1. Hitman Two, Enrage Three-One.
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2. We're checking in with you.
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3. Hey Roger. Hey, we just got a...
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4. we just had contact
and stand by for a six line.
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5. - Enrage Three-One.
- We're ready to copy.
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6. Hey, before I give
you the six line,
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7. do you have a visual
on our pos?
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8. I need some 50-cal ammo!
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9. Jesus Christ.
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10. That's a lot of city.
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11. We're not careful,
we could get lost in this here.
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12. Hey, Redman,
where's the 40 Mike-Mike?
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13. Street after street,
alley after alley.
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14. Look at it.
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15. We thought those little towns
a kilometer long were tough.
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16. You heard the radio traffic
on the way in.
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17. Still got fedayeen sniping
at American units down there.
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18. So, where are we
headed exactly?
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19. This area right here.
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20. Shia slum called Saddam City.
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21. Saddam City, huh?
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22. Need to rename that bitch.
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23. this is Hitman Actual.
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24. We are red-con one
in five Mikes. Over.
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25. Roger that, Hitman.
We're Oscar Mike in five Mikes.
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26. Mount up!
We're on the road, boys!
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27. All right, kids!
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28. Oscar Mike!
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29. Gear up, team two.
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30. Ray!
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31. - Hey, let's go!
- Mount up!
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32. Dude, check it out.
I write "USA" with my piss.
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33. - Quit fucking around.
- Let's get the hell outta here.
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34. All Hitman Two Victors.
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35. Keep goodness first
and stay vigilant.
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36. Two-One Copy.
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37. Two-One Bravo. Roger.
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38. Two-Three. Roger that.
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39. - This is Hitman two two.
- Roger that.
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40. Hitman Three-Two Actual,
this Hitman Two-One Actual.
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41. This is Three-Two Actual.
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42. Send it.
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43. Get me Kocher.
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44. He is no longer
on this team. Over.
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45. Say again.
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46. Be advised.
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47. The team leader's been fired.
Over.
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48. Can't raise Kocher?
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49. He's not riding
with Three-Two.
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50. Were you guys singing
"King of the Road" without me?
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51. Hitman Actual,
this is Godfather.
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52. The battalion ops chief
is arranging staging areas
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53. for the companies. Over.
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54. Roger that, Godfather.
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55. Hail the conquering heroes!
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56. It's General Mattis
and Eric and Brad.
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57. All hail First Recon.
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58. Whoo!
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59. Fuck, yeah!
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60. Show us your tits!
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61. Dance, you pretty bitch!
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62. Ooh-ah!
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63. Brad, what the hell is this?
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64. What the fuck's all this silver
paper they're throwing at us?
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65. Cigarette factory.
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66. Anyone got a match?
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67. It's where they make
these Iraqi shit sticks.
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68. Fuck, man.
Compliments of
your new billet.
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69. If these were Marlboros,
we'd be fucking rich.
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70. Fucking Haji cigarettes.
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71. Next, we'll all be eating
rag-head pussy.
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72. This has got to be the biggest
cloud of second-hand smoke ever.
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73. They fucking execute people for
shit like this in California.
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74. Hey, T.L.'s, looks like we're
staging the vehicles outside!
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75. Gunny, what's the drill here?
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76. We been digging holes
every night.
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77. Combat's over, Rude.
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78. 'Sides, you can't dig
through concrete.
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79. Dirty!
What the fuck is going on?
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80. Kocher and Redman,
you gotta hear it from them.
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81. They're back with Motor T,
Colbert.
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82. Motor T?
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83. Roger that, Hitman Two Actual.
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84. Hey buddy, where do I find
Sergeant Kocher?
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85. Thanks.
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86. Think the fan belt's fucked.
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87. Well, Brad.
How do you like my new MOS?
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88. I'm a fucking POG.
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89. Least we got tunes.
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90. Gangster back here
with the POGs, dude.
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91. What's going on?
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92. He ain't a team leader no more.
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93. Because of that EPW take-down,
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94. the one where Captain America
was trying to get us
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95. to help bayonet the Haji.
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96. Yeah.
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97. He tries to stick the dude,
we stop him, we get suspended.
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98. The fuck?
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99. Them reservists
reported our unit.
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100. Same First Sergeant
shook my hand,
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101. told me I saved his life
when I pulled an EPW
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102. out of the bushes.
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103. Writes up a report
saying we're all involved.
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104. We were trying to stop
the Captain.
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105. Now I'm a war criminal?
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106. Battalion's got
a full inquiry.
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107. Godfather's on it personally.
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108. Why is the Captain still
commanding the platoon?
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109. They relieved him
for about 20 minutes.
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110. Reinstated him.
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111. Seems like officers don't like
to suspend other officers.
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112. Every one of us,
we get paid to brutalize people.
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113. But our Captain, he's brutal
to the wrong people.
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114. Eric, I'm not gonna
stand for this.
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115. I'll request mast.
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116. You know where to find us.
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117. Brad, you heard, didn't you?
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118. I'm not gonna stand for my men
being fucked like this.
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119. My uncle's a full bird
colonel at CENTCOM,
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120. and I'm contacting him.
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121. I'm hiring a lawyer
for all of us.
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122. For all of you?
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123. The important thing, Brad,
is that Eric
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124. and Redman
hang together.
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125. We don't want 'em
talking on their own.
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126. Eric looks up to you.
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127. Let him know
I gotta take the lead.
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128. Sir, at the risk
of speaking out of turn,
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129. it seems to me those men
might not share
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130. the same interests as you.
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131. They're suspended
and you're not.
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132. Beyond my control.
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133. You know, Brad...
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134. the Marine Corps promised
to watch our backs.
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135. They said that we would be held
accountable to facts
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136. not as they are in hindsight,
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137. but as they appeared
to us at the time.
