1. A nuclear event would be a tragedy.Copy !req
2. - But also an opportunity.
- Mr. Howard?Copy !req
3. Huge fan.
I'm Henry, but everyone calls me Hank.Copy !req
4. If the American government
needs a handCopy !req
5. in settling our more
international disputes,Copy !req
6. well, they know who to call.Copy !req
7. Are you familiar with Robert House?Copy !req
8. Are you asking me to spy
on the wealthiest man in America?Copy !req
9. Not spy on him.Copy !req
10. Your wife is going to Vegas next weekCopy !req
11. to sell Cold Fusion
to Robert House.Copy !req
12. When the bombs drop,
it'll be Robert HouseCopy !req
13. that presses the button.Copy !req
14. I'm in Vegas these days,
back in your old stomping grounds.Copy !req
15. Trying to pick up
where you all left off.Copy !req
16. When this is all over,
you will be begging me to help you.Copy !req
17. - I was Bud's personal assistant.
- Hm.Copy !req
18. "Future Enterprise Ventures"?Copy !req
19. The whole plan for Vaults 32 and 33?Copy !req
20. Phase 2 was very important
to the experiment.Copy !req
21. I know you think
you being helpfulCopy !req
22. shootin' folks in the kneecaps
and the ass.Copy !req
23. Ah, fuck!Copy !req
24. I'm not gonna apologize
for not murdering people.Copy !req
25. My name is Diane Welch,Copy !req
26. congresswoman
for the District of Glendale.Copy !req
27. I don't think America can affordCopy !req
28. any more corporate influence
in Washington.Copy !req
29. I take it you're not a vet.Copy !req
30. 'Til next time, Mr. Howard.Copy !req
31. Got any cigarettes?
I'd like to try one.Copy !req
32. One addiction at a time.Copy !req
33. Before we start,
there's the small matter of my fee.Copy !req
34. Fusion Core?Copy !req
35. You don't see those
around much anymore, do you?Copy !req
36. Okey-dokey.Copy !req
37. I defer to you
about what to do in this situation.Copy !req
38. Run.Copy !req
39. Do you have any more drugs?
I really think I need some more drugs.Copy !req
40. - You have any more?
- Drugs?Copy !req
41. No, I ain't got any more drugs!Copy !req
42. Okay, then which weapon
would you recommend for this?Copy !req
43. - You got a rocket launcher in that bag?
- Nope.Copy !req
44. So, this is Vegas, huh?Copy !req
45. Yep.Copy !req
46. And those surprisingly smelly
lizard monster bull things?Copy !req
47. Have they always been here?Copy !req
48. Nope.Copy !req
49. Okay.Copy !req
50. I'd ask why my dad
ran into a den of giant monsters,Copy !req
51. but you'd probably just tell me
to shut the fudge up.Copy !req
52. Before the war, there was a plan...Copy !req
53. for a special Vault.Copy !req
54. A Vault for management.Copy !req
55. That's where my wife is.Copy !req
56. Where my daughter is, too.Copy !req
57. You never found it?Copy !req
58. Oh no, I found one, in California.Copy !req
59. It was empty.Copy !req
60. Found another one in Oregon.Copy !req
61. It was empty, too.Copy !req
62. Turns out, there's more than a few
special Vaults for managementCopy !req
63. sprinkled across the Wasteland.Copy !req
64. All of 'em empty.Copy !req
65. But I've never found one in Vegas.Copy !req
66. So, you think if my dad's in there,Copy !req
67. maybe your wife and daughter are, too?Copy !req
68. Uh-huh.Copy !req
69. And now, they're surrounded
by these fuckin' things.Copy !req
70. I think we should just
go in there and get them.Copy !req
71. You can't just waltz
past a pack of Deathclaws.Copy !req
72. They're called Deathclaws?Copy !req
73. Look, I know it's not
an ideal situation, but we—Copy !req
74. Oh, uh, I'm okay. Thank you so much.Copy !req
75. But nothing is, up here, right?Copy !req
76. Now, I'll admit,
I am in an altered mental stateCopy !req
77. but I think we should just
shoot these monsters in the face.Copy !req
78. And frankly, whatever we do,
we need to do it quickly,Copy !req
