1. Ah, Mr. Rafferty, sir...
do you think there'll be trouble today?
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2. The man's name is Guinness.
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3. 'Course there'll be fuckin' trouble.
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4. Behold the fallen idol.
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5. Today, they bury Benjamin Guinness...
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6. a brewer of sin and debauchery.
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7. Just as his soul will not enter heaven,
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8. his body shall not pass this gate!
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9. So... Mr. Guinness, let me be
the last living soul on this earth
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10. to put a smile on your face.
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11. That's it.
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12. Dear Lord... ignore the angry voices
beyond the wall,
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13. and remember the great good that he did
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14. and the legacy he left behind.
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15. If ye be Christians,
clear the way for a departing soul,
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16. because his mortal remains are
coming this way in half an hour.
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17. Then these cobbles
must be the road to hell.
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18. And nor will they pass down Bow Lane West,
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19. even if they are dead.
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20. It's gonna be a long fuckin' day.
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21. Okay, boys, hold the line.
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22. And anyway... if we don't stop
his carcass in his tracks...
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23. the Fenians will.
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24. This funeral parade for a rich unionist
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25. shall not go unchallenged
this Dublin morning...
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26. when it's his machines
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27. of the Protestant gentry
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28. that make us Irish suffer
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29. at the hands of the British!
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30. The children Sir Benjamin leaves behind
are weak and divided.
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31. Now is the time for us Fenians
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32. to use that weakness and free Ireland
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33. from the English!
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34. Attention!
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35. Each of you grab a means of persuasion.
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36. It is our solemn duty this day
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37. to ensure our beloved former employer's
path to heaven
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39. Remove all obstacles with a firm hand.
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40. If the dragoons draw swords,
fire above them.
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41. Spare the horses!
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42. All horses are Catholic!
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43. Keep pushing.
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44. 1-2-3-4-5
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45. 1-2-3-4-5
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46. Hunt the hare and turn her down
The rocky road and all the way to Dublin
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47. 1-2-3-4-5
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48. Hunt the hare and turn her down
The rocky road and all the way to Dublin
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49. Whack-fol-la-de-da!
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50. Say the word "Dublin."
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51. Dublin.
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52. Say the word "iconoclast."
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53. - Iconoclast.
- Yeah, there.
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54. "There" what?
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55. You've been in London so long,
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56. all that champagne has washed
the Irish off your tongue.
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57. Yes.
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58. Now, God help me, I'm back.
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59. - So... you're still never satisfied?
- If it isn't right, what is the point?
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60. Well, what's the point of getting it right
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61. if everyone today
will be unable to see clearly
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62. because of the tears
swimming in their eyes?
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63. And who is that remark aimed at, Arthur?
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64. - Which remark?
- Your sarcastic remark about tears.
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65. It was aimed at all those
who will attend today's event,
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66. as if it were a starting line
of a horse race.
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67. You think the tears
in the cathedral today won't be real?
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68. Mmm... Mostly not, no.
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69. Mostly for a purpose.
Mostly, anyway, among the workers.
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70. And what about our tears?
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71. I have wept.
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72. Oh, we should have all collected our tears
in a bell jar and measured our grief.
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73. Do you think Benjamin will ever wake up?
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74. Do you think anyone will ever care
if Benjamin wakes up ever again?
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75. Potter.
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76. A note from Mr. Rafferty to say
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77. your father's funeral
has left St. James's Gate
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78. and is proceeding towards the cathedral.
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79. But such is the vast extent of the crowd
of well-wishers on the street,
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80. Mr. Rafferty thinks
the cortege may be delayed.
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81. - Today really is not a day for truth.
- There's an anticipation of trouble?
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82. Those who despise drink and those
who despise the union with England
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83. have lit some small fires.
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84. The Fenians blame him
for cozying up to the British.
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85. Evangelists blame him for everything else.
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86. I'm sure Mr. Rafferty will extinguish
their fires considerately.
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87. Just as Mr. Rafferty often lights fires
in people's hearts.
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88. Mr. Rafferty suggests
that you're all in the cathedral at ten.
