1. - Get ready for a "Game Changer."Copy !req
2. Tonight's guests...Copy !req
3. 1.000 haircuts, all of them cool,Copy !req
4. it's Ally Beardsley.Copy !req
5. - Thank you.Copy !req
6. - Noted toilet water
drinker, Grant O'Brien.Copy !req
7. - Hi.Copy !req
8. - And someone new to
bid against, it's Lily Du.Copy !req
9. - Hello. Money means nothing to me now.Copy !req
10. And your host, me.Copy !req
11. I've been here the whole time.Copy !req
12. This isCopy !req
13. Game Changer,Copy !req
14. the only game showCopy !req
15. where the game changes every show.Copy !req
16. I am your host, Sam Reich.Copy !req
17. I'm joined today by these
three lovely contestants.Copy !req
18. Now, you all understand
how the game works?Copy !req
19. - I do actually, yeah.
- Yes, actually.Copy !req
20. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
21. - That's right, it's a Game
Samer so without further adoCopy !req
22. let's begin by bringing out the safe.Copy !req
23. - That's a stool.Copy !req
24. - The safe is heavy. It
takes at least two people.Copy !req
25. - Do you think if you had a stronger crewCopy !req
26. it would get out here faster?
(Sam chuckling)Copy !req
27. - Oh boy.Copy !req
28. - Thank you so much both.Copy !req
29. Ally.
- Yeah?Copy !req
30. - Would you-Copy !req
31. - Oh, we're starting that
quick. I have whiplash.Copy !req
32. - Do an earnest breakdance.Copy !req
33. - Somehow this is more embarrassingCopy !req
34. than the worst stuff I thought.Copy !req
35. - And you somehow did bullseye meCopy !req
36. because there is a breakdance.Copy !req
37. It's arms only that me and my
cousin took hours to learn,Copy !req
38. and I still remember it.Copy !req
39. - How much?Copy !req
40. - I do need to preface this.Copy !req
41. It doesn't look impressive,
but it's really hard.Copy !req
42. I want to do it and have someoneCopy !req
43. try their hardest to also do it.Copy !req
44. - No guarantees, Ally.Copy !req
45. - Okay, anyway, $500.
- $500?Copy !req
46. - I'll give you a little peek.
Okay, that's all you get.Copy !req
47. - I'd like to see more.Copy !req
48. I don't think that's worth $500. Grant.Copy !req
49. - I mean, I actually want to see itCopy !req
50. so I'm reluctant to bid against that,Copy !req
51. but I also would do it for less.Copy !req
52. I'd do it for $250.Copy !req
53. - What would you do, though?Copy !req
54. - I'd try to do that thing where the leg,Copy !req
55. where you circle the leg.
- Try to do!Copy !req
56. - That I desperately want to see.Copy !req
57. - No, same.
- Lily.Copy !req
58. - For 200...Copy !req
59. I will try to do a kickup.Copy !req
60. - Off the floor?
- Yeah.Copy !req
61. - Oh, whoa.Copy !req
62. - And then I'll try to
do the leg spinny thing.Copy !req
63. - Do I hear any better than 200?Copy !req
64. - I'll do 150 for the cool arm
thing that I know I can nail.Copy !req
65. - That's 150 from Ally.Copy !req
66. - I'm out.
- I'm out.Copy !req
67. - (laughs) Oh, great.Copy !req
68. - I want to see it.
- Out so soon?Copy !req
69. - Can someone please-
- I'd like to see it.Copy !req
70. - Can you guys agree to try after me?Copy !req
71. - Yeah.
- 'Cause it does look easy.Copy !req
72. - All right, sure.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
73. - But it's not easy, once again.Copy !req
74. - I'll try it for $40.
- (laughs) How dare you?Copy !req
75. - Don't do that.Copy !req
76. - Wait, are you making a deal with me?Copy !req
77. - Sam, you're out of this.Copy !req
78. I'm making a deal with the person-Copy !req
79. - Wait, I'm getting $150Copy !req
80. and I have to give 40 of them to you?Copy !req
81. - I don't want to do it.
- This is the first one.Copy !req
82. - This is the first one, yes.
- Pay me $20. Pay me $20.Copy !req
83. - All right, 40, 20, here we go.Copy !req
84. - Yep, let's do it.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
85. (Lily screams)
- Oh no.Copy !req
86. - It's literally like the music video.Copy !req
87. - Oh boy.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
88. It's a Fatboy Slim music video.Copy !req
89. - Are you ready? I'm ready.
- As ready as I'll ever be.Copy !req
90. - It's only this and then you
can kind of like, move around.Copy !req
91. - I paid $90 for this.
(Lily laughing)Copy !req
92. - Now please try it.
- Try that?Copy !req
93. - Your arms are gonna,
pow, right into your sides.Copy !req
94. It's not gonna look as fluid.
- I paid $90!Copy !req
95. - If you nail it, I swear to
God I'm gonna take an Uber homeCopy !req
96. and leave my car here.
- No way Grant nails this.Copy !req
97. - Go for it, Grant.Copy !req
98. - I almost fell.
- Grant, Grant.Copy !req
99. - I almost fell.
