1. This is Boom-Boom.Copy !req
2. - Boom-Boom, copy.
- Seven-Two. Go ahead.Copy !req
3. Friendlies are south.Copy !req
4. Go ahead and egress left.Copy !req
5. T.O.T.-One A wood lies
are ready for remarks.Copy !req
6. Copy Seven-Two.Copy !req
7. I copy all.
Ready for remarks.Copy !req
8. Fuck!Copy !req
9. Sir...Copy !req
10. What the fuck?Copy !req
11. Jesus, Eric.Copy !req
12. I thought
that Haji was killing you.Copy !req
13. I fucked his shit up good,
didn't I?Copy !req
14. You stuck him
in a magazine.Copy !req
15. Better luck
next time, sir.Copy !req
16. Damn, sir, your hamster
musta fell off its wheel.Copy !req
17. All Hitman Two Victors,
this is Hitman Two.Copy !req
18. Continue digging in.Copy !req
19. We're holding here
while R.C.T.-One advances.Copy !req
20. Over.Copy !req
21. R.C.T.-One is
moving into Al Kut.Copy !req
22. Yeah, it's about time
they carried their weight.Copy !req
23. Kocher's on patrol
in this zone.Copy !req
24. Do not engage on your left
beyond eleven o'clock.Copy !req
25. Solid copy on all, Three-Two.Copy !req
26. Godfather out.Copy !req
27. I'm taking him
to a field interrogation.Copy !req
28. It's all good.
He's your capture.Copy !req
29. Shit, he'll probably
fuck up the report.Copy !req
30. Bravo One-One,
this is Boom-Boom.Copy !req
31. You're, uh, got wind
one five out of the...Copy !req
32. Roger Bravo One-One.Copy !req
33. Sir, the officers
are assembled.Copy !req
34. All right,
let's go right away.Copy !req
35. As of 0915 hours,Copy !req
36. forward elements
of Colonel Dowdy's regimentCopy !req
37. seized the main bridge
over the Tigris River in Al Kut.Copy !req
38. As you know,
I just returnedCopy !req
39. from a meeting
with General Mattis.Copy !req
40. What you don't know is thatCopy !req
41. shortly after Dowdy lead
his regiment into Al Kut,Copy !req
42. General Mattis relieved him
of his command.Copy !req
43. And, gentlemen,
Colonel Dowdy wasCopy !req
44. also relieved of the ammo
for his sidearm.Copy !req
45. Colonel Dowdy was
a good man,Copy !req
46. but he did not fully embrace
maneuver warfare.Copy !req
47. And lest we forget,Copy !req
48. maneuver warfareCopy !req
49. is America's warfare
for the 21st century.Copy !req
50. It is all about
the violence of action.Copy !req
51. With First Recon
at the tip of the spear,Copy !req
52. 7,000 MarinesCopy !req
53. have just completed
the Corps' longest marchCopy !req
54. since the Barbary campaign
against Tripoli in 1803.Copy !req
55. Actually, some of you are riding
in the same Humvees they used.Copy !req
56. Through our use
of maneuver,Copy !req
57. we have tied down
many times our numberCopy !req
58. of the enemy's force,Copy !req
59. opening the door
for the ArmyCopy !req
60. to invade the enemy capital
from the west.Copy !req
61. Sir, does this mean
it's the end of our mission?Copy !req
62. Unknown, but...Copy !req
63. the First Marine Division
is positioning itselfCopy !req
64. on the outskirts of Baghdad
for the assault,Copy !req
65. and we will be there.
