1. Oh, good morning, sir. Can I help you?Copy !req
2. Yes, I wonder if you had any
part-time vacancies on your books.Copy !req
3. Part-time, I'll have a look, sir.Copy !req
4. I think we've got...Copy !req
5. Um... Ah, yes. Sir Walter RaleighCopy !req
6. is equipping another
expedition to Virginia.Copy !req
7. He needs traders and sailors.Copy !req
8. Ah, vittlers needed at
the Court of Philip of Spain.Copy !req
9. Oh, yeah, and they want master
joiners and craftsmenCopy !req
10. for the building of the Globe Theatre.Copy !req
11. I see. Have you got
anything a bit more modern?Copy !req
12. You know, like a job on the buses, or...Copy !req
13. Or digging the Underground?Copy !req
14. Oh, no, we only have Tudor jobs.Copy !req
15. That can't be very profitable, can it?Copy !req
16. Well, you'd be surprised, sir.Copy !req
17. The Tudor economy's booming.Copy !req
18. Ever since Sir Humphrey GilbertCopy !req
19. opened up the Northwest
Passage to CathayCopy !req
20. and the Cabots' expansion in Canada,Copy !req
21. there's been a tremendous
surge in exports.Copy !req
22. And trade with the
Holy Roman Empire is going...Copy !req
23. No. Quite right. It's no good at all.Copy !req
24. What?Copy !req
25. It... Well, it's a dead loss.Copy !req
26. We haven't put anyone
in a job since 1625.Copy !req
27. I see.Copy !req
28. That's all? What?Copy !req
29. That's all you say? Yes.Copy !req
30. No, no, we were the tops, then.Copy !req
31. Drake got all his sailors here.Copy !req
32. Elizabeth, we supplied the
archbishops for her coronation.Copy !req
33. Shakespeare started off
from here as a temp.Copy !req
34. Then came James I, and the
bottom fell out of Tudor jobs.Copy !req
35. 1603, 800 vacancies filled. 1604, 40.Copy !req
36. 1605, none. 1606, none.Copy !req
37. The rest of the Stuart period,
nothing. Hanoverians, nothing.Copy !req
38. Victorian, nothing.
Saxe-Coburgs, nothing.Copy !req
39. Windsors... What did you want?Copy !req
40. Dirty books, please. Right. All right.Copy !req
41. Have a look through these, sir.Copy !req
42. Uh, sorry about the Tudor bit,Copy !req
43. but you can't be too careful, you know.Copy !req
44. Have you got anything...Copy !req
45. Anything a bit... A bit stronger.Copy !req
46. Hold on. My Lord of Warwick!Copy !req
47. Hello! Raise high the drawbridge.Copy !req
48. Gloucester's troops approach. Right.Copy !req
49. Can't be too careful you know, sir.Copy !req
50. There's, uh... There's
Bridget, Queen of the Whip.Copy !req
51. Yeah.Copy !req
52. Or there's, uh, Naughty Nora.Copy !req
53. No. Or there's this one:Copy !req
54. Doug, Bob and Gordon
Visit the Ark Royal.Copy !req
55. Or there's, uh...Copy !req
56. Sister Teresa, The Spanking Nun.Copy !req
57. You don't have anything specificallyCopy !req
58. about, uh, Devon and Cornwall?Copy !req
59. No. I'm afraid not, sir.Copy !req
60. The one I was after
was Arthur Hotchkiss'Copy !req
61. Devonshire Country Churches.Copy !req
62. Well, how about this, sir: Bum Biters.Copy !req
63. No, not really.Copy !req
64. Um, I don't suppose
you've got any general surveysCopy !req
65. of English church architecture?Copy !req
66. No, it's not really our line, sir.Copy !req
67. No, I see. Well, never mind.Copy !req
68. I'll just take the Lord Lieutenant
in Nylons, then, and, uhCopy !req
69. I'll trade in these two copies
of Piggie Parade.Copy !req
70. Thank you.Copy !req
71. My Lord of Warwick! Hello.Copy !req
72. Raise high the drawbridge.
Gloucester's troops approach.Copy !req