- See?Copy !req
100. - Are you faking that?Copy !req
101. - What was that? Isn't
that what I was doing?Copy !req
102. - Do it at the same time as meCopy !req
103. and you'll see the difference.
- All right, sure.Copy !req
104. - One, two, three.Copy !req
105. - You know something?
You know something, Ally?Copy !req
106. That's not worth $90, but
this together is worth $130.Copy !req
107. Capitalism is strange that way.Copy !req
108. - Okay.Copy !req
109. - Ally's thing looked wrong.Copy !req
110. - It's a great move.Copy !req
111. - It was what, this?Copy !req
112. - Wow, yeah, exactly. (laughs)Copy !req
113. (Sam laughing)
- Is it this?Copy !req
114. - You know what?Copy !req
115. Ultimately small price to
pay to embarrass you all.Copy !req
116. - How dare you?Copy !req
117. - 90, 40, 20.
(bell ringing)Copy !req
118. Creative dealmaking to start this game.Copy !req
119. Grant O'Brien.
- Hi.Copy !req
120. - Would you take a bite of an onion?Copy !req
121. - That's not peeled?Copy !req
122. - Oh, where would
be the fun of that?Copy !req
123. - Can I peel it with my
hands before I take the bite?Copy !req
124. - Well, that's a negotiation
that we'll leave openCopy !req
125. depending on the other offers I get.Copy !req
126. - All right.
- Oh.Copy !req
127. - Yeah, $100.
- $100, not so bad. Lily.Copy !req
128. - For 200 I eat it with the skin.Copy !req
129. - $90 I eat it with the skin.Copy !req
130. - Wow!
(Ally and Lily laughing)Copy !req
131. - $80, I'll take a bite with the skin.Copy !req
132. - God damn it.
- $80 from Grant.Copy !req
133. - For 75 I'll do it.Copy !req
134. (Ally laughs)
- 75 from Lily.Copy !req
135. - 70.
- 70 from Grant.Copy !req
136. - It's a race to the bottom here again!Copy !req
137. - $70 goes to Grant.Copy !req
138. - The worst part is gonna be the skin.Copy !req
139. - How big of a bite?Copy !req
140. - You know.
- Like an apple bite?Copy !req
141. - Yes, an apple bite
would be a great example.Copy !req
142. - Grant takes big bites.Copy !req
143. - Well, I'm a big boy.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
144. - Ew, why is he
gonna stand like thatCopy !req
145. behind the safe?Copy !req
146. - This one's for you.Copy !req
147. - Why did I get put
on the horny money episode?Copy !req
148. - Ew!
- Ew!Copy !req
149. - That'll be $70 for
Grant, bringing him to 110.Copy !req
150. Lily, would you let a dog lick your mouth?Copy !req
151. - Absolutely.
- Now, I'm talkingCopy !req
152. about open mouth french kiss.Copy !req
153. - How smelly is this dog?Copy !req
154. I will say, my dog has someCopy !req
155. of the cleanest teeth at the vet.Copy !req
156. - This is my dog, so you
have a sense of size.Copy !req
157. - It would be a pleasure!Copy !req
158. - Okay, can I pay to
just kiss her on the head?Copy !req
159. - He really is beautiful.Copy !req
160. - We will need the coconut oil.Copy !req
161. - What's his sign?
(Grant laughing)Copy !req
162. Wait, what? What's going on everyone?Copy !req
163. - Finn, I can't wait
for you to make out with me.Copy !req
164. - What are you gonna make
us do to the dog next?Copy !req
165. - He finds coconut oil irresistible.Copy !req
166. - Oh.
- Don't we all?Copy !req
167. - So if we put coconut oil on your lips,Copy !req
168. he will make out with
you until we say stop.Copy !req
169. - No.Copy !req
170. - So sorry, it's on my
lips or inside my mouth?Copy !req
171. 'Cause I'm okay with either.
- This is too horny!Copy !req
172. (Sam laughing)
- I'm okay with either.Copy !req
173. It's my lips or inside my mouth.Copy !req
174. - Your lips.Copy !req
175. - Oh, that's not bad at all.Copy !req
176. - We are expecting an open-mouth kissCopy !req
177. so let the bidding begin.
- $10.Copy !req
178. - $10 from Lily. We're going down, folks.Copy !req
179. We began with 90-
- This is insane.Copy !req
180. - I want to-Copy !req
181. - Can we have a meeting actually?Copy !req
182. I need to talk to both of you.
- Okay.Copy !req
183. - Fucking get it together.
(Lily laughing)Copy !req
184. Pretend you don't want to kiss the dog.Copy !req
185. Know inside that you want to kiss the dog.Copy !req
186. - Okay.
- Say $200.Copy !req
187. - Okay, okay, 200.
- $200?Copy !req
188. - 200. I changed my mind.
- I'll do it for $10.Copy !req
189. - Oh my God! (laughs)Copy !req
190. - I like that dog.
- $9! Finn, come to me!Copy !req
191. - $7.Copy !req
192. - The dog's cute, I get it.Copy !req
193. - Six.
- $6?Copy !req
194. - $5.
- $5!Copy !req
195. - Four.
- Four!Copy !req
196. - $3.
- $3!Copy !req
197. - Two.