Rest assured.Copy !req
66. Godfather will find
a mission for this battalion.Copy !req
67. But what I wanna
leave you with today is this:Copy !req
68. Colonel Dowdy did
succeed this morning.Copy !req
69. He did lead his men
into Al Kut.Copy !req
70. But General Mattis has
a long memory.Copy !req
71. He did not forget that,
at critical moments,Copy !req
72. Dowdy hesitated
to execute orders.Copy !req
73. And, gentlemen...Copy !req
74. Ferrando...Copy !req
75. has a long memory, too.Copy !req
76. Gunny...Copy !req
77. that stuff about
the general's memoryCopy !req
78. and Dowdy being
relieved...Copy !req
79. Was Godfather talking
about us in there?Copy !req
80. Hey, I've been up here
for about a half-hour.Copy !req
81. I believe he meant,
sir, that if you don'tCopy !req
82. square away Nate Fick,
you'll be in his sights.Copy !req
83. Hey!Copy !req
84. Yeah, go ahead
and take your time.Copy !req
85. I got nothing else to do.Copy !req
86. ammo.Copy !req
87. Gunny, the men get
those new M.R.E.s?Copy !req
88. They did.
They're happy.Copy !req
89. These are the new ones
with milkshakes.Copy !req
90. Strawberry, chocolate,
and vanilla.Copy !req
91. Now, did you get Hasser's report
on shooting that civilian?Copy !req
92. Trombley!Copy !req
93. We got to take care of this
ass-covering bullshit.Copy !req
94. It'd be good
for Hasser, too.Copy !req
95. Does his duty, gets back
to being a Marine.Copy !req
96. Thanks, Mike.
You're a fucking nag.Copy !req
97. and good for you.Copy !req
98. Hey, Walt.
Feel the love.Copy !req
99. Walt, baby.
Leave me
the fuck alone.Copy !req
100. Finally, he speaks.Copy !req
101. Need to push the company
log rep up to battalionCopy !req
102. in 30 mikes, over.Copy !req
103. I liked it better
when we were starving.Copy !req
104. Then I didn't have to see shit
all over your face.Copy !req
105. Want some?Copy !req
106. Walt?Copy !req
107. When you finish your report,
get it to me ASAP.Copy !req
108. You did nothing wrong.Copy !req
109. We're gonna see if there's
a better way to stop these cars.Copy !req
110. Walt's got
a great way, L.T.Copy !req
111. Shoot the driver,
stop the car.Copy !req
112. He did, he got
terminal leave.Copy !req
113. Trombley.Copy !req
114. Sir, it's vital.Copy !req
115. Hasser will write
his way clear,Copy !req
116. but we're fast becoming
an army of occupation.Copy !req
117. Hey, Walt!Copy !req
118. We can't just shoot these
civilians like we're doing.Copy !req
119. Marines aren't cops, Brad,
we're an aggressive force.Copy !req
120. Just fucking with you.Copy !req
121. That said,
we'll see what we can do.Copy !req
122. Hey, fuck it, Walt!Copy !req
123. These Haji motherfuckers
are trying to kill us.Copy !req
124. I'm for lighting up
every motherfuckerCopy !req
125. that comes
within 100 meters.Copy !req
126. Damn, man. Didn't we kick
their asses already?Copy !req
127. This is really
interesting, Brad.Copy !req
128. You know, Iraqis don't
really seem good at fighting,Copy !req
129. but then they never really
completely surrender either.Copy !req
130. Put down that fucking milkshake
and dig a fucking hole.Copy !req
131. Why, so I can be more
like the teacher's pet?Copy !req
132. Yeah, that's exactly it.Copy !req
133. You should be more
like Trombley.Copy !req
134. More like Trombley?Copy !req
135. More like Trombley?Copy !req
136. Whopper Junior!Copy !req
137. Give me the hook.Copy !req
138. Whopper Junior!
Whopper Junior!Copy !req
139. Whopper Junior!
Whopper Junior!Copy !req
140. Whopper Junior!
Whopper Junior!Copy !req
141. Go get some!Copy !req
142. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
143. Walt.Copy !req
144. Anybody find that extra pin
for the gypsy rack?Copy !req
145. No, we still missing that?Copy !req
146. That thing's gonna
fucking fall offCopy !req
147. when we get low
on the water cans.Copy !req
148. We can take an extra tow strap
and strap those down.Copy !req
149. Brunmeier, drink
the fucking water.Copy !req
150. How they doing?Copy !req
151. Ass-to-mouth disease.Copy !req
152. Half the guys
got the shits.Copy !req
153. Both right now?Copy !req
154. Yeah, take them both.Copy !req
155. It's a good thing
this is over.Copy !req
156. Fuck!Copy !req
157. For us, anyway.Copy !req
158. Yo, Manimal just dropped
a case of grenades!Copy !req
159. See? That's why we can't
have nice things.Copy !req
160. Fucking hell.Copy !req
161. You wanted
to see me, sir?Copy !req
162. Nate, did you hear?Copy !req
163. General Mattis shit-canned
Colonel Dowdy.Copy !req
164. He took the ammo from
his sidearm, Lieutenant.Copy !req
165. Colonel wasn't
a team player.Copy !req
166. Godfather said we should
all play on the team.Copy !req
167. If it can happen
to a full bird colonel,Copy !req
168. it can happen
to anyone.Copy !req
169. Nate, so you know,
there'll be no moreCopy !req
170. questioning of my orders.Copy !req
171. Respectfully, sir,
I've only triedCopy !req
172. to interpret your intent
to the best of my ability.Copy !req
173. Captain, sir.Copy !req
174. Here comes the warrior
on our team.Copy !req
175. Outstanding work last night,
taking down that E.P.W.Copy !req
176. Just doing my job.Copy !req
177. Looks like he put up
quite a fight.Copy !req
178. A fight like that tells me
that the company took inCopy !req
179. a high-value asset.Copy !req
180. He did not
wanna surrender.Copy !req
181. Do you have
the after-action report?Copy !req
182. Uh, Sergeant Kocher's
bringing it.Copy !req
183. While your platoon's been busyCopy !req
184. shooting civilians
at road blocks,Copy !req
185. Bravo Three was taking in
live prisoners.Copy !req
186. I heard.
Good work, Dave.Copy !req
187. Man, I'm hungry... anybody
got any chow over there?Copy !req
188. - Yeah, I got some.