79. 'cause I am very much out of drugs.Copy !req
80. Take this.Copy !req
81. There's a general store
over there called Sonny's.Copy !req
82. Ask for somethin' called Addictol.Copy !req
83. It'll clean out all that shit
you got runnin' through your veins.Copy !req
84. Hey, maybe they'll have something
to take down one of those lizards.Copy !req
85. I wouldn't bet on it.Copy !req
86. Where are you going?Copy !req
87. To get fucked up.Copy !req
88. Whiskey.Copy !req
89. The bottle.Copy !req
90. Guess you saw them Deathclaw thingsCopy !req
91. come up from Quarry Junction.Copy !req
92. They fightin' around the Strip.Copy !req
93. Big whup.Copy !req
94. Just another fuckin' round
o' change in management's all it is.Copy !req
95. Like one of 'em merry-go-rounds.Copy !req
96. NCR. Legion. NCR. Legion.Copy !req
97. Fuckin' robots.Copy !req
98. No matter to me.Copy !req
99. Always somebody
tryna tell us what to do.Copy !req
100. Long as they don't come 'round
and charge me taxes,Copy !req
101. I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
102. Don't try to charge me taxes, lizard.Copy !req
103. - I'll shoot your goddamn head off.
- Stop...Copy !req
104. talkin'.Copy !req
105. While the government twiddles thumbsCopy !req
106. at the negotiating table
with our communist adversariesCopy !req
107. from across the Pacific,Copy !req
108. Captains of Industry
gather in Las Vegas, Nevada,Copy !req
109. to decide the fate of the free world.Copy !req
110. And the leader of this historic summit?Copy !req
111. Robert Edwin House, founder of RobCo,Copy !req
112. the nation's leading
robotics manufacturer.Copy !req
113. So, what does this titan
of the private sectorCopy !req
114. think about his odds at succeeding
where the government has failed?Copy !req
115. Where I come from, which is America,Copy !req
116. the House always wins.Copy !req
117. Mrs. Howard! Mrs. Howard! Coop! Hey.Copy !req
118. I'm sorry I'm late.
Uh, let me take your bags to the gate.Copy !req
119. It looks like you already
got your hands full.Copy !req
120. Oh! I'm suddenly a very important personCopy !req
121. and a possible assassination target.Copy !req
122. - We'll meet you at the gate, Hank.
- Okay!Copy !req
123. Uh, you go ahead.Copy !req
124. I gotta call my agent.Copy !req
125. Alright.Copy !req
126. Glad you chose to do the right thing.Copy !req
127. Is that what you call killing a man?Copy !req
128. Check the coin return.Copy !req
129. If Robert House gets Cold Fusion,
Vault-Tec gets the bombs.Copy !req
130. This is the only way to stop it.Copy !req
131. - Is this what I think it is?
- You're a soldier.Copy !req
132. You've killed before.Copy !req
133. In uniform.Copy !req
134. Wearing a costume
doesn't make it any better.Copy !req
135. I am giving you the opportunity
to save countless livesCopy !req
136. in exchange for one.Copy !req
137. I think in this case,
the ends justify the means.Copy !req
138. You know, people've been
saying shit like that for years.Copy !req
139. I tell you what.Copy !req
140. I'll stop the exchange.
I'll get your Cold Fusion back.Copy !req
141. But I'm not gonna kill a man to do it.Copy !req
142. Corporate greed
has no place in government!Copy !req
143. Please, remain calm.Copy !req
144. Hey, you sold us out!Copy !req
145. There's a Vault-Tec hotel?Copy !req
146. Your ad campaign has been
an enormous success.Copy !req
147. Yeah. Ah.Copy !req
148. What a crazy world.Copy !req
149. - Hello. I'm a big fan.
- Oh yeah, okay. Sure.Copy !req
150. Private companies shouldn't be allowedCopy !req
151. to unilaterally dictate American policy.Copy !req
152. I deserve to be part of this conversation.Copy !req
153. I'm a United States congresswoman!Copy !req
154. Oh! That's Congresswoman Welch...Copy !req
155. Hey, here.Copy !req
156. - I'm really sorry about that.