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89. Oh, don't worry about Benjamin.
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90. If necessary, we can roll him up
into a ball and bowl him down the aisle.
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91. In the cathedral today,
we must appear united.
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92. Yes. And to appear united,
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93. we must all be conscious.
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94. Arthur, what the fuck are you doing?
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95. Calm, Benjamin. It's all right.
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96. Calm, Benji— Calm. Easy.
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97. Calm down! Calm down.
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98. - Whoa!
- Calm down. Ah!
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99. Fuck!
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100. You fucking idiot!
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101. That's not my fault!
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102. Fuck.
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103. Hark. Papa's funeral cortège marching
peacefully towards St. Stephen's Green.
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104. For freedom!
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105. Officer! Get back here and do something!
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106. You lot too!
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107. - God save Ireland!
- Go on. Over there.
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108. Rot in hell!
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109. How dare they.
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110. With Father gone,
the Fenians will be trouble.
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111. Dubliners must see
we are as strong as our father.
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112. Peace comes in small measures.
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113. Every word you say
twists in my gut like a bag of nails.
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114. The twisting in your gut's
poitín and laudanum.
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115. Will you both shush?
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116. Just kill each other. Do it.
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117. Get it done.
Father has pistols beside his bed. A duel.
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118. Yes. Why not?
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119. An exchange of musket balls
before the reading of Father's will.
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120. It would reduce the clutter.
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121. Today of all days, we must behave
like a civilized Christian family.
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122. Which we're not.
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123. Which we are.
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124. In our way.
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125. Please.
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126. Arthur.
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127. Spes mea in Deo.
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128. My hope is in God.
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129. And above all,
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130. love is our hope.
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131. We have 20 minutes.
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132. Edward,
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133. you change your shirt.
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134. Benjamin,
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135. change into some clothes
that you haven't slept in.
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136. And, Arthur...
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137. just change.
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138. I wanna talk with a gag
If it's a bottle or bag
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139. I wanna strike with the SAG
I need the friends from it
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140. I want a shot in the dark
I wanna make a mark
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141. I want to live the arc
I call the ends on it
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142. I wanna take the truth
Without a lens on it
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143. My God-given insanity
It depends on it
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144. How I feel? How I feel?
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145. How I feel? I wanna keel
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146. Over harder
Than a turned-up challenger
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147. I wanna keep
All of your charm in a canister
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148. Do you inspire
Like the same did Salinger?
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149. I'm the pig on the Chinese calendar
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150. Let me through!
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151. God save Ireland!
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152. If we are not careful,
these Fenian gentlemen will make us late.
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153. We will no longer suck black porter
from the teats of the English oppressor!
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154. And I hate to be late.
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155. God save Ireland!
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156. Guess who's back on the news
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157. It's your favorite Republican hoods
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158. It's your fella with the Nike Air shoes
Two chains, two birds
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159. And we know what's good
Guess who's back to abuse
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160. Every solvent that I choose
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161. Two blues and a pint of stout
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162. And never you mind
If it smells like trout, foc
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163. Gu ag teacht I mo dhiaidh
Ach Stalford agus an DUP
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164. Gach lá, taobh amuigh de mo theach
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165. "Go back to Dublin if you want to rap"
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166. Anois éist
I'm gonna say this once
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167. Yous can all stay
Just don't be cunts
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168. And don't be runnin' round
Like silly old Tans
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169. Just take these yokes
And we'll go for a dance
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170. Go for a dance
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171. Go for a dance
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172. Go for a dance
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173. Get your Brits out
Get your Brits out
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174. Get your Brits out
We're on a mad one
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175. Get your Brits out
Get your Brits out
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176. Get your Brits out
We're on a mad one
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177. Get your Brits out
Get your Brits out
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178. Get your Brits out
We're on a mad one
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179. Fuck.
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180. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
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181. to mourn the death
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182. of a man who brought peace and prosperity
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183. to the people of Dublin.
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184. If ever there was anyone
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185. who could bring the Protestants
and Catholics of this great city together,
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186. it is this man.