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138. They told us that going in.
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139. And now they're hanging us
out to dry.
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140. Yeah.
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141. First Recon will conduct
military operations
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142. in and around Saddam City
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143. to include patrols that
establish the American presence,
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144. stop the looting and restore
a sense of security
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145. in order to allow critical,
life-sustaining functions
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146. to take place.
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147. The intent is to locate
key facilities in our zones,
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148. such as schools and hospitals,
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149. to collect intelligence on
fedayeen and Ba'ath loyalists
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150. who are still at large
and to prevent lawlessness
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151. and disarm the populace.
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152. The end state is a humble,
competent force
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153. occupying this area,
ensuring security
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154. and mutual trust between us
and the local populace.
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155. We have rolled through this
country fucking things up.
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156. And now, we have
to show these people
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157. what we liberated them for.
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158. Marines have been here
for about 24 hours.
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159. They've set up on the other side
of this warehouse.
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160. They've had one killed
and one wounded
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161. from sniper and mortar fire,
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162. so keep your PPE
on at all times.
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163. Those are Navy SEAL snipers
set up on the top floor
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164. of the office tower, and judging
from their rate of fire,
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165. dropping a bad guy
every five or ten minutes.
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166. But compared to where
we've been,
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167. I think it's pretty safe here.
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168. We should all get
a good night's rest.
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169. That's it.
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170. Oohrah.
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171. A fucking car bomb
at the main gate.
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172. Other fuckers from One-Five
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173. are lighting up the street
like it's cool.
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174. Should we go help them out?
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175. Looks like I was wrong
about that good night's rest.
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176. No purple heart, no disability
check for you, reporter.
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177. Waste of a good bullet.
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178. This is definitely not good.
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179. Anti Air, what the fuck?
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180. Not good at all.
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181. Fuck.
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182. Hey, who's on watch next?
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183. Lilley and Leon.
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184. Where's their racks at?
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185. Everyone in Bravo
will stand up and testify
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186. as to his incompetence.
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187. He has a full bird uncle
at CENTCOM.
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188. I'm sure he's mentioned
it to you.
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189. There's nothing
to be done, Brad.
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190. Just suck it up and smile.
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191. Combat jack.
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192. No, I tried to shit.
I was looking for a place
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193. and I ended up
up at the front gate.
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194. Then people started
shooting each other.
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195. I think I heard an Iraqi
get shot right in front of me.
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196. It's too bad.
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197. He probably would've
liked democracy.
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198. Is that all you got?
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199. Mail call.
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200. Lilley.
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201. Chaffin.
Here.
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202. Espera.
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203. Yo, Dawg.
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204. Fuck, all I got is bills.
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205. Bro, they repo'd my car.
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206. Don't they know
you're a war hero?
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207. Oh, fuck. Got a letter
from my wife here.
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208. What's wrong with that?
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209. It came from the lawyer.
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210. Damn, dawg.
That's cold.
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211. She, uh, wants to take my kids
with her back to Reno.
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212. Everything okay?
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213. Yeah, yeah.
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214. She's been taking, uh,
Jessie to dance class
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215. And she's been managing
the house okay.
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216. She signed it "Love."
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217. It's all good, dawg.
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218. My wife says she
misses me so much.
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219. She says sh... she's gonna
join the Marines
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220. so we can be closer.
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221. She already signed
the papers.
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222. What the fuck?
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223. She'll get sent
straight to Motor T
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224. so she can get air-tighted
by three niggers.
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225. Yeah, she'll look like
a fucking cum dragon.
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226. Yeah, I'd like to call in some
danger-close with my wife.
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227. That's for fucking sure.
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228. Yeah, and maybe fly some Cobras
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229. right up the fucking
lawyer's ass too, you know?
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230. It ain't all joy
and happiness, is it?
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231. Mail call kinda
brings it home.
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232. If morale gets really bad,
Mike, let me know.
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233. I'll stir 'em up good
with the grooming standard.
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234. I'll let you know.
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235. This was apparently Uday
and Qusay's cigarette factory.
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236. They exported 20 brands
of cigarette
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237. and made almost
$50 million a year.
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238. Sounds like you been
doing some research.
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239. Well, I might write
a book one day.
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240. How about you?
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241. Yeah, I mean,
I guess got so much...
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242. We understand.
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243. Please, stop the looting.
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244. Listen, order will be
restored very soon.
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245. This is what
we're talking about, sir.
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246. Actually, sir, it's the only
place in the compound
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247. not covered by this
three-meter wall,
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248. it's this chain-link fence.
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249. Reporter, get down!
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250. Get down!
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251. Sniper.
He's in front of us.
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252. How can you tell?
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253. You can only hear it
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254. when you're directly in front
of the rifle barrel.
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255. And that zip
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256. means it's passing
a few meters from our ears.
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257. All right, one at a time.
Colbert, go!
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258. Bounding!
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259. Set!
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260. I got no muzzle flashes.
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261. Rudy, go!
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262. Bounding!
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263. Set!
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264. Lovell, go!
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265. Bounding!
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266. Set!
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267. All right, Poke, go!
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268. Bounding!
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269. Set!
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270. Reporter, you ready?
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271. Yes!
Go!
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272. What the fuck?
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273. Set, sir!
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274. All officer.
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275. Reporter, what the fuck
was that?
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276. Serpentine,
Shel, Serpentine.
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277. You know, the movie.
"The In-Laws".
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278. Peter Falk tells Alan Arkin,
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279. "Always run
in a serpentine fashion."
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280. I was running evasively.
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281. Next time we come under fire,
run in a straight line.
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282. You'll live longer.
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283. You'll have a full, happy life
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284. of betraying us and others
with your venal lies.
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285. This place is crawling
with fucking grunts.
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286. Looks like my fucking
high school, man.
