1. - Get ready for a "Game Changer."
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2. Tonight's guests, a
penny for your thoughts,
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3. it's Becca Scott.
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4. - Hey.
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5. - Do you come here osten?
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6. Ostentatia that is,
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7. it's Izzy Roland.
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8. Don't worry, her bark stock
is worse than her bite stock,
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9. it's Erika Ishii.
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10. And you're host, me, I've
been here the whole time.
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11. This is "Game Changer."
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12. The only game show where
the game changes every show.
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13. I am your host, Sam Reich,
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14. I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants.
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15. Now you all understand how the game works.
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16. - Don't do that.
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17. - Don't do what?
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18. - Not to me.
- We don't know.
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19. - That's right, our players have no idea
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20. what game it is they're about to play.
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21. The only way to learn is by playing.
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22. The only way to win is by learning,
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23. and the only way to begin is by beginning.
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24. So without further ado,
let's begin, Becca.
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25. - Sam.
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26. Oh, I go?
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27. Show us your butt.
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28. - Is that how you play?
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29. - Is that or can I do a...
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30. You still said my name.
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31. This is like my dream every night.
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32. Are you booing me?
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33. - I've done a commercial
audition like this once.
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34. - How am I doing?
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35. - You're doing great, Becca.
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36. - Oh, god!
(crowd booing)
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37. Don't open that.
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38. He's doing this to me.
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39. - A quick glimpse behind the scenes.
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40. - This is like-
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41. - This is intense acting.
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42. Stop being mean to my friend.
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43. - Yeah, this is very negative.
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44. - Izzy.
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45. Okay, I will avenge you.
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46. - Thank you.
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47. Seriously, don't open the fridge.
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48. - Izzy taking no chances
right off the bat.
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49. - Everyone's favorite guest star.
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50. - Honey, I'm home.
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51. - You're doing great.
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52. - You are, you're doing just great.
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53. Sorry that the crowd thinks otherwise.
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54. - Don't.
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55. Not that one.
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56. - It was laughing a little bit.
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57. - A little bit.
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58. - Okay, so you're getting
warmer, you're getting warmer.
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59. The phone?
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60. Try the phone.
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61. Okay, not the phone.
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62. The sink?
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63. No?
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64. - Yeah, yeah, yeah?
- Just be sassy.
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65. - That's working for me.
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66. - It smells like mildew.
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67. - That's 'cause I opened the fridge.
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68. I really meant it, don't open the fridge.
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69. - Is there something on the calendar?
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70. - It's the pen, write
the date we fell in love.
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71. - Yes, yes!
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72. - What happens in September?
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73. - What's today?
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74. - The 7th!
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75. - That is one point for Izzy.
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76. - Jesus fucking Christ.
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77. - You did it.
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78. - Erika?
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79. - So I know what the
game is, live in a house.
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80. - I don't know how to do
that, I'm a millennial.
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81. This is hard.
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82. - Oh, ha ha ha.
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83. - Hello?
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84. - Oh, call me.
(crowd laughs)
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85. - Six, nine, four, 20.
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86. - Yeah, 69, 420.
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87. - Oh, dial 999.
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88. Nine, nine, nine.
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89. No, okay?
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90. - Hello, Erika?
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91. - Becca, hello?
- Oh my god.
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92. - Hi.
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93. - Did you see what Izzy
wore to the sock hop.
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94. - Come on!
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95. - Oh my god, no way.
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96. I super love saddle shoes.
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97. - Gonna buzz you out, Erika.
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98. Becca.
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99. - The phone, I think.
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100. You have to do something with the phone.
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101. - Hi, Mom.
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102. No, I'm being embarrassed publicly.
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103. It'll be all right.
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104. Say, do you have your
pot roast recipe handy?
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105. Okay, well, I've lost mine.
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106. I put it in the fridge
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107. and anything in there turns
to mildew immediately.
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108. Look, if I wanted to trick a man
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109. into marrying me, is the pot roast enough
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110. or do we need souffle?
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111. Anyway, Mom, I gotta go.
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112. - That is a point for Becca.
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113. - Sorry, Mom.
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114. All right, then.
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115. - Izzy.
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116. - I can't.
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117. I actually can't.
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118. Okay.
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119. - Feels emptier by now, doesn't it?
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120. - My college boyfriend wrote
a play like this one time.
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121. - Oh my, I'm so sorry.
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122. - It was okay.
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123. - Boo, bitch.
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124. I hate you.
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125. I've had a lot of dreams like this.
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126. Ha ha, hate it, okay.,
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127. Phone again?
(crowd boos)
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128. Boo.
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129. Plant?
(crowd boos)
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130. Did y'all like something over here?
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131. No.
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132. - Well, what do you do when
you're having a dinner party?
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133. - You mark the date, you go ah!
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134. You walk back to the fridge.
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135. - Hold your breath.
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136. - That is a point for Izzy.
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137. - Should I stay?
