Hilda 3x7

Directed by Megan Ferguson

Frida holds a town hall meeting to figure out why the nisse keep stealing from each other while Hilda tries to decode her radio's cryptic messages.

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1. Hey! Psst!

2. Wake up!

3. - Ah!

4. Hello. I don't believe we've officially met.

5. No time for introductions!

6. Huh?

7. Um…

8. I like what you've done with the place.

9. With my things.

10. You're not getting it, are you? I've been robbed.

11. Really?

12. It doesn't look like it.

13. My timer. I was asleep in bed, timing my slumber as I always do.

14. When I woke up this morning, it was gone!

15. Haven't been able to time anything since.

16. Breakfast, crossword puzzles, trips to the toilet, this conversation.

17. I guess now you know how it feels to have something stolen from you.

18. Yeah, because somebody's stolen something from me.

19. No! I mean because you're always stealing from me.

20. I don't steal your things, Frida. I borrow them. It's different.

21. You sure you didn't misplace it?

22. I'm sure. Honestly, this doesn't surprise me.

23. Nisse-on-nisse robbery has become more and more commonplace.

24. We never used to like each other,

25. but at least we didn't steal each other's things.

26. Mm. I'm sorry. That's horrible.

27. But who do you think could have taken your timer?

28. - Hey, my timer! Stop, thief!

29. Hm.

30. It's one thing that nisse take our stuff,

31. but have you ever heard of a nisse stealing from another nisse?

32. Uh, no.

33. They're all so stubborn and bad at communicating.

34. If only we could get them all in one place,

35. have them really listen to each other.

36. I suppose we could trap them in a big net or a cage.

37. We'll hold a town hall meeting.

38. Or that.

39. I can be their moderator.

40. Oh! I've always wanted to moderate a town hall meeting.

41. You have?

42. Yes. The closest I ever got to it was the time I moderated that meeting

43. between you and your stuffed animals.

44. I still can't believe how many concessions I had to make.

45. Oh, come in. Come in. I'm so happy to see you both.

46. Hilda hasn't been outside in days.

47. Please take her out somewhere, anywhere.

48. Is something wrong?

49. Have a look yourselves.

50. Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm.

51. Hm. Yes.

52. Um, Hilda?

53. Is everything all right?

54. Hilda?

55. Oh. Hey, guys.

56. Have you heard? The nisse have been stealing from each other.

57. Nisse don't steal. They borrow.

58. Trust me. This is different.

59. Frida came up with a genius

60. and wee bit overambitious idea to hold a town hall meeting for them.

61. We were hoping you would come?

62. Hilda?

63. Uh, sorry, guys, but I'm a little busy with what I have going on.

64. And that is?

65. Look. I know how all this may seem,

66. but I haven't gone crazy.

67. Whew! That's a relief, because you look like you've gone crazy.

68. Ow!

69. The past few days, strange frequencies have been coming in through my radio.

70. Alfur and I have been working to decode them.

71. At first, I was skeptical too, until I started looking into it.

72. I thought maybe it was a variation of the Knudson Lagerkvist cypher,

73. but as I began trying to decode it,

74. it proved to be something much more complex.

75. - "Such is the life of an adventurer." - What's that supposed to mean?

76. It's something I say. I said it to my dad before he—

77. I thought something weird happened to him. This confirms it.

78. He must be trying to reach me. He must be in trouble.

79. How do you know he's in trouble?

80. Why else would he be communicating with me in code?

81. - Uh… - Um…

82. Ah! My radio. There you are.

83. - Tontu, it's my radio. - Hey!

84. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize. Oh wow. Look. A white woff!

85. Hey!

86. It's mine!

87. - [all sigh, moan]

88. Listen.

89. That's much better.

90. You know, it's actually kind of beautiful.

91. Ah! This could mean—

92. You're all going to leave immediately, so I can listen to my radio in peace?

93. No. This could mean if the signal is stronger here,

94. my dad is somewhere in Nowhere Space.

95. Huh?

96. - Hey! - Huh?

97. - My radio! - My radio!

98. Ah!

99. - Hm.

100. - Oh, uh, uh.

101. - Ah!

102. You know, on second thought,

103. maybe I will attend that town hall meeting.

104. That's the spirit.

105. And how, may I ask,

106. do you plan on getting the nisse to come to your little meetup? Huh?