73. Right.Copy !req
74. Uh, just these, then.Copy !req
75. All right. This is a raid.Copy !req
76. My name's Superintendent GaskellCopy !req
77. and this is Sergeant Maddox.Copy !req
78. Sir Philip Sidney. 'Tis good to
see thee on these shores again.Copy !req
79. Shut up. Thy suit is fair and goodly cut.Copy !req
80. Was't from Antwerp?
Shut up. It's a disguise.Copy !req
81. Right! Confiscate
the smutty books, Maddox.Copy !req
82. Sir Philip, prithee, nay.Copy !req
83. Listen, mate. Don't come that
Philip Sidney bit with me.Copy !req
84. I'm not a bloody Tudor at all!Copy !req
85. I'm Gaskell of the Vice Squad,
and this is Sergeant Maddox.Copy !req
86. Maddox?!Copy !req
87. Where's he gone?Copy !req
88. Sir Philip, prithee, rest a while.Copy !req
89. Look, this is the last time.
I'm warning you.Copy !req
90. I'm not Sir Philip bleeding Sidney.Copy !req
91. I'm Superintendent Harold
Gaskell, and this is a raid!Copy !req
92. That'll be 540 quid, sir.Copy !req
93. All right then. Oh,
I'll just have this one then.Copy !req
94. Maddox!Copy !req
95. Look, this is a raid.Copy !req
96. Honestly. I promise you.Copy !req
97. Where are you going? I'm going home.Copy !req
98. Right.Copy !req
99. Right, I'll remember you. Don't you worry.
I'll remember.Copy !req
100. Prithee, good Sir Philip.Copy !req
101. Don't you start. Maddox!Copy !req
102. Listen, I can prove
to you I'm a policeman.Copy !req
103. I'll give the name of all the menCopy !req
104. down in F division at Acton.Copy !req
105. Inspector Arthur Perry.Copy !req
106. Superintendent Charles Frodwell,
my best friend.Copy !req
107. Police dogs Butch,
Wolf, Panther, Maudling.Copy !req
108. How would I know those names
if I was Sir Philip Sidney?Copy !req
109. Vicar, vicar. You know me.Copy !req
110. The Gargoyle Club.
I got you off the charge.Copy !req
111. Farewell, good Sir Philip.Copy !req
112. Hey, stop!Copy !req
113. Maddox!Copy !req
114. You'll never get away
with this, you porn merchant!Copy !req
115. Blimey.Copy !req
116. Maddox?Copy !req
117. Maddox?Copy !req
118. Oh, good sir.Copy !req
119. How glad I am to see thee come.Copy !req
120. Forgive me weeping,Copy !req
121. but my love has gone.Copy !req
122. Uh, listen. My name is Gaskell.Copy !req
123. Uh, Superintendent Gaskell
of Vice Squad.Copy !req
124. Myself and Sergeant Maddox
are on a raid.Copy !req
125. We are not Tudor people,
we are the police.Copy !req
126. Frances, what idleness is this?Copy !req
127. Why, good Sir Philip Sidney,Copy !req
128. what hast thou here?Copy !req
129. You are Sir Philip Sidney?Copy !req
130. Possibly.Copy !req
131. But I may be Superintendent
Gaskell of the Vice Squad.Copy !req
132. Ha-ha. Good Sir Philip.Copy !req
133. Thy sharp-tongued wit
has not deserted thee.Copy !req
134. Come. Let us eat and drink.Copy !req
135. Stay with us awhile.Copy !req
136. All right, sir. I think I will.Copy !req
137. Then... Then did we bust
the Harry Tony mob,Copy !req
138. who did seek to import
Scandinavian filth via Germany.Copy !req
139. For six years they cleaned up a packet.Copy !req
140. The day I got whiff of them
through a squealerCopy !req
141. did within a week mop up right good.Copy !req
142. They're now languishing, doing
five-year bird in Parkhurst.Copy !req
143. Sir Philip, the Spaniards have
landed in the Netherlands.Copy !req
144. My Lord Walsingham
needs you there forthwith.Copy !req
145. Mm.Copy !req
146. Right. Let's go. Good luck, Sir Philip!Copy !req
147. Fighter against filth!Copy !req