- Two!Copy !req
198. - $1.
- $1.Copy !req
199. - Free.
- Free?Copy !req
200. - I'll give you $1.
- Give me $1.Copy !req
201. - I'll give you $2. (laughs)
- Give me $2.Copy !req
202. - I'll give you $10.
- Give me $10!Copy !req
203. - Look at that little sweetheart.Copy !req
204. - Going once.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
205. - Going twice.Copy !req
206. - Look at that little sweetheart!Copy !req
207. - A cutie!
- Wait, here's the thing.Copy !req
208. If Grant does that, is Finn
not allowed to kiss my face?Copy !req
209. - I suppose we could throw in a free kiss.Copy !req
210. Sold to Grant.
(cash register ringing)Copy !req
211. Let's go ahead and bring
out the coconut oil, please.Copy !req
212. - Oh my God, this is insane!Copy !req
213. - Now, Grant has
just consumed an onion,Copy !req
214. and I'm a little concerned-
- Might be repulsive to Finn.Copy !req
215. - That this will backfire.Copy !req
216. - A little onion coconut dog melange.Copy !req
217. - Now, if we're looking at the
rest of the challenges, okay,Copy !req
218. how many more of them
have a sexual undertone?Copy !req
219. Because I'm looking at my teammates here.Copy !req
220. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
221. - And I'm trying to figure
out, can we bargain?Copy !req
222. Can we figure it out?Copy !req
223. But if you keep throwing
us shit like this,Copy !req
224. it's just gonna be an episode
of people doing thingsCopy !req
225. for free, and I'm gonna be
here pulling my hair out.Copy !req
226. - No, no, no. I'm ready
to unionize after Grant.Copy !req
227. - Oh my God!
- I'm ready to unionize.Copy !req
228. - Hi, honey, oh.
- Hey, this is Grant.Copy !req
229. - Hi.Copy !req
230. - Finn doesn't want it.
- It's really oniony, huh?Copy !req
231. - Finn doesn't want it!Copy !req
232. - Yeah, no one likes that.Copy !req
233. - Finn doesn't want it.Copy !req
234. - Literally pushed me away.Copy !req
235. - Come to me.
- Literally would not do it.Copy !req
236. - What about Lily? Do you like Lily?Copy !req
237. - How his favorite
thing is coconut oil,Copy !req
238. and he still wouldn't kiss you.Copy !req
239. - I'm used to that.Copy !req
240. - Oh.
- Ooh.Copy !req
241. - Okay.
- I'm so offended.Copy !req
242. - Finn, thank you very
much for participating.Copy !req
243. - Finn, thank you for all you do.Copy !req
244. - Gorgeous animal. That was great.Copy !req
245. - You have a very clean dog mouth.Copy !req
246. - As far as dog mouths go.Copy !req
247. We're going to take this up a small notch.Copy !req
248. Ally.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
249. - Tweet your own name in quotesCopy !req
250. as if you were searching for it.Copy !req
251. - That is smart.Copy !req
252. - Why, thank you. It means a lot.Copy !req
253. How much?Copy !req
254. - We should just set a
number and stick to it.Copy !req
255. - Broker a deal.
- Yeah.Copy !req
256. - We won't go under $250
for anything here on out.Copy !req
257. - Yeah.Copy !req
258. - Excuse me.
- That is good.Copy !req
259. - You just got a full freebie.Copy !req
260. - Let's take
Sam for all he's worth.Copy !req
261. - Yeah.Copy !req
262. - Let's make CollegeHumor
go out of business again.Copy !req
263. - I say 275.Copy !req
264. - 275. Do not go lower.Copy !req
265. - You're setting a floor,
that's what's happening?Copy !req
266. - We've had it up to here, okay?Copy !req
267. - I won't even do it for
275. I won't do that.Copy !req
268. - So is your bid 275, Ally?Copy !req
269. Or are you just saying that's the floor?Copy !req
270. - No, I'm saying mine is 275.Copy !req
271. - And I'm not going to bid.
- And I'm not going to bid.Copy !req
272. - Given the amount of money in the safe,Copy !req
273. I am a little worried
about running out fast.Copy !req
274. You've given me no choice
but to bring out a scab.Copy !req
275. - What?Copy !req
276. - Who would be disgusting,
a filthy rat enough to be-Copy !req
277. - Oh no.
- Oh my God, Katie!Copy !req
278. - That's stupid.Copy !req
279. - Katie, if you could take a position-Copy !req
280. - Katie's hair looks incredible.Copy !req
281. - Among the players, please.
- Wait, what is this?Copy !req
282. - Katie and I made an
agreement before this.Copy !req
283. - Yes.
- That if costs got too high,Copy !req
284. she would come out here in
order to drive them down.Copy !req
285. And so Katie, I'll ask you,
would you tweet your own nameCopy !req
286. in quotes for any less than $275?Copy !req
287. - Yeah.Copy !req
288. - What's your best offer, Katie?Copy !req
289. - I'll do it for $20.Copy !req
290. - No, no!
- Jesus Christ!Copy !req
291. - I'd do it for $20.
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
292. - No, would you really?