- No, it's fine.Copy !req
157. Fighting the good fight
is mostly a series of humiliations.Copy !req
158. Coop?Copy !req
159. Keep at it.Copy !req
160. Oh, I, uh, I need to talk
to those reps from RobCo.Copy !req
161. - Care to join?
- What do you think?Copy !req
162. I'm gonna get a couple of drinks.
Nukatini?Copy !req
163. These government
knuckleheads can't solve anything.Copy !req
164. It's up to us.Copy !req
165. Government should be run like a business.Copy !req
166. Thank you.Copy !req
167. - It's Robert House!
- There he is!Copy !req
168. Mr. House would like to see you.Copy !req
169. Well, howdy, pardner.Copy !req
170. Howdy.Copy !req
171. Right this way!Copy !req
172. Hello!Copy !req
173. I'm Robert House.Copy !req
174. From the fuckin' toilet?Copy !req
175. I apologize, I was just
very eager to meet you.Copy !req
176. Now...Copy !req
177. I know that you came to Vegas to kill me.Copy !req
178. Did you not?Copy !req
179. Die! Die! Die!Copy !req
180. Let's get lucky, shall we?Copy !req
181. Hello, gorgeous.Copy !req
182. How I've missed you.Copy !req
183. I'll admit you'd be disappointed
in how I've behavedCopy !req
184. since we've been apart, but...Copy !req
185. you can't begrudge a man
for filling the void, can you?Copy !req
186. Fully Integrated Security
Technotronic OfficerCopy !req
187. active and reporting for duty.Copy !req
188. That makes two of us.Copy !req
189. Oh, a looky-loo, eh?Copy !req
190. Go watch from behind a shrub or something,
like a civilized pervert.Copy !req
191. Now, where were we?Copy !req
192. How would you like to forget
everything you've ever known?Copy !req
193. Everyone you've ever known?Copy !req
194. Your language and motor skills
will remain intact.Copy !req
195. But every choice you've made,
every moment you've cherished,Copy !req
196. will be completely and utterly removed
from your memory.Copy !req
197. Please. Yes.Copy !req
198. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
199. Ooh.Copy !req
200. Ooh, good gracious!Copy !req
201. Ooh!Copy !req
202. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no!Copy !req
203. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
204. Nooo!Copy !req
205. Let's begin.Copy !req
206. Ew, it's so dirty in here.Copy !req
207. It's like walking on garbage.Copy !req
208. One of these guys
must be the janitor.Copy !req
209. - Guys? We really need—
- Hey, look.Copy !req
210. It's Janice.Copy !req
211. Ugh, still at her desk. Yeesh.Copy !req
212. - She always was a kiss-ass.
- Yeah.Copy !req
213. I need to craft a weapon.Copy !req
214. We should get outta here.Copy !req
215. This is my squat.Copy !req
216. - It's our squat.
- They know what I mean.Copy !req
217. Well, I'll be.Copy !req
218. More Vault Dwellers.Copy !req
219. What do you mean, "more Vault Dwellers"?Copy !req
220. Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
221. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
222. What is making that noise in the elevator?Copy !req
223. Roach farm.Copy !req
224. How big are they?Copy !req
225. Not big enough for market yet,
but they'll get there.Copy !req
226. So, you met my sister?Copy !req
227. Yeah, back in Filly.Copy !req
228. Before the Brotherhood of Steel
burnt it down.Copy !req
229. Had her help a fella from the EnclaveCopy !req
230. get through the Shithole
to some folks from the NCRCopy !req
231. who weren't in town
when Shady Sands blew up.Copy !req
232. Pretty slim odds.Copy !req
233. What with it being Khan country.Copy !req
234. - What?