- What do you want?Copy !req
189. You want a humrat?Copy !req
190. Hey, I'll take anything
I can get at this point.Copy !req
191. This'll be handy
if we write your platoon up
for a commendation.Copy !req
192. Sergeant, your E.P.W.Copy !req
193. put up quite a struggle.Copy !req
194. It's a good thing
your C.O. was there.Copy !req
195. If you wanna believe...Copy !req
196. Sir, what was the reason
for this meeting?Copy !req
197. Right.Copy !req
198. Battalion says
we're moving on.Copy !req
199. That's a-sap,
Lieutenant.Copy !req
200. Lieutenant,
I was about to say...Copy !req
201. Yeah, but no.
Not the right time.Copy !req
202. Trombley?Copy !req
203. Why were they calling you
Whopper Junior?Copy !req
204. They were calling me that?Copy !req
205. Ray, why were
they calling him that?Copy !req
206. Brad, we got foot-mobiles.Copy !req
207. Hitman Two,
this is Two-One.Copy !req
208. We, uh, we got
a bunch of foot-mobilesCopy !req
209. at eleven o'clock.Copy !req
210. Interrogative.Copy !req
211. Do they have weapons?
Hostile intent?Copy !req
212. They got naked intent.Copy !req
213. Be advised.Copy !req
214. There's a minivan
pulling off the road.Copy !req
215. Roger. Be vigilant. Over.Copy !req
216. Trombley,
range the Mark-19.Copy !req
217. Bad guys could be
in that van.Copy !req
218. Stand by, Hitman Two.Copy !req
219. Roger. Standing by.Copy !req
220. Walt, watch
your fucking sector.Copy !req
221. Man, it looks like
we caught these guysCopy !req
222. in the act trying to change
out of their uniforms.Copy !req
223. Two-Actual, we oughta
halt the convoy here.Copy !req
224. Roger that, Two-One.Copy !req
225. They say
they were robbed.Copy !req
226. Lying motherfuckers.Copy !req
227. Tell us where
you hid your uniforms.Copy !req
228. Huh? Your documents.Copy !req
229. They say they were
robbed by the soldiers.Copy !req
230. They stole their clothesCopy !req
231. and siphoned the gas
from the car.Copy !req
232. Lieutenant Fick, sir!Copy !req
233. Over here!Copy !req
234. Hey, be careful of
the one on the right.Copy !req
235. He's got a horse cock
like Manimal's.Copy !req
236. You don't wanna get
that thing angry.Copy !req
237. Sir, we have
three Arab males naked.Copy !req
238. It appears they've been
shot execution style.Copy !req
239. H.M. Two Bryan investigating
cause of death has determinedCopy !req
240. all three have been
killed with gunshot woundsCopy !req
241. to the back of the head.Copy !req
242. Good work, Rudy.Copy !req
243. Team Two
at your service, sir.Copy !req
244. Team Leader of the Year
Rudy Reyes.Copy !req
245. This ain't our work.Copy !req
246. Dudes are telling
the truth.Copy !req
247. He says they're farmers.
One family. Brothers.Copy !req
248. I don't think he's lying.Copy !req
249. Hitman Two, this is
Two-One Bravo.Copy !req
250. I got a motherfucking
English-speaking HajiCopy !req
251. in this minivan
waving around his wife beater.Copy !req
252. Says they got jacked
by some Iraqi soldiers.Copy !req
253. Shh!Copy !req
254. Americans, you win battle.
Beat Saddam's army.Copy !req
255. Now his army beat us.
What you do?Copy !req
256. Shh.Copy !req
257. They rob us.
What do you do?Copy !req
258. Listen, this is something
you're gonna have to, uh...Copy !req
259. you're gonna take it up
with the U.N., okay?Copy !req
260. Just, uh, stay back
from the road.Copy !req
261. And you don't have to wave
your T-shirts around anymore,Copy !req
262. all right?Copy !req
263. Here.Copy !req
264. Found a Haji helmet.Copy !req
265. Fits good...
How do I look?Copy !req
266. Like a target.Copy !req
267. It's better
than nothing.Copy !req
268. What we did,Copy !req
269. running and gunning
through those towns,Copy !req
270. the good stuff and the bad,
was all part of the plan.Copy !req
271. Of all the Marines
in the first division,Copy !req
272. the general selected us
to be the instrumentCopy !req
273. of long-range strategy.Copy !req
274. We led the feint to Al Kut.Copy !req
275. We tied down
two Iraqi divisions.Copy !req
276. Saved untold numbers
of U.S. soldiers.Copy !req
277. You should be proud.Copy !req
278. Why didn't we go
into Al Kut?Copy !req
279. Gabe, the general's plan
wasn't about taking the city,Copy !req
280. it was about making the Iraqis
think we're going to take it.Copy !req
281. To be clear, the commander's
intent was never to take it.Copy !req
282. The focus has always
been Baghdad.Copy !req
283. This sucks, man.Copy !req
284. We did all this shit
because we took a wrong turn?Copy !req
285. Gabe, that's not
what I'm saying.Copy !req
286. What, you got
something better to do?Copy !req
287. What the fuck is
in your hand?Copy !req
288. It's my new helmet, sir.Copy !req
289. It's Haji gear
I painted Marine camo.Copy !req
290. I lost my Kevlar on the run
to the airfield, remember?Copy !req
291. And Sergeant Major Sixta
made me ditch the bike helmet.Copy !req
292. Brad, how's your team's
combat effectiveness?Copy !req
293. Well, we got
Person's allergies,Copy !req
294. but none of my team's
got the shits.Copy !req
295. Leon and Lilley
both have it,Copy !req
296. but they're still
doing their jobs, sir.Copy !req
297. Team Two is out,
Three is almost as bad.Copy !req
298. Looks like we'll be
nursing this platoonCopy !req
299. all the way
into Baghdad.Copy !req
300. My money is we won't be
in the assault to Baghdad.Copy !req
301. Mm-hm.Copy !req
302. You don't use Humvees
to attack an urban center.Copy !req
303. Hmm, you don't use
Humvees to strong-pointCopy !req
304. a city either,
but we did.Copy !req
305. Maybe they'll
hook us up, sir.Copy !req
306. Let us guard some of Saddam's
money in one of those palaces.Copy !req
307. I don't know...Copy !req
308. I just hope that we get
to fuck up some more shitCopy !req
309. before the war ends.Copy !req
310. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
311. They need to send
our asses to Baghdad.Copy !req
312. Hey, you got that porn mag
I let you borrow?Copy !req
313. No, man.Copy !req
314. Reyes, how many guys
are sick on your team?Copy !req
315. I have three men down,
warrior healer.Copy !req
316. That makes 14
on the platoon.Copy !req
317. Are you throwing up?
Wake up, Budweiser.Copy !req
318. Hey, Brunmeier, come on!
Wake the fuck up!Copy !req
319. I got the shits, Doc.Copy !req
320. Drink some water,
you fucking asshole.Copy !req
321. What's this about a T-72 tank
on this side of the perimeter?Copy !req
322. It's fucking blown, Gunny.
You had optics on it.Copy !req
323. Reyes.Copy !req
324. Aye, Gunnery Sergeant.Copy !req
325. What kind of piss-poor
team leader are you,Copy !req
326. not checking out an enemy tank
on your perimeter?Copy !req
327. Roger that, Gunny... being
I'm the only man on my teamCopy !req
328. not down with the shits,
I will take out a patrol.Copy !req
329. No, you put the hammer
to your team.Copy !req
330. Like Godfather says, malingering
spreads like a yeast infectionCopy !req
331. unless you nip it
in the bud.Copy !req
332. These men can't walk.Copy !req
333. Has our lieutenant
approved this order?Copy !req
334. He has.Copy !req
335. If the men are ill, then you
should go with them, Corpsman.Copy !req
336. I love this guy.Copy !req
337. And you better
watch it, Doc.Copy !req
338. Team Three will take it.
Your men are sicker.Copy !req
339. Doesn't even have a turret.Copy !req
340. Fucking cocksucker sends us
into a fucking swampCopy !req
341. to check
this weak shit out.Copy !req
342. What the hell was that?Copy !req
343. I shit my pants.Copy !req
344. Rudy.
Yes, sir.Copy !req
345. Where the hell is
Lovell's team?Copy !req
346. They're out there.Copy !req
347. They're inspecting the T-72.Copy !req
348. A tank. Where?Copy !req
349. In the swamp.
The blown-out one.Copy !req
350. Gunnery Sergeant Griego,Copy !req
351. he informed us
that you wanted...Copy !req
352. They're covering
your ass, Nate.Copy !req
353. What the fuck is
going on here?Copy !req
354. How would it look
if that tank was operational?Copy !req
355. Well I'll tell you
what it looks like right now.Copy !req
356. It resembles
an incompetent moronCopy !req
357. climbing up the asshole
of his company commanderCopy !req
358. by inventing
a bullshit mission.Copy !req
359. Did you seek
my authorityCopy !req
360. before tasking
my platoon with this?Copy !req
361. I did... I woke youCopy !req
362. 40 ago to affirm
the order.Copy !req
363. You woke me.Copy !req
364. I hadn't been to sleep
in 36 hours.Copy !req
365. I have no recollection
whatsoever of you waking...Copy !req
366. I thought
I was dreaming.Copy !req
367. Get the fuck
out of here.Copy !req
368. And do not ever again
mess with my platoon.Copy !req
369. I was just trying
to cover you.Copy !req
370. You know you're suspect
with Battalion.Copy !req
371. Fuck that... you can fuck
with me all you want,Copy !req
372. but do not... I repeat...
do not fuck with my men.Copy !req
373. I'm putting it down, Gunny.Copy !req
374. You picking it up?Copy !req
375. Hey, Stiney.Copy !req
376. That's my front yard
you just puked on there.Copy !req
377. Sorry.Copy !req
378. Clumps of them
in tens and twenties.Copy !req
379. They're coming
from as far as I can see.Copy !req
380. Quite a party
you got going, Damon.Copy !req
381. They started showing up
at zero-dark-thirty.Copy !req
382. The plan is for my platoon
to escort these folksCopy !req
383. through our lines
to the southern checkpoint.Copy !req
384. I need you to let them through
in blocks of 40.Copy !req
385. Sir, if I may ask,Copy !req
386. why not send 'em
back to Al Kut?Copy !req
387. The fighting's
over there.Copy !req
388. These people
aren't from Al Kut.Copy !req
389. They say
they're from Baghdad.Copy !req
390. They walked
over a hundred miles?Copy !req
391. Look...Copy !req
392. we don't know
who anyone is.Copy !req
393. Could be a suicide bomber
among them,Copy !req
394. so stay frosty.Copy !req
395. Keep your vehicles
at a walking pace.Copy !req
396. And, this is important,
keep a good distanceCopy !req
397. from these people.Copy !req
398. Roger.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
399. White boys on my team
celebrating the end
of our war, sir.Copy !req
400. 35, 40 at a clip.Copy !req
401. And keep
the families together.Copy !req
402. Roger.Copy !req
403. Smith, bring them through
in groups of 35!Copy !req
404. Keep the families
together.Copy !req
405. Slow walk them.
Stay hard.Copy !req
406. Slow walk them.Copy !req
407. Slow walking them.Copy !req
408. This is Hitman Actual.Copy !req
409. Keep your eyes open.
Watch their hands.Copy !req
410. Some of them
might be armed.Copy !req
411. Hey, kid, nice jacket.Copy !req
412. Espera! Espera!
Take 'em through.Copy !req
413. Salaam alaikum.Copy !req
414. Salaam alaikum.Copy !req
415. Keep your fucking
distance from them.Copy !req
416. Gunny, I want
to take out the...Copy !req
417. Garza, come up here
to the front.Copy !req
418. All right?
Let's roll.Copy !req
419. Bravo, this is Two-Two.Copy !req
420. Don't point your weapons
at these peopleCopy !req
421. but keep your guns up.Copy !req
422. Hitman Two-Three,
this is Hitman Two-Two.Copy !req
423. Roger.
Copy that.Copy !req
424. All right, we've got the, uh,
left side on this one.Copy !req
425. Two-Two, keep an eye on that
group coming past your Humvee.Copy !req
426. Where's my Trombley?Copy !req
427. Get these people
some water.Copy !req
428. Not the ass water.
Get the bottled.Copy !req
429. - Two-Two, keep that group tight.
- Keep a good pace.Copy !req
430. Carry that, Miss?
I got it.Copy !req
431. Yo, break out
some M.R.E.s.Copy !req
432. Like my nigga Tupac said,
it's hard times, man.Copy !req
433. Yeah.Copy !req
434. Make me wanna holler.Copy !req
435. Word.Copy !req
436. Water, water!Copy !req
437. - Water, water!
