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4. This hearing aid is expensive.
My insurance won't cover it.
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5. I said that we share everything.
I meant it.
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7. That's good.
But know when to ask for help.
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the new Pedes ER Attending. Me.
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9. I have heard of foreign doctors who
were willing to start over as interns.
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10. If they amputate,
is it certain I'll live?
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12. - Should we hoof it?
- I don't know.
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13. - Aren't you supposed to set policy?
- I'm here for the ride-along.
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14. - I hate one-way streets.
- This is nothing.
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from a Metallica concert.
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16. Try getting an anaphylactic headbanger
past "ten thousand maniacs."
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17. The guy dropped some acid.
Started him "counting crows."
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18. I have to live with this. You got
any pull with crew assignments?
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19. Can you get us assigned
to the med team at the Bears game?
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20. I don't do the scheduling, guys.
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21. You were almost my new best friend.
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22. Make way! Paramedics coming through!
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Whoa! Whoa! Jeez!
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26. - It's Cujo!
- He's protecting his owner.
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27. - Okay, you open the door.
- Sir, can you hear me?
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28. - Is he breathing?
- His chest is moving.
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29. - You got any ideas?
- You're asking me?
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30. - Unit 57 to OCD, over.
- A little puppy Valium?
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31. We need Animal Control to 4th.
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32. A dog is barring access
to an MVA victim. Over.
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33. That'll take too long. Look.
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34. - He's right. We gotta get in.
- What do you suggest?
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35. - I've got a gun.
- I'll keep him busy.
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36. - You're kidding.
- We gotta assess him now.
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37. You're the boss.
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38. Hey, boy!
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39. Ready? One, two...
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40. three! Hey!
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41. - Got a pulse.
- Good breath sounds. Get a backboard.
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42. - You okay?
- Yeah, I just can't let go.
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43. - When was your last tetanus shot?
- 1992.
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44. - One booster coming right up.
- That's okay, I'll pass.
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45. - It could be worse, like rabies.
- I wouldn't rule it out.
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47. - So how many interviews today?
- Two. You and one other.
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48. You know, I'm still interested...
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49. but I've decided just not to push
so hard. If I get it, I get it.
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50. - Good idea.
- What do you mean?
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51. I mean it's not a good idea
to get worked up over these things.
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52. - What happened?
- Long story.
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53. - Rachel's sleepover?
- Good guess. Thanks, Kerry.
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54. - What's going on?
- Graffiti guys went crazy last night.
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55. - You're on?
- I'm getting set up for tomorrow.
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56. Color-coordinated charts?
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57. Well, whoever said Doug Ross
isn't organized?
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58. - I did.
- Take it easy.
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59. Hey, Mark, don't Attendings pay
for Nurse's Night?
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60. Yeah. Now Doug can contribute.
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61. No, that's the ER.
I'm the Pedes ER.
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62. Well, Pedes needs nurses, right?
So I'm billing.
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63. Hey, get this, 19-year-old,
third pregnancy...
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64. says she doesn't know
how to use a condom.
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65. - So did you teach her?
- We're way past that.
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66. - I'm talking her into a Norplant.
- Are you sure?
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67. I'd tie her tubes myself if I could.
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68. If the drawbridge is up,
you can't storm the castle.
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69. - Excuse me?
- Try a diaphragm. They work.
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70. Oh, yeah? I wouldn't be too sure.
I'm three days late.
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71. What? What?
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72. These came from upstairs.
Letters of rec for chief.
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73. - Thank you.
- Okay, lift your sleeve.
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74. When did someone get tetanus
from a dog?
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75. Don't be a baby.
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76. - Nice suit, Dr. Weaver.
- Thank you.
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77. - I didn't know you read Cosmo.
- Excuse me?
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78. Last month's article
on the power suit.
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79. I guess I missed that one.
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80. Are you sure?
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81. I mean, you nailed it,
down to the accessories.
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82. - So how long have you been on?
- Oh, just now.
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83. - Who's your Resident?
- I suppose I'll find out in a minute.
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84. Why? Did you vie for me?
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85. You're too much for me to handle.
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86. Hopefully, whoever I get
feels the same way.
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87. No, I suspect I'll be sidelined
as a consultant more than anything.
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88. Hey, do me a favor.
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89. Reach in his bag and hand me
his hearing aid.
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90. It's in the black case.
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91. - Is he having trouble with these?
- No.
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92. - So why are you putting them on now?
- I was running late.
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93. - Peter, have you not told everyone?
- Told who?
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94. I don't have time for a whole bunch
of repetitive questions and sympathy.
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95. Are you sure that's it?
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96. - My son is deaf. I know that, okay?
- Okay. Okay.
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97. Wish me luck.
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98. Jeff Whitcher, 38-year-old magician,
inhaled flash powder.
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99. What happened? Trap door didn't open?
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100. More complicated.
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101. Short of breath and tachypneic,
respiratory rate is 28.
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102. No previous history
of respiratory illness...
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103. or inhalation of toxic substances.
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104. - What's in flash powder?
- Sorry. Trade secret.
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105. Lycopodium with potassium nitrate.
I looked it up on the Internet.
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106. Pulse ox is borderline, 91.
No cyanosis.
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107. - Are you a smoker?
- Occasional.
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108. Occupational hazard.
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109. - You can't smoke that here!
