1. Previously on "Final Space"...Copy !req
2. After five years of jail time
alone on a prison ship,Copy !req
3. our hero Gary made not one,
but two friends.Copy !req
4. One is a planet-killer,
the other a deadly bounty hunter.Copy !req
5. And both of them lead right
back to the Lord Commander,Copy !req
6. who's kind of a jerk-face.
Well, guess what?Copy !req
7. We're off to a great start,
so buckle up those butt cheeks,Copy !req
8. 'cause things are about to get heavy.Copy !req
9. Gary, you have eight
minutes of oxygen left.Copy !req
10. H.U.E., if you had
eight minutes to liveCopy !req
11. and you could do anything
you wanted, what would you do?Copy !req
12. Facticulating.
Ahh.Copy !req
13. I would transfer my A.I.
into a corporeal beingCopy !req
14. and go see Paris.Copy !req
15. Oh, that's lame!
I mean, wow. Super... cool.Copy !req
16. What would you do, Gary?Copy !req
17. Absolutely anything.
And I mean anything with Quinn.Copy !req
18. I mean, we could watch
"Space Drive" for all I care.Copy !req
19. I'm sorry things
turned out this way.Copy !req
20. Crap happens.Copy !req
21. 1x02 - Chapter TwoCopy !req
22. Quinn, it's me, Gary. Things
have been great on my end.Copy !req
23. I made what I believe to be
a potential new friend.Copy !req
24. Yes, he boarded the ship to kill meCopy !req
25. and take my little green ball friend,Copy !req
26. but Avocato is one
great card player.Copy !req
27. Any more cards
and I will shoot myself.Copy !req
28. I'm gonna shoot you
if you don't play cards.Copy !req
29. - I'll let you shoot me.
- Um, oh ... real...Copy !req
30. - Well, then I'm gonna shoot myself!
- W-What? Why?Copy !req
31. Frickin' figure it out.
Figure it out.Copy !req
32. And our newest member
is this little guy!Copy !req
33. - His name's Mooncake.
- Ooh!Copy !req
34. Everyone loves him.Copy !req
35. That little green snot-ball is
a planet-destroying super-weaponCopy !req
36. that's gonna get us killed.Copy !req
37. You, sir, just stepped over the line.Copy !req
38. Mooncake has feelings.Copy !req
39. And you just peed all over them
with your cat whiz.Copy !req
40. Yep. Things have been
going pretty great.Copy !req
41. Get back to me. No rush.Copy !req
42. It's just I haven't talked
to a human lady personCopy !req
43. in, like, five years.Copy !req
44. Well, yours forever.
Thunder bandit!Copy !req
45. Message sent.
I crushed it... again!Copy !req
46. Quinn.Copy !req
47. Hey, Quinn, it's Tribor.Copy !req
48. An Infinity Guard ship has crashed.Copy !req
49. How did it crash, we don't know.
We need you on the scene.Copy !req
50. On my way.Copy !req
51. Ha. Oh, mama.
Oh, boy. Oh!Copy !req
52. Unauthorized scan detected.Copy !req
53. What's ya doing, Gary?Copy !req
54. Gotcha.
Lord Commander ... agh!Copy !req
55. Hmm.
Set course for Tera Con Prime.Copy !req
56. What the heck is this thing?Copy !req
57. - A Ventrexian stealth probe ... Turk.
- Of course, "Turk."Copy !req
58. Who the hell is Turk?Copy !req
59. A bounty hunter ... like me.
If he scanned Mooncake,Copy !req
60. he'll be on his way back
to the Lord CommanderCopy !req
61. - to gather reinforcements.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
62. - Unless we stop him first.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
63. It we don't,
they will capture Mooncake.Copy !req
64. - Unh-nh.
- And take us to the Dark Zone.Copy !req
65. Unh-nh.
And torture us with zargon slugs.Copy !req
66. - Unh-nh.
- Or we're gonna suffer painCopy !req
67. - and anguish for eternity.
- Oh.Copy !req
68. And the only way to
stop them is with salt.Copy !req
69. - Oh.
- And there's no saltCopy !req
70. - in the Dark Zone.
- Hmm.Copy !req
71. Sounds like I got these
buttery buns into a hot vise.Copy !req
72. - How do I stop them?