148. Where are the Spaniards?Copy !req
149. Down below, Sir Philip.Copy !req
150. Their first boats are landing even now.Copy !req
151. Right. You stay here, I'll go and get them.Copy !req
152. Sir Philip. Not alone.Copy !req
153. Hello, hello.Copy !req
154. What's going on here?Copy !req
155. It's nothing, ser'ror.
It's just some literature.Copy !req
156. I know what literature is,
you dago dustbin.Copy !req
157. I also know what porn is.Copy !req
158. What's this then, eh?Copy !req
159. It is one of Lope de Vega's
latest plays, sefior.Copy !req
160. Toledo Tit Parade?Copy !req
161. What kind of a play is that?Copy !req
162. It's very visual, ser'ror.Copy !req
163. Right. I'm taking this lot inCopy !req
164. in the name of Her Gracious
Majesty, Queen Elizabeth.Copy !req
165. Oh, but, senor...Copy !req
166. Don't give me any trouble.Copy !req
167. Just pile up these baskets
of filth and come with me.Copy !req
168. NeveL.Copy !req
169. Ow.Copy !req
170. The battle raged long and hard.Copy !req
171. But as night fell,
Sidney overcame the Spaniards.Copy !req
172. Six thousand copies of Tits and Bums,Copy !req
173. and 4000 copies of Shower
Sheila were seized that day.Copy !req
174. The tide of Spanish porn was stemmed.Copy !req
175. Sir Philip Sidney returned
to London in triumph.Copy !req
176. Covered in glory, Sir Philip
rode home to PenshurstCopy !req
177. to see his beloved wife.Copy !req
178. But all was not well.Copy !req
179. Good evening all, my love.Copy !req
180. I have returned safe from
the Low Countries.Copy !req
181. What art thou reading, fair one?Copy !req
182. Oh. 'Tis nothing, husband.Copy !req
183. Icansee 'tis something.Copy !req
184. Uh...'tis one of
Shakespeare's latest works.Copy !req
185. Oh.Copy !req
186. Gay Boys in Bondage.Copy !req
187. What is't'? Tragedy? Comedy?Copy !req
188. Uh... Uh, 'tis, um...Copy !req
189. Uh, 'tis the story of aCopy !req
190. a... man's great love for his
uh, fellow men.Copy !req
191. How fortunate we are indeedCopy !req
192. to have such a poet on these shores.Copy !req
193. Indeed. Um, how was the war, my lord?Copy !req
194. The Spaniards were defeated thrice.Copy !req
195. Six dozen chests of hardcore captured.Copy !req
196. Hast brought home any spoils of war?Copy !req
197. Yes, good, my wife. This fair
coat, trimmed with ermine.Copy !req
198. Oh. Lovely.Copy !req
199. Naught else?Copy !req
200. No, no, fair lady.
The rest was too smutty.Copy !req
201. Now, good my wife, while I
rest, read to me a whileCopy !req
202. from Shakespeare's
Gay Boys in Bondage.Copy !req
203. Uh... yes, my lord.Copy !req
204. "Gay Boys in Bondage."Copy !req
205. "Ken, 25, is a mounted policeman
with a difference."Copy !req
206. And what a difference.Copy !req
207. Even Roger is surprised. And he'sCopy !req
208. "he's used to real men."Copy !req
209. 'Tis like Hamlet. What a genius.Copy !req
210. "But who is going to do the cooking
tonight? Roddy's got a mouth full..."Copy !req
211. All right, this is a raid!Copy !req
212. Oh. We are disgraced.Copy !req
213. There you are, Maddox.Copy !req
214. Cut the chat and get in the van.Copy !req
215. Maddox. You recognize me.Copy !req
216. Indeed I do, Sir Philip Sidney,Copy !req
217. and sad I am to see you caught upCopy !req
218. in this morass of filth.Copy !req
219. Ooh. That's a long one.Copy !req
220. Oh. Oh. The glorious name of
Sidney is besmirched.Copy !req
221. All is lost.Copy !req
222. Oh, alas the day.Copy !req
223. Shut up! I know this man.Copy !req