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187. The Protestant man who paid
to have this one-time Catholic cathedral
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188. restored to its current splendor.
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189. A man who treated his workforce
with benevolence,
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190. who forbade the discussion
of religion and politics
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191. within his place of work.
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192. Also, a man of commerce
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193. that has brought wealth
to all layers of society in our city.
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194. He was a man
who cared deeply about this city.
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195. He was the lord mayor of Dublin.
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196. And a member of Parliament
for Dublin City.
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197. And it was in our capital city of London
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198. that he was ultimately
bestowed with the title
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199. of First Baronet of Ashford.
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200. But most of all,
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201. he was a devoted family man.
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202. MY HOPE IS IN GOD
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203. And, of course, our thoughts and prayers
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four children.
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206. Since their late mother died,
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207. it has been their father
who has raised them.
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208. These heirs to his legacy
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209. will now have the responsibility to match
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210. and better the momentous achievements
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from the great man himself,
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of Sir Benjamin Lee Guinness
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217. and take this
particularly Irish enterprise
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218. to all four corners of God's earth.
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219. Now we will sing the first hymn,
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220. "Immortal, Invisible."
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221. Stand up. Come on.
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222. Immortal, invisible
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223. - God only wise
- Hey, come on.
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224. In light inaccessible
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225. Hid from our eyes
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226. Most blessed, most glorious
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227. The Ancient of Days...
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228. We'll give back to them
what they gave to us.
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229. - You better believe it.
- Will we hit 'em?
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230. We'll hit 'em. We'll hit 'em hard.
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231. You'll get your retribution.
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232. - Sister!
- Oh God.
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233. - Thank God you're safe.
- Fucking hell.
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234. We've just finished a meeting
of the Ladies Committee.
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235. We are preparing a response
to these acts of violence
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236. carried out by men
in the name of the company.
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237. We men have begun
to make preparations as well,
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238. and robust preparations they will be.
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239. And what "robust preparations"
are you talking about?
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240. - You don't see the irony?
- No irony to see.
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241. This tavern only sells stolen Guinness.
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242. Stolen from the cooperage yard
by honest Fenian coopers.
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243. Your thieves are honest.
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244. Yeah.
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245. Honest thieves will open the gates tonight
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246. so that we can light our fires.
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247. And you'll light a fire where?
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248. A million empty barrels...
waiting to be filled.
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249. So you'll burn the cooperage?
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250. For starters.
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251. You don't fucking think, brother.
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254. If you burn their barrels,
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255. they will have their excuse to take you,
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256. and they will string you up.
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257. And you will have half the men in Dublin
pulling down on your legs
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258. to break your stupid fucking neck
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259. for stopping their daily supply of beer.
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260. Fists and fires have gotten us nowhere.
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261. Think.
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262. Come with me, you bonehead.
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263. We know that Sir Benjamin's death
has given us an opportunity.
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264. Do you have a match?
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265. Not for lighting barrels, you bonehead.
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266. The old man was flawless.
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267. - Give me the fucking matches.
- I'll give you a light.
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268. But I'm keeping the matches
'cause I don't trust you.
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I'm not talking about faults.
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270. I mean secrets.
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271. Sir Benjamin Lee Guinness
had no secrets that could hurt him.
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272. But his children are a different matter.
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273. Maids, cooks, butlers.
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274. The new generation talk in front of them
as if they were made of glass.
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275. The maids talk to me.
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276. And what secrets have they uncovered?
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277. The old man's children have secrets that'd
burn them out of positions of power faster
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278. than a million burning barrels.
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279. Are you talking about blackmail,
sweet Ellen?
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280. Naturally, I put that to the vote.
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281. Blackmail is not noble, sister.
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282. I feel better burning the barrels.
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283. But we ignoble women
will gather their secrets.
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284. And when the eldest takes
his father's seat in Parliament,
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285. I'll make sure he sees things
from our point of view.
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286. And so it comes to pass
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287. that little Ellen unties
a 700-year-old knot
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288. without a single shot being fired.
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289. All four of them have secrets?