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138. - No, I think you can probably
go back to your podium.
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139. Erika.
- Sam?
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140. - What have we learned?
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141. 30 seconds on the clock, and go.
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142. - Oh, okay.
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143. - 10 seconds.
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144. Six.
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145. - I told you.
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146. - And that's it.
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147. - Fuck!
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148. - Becca, what have we learned?
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149. - I think we all learned today
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150. that sometimes in your life,
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151. you just need to eat a radish?
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152. You need to walk towards the fridge,
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153. you need to not say no.
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154. You need to mark with a pen.
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155. On the calendar.
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156. - And that is it, Becca, sorry.
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157. Which means it'll go to you, Izzy.
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158. 30 seconds on the clock.
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159. - You've just gotta do the thing.
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160. - We've learned today is September 7th
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161. and we've learned that we
have to check on the phone.
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162. Ah!
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163. And we've learned that you
gotta get in the fridge.
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164. Okay, get in it.
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165. - That point goes to Izzy as well.
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166. - I'm not getting back in there!
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167. I'm not getting back in there.
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168. I'm a grown woman.
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169. - I'm a grown woman is an
incredible statement to make
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170. on this show.
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171. - Nobody here controls me.
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172. - Not even the laughter, Izzy?
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173. - Oh, he got you there.
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174. - I threw a water bottle at you once, Sam,
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175. don't make me do it again.
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176. - That is true.
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177. I'm not sure if that was caught on camera,
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178. but that is true.
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179. Moving on to round two.
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180. Erika, that's you.
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181. - That was only one round?
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182. I thought we did it.
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183. - You thought it's over.
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184. - That was it, we did
it, we did all of it.
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185. - We changed the game.
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186. - You deserve it.
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187. - Oh yeah, good prance.
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188. - Over here, go this way.
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189. - Oh, plants are funny.
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190. - Ha, ha, ha!
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191. Smash it on the ground.
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192. - Yes!
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193. - What?
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194. - That is a point for Erika.
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195. - Of course, the one that I figure out
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196. is the one where you
have to smash something.
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197. - Sure.
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198. - How could I not?
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199. - How could you not?
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200. - No half points for sort of whispering?
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201. - Becca, that's all you.
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202. - Okay, well, plants been smashed.
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203. - I assume that it's
very, "I Love Lucy" style.
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204. Anything that they do on
"Honeymooners" or "I Love Lucy."
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205. - Beat their wives?
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206. Oh, ha, ha.
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207. - You know, that's not correct,
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208. but I really liked it.
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209. - That's fine.
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210. Oh, there was a laugh here?
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211. - Yeah.
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212. - Maybe they'll be less
moldy if I do this.
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213. - That'd be really cool, wouldn't it?
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214. - Lemons, pick them up.
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215. - Maybe pull the lemons
out, see if there's anything
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216. in them.
- Smash it.
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217. - Smash it.
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218. - It's a nice pot, I can't.
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219. - Oh, don't.
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220. - Throw them lemons on
the ground or something.
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221. - Juggle the lemons.
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222. You can juggle.
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223. - Obviously.
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224. We all know I can juggle.
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225. - Is there anything in the lemons?
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226. - Are they real?
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227. Bite it.
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228. - That was it.
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229. Becca, that was exactly it.
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230. Way to go.
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231. Izzy, it's your go.
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232. - Okay.
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233. Smells great.
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234. - Oh.
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235. - Come on.
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236. - At this point we feel
robbed if we don't get it.
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237. - Yeah.
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238. - Lemons, we did.
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239. - There's towel stuff.
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240. - Towels.
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241. Boo.
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242. If you make me get in the fridge again.
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243. - I really hope that's it.
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244. - I was about to make that same joke.
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245. - Top?
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246. Boo, bottom.
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247. Don't you.
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248. - Oh!
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249. - Delicious.
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250. - Are you happy?
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251. - That is an
additional point for Izzy.
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252. - Yes, family, college was worth it.
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253. - I'm a trained rat in a laboratory.
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254. - My liberal arts education
really came through.
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255. - Erika, with 60 seconds on the clock,
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256. let's review.
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257. - I think we've all learned
something here today.
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258. We learned that it is September the 7th,
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259. and that let's see-
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260. - The phone.
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261. - Oh god, oh god, the phone,
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262. and then we gotta yell in the phone.
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263. Ah!
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264. And get in the fridge.
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265. Oh, it smells so bad in here.
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266. Oh, god.
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267. We smashed the pot.
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268. We ate a lemon.
- It's not good.
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269. - Wow, shit.
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270. - That is a point for Erika.
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271. Wow.
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272. - The hottest person I've ever met.
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273. - The points headed into round three,
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274. Becca with two, Izzy with
four, Erika with two.
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275. Right now neck and neck
between Erika and Becca.
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276. - I don't think that's
how neck and neck works.
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277. Neck and neck for second.