- I wasn't planning to.
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110. - What do you want to do?
- Get a blood gas and check a PO2.
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111. You get to learn a new procedure.
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112. I happen to have
a blood gas kit here.
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113. - Hey, pretty good, doc.
- Trade secret.
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114. - Can you get a cup of ice, please?
- Sure.
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115. - We're out of gloves.
- Try your pocket.
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116. How did you do that?
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117. It's not what they see,
it's what they think they see.
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118. - You didn't even move.
- Lucy.
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119. The blood gas. This one you watch.
Next one you do.
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120. Don't panic. It's a couple of days.
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121. - You said three days.
- Two, three, whatever.
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122. You said you were regular
as a Swiss watch.
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123. Yeah. I'm regular, not a machine.
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124. You gonna do a pregnancy test?
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125. - You're really sweating this.
- Aren't you? A little?
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126. - I don't feel pregnant.
- Have you been pregnant before?
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127. I shouldn't have said anything.
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128. - What's up?
- Syncope. Fourth episode.
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129. - Seizure?
- I don't think so.
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130. You want to use the Pedes room?
No waiting.
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131. Here we go. Okay.
Hey, what's this? Hey!
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132. Could be Carter's.
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133. - Carter! Is this your body in here?
- Yeah, sorry.
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134. - Transport's slow. Need the room?
- Yeah.
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135. Give me a hand.
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136. - I thought the Pedes ER was closed.
- Don't leave your stiffs in here.
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137. Take him to the morgue.
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138. We've been waiting on a transfer
for hours.
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139. - This "the" Prince Albert?
- Who?
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140. His ding-dong's pierced.
He has a diamond.
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141. A diamond in his penis?
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142. Haleh said it was tricky getting
in the Foley.
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143. - Want to peek?
- I've seen one.
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144. - I bet.
- Hey, watch it.
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145. It's your lucky day.
It seems I'm your intern.
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146. - You missed rounds.
- It's the first day.
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147. I wasn't sure how this would work.
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148. You need to be here at 5 a.m. Sharp.
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149. I hope you don't expect
special treatment.
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150. I don't know what you've been told.
This is more of a formality.
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151. Maybe for you.
You're the only intern I have.
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152. Finish pre-rounding before 6.
I need all the vitals.
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153. T-max, mental status, I's and O's.
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154. After rounds, check the labs
and run down all x-rays.
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155. Go over the x-rays yourself.
Don't trust the radiologist.
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156. Buff the electrolytes as needed.
You take all floor calls.
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157. If we have clinic that day,
you do H and P's.
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158. And, of course, all pre-op orders:
CBC, lytes, UA, EKG, PT.
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159. I know how to pre-op a patient,
thank you.
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160. Good. If surgery's canceled
because you miss a lab, it's your ass.
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161. We'll start with Mr. Anderson.
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162. I reduced his O2.
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163. Redraw an ABG in 30 minutes.
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164. Monitor urine output Q one hour.
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165. Advance drains on beds three and five.
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166. One, two and six need
wet-to-dry dressing changes.
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167. You're serious?
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168. This is how it works.
As third-year, I'm busy operating.
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169. This stuff is not my job. But the
scut has to be done, by an intern.
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170. I have three cases today. If you
finish, you can scrub in for one.
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171. Oh, and this is for you.
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172. Interns wear short coats.
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173. Hold the elevator! Hold it!
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174. - Are you all right?
- I said, hold the elevator!
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175. Where are we?
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176. We got multiple stab wounds
to the extremities.
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177. One in the forearm and chest.
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179. - Did the guy have friends?
- Lungs are clear.
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180. Four plus right radial
and ulnar pulses.
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181. - What's your name?
- Bo.
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182. Bo, we'll take care of you.
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183. You're very lucky.
The chest wound is superficial.
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Don't let me close them.
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187. I'm tired of this game.
Tell me who it was.
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188. - Does he have to be here?
- Can you wait outside?
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189. You were stabbed in daylight.
You didn't see anything?
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190. You know what? Wait outside.
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191. Okay, let's roll him.
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192. - He'll try to settle this on his own.
- Now we have to treat him.
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193. You know what? Forget it.
Have it your way.
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194. You could've pressed
that hold button.
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195. Damn, these elevators are slow.
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196. I'm gonna catch that lunch traffic.
I know it!
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197. - Do you drive?
- Do I?
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198. My son used to have one of those.
Gave him a heart attack.
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199. Nothing but stress.
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200. Come on, come on.
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201. No, I didn't watch the whole thing.
The part I saw looked benign.
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202. It was my fault. Sorry.
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203. - Well, you did. Thanks.
- Problem?
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204. Did you know that Romeo and Juliet
is PG-13?
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205. - I wasn't aware of it.
- It is.
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206. I showed it at Rachel's slumber party.
Now all the mothers are calling me.
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207. Elizabeth. Elizabeth!
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at a pulseless foot?
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for a surgical consult.
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210. Normally, I would.
But I'm only an intern.
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211. I can't believe it.
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212. I don't want to believe it.
I already have five admissions.
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214. And Radiology already lost
three of my films.
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for a bleeding time...
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216. on your Ewing's sarcoma amputation.
Waste of time.
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217. - Dana Ellis?
- She doesn't have a clotting problem.
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218. - Is that today?
- Yes, surgery's at 4 p.m.
