. I'd take him at his word.Copy !req
487. Has the social worker
called back on Mrs. Webb?Copy !req
488. - The woman pushed down the stairs.
- Not yet.Copy !req
489. Henry!Copy !req
490. My throat's a little scratchy.Copy !req
491. - This is Mrs. Webb's history?
- I wrote everything.Copy !req
492. That's the problem.
There's 20 complaints.Copy !req
493. "Back pain, earache,
bumpiness in her head. "Copy !req
494. - I don't know what that means.
- Neither did I.Copy !req
495. You can hear multiple complaints
but not chart them.Copy !req
496. Now that you wrote them, we have to
check them. One moment, Mrs. Webb.Copy !req
497. Good rule: If there's more than
3 complaints, odds are nothing's wrong.Copy !req
498. - But I wrote them all down.
- I'll be there.Copy !req
499. She'll be stuck here the whole night
having tests she doesn't need.Copy !req
500. - I don't have to stay all night, do I?
- I like him. Very thorough.Copy !req
501. Yes, he is very thorough.Copy !req
502. - The social worker will be here soon.
- I can't go back to my sister!Copy !req
503. No, they'll try hard to find
a new place for you to stay.Copy !req
504. You want to smother me
with that pillow, don't you?Copy !req
505. She tried that once before too.Copy !req
506. Oh, Mrs. Webb.Copy !req
507. How are you doing?Copy !req
508. I'm okay.Copy !req
509. Your labs came back.Copy !req
510. You're dehydrated.Copy !req
511. Have you had the flu or been vomiting?Copy !req
512. Is there something else going on
that you haven't mentioned to us?Copy !req
513. I'm just gonna take one more quick look.Copy !req
514. Can you open up for me?Copy !req
515. Laura, has your dentist mentioned
the enamel on your teeth?Copy !req
516. I hate the dentist.Copy !req
517. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
518. He's not bipolar or schizophrenic,
but I can't figure him out.Copy !req
519. Sure never seen this in a kid.Copy !req
520. - I thought you could take a look.
- Sure.Copy !req
521. He thinks I'm Sidney Poitier
in Lilies of the Field.Copy !req
522. See? See?Copy !req
523. If you're wearing a white coat,
then you must be the butcher.Copy !req
524. That's not right,
not if you're the pharmacist.Copy !req
525. - Am I here to pick something up?
- They found him wandering the streets.Copy !req
526. - BA and tox screen?
- Negative.Copy !req
527. He's confabulating.
Complete short-term memory loss.Copy !req
528. He has no idea who I am
every time I walk in the room.Copy !req
529. The cook! I hope they have lima beans.Copy !req
530. Oliver, I'm Dr. Del Amico. Remember?Copy !req
531. And this is Dr. Carter and Mr. Henry.Copy !req
532. - You're here in the hospital.
- I'm in a hospital?Copy !req
533. Okay, if you say so.
Like Jimmy Stewart was in Harvey.Copy !req
534. - You feeling okay?
- Sure, I feel fine.Copy !req
535. - We'll be back in a little bit, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
536. Lima bean.Copy !req
537. I think you're right about the psych
consult. But I'd call one down anyway.Copy !req
538. I thought I'd wait on the CT.
See if it reveals anything.Copy !req
539. It will. Probably a small lesion
in the mammillary bodies...Copy !req
540. and dorsomedial nucleus of the
thalamus, the mammillothalamic tract.Copy !req
541. Associated with
Korsakoff's Syndrome...Copy !req
542. which causes retro- and anterograde
amnesia, thus, short-term memory loss.Copy !req
543. And the confabulation.Copy !req
544. Could have gone a lifetime
without a translator.Copy !req
545. - Can I put in for extra pay?
- Yeah, just run it by Kerry Weaver.Copy !req
546. Mr. and Mrs. Trujillo...Copy !req
547. Jesus' x-rays
didn't show anything specific.Copy !req
548. Probably has bronchitis.Copy !req
549. - Is he gonna be okay?
- He'll be fine.Copy !req
550. We're giving him some antibiotics,
and we'll check up on him for a while.Copy !req
551. - This is Thomas Anders.