- Me, me, me!Copy !req
438. Keep moving.Copy !req
439. Easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
440. Thank you, soldier.Copy !req
441. Thank you
for letting me passCopy !req
442. on my own road
in my own country.Copy !req
443. Excuse me, ma'am?Copy !req
444. Why are you Americans here?Copy !req
445. We want to help you,
ma'am.Copy !req
446. You know,
I come from Baghdad.Copy !req
447. It is a beautiful city,
and you are bombing it.Copy !req
448. This is to make
my life better?Copy !req
449. Goddammit.Copy !req
450. Brad, we don't have to take
this kinda guff.Copy !req
451. I mean, we're liberating
these ungrateful bitches.Copy !req
452. You know, this is
a very beautiful country,Copy !req
453. and our president
is very stupid.Copy !req
454. Maybe you are here
for liberation.Copy !req
455. I don't know.
But because of oil,Copy !req
456. it feel like war
of aggression.Copy !req
457. Ma'am, I think you got
a really good point.Copy !req
458. No, I really do, okay?
Really.Copy !req
459. So much for death
before dishonor.Copy !req
460. Damn, Devil Dog, for a piece
of ass like that, I would...Copy !req
461. well, I'd sell your sister
to Uday and Qusay, yes, sir.Copy !req
462. Hitman Two-Three,
this is Hitman Two.Copy !req
463. Watch out for that Haji
on your left.Copy !req
464. He looks
a little suspicious.Copy !req
465. Here, take this food.Copy !req
466. Well... yeah, well, now,
don't give that thing to me.Copy !req
467. Yeah, I understand.
Ma'am, I understand.Copy !req
468. Are you happy now?Copy !req
469. Man, like this,
I grow up.Copy !req
470. Come on.Copy !req
471. Shukran.
Shukran.Copy !req
472. There you go.Copy !req
473. Shlomek, shlomek.Copy !req
474. It's okay.
Shlomek.Copy !req
475. Mikey, give us a hand.Copy !req
476. It's okay.
Come on.Copy !req
477. Oh, I got ya.
I got ya.Copy !req
478. Here we go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
479. Easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
480. In you go.
That's enough.Copy !req
481. No more,
truck's full.Copy !req
482. All right now.
There you go.Copy !req
483. We just turned this
combat team into a hay ride.Copy !req
484. Thanks. Obrigado.Copy !req
485. Gotta keep him cool.Copy !req
486. Doesn't matter
what we do here.Copy !req
487. A quarter of these babies
are gonna die.Copy !req
488. You all right,
Nathan?Copy !req
489. Yeah, Gunny.Copy !req
490. I'm good.Copy !req
491. We're helping people.Copy !req
492. This humanitarian stuff.Copy !req
493. We get lost in it,
we're not combat effective.Copy !req
494. This is our future here.Copy !req
495. Lieutenant, sir!Copy !req
496. Godfather's on
the radio for you.Copy !req
497. Battalion wants us
Oscar Mike.Copy !req
498. Yeah, man, I know.
Thanks.Copy !req
499. Don't Bravo it.
Use the smoke first.Copy !req
500. God fucking Jesus!Copy !req
501. What the fuck!Copy !req
502. His fucking head exploded!Copy !req
503. Guaranteed,
he ain't getting up.Copy !req
504. Well at least we gave him
a happy meal before he died.Copy !req
505. No, wait, check that!Copy !req
506. Before we hit him
in the headCopy !req
507. with a fucking
forty Mike-Mike.Copy !req
508. Goddamn!Copy !req
509. How the fuck'd the Hajis
kill an M1A1?Copy !req
510. Not a mobility kill.Copy !req
511. Both tracks look okay.Copy !req
512. Think the Marines in there
got out?Copy !req
513. If not, they died fighting
a legit enemy.Copy !req
514. Jesus, dude,
that was First Marines.Copy !req
515. They gotta be from Oceanside.Copy !req
516. Hitman Two-One,
this is Hitman Two.Copy !req
517. The E.C.P. for the division camp
is at gridCopy !req
518. Papa Quebec Two-Seven-Eight
Three-Nine-Four. Over.Copy !req
519. Roger.Copy !req
520. I copy grid Papa QuebecCopy !req
521. Two-Seven-Eight
Three-Nine-Four. Over.Copy !req
522. Affirm.
Hitman Two out.Copy !req
523. Hey, those are dogs
we outta shoot.Copy !req
524. If I felt
we could spare the ammo,Copy !req
525. I'd give you the order.Copy !req
526. Oh, fuck, man.Copy !req
527. Do not run that over,
Ray.Copy !req
528. Jesus, you just
can't fucking win.Copy !req
529. Man, they're prepping
Baghdad hard.Copy !req
530. And we're in a fucking
POG camp.Copy !req
531. It's over for us.Copy !req
532. We won't be part
of the show in Baghdad.Copy !req
533. Yeah.Copy !req
534. This wasn't what
we trained for.Copy !req
535. I just wanted
to get one...Copy !req
536. real recon mission
in this war.Copy !req
537. You know?Copy !req
538. Putting us in these...Copy !req
539. is an affront
to my warrior spirit.Copy !req
540. I'm a hunter.Copy !req
541. Not a fucking truck driver
corralling gun platforms.Copy !req
542. Brad, we were the fucking
first boots on the groundCopy !req
543. in the American invasion
of Mesopotamia.Copy !req
544. And you got your men
out alive.Copy !req
545. You might be sad about
not getting your mission but...Copy !req
546. for me,
I gotta tell you,Copy !req
547. I'm glad this is over.Copy !req
548. no more cat holes.Copy !req
549. This fucking
POG camp we're inCopy !req
550. has a legit,
slit-trench latrine.Copy !req
551. Really.Copy !req
552. That's my recon mission,
then.Copy !req
553. Step, lockin' comps.Copy !req
554. Hitman Two-Three,
this is Hitman Two-Two.Copy !req
555. Uh...
Over.Copy !req
556. Hey.Copy !req
557. Manimal, you are
no longer allowedCopy !req
558. to touch
the handset again. Over.Copy !req
559. Hey.Copy !req
560. Yeah, you're right.
Over.Copy !req
561. Put my babies down.Copy !req
562. Think I'm gonna get
some shuteye.Copy !req
563. I want you to know
you done good, Tony.Copy !req
564. You earned
a lot of reputationCopy !req
565. in the recon community
as my A.T.L.Copy !req
566. You always had
my six, uh...Copy !req
567. I just want you to know
that I really appreciate that.Copy !req
568. It's...
and it's been, uh...Copy !req
569. Do you realize the shit
that we've done here?Copy !req
570. The people we've killed.Copy !req
571. Back in the civilian
world, dawg,Copy !req
572. if we did this,
we would go to prison.Copy !req
573. Poke, you're thinking
like a Mexican again.Copy !req
574. Think like a white man.Copy !req
575. Over there,
they'll be...Copy !req
576. laying on the medals
for what we did.Copy !req
577. What's with you, dawg?Copy !req
578. Mattis over there?Copy !req
579. Yeah.Copy !req
580. I'm tweaking, bro.Copy !req
581. Don't feel right
unless I'm strapped.Copy !req
582. Gonna go pull guard duty.Copy !req
583. Sir.Copy !req
584. Sergeant,
they're speaking pretty highlyCopy !req
585. of First Recon
at division headquarters.Copy !req
586. General thinks
we're slaying dragons.Copy !req
587. I'm pleased
to hear that, sir.Copy !req
588. But between you and me,
it's bullshit.Copy !req
589. You men need
another mission.Copy !req
590. Tanks are gonna
lead the way into Baghdad.Copy !req
591. But we wanna
get in the game, too.Copy !req
592. Yes, sir.Copy !req
593. Be advised, Brad.Copy !req
594. Stay frosty.Copy !req
595. Titties!
Show us them titties!Copy !req
596. God damn... no.
Come on, baby.Copy !req
597. I got $15, just give me
one ass cheek!Copy !req
598. That's one liberated bitch.Copy !req
599. I'm gonna hit that shit.Copy !req
600. You must be wearing
your desert goggles.Copy !req
601. That ain't nothing
but a...Copy !req
602. piece of nappy-haired
Whiskey Tango.Copy !req
603. He's right, man.
You ain't hitting shit.Copy !req