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219. Five minutes. 54-year-old male,
peripheral vascular disease...
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220. calf pain at rest.
I'm thinking arterial thrombosis.
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221. - Did you get a Doppler pulse?
- Yeah.
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222. Mr. Darcy, this is Dr. Corday,
our Surgical Resident.
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223. How long will this keep me down?
I choreograph a video next week.
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224. Let me examine you,
and I'll have a clearer idea.
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225. - Are you a smoker?
- What's that got to do with my leg?
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226. - Is this the Vascular consult?
- I asked Dr. Corday to examine.
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227. I'll take over.
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228. Did you get the labs
on the perfed diverticulum?
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229. They're not ready yet.
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230. Better sit on them.
You know Romano. Gotta start on time.
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231. Of course.
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232. Come on.
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233. - Lucy?
- What?
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234. - Is something wrong?
- No.
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235. Can you work up
this guy with vertigo for me?
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236. You know how to check
for cerebellar function?
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237. Find me when you're done.
We'll discuss the differential.
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238. Got it.
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239. - What's the extension for the morgue?
- 5001. See this guy?
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240. He's looking for Dr. Carter.
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241. - Can I help you?
- Yeah. My brother died last night.
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242. They gave me his valuables.
But something's missing.
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243. - I need to get some jewelry off him.
- Oh, right! Right!
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244. - Your brother's down in the morgue.
- Last name Naughton?
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245. Definitely down in the morgue.
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- Yeah. No.
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247. They don't allow family down there.
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248. It's... They make you wait.
It takes forever.
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249. It's chilly.
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250. You know what I'm gonna do?
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251. I'm gonna go down there and get it.
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252. Your brother. And bring
your brother up here.
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253. - Great. That'd be great. Thank you.
- Don't mention it.
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254. - What are you doing here?
- Checking in on you.
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255. How you feeling?
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256. Well, they're chopping my leg off.
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257. - Your decision?
- You could call it that.
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258. I wouldn't have had a say at all
if it wasn't for you.
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259. You gotta go with the odds, right?
You scared?
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260. I thought, "Okay, I'll just
get used to it." But...
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261. In pain?
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262. A little.
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263. I'll tell them
to increase the dosage.
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264. That's okay.
I sort of like to feel it.
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265. It'll be gone in a few hours.
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266. - Hello, Mr. Ellis.
- What's going on?
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267. I came to check in on Dana.
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268. She's being taken care of. Thank you.
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269. I wanted to talk to you
about her pain.
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270. Dana's having surgery in a few hours.
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271. If you don't mind, Dr. Romano is gonna
handle everything from here.
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272. Okay.
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273. Excuse me.
Are you in charge of transport?
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274. Depends who's asking.
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276. I was wondering if you
by any chance found a body?
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277. Transport!
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278. Yeah, what floor? Okay.
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279. I don't know. Half-hour.
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280. Damn!
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281. - What did you want?
- I lost a body.
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282. - Did you try to move it yourself?
- You guys were taking so long.
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283. - What was I supposed to do?
- It's our fault?
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284. No, it's not your fault.
I just want to find the body.
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285. I'll call the morgue.
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286. - I checked. He's not there.
- Yo, Gerald!
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287. Yo, it's Tony.
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288. Have any unclaimed bodies?
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289. Yeah, she's here now.
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290. Hold on, I'll ask. Would this body
fit down the incinerator chute?
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291. The incinerator?
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292. Yeah, that got her.
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293. Yo, thanks, G.
Okay, I'll be right down.
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294. You're in luck. Someone stuffed some
fat stiff in the closet of the ICU.
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295. Why? Why do you have to go?
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296. I just gotta.
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297. Well, what's the hurry?
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298. The doctor said it's okay.
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299. Well, it will be okay.
He has to stitch it up first.
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300. Besides, I like having you around.
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301. There's not very many interesting
people here today.
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302. So maybe I'll come back.
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303. You've gotta help me out.
You'll get me in trouble.
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304. I'll write you a note.
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305. Besides, you do not want
to get that infected.
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306. Just a few minutes. I'll get
a doctor. We'll take care of it.
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307. - All right.
- Good.
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308. - Lynette?
- Yeah?
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309. - Could you get his mother for me?
- He's 18.
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310. He got stabbed. I'm afraid
he'll bolt to settle the score.
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311. - Mark!
- Yeah. Hold on a minute.
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312. - You admitting that thrombosis?
- He's got a high-grade lesion.
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313. - You taking him up?
- I need to present him to Romano.
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314. Then we'll bring the team.
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315. - When?
- As soon as I can.
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316. Can you stitch Bo? He's antsy.
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317. I'll be right there.
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318. Can you clear this neck for me?
He looks okay.
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319. I ordered a trauma panel.
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320. - Sure. You got it.
- Thank you.
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321. - How are we doing?
- Vitals are normal.
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322. I'm fine.
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323. - Did you lose consciousness?
- No.
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324. This really isn't necessary.
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325. - Any chest or abdominal pain?
- Can I go home?
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326. We need to get an x-ray
of your neck first.
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327. - Have you ever had hepatitis?
- I don't think so. Why?
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328. Your eyes are a little yellow.
On any medication?
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329. - Prednisone, cyclosporine, Imuran.
- Those are transplant meds.
