1. Okay, boys.
It sounds like a grand affair in there.Copy !req
2. Now let's show them our invitations.Copy !req
3. Arthur, we should get out of here.
Come on.Copy !req
4. Arthur.Copy !req
5. - Come on.
- For Christ's sake! Patrick!Copy !req
6. - Come on!
- Why are we leaving?Copy !req
7. - Hurry up! Come on, follow me!
- For Christ's sake! What's the matter?Copy !req
8. - Come on!
- I don't understand! Patrick! Stop!Copy !req
9. Stop right now! Tell me!
Why are we in such a hurry?Copy !req
10. There's coppers coming, Arthur,
at precisely one minute past ten o'clock.Copy !req
11. Come here, ya filthy bastard!Copy !req
12. Run, Arthur!Copy !req
13. Come back here!Copy !req
14. Down there!Copy !req
15. There's two of them!Copy !req
16. Come on, that way!Copy !req
17. Shh! Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
18. Down there. Come on!Copy !req
19. Over there!Copy !req
20. Down that alley! Down there!Copy !req
21. Someone paid you.Copy !req
22. Who?Copy !req
23. You don't have to tell me.Copy !req
24. No, I can fucking guess.Copy !req
25. Did he call me a Liffey eel,
by any chance?Copy !req
26. You did this for money?Copy !req
27. - No. No.
- You did.Copy !req
28. - Arthur, stop it.
- Did you think to just ask?Copy !req
29. Huh? Open your mouth.Copy !req
30. Open your fucking mouth!Copy !req
31. Arthur... Stop it.Copy !req
32. Fuck.Copy !req
33. Fuck.Copy !req
34. The man who has your name
is Henry Grattan, yes?Copy !req
35. He said he knew... he knew my sins.Copy !req
36. He said he was gonna
tell my father, Arthur.Copy !req
37. He said he was gonna tell my father.Copy !req
38. - It's okay. Shh...
- He was gonna tell my father.Copy !req
39. It's okay.Copy !req
40. I understand.Copy !req
41. It's okay.Copy !req
42. You must walk away from anyone
with this cursed name.Copy !req
43. There is nothing
but bleakness and blacknessCopy !req
44. will come from any connection.Copy !req
45. But... but I saved you, Arthur.Copy !req
46. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
47. You must cut the ropes.Copy !req
48. Run and wait for a check
in the post for your services.Copy !req
49. No. Please, no. Arthur, please!Copy !req
50. What we have is not a service.Copy !req
51. What we have?Copy !req
52. We Guinnesses give generously to the poor.Copy !req
53. We give generously to the poor,
but we do not forgive.Copy !req
54. Please, Arth—Copy !req
55. As my Uncle Henry will soon learn,Copy !req
56. I am a wild enemy to have.Copy !req
57. - Go away.
- Arthur...Copy !req
58. Arthur. But—Copy !req
59. Have you heard of Phil the Fluter
Of the town of Ballymuck?Copy !req
60. Times were going hard with him
In fact, the man was brokeCopy !req
61. He just sent out a notice
To the neighbors, one and allCopy !req
62. As how he'd like their company
That evening at a ballCopy !req
63. And when writin' out
He was careful to suggest to themCopy !req
64. If they found a hat of his
Convenient to the doorCopy !req
65. The more they put in
Whenever he requested themCopy !req
66. The better would the music be
For batterin' the floorCopy !req
67. With the toot of the flute
And the twiddle of the fiddle-O!Copy !req
68. Hopping in the middle
Like a herrin' on the griddle-O!Copy !req
69. Up! down, hands around
Crossing to the wallCopy !req
70. Oh, hadn't we the gaiety
At Phil the Fluter's Ball?Copy !req
71. Fuck's sake!Copy !req
72. "I think it's nearly time," says he
"For passin' round the hat"Copy !req
73. So Paddy passed the caubeen round
And looking mighty cuteCopy !req
74. Says, "You've got to pay the piper
When he's tooterin' on the flute"Copy !req
75. What on earth are you doing?Copy !req