224. It's me old mate, Sergeant Maddox.Copy !req
225. You'll do time for this.Copy !req
226. Oh, Maddox, it's me, Gaskell.
F division down at Acton.Copy !req
227. Inspector Arthur Frodwell...Copy !req
228. Come on, Sidney! And you, miss.Copy !req
229. I'm not Sir Philip bleeding
Sidney. Where were you?Copy !req
230. We could have mopped up
that Tudor shop.Copy !req
231. Yeah. Ooh, that's a good one.Copy !req
232. It's me. It's me, Gaskell.Copy !req
233. You'll hear more about this when
I get back to the station.Copy !req
234. Maddox, you've got the wrong man.Copy !req
235. Petty bodice that here I hold.Copy !req
236. If this be Brian's,
then to fight I go. But no.Copy !req
237. Alas, if Roger doth proceed,
I am undone.Copy !req
238. No, Cyril must not know. But no.Copy !req
239. Yes. Now I am resolved.Copy !req
240. But hold, someone approacheth.Copy !req
241. Take heed, my lord.
Kevin and Bruce are here.Copy !req
242. It's so nice here, isn't it, darling?Copy !req
243. Oh, it's beautiful. It's...Copy !req
244. It's Paris all over again.Copy !req
245. Excuse me, do you mind if I join you?Copy !req
246. Uh... no, no. N-not at all.Copy !req
247. Are you sure you don't mind?Copy !req
248. Uh, yes, yes, absolutely.Copy !req
249. Y-you're sure I won't be disturbing you?Copy !req
250. No, no.Copy !req
251. You're absolutely sure
I'm not disturbing you?Copy !req
252. No. No, really.Copy !req
253. Good. I don't want to disturb you.Copy !req
254. I'm sorry? I don't want to disturb you.Copy !req
255. Especially, as you're being so
kind about me not disturbing you.Copy !req
256. Oh, no, no, we don't mind,
do we, darling?Copy !req
257. No. No, darling. Good.Copy !req
258. So I can go ahead and join you,
then. Can I?Copy !req
259. Yes. Yes, please.Copy !req
260. Won't be disturbing? No, no, no.Copy !req
261. No. Good, good. You're very kind.Copy !req
262. A lot of people are far less
understanding than you are.Copy !req
263. Oh.Copy !req
264. A lot of people take offense
when I even talk to them.Copy !req
265. Let alone when I specifically
tell them about myCopy !req
266. being disturbing.Copy !req
267. Well, I... it's not
particularly disturbing.Copy !req
268. No, absolutely, absolutely.Copy !req
269. That's what I always say.Copy !req
270. But you'd be amazed...Copy !req
271. You'd be amazed
at the number of peopleCopy !req
272. who really get worried by it.Copy !req
273. Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo.Copy !req
274. Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
doo-doo, doo-doo-doo.Copy !req
275. Doo-doo, doo-dooCopy !req
276. I mean, even doing this
gets people looking at meCopy !req
277. in the most extraordinary way.Copy !req
278. Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo.Copy !req
279. Doo-doo, doo-doo Doodle-oodle-oodle.Copy !req
280. Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo.Copy !req
281. Doo-doo, doodle-doo.Copy !req
282. Well, we must be getting on.Copy !req
283. I knew I'd disturb you.
I knew I'd disturb you.Copy !req
284. It always happens.Copy !req
285. Whenever I find someone
that I... I really thinkCopy !req
286. I'm gonna be able to get on with...Copy !req
287. You see, we're going
to be a little bit late.Copy !req
288. Oh, darling. Come on. Let's stay.Copy !req
289. What? Well...Copy !req
290. Well, uh, just a little bit.Copy !req
291. Only... I mean, we will
be late if we don't...Copy !req
292. Oh, thank you. You're very kind.Copy !req
293. Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo.Copy !req