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330. Well, I had a new liver two years ago.
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331. Okay. Let's get a ProTime,
LFTs and a cyclosporine level.
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332. - Something's wrong?
- Doctor! Doctor!
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333. One minute. You're jaundiced.
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334. - I can go see my doctor.
- We need to do those tests now.
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335. I'll be back.
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336. - Here you go, Jeanie.
- Thanks.
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337. - This is her card.
- Rosa Munoz.
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338. That's social security card.
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339. She said her name was Carmen.
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340. - And your name?
- Luisa.
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341. - Her sister?
- Cousins.
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342. I understand you're concerned.
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343. This would be fraud.
It doesn't matter if he's illegal.
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344. No, that's her number.
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345. - This is your card.
- No.
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346. She say that he need a special doctor?
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347. There could be a problem
with Angel's heart.
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348. Please take this number.
Other hospital no take him...
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349. We're a county hospital.
We treat all emergencies.
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350. - True?
- True.
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351. When we're short on beds, we
stick the bodies in the storage room.
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352. - Why didn't you call us?
- We did.
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353. - Guys, I gotta get back.
- You want to take him back?
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354. - He's black.
- Is that a problem?
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355. Dana Ellis. What about her?
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356. - I'm worried about phantom limb pain.
- Don't be. She's on morphine.
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357. That won't do it. I want her
on a preemptive analgesia...
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358. to rewire the motor nerves.
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359. She's still your patient?
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360. Dr. Greene's on line 3, waiting
on a consult for an ischemic leg.
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361. - Does he have a pulse by Doppler?
- I'll check.
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362. It's a simple lumbar epidural.
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363. It'll put the surgery off a few days.
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364. One night course does not
a pain management specialist make.
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365. The patient has a Doppler pulse.
Dr. Greene wants an ETA.
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366. - When I get there!
- There's no reason not to try.
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367. I don't know that she's
psychologically ready.
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368. Three days won't make much difference.
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369. - How's that new intern working out?
- She'll get the hang of it.
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370. Let her scrub in.
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371. - I'm gonna talk to the family.
- No, you're not!
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372. That girl has a cancer
that could spread very rapidly.
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373. I won't sit idly by and watch you
experiment with a technique you read!
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374. - Dr. Romano?
- What?
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375. You should talk to Greene.
He wants something definitive.
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376. If the guy has calf pain, tell him
to do an ultrasound. Don't go!
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377. Rule out DVT. That'll shut him up.
Leave it alone!
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378. I have to go upstairs
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379. Will you page me when Romano
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380. Don't hold your breath.
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381. You'll tear your stitches!
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382. Let me out! I gotta go!
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383. So you can get the guy that did this?
Copy !req
384. - What's going on?
- Bo here wants to retaliate.
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385. You said the doc would stitch me up
and I could go.
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386. - We want you to be safe, Bo.
- Save it, lady.
Copy !req
387. Look, thanks for fixing me!
I'm going.
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388. If you want me to sign, I'll sign.
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389. You'll rip your vein open.
I don't want you bleeding.
Copy !req
390. - Then take it out.
- You want to leave that bad, fine.
Copy !req
391. Let me get the right instrument.
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392. You can go about your business.
Copy !req
393. Please, wait here. Wait one minute.
I'll be right back.
Copy !req
394. - What's going on?
- He can't leave.
Copy !req
395. - When's the mother getting here?
- I haven't reached her.
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396. - I'm calling Psych.
- He'll be gone by then.
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397. - What is that?
- Versed.
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398. I have to sedate him
until the mother gets here.
Copy !req
399. That might be an option
if it wasn't unethical.
Copy !req
400. - Not with someone's life at stake.
- You can't restrain him with drugs.
Copy !req
401. He was agitated. To finish
the treatment, we had to sedate him.
Copy !req
402. Security can keep him down here
until Psych puts him on a hold.
Copy !req
403. They'll have to prove
that he's a danger to others.
Copy !req
404. - He knows the system. He'll lie.
- Maybe we'll find his mother.
Copy !req
405. - I'm gonna make sure.
- Not with that.
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406. - You have a better idea?
- I'll handle it.
Copy !req
407. You know what he'll do if you don't.
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408. I understand your motive.
I know I asked for your help.
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409. Why don't you stick with the clinic
patients? Leave the ER ones to me.
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410. Good luck.
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411. It don't matter what I do.
It's my business.
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412. I don't want you here again,
maybe dead.
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413. If it goes down like that, it does.
Wouldn't be the first time.
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414. You don't mean that.
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415. Yo, what's the rent-a-cop doing here?
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416. So you can talk to somebody.
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417. - I trusted you!
- I'm trying to help you.
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418. Save it! I ain't talking to nobody.
Copy !req
419. We'll wait until your mom gets here.
Copy !req
420. - My mom? You called my mom?
- I'll be right back.
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421. Don't let him leave.
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422. Pay attention, Dale. Peter's one
of our fastest colon dissectors...
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423. now that Lizzie's gun's
in the holster.
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424. We've got an open abdomen, people.
Let's turn up the heat, please.
Copy !req
425. Elizabeth, would you retract
the descending colon?
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426. My pleasure.
Copy !req
427. Actually, Dale, why don't you retract
and bovie and give Lizzie the sucker?
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428. Right. Lizzie, suck out
this oozing area, would you?