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287. I don't get it.
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288. We're sending out
one patrol a day?
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289. Yeah.
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290. It's Charlie today,
us tomorrow.
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291. And then Alpha goes
the day after.
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292. How the fuck are we supposed
to take over Baghdad
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293. on one patrol a day?
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294. It's because the battalion's
only got one translator.
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295. Meesh can only go out
one patrol at a time.
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296. Gentlemen.
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297. First Battalion, Fourth Marines
have occupied this structure.
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298. Respectfully,
you're asked to rat-fuck
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299. some other establishment.
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300. Ricky Recon,
you have a nice day.
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301. The fuck do they think they are?
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302. They got there first is all.
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303. Yeah, fuck that.
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304. Hells yes.
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305. Shh.
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306. Jackpot.
Ha-ha!
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307. Damn, look at
all this stuff.
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308. Oh hells, yeah.
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309. Bring me my big-legged
secretary.
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310. Yeah, now, right away.
Send her in.
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311. And, uh, tell her
to bring that coffee.
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312. Yeah, and a blow job.
With extra slobber.
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313. Shit, man.
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314. Fuck it.
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315. Captain America made me
a war criminal anyway, huh?
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316. Damn right.
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317. Whoo!
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318. This is like that holiday
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319. Dirty Earl's
always talking about,
the one where the working man
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320. gets to fuck the rich man's
shit up.
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321. Oh!
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322. Oh, hell no.
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323. Oh, bro, you heinous, dawg!
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324. Let's get the fuck
out of here.
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325. Yeah, nice.
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326. America good.
Saddam no good. No good.
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327. No jobs.
You want anything, bribes.
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328. No good.
No good.
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329. We have nothing
to do but talk,
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330. play dominoes, smoke.
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331. Saddam was an asshole.
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332. Do you want a cigarette?
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333. Life is very hard.
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334. Smoke.
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335. Yeah, thanks.
You...
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337. Valium?
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338. Valium.
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339. N... no.
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340. 'Cause I can't
sleep at night.
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341. Really, why?
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342. And the store
to buy liquor
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343. has been closed since
the bombing has been started.
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344. Oh, that's horrible.
I got some uppers
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346. Valium.
No, no.
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347. Just the uppers.
No downers.
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348. No, Valium, Valium.
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349. Valium. Valium.
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350. Check it, bro.
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351. The men are all sitting
around talking shit
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352. and the women
are all working.
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353. Bro, if we fight the women
instead of the men,
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355. Man, they act like they
actually want us here.
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357. Ah, you have
beautiful eyes.
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359. Girls, dawg.
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360. Girls? Hoo.
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361. Go with my friend.
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362. You like.
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364. I think we got
a light one here.
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365. Just smile like it's all good.
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366. He liked you, bro.
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lack of electricity.
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broken phone lines,
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371. coming through at night
robbing homes.
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372. Oh, and they want jobs.
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374. Well, for now.
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375. Let's mount 'em up.
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376. Yes, sir.
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377. All right, mount up!
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378. We're Oscar Mike!
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379. That was cool.
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380. The phone lines are broken,
the hospitals are ransacked.
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381. Not to mention the fact that
these people were telling me
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382. they're getting robbed
by bandits at night.
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383. We should be out there
in these neighborhoods
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384. at night when they
really need us.
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385. That's a no-go.
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386. Battalion is saying there's
too much heavy fighting
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for us to patrol.
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388. Right, but that's
exactly why...
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389. Battalion thinks what we have to
do is let this work itself out.
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in Baghdad
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engage our forces
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393. "will be complicated
by the local Shias' intolerance
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in their neighborhoods."
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we're gonna stand down
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kill the other.
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398. Battalion says we don't go out
at night, it's too dangerous.
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399. Godfather says the Shias
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our dirty work for us.
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401. If we go out after dark,
the Shias might engage us.
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402. Oh, um, and tomorrow night
we're billeted
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in a hospital complex.
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404. But, Captain, this neighborhood
we were at today, it needed...
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405. That's not our mission.
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406. Hitman Two Actual,
this is Hitman Two-One.
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407. We're at the objective.
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408. Roger. Let's dismount
up here. Over.
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409. Two one copy. We're halting.
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410. Let's find out
what they need.
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only two items,
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and statues of George Bush,
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415. which they plan to erect
up and down the street
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help them pump out the sewage.
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417. They think Bush
is a ruler like Saddam.
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the idea of a president
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419. who maybe next year
will go out.
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421. Damn.
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422. Hey, where's our new
interpreter from?
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423. Walked up to the factory
yesterday.
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425. They have set up barricades to,
uh, help keep people out.
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426. But everyone...
everyone is armed and...
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427. And because the police stations
have... and the armories
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428. have been emptied,
an AK now costs the same
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429. as about two packages
of cigarettes.
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430. Those from an outlying
neighborhood have set up
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431. a mortar behind the mosque,
and at night
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433. They kill us.
Ali Baba.
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the country apart.
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435. You're not putting it
back together.
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that goes on at night,
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and thieves out,
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438. will not correct
the problems of Saddam's rule.
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439. All this is a bomb.
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440. If it explodes, it will
be bigger than the war.
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Every other day.
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442. Two. Okay?
Two.
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443. Stiney!
Huh?
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444. Rehydration pack
and water, all right?
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445. You got it.
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446. Rehydration packs...
and your water.
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447. Come here.
Come on.
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the cordite in the air
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452. and the Sunnis
that backed Saddam.
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453. It's bullshit.
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454. That's what they're telling us
in the briefings.
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455. This is a 100%
Shia neighborhood.
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456. They asked me if it was possible
could we stay the night.
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457. Had to tell them no,
we had orders.
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458. They asked for water,
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459. I told 'em we'd come back
another day.