- Wait, that's very funny.Copy !req
293. - Will you really?Copy !req
294. - No, no, no, don't outbid her.Copy !req
295. - Yep.
- Don't outbid her.Copy !req
296. Let her do it.
- I'd do it for $20.Copy !req
297. - Let her do it!Copy !req
298. - This goes to Katie Marovitch for $20.Copy !req
299. Katie, go ahead and tweet
your name in quotes.Copy !req
300. - I can't believe it.Copy !req
301. - And tweeted.
- Oh my God!Copy !req
302. - I can't believe it.Copy !req
303. - Katie, you can go aheadCopy !req
304. and write $20 on your scoreboard.Copy !req
305. - I'm excited.
- This is so stupid.Copy !req
306. - We barely got off the ground.Copy !req
307. - Now, since the rest of
you have chosen to unionize,Copy !req
308. I think it's fair that
you all pay union duesCopy !req
309. so I am going to subtract
$5 from each of your scores.Copy !req
310. - That's okay. Happy to.Copy !req
311. - Great, but what benefits
do we receive as the unionCopy !req
312. to pay these dues for?
- Yeah.Copy !req
313. - The benefits of being in the union.Copy !req
314. - Hey Katie, you want to unionize with us?Copy !req
315. - No.Copy !req
316. - I'll Venmo you $200
real dollars right nowCopy !req
317. to unionize with us.
- Yeah.Copy !req
318. - We're moving on.Copy !req
319. Grant.
- What?Copy !req
320. - Would you get a temporary tattoo sleeve?Copy !req
321. - I love that, and I
would love to have that.Copy !req
322. - Grant.
- All right, $50.Copy !req
323. - $50, Lily.Copy !req
324. - $50.Copy !req
325. - Sounds about right. Ally.Copy !req
326. - I'm gonna have to go with $250.Copy !req
327. - Okay, $250.
- Oh, fuck.Copy !req
328. Yeah, 250, wait, shit, oh
yeah, that's, fuck, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
329. - How quickly we forget ourselves.Copy !req
330. - I hate this.
- Interesting.Copy !req
331. - Katie, can you do any better than $250?Copy !req
332. - Oh, jeez, Sam.Copy !req
333. - Can you do better
than 50? Grant's was 50.Copy !req
334. - 50 is actually the lowest.Copy !req
335. - I'll do it for $45.
- Well, that's not bad.Copy !req
336. - $45.Copy !req
337. - Can I go lower?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
338. - Yeah, yeah, let's see
how this shakes out.Copy !req
339. - $40.Copy !req
340. - Do I hear any lower
from anyone than $40?Copy !req
341. - I'll do it for 35.
- Do I hear lower than 35?Copy !req
342. - It's Friday, and that's
gonna look stupid by tonight.Copy !req
343. No, I'm out, I'm out.Copy !req
344. - Go to church and it'll still look good.Copy !req
345. - You're out?
- I'm out.Copy !req
346. - It's going once, going twice.Copy !req
347. Sold to Katie for $35.
(cash register ringing)Copy !req
348. Time to suit up.Copy !req
349. - Put my hand here?
(energetic rock music)Copy !req
350. - $35?
- 35 sweet dollars.Copy !req
351. - This is a temp tattoo, that's fine.Copy !req
352. - But how can we do it
while Katie's always there?Copy !req
353. We take her out.Copy !req
354. - Come on baby, make it look good.Copy !req
355. - Okay-
- Don't call my crew, "Baby."Copy !req
356. - You can call this
crew whatever you want.Copy !req
357. - Make it look slidey and weird.Copy !req
358. - Oh my God!Copy !req
359. - The crew's gonna get it.Copy !req
360. - What do we think so far?Copy !req
361. - It looks incredible.
- Does it really?Copy !req
362. - What do people do in
real life with scabs?Copy !req
363. - That's what I'm trying to figure out.Copy !req
364. - You get them to join the unionCopy !req
365. or you threaten their family.Copy !req
366. - Let's get a look at that tattoo.Copy !req
367. Pretty badass, Katie.Copy !req
368. - That looks real.Copy !req
369. - Guys, we have to beat up Katie.Copy !req
370. - You can return to your positionCopy !req
371. and turn that $20, I believe, to $55.Copy !req
372. Ally with $85, Grant
with $105, Lily with $15,Copy !req
373. and Katie, our scab, with $55.Copy !req
374. Ash, would you go ahead
and open the safe, please.Copy !req
375. - Oh no.
(dramatic music)Copy !req
376. - Already we're finding out?Copy !req
377. - Yeah, that's how he does this.Copy !req
378. - There are once again
$10.000 inside of this safe.Copy !req
379. - I fucking told you!Copy !req
380. - Lily, would you let a
tarantula crawl on your face?Copy !req
381. - No, no!
(Lily screams)Copy !req
382. - (laughs) Oh my God!
- I would now likeCopy !req
383. to introduce you to Molly and Paul.Copy !req
384. - I feel sick.Copy !req
385. - Everybody, this is Molly,
our tarantula handler.Copy !req
386. - Hi.
- Hi, Molly.Copy !req
387. - This is Paul.Copy !req
388. - How long does it have to be on our face?Copy !req
389. - Just, you know, a few
seconds. A good crawl.Copy !req
390. - You said "across your face."