604. W.M. like that, nah,
she'd be wearing Kevlar pantiesCopy !req
605. nailed on top of
a concertina-wire bush.Copy !req
606. Yeah, well, I'm gonna
do a recon, fool.Copy !req
607. I'm gonna make a path
for all you motherfuckers.Copy !req
608. Shit, man, can you imagine
the stank on that cunt?Copy !req
609. That is exactly
where I'm going.Copy !req
610. Yes, sir, I'm gonna
go down on herCopy !req
611. like she's got all
of Saddam's WMDsCopy !req
612. just buried
right between her legs.Copy !req
613. Just, ahh.Copy !req
614. You better dig deep.Copy !req
615. Oh, yeah, baby.
Get in there, Jacks.Copy !req
616. Get a little task force.
Tap it! Tap it!Copy !req
617. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
618. Its not that bad
over here.Copy !req
619. Don't kill yourself
like that.Copy !req
620. Oh, shit.Copy !req
621. Go get it, baby.
Get some for old J.C.Copy !req
622. Get some!Copy !req
623. Oh, shit, heads up!Copy !req
624. Oh, shit! Smash!Copy !req
625. Belay that, Devil Dog.Copy !req
626. You's a'squealing like a bunch
of butt-fucked Vassar bitches.Copy !req
627. Unfuck yourselves,
or we're gonna sufferCopy !req
628. the spectacle of a W.M.Copy !req
629. with a bunch
of horny Devil DogsCopy !req
630. trailing her stern.Copy !req
631. Gets yourselves
squared up here.Copy !req
632. Corporal,
you're inappropriatingCopy !req
633. your chemical
filtration deviceCopy !req
634. by attempting
fornication with it.Copy !req
635. Jesus,
do I have to tell youCopy !req
636. not to desecrate your mask
with perversions?Copy !req
637. Where the fuck
are your helmets?Copy !req
638. Fucking Sixta, no sooner
do we stop getting shot at,Copy !req
639. the motherfucker
is out here lifing usCopy !req
640. in his illiterate
fucking retardese.Copy !req
641. People think
they have the authorityCopy !req
642. to kill
the minority, man.Copy !req
643. Fuck the police.Copy !req
644. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
645. Holy shit!Copy !req
646. What the fuck?Copy !req
647. Get some!Copy !req
648. Fucking Brad.
Hmm.Copy !req
649. Hells yeah!Copy !req
650. Man, it don't get
no better than that!Copy !req
651. All stations be advised.Copy !req
652. Sergeant Colbert is wings level.Copy !req
653. Can somebody clear him hot?Copy !req
654. Hey, Holsey,
come over here.Copy !req
655. What, did you,
like give himCopy !req
656. some Rolling Stone drugs
or something?Copy !req
657. No.Copy !req
658. What the fuck
did you do to him?Copy !req
659. Just asked him
what he would beCopy !req
660. if he wasn't a Marine.Copy !req
661. Oh, my God, he wants
to be a ballerina?Copy !req
662. That's my fucking dream.Copy !req
663. Come on, brother.Copy !req
664. Whoo!Copy !req
665. What the fuck?Copy !req
666. This fucking rocks.Copy !req
667. Better now.Copy !req
668. Ray, I want you
to gather the team.Copy !req
669. Hey, dude, you're not
fucking out of your mind.Copy !req
670. All right.Copy !req
671. Drop your pots,
gents.Copy !req
672. Sergeant Colbert's
giving you a pass.Copy !req
673. And, uh... dude...Copy !req
674. try sleeping in
a Humvee.Copy !req
675. There's something
I've been keeping from you.Copy !req
676. I wasn't sure we were gonna
live to share this moment.Copy !req
677. Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
678. Chef Boyardee!Copy !req
679. The master!Copy !req
680. To celebrate.Copy !req
681. Trombley,
get a fire going.Copy !req
682. Walt, here.Copy !req
683. You deceiving, conniving,
Hebrew motherfucker.Copy !req
684. How were you gonna keep this
from your dearest pal Ray-Ray?Copy !req
685. I've got one more secret
to share.Copy !req
686. Juggs!Copy !req
687. No, no, no, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait, not yet!Copy !req
688. I need some... I need
some time with this alone.Copy !req
689. Come on, just give me one.Copy !req
690. Just calm down!Copy !req
691. You'll get your sloppy seconds
with... Jasmine.Copy !req
692. And Ray, you gotta share
with Trombley.Copy !req
693. What?
He'll kill her!Copy !req
694. Eat, fuck, kill.Copy !req
695. All the same, right?Copy !req
696. Yeah!
All the sameCopy !req
697. if you're
a fucking psycho.Copy !req
698. Brad, I-I'm telling you,
I fear for Jasmine.Copy !req
699. Speaking of which,Copy !req
700. one of you guys still has
my girlfriend's picture.Copy !req
701. Watch out for that!Copy !req
702. Dude...Copy !req
703. I hate to tell you thisCopy !req
704. but your girlfriend's
kind of a whore.Copy !req
705. What?Copy !req
706. Yeah.Copy !req
707. Last time I saw her,
she was doingCopy !req
708. all of H-and-S company.Copy !req
709. She doesn't
deserve you, man.
No.Copy !req
710. Bro, civilian food
gives me the munchies, mm!Copy !req
711. Mm.Copy !req
712. Thanks, Brad.Copy !req
713. Beef-a-roni?Copy !req
714. What's your problem?Copy !req
715. Last time the white man
gave my people something,Copy !req
716. it was blankets
laced with typhoid.Copy !req
717. Poke, can't we all
just get along?Copy !req
718. Hey, Whopper Junior,Copy !req
719. you got any Tabasco
to go with this?Copy !req
720. Okay,
there it is.Copy !req
721. You did just call him
Whopper Junior.Copy !req
722. Now what the hell
is that about?Copy !req
723. We call our man
Whopper JuniorCopy !req
724. because they're sold
at Burger King.Copy !req
725. Burger King.Copy !req
726. Right.Copy !req
727. B.K.Copy !req
728. Baby Killer.Copy !req
729. Trombley's our little
Whopper JuniorCopy !req
730. ever since
he shot those shepherds.Copy !req
731. Damn, Brad, what else
you got hidden in the Humvee?Copy !req
732. A fat chick?Copy !req
733. You shoot some civilians,
you get a reputation.Copy !req
734. Walt. Walt!
He didn't mean that.Copy !req
735. Jacks and Hasser.Copy !req
736. Oh, he was, uh,Copy !req
737. coming back from L.A.,
probably driving drunk...Copy !req
738. Walt.Copy !req
739. Fucking messed up hick.Copy !req
740. You can't even eat ravioli.Copy !req
741. I can eat ravioli.Copy !req
742. Gents, the final battleCopy !req
743. against Saddam's military
began this morningCopy !req
744. when R.C.T.-Five
crossed the Diala river.Copy !req
745. The final assault
of Baghdad is underway.Copy !req
746. Now, some of you
may have surmisedCopy !req
747. that this is not a game
for Marines in open Humvees.Copy !req
748. That while this
great battle's being fought,Copy !req
749. you'd be sitting in a field
holding your dicks.Copy !req
750. Or if you're in H-and-S company,
holding our dicks.Copy !req
751. We are two miles...
out from your pause.Copy !req
752. This is a problem that's
been gnawing at Godfather...Copy !req
753. Solid copy.Copy !req
754. since Al Kut.Copy !req
755. And the solution was right
in front of me the whole time.Copy !req
756. Gentlemen,
the northern flank.Copy !req
757. Above Baghdad,
we assumeCopy !req
758. a significant
Republican Guard presence,Copy !req
759. especially since
it's this regionCopy !req
760. that's home to the Sunnis
and Ba'athists.Copy !req
761. Now, it turns out
this has been weighingCopy !req
762. on the C.G.'s mindCopy !req
763. when I went to meet
with him last night.Copy !req
764. Chaos has committed
all three regimentsCopy !req
765. to the assault
from the east, here.Copy !req
766. There's a town
called Baqubah,Copy !req
767. about 50 klicks
north of the cityCopy !req
768. where an Iraqi mechanized
Republican Guard divisionCopy !req
769. is unaccounted for.