76. Taking samples of the water
from the stream that feeds into the lake.Copy !req
77. I saw you take a fall.Copy !req
78. Did you laugh?Copy !req
79. Yes, of course.Copy !req
80. The great man stumbles.Copy !req
81. There are three streams from three
natural springs which feed the lake.Copy !req
82. I'm taking samples
of all three back to the brewery.Copy !req
83. Our specialists who test
the purity of the waterCopy !req
84. can tell me which of—Copy !req
85. I'm your morning's entertainment.Copy !req
86. Specialists who test the purity of
our water will tell me which is most pure.Copy !req
87. Then I will dig a well.Copy !req
88. You will send
the clean spring water to Cloonboo?Copy !req
89. Yes. I will erect several water pumps.Copy !req
90. Fear not, each of them will be labeled
with the Guinness name and a harp.Copy !req
91. Because as we established last night,
all acts of kindnessCopy !req
92. must be publicly branded
for the good of the company.Copy !req
93. I suppose that means you'll make us put
the harp on our housing trust building.Copy !req
94. Well, we are detonating half of Dublin
for you and Anne, under the Guinness name.Copy !req
95. You could've sent someone else
to collect the water samplesCopy !req
96. and saved your clothes.Copy !req
97. I just wanted to do something.Copy !req
98. Couldn't really sleep last night.Copy !req
99. Yesterday, I found out
you are not who I thought you were.Copy !req
100. And that we might have
more in common than I thought.Copy !req
101. Mm...Copy !req
102. It's fine.Copy !req
103. No, please.Copy !req
104. Please! I fucking...Copy !req
105. Tea?Copy !req
106. What?Copy !req
107. Well, it's just the way
you say "tea." So brightly.Copy !req
108. Like flicking a crystal glass.Copy !req
109. Whatever do you mean, my love?Copy !req
110. When you arrived home
at half past one in the morningCopy !req
111. and I looked out my window,
I saw you get out of the carriageCopy !req
112. and throw up into the fountain.Copy !req
113. Oysters.Copy !req
114. Oysters! "Tea!"Copy !req
115. What "oyster" tore your clothes
and drew blood last night?Copy !req
116. It was a pursuit.Copy !req
117. Running into alleys.Copy !req
118. Leaping over rotten fences.Copy !req
119. Hiding.Copy !req
120. Hiding from the police.Copy !req
121. No, really. No, no. Please.
I really— I don't deserve tenderness.Copy !req
122. It's all my fault. My fault,
and my stupid family's name.Copy !req
123. What matters, my love...Copy !req
124. is that you escaped.Copy !req
125. And therefore nothing really happened.Copy !req
126. Life continues.
Your reputation is unblemished.Copy !req
127. And when the next election comes around,
you can stand again for Parliament.Copy !req
128. MPs are above the law.Copy !req
129. I almost get arrested. The next day,
you have me standing for election.Copy !req
130. I want you to have power.Copy !req
131. - Mm...
- I don't want to be married to a brewer.Copy !req
132. I want to be married
to a government minister.Copy !req
133. - Mm.
- A knighthood.Copy !req
134. Lord Arthur Guinness.Copy !req
135. Only love will get you caught.
Find someone, fuck them...Copy !req
136. Mm.Copy !req
137. hail a cab, and come safely home.Copy !req
138. Just so you know, I can't bear
to be the face of another scandal.Copy !req
139. - Dubliners hate me.
- Arthur...Copy !req
140. As husband and wife,
we decide these things together.Copy !req
141. And together...Copy !req
142. we will soon realize
that I'm always right.Copy !req
143. Ahem.Copy !req
144. Begging your pardon, sir, madam.Copy !req
145. Mr. Rafferty is here.Copy !req
146. - I'm not sure at whose request, but...