- You don't.Copy !req
73. But together, we've got a shot.Copy !req
74. Get me out of these cuffs,
and we'll go after him.Copy !req
75. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, cowboy!Copy !req
76. You tried to kill me!Copy !req
77. If you want me to trust you,
first we clasp.Copy !req
78. - I'm not doing that.
- Oh, yes, you will. You will do that.Copy !req
79. We've enjoyed recreational
cards together.Copy !req
80. This is the next step.
A hand-to-hand bond that forgesCopy !req
81. the completion of a newfound trust.Copy !req
82. We don't have to get balls
to the wind naked, do we?Copy !req
83. Tradition demands yes.
But you're lucky.Copy !req
84. I'm more of a progressive.Copy !req
85. Trust mode engaged.Copy !req
86. It's been five years
since I've been off this ship!Copy !req
87. I am pumped for adventure!
Let's get this guy!Copy !req
88. H.U.E., open the airlock.Copy !req
89. You are a prisoner.Copy !req
90. How will I know you won't run?Copy !req
91. - I got nowhere to g...
- Inject.Copy !req
92. Ow!
What the freak was that?Copy !req
93. If you are not back aboard
this ship in five hours,Copy !req
94. your brain will go into
convulsive spasms and then explode.Copy !req
95. - Let's go!
- Shouldn't we take Mooncake?Copy !req
96. It's too dangerous.
Make haste, make haste!Copy !req
97. I'll miss you, bud. Be good.Copy !req
98. And don't whiz on any of my stuff.Copy !req
99. Oh, oh!
Street meat!Copy !req
100. They got street meat, Avocato!Copy !req
101. - Focus.
- Okay, I'm focused.Copy !req
102. All right, we're getting Turk.Copy !req
103. For the galaxy, for eternity,
for Lord Commander.Copy !req
104. You're lucky that we
even made it here.Copy !req
105. They don't take kindly
to Homo Sapiens.Copy !req
106. Now let's go to Tier 24
and get you identification papers.Copy !req
107. - I don't need papers.
- Or they'll liquify you.Copy !req
108. Did you just say liquify?
Or was that a brain spasm?Copy !req
109. I-Is it happening?
Oh, my crap, it's happening.Copy !req
110. Or we'll kill you.Copy !req
111. Gary, stay close.Copy !req
112. Right, don't worry.
I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
113. - Gary!
- Getting some street meat!Copy !req
114. Identification papers!Copy !req
115. Um, I must have left them in, um...Copy !req
116. We got a runner.Copy !req
117. - Maybe we should get some papers.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
118. Welcome to the hangar bay!Copy !req
119. But I call it the tiger's nest.
And I bet you're wondering why.Copy !req
120. - Well, okay, I'll tell you.
- Whoo!Copy !req
121. Uh, excuse me, can I help you?Copy !req
122. Uh, hello.
Run away! Run away!Copy !req
123. Ahh. Avocato,
it's so good to see you.Copy !req
124. What brings you to my
little shop of doo-dads?Copy !req
125. Cut the crap, Clarence!Copy !req
126. Yeah, cut the crap, Clarence.Copy !req
127. - We need papers.
- That's right, papers.Copy !req
128. Well, papers are not cheap.Copy !req
129. - Oh!
- Neither is your life, and I saved that.Copy !req
130. Yes, right, I suppose you did.Copy !req
131. But this is the last time.
Your papers are easy.Copy !req
132. - But this primate...
- Hey!Copy !req
133. is gonna be much more difficult.Copy !req
134. - Get your finger out of my tummy.
- Ooh! It speaks.Copy !req
135. I guess you can train anything.Copy !req
136. I'll touch you any time
I wish, primate!Copy !req
137. Hmph.Copy !req
138. Yes, no, not that one.
Hold on a second.Copy !req
139. Down here at the bottom, possibly.
Oh, yes, here we go.Copy !req
140. - Skin of a dead Hooblat.