Okay.Copy !req
770. Now, this leaves
Chaos's northern flankCopy !req
771. as tender as
the virgin's thigh.Copy !req
772. Until I met with him,
C.G. thought his only optionCopy !req
773. was to peel off
a mechanized battalion.Copy !req
774. As a good officer should,
I gave him another option.Copy !req
775. Gentlemen,
we are going to Baqubah.Copy !req
776. Expect warning orders
within 30 mikes.Copy !req
777. Sir,
there's a situation.Copy !req
778. Despite our best efforts,Copy !req
779. they came up on our comms
this morning.Copy !req
780. They know where we are,
and they're less thanCopy !req
781. two klicks
from our perimeter.Copy !req
782. Sir, we could give them
a tangential mission.Copy !req
783. Maybe task them
with guarding H-and-S?Copy !req
784. Major, Major.
We can't unfuck this one.Copy !req
785. Gentlemen, one other thing.Copy !req
786. Delta company
will be with us.Copy !req
787. The reservists
have arrived.Copy !req
788. All right, that's it.Copy !req
789. Fuck.Copy !req
790. Delta.Copy !req
791. What's the location
of the checkpoint?Copy !req
792. Hitman Two, this is Hitman...Copy !req
793. Hey, T,
what's the date today?Copy !req
794. This is Hitman Two-Two.
Solid copy.Copy !req
795. Yo, Dirty!Copy !req
796. Gets me a donkey dick.
Radiator.Copy !req
797. Yeah, wait one, Ray.Copy !req
798. Hey, this gypsy rack's
starting to fall off.Copy !req
799. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
800. I'm writing
in my journal.Copy !req
801. About all this shit?Copy !req
802. What, about how
you're, uh,Copy !req
803. single-handedly
winning this war?Copy !req
804. That's the type of shitCopy !req
805. that Cody puts
in his little diary.Copy !req
806. Look, if they say
we fought valiantly here,Copy !req
807. I want 'em to know
we fought retarded.Copy !req
808. Yeah, I guess
going into towns,Copy !req
809. storming an airfield
with no observation...Copy !req
810. Come on, Ray.
I work for Captain America.Copy !req
811. You have Fick, at least.Copy !req
812. I've been
telling you, Eric.Copy !req
813. It don't have to
be that way.Copy !req
814. One bullet
in the head,Copy !req
815. our whole platoon
is squared away.Copy !req
816. Stow that fucking shit.
You had your chancesCopy !req
817. like everybody else,
and you haven't done it,Copy !req
818. so fuck you, Dan.Copy !req
819. Here comes dumb-ass.Copy !req
820. Well, guys,
it's been groovy.Copy !req
821. Good work, men.Copy !req
822. Yes, sir.Copy !req
823. Good.
Good work.Copy !req
824. Each man sees things
differently in combat.Copy !req
825. Right now, at any time,
we could die.Copy !req
826. It's almost enough
to make you lose your sanity.Copy !req
827. But to remain calm
and stay in a placeCopy !req
828. where you think
you will die,Copy !req
829. that too is
the definition of insane.Copy !req
830. Nate, you have
to become insaneCopy !req
831. to survive in combat.Copy !req
832. What time are we having
this thing?Copy !req
833. What thing?Copy !req
834. I got
the small thing.Copy !req
835. Yeah.Copy !req
836. All right, this is how
it comes down to us.Copy !req
837. We're on point
for the battalionCopy !req
838. but first we're linking up
with War Pig.Copy !req
839. Great. We're gonna be
rolling with some real ass.Copy !req
840. The fucking L.A.V.s.Copy !req
841. Good news, bad news, Ray.Copy !req
842. They're giving us the L.A.V.s
but that's becauseCopy !req
843. they're sending us
north of Baghdad,Copy !req
844. where all Saddam's people
are from.Copy !req
845. And they don't
love us up thereCopy !req
846. like they do down south.Copy !req
847. So fuck 'em where they live.Copy !req
848. Damn right.Copy !req
849. We'll be surrounded by
friendlies until here.Copy !req
850. The magic line.Copy !req
851. No American unit
has gone past this line.Copy !req
852. A couple tried yesterday
and got ambushed.Copy !req
853. This is bad-guy country.Copy !req
854. Take the truck to...Copy !req
855. All right, gents.
We got 30 mikes.Copy !req
856. Somebody's gotta win this.Copy !req
857. What the fuck are you
all moto about?Copy !req
858. Jumping Jehoshaphat.Copy !req
859. Are we that desperate
for cannon fodderCopy !req
860. that they're clearing out
the sick, the lame, the crazy?Copy !req
861. Look at these boys!
Hey, huh?Copy !req
862. Look at these guys!Copy !req
863. What's up, dawg?Copy !req
864. Look at these guys!Copy !req
865. What's up, my nigga?Copy !req
866. How the fuck
did you find us?Copy !req
867. I came up with Delta.Copy !req
868. Shit, the fucking
reservists, dude?Copy !req
869. Brad, you're not gonna
believe it.Copy !req
870. It has been madness
since day one.Copy !req
871. What happened to your cushy
liaison gig at Al Jabar?Copy !req
872. Yeah, rocking
the fucking side pipeCopy !req
873. with them
Air Force hotties.Copy !req
874. Fuck that.Copy !req
875. I ain't had a war since Somalia.
I had to get some.Copy !req
876. But I seriously
would notta jumped shipCopy !req
877. if it meant rolling
with Delta.Copy !req
878. I understand that.Copy !req
879. What, clusterfuck?Copy !req
880. They're off the hook.Copy !req
881. Dude, they don't got
any gear or food.Copy !req
882. They were pulling
escort duty just to eat.Copy !req
883. And then they got to rolling
into these hamletsCopy !req
884. and doing
these shows of force,Copy !req
885. you know,
cowboy shit for fun.Copy !req
886. At this one town,
I swear to God,Copy !req
887. they thought
it'd be funnyCopy !req
888. to give these little kids,
like, porn mags.Copy !req
889. Like Hustlers and Maxims
and shit.Copy !req
890. Show the little Hajis
what we're fighting for.Copy !req
891. This old Iraqi
comes storming out,Copy !req
892. starts screaming
at our interpreterCopy !req
893. about how we're fucking up
their moralsCopy !req
894. or some dumb shit,
right?Copy !req
895. And... and he's super
fucking pissed.Copy !req
896. The old man's
got an R.P.G.Copy !req
897. What?Copy !req
898. Delta fucking freaks.Copy !req
899. They lobbed, like,
26 Mark-19 rounds.Copy !req
900. They fuck up
the whole hamlet.
Fuck.Copy !req
901. Bull fucking shit.Copy !req
902. Ollie North filmed
the whole fucking thing.Copy !req
903. What?Copy !req
904. The Oliver North.Copy !req
905. Oliver fucking North
was standing thereCopy !req
906. with a camera crew
from Fox.Copy !req
907. Filming the whole
fucking thingCopy !req
908. like it was the turning point
in the fucking war.Copy !req
909. These Delta fucks
are like LAPD copsCopy !req
910. and DEA agents
and fucking Air Marshals.Copy !req
911. You know what I mean?Copy !req
912. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
913. And they're lead
by this Napoleon doucheCopy !req
914. who is, like,
a corporalCopy !req
915. or some shit in
the Albuquerque P.D.Copy !req
916. I swear to God,Copy !req
917. this motherfucker has got
cattle horns on his Humvee.Copy !req
918. This is so colossally retardedCopy !req
919. I can't even say anything
about it.Copy !req
920. Godfather knows.Copy !req
921. He's been ducking us
on the commsCopy !req
922. for the past
couple weeks.Copy !req
923. But they're here now,
Brad,Copy !req
924. and they're rolling
with you.Copy !req
925. No fucking way.Copy !req
926. We're working
with reservists?Copy !req
927. That's some bullshit.Copy !req
928. Look at this motherfucker.Copy !req
929. Check it out.Copy !req
930. If I'm lying,
I'm dying.Copy !req
931. Oh, that's a real Marine.Copy !req
932. Fick!Copy !req
933. Hey, here's the fucking
drill box, dude.Copy !req
934. We're out of
our MOPPS right now.Copy !req
935. Yes, sir.Copy !req
936. You can actually see it
rolling downhill.Copy !req
937. Yep.
Here it comes.Copy !req
938. Change in S.O.P.Copy !req
939. Out of our MOPP suits.Copy !req
940. You got five mikes to get right,
then we're red-con one.Copy !req
941. We're back in camis!Copy !req
942. So fresh and so clean.Copy !req
943. Oh, fuck, I don't have
boot bands...Copy !req
944. Hey, my balls smell
like Jack's mouth.Copy !req
945. How do you know what
his mouth smells like?Copy !req
946. Cause my balls
were in it.Copy !req
947. What the fuck do they do
over there, man?Copy !req
948. No, really, if we're not
in our MOPP suits,Copy !req
949. that means
there's no WMDs.Copy !req
950. If there's no WMDs,Copy !req
951. then why are we here
in the first place?Copy !req
952. I knew you were
a fucking gay-ass liberal.Copy !req
953. You tried to pretendCopy !req
954. by invading Iraq with us,
but I knew.Copy !req
955. I'm serious, Ray.Copy !req
956. Isn't that the whole point
of us being here?Copy !req
957. The point is we get
to kill people, you dumb fuck.Copy !req
958. What's the difference
anyway, man?Copy !req
959. I mean,
war's almost over.Copy !req
960. We're just about done
with this bitch.Copy !req
961. Shit, man,
they're taking everything.Copy !req
962. Yeah, they're pretty much
liberated around here.Copy !req
963. Ray, stay focused.Copy !req
964. We have a mission.Copy !req
965. Yeah, some mission.
Cross the magic line.Copy !req
966. What the fuck can that
be all about?Copy !req
967. That's us.Copy !req
968. War Pig, then Recon.Copy !req
969. The line is
on 34 north.Copy !req
970. On the other side?
The Iraqis.Copy !req
971. And they're mechanized.Copy !req
972. Focus, Ray.
Focus.Copy !req
973. Watch for mines, Ray.Copy !req
974. Remember, this is
bad-guy country.Copy !req
975. Hey reporter, you know what
you're supposed to doCopy !req
976. if the Humvee
gets hit by a mine?Copy !req
977. You're supposed
to curl up like a bitch.Copy !req
978. Trombley, make nice.Copy !req
979. You know how to curl up like
a bitch, don't you, reporter?Copy !req
980. for what is believed to beCopy !req
981. the final assault
on the city's defenders.Copy !req
982. And now for cricket.
With a follow up...Copy !req
983. BBC says they're putting
whoop-ass on Baghdad.Copy !req
984. And we're out here
in the fucking sticks.Copy !req
985. Man, turn that shit off.Copy !req
986. Told the BBC it was
a disappointing resultCopy !req
987. but he said
there's always a next time.Copy !req
988. We're out here under the radar
where nobody knows we're here.Copy !req
989. Hopefully it'll fucking
stay that way.Copy !req
990. "Once more into
the great good night.Copy !req
991. Cry havoc and let slip
the dogs of war."Copy !req
992. Man, when I get home,Copy !req
993. I am gonna eat the fuck
out of my girlfriend's pussy.Copy !req
994. Is that Shakespeare?Copy !req
995. Shakespeare wrote that?Copy !req
996. About his girlfriend's
pussy?Copy !req
997. Godfather, Godfather.Copy !req
998. Huh, I take it
the L.A.V.sCopy !req
999. in front of us just
crossed the magic line.Copy !req
1000. L.A.V.s report enemy contact
on both sides of the road.Copy !req
1001. How copy?Copy !req
1002. Rockets, mortars,
and machine guns.Copy !req
1003. Hitman, Hitman.Copy !req
1004. Small arms fire
to our three o'clock,Copy !req
1005. two-five-zero meters out.Copy !req
1006. I have no targets.
No targets.Copy !req
1007. Walt, what are you
shooting at?Copy !req
1008. I got muzzle flashes
behind the walls.Copy !req
1009. Whoa, hold on, buddy.Copy !req
1010. That's a fucking village
over there.Copy !req
1011. I see fucking fire
coming in.Copy !req
1012. Not from the houses.Copy !req
1013. There are people
in that village, Walt.Copy !req
1014. All Hitman Two Victors...Copy !req
1015. They ain't shooting
at us.Copy !req
1016. to advance to one six north
on route green.Copy !req
1017. Break.
They've made contactCopy !req
1018. with a squad-sized force.