- Mine.Copy !req
147. I have a job for him.Copy !req
148. It is scienceCopy !req
149. that has helped me to discover the truth.Copy !req
150. And I have calculated...Copy !req
151. I have calculatedCopy !req
152. that we are now living in
the sixth unsabbatic day of creation.Copy !req
153. That it is 6,000 years
since Adam was betrayed by Eve.Copy !req
154. And therefore by this calculation,Copy !req
155. it is scientifically proven...Copy !req
156. Uncle Henry,Copy !req
157. I've come to hear your confession.Copy !req
158. And therefore by this calculation,Copy !req
159. it is scientifically provenCopy !req
160. that the end of the worldCopy !req
161. is coming to pass very, very soon.Copy !req
162. How dare you interrupt a sacred sermonCopy !req
163. inside the house of God—Copy !req
164. I have permission
from Sir Arthur Guinness to be myself.Copy !req
165. To be absolutely myself,Copy !req
166. regardless of your kinship.Copy !req
167. I'm capable of
sacrilege by deed even here.Copy !req
168. And it would be deeply unholy of youCopy !req
169. to provoke me into a passion
that I cannot control.Copy !req
170. You are threatening my life
on behalf of your master.Copy !req
171. My master,Copy !req
172. who you once compared to a Liffey eel.Copy !req
173. An eel who you saidCopy !req
174. you had by the gills.Copy !req
175. Now it is the eel that has you
by the gills, Henry Grattan.Copy !req
176. And, yes,
my master is threatening your life.Copy !req
177. At first, I thought the sons
would be softer than their father.Copy !req
178. But they are not.Copy !req
179. With their steamships,
and their locomotives,Copy !req
180. and their global plans,Copy !req
181. they will not be stopped.Copy !req
182. Which is why they need you goneCopy !req
183. to a place away from Dublin.Copy !req
184. Enough to get you
and your family to London.Copy !req
185. I will not be bulliedCopy !req
186. by an unrighteous mandrake Mary AnnCopy !req
187. cuckolded by his own foreman.Copy !req
188. Well then, tear up the check.Copy !req
189. And I swear to God, here in his own house...Copy !req
190. this Sunday,Copy !req
191. when your congregation
comes to this church,Copy !req
192. they will hear the grave newsCopy !req
193. that their holy prophet was found
washed up on the rocksCopy !req
194. at the foot of the Poolbeg LighthouseCopy !req
195. with lampreys writhing in his throatCopy !req
196. and leeches sucking on his eyes.Copy !req
197. We are far away from heaven
And we are far away from hellCopy !req
198. Living in the endless mist
And waiting for a yellCopy !req
199. The dreams are getting bigger
But the thirst is big enough...Copy !req
200. Sir, the road is closed.
They are taking down the old tenementsCopy !req
201. to make way
for the new Guinness housing estate.Copy !req
202. I'm not afraid of a bit of progress.Copy !req
203. But good will never winCopy !req
204. Dear Byron, I am writing
to share glad tidings from Dublin.Copy !req
205. You should know that the profits
that are flowing from New YorkCopy !req
206. are being used to serve God's purpose.Copy !req
207. The secret deal which you struck
with our Fenian friendsCopy !req
208. is therefore a disreputable means
to a virtuous end.Copy !req
209. In this work, I am supported
by the women of the Guinness Trust,Copy !req
210. who never cease to surprise me
with their devotion to the cause.Copy !req
211. I am also working tirelessly
to build bridges with the Fenians.Copy !req
212. And I must say, I am finding
their representatives reasonableCopy !req
213. and indeed agreeable.Copy !req
214. This political intercourse
is resulting in many happy outcomes.Copy !req
215. I am doing this on behalf of my brother,Copy !req
216. who is being persuaded
to stand for Parliament,Copy !req
217. which is why I am writing to you.Copy !req
218. Since you have been so successful in
selling our beer to the people of America,Copy !req
219. perhaps you can be just as successfulCopy !req
220. selling my brother
to the people of Dublin.Copy !req
221. By the time you return,
you'll see parts of the city much changed.Copy !req
222. You may also come home to find me changed.Copy !req
223. - Saints and sinners, oh
- Edward.Copy !req