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429. If you don't mind, I don't care
for being called Lizzie.
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430. Really? Dr. Romano calls you that.
Copy !req
431. - Dale, what structure am I dissecting?
- Ilioinguinal nerve.
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432. Elizabeth, would you help him out?
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433. Owing to the slight peristalsis,
it's obviously the left ureter.
Copy !req
434. Better get faster
with that suction, Lizzie.
Copy !req
435. I freed the sigmoid.
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436. Elizabeth, ligate the proximal
side while I clamp the vessels.
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437. - Certainly.
- Dale, move over and start irrigating.
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438. I prefer Dale do any ligating.
Copy !req
439. Just as soon as we finish
the mesenteric vessels.
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440. Sorry to bother you, Dr. Romano.
Dr. Greene is calling again.
Copy !req
441. Lizzie, I think you
just contaminated yourself.
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442. - I did not.
- Better be safe. Change gowns.
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443. - I didn't contaminate myself.
- I saw it. She's clean.
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444. - Thank you.
- So don't pick on her.
Copy !req
445. Lizzie, scrub out
and go pacify Greene, would you?
Copy !req
446. - You're still here?
- Yeah.
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447. You're putting a lot of effort into
this Pedes ER. I'll give you that.
Copy !req
448. - I'll take it.
- Hey, guys.
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449. This is our new Pedes ER Attending
and full-time delivery boy, Doug Ross.
Copy !req
450. - What do you got for us?
- You're cut off.
Copy !req
451. This is Claudia Olson.
Copy !req
452. She's a candidate for the new
Chief of Emergency Medicine.
Copy !req
453. - A masochist?
- Yeah.
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454. - Good luck.
- Thanks.
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455. - Kerry Weaver.
- The Interim Chief?
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456. Yeah. It's nice to meet you.
Copy !req
457. You're interviewing today as well?
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458. How did you guess?
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459. Well, at least I got to go first.
It was nice to meet you.
Copy !req
460. You too.
Copy !req
461. It could be hepatitis.
Copy !req
462. But our major concern is
that you're rejecting the liver.
Copy !req
463. Well, I feel fine. A little tired.
Copy !req
464. Do you ever forget to take your meds?
Copy !req
465. No. I set my watch daily.
Copy !req
466. My cyclosporine level's therapeutic,
isn't it?
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467. We should arrange for a liver biopsy.
Copy !req
468. If it's all the same to you,
I would rather see my own doctor.
Copy !req
469. I understand. He hasn't said
anything about your abnormal LFTs?
Copy !req
470. I got busy, missed a couple
of checkups.
Copy !req
471. You know how important follow-ups
are after organ transplantation.
Copy !req
472. I think part of me always suspected
but didn't want to know for sure.
Copy !req
473. Now I do.
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474. You can put yourself
on the UNOS list again.
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475. I don't think so.
It's the second time around.
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476. You qualified the first time.
You could get lucky again.
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477. - Do you have the Munoz kid?
- I do, yes.
Copy !req
478. Excuse me one more time. Excuse me.
Copy !req
479. - Is it cardiomyopathy?
- He needs a full EP workup.
Copy !req
480. Did he have an ectopy?
Copy !req
481. The echo ruled out
an outlet obstruction.
Copy !req
482. The cause of his fainting?
Copy !req
483. - It's probably arrhythmia.
- Arrhythmia.
Copy !req
484. I'm going to try to induce it
in a cath lab.
Copy !req
485. If so, he'll need an internal
cardioverter defibrillator.
Copy !req
486. - I'm glad we caught it.
- I'll call the surgeon.
Copy !req
487. - Can you get consent?
- Sure. Thank you.
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488. Don't thank me. The kid needs it.
Copy !req
489. - It's about time. Where's Romano?
- Just me, I'm afraid.
Copy !req
490. So can you admit him?
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491. Based on my responsibilities,
I'd say no.
Copy !req
492. - So you're here to stall me.
- Something like that.
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493. I'll pass him through Radiology.
He needs an angiogram.
Copy !req
494. But tell Romano you only bought
him 20 minutes.
Copy !req
495. Don't leave him long. Radiologists
have a way of snatching...
Copy !req
496. the procedures if the surgeons
are slow on the uptake.
Copy !req
497. Noted. Thank you. Jeanie.
Copy !req
498. - Here's the BA on your MVA.
- On who?
Copy !req
499. - Lipson, Trauma 2.
- I didn't order a BA.
Copy !req
500. I did. It's part of the trauma panel.
Randi put it in my box.
Copy !req
501. - Something wrong?
- Blood alcohol's.04.
Copy !req
502. - That's below the limit.
- It means he drinks.
Copy !req
503. I finished my write-up on the vertigo.
Copy !req
504. - And I got you coffee.
- You don't need to do that.
Copy !req
505. I was in the cafeteria looking
for something.
Copy !req
506. All right, thanks.
Copy !req
507. Why don't you start the IV on the
4-year-old with the gastroenteritis.
Copy !req
508. 300 cc bolus of saline.
Be careful, she's dehydrated.
Copy !req
509. - Could be tricky.
- Right.
Copy !req
510. - Thanks a lot. I feel so much better.
- Glad to hear it.
Copy !req
511. Call me if you'd like
some free tickets to my show.
Copy !req
512. - Are you okay?
- How'd that get there?