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290. Not all four.
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291. All of them have secrets apart from one.
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292. But I've got an eye on him.
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293. Thank you.
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294. You said today we need to appear united.
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295. So where the fuck are Ben and Anne?
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296. We're meant to receive condolences
in a line together.
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297. - Thank you.
- I'm so sorry for your loss.
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298. - Thank you.
- There will never be another.
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299. Benjamin went downstairs.
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300. Said he wanted to be alone
with Father's portrait.
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301. With a quart of Jameson's. Where is Anne?
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302. - Please accept our condolences.
- Thank you.
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303. - Sorry for your loss.
- Thank you.
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304. I will wait for him down this alleyway.
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305. Is this wise, madam?
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306. Wisdom is overrated. Go and fetch him.
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307. - Condolences, madam.
- Thank you.
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309. I thought there was a family congregation.
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310. There is, but I have business with you.
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311. This is the money to give to your men
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312. for the work they did today
clearing Father's path.
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313. Blood money, but I hope
not too much blood was shed.
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314. You walked through the streets
with £50 in cash?
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315. Seventy.
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316. Arthur has decided to increase your rates.
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317. And I was accompanied.
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318. Yes.
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319. And now your butler is a witness.
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320. Could he not have sent someone
to deliver the money?
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321. I said I would do it.
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322. For what reason?
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323. I wanted you to assure me
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324. that your men did not use
undue force today.
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325. There were no deaths.
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326. Some lessons learned.
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328. What limits?
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you and I went beyond all limits.
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331. was to tell you I have regrets
about what happened.
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332. - Yes, but what's done is done.
- I have begged God's forgiveness.
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333. He will understand.
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334. I pray each morning, I pray each evening,
but sometimes the devil whispers.
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335. - You were blinded by your grief.
- Or a blindfold was removed.
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337. Let's at least be honest with each other.
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342. In this alley.
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343. Like cats.
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348. Wish what?
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349. I've worked for your family for 20 years.
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352. But inside every one of yous...
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357. and howl.
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358. Thank your brothers.
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359. I'll go and pay my men.
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364. Ah, there.
What new adventure has Potter witnessed?
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366. Dear husband...
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368. While you've been in London,
Annie has been here in Dublin discovering
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369. that it isn't just the boys
of the Guinness family who are cursed.
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370. We've all been waiting for you.
Where have you been?
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372. I just wanted to express
my sincere condolences.
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373. - He was a unique man.
- There will never be another.
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374. But we will try our best.
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375. Also, his last will and testament,
when is that being read?
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378. In my grief... I almost forgot
there was even a will to be read.
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379. And a vacant parliamentary seat
to be filled.
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380. I assume, Arthur, you are going to accept
your responsibilities
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382. Then you assume a great deal.
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383. Aunt Agnes... the will is being read
tomorrow, but if you haven't been invited,
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in it that concerns you.
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385. When the will is read out,
I hope we will discover
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his children well enough
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390. In Irish mythology,
they are brothers, sons of a god.
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392. The other cannot be trusted. Hello.
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393. - Sorry for your loss.
- Thank you.
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395. Thank you.
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397. I've been away in London
these past five years.
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398. - I hardly know you anymore.
- Thank you for coming.
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399. Mr. Guinness. Our condolences.
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403. I like to work.
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404. And you think I don't?
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405. I think it's hard to brew beer
wearing white satin gloves.
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- There will never be another.
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407. And yet tomorrow,
at the reading of the will,
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409. the brewery in its entirety
will be left to me.
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410. - He was a wonderful man.
- Thank you.
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413. Yes.
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will be put on your shoulders.
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416. I would find that task very tiring.
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I would share that burden.
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418. - A moving service.
- Sir, thank you. Thank you.
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420. - One moment, please.
- Yes, of course.
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422. The whole thing.
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423. With what?
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to give you 30% of the profits.
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in Parliament.
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428. You thought all of this up
in such a brief space of time.
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429. - Death comes to us all.
- And the brewery comes to me.
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432. In heaven, he'll find peace.