- A good crawl.Copy !req
391. - That takes a while.Copy !req
392. - Now, Lily, I will throw it to youCopy !req
393. with all that information.
- Lily...Copy !req
394. - I would do it for 1.000.Copy !req
395. - $1.000 from Lily. Katie,
would you do it for any less?Copy !req
396. - Yeah, I'll do it for 999.Copy !req
397. - Okay, I'm out. It's her.Copy !req
398. - Well, now I have two offers.Copy !req
399. I mean, the difference is only $1Copy !req
400. so it's really up to me
when you think about it.Copy !req
401. - Yeah, that's very true.Copy !req
402. - Going with Lily for $1.000.
(cash register rings)Copy !req
403. Let's go ahead and get
the armchair in here.Copy !req
404. - This is crazy.
- Wow.Copy !req
405. - How's our little guy doing?
- Good.Copy !req
406. - Lily, you can come
over and take a seat, please.Copy !req
407. - Uh, Grant hates this for real.Copy !req
408. - Oh, there we go.Copy !req
409. - Hey, I bet we got it.
- Good.Copy !req
410. - Yeah, hey, I bet we got the shot, eh?Copy !req
411. - Lily with 1.015, Grant with 105,Copy !req
412. Katie with 55, and Ally with 85.Copy !req
413. (Ally slapping stand)
- Should have asked for more.Copy !req
414. - Ally.
- Yeah.Copy !req
415. - Would you post an Instagram of yourselfCopy !req
416. at a maskless rave?Copy !req
417. (Ally and Grant laughing)
And now you're asking,Copy !req
418. how on Earth would I find that photo?Copy !req
419. And I would like to remind youCopy !req
420. that I went to Photoshop
Camp as a teenager.Copy !req
421. - Oh.
- Oh, they look Photoshopped!Copy !req
422. - Wait, Lily, you look the
best out of all of these.Copy !req
423. I think you should do it.
- No, I don't!Copy !req
424. - Let's make clear an expectation here.Copy !req
425. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
426. - When you post this it will beCopy !req
427. with the caption, Miami,
exclamation point.Copy !req
428. (Ally laughing)
That's all.Copy !req
429. - I think Grant should do
this one 'cause it seemsCopy !req
430. like he would be the one
most likely to do it.Copy !req
431. - Oh fuck, it does. (laughs)Copy !req
432. - Yeah.
- What about Katie?Copy !req
433. What's the photo of Katie look like?Copy !req
434. - Oh, the photo of Katie
looks just about the same.Copy !req
435. (Ally laughing)
- Yes!Copy !req
436. - Okay, I would like to remind the groupCopy !req
437. that there's still $8.740 on the line.Copy !req
438. - I'd do it for $1.000.Copy !req
439. - $1.000 is a reasonable
offer, Grant. I respect that.Copy !req
440. - Well, I'm a reasonable man.Copy !req
441. - It was Ally's turn, however.Copy !req
442. - (laughs) Yeah. $1.200.Copy !req
443. - That's $1.200 from Ally.Copy !req
444. - But you also have to
Photoshop in Megan FoxCopy !req
445. and Machine Gun Kelly next to me.Copy !req
446. - Yes!
(Sam and Ally laughing)Copy !req
447. - Grant.Copy !req
448. - I would do it for $1.000.Copy !req
449. - $1.000 from Grant. Do I
hear any lower than 1.000?Copy !req
450. - I'll do it for $999.Copy !req
451. - $999.Copy !req
452. - 998.
- 998.Copy !req
453. - 997!
- 997.Copy !req
454. - $900.
- $900.Copy !req
455. - I'll do $400.
- $400!Copy !req
456. - Katie.Copy !req
457. - 350.
- What?Copy !req
458. - Going once.Copy !req
459. - I'll do it for $75.
- Oh my God!Copy !req
460. - $75?
- Oh my God.Copy !req
461. - There are people that
I'm trying to sleep withCopy !req
462. that follow me on Instagram,Copy !req
463. and I want them to think I'm a good man.Copy !req
464. - Going once. Going twice.Copy !req
465. Sold to Katie.Copy !req
466. - I can't believe it.
(cash register ringing)Copy !req
467. - Katie, I'm gonna go
ahead and text this to you.Copy !req
468. - Text it to me. I will
post it right away.Copy !req
469. - I don't know if I
feel bad from the onion,Copy !req
470. from the stress hormones
from that tarantula,Copy !req
471. or from the fact that I don't knowCopy !req
472. how I'm gonna make any money in this game.Copy !req
473. - I did it.
- I can't believe it.Copy !req
474. - Already people are liking it.Copy !req
475. - People are liking it already!Copy !req
476. - Katie, you'll never
make the big bucks this way.Copy !req
477. - Yeah, it's true.Copy !req
478. - A good prompt is elegantly simpleCopy !req
479. and so the difficulty is
coming up with promptsCopy !req
480. that are creative and deviousCopy !req
481. despite the fact that they're simple,Copy !req
482. and I can't tell you how
proud I am of this next one.Copy !req
483. Would you put a notch in your eyebrow?Copy !req
484. - Oh!