- Department of Social Services.Copy !req
552. - Where is he taking me?
- We'll talk on your way to Radiology.Copy !req
553. - Back to X-ray?
- Ultrasound, this time.Copy !req
554. Wait, my glasses.Copy !req
555. - Here you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
556. And we've been trying
to track down your sister.Copy !req
557. - Oh, no! Please!
- It'll be okay, Mrs. Webb.Copy !req
558. - Jeanie, those slippers you gave me.
- I don't see them.Copy !req
559. Maybe they're under the bed.Copy !req
560. - Don't let them send me back there.
- Okay.Copy !req
561. - Please don't let them.
- I know.Copy !req
562. - They can't do it. I can't go.
- Let's get these slippers on.Copy !req
563. - There we go. One more.
- Jeanie, please.Copy !req
564. Okay. Go ahead.Copy !req
565. Carol Hathaway filled me in
on the interviews.Copy !req
566. Crackpots. But we'll break one in.Copy !req
567. - She felt you should see more.
- I don't. Carter?Copy !req
568. - Long as you're confident.
- Yeah.Copy !req
569. - Where are you taking her?
- MRl.Copy !req
570. - She's a drunk.
- Just to be sure. I did an LP.Copy !req
571. And I think I need an MRl.Copy !req
572. I ran everything by Dr. Doyle.
She agreed.Copy !req
573. Let your student handle the transport.Copy !req
574. Henry's collecting stool samples
on three abdominal pains.Copy !req
575. - Can you page Henry again?
- I already did, twice.Copy !req
576. Again.Copy !req
577. - Here you go.
- Mark.Copy !req
578. - I just checked in on Laura Quentin.
- Yeah, I saw her labs.Copy !req
579. Urine specific gravity's low.
Mildly hypokalemic. Probably got the flu.Copy !req
580. Actually, she's bulimic.
I checked her teeth.Copy !req
581. The enamel's eroded, consistent with
the vomiting. No period in six months.Copy !req
582. Took a lot,
but she finally admitted to it.Copy !req
583. Let's rehydrate her.Copy !req
584. Two liters of normal saline.
Turf her to Psych.Copy !req
585. She doesn't want to go.
Doesn't want her parents to know.Copy !req
586. I called the eating-disorders clinic.
There's no availability for seven weeks.Copy !req
587. Nothing we can do.Copy !req
588. - Thought you could talk to her.
- Won't do much good.Copy !req
589. - Can't hurt to try.
- Look, I got a lot of patients, Carol.Copy !req
590. - Come on, Mark. She might listen to you.
- We're an ER.Copy !req
591. We don't manage chronic problems.
Her condition is chronic.Copy !req
592. And if you have concerns about
other desk-clerk candidates...Copy !req
593. run them by me first
before you go to Kerry Weaver.Copy !req
594. - Henry was right. There it is.
- That's the lesion?Copy !req
595. - It's large.
- Yeah.Copy !req
596. Come on. You're about to get your
first taste of giving the bad news.Copy !req
597. Oh, hi. Well, you see,
I don't need a haircut.Copy !req
598. You're not the barber, are you?Copy !req
599. Oliver, I'm Dr. Del Amico,
and you're in a hospital.Copy !req
600. Well, whatever you say is fine.
But I feel just great, see?Copy !req
601. - Just like Jimmy Stewart was in Harvey.
- Oliver.Copy !req
602. I need you to listen to me for a minute.Copy !req
603. We took a picture of your brain.
You have a tumor on the right side.Copy !req
604. You look like Carole Lombard.
She had a brain tumor.Copy !req
605. - Oliver, it's very serious.
- Serious?Copy !req
606. Are you saying I'm gonna die?Copy !req
607. The people upstairs in Surgery will do
all they can. But we can't be sure.Copy !req
608. I'm gonna die?Copy !req
609. I'm gonna die.Copy !req
610. Oh, God!Copy !req
611. Oh, God.Copy !req
612. What are you doing up here? You're
supposed to be on your ER rotation.Copy !req
613. If I don't load the sequencing gel now,
it could ruin the whole experiment.Copy !req
614. - Doesn't your ER rotation mean anything?