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433. - Thank you
- Gabriel. Thank you.
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- Thirty-five.
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435. Deal.
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436. We have no need for lawyers
or accountants, brother.
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438. - He'll be sorely missed.
- Thank you. There will never be another.
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440. Gentlemen.
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the Reverend Henry Grattan Guinness,
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with you both in private.
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443. - Oh, fuck.
- Jesus fucking Christ.
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444. Lock the door.
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445. Okay, give it to me.
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446. Ben, there's half
of Dublin society upstairs,
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447. and you're asking me
to steal you a pistol.
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448. Why?
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449. You can go.
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450. I did not bring bullets.
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451. Wh— Why? Why, why?
Why would you not bring bullets?
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452. I will not be responsible
for you ending your beautiful life, Ben.
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453. You thought I asked for the gun
to use on myself.
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454. I'm really not that courageous, Christine.
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455. Then what is it for?
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456. There's a man. A bad man.
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457. Named Bonnie Champion.
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458. He runs exports for the family
but also has sidelines.
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459. Gambling. He operates out of the docks.
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460. I owe him £170.
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461. Anything above 150,
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462. and you go to the bottom
of Dublin harbor wearing irons.
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463. So please fetch me the bullets,
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464. because they'll come for me.
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465. You don't have £170?
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466. "Money will kill you," Arthur said.
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467. Giving me money is like
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468. giving me a loaded revolver.
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469. Ben.
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470. Listen to me,
because I have a serious proposition.
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471. And today is the perfect day for it.
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472. I have an endowment.
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473. I will pay you the £170
on condition that when we marry...
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474. Please. Please don't be a pawn
in their game of families—
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475. On the condition that when we marry...
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476. the madness stops.
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477. I've spoken to my father.
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478. Your father is dead,
and Arthur won't object.
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479. What do you say?
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480. I say...
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481. I won't let one so sweet
waste her life with one so bitter.
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482. You must understand, Christine.
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483. I am the madness.
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484. Fuck you.
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485. You serve strong spirits
and have music playing at a funeral.
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486. Whose idea was that?
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487. Actually, my father's idea.
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488. I'm sorry, do you not dance, Uncle Henry?
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489. I don't dance on anyone's grave, no.
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490. No. No, you devote yourself to the fight
against Satan in all his forms.
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491. Tell me, how goes the battle?
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492. Well, the Harley College is thriving.
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493. The missionaries we train there
travel across the globe,
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494. spreading the word of God.
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495. And putting Satan to flight.
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496. Actually, perhaps you could fit
your missionaries up
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497. with samples of our porter and have them
spread the good word of Guinness too.
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498. Good idea, especially if they're heading
for the Americas.
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499. - We are considering the Americas.
- We are?
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500. As I understand it, at the moment,
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501. the Americans make their drink
from cactuses.
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502. Cacti.
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503. So you brothers dance at a funeral
and make jokes at the expense of God.
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504. Tell me.
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505. Just how expensive is God these days?
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506. I need an assurance that whoever benefits
from the will tomorrow,
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507. their heart will remain as open
as your father's heart was
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508. when it comes to helping us.
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509. How much did our father give you
per annum?
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510. Your father always gave us
exactly just not quite enough.
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511. Is this family business?
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512. It's God's business.
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513. Then it is my business,
perhaps more so than my brothers'.
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514. Reverend Grattan, speaking for myself,
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515. I have every intention
of using all of my influence
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516. to ensure that the good works and charity
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517. for which the Guinness family is famous
will continue.
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518. And what influence would that be,
sweet Annie?
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519. You think, as a daughter,
I will have none?
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520. "May the sons of the father
be like plants full-grown,
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521. but may the daughters
be like corner pillars
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522. cut for the structure of a palace."
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523. Psalm 144 verse 12, I believe.
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524. Suggesting that it may be I
who will be the cornerstone
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525. for the House of Guinness.
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526. Welcome...
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527. to the Guinness export wharf
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528. and pleasure gardens.
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529. I'm looking for someone
called Bonnie Champion.