224. Often losers, never winnersCopy !req
225. All of the new trust homes
are within the soundCopy !req
226. of St. Patrick's Cathedral's bells.Copy !req
227. Look, feel, and rejoice.Copy !req
228. Clean water in every home,
and a water closet,Copy !req
229. an ash closet in every home too,
even for the bachelors.Copy !req
230. So you and Edward have been
working together into the night for a yearCopy !req
231. and using an absurd amount of candles.Copy !req
232. And I know
because I see the trust accounts.Copy !req
233. And in the flickering candlelight,Copy !req
234. with all that passion in the air
of doing good works,Copy !req
235. a feeling that you are actually
making a difference in the world,Copy !req
236. and in that moment, as of yet,Copy !req
237. there has not been one single kiss?Copy !req
238. Let me show you the bedrooms.
Each have their own fireplace.Copy !req
239. Not one kiss, Dodo?Copy !req
240. - One.
- Hallelujah, praise the Lord.Copy !req
241. Well, there is a reason
for the absence of kisses.Copy !req
242. Edward has another woman, yes. Is that it?Copy !req
243. He is my brother. He doesn't have to
actually tell me things with words.Copy !req
244. There is a woman.Copy !req
245. And oddly, I think he loves her.Copy !req
246. Oh dear. Did he actually use that word?Copy !req
247. Like you,
I don't need him to say things out loud.Copy !req
248. How do you know about her?Copy !req
249. Because Edward told me himself.Copy !req
250. And because he's unsure
of what he should doCopy !req
251. with this forbidden love.Copy !req
252. This is all terribly romantic,
but he is not a child anymore.Copy !req
253. And there has been at least one kiss.Copy !req
254. Three days ago,Copy !req
255. when the keys to the new apartments
were finally cut.Copy !req
256. Then there is hope.Copy !req
257. What do you mean, "hope"?Copy !req
258. I... I... I don't want bloody hope.Copy !req
259. As if a woman alone is hopeless.Copy !req
260. No, this is all nonsense,
because today is a celebration.Copy !req
261. God, I hate Fridays.Copy !req
262. Here. Stop complaining.Copy !req
263. As I understand, Aunt Agnes,Copy !req
264. who was told by Anne,
who was told by Adelaide...Copy !req
265. That in her opinion,
Adelaide would now respond favorablyCopy !req
266. to a proposal of marriage from me, yes?Copy !req
267. I know, thank you.Copy !req
268. Well,Copy !req
269. it's about time, isn't it?Copy !req
270. About time for what?Copy !req
271. I got married. Surely it's your turn.Copy !req
272. It's not about taking turns.Copy !req
273. Ah, okay. I see.Copy !req
274. It's about the Fenian girl.Copy !req
275. I understand from Olivia,
who was told by Potter,Copy !req
276. you've had a letter
from the Conservative Party.Copy !req
277. - Fucking Potter.
- Mr. Disraeli himself has written to you.Copy !req
278. And asked you to stand
for Conservative Party candidateCopy !req
279. for Dublin at the next election.Copy !req
280. Yes, I've politely declined.Copy !req
281. Even though it would be very much
in the best interests of the company?Copy !req
282. No need to pour. Thank you.Copy !req
283. Apparently, there was a significant kiss,Copy !req
284. which might've changed things,
I'm not sure.Copy !req
285. Apparently, in the letter, Disraeli was
virtually begging you to stand.Copy !req
286. - Should we get fucking rid of Potter?
- My question is, why would you not stand?Copy !req
287. My question to you is,
why would you not marry?Copy !req
288. Ah...Copy !req
289. Well, as someone with long experienceCopy !req
290. of impossible love,Copy !req
291. I will tell youCopy !req
292. that you and this woman in the docksCopy !req
293. can never be together.Copy !req
294. So you must find happiness
in the world of what is possible.Copy !req
295. I always instinctively reject your advice.Copy !req
296. And I reject yours instinctively. However...Copy !req
297. it appears that Anne
and Olivia are suggesting that,Copy !req
298. for the good of the company...Copy !req
299. we both grow up.Copy !req
300. And fulfil our father's dream
of becoming true aristocracy.Copy !req
301. Come on. I will run for election,
and you go say goodbye.Copy !req
302. Hello.Copy !req
303. - How are you?