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460. But guess what?
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461. I just got word that
we're gonna re-billet again.
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462. To move from the hospital to
some power plant further east.
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463. Chances are we'll be patrolling
some other neighborhood tomorrow
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464. and then another one
the next day.
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465. This is madness.
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466. Hey!
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467. They say they have headaches.
They cannot sleep.
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468. They want Valium.
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469. Tell them I'm not
gonna give 'em Valium.
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470. I'm not gonna give 'em
anything for cutting
in front of the kids.
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471. - Hey! Hey, whoa!
- Give that back!
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472. Doc!
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473. Yeah?
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474. I'm handing out candy
to the sick kids outside.
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475. These dudes just come by
and steal it from them.
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476. Grown fucking men.
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477. Hey!
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478. Get the fuck outta here.
Go!
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479. Sir, we're about
to be overrun.
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480. I can see that.
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481. All right, we're gonna egress
as soon as possible.
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482. You're gonna talk
to them alone?
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483. Why aren't you going
with Lieutenant Fick?
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484. The Iman will not
talk to soldiers.
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485. Can I come with you?
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486. Dude, you're a soldier.
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487. No, I'm not.
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488. Where did Mr. Hossein go?
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489. He wasn't with us...
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490. He disappeared.
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491. He was a Ba'athist agent
sent to spy on you.
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492. What?
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493. Salam Alaikum.
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494. Uh-uh.
Wait here.
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495. Infidel.
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496. So what did he say?
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497. Well, he says he welcomes
the Americans
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498. as long as you don't
expose the Iraqi people
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499. to any corrupting influences.
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500. I told him we'd bring
water down
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501. to distribute
from the mosque.
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502. Also, I asked him for help
with the crowds
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503. so that they don't go crazy.
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504. He says that, uh,
the Americans should hit them
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505. if they come too close.
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506. What?
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507. He says these people are used
to being pushed around.
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508. All week long,
everywhere we go,
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509. people have been asking us
for water.
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510. We finally bring it to them
and nobody fucking wants it.
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511. L.T., they are broadcasting
that it is against Islam
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512. to hurt the Americans.
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513. Yeah, we invaded
their country.
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514. You'd think they'd
at least be grateful.
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515. Are you sure the Imam wanted
the Americans to come here?
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516. Hey, the meeting
was totally cool.
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517. I don't know
what to think.
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518. Well, what does Meesh say?
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519. Not that Meesh is that big
of an asshole or anything,
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520. but how the fuck
did an elite unit like ours
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521. roll into this shit
with only one guy
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522. who can fucking
speak Arabic?
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523. I mean, what the fuck, sir?
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524. Roger Hitman Actual.
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525. Solid copy on brag.
Hitman Two out.
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526. Swear to God
that we covered that.
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527. It's been leaking for days.
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528. It's this, uh,
park right here
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529. that's supposed to be used as
a staging area for the fedayeen.
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530. From our position, we're gonna
be able to use night optics
Copy !req
531. and set up an OP on the park.
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532. And come morning,
we move in and sweep it
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533. for signs of hostile forces.
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534. Gentlemen, they finally
gave us a night recon.
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535. You're really desperate, Brad.
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536. It's bizarre.
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537. All of 'em driving in and out
of the city like it's normal.
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538. Yeah.
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539. Hitman Actual to Hitman Two.
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540. Hitman Two Actual.
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541. Hey, uh, Godfather's saying
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542. it's time for us
to be more aggressive.
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543. Suggest you send foot patrols
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544. out into the neighborhoods
below.
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545. How copy?
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546. More aggressive?
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547. Godfather says it's time
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548. for us to increase
our presence.
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549. Sir, given the level of disorder
in the city at this time,
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550. and given our lack
of a cohesive mission,
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551. I'm gonna have my men remain
in a defensive position
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552. until dawn
when we'll move on the park.
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553. Negative. Godfather...
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554. Hitman, having assessed
the situation
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555. from close observation,
I'm gonna keep my men
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556. in a defensive posture
until dawn. How copy?
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557. Hitman Two, I say again...
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558. They want me
to be more aggressive.
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559. Send the men into this.
For what?
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560. So I can come home
with 21 men instead of 22?
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561. For what?
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562. I trust your judgment, sir.
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563. Well, I can be wrong.
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564. A platoon commander's
situational awareness
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565. doesn't extend very far.
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566. Far enough, sir.
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567. I'm talking about a lack
of obedience to orders.
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568. Your job, Nate,
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569. is to execute whatever
your captain tells you
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570. to execute and you don't.
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571. Given that you were
not actually present
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572. to assess
the situation,
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573. I used my discretion
as the CO at the scene.
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574. Nate, you've been questioning
my orders ever since Ar Rifa.
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575. No, sir, I have
executed your orders
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576. on every occasion
except those few
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577. in which to do so would have
needlessly jeopardized...
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578. Can you believe this?
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579. The Corps won't forget.
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580. It never does, Lieutenant.
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581. Dismissed.
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582. Get me the det kit.
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583. Dawg... this is not cool.
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584. Just go and get it
from the truck, Poke.
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585. Exactly what do you know
about ordinance removal?
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586. Jack and shit.
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587. Kids play in this garden.
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588. This is some bullshit.
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589. Garden?
What garden?
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590. A garden's supposed to have
plants in it.
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591. This is bullshit.
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592. What's the sergeant doing?
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593. Trying to blow his self up.
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594. Probably gonna
blow us all up.
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595. Cool.
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596. Hey you guys remember
those old movies
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597. where they, like,
hit the bomb once second
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598. before it's gonna go off...
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599. Thanks.
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600. No problem, Brad.
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601. And, like, the main guy has
to cut either the red wire
Copy !req
602. or the black wire and he's
sweating his balls off
Copy !req
603. and the music is
getting really tense?