294. Doo-doo, doo-doo Doodle-oodle-oo.Copy !req
295. Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo.Copy !req
296. As it turned out, our chance meetingCopy !req
297. with the Reverend Arthur BellingCopy !req
298. was to change our whole way of life.Copy !req
299. And every Sunday we'd hurry alongCopy !req
300. to St. Loony Up the Cream Bun
and Jam in time for night Mass.Copy !req
301. Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo.Copy !req
302. Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo.Copy !req
303. And now... It's...Copy !req
304. Monty Python's Flying Circuses.Copy !req
305. Baa!Copy !req
306. Right, sir. One safari snowball.Copy !req
307. That comes to 1,369 pounds 48p.Copy !req
308. And we'll throw the nude man in for free.Copy !req
309. All right, gentleman, last orders, please.Copy !req
310. Oh, do you want a drink
before they close?Copy !req
311. No, I want a kiss.Copy !req
312. Oh, goody.Copy !req
313. Mwah.Copy !req
314. And so they lived happily ever after.Copy !req
315. But now...Copy !req
316. The Free Repetition of Doubtful Words.Copy !req
317. Skit, Spoof, Jape or Vignette.Copy !req
318. By a Very Underrated Writer.Copy !req
319. I have come for some free repetitionCopy !req
320. of doubtful words on an inland telegram.Copy !req
321. Have you the telegram in question?Copy !req
322. I have the very thing here.Copy !req
323. Well, slip it to me, my good chap,Copy !req
324. and let me eye the contents.Copy !req
325. At once, Mr. Telegram Enquiry Man.Copy !req
326. Thank you, Mr. Customer Man.Copy !req
327. Ha-ha. "Parling, I glove you.Copy !req
328. Clease clome at bronce,
your troving swife, Pat."Copy !req
329. Which was the word
you wanted checking?Copy !req
330. 5:3,;: 5.27:7 fax—MQ'VQ
:«g'm a». In, zgfiég.Copy !req
331. My wife's name is not Pat at all.Copy !req
332. No?Copy !req
333. It's Bat. With a B.Copy !req
334. And therefore, I will take
a quick look in the book.Copy !req
335. Ripping.Copy !req
336. You're quite right, old cock.Copy !req
337. There has been a mistake.Copy !req
338. I thought as much.
What really does it say?Copy !req
339. It say, "Go away,
you silly little bleeder."Copy !req
340. I am having another man.Copy !req
341. "Love, Bat." Quite some error.Copy !req
342. Yes. She wouldn't call
herself "Pat". It's silly.Copy !req
343. Daft, I call it.Copy !req
344. Well, it has been
a pleasure working with you.Copy !req
345. For me also it has been a pleasure.Copy !req
346. And that concludes our little skit.Copy !req
347. The Free Repetition
of Doubtful Words ThingCopy !req
348. by a Justly Underrated Writer.Copy !req
349. The end.Copy !req
350. Good evening.Copy !req
351. Tonight on Is There?Copy !req
352. We examine the question,
"Is there a life after death?"Copy !req
353. And here to discuss it
are three dead people.Copy !req
354. The late Sir Brian Hardaker,Copy !req
355. former curator of
the Imperial War Museum,Copy !req
356. the late Professor Thynne, until recentlyCopy !req
357. an academic, critic and broadcaster,Copy !req
358. and putting the point of view
of the Church of England,Copy !req
359. the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross.Copy !req
360. Gentlemen, is there a life
after death or not?Copy !req
361. Sir Brian?Copy !req
362. Professor?Copy !req
363. Prebendary?Copy !req
364. Well, there we have it. Three say no.Copy !req
365. On Is There? Next week, we'll
be discussing the question.Copy !req
366. "Is there enough of it about?"