- Hmm?Copy !req
235. I don't understand what any of that means.Copy !req
236. Oh, I'm sorry. I forget you VaultiesCopy !req
237. don't much care for current events.Copy !req
238. Your sister is dead, honey.Copy !req
239. You don't know that.Copy !req
240. You don't know my sister.Copy !req
241. I know the Wasteland better than you do.Copy !req
242. And I know plenty well what it doesCopy !req
243. to folks as soft as you all are.Copy !req
244. Now, I wanna tell you what I told her.Copy !req
245. And for y'all's sake, I hope you listen.Copy !req
246. Go home, Vaultie.Copy !req
247. Let's go, Barv.Copy !req
248. If you idiots need supplies
for the trip home, help yourselves.Copy !req
249. But don't you touch my roach farm.Copy !req
250. Good luck, dipshits.Copy !req
251. Suddenly, you're a big Samaritan, huh?Copy !req
252. Baby, shut the fuck up.
I'm trying to be a better person.Copy !req
253. - Come on.
- Yeah!Copy !req
254. What are you doing?Copy !req
255. Uh, n...Copy !req
256. I— I just, um...
I came in the wrong door, so...Copy !req
257. Are you... Sonny?Copy !req
258. He left town.Copy !req
259. Okay.Copy !req
260. So...Copy !req
261. he's not in that trash can behind me?Copy !req
262. No.Copy !req
263. That's the guy who tried to rob the place.Copy !req
264. And he's naked.Copy !req
265. So...Copy !req
266. did he come in here naked?Copy !req
267. Yeah.Copy !req
268. I mean, it's not weird for someone
to rob a store naked.Copy !req
269. Lots of people do it, okay?Copy !req
270. Anyway, I'm just gonna be leaving now,Copy !req
271. and you're not gonna shoot me as I go.Copy !req
272. Sir, don't touch that gun.
If you touch that gun,Copy !req
273. I'm gonna have to maim you.Copy !req
274. Sir, I'm sorry, I...Copy !req
275. Oh, gosh.Copy !req
276. Oh.Copy !req
277. Who are you?Copy !req
278. I don't know.Copy !req
279. Mr. Howard.Copy !req
280. I've been following you for some time.Copy !req
281. - Have you?
- Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
282. I'm not a crazed fan of one of your films.Copy !req
283. Unlike Edison and some of the rest,
I don't care for fiction.Copy !req
284. It's not real. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
285. My interest in you, though,
on the other hand...Copy !req
286. well, that does matter.Copy !req
287. - How you figure that?
- Our destinies are, um...Copy !req
288. mathematically intertwined.Copy !req
289. How long have you been
pretending to be this guy?Copy !req
290. About ten years.Copy !req
291. Ten years.Copy !req
292. It's a living.Copy !req
293. Mr. Howard.Copy !req
294. Come down here.Copy !req
295. Let's you and I talk.Copy !req
296. I'm not gonna come down there.Copy !req
297. - Come down here.
- I don't want to come down there.Copy !req
298. Mr. Howard, I was there
with you in Alaska.Copy !req
299. I doubt that very much.Copy !req
300. Not physically, of course.Copy !req
301. I'm not insane.Copy !req
302. But I did license
a piece of software to West Tek,Copy !req
303. which gave me access
to the T-45 Armor you wore.Copy !req
304. So, I saw what you saw.Copy !req
305. I saw it all.Copy !req
306. I saw the demon in the snow.Copy !req
307. And I believe that it's connected
to the future of this great nation.Copy !req
308. And to your wife.Copy !req
309. Like yourself, Mr. Howard,Copy !req
310. I am an apex competitor.Copy !req
311. We are the very best at what we do.Copy !req
312. And what I do, is I know everything.Copy !req
313. I know who is making what technology,Copy !req
314. and I acquire that technology
at the most lucrative momentCopy !req
315. in its span of functionality.Copy !req
316. This week, I'm acquiring
Cold Fusion from Vault-Tec.Copy !req
317. From my wife.Copy !req
318. Correct.Copy !req
319. It will allow me
to stay alive indefinitelyCopy !req
320. in roboticized, non-biological form
and protect Las VegasCopy !req
321. from the coming nuclear war.Copy !req
322. Initiated by my wife.Copy !req
323. Hmm.Copy !req
324. Unclear.Copy !req
325. By Vault-Tec, then?Copy !req