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278. - Players, if you would do me a favor
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279. of putting on your goggles just in case.
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280. - Uh oh.
- My ass.
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281. There's shit in my ass.
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282. - I didn't know if they were
just optional before, but now.
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283. - Becca.
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284. - Who me?
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285. - In the kitchen?
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286. - Something gross.
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287. - This is the messy thing
and I am wearing goggles.
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288. - Okay, see if he likes it.
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289. - Maybe I'll just do it anyway.
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290. - That is a point for Becca.
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291. - Oh, it's so we don't get
shards in our eyeballs.
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292. It's not a messy thing.
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293. - Izzy, we're back with you.
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294. - Okay.
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295. - Becca catching up to you.
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296. - And I love that for her.
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297. - You got this.
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298. - We've figured this out.
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299. - Now I'm wearing open-toed shoes.
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300. - What are you touching?
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301. I'm gonna boo you, that would
be fun though, wouldn't it?
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302. - What about?
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303. Okay.
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304. These feel weak.
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305. - Ha!
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306. Do it, do it, do it!
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307. - Oh gosh.
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308. - So good.
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309. - That did something for me.
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310. - We're all hooking up after this.
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311. - That is a point for Izzy,
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312. bringing Izzy to five.
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313. - All right, maybe over here.
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314. We over at the table?
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315. - Yeah.
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316. - Okay.
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317. - I wonder what he wants you to do.
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318. - The whole game can't
just be smashy smashy.
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319. - Can it?
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320. - Can't it?
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321. - For you, Sam.
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322. - That is so nice.
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323. - Careful, there's ketchup on it.
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324. - This is the nicest thing
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325. that anyone's ever done for me.
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326. - That is a point-
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327. - It couldn't have been that simple.
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328. - For Erika.
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329. - Here we are.
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330. - Becca again.
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331. - Okay.
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332. Well, I tried to have a dinner party.
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333. But I had some issues.
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334. - Ha, ha, ha.
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335. - What is it?
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336. - It's the plumbing.
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337. - Yes, I want her to fix the sink.
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338. - It's a fire extinguisher.
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339. - I'm so jealous.
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340. This has been my dream.
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341. - When's the all three at once turn?
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342. Literally, the width is bigger than Becca.
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343. - You gotta pull the pin.
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344. - Do what?
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345. Oh, the pin.
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346. Now!
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347. Save some for me!
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348. - Yes, Becca, that is correct.
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349. That is a point for you.
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350. - I didn't even need the
point, it was very satisfying.
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351. - Oh!
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352. - Izzy.
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353. - It's time to review.
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354. - Okay, we go (babbles).
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355. It's the 7th, okay?
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356. It's the 7th.
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357. - Get in.
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358. Oh, it's nasty.
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359. - She loves that fridge.
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360. - And then the lemon.
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361. - Holy god.
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362. - Plate.
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363. Chair.
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364. - Five seconds left.
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365. You got it!
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366. That is all yours, Izzy.
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367. - Well done.
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368. - That is an additional point for Izzy,
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369. bringing Izzy to six.
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370. - I think that's the
hardest part of the game.
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371. - Yeah, it's bogus that
that's not worth more.
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372. - That is a great point in retrospect.
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373. - This isn't the sort of game
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374. where you can change the rules.
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375. - The delivery on that.
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376. - For this next and final action
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377. will you please put on your raincoats
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378. which you will find in the
drawers inside your podiums.
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379. - Are we gonna kill somebody?
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380. - Erika, I believe I'm with you.
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381. - Oh god, it's hot.
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382. All right.
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383. Not here?
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384. All right.
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385. - Ketchup and mustard.
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386. - No, it's not the ketchup and mustard.
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387. - Banana?
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388. - Banana?
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389. - I like the way you're thinking, but-
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390. - But no.
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391. What else is there?
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392. - You're breaking the fourth wall.
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393. - Ha, ha, ha.
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394. - Okay, all right.
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395. We're going back here.
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396. No.
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397. - You're really jumping the shark, Sam.
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398. - Here?
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399. Hi guys, sorry, sorry.
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400. All right, there's something.
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401. Oh, God.
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402. What is it?
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403. What is there?
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404. - Pull the fire alarm.
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405. - Oh my god.
(crowd laughs)
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406. I can't, I shouldn't.
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407. - He did a laugh when I
said pull the fire alarm.
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408. - I know!
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409. Seriously, can I?
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410. - That is the end of our show,
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411. the points are Becca
with four, Izzy with six,
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412. and Erika with three,
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413. that means that Izzy is
the winner of our show.
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414. - Yay, Izzy!
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415. - Izzy, you win a Rage
Room gift certificate
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416. that you can use at your leisure.
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417. - Rage Room?
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418. - That does it for us
here at "Game Changer."
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419. I am Sam Reich, reminding
you that if you think
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420. Pavlov's dogs are something,
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421. you should see his game show, good night.
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