Until then, good night.Copy !req
367. Good doctor, morning.
Nice year for the time of day.Copy !req
368. Come in.Copy !req
369. Can 1 down sit?Copy !req
370. Certainly.Copy !req
371. Well, then.Copy !req
372. Not going to bush the doctor
about the beat too long.Copy !req
373. I'm going to come to point to
the straight immediately.Copy !req
374. Good, good.Copy !req
375. My particular prob, or buglem bear,Copy !req
376. I've had ages. For years,
I've had it for donkeys.Copy !req
377. What?Copy !req
378. I'm up to here with it, sick to death.Copy !req
379. I can't take you any longer,
so I've come to see it.Copy !req
380. Now, this is your problem with words?Copy !req
381. This is my problem with words.Copy !req
382. Oh. That seems to have cleared it.Copy !req
383. Oh, I come from Alabama
With my banjo on my knee.Copy !req
384. Yes, that seems to be all right.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
385. I see. But recently, you have been havingCopy !req
386. this problem with your word order?Copy !req
387. Oh, absolutely. Sometimes,
at the end of a sentence,Copy !req
388. I'll come out with the wrong fuse box.Copy !req
389. Fuse box?Copy !req
390. The thing about saying the wrong
word is that, A: I don't notice it,Copy !req
391. and B: Sometimes orange water
given bucket of plaster.Copy !req
392. Yes. Tell me more about your problem.Copy !req
393. Well, as I say, you'll just be talking
and out will pudenda the wrong word,Copy !req
394. and ashtray's your uncle.Copy !req
395. I'm awfully strawberry about it. Upset?Copy !req
396. It's so embarrassing when
my wife and I go to an orgy.Copy !req
397. A party?Copy !req
398. No, an orgy.Copy !req
399. We live in Esher. Quite.Copy !req
400. That's what I said. Feel such
a bloody whack the diddle-o.Copy !req
401. Folderol fa-di-da,
loady-doady do, fum-fum.Copy !req
402. Mr. Burrows, this is
no common problem.Copy !req
403. You are suffering from a disease so rareCopy !req
404. that it hasn't got a name. Not yet.Copy !req
405. But it will have. Oh, yes.Copy !req
406. This is the opportunity
I've been waiting for.Copy !req
407. The chance of a lifetime.Copy !req
408. I'll show them at
the Royal College of Surgeons.Copy !req
409. I'll make them sit up and take notice.Copy !req
410. Thripshaw's disease.Copy !req
411. Discovered by E. Henry Thripshaw, M.D.Copy !req
412. I'll be invited on Call My Bluff.Copy !req
413. And the merchandising!Copy !req
414. There'll be E. Henry Thripshaw T-shirts.Copy !req
415. I'll turn it into a game.
I'll sell the film rights!Copy !req
416. That clipCopy !req
417. comes from the new
David O. Seltzer film.Copy !req
418. The authorCopy !req
419. of that film clipCopy !req
420. is with me...Copy !req
421. DOW.Copy !req
422. Dr. E. Henry...Copy !req
423. Thripshaw.Copy !req
424. Well, uh... Uh, I, uh...
I feel that they've missedCopy !req
425. the whole point of my, uh... my disease.Copy !req
426. This isCopy !req
427. always the problemCopy !req
428. with directorsCopy !req
429. of film... clips.Copy !req
430. Yes, well, you see, they... they've dragged
in all this irrelevant mush. Uh...Copy !req
431. WhatCopy !req
432. are you doingCopy !req
433. now?Copy !req
434. Well, um, at the present moment,
I am working on a new diseaseCopy !req
435. uh, which I hope to turn into a musical.Copy !req
436. Um, but, uh, primarily, uh,
we are working on... on a remakeCopy !req
437. of my first disease and this time
we're hoping to do it properly.Copy !req
438. WellCopy !req
439. let's justCopy !req
440. take aCopy !req
441. look at this newCopy !req