Copy !req
513. There you go. I didn't want
things disappearing on you.
Copy !req
514. Hey, you haven't by any chance
seen a body...
Copy !req
515. Carol, could you help me start an IV?
Copy !req
516. She's dehydrated.
I don't want to hurt her.
Copy !req
517. - Have you tried?
- Not yet.
Copy !req
518. - So you haven't even started an IV?
- Honestly, no.
Copy !req
519. This is ridiculous.
Everyone thinks you can.
Copy !req
520. - I'll talk to Dr. Carter today.
- If you don't, I will.
Copy !req
521. Hey! Hey!
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522. - What happened?
- He took off.
Copy !req
523. - You were supposed to stop him.
- There was no talking him down.
Copy !req
524. You weren't supposed to negotiate,
just stop him.
Copy !req
525. - I can't keep him without the hold.
- He didn't know that!
Copy !req
526. - Sorry.
- Oh, God!
Copy !req
527. Hold still.
I'm gonna secure this catheter.
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528. You're doing great.
Copy !req
529. - How much longer?
- A little bit. Just a second here.
Copy !req
530. Roll back over on your back, okay?
Nice and easy. There you go.
Copy !req
531. - How long does it take to work?
- 20 minutes for the full effect.
Copy !req
532. You'll start feeling things soon.
Copy !req
533. I'm gonna put you on a six-day cycle.
That's three days before the surgery.
Copy !req
534. And three days after for the drug.
Copy !req
535. - Dr. Romano.
- Dr. Ross. Hey, Dana.
Copy !req
536. - I decided I wanted the epidural.
- You did?
Copy !req
537. You were in surgery,
so I explained the protocol.
Copy !req
538. - The parents?
- They're on board.
Copy !req
539. - Terrific. You got a second?
- Sure.
Copy !req
540. Be right back. You did great.
Copy !req
541. Congratulations.
You postponed the surgery.
Copy !req
542. You didn't leave me any options.
Copy !req
543. Pedes Attending barely happened.
Copy !req
544. I thought, "The guy's a maverick.
Good to shake things up."
Copy !req
545. If you want to play John Wayne,
do it in the ER, not with my patients.
Copy !req
546. This girl is
in a very vulnerable place.
Copy !req
547. This is not about being right.
Copy !req
548. Hell, we all think we're right.
Doesn't make you special.
Copy !req
549. Fine.
Copy !req
550. Did you give the kid the cheeseburger
before or after the parents agreed?
Copy !req
551. Thought I might need 24 hours
to talk them into it.
Copy !req
552. - Do you know what you're doing?
- Hold on. Let me get a smaller gauge.
Copy !req
553. - Oh, hey! You.
- Hi.
Copy !req
554. I have been looking for you.
You forget about me?
Copy !req
555. Well, no,
I didn't forget about you.
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556. - I've been waiting for three hours.
- Okay, I went to the morgue.
Copy !req
557. - Me too. He's not there anymore.
- No, he isn't.
Copy !req
558. - So where did you put him?
- I don't know how to...
Copy !req
559. How to what?
Copy !req
560. How to tell you...
Copy !req
561. how sorry I am about your loss.
Copy !req
562. Thank you. But where did you put him?
Copy !req
563. - Where did I put him?
- You don't remember.
Copy !req
564. Of course I remember.
I couldn't find you.
Copy !req
565. I got very busy here.
So I put your brother...
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566. Where did I put him?
Copy !req
567. Radiology.
Copy !req
568. I put him in Radiology.
Copy !req
569. But he was kind of in the way there...
Copy !req
570. so I left him...
Copy !req
571. here in the hall. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
572. No problem. I can't believe
I didn't see him there.
Copy !req
573. He's easy to miss.
Copy !req
574. - What's wrong?
- There aren't any pregnancy tests.
Copy !req
575. - How could we be out of them?
- I don't do inventory.
Copy !req
576. It wasn't an accusation.
Copy !req
577. - What is that all about?
- What?
Copy !req
578. The scarf. Where'd you get it?
Copy !req
579. I got it at the gift shop.
You don't think it works?
Copy !req
580. - What about your jacket?
- I wanted something different.
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581. Lose the earrings.
It throws the whole thing off.
Copy !req
582. - Carol. Carol.
- No, no.
Copy !req
583. I can get it.
Copy !req
584. I can't have students
starting IVs on kids.
Copy !req
585. - Can you do it for me?
- Sure.
Copy !req
586. - Is there a problem?
- No.
Copy !req
587. I just want experienced staff
starting IVs on kids.
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588. - This is a teaching hospital.
- Not when pain's inflicted on kids.
Copy !req
589. - Lucy's great.
- It's not about Lucy.
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590. - It's a policy I'm setting.
- You're setting a policy.
Copy !req
591. Well, first time for everything.
Copy !req
592. I'd be in a hurry
to get out of here too.
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593. What?
Copy !req
594. We found out why your liver's failing.
You've been drinking.
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595. You're not gonna believe me.
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596. One time.
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597. I don't believe you.
I checked with UNOS.
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598. You've been on the list
for another transplant for two months.
Copy !req
599. - Did you tell them?
- Did I tell them what?
Copy !req
600. That you drank through the first one
and you want another?