- Beyond its being a requirement?Copy !req
615. What's all this stuff?Copy !req
616. This is a plasma control with 10
micrograms of salmon-sperm carrier.Copy !req
617. Would you like to see my linkage map?Copy !req
618. Wait! Don't touch this!
This is ethidium bromide.Copy !req
619. It can slip between your DNA,
cause a mutation.Copy !req
620. No! Don't touch the Eppendorf.Copy !req
621. Did you feed him yet?
I got stuck in the O.R.Copy !req
622. Tabash says I can't try
until this evening.Copy !req
623. Good. I thought I was gonna
miss the first time.Copy !req
624. Listen, I'm on tonight.Copy !req
625. But page me, and I'll come straight up.Copy !req
626. - How's he doing?
- He's doing great.Copy !req
627. But they're asking for a name.Copy !req
628. - We gotta do this birth certificate.
- I guess we have put it off.Copy !req
629. We? No. I had no idea
you could be so superstitious.Copy !req
630. Well, neither did I.Copy !req
631. So, what'll we do? Are we gonna
flip a coin? Reece or Benton?Copy !req
632. Carla...Copy !req
633. we talked about it
and said it'd be Benton.Copy !req
634. It's easier for the insurance.Copy !req
635. We talked about it,
but we definitely did not agree on it.Copy !req
636. That insurance reason
is an excuse.Copy !req
637. You just want your boy
to have your last name.Copy !req
638. - What's wrong with that?
- What's wrong with having my name?Copy !req
639. I'm the one getting up at night
to feed him...Copy !req
640. change him,
rock him back to sleep.Copy !req
641. Carla, I can do that too.Copy !req
642. So you're just gonna move
into my apartment now?Copy !req
643. We haven't talked about it-Copy !req
644. No, because you acted like
this day was never gonna come.Copy !req
645. He needs a family.Copy !req
646. - Is that what you think we are?
- We don't have to formalize things.Copy !req
647. If there wasn't a baby in the picture...Copy !req
648. would you see the two of us
as a family?Copy !req
649. It's okay, Peter. I don't either.Copy !req
650. 22-year-old female,
GSW to the left upper chest...Copy !req
651. two IVs of saline in the field,
BP 100/60, pulse 110.Copy !req
652. - O2, 15 liters by mask.
- Hey! Look out!Copy !req
653. - Who is that guy?
- Checking for radioactivity.Copy !req
654. - God, I love this job.
- Okay, let's go!Copy !req
655. One, two, three.Copy !req
656. Get her clothes off.Copy !req
657. - What've we got?
- Gunshot wound.Copy !req
658. - Two in one day?
- Honey, you haven't been here long.Copy !req
659. - I can run it.
- Why don't I have a go at it.Copy !req
660. Right. The usual investigations.Copy !req
661. FBC, type and crossmatch four units,
and portable radiograph of the chest.Copy !req
662. - FBC?
- Full blood count.Copy !req
663. Run a liter of saline
and a gram of cephalexin.Copy !req
664. Trachea's midline,
no jugular distention.Copy !req
665. Strong radial pulse,
subclavian's intact.Copy !req
666. - Pulse ox is 92 on 15 liters.
- BP's 95 palp.Copy !req
667. Diminished breath.
She'll need a tube thoracostomy.Copy !req
668. - A what?
- Chest tube.Copy !req
669. Could you intubate, please?Copy !req
670. Number 8 ET tube and suction.Copy !req
671. I wonder if everyone
might slow down just a bit.Copy !req
672. I think things will run more smoothly
with a little more peace and quiet.Copy !req
673. - Anyone bleeped Dr. Benton?
- He'll like that. "Bleeping" Benton.Copy !req
674. - Perhaps somebody could ring him up?
- Page, right? That's page Benton?Copy !req
675. I got it.Copy !req
676. - One percent lidocaine.
- All right, I'll get it.Copy !req
677. Okay. I'm in. Let's bag her.Copy !req
678. We're out. I'll get some from Supply.Copy !req
679. Connie, get the lidocaine.Copy !req
680. Anna, we need your help.Copy !req
681. What is it? What happened?Copy !req
682. He stopped breathing.Copy !req
683. Pedes laryngoscope and a number 6
ET tube. Get ready to bag him.Copy !req
684. - What happened?