- Good. How are you?Copy !req
304. I've drafted a leaflet which explains in
language a common Dubliner can understandCopy !req
305. why Home Rule is a logical first step
towards an independent Ireland.Copy !req
306. Also, my landlady has requested
an extra ten shillings a weekCopy !req
307. in return for turning a blind eye
to your visits.Copy !req
308. - I said it would be okay.
- Um...Copy !req
309. For a little while,Copy !req
310. it will not be necessary.Copy !req
311. Why will it not be necessary?Copy !req
312. Um... my brother has... decidedCopy !req
313. to, uh, stand for the Conservative PartyCopy !req
314. in the forthcoming election...Copy !req
315. supporting the union.Copy !req
316. But I will make sure he will not burn
the bridges you and I have built.Copy !req
317. You have my word.Copy !req
318. The word of a Guinness brother means what?Copy !req
319. Look, it's...Copy !req
320. an unspoken agreement.Copy !req
321. If there are other things going unspoken,
I suggest you speak them now.Copy !req
322. We feel...Copy !req
323. For the duration of the election,
we feel it's best if I don't come here.Copy !req
324. "We"?Copy !req
325. Look, Arthur's political opponents
will be looking for any weakness.Copy !req
326. - Oh, and I'm your weakness.
- You know you have been my weakness.Copy !req
327. Yes, I...Copy !req
328. I feel that it is timeCopy !req
329. for both of usCopy !req
330. to become realistic.Copy !req
331. But you will need a man.Copy !req
332. A permanent man.Copy !req
333. And all this time, you've been temporary?Copy !req
334. And I came here today...Copy !req
335. to tell you that I have been thinking,Copy !req
336. and... and now I'm certain.Copy !req
337. I... I think I'm...Copy !req
338. I've been thinking that I will propose...Copy !req
339. to her.Copy !req
340. To Adelaide.Copy !req
341. You mean your Lady of Divine Mercy,Copy !req
342. who builds your houses to ease your guilt?Copy !req
343. Look, I could stand here and lie
like almost every other man of my classCopy !req
344. and have two fireplaces to sit at,
but I am not that man.Copy !req
345. Are you in love with me, Edward?Copy !req
346. Because I know that you once were.Copy !req
347. Yes.Copy !req
348. I once was.Copy !req
349. I see it clearly.Copy !req
350. Arthur gets elected.Copy !req
351. Edward gets himself a suitable wife
and the brewery.Copy !req
352. The holy, sacred fucking brewery
goes on from strength to strength,Copy !req
353. because in all the world, Edward,
when it comes down to blood and beer,Copy !req
354. the brewery is all that matters.Copy !req
355. You've never lied to me, Edward,
but you lie to yourself.Copy !req
356. You tell yourself
this is one love replacing another,Copy !req
357. but in truth, this is
you running away from meCopy !req
358. because I am bad for business.Copy !req
359. Go homeCopy !req
360. to where you belong.Copy !req
361. Save yourself ten shillings.Copy !req
362. The wind whistled you in
Behind the springtimeCopy !req
363. Float, Old Note, new among my mindCopy !req
364. You hold the note
The note just moves the movementCopy !req
365. Let go the note and so move everythingCopy !req
366. I can't come to quantify the feelingCopy !req
367. I was walkin' home Half in the dreamin'...Copy !req
368. - Tighter.
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
369. Leave it.Copy !req
370. I don't pay you to stand around gawking.Copy !req
371. Sorry, ma'am.Copy !req
372. Try again.Copy !req
373. I was told you wanted to see me.Copy !req
374. Yes.Copy !req
375. - How are you?