- Oh my God, this is so good.Copy !req
485. - I am bisexual.Copy !req
486. - Yeah, I was gonna say.Copy !req
487. - And that's the only
way to let people knowCopy !req
488. that you're bisexual.Copy !req
489. - It's gotta be Grant.Copy !req
490. - You get to go to Equinox for free.Copy !req
491. - I'm not doing it.
- Here's the thing,Copy !req
492. you won't know until it's too lateCopy !req
493. whether you can pull it off.Copy !req
494. - Yeah, true.
- I know-Copy !req
495. - Katie said she won't scab for thisCopy !req
496. so name as high a price as you want.Copy !req
497. - Yes, yes!Copy !req
498. - I won't scab. You have my word.Copy !req
499. - Excuse me, Katie. That's
what you're here for!Copy !req
500. - I'm not making as much
money as I wanted to be!Copy !req
501. (Sam groans)
I have to join the group!Copy !req
502. - Thank God, we did it.Copy !req
503. - I believe, Grant, I'm starting with you.Copy !req
504. - There's not, I won't do that for money.Copy !req
505. - I think it would look
kinda hot on you, though.Copy !req
506. - There's not an amount of money leftCopy !req
507. that I would do that for.Copy !req
508. - Lily.
- Here's the thing.Copy !req
509. I do need my face to look
the same for auditionsCopy !req
510. so for that reason I'm out.Copy !req
511. - Wow, this is like "Shark
Tank" all of a sudden.Copy !req
512. Here I am, the lone pitcher with a productCopy !req
513. I think America can really get behindCopy !req
514. and all of you are telling me you're out!Copy !req
515. - How thin is the notch?Copy !req
516. - Oh, I was planning on
giving you the razor.Copy !req
517. - Oh, the notch could be so thin.Copy !req
518. - Look at my eyebrows. They're so-Copy !req
519. - They're bushy.
You could pencil them in.Copy !req
520. - I can't.
- You do the notch at the end.Copy !req
521. - Ally.
- I don't know.Copy !req
522. - Ally, your eyebrows are
sparse. You could pencil them in.Copy !req
523. - How dare you! I've been
working on these eyebrows.Copy !req
524. - Everything that you have done
to your physical appearanceCopy !req
525. on CollegeHumor over the years.Copy !req
526. - Yeah, mm-hmm.
- Has turned out to look cool.Copy !req
527. - Definitely.
- $5.000 for Ally to do it.Copy !req
528. - Yeah, 5.000. Do it!
(Ally sighs)Copy !req
529. - Nobody has to.Copy !req
530. I will move on to the next
prompt if I have no takers.Copy !req
531. - God, it's so good though.
This is such a good prompt.Copy !req
532. - This girl looks hot.Copy !req
533. - You're all Googling the look?Copy !req
534. - In the front is kinda cool.Copy !req
535. - Do it at an angle. Don't
do it straight. Do it at a-Copy !req
536. - Oh my God, Bow Wow has it. (laughs)Copy !req
537. - Momoa's looks cool.
- Momoa's does look cool.Copy !req
538. - Yeah, all these people
we're the same type as.Copy !req
539. - God damn it, I'll do it!Copy !req
540. I'll do the Jason Momoa for $5.000.Copy !req
541. (Lily screaming excitedly)
- $5.000!Copy !req
542. - I'll do it. I will.
- This is the tattoo.Copy !req
543. I said, "Don't do it.
We don't have to do it."Copy !req
544. Then the money's still on the table.Copy !req
545. This is literally "Total Forgiveness."Copy !req
546. (Grant groans)
- Jeez.Copy !req
547. - Ally, you're gonna look hot.Copy !req
548. - Ah! Okay.Copy !req
549. Oh my God!
(contestants clapping)Copy !req
550. - Did you do it?
- Yeah, yeah, definitely.Copy !req
551. - Come brush it off. Make it look good.Copy !req
552. It looks fine.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
553. - It looks totally fine.
- Okay, great.Copy !req
554. - I love it. It looks great.Copy !req
555. - You look like you're
the president of the GSACopy !req
556. of a public high school.
(Ally laughing)Copy !req
557. - Yeah.Copy !req
558. - Ally, brav-fucking-o.
- Thank you.Copy !req
559. Thank you very much.
- Yeah!Copy !req
560. (contestants clapping)
- That is $5.000.Copy !req
561. (Katie cheers)
Bringing you to $5.085.Copy !req
562. - Hell yeah.Copy !req
563. - Last time around, some of these promptsCopy !req
564. got a little bit more interpretable.Copy !req
565. Now it's not just a matter of
much you'll do something for.Copy !req
566. It's also a matter of what
specifically you'll offer to do.Copy !req
567. The next prompt is, share a secret.Copy !req
568. - Oh no.Copy !req
569. - You must be willing to
share this secret with me.Copy !req
570. That doesn't mean you'll
necessarily share itCopy !req
571. with the world, however,
the secret I like mostCopy !req
572. I'll try to make a deal for,
and once we strike a dealCopy !req
573. you must share that secret with everyone.Copy !req
574. - Oh God.Copy !req
575. - I'm gay.