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604. This is kinda like that.
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605. I mean, who thought
we'd be doing this shit?
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606. Shut up, Ray.
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607. It's pretty cool, right?
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608. It's time, gents.
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609. - Yeah!
- Woo, yeah! Woo!
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610. I love it
when bombs go off!
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611. I love that shit.
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612. Blowed up real good.
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613. Don't you feel better now?
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614. Like this solves anything.
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615. Well there's one less bomb in
the garden now, isn't there?
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616. Dawg, did you hear
on the BBC today?
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617. Huh?
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618. Some newly arrived grunts
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619. slaughtered some
Iraqi kids
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620. who were playing
on blown tanks.
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621. You serious?
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622. It's true, man.
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623. It happened.
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624. Bro, they were playing
on top of the tanks
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625. so the ROE said they
were technically armed.
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626. General Mattis,
he's on the radio saying
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627. this is the worst thing
in the war so far.
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628. They're screwing this up.
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629. Fucking idiots.
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630. Don't they fucking realize
the world already hates us?
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631. Hey! Another one!
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632. Fuck.
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633. He says it's in a hole
next to his house.
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634. All right Let's go.
Copy !req
635. Hey, dawg, you know
when I was gonna
write a book
Copy !req
636. about my life
as a repo man in LA?
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637. Know what I was
gonna call it?
Copy !req
638. "Nobody Gives a Fuck."
That's right.
Copy !req
639. Nobody does.
Copy !req
640. You know the ideal place
and time to repo a car?
Copy !req
641. Crowded parking lot,
mid-afternoon,
Copy !req
642. cause you jump in the car,
drive that bitch off
Copy !req
643. with the car alarm
blaring and everything.
Copy !req
644. Nobody's gonna
stop you.
Copy !req
645. Nobody's even
gonna look at you.
Copy !req
646. Know why?
Nobody gives a fuck.
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647. In my line of work,
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648. that was key
to everything.
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649. We keep killing civilians,
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650. we're gonna waste
this fucking victory.
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651. We can't keep doing this.
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652. Relax, Iceman, relax.
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653. The only thing we
gotta worry about here
are fucking do-gooders.
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654. Luckily, there's
not too many of those.
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655. Get out of there, Brad.
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656. Sir, we have
another Mark-82...
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657. That's an order.
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658. Sir, I strongly request...
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659. I will not let you
blow yourself up
Copy !req
660. trying to maintain property
values in greater Baghdad.
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661. That's a no go.
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662. Up and out, Sergeant.
Copy !req
663. Get out of the hole.
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664. We're done here, Brad.
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665. Yes, but the secret
to great porn is
Copy !req
666. that you never wanna
see the guys,
not their faces.
Copy !req
667. - What if he eats her out?
- How can you not see his face?
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668. Definitely
looks like gin.
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669. It's clear.
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670. The man's asking
$5 a fifth.
Copy !req
671. More than reasonable.
Copy !req
672. What kind is it?
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673. It's the kind that
doesn't come out
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674. when there are officers
or senior NCO's present.
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675. Aye, aye, sir.
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676. Yo, what's this they
got us racked out in?
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677. It's a soccer stadium.
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678. It's where Saddam's kid
had his soccer team.
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679. He'd torture them
if they lose.
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680. Musta been
pretty good.
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681. Phht!
Copy !req
682. Well boys, to our last
night in Baghdad.
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683. Mmm, L.T.'s just gotta
hand in his write-ups
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684. so Ferrando can get all
the medals and streamers
Copy !req
685. lined up for battalion.
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686. And I heard Eckloff
saying that we're moving
Copy !req
687. to a base just south
of the city tomorrow.
Copy !req
688. So that's it, bro.
We're out.
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689. Shit!
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690. Back home on the news,
I betcha they're talking
Copy !req
691. about what heroes
we all are now.
Copy !req
692. Reality is we're
the kids other parents
Copy !req
693. told their kids not to
hang with in high school.
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694. Rudy, put your damn shirt on.
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695. You know what I
like to see?
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696. A couple of them
college kids
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697. from an MTV beach party
drop into Iraq.
Copy !req
698. They can see what being
a hero's really like.
Copy !req
699. Be the first time they'd
see what it was like
Copy !req
700. not to have control
over their fucking lives.
Copy !req
701. On second thought,
scratch that.
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702. Middle-class college kids out
here would get us all killed.
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703. Yo, what I'd like to see?
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704. Shit, I've seen two-oh-three
rounds go into windows,
Copy !req
705. into a door one time.
Copy !req
706. What I wish I'd seen?
Copy !req
707. Grenade go up in someone's
body and just... boom.
Copy !req
708. Blow that shit up.
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709. Crazy motherfucker.
Copy !req
710. You know what I mean?
Copy !req
711. Motherfucker's gun
is caught?
Copy !req
712. Pull, motherfucker, pull!
Copy !req
713. Pull it!
Copy !req
714. Look at this!
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715. Bro, that was slapstick.
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716. Look at that fool!
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717. Yeah, what up, brother?
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718. Yeah, you do your thing!
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719. Haji oughta hit him
with a pie.
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720. Hey, dawg, you catch that?
Copy !req
721. Yeah, that one's
in my movie for sure, bro.
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722. Nice.
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723. That shit was magic.
Copy !req
724. You know, the military
can fuck up anything.
Copy !req
725. They can even make
going to the beach suck.
Copy !req
726. But one thing that ain't
overrated is combat.
Copy !req
727. You take rounds,
you shoot back,
shit starts blowing up.
Copy !req
728. Fucking sensory overload.
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729. That was cool.
Copy !req
730. Who do we invade now?
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731. This isn't over, Ray.
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732. We don't even know
what we've started.
Copy !req
733. We may be here
all summer long.