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530. If you're looking for work
in one of Mr. Champion's houses,
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531. I'm his gatekeeper.
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532. I get to decide if a girl has
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533. what's required to work his rooms
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534. and greet the men off the ships.
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535. Lift up your skirt,
and let me have a look.
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536. I also get the privilege
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537. of having first go.
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538. First go?
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539. Usually through the bars of this gate.
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540. Ellen Cochrane, Ladies Committee.
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541. Fenian Brotherhood official business.
Take down your fucking trousers.
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542. No.
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543. You want first go?
Take down your fucking trousers.
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544. And the fucking rest.
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545. No.
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546. You don't have what it takes for first go.
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547. So open this fucking gate
or I'll shoot it off.
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548. Are you lost, madam, on this dark night?
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549. Are you looking to improve your fortune?
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550. An associate of yours died today.
You're not wearing a black tie.
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551. The man was no associate of mine.
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552. Too grand for the likes of me.
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553. I simply provide services
for the men who work for him
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554. and the men who work his ships
and locomotives.
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555. But you, now...
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556. I'd have you down as a secretary
in the wharfinger's office.
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557. - If it wasn't for that look in your eye.
- What look is that?
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558. Every Fenian I've ever met
looks down on me from a great height,
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559. like I'm a necessary evil.
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560. I've heard of you, Miss Cochrane.
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561. A dangerous creature. A woman with brains.
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562. I've already paid my taxes
to the Brotherhood.
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563. I'm not looking for taxes.
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564. - What are you looking for, then?
- It's secrets I'm after, Mr. Champion.
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565. Family secrets.
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566. Presently, you pay 10% of all your profits
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567. on the whorehouses and the bookmakers
and the rackets to the Brotherhood.
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568. And on behalf of the Brotherhood,
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569. I am offering you a one-year holiday
from paying any taxes at all.
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570. Get to work, boys.
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571. Quick!
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572. Keep your heads down, boys.
Soak the whole lot.
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573. Let's go. Come on!
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574. Young Benjamin gambles
on the advice of voices in his head.
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575. He hears fairies, spirits.
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576. How much does he owe you?
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577. Enough to send any other man below.
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578. So why not him?
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579. Because his name is Guinness.
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580. Tonight's takings.
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581. Now, I'm a wicked fucker.
I've fed the fish very, very often.
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582. With men named O'Reilly and O'Leary.
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583. But not Guinness.
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584. You never drown a Guinness.
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585. Because if you did,
there's a Rafferty fella who'd come along
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586. and put you down among the shipwrecks
wrapped in an anchor chain.
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587. Which makes me
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588. curious to know,
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589. what's your business
with these family secrets?
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590. None of your business.
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591. You'll excuse me
if I end this conversation.
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592. There's a storm coming.
It's gonna baptize whoever's out in it.
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593. A storm is coming,
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594. because it's not Benjamin's secrets
that we want.
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595. Our interest, Mr. Champion,
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596. is in the altogether
more interesting secrets
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597. of the oldest brother, Arthur...
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598. who we believe uses
parts of your business
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599. unrelated to gambling.
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600. Mr. Champion! Come and see!
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601. What?
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602. The cooperage is on fire.
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603. They're asking for our pumps
and our horses.
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604. Haste thee to the water wagon!
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605. Fucking bonehead.
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606. Move those barrels away from the fire!
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607. You men over there!
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608. Roll the empty barrels into the dock
and let them float!
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609. We can fish them out in the morning!
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610. Hey! Who opened the fucking gate?
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611. I don't know, sir! I was at the mash tuns.
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612. Suddenly, the windows were orange.
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613. Move it! Move!
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614. Hey!
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615. Hey, back in there!
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616. Faster!
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617. Keep moving!
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618. Move them over to the dock! Come on!
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619. Come on!
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620. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
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621. You seen any Fenians here tonight, Bonnie?
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622. Fenians?
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623. No.
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624. Only a wharfinger secretary
who'd lost her way.
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625. And lost her mind.
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626. Get that fucking hose out!
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627. Swing a little more, little more...
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628. Now the fun starts.