- I have to get in this thing?Copy !req
141. It's like a slippery pita pocket.Copy !req
142. You want to be liquefied
and have MooncakeCopy !req
143. and the Galaxy 1 destroyed?Copy !req
144. No, h...
how the hell do you know that?Copy !req
145. It's everywhere.
It's all anyone's talking about.Copy !req
146. Huh.Copy !req
147. Get in the skin!Copy !req
148. For Mooncake.Copy !req
149. Oh, my God, it's so warm!Copy !req
150. Oh, it's ... and wet! Oh.Copy !req
151. It actually kind of
feels kind of nice,Copy !req
152. like a pair of warm,
wet house slippers.Copy !req
153. It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
154. I know.
It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
155. I wish there was sense.
Where did all the sense go?Copy !req
156. I don't get it.
It's an Imperium T3.Copy !req
157. - These things don't crash.
- They don't crash, you're right.Copy !req
158. It doesn't make any sense.
Why would it crash?Copy !req
159. Tribor, look me in the eye.Copy !req
160. - Now shut up.
- I should shut up.Copy !req
161. - Why do I keep talking?
- Are you reading this?Copy !req
162. The gravitational
constant is shifting.Copy !req
163. - I am seeing it. I am!
- A disturbance this strongCopy !req
164. can literally tear the universe apart.Copy !req
165. Intruder alert.Copy !req
166. Initiating anti-gravity
countermeasures.Copy !req
167. Sames, initiate defense sequence.Copy !req
168. Anyway, I'm kind of in charge
of security around here,Copy !req
169. which brings me to a big ask.Copy !req
170. Could you go out there
and get me a cookie?Copy !req
171. - Chocli.
- Score!Copy !req
172. All right, I'll stay here
and guard the fort.Copy !req
173. How do I look?
Be honest.Copy !req
174. - I'd give you a 2.
- Just a 2?Copy !req
175. Get my hair done
or something, you know.Copy !req
176. - How about no?
- No, seriously, I could get highlights.Copy !req
177. - I could get ombre hair, you know?
- I can't believe it.Copy !req
178. Believe it, because this
ombre hair is happening.Copy !req
179. - No. Turk!
- Oh, crap, it is Turk.Copy !req
180. What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?Copy !req
181. - Let's go.
- Let's go.Copy !req
182. Hmm.Copy !req
183. Thought you could rat us out, huh?Copy !req
184. How the hell are you, you old bag?Copy !req
185. Okay. That just hurts.Copy !req
186. Avocato!Copy !req
187. - No!
- Give me one reasonCopy !req
188. I don't kill you right now for
leaving me to die on that ship!Copy !req
189. Because I know where your son is.Copy !req
190. My son?
Where? Where is he?Copy !req
191. - Holding cell 43.
- He's... he's here?Copy !req
192. - Now let me go.
- I'll let you go.Copy !req
193. I'll let you go to Hell.Copy !req
194. I'm coming, Avocato.Copy !req
195. Melanie Duinger, level 4.Copy !req
196. Melanie Du...
what ... what?Copy !req
197. Aah! Oh!Copy !req
198. - Mommy!
- Mommy!Copy !req
199. - You're back!
- I sure am!Copy !req
200. - Oh, no!
- Melanie!Copy !req
201. Oh, they told us you were dead!Copy !req
202. Oh! Everything with your
sister was a mistake.Copy !req
203. Oh, my crap.Copy !req
204. Sit tight.Copy !req
205. I can't hear you.Copy !req
206. I messed up.
I messed up bad!Copy !req
207. But I'm not gonna
leave you here. I promise.Copy !req
208. I'll do whatever it takes.Copy !req
209. No, Dad! Dad, run!
It's a trap!Copy !req
210. Dad, watch out!Copy !req
211. Dad, Dad, Dad, no!Copy !req
212. Take him
to the Lord Commander.Copy !req
213. I love Mommy more!Copy !req
214. No, I love Mommy more!Copy !req
215. Okay, just, uh ... stop ...Copy !req
216. keep ... stop tugging
too hard, babies.Copy !req
217. Melanie? Oh, God!Copy !req
218. So you probably have
a few questions.Copy !req
219. Get out of here, you maniac!Copy !req
220. Hyah!Copy !req
221. Huh!Copy !req
222. Avocato!Copy !req
223. The clasp of friends.Copy !req
224. Only two hours till my brain
shoots out of my eyes.Copy !req
225. I gotta move fast.Copy !req
226. Sir, there's an emergency.Copy !req
227. We need to ground all Infinity
Guard cruisers immediately.Copy !req
228. What?
Not again, Quinn.Copy !req
229. There's a cosmic disaster taking place.Copy !req
230. - We need to find out what's causing ...