Copy !req
734. 21 days.
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735. 21 days to take down
an entire country.
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736. You gotta give the white man
his props.
Copy !req
737. - What's that?
- You writing her back?
Copy !req
738. Yeah, yeah.
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739. Uh, my wife, man,
she's... she's smart,
Copy !req
740. but she fucked up
when she married me.
Copy !req
741. I was a piece of shit.
Copy !req
742. I remember the first, uh...
Copy !req
743. The first time I met her,
she told me about
Copy !req
744. all the books
that she had read.
Copy !req
745. Dawg, it hit me.
Copy !req
746. There's a whole world
that I've missed.
Copy !req
747. Before I met her I used to
think, man, I got a...
Copy !req
748. got a shit load
of hand skills...
Copy !req
749. welding, pipe-fitting,
repo-ing cars.
Copy !req
750. Any pussy
can read a book.
Copy !req
751. Stupid.
Copy !req
752. See I... I didn't grow up
with no understanding.
Copy !req
753. I mean my mom tried,
but... but my dad,
Copy !req
754. he was just, uh...
Copy !req
755. he was a psycho
ex-Marine Vietnam vet.
Copy !req
756. What do you mean "psycho"?
Copy !req
757. He won a Bronze Star.
Copy !req
758. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
759. Shit, I wish I had
his warrior skills.
Copy !req
760. But he left us.
Copy !req
761. Left after his, uh, fucking
jealous bitch of a girlfriend
Copy !req
762. shot his ass
in my mom's house.
Copy !req
763. One day, my old man,
he... he tries to
patch things up with me.
Copy !req
764. He's gonna
take me fishing.
Copy !req
765. Except on the way
to the lake
Copy !req
766. He takes us
to this porn shop
Copy !req
767. so he can have
a jack in the booths.
Copy !req
768. Leaves me outside
in the parking lot
Copy !req
769. where this... old fruit
tries to cruise me.
Copy !req
770. Threw a fucking brick through
that fool's windshield.
Copy !req
771. That was
our father-son trip.
Copy !req
772. I tell you, I was a bit
surprised to see him.
Copy !req
773. Hey, dawg,
listen to this.
Copy !req
774. I've learned there's
two types of people in Iraq.
Copy !req
775. Those who are very good
and those who are dead.
Copy !req
776. I'm very good.
Copy !req
777. I've lost 20 pounds,
shaved my head,
Copy !req
778. started smoking,
Copy !req
779. my feet have half rotted off,
Copy !req
780. and I move from filthy hole
to filthy hole every night.
Copy !req
781. I see dead children
and people everywhere
Copy !req
782. and function in a void
of indifference.
Copy !req
783. I keep you and our daughter
locked away deep inside,
Copy !req
784. and I try not to
look there.
Copy !req
785. Dawg, you think
that's too harsh?
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786. Tony, you know,
you think way too much.
Copy !req
787. Sir, battalion's
on the net.
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788. Ahem. Assassin Actual
standing by to copy.
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789. Battalion requires
an escort for engineers
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790. no later than 2300
at grid papa, sierra,
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791. four, five, eight,
niner, two, three.
Copy !req
792. How copy?
Copy !req
793. Roger that.
Copy !req
794. Now you copy this, Major.
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795. My men are not carrying out
that mission.
Copy !req
796. This is a no go.
Copy !req
797. I say again,
Godfather requires
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798. an escort for two engineers...
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799. They want us
to help engineers
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800. mark a minefield
with chemlights.
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801. At night.
Yeah.
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802. That's against
Division orders.
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803. Fuckin' idiots.
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804. Hitman Three,
this is Hitman Actual.
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805. Hitman Three
standing by to copy.
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806. Battalion requires an escort
for combat engineers
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807. to mark a minefield
no later than 23:00
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808. at grid papa, sierra,
four, five,
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809. eight, niner, two, three.
Copy !req
810. How copy? Over.
Copy !req
811. Yes, sir.
Hitman Three is on it.
Copy !req
812. Where's Kocher?
Copy !req
813. We're back
in business tonight.
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814. Battalion has a minefield
needs to be marked.
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815. At night?
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816. Aren't you the guys
that were suspended
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817. for trying to bayonet
a prisoner?
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818. Yep.
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819. What happened
with that?
Copy !req
820. We weren't trying to
bayonet a prisoner.
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821. We were exonerated.
Copy !req
822. The captain was trying to
bayonet the prisoner.
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823. I hear he's getting
a medal for it.
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824. Roger that.
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825. Same goofus that's got us
all out here at night
Copy !req
826. trying to mark
a minefield.
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827. I thought they were just
supposed to stand in the road
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828. and toss chemlights
in the field.
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829. What are they doing
way the fuck out there?
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830. Hitman, this is
Hitman Three.
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831. We are proceeding
accordingly, and the engi...
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832. Gunny, get the corpsman!
Man down!
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833. Get the corpsman!
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834. Hitman, Hitman,
this is Hitman Three.
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835. Get up, bro.
Easy, easy.
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836. We just had a landmine
detonate on the engineer.
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837. Possible man down.
I say again, we have a po...
Copy !req
838. Correction, we have
two men down.
Copy !req
839. Here, come down
on your knees.
Copy !req
840. There you go.
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841. I think it's my eye.
How does it look?
Copy !req
842. All right...
Your eye looks pretty good.
Copy !req
843. What I'm gonna do is
I'm gonna give you
some gauze...
Copy !req
844. All right.
Copy !req
845. Just add some
pressure to it.
Copy !req
846. Here you go.
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847. Okay.
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848. Okay, I got you on three.
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849. One, two, three!
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850. Eric. Eric.
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851. Don't step
in a land mine.
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852. Hey, Gunny, no drama.
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853. We'll have you back
in no time.