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629. a little more next to me
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630. Swing a little more
Little more o'er the merry-o
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631. Swing a little more...
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632. Keep pumping, lads!
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633. Swing a little more
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634. On the Devil's dance floor
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635. Let's go, men!
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636. Come on! Move those barrels into the dock!
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637. Come on, Benjamin. I've got you.
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638. And lo and behold,
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639. on the day before the reading of the will,
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640. Benjamin finds that he is a prospect.
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641. She actually loves him.
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642. Or what he used to be.
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643. Or what's left of him.
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644. Or does five years in London
make you unable to believe in love?
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645. Ahh... Love comes quickly.
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646. Like a riptide.
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647. Then, just as quickly,
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648. it's, "Ah hell, the snoring
and the pimples and the hair."
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649. To hell with it.
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650. That has been your experience?
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651. Mmm.
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652. A multitude of experiences.
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653. Sometimes, you sound Irish again.
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654. Yes.
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655. When I'm sad.
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656. Why are you sad?
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657. Ah, because as of tomorrow morning,
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658. everything becomes real.
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659. Brewing, politics.
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660. You will take father's seat
in the Commons.
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661. That's what everyone says,
so it must be true.
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662. You must.
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663. This is a delicate moment.
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664. I will be with you.
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665. Brother, I know the brewery
like the back of my hand.
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666. And as for politics,
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667. Dubliners vote for the beer,
not the party.
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668. And yet I'm in search of an energy
I'm not sure I have.
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669. I have it.
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670. And I have ideas.
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671. I meant what I said about America.
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672. Population 36 million,
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673. 14% freed slaves.
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674. No longer a wilderness.
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675. Two coasts, rich as fuck,
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676. with a thirsty army in between.
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677. And since the famine,
the East Coast is half Irish.
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678. And I am half consumed
by the flames of hell.
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679. What flames are you talking about?
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680. Arthur.
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681. What flames consume you?
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682. Lady Christine leads Benjamin away
as if he were a frightened puppy.
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683. She will get herself pregnant,
they will marry,
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684. and her entire aristocratic family
will be an expense in my accounts.
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685. He's just pretending
to be bullheaded, Anne.
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686. In truth, it is Arthur
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687. who is the frightened puppy.
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688. Oh, Arthur.
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689. We should all get some sleep.
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690. Tomorrow will be a big day.
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691. Okay, boys!
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692. Let the rain do your work for you.
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693. Maybe the fuckers do have
God on their side, after all.
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694. Who's the most violent person you know
Except Arlene?
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695. Oh, what would be you, kid
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696. Respect
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697. Focain caite amach arís
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698. Barraíocht piontaí
Le barraíocht snaois
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699. Equals a cocktail bread
For unleashing the beast
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700. Oíche mhór amach fuinne, at least
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701. Troid eile, he's beating some fella
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702. Tá an R.U.C. anseo anois
And it's for saoirse na Cilla
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703. Fucked into the back of the Jeep
He falls asleep
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704. He does it every week
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705. Tiocfaidh ár lá
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706. Get the Brits out, lad
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707. A one-way ticket, please
I've lost my bus pass
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708. It's gonna be a bloodbath
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709. - It's gonna be a bloodbath
- It's gonna be a bloodbath
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710. Throw a hook, a jab, and a boot
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711. I sneak a quick toot
Then I fire another boot
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712. For calling me a fruit
For trying to take the loot
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713. Well, Billy won't be bothering
Any more hoods
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714. 'Nois cúpla ceist
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715. Do you want it in your chest
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716. Or your knees or your head?
DJ Próvaí has the lead
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717. You can beg, you can plead
You can tell us what we need
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718. You can change your name
But you're all the fucking same
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719. H.O.O.D
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720. Low-life scum
That's what they say about me
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721. 'Cause I'm a H.O.O.D
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722. Low-life scum
That's what they say about me
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723. I'm a H.O.O.D
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724. Low-life scum
That's what they say about me
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725. 'Cause I'm a H.O.O.D
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726. Low-life scum
That's what they say about me
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