326. No, I doubt that, despite what
we've both heard in that meeting.Copy !req
327. Vault-Tec is a collision of bureaucrats.Copy !req
328. Your wife, though...Copy !req
329. I don't know.Copy !req
330. You said you knew everything.Copy !req
331. I routinely design and run
mathematical paradigmsCopy !req
332. based on global, political,
and socioeconomic conditionsCopy !req
333. in an effort to... predict future events.Copy !req
334. And one spring morning,
the data coalesced,Copy !req
335. and it told me, in no uncertain terms,Copy !req
336. that the world would...Copy !req
337. well, end.Copy !req
338. Calculator told you that?Copy !req
339. The date of the end of the worldCopy !req
340. may not interest you, Mr. Howard.Copy !req
341. But the date the data coalesced might.Copy !req
342. April 14th, 2065, at 5:17 a.m.Copy !req
343. Is that date of any interest to you?Copy !req
344. That's my daughter's birthday.Copy !req
345. Oh, that is vexingly curious, isn't it?Copy !req
346. More curious is that you were not meant
to come to Vegas this weekend.Copy !req
347. Your wife Barbara was meant to come alone.Copy !req
348. The moment that you bought
your ticket to Las Vegas,Copy !req
349. the date the world was going to end...Copy !req
350. jumped forward by one month.Copy !req
351. What are you, a f-fortune teller now?Copy !req
352. I am a mathematician,
a roboticist, and a casino owner.Copy !req
353. And I don't know yet
how you figure into all of this,Copy !req
354. but you most certainly do.Copy !req
355. And I don't like unknown variables.Copy !req
356. Irksome.Copy !req
357. Not knowing exactly how you
play a part in ending the world.Copy !req
358. You know, the...Copy !req
359. person who wanted me to kill you,
you know what they think?Copy !req
360. They think that you are gonna end thingsCopy !req
361. by selling Vault-Tec the weapons it needs.Copy !req
362. No.Copy !req
363. The bombs will not be dropped by me
or any of the idiots at that meeting.Copy !req
364. What I believe...Copy !req
365. I believe there is a...Copy !req
366. another player at the table.Copy !req
367. The same unknown entityCopy !req
368. responsible for your demon in the snow.Copy !req
369. - Who?
- I don't know.Copy !req
370. It's like I said. Irksome.Copy !req
371. As you see, I live my life
by one simple maxim.Copy !req
372. - The House always wins, right?
- And it does.Copy !req
373. I'm making sure of it
using every single pieceCopy !req
374. of technology at my disposal.Copy !req
375. But what if I'm not the House?Copy !req
376. What if someone else is?Copy !req
377. What if you're just a fucking lunatic?Copy !req
378. I'm a lunatic?Copy !req
379. Yeah.Copy !req
380. I would encourage you
to gaze inward, Mr. Howard,Copy !req
381. to your small life,Copy !req
382. spending your days
pretending to be a cowboy,Copy !req
383. while your wife is making
apocalyptic proposalsCopy !req
384. at board meetings,
and I'm building a missile systemCopy !req
385. to defend this glorious city
from what's coming.Copy !req
386. But from whom, Mr. Howard?Copy !req
387. From whom?Copy !req
388. Who ends the world?Copy !req
389. Is it you? What if it is you?Copy !req
390. I don't think you're a cowboy at all, no.Copy !req
391. I think you're a killer!Copy !req
392. I think I know exactly who you are!Copy !req
393. Alright. Comms Room.Copy !req
394. Clark, Pete, with me.Copy !req
395. It's dead.Copy !req
396. Who were you hoping to contact?Copy !req
397. The investors.Copy !req
398. Hey, Clark, you're project manager.
Get this operational, stat.Copy !req
399. Shouldn't take long.Copy !req
400. Hey, Pete, go try that one.Copy !req
401. You okay?Copy !req
402. Sorry.Copy !req
403. You'd think it would have
all hit me at once, but, uh...Copy !req
404. Nope.Copy !req
405. Even if my parents survived the bombs,
they'd be gone by now.Copy !req
406. Same with my friends.Copy !req
407. My cat.Copy !req
408. Your cat have a name?Copy !req
409. His name was Puppy.Copy !req
410. - Puppy the cat.