- Dr. Corday just stabilized your patient.Copy !req
685. GSW to the left upper chest.Copy !req
686. Came in with a pressure of 100/60.
Received two liters of crystalloid.Copy !req
687. Spun hematocrit is 34.
Gave a gram of cephalexin.Copy !req
688. Placed a left thoracostomy tube
with 300 cc's of blood.Copy !req
689. Missed the great vessels. Lucky girl.Copy !req
690. - I guess you were paying attention.
- Always.Copy !req
691. - Her sister died in 1984.
- That's right.Copy !req
692. - So obviously her sister did not push her.
- Not recently.Copy !req
693. - I'll kill her.
- Can't. She's borderline.Copy !req
694. You can never get rid of borderlines.Copy !req
695. Randi, call Psych for me.
I need a consult.Copy !req
696. They won't admit until Medicine's
completed her evaluation.Copy !req
697. I'm still waiting on eight tests.
You know what I've done for her today?Copy !req
698. - She says you tried to suffocate her.
- She what?Copy !req
699. Gratitude.Copy !req
700. Have you seen Dr. Carter?
He keeps paging me.Copy !req
701. Come with me.
You're about to do some babysitting.Copy !req
702. Come on.Copy !req
703. Hi, Mrs. Webb.Copy !req
704. You remember Henry.Copy !req
705. I asked if he'd had his shots.Copy !req
706. They didn't know you meant vaccines.
They thought you meant any shots.Copy !req
707. - I didn't think of whooping cough.
- It presents like bronchitis.Copy !req
708. Thanks for stepping in.Copy !req
709. Oh, God. Excuse me.Copy !req
710. Malik, he was supposed to be up
in Neurology an hour ago.Copy !req
711. We're on our way up.
Dr. Weaver needed some labs stat.Copy !req
712. Get him up there now, please.Copy !req
713. Hi, there! You're the ice-cream person,
aren't you?Copy !req
714. You don't want to spill on that coat.
No, you're the pharmacist.Copy !req
715. I have my toothpaste.Copy !req
716. - Do you remember you're in the hospital?
- Hospital?Copy !req
717. Is something wrong with me?Copy !req
718. Dr. Greene, I need you
to sign a chart for me.Copy !req
719. It's for that woman with slurred speech.Copy !req
720. Did she finally dry out?Copy !req
721. Not exactly. LP showed pleocytosis
and elevated gamma globulins.Copy !req
722. MRl confirms she has
multiple sclerosis.Copy !req
723. You order a Neurology consult?Copy !req
724. - Yes.
- Good.Copy !req
725. - I am now officially having a bad day.
- What?Copy !req
726. The one non-puking kid I had
almost died of whooping cough.Copy !req
727. I'm ready for a drink.
You want to join me?Copy !req
728. I can't. What's your bad day?Copy !req
729. Remember Chris Law?Copy !req
730. His brother died.
The basketball player, right?Copy !req
731. Well, that's what the process server
was about this morning.Copy !req
732. He and his family are slapping me
with a malpractice suit.Copy !req
733. It's a great world, huh?Copy !req
734. First he beats me up,
and then he sues me.Copy !req
735. Law didn't beat you up, did he?
Police said he had an airtight alibi.Copy !req
736. That's what the police said.Copy !req
737. But you don't believe them?Copy !req
738. I don't know.Copy !req
739. So, what happened
with your amnesia patient?Copy !req
740. Kept forgetting he was dying.
I had to tell him five different times.Copy !req
741. And after all that,
they give us this humiliation.Copy !req
742. Wow, a paycheck!Copy !req
743. Alleged paycheck.Copy !req
744. The rich kids at CHOP would
blow it on poker the first night.Copy !req
745. - Didn't think I'd care.