- Things are as you know them to be.Copy !req
376. Good.Copy !req
377. TheseCopy !req
378. last two weeks,Copy !req
379. she has been so concerned.Copy !req
380. Has she shared her concern with you?Copy !req
381. A fear of a certain kindCopy !req
382. has been shared with me.Copy !req
383. I sense gentleness,Copy !req
384. in you and her.Copy !req
385. Sex I will accept, but not tenderness.Copy !req
386. They are the same.Copy !req
387. You can be the same, she can be the same,Copy !req
388. but there is nature
which might have intervened.Copy !req
389. An accident, perhaps.Copy !req
390. I expected you to take precaution.Copy !req
391. Sometimes she insists.Copy !req
392. Stop!Copy !req
393. With the election coming,
we cannot afford scandals.Copy !req
394. She's taking an awfully long time
to get ready, even for her.Copy !req
395. It's as if she's been forced
to change into a different dress.Copy !req
396. Well, we should pray not.Copy !req
397. What? Pray?Copy !req
398. Pray to who?Copy !req
399. Whoever blesses an arrangement like ours,Copy !req
400. it's not God.Copy !req
401. Lady Olivia will be here presently.
The carriage is being brought around.Copy !req
402. I had to choose a different dress, yes.Copy !req
403. Oh dear, oh dear.Copy !req
404. Now, we can always... figure out a way.Copy !req
405. Perhaps we should speak about this
after the wedding.Copy !req
406. Today's a wonderful, wonderful day.Copy !req
407. And there will be no lumps and no grumps.
Arthur, you will... smile.Copy !req
408. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
409. - Ah, Potter! One more thing.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
410. - We're putting you on the door.
- What door?Copy !req
411. The door of the cathedral.Copy !req
412. We've heard our dear brother Benjamin
has been drinking again.Copy !req
413. He's coming from London alone,
God help us.Copy !req
414. If he makes it to the church, make sure...Copy !req
415. - Potter, make sure you keep him outside.
- Yes.Copy !req
416. Oh, Arthur, have you remembered to put
the bottle of water in Dodo's carriage?Copy !req
417. - Yes, yes, yes.
- What water?Copy !req
418. My brother and his future wife
have some private jokeCopy !req
419. about clean water being
more precious than champagne.Copy !req
420. Edward, look at me.Copy !req
421. Please.Copy !req
422. - You're a Guinness.
- Mr. Edward, your carriage awaits.Copy !req
423. If you want me from a timeCopy !req
424. All rise.Copy !req
425. When I was just 15Copy !req
426. AmphetaminesCopy !req
427. I want to know how much you care...Copy !req
428. the coming together
of Edward and Adelaide Guinness.Copy !req
429. If you want me by a churchCopy !req
430. On Christmas Eve...Copy !req
431. - Can someone please shut that child up?
- Arthur!Copy !req
432. Benjamin. Benjamin!Copy !req
433. I now pronounce you husband and wife.Copy !req
434. There's nothing to see here. Move on.Copy !req
435. Ben.Copy !req
436. What the fuck?Copy !req
437. You've been at your brother's wedding,
and you had too much to drink.Copy !req
438. You must have fallen asleep.Copy !req
439. They left you here
because they have no regard for you.Copy !req
440. Oh...Copy !req
441. - Would you like a drink?
- God, yes.Copy !req
442. I knew what would happen.Copy !req
443. They have no love for you.
Penny-pinch your inheritance,Copy !req
444. leave you to sleep at the table,
and probably laughed at you.Copy !req
445. One of the maids told me you were here.Copy !req
446. And I heard you came to the wedding alone.Copy !req
447. My wifeCopy !req
448. is disgusted with meCopy !req
449. because I'm drinking again.Copy !req
450. Well, I am not disgusted with you,
Benjamin, and I never will be.Copy !req
451. I know.Copy !req
452. Stop. Stop, stop.Copy !req
453. I came here like an angel of mercy
to show you what real love is.Copy !req
454. I did. I did.Copy !req
455. Go 'headCopy !req
456. Go 'headCopy !req
457. Go 'head...Copy !req
458. How the fuck does this work?Copy !req