Copy !req
601. It wasn't like that. It was today.
Copy !req
602. My son passed his bar examination.
Copy !req
603. I knew I was rejecting,
so I figured what could it hurt?
Copy !req
604. We had champagne at brunch.
That's it.
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605. You've been lying
ever since you came in here.
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606. Please. You can't tell UNOS.
Copy !req
607. I don't have a choice.
Copy !req
608. You're doing this
to me over one glass of champagne?
Copy !req
609. There are people on that list
who haven't had any champagne.
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610. If I lose my place,
I won't last six months.
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611. You report me, I'm dead.
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612. I'm begging you.
Copy !req
613. Sorry I'm late. There was traffic.
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614. You take the EI.
Copy !req
615. - Who's on?
- Weaver.
Copy !req
616. She's interviewing
for Chief of Emergency Medicine.
Copy !req
617. - I thought she was Chief.
- Where have you been?
Copy !req
618. - Dr. Greene?
- He's upstairs interviewing her.
Copy !req
619. - So we have no Attendings.
- Watch it, Jerry.
Copy !req
620. Sorry, Dr. Ross. Is he an Attending?
Copy !req
621. Normally I wouldn't say anything.
Copy !req
622. But don't you think that attire
is a little inappropriate?
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623. It's business.
I was helping out Dr. Weaver.
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624. Great job, Kerry.
We'd be lucky to have you.
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625. It was a formality.
Thanks for coming.
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626. I appreciate the opportunity.
Copy !req
627. Your presentation
was everything we expected.
Copy !req
628. - Thank you.
- I'll walk you down.
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629. It went great, Kerry.
Copy !req
630. - The pie charts weren't too much?
- Charts are good.
Copy !req
631. - Did anybody else use them?
- You were the first.
Copy !req
632. - If I came across as too eager...
- No, it went terrific.
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633. Thank you, Mark.
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634. I never know how to answer
that question about my weaknesses.
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635. I could've helped you out there.
Copy !req
636. That's a nice leather jacket.
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637. I said I wanted to run some tests.
But I can't without Medicaid.
Copy !req
638. What's wrong?
Copy !req
639. - This patient is illegal.
- Yes, but it doesn't matter.
Copy !req
640. Oh, yes, it matters.
Copy !req
641. The state won't pay for thousands
of dollars worth of tests.
Copy !req
642. - You won't treat him?
- I'll give him beta blockers.
Copy !req
643. He could have a cardiac arrest.
Copy !req
644. - He's had no arrhythmias.
- That's why we need the EP studies.
Copy !req
645. His father died from this.
Copy !req
646. - Did you document an arrhythmia?
- No.
Copy !req
647. All right. Then there is nothing
else that I can do.
Copy !req
648. - Dr. Kayson!
- What?
Copy !req
649. This boy could drop dead.
Copy !req
650. Well, so could a lot of people.
He's not emergent.
Copy !req
651. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
652. You said he was stable.
Single GSW to the arm.
Copy !req
653. - He was.
- He's intubated and hypotensive.
Copy !req
654. - Things change.
- What's the problem?
Copy !req
655. Botched gang shooting.
They were ready for him.
Copy !req
656. - Is this the guy from this morning?
- Yeah. His name's Bo.
Copy !req
657. We thought it was his arm.
He crashed in the rig.
Copy !req
658. - Carter, we need your help.
- Come on.
Copy !req
659. Welcome back, Bo.
Okay, everybody, on my count.
Copy !req
660. One, two, three.
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661. - Why didn't you recontact?
- Things got pretty crazy.
Copy !req
662. Carol, put him on the monitor.
Copy !req
663. - What do we got?
- GSW, mid-tricep area.
Copy !req
664. - Where's the probe?
- Run it, Carter.
Copy !req
665. Decreased breath sounds on the right.
Tracheal shift to the left.
Copy !req
666. - Tension pneumo.
- BP's down to 70.
Copy !req
667. Pulse ox 89. Damn it!
Copy !req
668. And then I'm gonna need
a 36 French.
Copy !req
669. I want to decompress...
Copy !req
670. into the second intercostal space,
mid-clavicular line.
Copy !req
671. Okay. Pulse is getting stronger.
Copy !req
672. - Lucy, get a blood gas.
- I'll do it.
Copy !req
673. It's okay. I showed her how.
Copy !req
674. - Ten blade.
- Get the pressure back on the line.
Copy !req
675. Entrance wound,
right mid-axillary line.
Copy !req
676. Bullet went through the arm
into the chest.
Copy !req
677. - Why couldn't you undress him?
- We had to run.
Copy !req
678. Where's that chest tube?
Copy !req
679. - You didn't see this chest wound?
- Not now, Carol.
Copy !req
680. - I can't get the blood gas.
- Move over. I'll do it.
Copy !req
681. Chest tube is in. That's okay, Lucy.
Those can be tough.
Copy !req
682. - Help me with the second line.
- Okay. 50 cc's out.
Copy !req
683. I need four by fours.
I need elastoplast.
Copy !req
684. I'm gonna call X-ray,
get a portable chest.
Copy !req
685. I got the blood gas.
BP's up to 100/70.
Copy !req
686. - How's that second line?
- I can't.
Copy !req
687. - Move the drape for more room.
- I can't do it.
Copy !req
688. - Focus. We need the second line.
- I really can't do it.
Copy !req
689. - It's like any other IV.