442. filmCopy !req
443. clip.Copy !req
444. Well, now, what seems to be the matter?Copy !req
445. The next sketch follows
after some silly noises.Copy !req
446. Come in. Oh.Copy !req
447. I wondered if I could have
a word with you for a moment.Copy !req
448. By all means. By all means, sir.
Do sit down.Copy !req
449. Um.Copy !req
450. Sit on the desk here. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
451. Now, then, glass of sherry?Copy !req
452. Uh, no, thank you.Copy !req
453. Are you sure? I'm gonna have some.Copy !req
454. If you're having some,
yes, then perhaps, vicar.Copy !req
455. Oh, well there's only just enough for me.Copy !req
456. Well, in that case, I won't, don't worry.Copy !req
457. If I split what's left, there'd
be hardly any for me at all.Copy !req
458. No. Well, I'm not a great sherry drinker.Copy !req
459. Good. So I can have it all. Um...Copy !req
460. Now, then, what's the problem?Copy !req
461. Well, just recently
I've begun to worry aboutCopy !req
462. well, the last... Oh!Copy !req
463. Found another bottle. Oh.Copy !req
464. You can have some now if you want to.Copy !req
465. Oh, well, then, yes, perhaps a little.Copy !req
466. You don't have to.
I can drink a whole bottle.Copy !req
467. Um... in that case, no. Good.Copy !req
468. That's another bottle for me.Copy !req
469. I've begun to worry recently, that...Copy !req
470. Come in.Copy !req
471. Ah, Mr. Husband.Copy !req
472. This is Mr. Kirkham,
one of my parishioners.Copy !req
473. This is Mr. Husband of the
British Sherry Corporation.Copy !req
474. Look, uh, perhaps I'd better
come back later...Copy !req
475. No, no, no. Do stay. You won't
be long, will you, Husband?Copy !req
476. No, vicar, it's just a question
of signing a few forms.Copy !req
477. There we are.Copy !req
478. There we are, Mr. Husband.
How about you, Mr. Kirkham?Copy !req
479. Um... well, only if there's enough.Copy !req
480. Oh, well, there's not much now.Copy !req
481. Oh. Uh, i-in that case, no, I won't bother.Copy !req
482. Good. Right. Right. Now, then,Copy !req
483. what is the problem, Husband?Copy !req
484. Well, vicar, I've made
inquiries with our shippers,Copy !req
485. and the most sherry they can shipCopy !req
486. in any one load is 12,000 gallons.Copy !req
487. And how many glasses is that?Copy !req
488. That's roughly 540,000 glasses, vicar.Copy !req
489. That's excellent, Husband. ExceHent.Copy !req
490. Yes. You can still keep
your main supply on the roof,Copy !req
491. but have an emergency supply underneath
the vestry, of 5000 gallons.Copy !req
492. I could have dry sherry on the roof,Copy !req
493. and amontillado in the underground tank.Copy !req
494. Absolutely. Excellent work, Husband.
Excellent work.Copy !req
495. Not at all, vicar.Copy !req
496. You're one of our best customers.Copy !req
497. You and the United States.Copy !req
498. Bye-bye.Copy !req
499. Terrific. Now, then, Mr. Kirkham,
I am so sorry. Do go on.Copy !req
500. Well, i-it's just that recently,
I've begun to worry about...Copy !req
501. Mm-hm. Well, look,
does the Bible intend...?Copy !req
502. Amontillado, amontillado Amontillado.Copy !req
503. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
504. Amontillado Amontillado.Copy !req
505. Olé!Copy !req
506. What did you want? Dirty books, please.Copy !req
507. Right.Copy !req
508. E. Henry Thripshaw
T-shirts are now availableCopy !req
509. from BBC Enterprises.Copy !req
510. The price hasn't finally been decided,Copy !req
511. and the address to write to,Copy !req
512. they haven't yet quite worked out.Copy !req