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854. Fuck, fuck, fuck,
it hurts.
Copy !req
855. Give him morphine.
Copy !req
856. No.
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857. We can't give him morphine
until he's stabilized.
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858. Turn off here.
I know a shortcut.
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859. It's on the map sheet.
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860. Sir, let's take
the road we know.
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861. No, sergeant!
It's a goddamn order!
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862. I know the shortcut!
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863. - Stop!
- We need to unload it.
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864. Carisalez, Redman!
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865. Get into the back
of Laredo's vehicle.
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866. Ow, ow!
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867. I got the leg.
Copy !req
868. Go on.
Good, good, good.
Copy !req
869. It's all right.
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870. This sucks.
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871. We need this inventoried
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872. down to the last bullet
before we ship out.
Copy !req
873. The fuck is that?
Copy !req
874. They got wild dogs
roaming around the camp
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875. by the shitters.
Copy !req
876. They use shotguns on them.
Copy !req
877. You see, sergeant?
Copy !req
878. We do shoot dogs in Iraq.
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879. Rat-fucked
a blown Haji tank.
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880. I can't believe I'm getting
paid to dip, work out,
Copy !req
881. and hang out with
the best guys in the world.
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882. Okay.
Copy !req
883. Let's go.
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884. Brad, you need to
fill these DD-40's
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885. in triplicate
for the shipping pallets.
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886. Yes, sir.
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887. Any word on those mine
casualties?
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888. Cas-evaced at dawn.
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889. One lost an eye,
the other a leg
beneath the knee.
Copy !req
890. Any word
on why Encino Man
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891. sent them out on orders
that Alpha Company refused?
Copy !req
892. Oh... this war has
an official name now.
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893. Operation Iraqi Freedom.
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894. Oohrah, sir.
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895. Oohrah.
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896. I don't miss
anything from home.
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897. The only exception
is my bike.
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898. I miss that.
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899. Speed, solitude,
and no one can touch me.
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900. Hey, where the fuck
did you go?
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901. You haven't said
two words since Baghdad.
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902. No more Ripped Fuel.
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903. Man...
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904. It seems no matter
where we go as Marines,
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905. it's always some
fucking shithole.
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906. Well, see you all.
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907. Uh... thanks.
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908. Stay frosty.
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909. Hey, yo!
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910. Gonna play some guys
from Alpha.
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911. You guys up for that?
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912. Oohrah, motherfuckers.
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913. Fuck it. I'll play.
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914. Back among the living?
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915. Colonel.
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916. So, what did
you see, reporter?
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917. No other military
in the world
can do what we do.
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918. The Marines are
America's shock troops.
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919. Is there anything you
wanna ask me before you
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920. unhitch your wagon?
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921. Captain Ameri...
Captain McGraw, sir.
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922. Ah, him.
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923. He walked a fine line, okay?
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924. But in the end
he was within the box
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925. of acceptable behavior.
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926. But in my mind, when you
allow that behavior
to progress,
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927. you end up
with a My Lai.
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928. You think I should've
taken harsher action.
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929. Two attempted bayonetings.
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930. But no Iraqi prisoners
actually wounded.
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931. All right, now I wasn't
there to see what happened,
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932. and I have conflicting
reports from those who were.
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933. But we're
in a war zone, reporter.
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934. And if I expect
my subordinates
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935. to remain effective
in combat,
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936. then I have to
show them trust.
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937. Until it's proven
to me beyond any doubt
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938. that they are undeserving
of that trust.
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939. Now the same support
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940. I extend to Captain McGraw
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941. is extended
to all my officers.
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942. Lieutenant Fick,
for example.
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943. I'm sure you're aware
there's some in this battalion
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944. who feel that Lieutenant Fick
is unfit for command.
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945. You should consider
your sources, sir.
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946. So what happens
to my command
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947. if I respond
to every complaint
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948. made against
one of my men?
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949. It's a terrible feeling
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950. to be the man sending
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951. other people into combat.
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952. Terrible feeling.
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953. But something else
I'm struggling with
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954. is the excitement
I've felt...
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955. getting shot at.
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956. Just something I hadn't
anticipated about war.
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957. Did you?
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958. Let's go, Bravo,
we got Alpha.
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959. No problem, no problem!
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960. Down! Hut one, hut two!
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961. Get open, get open!
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962. Go, go, baby, go!
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963. Yeah! Yeah!
Fuck yeah!
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964. Outstanding, baby!
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965. Alpha ain't got
nothing on us.
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966. Let's go! Huddle up!
Huddle up!
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967. Next down.
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968. That, my friend, is
some buck-eyed football!
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969. Hell yeah.
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970. Come on, motherfuckers!
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971. Ready, set, hut!
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972. Alpha's too slow!
Alpha's too slow!
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973. All right, Bravo.
Come on, come on!
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974. Let's go, Bravo!
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975. Okay, come on,
fucking bring it!
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976. You're ain't shit, Rudy.
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977. Come on, my sister
needs her shorts back.
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978. Whoo!
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979. I own these motherfuckers!
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980. I own 'em, baby!
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981. Yeah! Yeah!
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982. Unh!
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983. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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984. Captain! Captain!
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985. Fucking kill you, man!
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986. It's a game, sir.
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987. It just got out of hand.
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988. Relax, relax.
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989. What was that about?
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990. Fuckin' asshole.
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991. I'm fine.
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992. Break!
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993. Check it out!
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994. Rudy waxed his chest
for the big game.
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995. Missed a, uh, spot there
on your thigh there, buddy.
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996. Come on, come on.
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997. Hut one, hut two!
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998. Unh! Aah!
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999. Hail Mary!
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1000. Motherfucker!
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1001. I'm gonna fucking kill you!
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1002. Let him go,
let him go!
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1003. Aah! Motherfucker!