Over.Copy !req
1019. Roger.Copy !req
1020. Ray, halt the vehicle.Copy !req
1021. All right.Copy !req
1022. The L.A.V.s have stopped.Copy !req
1023. - Enemy! Enemy both sides!
- Break.Copy !req
1024. Oh, my God,
is he crying?Copy !req
1025. Hitman Three Victor.Copy !req
1026. No he's not.
He's just nervous.Copy !req
1027. We're gonna die if they don't
get us out of here!Copy !req
1028. They sent us to die!Copy !req
1029. Okay, fuck it.
He's crying.Copy !req
1030. All Hitman Victors,
this is Hitman Two.Copy !req
1031. Be advised the L.A.V.s
are egressing to the south.Copy !req
1032. Break.Copy !req
1033. We're pulling back
into a defensive positionCopy !req
1034. and dropping mortars.
Over.Copy !req
1035. Yeah, that's a solid copy.Copy !req
1036. Trombley, the L.A.V.s will
be coming up on our left.Copy !req
1037. Do not engage.Copy !req
1038. If you do,
they'll schwack us.Copy !req
1039. Jesus Christ, tracers
skipping around us.Copy !req
1040. That's our own guys shooting
down the axis of our convoy.Copy !req
1041. All Hitman Two Victors,
hold your fire. Break.Copy !req
1042. It's the fucking
reservists.Copy !req
1043. Does anyone have comms
with Delta? Over.Copy !req
1044. Is that the reservists
firing on the ville?Copy !req
1045. Walt?Copy !req
1046. Hey, it's Delta.Copy !req
1047. They're laying down F.P.F.
on the village.Copy !req
1048. It's all fucked up.Copy !req
1049. Get those guys
on the net.Copy !req
1050. It got passed down.
We have no comms with Delta.Copy !req
1051. I don't know, maybe the fucking
retards'll just run outta ammo.Copy !req
1052. Goddamn, this is
gonna be a long night.Copy !req
1053. Assassin One, we are set.Copy !req
1054. Assassin
One,
this is Assassin Two.Copy !req
1055. You are bounding.Copy !req
1056. Assassin One-Two,Copy !req
1057. this is
Assassin One-Three.Copy !req
1058. We have multiple
enemy entrenchedCopy !req
1059. 400 meters
to the north, break.Copy !req
1060. Possible enemy
mortar positionCopy !req
1061. north 1,000 meters.
Interrogative.Copy !req
1062. Stay in line!Copy !req
1063. Are you in a position
to observe and prosecuteCopy !req
1064. these targets with air?Copy !req
1065. One-Three, this is
Assassin One-Two.Copy !req
1066. E-ffirm.
We are static.Copy !req
1067. Stand by, One.
We'll have the Godfather's back.Copy !req
1068. Assassin One-Two out.Copy !req
1069. Break. Break.Copy !req
1070. Twisting, twisting,
this Assassin One-Two, over.Copy !req
1071. Assassin One-Two,
this is Twisting.Copy !req
1072. Send your traffic.Copy !req
1073. Roger. We have multiple
entrenched personnelCopy !req
1074. in a possible
mortar position.Copy !req
1075. Mike Charlie four-five.Copy !req
1076. They all got blankets onCopy !req
1077. to hide
their heat signatures,Copy !req
1078. right,
Sergeant Colbert?Copy !req
1079. A week ago,
they didn't knowCopy !req
1080. we could see
their thermals at night.Copy !req
1081. We're gonna push north
through the piperCopy !req
1082. and sweep the area.Copy !req
1083. Now they're adapting.Copy !req
1084. - Interrogative.
- What is your furthest...Copy !req
1085. Didn't work for that guy.Copy !req
1086. Get down!
Whoa!Copy !req
1087. Stay the fuck down!Copy !req
1088. No... no!Copy !req
1089. Cease fire!Copy !req
1090. Cease fucking fire,
Sergeant!Copy !req
1091. Sergeant!Copy !req
1092. Cease fire!Copy !req
1093. Motherfucker!Copy !req
1094. Cease fire!Copy !req
1095. Cease fire now!Copy !req
1096. Asshole!Copy !req
1097. Cease fucking fire!Copy !req
1098. Sergeant!
What the fuck?Copy !req
1099. My staff sergeant told me
to engage all movement.Copy !req
1100. What are you doing?Copy !req
1101. You dumb motherfucker,
you realize you'reCopy !req
1102. shooting at Marines?Copy !req
1103. I saw an Iraqi helmet.Copy !req
1104. We got this, Corporal.Copy !req
1105. Fuck.Copy !req
1106. Two-Actual,
this is Two-One.Copy !req
1107. Who the fuck is
shooting at us?Copy !req
1108. Fucking LAPD cops
from Delta.Copy !req
1109. They fucking love
shooting Mexicans.Copy !req
1110. It was Alpha,
Gabe, Alpha.Copy !req
1111. Mistakes happen.Copy !req
1112. Two-One Actual,
what's your status?Copy !req
1113. Everyone likes
to shoot Mexicans.Copy !req
1114. Even Mexicans.Copy !req
1115. Hitman Two,
this is Two-One.Copy !req
1116. This is accurate
mortar fire.Copy !req
1117. Request permission
to egress.Copy !req
1118. Negative. Our orders are
to hold our position.Copy !req
1119. We're blocking
for Alpha, over.Copy !req
1120. There's a fucking
brain-dead idea.Copy !req
1121. We have to hold.Copy !req
1122. We're covering
Alpha's assault.Copy !req
1123. Whoa, Brad.Copy !req
1124. Check out the retard
cas-evacing lamb chops.Copy !req
1125. Oh, man, that's fucking intense
when you think about it,Copy !req
1126. Homes, I mean,
here's this poor farmerCopy !req
1127. who's out there
in the middle of...Copy !req
1128. Ray, shut the fuck up.Copy !req
1129. Man
R.P.G.!Copy !req
1130. Fucking fish
in a barrel.Copy !req
1131. Same motherfuckers
who tried to smoke your ass.Copy !req
1132. The most dramatic images
have shown American MarinesCopy !req
1133. in Baghdad City Center
pulling down a giant statueCopy !req
1134. of Saddam Hussein.Copy !req
1135. The fighting seems
to have come to an end,Copy !req
1136. - and Baghdad is quiet.
- Turn that shit off.Copy !req
1137. All right, fine.Copy !req
1138. In other news today...Copy !req
1139. Apparently these
motherfuckers up hereCopy !req
1140. don't listen to the BBC.Copy !req
1141. No talking, no radio.Copy !req
1142. Jeez, Brad.Copy !req
1143. Out of the vehicles!Copy !req
1144. Grab the mag.Copy !req
1145. Hey, how about
this guy over here?Copy !req
1146. No, man,
over here, J.J.Copy !req
1147. Hey, Bobby, Bobby,
use my camera too, man.