107. I know the one thing that always gets me to come to Frida's parties.

108. Free food!

109. That's right!

110. Wait. It also says something about a town hall meeting.

111. "A chance to talk out your problems and…"

112. I can't read the rest.

113. Uh-uh. All that's important is that you'll come.

114. That depends. Will there be Bloops at this town hall meeting?

115. Yes. Of course there'll be Bloops.

116. Then I'll be there.

117. You haven't seen this man, have you?

118. No. I have seen this cat though.

119. He owes me money.

120. Will there be train food?

121. What's train food?

122. Yep. Lots of train food.

123. Good. I love trains.

124. Excuse me. Have you seen this man?

125. Is he very into trains?

126. Not especially.

127. Then I don't know him, and I don't want to know him.

128. Looks like we're all set.

129. Don't worry. They'll come.

130. Will they though?

131. What was I thinking?

132. You can't make a nisse do anything. Oh, sorry, Tontu.

133. That's all right.

134. - Ah! - Uh, excuse me.

135. Thank you.

136. - Ha-ha!

137. - Move down a bit. - I'll sit here.

138. - Move over. - You're in my seat.

139. Excuse me.

140. Please, everyone, take a seat.

141. - Get off my chair. - I was here first.

142. Now, let's all settle down.

143. If I can just have everyone's attention.

144. Hm.

145. Thank you all for coming. It's recently come to my attention

146. that nisse have been stealing from other nisse.

147. Now, I know you guys don't enjoy each other's company.

148. - That's an understatement! - True.

149. Absolutely.

150. Still, that doesn't mean you can't be civil to one another.

151. Communication is key.

152. How many of you, for instance,

153. have held a simple conversation with another nisse?

154. What is she talking about?

155. That's what I thought.

156. Now I have you all in one place, why don't we start talking?

157. Someone stole my eggbeater.

158. - I was promised train food. - My yellow duck's been missing for months.

159. Sorry. Not all at once!

160. Please, raise your hand if you wish to speak.

161. - My cheese ball! - My sticks!

162. Sh! I need to call on you first.

163. Yes. You, go ahead.

164. That nisse over there stole my timer!

165. Huh?

166. Well, do you have anything to say for yourself?

167. Yes, that I resent this outrageous slander upon my reputation.

168. I wasn't stealing it. I was only borrowing it

169. with the intention of keeping it on my person for all eternity.

170. This was a bad idea.

171. What do you mean? I think it's going splendidly.

172. My timer!

173. - No! Get off! - Oh! Hey! Hey!

174. Stop it!

175. This is no way to settle your problems.

176. You nisse have to learn to listen to each other.

177. - I'm good at it. - Listening.

178. Now, why don't we try a role-playing exercise?

179. Tontu, I want you to imagine you are not yourself, but instead, Tontu.

180. Me?

181. - No, not you. Tontu. - [grunts, thuds]

182. I'm Tontu.

183. Yes, I know, but I was talking about—

184. Never mind. We'll try a different approach.

185. Hey!

186. This is the Talking Stick.

187. That stick can talk?

188. My stick can talk?

189. No. Only the person holding the stick can talk.

190. - Okay, then.

191. Hey, my radio!

192. - She talked without holding the stick!

193. Oh! I talked without holding the stick.

194. That's mine!

195. Hilda, no!

196. - That's mine!

197. And mine!

198. Give me that!

199. I haven't got time for this.

200. Let go of my tennis racket!

201. - Stop it! - Mine!

202. - Give it back to me. - My meeting!

203. That's mine!

204. My snacks!

205. My stick!

206. - My yellow duck!

207. - Aha!

208. Give it back.

209. Mine!

210. Yes, Twig!

211. - Hey, that's mine.

212. What do we do?

213. - We leave. Here, take my hand. - Wait for me!

214. Whoa!

215. You'll have to kill me first!

216. Hey, now!

217. What's all this?

218. Oh! My sash!

219. Oh dear.

220. Well, that was a total disaster.

221. No thanks to you.

222. At least I got my radio back.

223. My radio.

224. …and I, Victoria Van Gale, am back.

225. Van Gale?

226. Sorry again for the last couple of cryptic days,

227. but it looks like I finally got our microphone situation fixed.

228. Oh well. As a friend of mine is fond of saying,

229. such is the life of an adventurer.