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1004. Get the fuck off of me!
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1005. Fuckin' kill you!
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1006. Rudy!
Come on, Rudy!
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1007. Motherfuckers!
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1008. Goddamn son
of a bitch shit!
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1009. Rudy, you fucking
PTSD psycho!
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1010. You're just like every
other jock piece of shit
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1011. in high school!
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1012. Hey, Person.
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1013. Get the fuck off of me!
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1014. Chill! Chill!
Come on.
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1015. Maybe we shouldn't
play football now.
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1016. Ray, brother!
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1017. You all right?
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1018. Goddamn it, Rudy.
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1019. Go to your little quiet place
and chant, motherfucker.
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1020. Blackjack, motherfucker.
Pay up!
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1021. Fuck.
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1022. Y'all gets a free pass
on the hooch tonight.
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1023. But tomorrow, y'all
tighten up your assholes
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1024. Roger that.
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1025. We have to believe things
are better now
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1026. then they were
under Saddam.
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1027. This place was fucked
before we got here
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1028. and it's fucked now.
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1029. I personally don't believe
we liberated the Iraqis.
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1030. Any way, time will tell.
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1031. I just wish I could go back
to that roadblock
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1032. in Al Hayy.
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1033. See if those guys
I shot in that truck
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1034. were enemy
or just confused.
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1035. Coulda been
a truckload of babies
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1036. With our rules on engagement,
you did the right thing.
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1037. A priest told me
it's not a sin to kill
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1038. if you don't
enjoy killing.
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1039. My question is
whether indifference
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1040. is the same as enjoyment.
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1041. All religious stuff aside,
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1042. the fact is people
who can't kill
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1043. will always be subject
to those who can.
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1044. Yo, check it, check it!
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1045. This is the shiznit,
my brothers!
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1046. Two One Bravo Productions!
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1047. Come on up!
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1048. Yeah, do your thing!
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1049. Yeah, Two One
Bravo Patrol, The Video.
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1050. All right, let me see your
wife's titties, motherfucker.
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1051. Yo, Dawg, you wanna come
check out Lilley's movies?
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1052. Show me
them titties.
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1053. You're all gonna
jerk off to this, bro.
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1054. You guys ready?
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1055. Let's do it.
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1056. Bring it.
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1057. And I heard as it were,
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1058. the noise of thunder.
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1059. One of the four beasts
saying, "Come and see."
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1060. And I saw.
And behold a white horse.
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1061. What's up?
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1062. Scuba! Recon!
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1063. Rangers First Recon Battalion!
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1064. One, two, three!
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1065. Kill!
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1066. Ohh!
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1067. Hey, Brad. Brad.
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1068. Yeah, that's how
we fuckin' do 'em!
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1069. Fucking beautiful.
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1070. And I heard a voice in
the midst of the four beasts,
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1071. and I looked, and behold,
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1072. a pale horse, and his name
that sat on him was Death.
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1073. And Hell followed with him.
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1074. 10 November 1775.
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1075. I was born in a bomb crater.
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1076. My mother was an M16
and my father was the devil.
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1077. Each moment that I live
is an additional threat
upon your life.
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1078. I eat concertina,
piss napalm,
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1079. and I can shoot a round through
a flea's ass at 300 meters.
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1080. I travel the globe,
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1081. festering on anti-Americans
everywhere I go
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1082. for the love
of Mom, Chevrolet,
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1083. baseball, and apple pie.
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1084. I'm a grunt.
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1085. I'm the dirty,
nasty, stinky,
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1086. sweaty, filthy, beautiful
little son of a bitch
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1087. that's kept the wolf away from
the door for 225 years.
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1088. I'm a United States Marine.
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1089. We look like soldiers,
talk like sailors,
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1090. slap the shit
out of both of them.
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1091. We stole the eagle
from the Air Force,
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1092. the rope from the Army,
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1093. and the anchor
from the Navy,
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1094. and on the seventh day,
when God rested,
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1095. we overran his perimeter,
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1096. and we've been running
the show ever since.
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1097. Warrior by day,
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1098. lover by night,
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1099. drunkard by choice,
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1100. Marine by God.
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1101. Semper Fidelis.
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1102. The selfless sacrifice
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1103. of day-to-day
military personnel,
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1104. especially combat veterans,
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1105. is underappreciated, and...
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1106. you got the American society
want to run as fast as they can
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1107. to the counter stop...
to the fucking newsstands
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1108. and grab motherfucking
"US Weeklys"
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1109. and fucking "People" magazine
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1110. just to see what
fucking Jake Gyllenhaal did
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1111. on Thursday afternoon.
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1112. You know what I did
Thursday afternoon?
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1113. I put one of my motherfuckin'
Marines on a plane.
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1114. I put that motherfucker
on a bird to fuckin' nowhere.
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1115. I picked his
lifeless-ass up body,
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1116. put him on a stretcher
and put him off.
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1117. Why don't they put that?
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1118. Why don't that be
in a motherfuckin' magazine?
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1119. Or how about let's
put a day in the life
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1120. of fuckin' any average Marine
out here
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1121. going through
the streets of Ramadi.
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1122. Their biggest concern is that,
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1123. you know, they couldn't buy
a mocha latte
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1124. at fuckin' Starbucks because
it was under construction.
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1125. Our biggest motherfuckin'
concern is gettin' blown up
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1126. on fuckin' two-niner-five
and Michigan.
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1127. But we're gonna go home,
and they're gonna say...
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1128. wave their little flag
and say, "Welcome home."
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1129. "Thanks for... thanks for
preserving our right
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1130. to go on not giving a fuck."
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1131. There it is, folks.
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1132. We're sitting here
fighting for your freedoms.
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1133. You got the right
to say what you want.
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1134. We got the right to punch you
in your fuckin' mouth
if we disagree.
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