Damn.Copy !req
1148. All right, come on.Copy !req
1149. Hey, take another...Copy !req
1150. Fucking reservists, man.Copy !req
1151. Taking the fucking photo.Copy !req
1152. Hey, be careful, Dan.
R.P.G. could be mined.Copy !req
1153. Don't pick shit up
till you check it.Copy !req
1154. Copy that.Copy !req
1155. Get up! Get the fuck up!Copy !req
1156. Come on.Copy !req
1157. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
1158. Perhaps you should
cover it, Eric.Copy !req
1159. Hands.Copy !req
1160. Come on... hands.Copy !req
1161. Thank you.
You saved our asses.Copy !req
1162. This is the first
real fighting we've seen.Copy !req
1163. You move, and I'll blow
your fucking head off.Copy !req
1164. I have a family!Copy !req
1165. Yeah.Copy !req
1166. We outta cut his throat like in
the Chechen soldier video, huh?Copy !req
1167. Captain, sir!Copy !req
1168. Sir, what are you...Copy !req
1169. Ha-ha! Yeah.Copy !req
1170. Sir?Copy !req
1171. Intimidation tactic.Copy !req
1172. Sir, we've got
this situation under control.Copy !req
1173. Oh! Wow, fuck!
Oh, bombs!Copy !req
1174. Stay down!
We got a live one, man!Copy !req
1175. - Cover him, Redman.
- Fuck, yeah.Copy !req
1176. You motherfuckers.Copy !req
1177. I'm sorry
I shook your hand.Copy !req
1178. You abused
that prisoner.Copy !req
1179. Hey, Bravo Two,
stay online!Copy !req
1180. Hold your fire.Copy !req
1181. No Saddam!Copy !req
1182. No Saddam!Copy !req
1183. Come on.Copy !req
1184. Slowly.Copy !req
1185. Looks like you won
some hearts and minds, sir.Copy !req
1186. And some tongue.Copy !req
1187. Hey, check it out!
We got their colors!Copy !req
1188. Yeah!Copy !req
1189. I love killing people.Copy !req
1190. Please,
I'm a very low soldier.Copy !req
1191. Oh, fuck that,
you were waiting to kill us.Copy !req
1192. You didn't put
your weapon down.Copy !req
1193. I'm afraid if we put
our weapons down,Copy !req
1194. the police will
come and beat us.Copy !req
1195. Everybody under Saddam
is silent.Copy !req
1196. If he say we got to war
with America, we say, "Good."Copy !req
1197. If he say we don't go to war
with America, we say, "Good."Copy !req
1198. Shit, yeah, we can't
drop our weapons either.Copy !req
1199. We've got orders.
Next stop is Baghdad.Copy !req
1200. I don't want any war crimes
in the back of my truck.Copy !req
1201. Untie his hands.
Give him some water.Copy !req
1202. You letting me go?
How can I go home?Copy !req
1203. My Sergeant, he sees me,
he find out I didn't fight.Copy !req
1204. Negro, ain't no Saddam,
know what I mean?Copy !req
1205. Ain't no Iraqi army.Copy !req
1206. You ain't got
a sergeant no more.Copy !req
1207. Either we killed
his ass already, or,Copy !req
1208. shit, he'd be running away
faster than you.Copy !req
1209. You feel me?Copy !req
1210. You're going to Baghdad,
my friend.Copy !req
1211. We got a prisoner
collection center there.Copy !req
1212. Baghdad?
For free?Copy !req
1213. I'm so happy.
Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
1214. I'm so happy.Copy !req
1215. It's all good, Playboy.Copy !req
1216. Thank you.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
1217. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
1218. Contact two o'clock!Copy !req
1219. What the fuck, man?Copy !req
1220. Don't these fucking guys know
that we won the war already?Copy !req
1221. Got ambushed
all the way up here.Copy !req
1222. Still could be
some bad guys who wanna play.Copy !req
1223. Goddammit, Ray!
No country music.Copy !req
1224. Okay?Copy !req
1225. Dude, it's not
a country song.Copy !req
1226. It's a cowboy song.Copy !req
1227. I hate to break it
to you, Ray...Copy !req
1228. but there are no cowboys.Copy !req
1229. I don't give a fuck
what you write.Copy !req
1230. It's gonna come out
all liberal mediaCopy !req
1231. bullshit spin on it
anyway.Copy !req
1232. Seriously,
what am I supposed to doCopy !req
1233. with all this bullshit
you guys constantly talk?Copy !req
1234. Oh, you think I'm some sort
of racist psycho redneck?Copy !req
1235. What, you ain't?Copy !req
1236. Oh, and you ain'tCopy !req
1237. some fucking militant
taco-bender revolutionary?Copy !req
1238. See, reporter,Copy !req
1239. no outsider can understand
how we really are.Copy !req
1240. We're all
fucking brothers.Copy !req
1241. And we're all fucking
alpha males, too.Copy !req
1242. We gotta constantly
test each other.Copy !req
1243. All we do is fight
for position in the pack, dog.Copy !req
1244. All that training we do,
martial arts, the grappling,Copy !req
1245. it's for practice.Copy !req
1246. But it's also for real,Copy !req
1247. to achieve dominance
over a motherfucker.Copy !req
1248. We do the same thing mentally.
It's prison rules, dog.Copy !req
1249. We probe for any fucking
weakness we can find,Copy !req
1250. family, race,
brains, looks.Copy !req
1251. Anything you have
on a motherfucker,Copy !req
1252. you wear it
the fuck out.Copy !req
1253. Being a Marine isn't
about words anyway.Copy !req
1254. It's about
your fucking actions.Copy !req
1255. Back home
in the civilian world,Copy !req
1256. a fool slaps
a "protect the planet"
sticker on his car,Copy !req
1257. suddenly he's all about
the environment and shit.Copy !req
1258. Don't matter that he still
drives that fucking car,Copy !req
1259. fires up his computer
and video gamesCopy !req
1260. and cell phone every night
with electricity madeCopy !req
1261. from nuclear power, coal,Copy !req
1262. and fucking melted
baby seal oil.Copy !req
1263. No, uh-uh... I got
a dolphin sticker on my shit,Copy !req
1264. so I'm all about saving
the fucking planet.Copy !req
1265. Hmm.
In our fucking
Marine Corps civilization,Copy !req
1266. it don't matter
what a motherfucker says.Copy !req
1267. Only thing that matters is,
dog, will you chargeCopy !req
1268. that motherfucking
machine gunCopy !req
1269. when the motherfucker
tells you to chargeCopy !req
1270. the motherfucking
machine gun?Copy !req
1271. Shit, everybody
in this platoon is
a hard charger.Copy !req
1272. Marines bitch about
everything, man, chow,Copy !req
1273. fucking moron officers,
no time for a combat jack.Copy !req
1274. But you will never hear
a Marine in this platoonCopy !req
1275. bitch that we could
die at any second.
Hell no.Copy !req
1276. That's what
we signed up for.Copy !req
1277. Ooh-rah that,
motherfucker.Copy !req
1278. Do I fucking care
if some latte-sippingCopy !req
1279. bisexual college student
reading about Justin TimberlakeCopy !req
1280. in Rolling Stones think
I'm a psycho racist cracker?Copy !req
1281. Fuck no.Copy !req
1282. I'd give my life
for any brother in here.Copy !req
1283. I know any one of 'em
would do the same for me.Copy !req
1284. You think it matters
if I call fucking "T" a nigger?Copy !req
1285. Pfft, I fucking love
that big dark green MarineCopy !req
1286. and his big ol' beautiful
nigger dick...Copy !req
1287. I love all my dirty
spic brothers here.Copy !req
1288. And I love this fucking
cracker-ass, in-bred,Copy !req
1289. racist peckerwood fuck.Copy !req
1290. I don't know why I do,
dog, but I do.Copy !req
1291. 'Cause I'm pretty,
and I shave my balls.Copy !req
1292. You want to touch 'em,
reporter?Copy !req
1293. No, thanks.Copy !req
1294. Look, man, I joined
the Marine CorpsCopy !req
1295. ten days after
I graduated high school.Copy !req
1296. I went to school
with all these rich kidsCopy !req
1297. at Saint Tamanie's Parish.Copy !req
1298. But I was
an apartment kid.Copy !req
1299. My mom worked.
I worked summersCopy !req
1300. digging footings
on the weekends.Copy !req
1301. I was a dishwasher
at D'Angelo's Pizzeria.Copy !req
1302. I busted my ass.Copy !req
1303. Became a recon Marine
since I was 19.Copy !req
1304. My shit's tight as fuck.
I know that.Copy !req
1305. My brothers
in this platoon know that.Copy !req
1306. So, fuck all of you.Copy !req
1307. Damn, war scribe,Copy !req
1308. you just spit
on my fucking rack, dog.Copy !req
1309. Where?
There!Copy !req
1310. You see that pile
of dried camel dung?Copy !req
1311. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1312. That's my fucking
pillow, dog.Copy !req
1313. You fucking spit on it, fool,
you're a heinous ass white boy.Copy !req
1314. Sorry.Copy !req