230. I thought she fell into an endless void, never to return.

231. At least that's what I hoped.

232. I don't understand.

233. It's getting late.

234. I better get going, or I'll be late for supper.

235. Me too.

236. Sure you don't want to call and say you're eating here?

237. David?

238. It's pizza night.

239. Well, that solves the mystery of the who.

240. We still don't know the where.

241. I don't care anymore.

242. Don't care?

243. All this time, I thought Dad was really in trouble, but he's just—

244. Mum was right.

245. Stop! I'd still like to hold on to that, if you don't mind.

246. From up here in my tower,

247. here's a special song for all you wayward souls out there.

248. Oh!

249. Tontu, have you seen Alfur?

250. Nope.

251. Then again, I never signed the paperwork.

252. Morning.

253. Morning.

254. Here. You can have our radio back.

255. Hm?

256. I don't understand. Is there something wrong with it?

257. - No. - Well, then, what's the catch?

258. There's no catch. I thought you might like to borrow it.

259. It's called sharing, Tontu.

260. I know, but I haven't seen it in action before.

261. Nisses don't share.

262. Hm. They don't, do they?

263. What?

264. Was it something I said?

265. Hi.

266. Oh. Hi.

267. Okay. Nisse don't share.

268. Did you come all this way just to tell me that?

269. Hilda, I know the nisse don't share.

270. That's what got me into this mess to begin with.

271. I've an idea. But I need your and David's help.

272. Trust me?

273. Oh! Oh.

274. Doesn't this look nice?

275. "Lending library."

276. So, I can take anything I want?

277. Yep. But you have to put it back when you're done.

278. Um, do you know where I can find an embroidery hoop?

279. Oh, I…

280. It should be under "sewing."

281. Uh…

282. I can't believe this nisse lending library idea actually worked.

283. It really is remarkable.

284. No one's fighting. This could change everything.

285. And to think it was all my idea.

286. Ah, really?

287. But I shared it with you.

288. - Huh?

289. Think we can leave? The nisse seem to have a handle on things.

290. Here. Why not unwind with a game of Dirigible Fleet?

291. Hey, I think that's mine.

292. Your turn.

293. - Oh! You punctured my dirigible.

294. Hm. Hm. Nice one.

295. Hilda, I'm sorry you didn't find what you were looking for.

296. I'm sorry too. I got so caught up in it all

297. that I nearly messed everything up for you guys.

298. Besides, it's better to know the truth, even if it's not what you want to hear.

299. Ah, can you keep it down?

300. My new favorite radio show is about to begin.

301. And what's that?

302. It's about a dad looking for his daughter,

303. but I'll never know if he finds her if you keep talking so loud.

304. - What? - What?

305. Huh? Oh, no. It's not you. No, this daughter's name is Hilda.

306. - Wait.

307. …this is Victoria Van Gale signing off until we meet again.

308. But remember, beware of the hooded figures.

309. They're always watching, always closer than you think.

310. And now, since I promised my fellow castaway a regular segment

311. in exchange for coconuts, here he is.

312. - Hilda, if you're out there…

313. If anyone's out there, I need—

314. - Wait, what's that?

315. Oh no. One of them's got in. It's spotted us. Hide!

316. That was not our best landing, Cedric.

317. Alfur!

318. I've got good news.

319. We've just returned from triangulating

320. an extensive network of elf radios.

321. Were they adorably tiny?

322. I suppose to you, yes.

323. Now we should be able to narrow down the location of Victoria Van Gale.

324. And my dad.

325. Huh?

326. We heard him on the radio. He's with Van Gale.

327. Wherever they are, they're both in great danger.

328. Then this isn't just a curiosity.

329. It's an emergency! I'll need one of those maps.

330. Hm. Fifteen elf degrees north.

331. Forty-three elf degrees west.

332. There.

333. There.

334. Mm. Ah!

335. Tofoten.

336. Van Gale said something about hooded figures.

337. - He's in the fairy mound. - What?

338. - You sure? How'd that happen? - I don't know, but he's in trouble.

339. You're not planning on going back in that thing, are you?

340. I think I have to.

341. I was afraid you'd say that.

342. If you're going back in, someone's gonna have to pull you out.

343. - I'm in. - Me too.

344. - Hm. Tontu? - Huh?

345. How quickly can you get us to the station?

346. - Wait. I didn't mean— - When your mom finds out about this…

347. You won't tell her, will you?

348. I'd feel a lot better if your mother was signing off on this,

349. even just a verbal agreement.

350. Alfur, you said yourself, this is an emergency.

351. Hm.

352. All right.

353. Ready to go?

354. Ready.

355. Everyone, hold on.

356. Who wants cucumber sandwiches?

357. I'll have one!

358. Where are they?