- Quinn, shut up!Copy !req
231. The Imperium T3 crashed
because of human error.Copy !req
232. Yeah? Tell that to science.
You're an idiot.Copy !req
233. - Back me up, Captain.
- Time to leave, Quinn.Copy !req
234. Okay.
The Captain is also an idiot.Copy !req
235. Lieutenant?Copy !req
236. You're all idiots!
Idiots, idiots!Copy !req
237. Are you idiots?
Why would you all be idiots?Copy !req
238. I think you're all very smart.Copy !req
239. Well, I gotta go.Copy !req
240. Stop!
Stop, or I will be forced to...Copy !req
241. Manual override of A.I.
H.U.E. disabled...Copy !req
242. Avocato.
We had a deal.Copy !req
243. You promised me E-351Copy !req
244. and you failed... again.Copy !req
245. Trust me, I can do this.
I'm close.Copy !req
246. Ooh! Ooh, hurray.
When will it be mine?Copy !req
247. Wait, are you hiding it on you?
Is this a game?Copy !req
248. - I love games.
- I don't have it.Copy !req
249. But I can get you
the man who does.Copy !req
250. His name is Gary.Copy !req
251. I get you him, you give
me back my son.Copy !req
252. No deal.Copy !req
253. There you are!
What a day I've had, man.Copy !req
254. I-I think I destroyed a family.Copy !req
255. Oh.
So how about we get out of here?Copy !req
256. You must be the Gary.Copy !req
257. Okay...
Actually, it's just Gary.Copy !req
258. - The Gary.
- Just Gary.Copy !req
259. You know, just ...
just ... there's no...Copy !req
260. Where's this "the" coming from?Copy !req
261. Well, this has been great.
But... Avocato, run!Copy !req
262. I haven't introduced myself.Copy !req
263. I am the Lord Commander.Copy !req
264. Oh, is that you?
That's fantastic.Copy !req
265. But we really gotta ... Avocato!Copy !req
266. You have something of mine,
and I want it!Copy !req
267. Come here, the Gary.Copy !req
268. What is going on?
Oh, God!Copy !req
269. Okay, this is ...
it's nice to be wanted.Copy !req
270. But this is ...
this is too much want.Copy !req
271. Are you going to give me E-351,Copy !req
272. or should I tear you
limb from limb?Copy !req
273. Avocato, a little help.
Oh! Oh!Copy !req
274. Avocato, the clasp of friends!Copy !req
275. Please, man! Avocato!Copy !req
276. Friend mode!
Engaged!Copy !req
277. Friend?
He was just betraying you.Copy !req
278. Untrue. We clasped hands.
Right, bro?Copy !req
279. I was desperate, man.
I was trying to save my son.Copy !req
280. Oh, my God!Copy !req
281. You idiot!
That's my freakin' arm!Copy !req
282. You just ripped the thing off!
Aah!Copy !req
283. Oh, my God!
Oh, what the freak?Copy !req
284. I'm spraying all my blood!Copy !req
285. I am going to murder your face off!Copy !req
286. - I will murder your face on?
- That doesn't make any sense!Copy !req
287. - Run! Come on!
- Oh!Copy !req
288. After them!Copy !req
289. - Oh, there's so many stairs!
- Quit talking, you idiot!Copy !req
290. Why are there so many stairs?Copy !req
291. - Gary, I can't leave my son.
- Oh, we're going, all right ...Copy !req
292. and fast ... before
my brain explodes!Copy !req
293. We're not gonna make it
back to the transporter.Copy !req
294. Looks like we got a new ride.Copy !req
295. Okay, not ideal, but still a ride.
Oh, come on!Copy !req
296. - I don't even know what that is.
- Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi.Copy !req
297. Crap it hard!Copy !req
298. - We jump to the catwalk.
- Are you insane?Copy !req
299. No, I'm super insane.Copy !req
300. Oh my God!Copy !req
301. Attaboys.
I'll need that suit back.Copy !req
302. - We're falling! Oh, my gosh!
- What... ahhh!Copy !req
303. Oh, my God, David, kids!
It's me, your mother!Copy !req
304. No, my arm!
I forgot my arm back up there!Copy !req
305. This is no good!
H.U.E., pick up, pick up!Copy !req
306. - Are those what I think they are?