459. Go 'head...Copy !req
460. Hey mister, mister
Is it okay to take your picture?Copy !req
461. Think you wear the wrong size
Cuz them clothes don't fit yaCopy !req
462. Could you probably, possibly
Accept the possibilityCopy !req
463. The winner hedges low
You can jump to the side and screamCopy !req
464. Hey missy, missy
Would you still hold and kiss meCopy !req
465. If I didn't have a car
Nice clothes, would you miss me...Copy !req
466. When clearing up after a party,
you start with the broken glass.Copy !req
467. All the food, you can throw away.Copy !req
468. The booze, you keep for me. To inspect.Copy !req
469. It's a... it's a shame to waste it.Copy !req
470. Na-na, na naCopy !req
471. Those of you ladies new to House Guinness,Copy !req
472. the rule is that copulating couples
must not be disturbedCopy !req
473. and are to be cleaned around.Copy !req
474. Go ahead there, Nuala.Copy !req
475. Go 'headCopy !req
476. Do what you wanna doCopy !req
477. Did you come to admire the view?Copy !req
478. Shouldn't you be in some grand bed
consummating your vows?Copy !req
479. Take a seat, Mr. Champion.Copy !req
480. I've been reading in the papers
there's an election coming.Copy !req
481. Why did we teach
the working classes to read?Copy !req
482. I also read that you're
running for office again, Mr. Guinness.Copy !req
483. So if politics is back on the agenda,Copy !req
484. I imagine there's a renewed desireCopy !req
485. to hide the various indiscretions
from the voting electorate.Copy !req
486. Indiscretions?Copy !req
487. Well, Edward,Copy !req
488. there were your Saturday nights
and your New York arrangement.Copy !req
489. And you, Arthur,
of course, your Friday nights.Copy !req
490. So now possibly is the best timeCopy !req
491. to discuss what might be calledCopy !req
492. an indiscretion tax.Copy !req
493. Mm-hm.Copy !req
494. Sorry, could you take a look
at the map, Bonnie?Copy !req
495. This is Dock 7,
where we're sitting right now.Copy !req
496. Only this is a map of Dock 7,
how it'll look in a year and a half's timeCopy !req
497. when we've swept it cleanCopy !req
498. and built yet more cooperage
and mash tun capacity.Copy !req
499. This area just here, you see?Copy !req
500. Which is designated to be
a new hogshead loading bay is currently...Copy !req
501. Well, it's your office, Mr. Champion.Copy !req
502. But, of course, in order to facilitate
this great big brewery expansion,Copy !req
503. your office, your stables,Copy !req
504. your lodging houses, The Angel pub itselfCopy !req
505. will all be improved by...Copy !req
506. Dynamite.Copy !req
507. Pooh...Copy !req
508. And since your own tenancy agreements
are rather dubious,Copy !req
509. we hereby serve you notice to quit.Copy !req
510. Ah, ah, ah! But, but... since we are
a famously philanthropic company,Copy !req
511. we might find it in our heartsCopy !req
512. to compensate you.Copy !req
513. You see,Copy !req
514. the days of men like you
haunting these docks, they're gone.Copy !req
515. Let's say £3,000...Copy !req
516. Mmm.Copy !req
517. and an annual fee of 500.Copy !req
518. In return for
a completely uneventful electionCopy !req
519. and a very peaceful evacuation
of these premises.Copy !req
520. By the way, you have one week.Copy !req
521. My price is 10,000.Copy !req
522. Or you can go to hell!Copy !req
523. Seven and a half.Copy !req
524. Final offer.Copy !req
525. I feel like you and I are
becoming something of a team.Copy !req
526. I don't know what we're doingCopy !req
527. handing over the election
to the New York cowboy.Copy !req
528. Oh, it's been agesCopy !req
529. Since we made the front pages
Sin deireadh linn ar hiatusCopy !req
530. Back to annoy 'em cunts that hate usCopy !req
531. It's back to basics...Copy !req
532. "The New York cowboy"
is responsible for an increase in profitsCopy !req
533. throughout the east coast
of the United StatesCopy !req
534. and Washington, D.C., where he claimsCopy !req