(Katie gasps)Copy !req
576. - I have no secrets.Copy !req
577. I've told the worst things about meCopy !req
578. in public and on podcasts already.Copy !req
579. - I have some wild secrets.
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
580. - I have one.
- Okay.Copy !req
581. - I think I haven't said
this on camera before.Copy !req
582. I might have.Copy !req
583. - Oh, I think I know this secret.Copy !req
584. And it's crazy.
- Wow!Copy !req
585. - You shouldn't say
that out loud. (laughs)Copy !req
586. - That's intense, I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
587. (Ally groans)
How much do you want for that?Copy !req
588. - Give me the rest of the money.Copy !req
589. - The rest of it?Copy !req
590. - Well, maybe you'll bid me down.Copy !req
591. - Lily, do you have something for me?Copy !req
592. - This one isn't that juicy yet.Copy !req
593. - There's $3.600 left.Copy !req
594. - Okay...
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
595. - It's not that good.
I can think of worse.Copy !req
596. - No, that's pretty
good, Lily. I like that.Copy !req
597. How much do you want for that?Copy !req
598. - Same as Grant.Copy !req
599. - Hm, Grant's secret might
be worth more than yours,Copy !req
600. I would say.
- I believe that.Copy !req
601. - Katie, do you have anything for me?Copy !req
602. - I definitely don't have anythingCopy !req
603. as good as these two Grant stories.Copy !req
604. - Oh no.
- Wait, what's Grant's?Copy !req
605. - I thought of another
one I can tell. (laughs)Copy !req
606. - Grant, tell him.
- Tell him.Copy !req
607. - Honestly, Grant might-Copy !req
608. - Wait, did Grant just tell you?Copy !req
609. - This is the worst thing I've ever done.Copy !req
610. - No, I already knew them.Copy !req
611. - I'm excited.
- What was it?Copy !req
612. That's good though, that's good.Copy !req
613. - Yeah, that's good.Copy !req
614. - Okay, I have another
one. It's not as juicy.Copy !req
615. It is bad for me.
- Oh my gosh!Copy !req
616. - I'm quietly judging you, Grant.Copy !req
617. - That's really bad. That's really bad.Copy !req
618. - Can I tell Katie's mom's secret?Copy !req
619. - You better not!
(Ally laughing)Copy !req
620. - Wow!Copy !req
621. - I've apologized. It's
all fine, I'm better now.Copy !req
622. - Oh my gosh, that ending is crazy.Copy !req
623. - Lily, some juicy stuff over here.Copy !req
624. Can I convince you to come down at all?Copy !req
625. - I don't know. Those are both a lot.Copy !req
626. - Yeah, that's saying-Copy !req
627. - Those are both gonna
make the audience hate me.Copy !req
628. - Grant, you told me two stories.Copy !req
629. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
630. - I think one of them is
slightly worse than the other.Copy !req
631. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
632. - Whoa, which one? First or second?Copy !req
633. - Neither one's good.Copy !req
634. - Lily, second one is
definitely worse than the first.Copy !req
635. - Sorry.Copy !req
636. - I would put your second
story in the middleCopy !req
637. between two Grant stories.Copy !req
638. So Lily, would you be willing
to come down to, say, 2.000?Copy !req
639. - Will you go lower than $2.000?Copy !req
640. 3.000.
- Grant, what about you?Copy !req
641. Could I bring you down to 2.000?Copy !req
642. - I don't know. Those
are not good stories.Copy !req
643. - Grant...Copy !req
644. - I look bad in those stories.Copy !req
645. - I'll throw in a bribe.
(Katie gasps)Copy !req
646. What about $2.000 and all of these donuts?Copy !req
647. - So many donuts.Copy !req
648. - Yes!Copy !req
649. - Can I make you a counteroffer?Copy !req
650. - Oh my God, yes, you have to!
- Oh my gosh!Copy !req
651. - I will do it for $2.000
and all of those donutsCopy !req
652. if you promise me that
none of this idiot crewCopy !req
653. is allowed to have any of those donuts.Copy !req
654. - Oh my God, I hate
you. Show us your shirt!Copy !req
655. - Take off your shirt.Copy !req
656. - This crew is a bunch of idiots.Copy !req
657. - Take it off.Copy !req
658. - And I don't think they
should have any donuts.Copy !req
659. I accept-
- Wardrobe made it.Copy !req
660. - I love that.Copy !req
661. - And I want the crew
to have these donuts.Copy !req
662. - Oh, very sweet.
- And me and Katie.Copy !req
663. Might not be enough for me.
- Hey you're welcome, dummies!Copy !req
664. - Oh my God!
- No!Copy !req
665. - Grant, go ahead and tell the story.Copy !req
666. - So, my first job in New York,Copy !req
667. there was a temporary art installation.Copy !req
668. It was very big.Copy !req
669. It was a big, public thing,Copy !req
670. and there were souvenir stands
arranged around the park.Copy !req
671. A massive thing, very popular,Copy !req
672. and it was the middle of winterCopy !req
673. so I'm wearing a big, heavy coatCopy !req
674. and you're doing so much businessesCopy !req
675. that I'm just working out
of my pocket the whole time.Copy !req
676. And after the second day I'm
on the train back to my dormCopy !req
677. and I realize, oh shit, I still
have, like, $1.500 in this.Copy !req
678. Well, I don't stand to
make more than $1.500Copy !req
679. over my next two or three
shifts, which is all I had left.Copy !req
680. Why don't I just never go
back and keep this money?Copy !req
681. - Long story short, Grant O'Brien
admitting to embezzlement.Copy !req
682. - Yeah, yeah.