- I haven't started an IV. Never.
Copy !req
690. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
691. - Whoa! He's bradying down!
- Okay!
Copy !req
692. His chest tube is pouring blood!
Copy !req
693. Let's get two units of O-neg in
and call the O.R.
Copy !req
694. - You cost me a procedure.
- Am I supposed to ask how?
Copy !req
695. You should've babysat
that pulseless foot.
Copy !req
696. Greene let the radiologist set him.
Copy !req
697. I didn't realize that was part
of my job description.
Copy !req
698. Well, you're still learning.
Copy !req
699. - How was your first day?
- As expected.
Copy !req
700. You are either a masochist
or the stubbornest woman I've met.
Copy !req
701. But I admire your fortitude.
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702. I couldn't handle taking orders
from a weasel like Dale.
Copy !req
703. - Is that supposed to be a compliment?
- Sounded like one to me.
Copy !req
704. And you can wear the long coat.
It looks better on you.
Copy !req
705. - 700 cc's out the chest tube.
- Take him up, Carter.
Copy !req
706. - Do they know he needs a thoracotomy?
- Yeah. O.R. 3.
Copy !req
707. Have the blood bank send up
four units, type-specific.
Copy !req
708. We weren't prepared for a trauma.
You should've called.
Copy !req
709. Sorry. We were busy
protecting his airway.
Copy !req
710. - You guys should've called ahead.
- There was no way...
Copy !req
711. And we have to be prepared
for anything.
Copy !req
712. - I would've been prepared...
- Nobody's to blame.
Copy !req
713. We treated the patient.
Let's move on.
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714. Do you want to review the run tape?
Copy !req
715. - No.
- No.
Copy !req
716. Doggy. Yeah!
You want to pet the doggy?
Copy !req
717. Oh, that is good.
Copy !req
718. You want him to respond in some way.
Copy !req
719. To point or to make
some kind of sound.
Copy !req
720. Kitty says...
Copy !req
721. Do you want to pet the kitty?
Copy !req
722. - Don't like the kitty?
- It's okay, man. That's okay.
Copy !req
723. One quick hug. Then back to work.
Copy !req
724. - What?
- He's gotta learn to focus.
Copy !req
725. Give him a break.
He's only a year old.
Copy !req
726. You can't give him a break.
He's not like other 1 -year-olds.
Copy !req
727. He needs constant verbal stimuli.
Copy !req
728. You try.
Copy !req
729. All right, man. Here we go.
Doggy.
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730. Doggy.
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731. Hey, doggy.
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732. I can't do this.
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733. You're gonna have to learn.
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734. Coming here twice a week
isn't gonna do it.
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735. I might've been able to keep
that kid here this afternoon.
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736. But he would've gone out
and done the same thing tomorrow.
Copy !req
737. His mom's in Chairs.
You want me to go talk to her?
Copy !req
738. No. No, I'll do it.
Copy !req
739. - Did you get a number?
- No. You still here?
Copy !req
740. Yeah. I got sidetracked.
Copy !req
741. - You could use some help.
- Okay, take rashes.
Copy !req
742. - No, something more permanent.
- Allergies?
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743. Actually, I meant being
your full-time P.A.
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744. I'd like to work with kids for a while.
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745. I'm good at it.
Somehow it seems more worthwhile.
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746. Well, I don't know about that.
Copy !req
747. At least you know whose side
you're on.
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748. You know, I'd love to.
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749. I think I've used up
all my chips with Anspaugh.
Copy !req
750. I've got some pull.
I could work it out.
Copy !req
751. - Great. I'd love that.
- Excellent.
Copy !req
752. Yeah, hi. May I have the transplant
coordinator for UNOS, please?
Copy !req
753. - I paged you twice.
- I don't want to talk yet.
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754. That's too bad
because I deserve an explanation.
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755. If you want me to feel bad, I do.
I'm really disappointed in myself.
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756. You should be.
That's not an explanation.
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757. I don't know how it started.
You thought I could do it.
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758. I wanted to impress you.
It spun out of control. I'm sorry.
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759. What did you think
you were going to accomplish?
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760. I don't know.
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761. - I thought I could learn on my own.
- You can learn on your own.
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762. You don't need to be here, then.
You endangered patients.
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763. You don't need to make me feel bad!
I feel horrible!
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764. That would work
if this was about you.
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765. But down there it's never about you.
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766. Go home. Don't come back
unless you're serious about learning.
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767. If you ever lie to me again,
you can look for another rotation.
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768. What are you doing back here?
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769. Waiting for the grill to heat up.
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770. I thought it was
fend-for-yourself night.
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771. No. I'm sick of fend-for-yourself.
I got us some steaks.
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772. Sounds good.
You got another one of those for me?
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773. What's in the bag?
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774. It's a pregnancy test.
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775. Just to be sure.
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776. No need. I started my period.
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777. Well, I guess I wasted $17.50.
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778. Save it for next time.
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779. I'm kidding. That was a joke.
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780. We dodged a bullet there, didn't we?
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781. - That's good, right?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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782. Although all day, I kept thinking,
"Wow, a kid."
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783. You know, that would really...
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784. change my life.
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785. - Our life. It would change ours.
- Okay. Our lives.
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786. That would be bad, right?
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787. I changed my mind.
I don't want to joke about it.
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788. Maybe I'm not joking.
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