- About getting a paycheck?Copy !req
746. No, I meant I didn't think money
would make that much of a difference.Copy !req
747. Well, it won't
after I pay my landlord...Copy !req
748. the med-school bills,
my phone bill, the gas bill.Copy !req
749. Should leave me about 4 bucks.Copy !req
750. Oh, yeah. Me too.Copy !req
751. - See you.
- See you.Copy !req
752. - Hey, Dr. Weaver.
- John.Copy !req
753. I know I said I didn't need to be paid,
but it sure feels good. Thank you.Copy !req
754. I'd hoped to catch you
before you got it.Copy !req
755. I need you to endorse your check
back over to County.Copy !req
756. - What?
- To cover disability and malpractice.Copy !req
757. They issue one weekly,
and you sign it back to us.Copy !req
758. - Endorse it back over to County.
- Right.Copy !req
759. - Every week?
- That's what we agreed.Copy !req
760. You didn't need to be paid?Copy !req
761. Right.Copy !req
762. All right. Thank you.Copy !req
763. Pen.Copy !req
764. - Been up to any of the labs recently?
- Why?Copy !req
765. - Give me your shoes.
- What?Copy !req
766. I said, give me your shoes.
They're radioactive.Copy !req
767. You know how much they cost?Copy !req
768. - Radioactive?
- Give him your shoes.Copy !req
769. - I won't.
- Yes, you will.Copy !req
770. Hey.Copy !req
771. - He's really doing it, huh?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
772. This boy is really doing it.Copy !req
773. Only lasts a couple of minutes, though.Copy !req
774. Then he gets really tired.Copy !req
775. Listen...Copy !req
776. I thought about
what we talked about...Copy !req
777. and I don't have any more claim
on his name than you do.Copy !req
778. I'd be happy with "Reece. "Copy !req
779. I would.Copy !req
780. Well, I thought about it too, Peter.Copy !req
781. And I'd be okay with Benton.Copy !req
782. So why don't we name him...Copy !req
783. Reece Benton?Copy !req
784. Reece Benton.Copy !req
785. Sounds a little formal...Copy !req
786. but we'll get used to it.Copy !req
787. Reece Benton.Copy !req
788. Yeah. Yeah, we will.Copy !req
789. Dr. Greene.Copy !req
790. Sorry to bother you.
Do you remember me? I-Copy !req
791. - You're...
- Cynthia Hooper.Copy !req
792. You've been hanging out here all day?Copy !req
793. No. Well, I sat over at the diner.Copy !req
794. Look, I know I'm out of contention
for the job.Copy !req
795. I just wanted to apologize
for my interview.Copy !req
796. I just get so nervous,
and I never say the right thing.Copy !req
797. Happens to all of us.Copy !req
798. At least I didn't throw up, which
I actually have done in an interview.Copy !req
799. That probably hurt the interview.Copy !req
800. Is this your first time in Chicago?Copy !req
801. Yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
802. I've only been here for six days.
But I'm starting to figure it out.Copy !req
803. The lake is...Copy !req
804. - ... that way.
- That way.Copy !req
805. Right.Copy !req
806. I'm glad you stopped by...Copy !req
807. because I didn't make any phone calls
yet. And so I can just tell you that...Copy !req
808. you got the job.Copy !req
809. What?Copy !req
810. - You're kidding, right?
- No, it's yours if you want it.Copy !req
811. Of course I want it.Copy !req
812. - Are you sure you're not kidding?
- Start next week.Copy !req
813. Oh, my God!Copy !req
814. I don't know what to say. Thank you.Copy !req
815. - You're welcome. Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
816. - Are they closed?
- Closed.Copy !req
817. - Keep them closed.
- I said, they're closed.Copy !req
818. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
819. Open them.Copy !req
820. All right.Copy !req
821. That was very delicate, Doug.Copy !req
822. What the...?Copy !req
823. Oh, that's a drawer.Copy !req
824. You know what?Copy !req
825. - I love this drawer.
- Good.Copy !req
826. Come here, you.Copy !req
827. Come here.Copy !req
828. You know what, I love sitting
out here on the porch with you.Copy !req
829. - It's-
- Something new.Copy !req
830. Something new.Copy !req
831. Nice drawer.Copy !req
832. It's a good touch, don't you think?Copy !req