535. the president of the United States
is himself now a drinker.Copy !req
536. Mm.Copy !req
537. Cuir I gcéill go bhfuil tu deasCopy !req
538. I do shuigh I do phálás
Ach téimid ar fad I do phlámásCopy !req
539. GreetingsCopy !req
540. from New York.Copy !req
541. Ag ceangail rudaí nach bhfuil nasc...Copy !req
542. With my return to Dublin,
our election campaign begins.Copy !req
543. The demolition of Dock 7Copy !req
544. we sell to peopleCopy !req
545. as proof of our virtue,Copy !req
546. as proof of our willingnessCopy !req
547. to confront the sins of this sinful city.Copy !req
548. A vote for Arthur Guinness
is a vote for virtue.Copy !req
549. If I am to hide your excesses,
I need to know what they are.Copy !req
550. I'm gonna need to know the truthCopy !req
551. about the people
I'm gonna be working with.Copy !req
552. 'Cause it's been agesCopy !req
553. Controversy won't faze us
We hold all the cards and they're aces...Copy !req
554. Up untilCopy !req
555. two months before my wedding,Copy !req
556. Ellen Cochrane and I
were sleeping togetherCopy !req
557. on regular occasions
at her lodgings in the docks.Copy !req
558. I am the Conservative candidate
standing for election in Dublin.Copy !req
559. I've got absolutely no faults
or no secrets whatsoever.Copy !req
560. Except for the fact that I was
a regular frequenter of that rat's nest.Copy !req
561. And...Copy !req
562. my dear wife, whom I love in my own way,Copy !req
563. very much is pregnant...Copy !req
564. with my foreman's baby.Copy !req
565. Fuck me, it's been ages
Since my mickеy was contagiousCopy !req
566. So you thought
The Kneecap craze was over...Copy !req
567. So, infidelity.Copy !req
568. Three.Copy !req
569. Sodomy.Copy !req
570. Two.Copy !req
571. Lost love and random acts of violence.Copy !req
572. One.Copy !req
573. A more typical Dublin family
would be hard to find.Copy !req
574. 'Cause it's been ages
God bless us and save usCopy !req
575. Back with a bang and it feels amazing
Going nowhere or going placesCopy !req
576. Oh, it's been ages
Since we made the front pagesCopy !req
577. Sin deireadh linn ar hiatus
Back to annoy 'em cunts that hate usCopy !req
578. It's back to basics
A scumbag hood, I'm shamelessCopy !req
579. Take more than that to tame us
All your fault 'cause you made us famousCopy !req
580. Is fada an lá, ó a bhí muid de do chráCopy !req
581. New centerpiece, Telegraph
Did you miss us? Are you glad?Copy !req
582. Go bhfuil muid ar ais le plean
Bhí sos againn, its been classCopy !req
583. Ach anois ó seo amach
Is linn an buachtCopy !req
584. Gach lá ar an nuacht, bolscaireachtCopy !req
585. Propaganda machine
Kneecap back all over your screensCopy !req
586. Drochmheas ó mar a bhí
Ach I bhfad níos measaCopy !req
587. Wait and see
'Cause it's been agesCopy !req
588. Controversy won't phase us
We hold all the cards and they're acesCopy !req
589. Try to protect your kids
But they'll hear usCopy !req
590. do mhamó faoina áit ag an tablaCopy !req
591. Goidé a chím... ceangailte le cábla
A cúl... bhean banCopy !req
592. Le triúr fear ann I mbalaclava
Goidé a tharlaíonn ansinCopy !req
593. Píosa fada maith a deánfaidh
Muid as radharcCopy !req
594. But I wanna be back
In the Sunday WorldCopy !req
595. So I smacked that cunt
With the back of my hurlCopy !req
596. Stick that in your paperCopy !req
597. Oh, it's been ages
Since we made the front pagesCopy !req
598. Your fault 'cause you made us famous
Stickin' our face in your papersCopy !req
599. But we got love by our neighbors
You keep track when you're giving favorsCopy !req
600. SadCopy !req
601. Cuir I gcéill go bhfuil tu deas
I do shuigh I do phálásCopy !req
602. Ach téimid ar fad I do phlámás
Téimid ar fad I do phlámásCopy !req
603. Achan uile rud ar shon do leas
Níos mo votai sin do tascCopy !req
604. Ag ceangail rudaí nach bhfuil nasc...Copy !req
605. Call in your face
And then you're scumCopy !req
606. That's enough for the story that'll run
Sensational headline, that's job doneCopy !req