- Here on "Game Changer."Copy !req
683. Let's go ahead and give Grant
$2.000 for stealing $1.500.Copy !req
684. - That's right, baby!
- Oh my God!Copy !req
685. - A couple thousand
dollars left in that box.Copy !req
686. - 1.665.
- 1.665!Copy !req
687. - Thank you so much,
my onstage accountant.Copy !req
688. - (laughs) Yeah.Copy !req
689. - Anything at all.
(Lily laughing)Copy !req
690. It can be something you all do together.Copy !req
691. It can be something that
you pitch me separately.Copy !req
692. - What if we sing a song?Copy !req
693. - Sing a song?Copy !req
694. - A beautiful song for
the rest of the money.Copy !req
695. - How far have you fallen?Copy !req
696. - We'll play Zip Zap Zop.Copy !req
697. - I'll slap Grant in the face.Copy !req
698. - I'll be honest.Copy !req
699. Slapping Grant in the faceCopy !req
700. is not the worst offer I've ever heard.Copy !req
701. - We all cheer on as the
whole crew gets to come upCopy !req
702. one at a time and slap Grant in the face.Copy !req
703. - Yes, the crew, the crew!
- Yes, yes!Copy !req
704. - Everybody hits grant!Copy !req
705. - Everybody in the crew
gets to slap Grant.Copy !req
706. - I will do that for
the rest of the money.Copy !req
707. - Yeah, yes. Sam, yes.
- As hard as they want.Copy !req
708. Real slaps, real slaps.
- 100%, that is, yes!Copy !req
709. - They're all weak.
- Yes!Copy !req
710. - I don't think it's gonna hurt very bad.Copy !req
711. - Oh!
- Oh my God!Copy !req
712. - You're allowed to really slap him.Copy !req
713. - Okay, the rest of this
money goes to Grant.Copy !req
714. Grant, let's get you right over here.Copy !req
715. - Yes!
(Lily screams excitedly)Copy !req
716. - Any crew who wants
should line up over here.Copy !req
717. - Yes, everyone, everyone.
- Get up here, come on.Copy !req
718. Everyone get up here.Copy !req
719. - I'm gonna ask you each to
come in, just introduce yourselfCopy !req
720. and then give Grant a good smack.Copy !req
721. - I'm Kyle. I'm the producer.Copy !req
722. (slap smacks)
- yeah!Copy !req
723. - Oh, he made it sexy. I don't like that.Copy !req
724. - I'm gonna make it sexy.Copy !req
725. - Hello, I'm Jedi, HMU.Copy !req
726. And this is for you.
(Lily laughing)Copy !req
727. - Oh, thank you.
- Aw.Copy !req
728. - Sweetie.Copy !req
729. - I'm Brandon. I'm first AD.Copy !req
730. I do the scheduling,Copy !req
731. and this is for being five
minutes late yesterday.Copy !req
732. - Made this shirt.Copy !req
733. - I dressed him in this this morning.Copy !req
734. I'm Adriel. I'm the costume designer.Copy !req
735. - Oh, that was nice.
A little bit of an impact.Copy !req
736. - I'll be getting in line.
These slaps aren't enough.Copy !req
737. - Yeah, these slaps are not-Copy !req
738. - I'm Pierre Delecto,
and I hate this bitch.Copy !req
739. - Yes! (claps)
(Grant laughing)Copy !req
740. - I, I wanted, I want the money.Copy !req
741. - I'm Chloe.Copy !req
742. I'm the designer, and you said
my whole art team was weak.Copy !req
743. (slap pats cheek)
- Aw.Copy !req
744. - Oh my gosh!
(Sam laughing)Copy !req
745. - See, I told you that art team was weak.Copy !req
746. - I'm Jay.Copy !req
747. I am also part of the art department,Copy !req
748. and I'm here to prove that we're not weak.Copy !req
749. - Oh no.
(Katie and Ally screaming)Copy !req
750. - He has a headband!
- No, they're not.Copy !req
751. (slap cracks)
- Whoa!Copy !req
752. - Wow.Copy !req
753. - Did a fly just land on me?
- Oh my God.Copy !req
754. - Grant, you're all set. You
may return to your podium.Copy !req
755. - I got so much enjoyment out of that.Copy !req
756. - That's $1.665 for Grant.Copy !req
757. The dollars here at the end of our game,Copy !req
758. Katie with 130, Lily with 1.015,Copy !req
759. Grant with 3.770,Copy !req
760. and Ally with 5.085.Copy !req
761. - Thank you.
(Katie clapping)Copy !req
762. - That does it for us
here at "Game Changer."Copy !req
763. I am Sam Reich reminding youCopy !req
764. that when it comes to us versus the suits,Copy !req
765. they may have the money,
but we have the numbers.Copy !req
766. Good night.
(triumphant music)Copy !req