- It's funny, huh?Copy !req
411. I mean, not right now, I guess.Copy !req
412. Yeah.Copy !req
413. You don't strike me as the kind of personCopy !req
414. who would sign up for a program like this.Copy !req
415. Did you know going in about
the Future Enterprise Ventures?Copy !req
416. Like I said, I just started
this job a week ago.Copy !req
417. But everything these people talked about
sounded pretty nutty to me.Copy !req
418. But you don't remember what they said?Copy !req
419. Nothing about doing something
to the people in Vault 32 or 33?Copy !req
420. No.Copy !req
421. There was this exec.Copy !req
422. Bud's boss? Her name was Barbara Howard.Copy !req
423. She was in charge
of all the Vault proposals.Copy !req
424. Do you know where her office is?Copy !req
425. You're not really
Bud's successor, are you?Copy !req
426. How'd you know?Copy !req
427. Mm.Copy !req
428. Because you're not absolutely nuts?Copy !req
429. Thank you?Copy !req
430. But the rest of them, they are nuts.Copy !req
431. I mean, they bet their whole lives
on Bud AskinsCopy !req
432. and his weird multi-millennial plan.Copy !req
433. If they realize you took that from them,Copy !req
434. there's no telling what they'll do.Copy !req
435. Sorry if that came across
as a little dramatic.Copy !req
436. But in my defense, I did just see
the world end, like, a week ago.Copy !req
437. I could really use a drink.Copy !req
438. Do you want a drink?Copy !req
439. - I've actually never had one.
- Really?Copy !req
440. I'll be right back.Copy !req
441. Future Enterprise Ventures.Copy !req
442. F... E-V.Copy !req
443. Forced Evolutionary Virus.Copy !req
444. You lied to us.Copy !req
445. I think we can say
I am officially done with dru—Copy !req
446. Window.Copy !req
447. Watch it!Copy !req
448. You done?Copy !req
449. Thanks.Copy !req
450. Least I can do, considering.Copy !req
451. Who's that?Copy !req
452. I'll let him explain.Copy !req
453. Hi!Copy !req
454. I was sent here by your father.Copy !req
455. Mr. MacLean is very impressed
that you've followed him this far,Copy !req
456. but he's quite secure
in an underground facility.Copy !req
457. There's no reaching him from here,Copy !req
458. not without his explicit invitation.Copy !req
459. You're gonna walk right back out of here
and lead us to my father, now.Copy !req
460. Unfortunately, I don't have permission.Copy !req
461. Mr. MacLean is watching over
this gentleman's wife and daughter.Copy !req
462. They are quite peacefully
resting in stasis.Copy !req
463. And wouldn't it be a shame if Mr. MacLeanCopy !req
464. had to terminate that slumber prematurely?Copy !req
465. They almost assuredly
wouldn't survive the process.Copy !req
466. Don't listen to him.
Whatever it is, we can't trust him.Copy !req
467. However, Mr. MacLean
is willing to make a deal,Copy !req
468. one family's safety for another's.Copy !req
469. Mr. MacLean will leave your wife
and daughterCopy !req
470. safe and sound in their cryo chambersCopy !req
471. if you bring his daughter
back to the safety of her Vault.Copy !req
472. - What?
- Your father is in the processCopy !req
473. of setting certain plans in motion.Copy !req
474. He'd like it if you'd be able
to wait it out,Copy !req
475. safe and sound, back at home.Copy !req
476. Do you accept?Copy !req
477. You can't actually be considering this.Copy !req
478. Lucy, I brought you here to bargain with.Copy !req
479. This is the bargain.Copy !req
480. We were actually
beginning to get along.Copy !req
481. Yeah.Copy !req
482. Mm, wonderful!Copy !req
483. I'll inform management
that you made an agreeable decision.Copy !req
484. Good afternoon.Copy !req
485. Take a nap.Copy !req
486. When you wake up, you'll be home.Copy !req
487. Couldn't be helped.Copy !req
488. Family's a fucked-up thing.Copy !req
489. Oh, my God. Cooper Howard!
Can I have a kiss?Copy !req
490. You have to ride the missile!Copy !req
491. I thought we were friends.Copy !req
492. We need to talk.Copy !req
493. My little Sugarbomb.Copy !req