- Viper turrets.Copy !req
307. Okay, that's not good.
That's not good!Copy !req
308. - Quick, hug me.
- Hug you?Copy !req
309. - Hug a friend!
- What?Copy !req
310. Hug me!
Oh, we're hugging!Copy !req
311. H.U.E.?
H.U.E., come in!Copy !req
312. Quinn.
Quinn, where are you going?Copy !req
313. To the first Hawk I can jack.
Something big is happening,Copy !req
314. and I'm not waiting
while command sits around,Copy !req
315. twiddling their wieners.
Maybe I can't stop it,Copy !req
316. but I'm going to find out what it is.
Cover for me.Copy !req
317. Why would they be twiddling
their wieners? Why?Copy !req
318. Wait, I'm gonna need six cookies.Copy !req
319. And another one.
So seven ... eight cookies.Copy !req
320. Wait, nine cookies!Copy !req
321. I guess I better give him a hand.Copy !req
322. KVN, you're going to have
to save the Galaxy 1 someday.Copy !req
323. Inside of you now is the answer.Copy !req
324. Hey, Mooncake.
My name is Nightfall.Copy !req
325. Don't let Gary die because of you.Copy !req
326. H.U.E.!
Come in, H.U.E.!Copy !req
327. Arrr... yes, Gary?Copy !req
328. What the crap, H.U.E.?
I've been calling you.Copy !req
329. We need you to
scoop us up A.S.A.P.P.!Copy !req
330. On my way, Gary.Copy !req
331. He-e-ey...
Gary, your arm is gone.Copy !req
332. Oh, my gosh.
Is it? Really?Copy !req
333. I know my arm is gone, you
decaying pile of fecal matter!Copy !req
334. Now get this thing
out of my head, H.U.E.Copy !req
335. Oh. It was never going
to explode, Gary.Copy !req
336. That's just my sense of humor.Copy !req
337. You make one joke in five years,
and that is the one you tell?Copy !req
338. Timing... is everything, Gary.Copy !req
339. Hmm.
Whoo.Copy !req
340. My arm! My arm!Copy !req
341. Interesting. We can surgically
implant an animatronic arm on you.Copy !req
342. Gary, while you were
gone, an intruder ...Copy !req
343. Shut your face hole, KVN.
Didn't you just hear the news?Copy !req
344. I'm getting a robot arm.Copy !req
345. But someone will need to
perform the procedure, Gary.Copy !req
346. I'll do it.Copy !req
347. You?Copy !req
348. Create temporary arterial shunt.Copy !req
349. I thought we were gonna be
like super friends, man.Copy !req
350. I've had one mission for
the past three years, Gary,Copy !req
351. - and that is to find my son.
- You should have told me.Copy !req
352. We did the clasp of friends.Copy !req
353. I would have straight-up
helped you get your son back.Copy !req
354. What? Why?
You barely know me.Copy !req
355. Yo, we played nine hours
of cards together.Copy !req
356. That might not mean something
to you, but it did to me.Copy !req
357. Expose bone for plating.Copy !req
358. Friends help each other through thickCopy !req
359. and thin and thinner and nothing.Copy !req
360. I have nothing to give in return.Copy !req
361. Yeah, you do, yo.
Your friendship, yo.Copy !req
362. I've been stuck here for so long
with just freakin' robots.Copy !req
363. Look robot, robot, robot,
robot, robot, robot!Copy !req
364. - Freakin' robot.
- That's the refrigerator, Gary.Copy !req
365. Really? Because
I've had some serious,Copy !req
366. dark conversations with that thing.
I knows everything about me.Copy !req
367. Keep your mouth shut,
you lying robot!Copy !req
368. Micro-vascular transplant
coverage complete.Copy !req
369. It's an unconventional way
to start a friendship, but ...Copy !req
370. - Hmm?
- Shh!Copy !req
371. No words. Only clasps.Copy !req
372. - Bro, you being real this time?
- As real as it gets, baby.Copy !req
373. Then I promise you,
we will get your son back.Copy !req
374. - And keep Mooncake safe.
- And murder that guy's face off.Copy !req
375. I don't think that's a great idea.Copy !req
376. - Real raw friendship mode engaged.
- Ooh!Copy !req
377. Where you're going,
your father will never find you.Copy !req