1. Well, maybe,
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a way around it
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what are you doing?
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you never really struck me
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but, you know.
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with two dots.
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I know this song, Chris?
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automatic weapons
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were listening to the radio.
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the song "Someone Special"
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Hardcore Superstar.
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rock movement.
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- Sure.
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Harcourt?
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- I think you are.
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to be anyone special, okay?
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and Ads fucked that up.
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definitely special 'cause,
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- What do you mean?
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to keep bothering Maeve.
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47. - All right.
- All right.
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- Hey!
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Group hug. Group hug.
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- All right, geez.
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a compliment.
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you fucking freckly fuck!
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proud of my freckles, okay?
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57. - Girl.
- Yeah, well,
your mother's a fucking whore!
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58. - What the fuck did you say?
- Hey, hey, hey, yo, yo.
It's cool. It's cool.
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mean anything by it. I just—
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and get inside, okay, bro?
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Have a wonderful night.
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you're fucking protecting me?
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a good night, right?
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Look at the stars.
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all this shit up to go
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of his freckles.
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- It's not right.
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- Okay?
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a miracle.
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don't get used to it.
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you could be nicer to him.
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- Yeah.
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- No.
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doesn't give a fuck about me.
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revolves around you.
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I'm probably only saying this
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- No.
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just really wasn't
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He's trying to fit in.
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you were right.
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I've never been down here.
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in Evergreen.
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- What? What?
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- What?
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103. - Harcourt, we have to go.
- Oh, come on.
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- No, no, no, please.
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- Please, please.
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underrated ever.
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- Check it out.
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- Just for a second.
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- We'll stay for a few songs.
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- No!
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who want to visit.
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to you, Durwitz?
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for prisoners
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I'm the angel of fucking death.
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- Uh-huh.
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freakin' death angel here, huh?
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with various weapons.
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129. Yep.
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to find in here?
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He won't say.
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far beyond anything
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- Yeah.
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what we need in there.
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we talked about
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143. Even this close,
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through that doorway,
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and their GPS trackers
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reckless, actually.
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a little fucking reckless.
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exactly a looker,
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what I'm saying, blondie?
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scared cat emoji.
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he don't care.
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the fuck up about this?
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of the stage,
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fuckin' Mothra, like,
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heart-shaped eyes
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this shit, right?
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can enjoy it now,
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can enjoy it later.
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sees this, right?
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of seeing easy money.
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all the way across
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And then she grabs his face,
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between those big,
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those bitches.
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to shut the fuck up about this?
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where this is going.
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180. And so, he starts moaning,
just going...
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"Did he just jizz in his pants?"
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he just goes...
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all over Mothra's titties.
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- I changed my mind.
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in time and not hear it.
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everyone that story.
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or something!
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you all found yesterday.
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196. Great, great. Thanks, Otis.
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197. - Everything good?
- Everything's good.
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Hold off on the other doors.
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49 degrees Fahrenheit.
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with Earth.
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208. Pull! Titties, pull!
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210. Go! Go, go, go!
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What the fuck?
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- He's fucking dead.
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by nightmare shit.
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gonna fucking create it.
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going into these universes
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different than our own.
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past his new BFF,
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- Yeah.
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fucking working with us
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- I know.
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and then that McCoy chick,
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- Otis seems all right.
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what we're looking for?
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a million times, John.
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with a food and water supply.
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- Someplace uninhabited.
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Something that's worth it
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to be costing them
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a budget that big?
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what it's for.
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for overpopulation.
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we've ever done
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of the people?
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since Peacemaker went to jail.
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visit him yet, has he?
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his brother almost killed
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on an elemental level.
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are you going now?
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some lunch meat
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out of there.
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good for him, John.
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Are you in there?
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Get off my nuts!
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I needed some fucking privacy.
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but your friend is here.
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of fucking friend, Mom?
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- Lee?
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we call her "Ads" or "Adebayo."
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simplest shit right?
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I'm sorry, Ads.
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You can call me Lee.
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give each other cunnilingus,
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you guys eating
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to your mom, dude.
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in Princess Peach: Showtime!
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just because it's about a girl.
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could you put it down
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He's fucking broken.
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of some larger plan,
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to bail him out of prison.
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in three months,
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like peppermint schnapps,
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- Jeff is a public defender,
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some private demons
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to be dealing with.
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the money down here
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308. This is blood money, Ads.
This is blood money.
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310. and gangsters
and human traffickers.
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311. It was blood money.
But now, it's just money.
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313. Blood money will put a curse
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and our descendants.
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315. No, it won't.
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to help Peacemaker get out,
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- We're not doing a prison break.
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the judge's family.
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of the good guys, Adrian?
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- We're not doing— threatening—
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it's back to breakout.
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I wanted to do anyway, so...
- No, fuck.
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I'm just really disappointed.
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better friends with Chris
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- What?
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- No fucking way.
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I would have thought,
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take on a blood curse
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and you're just not.
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That— Oh, I'm tickled.
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on a blood curse for him.
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kill the judge's family.
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I guess.
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out of it.
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why don't you at least quiz me
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- No!
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in Spanish.
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- That's just stupid.
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underwater miracles.
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to treat her better.
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351. - Fuck her.
- Really?
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352. Hey, Angel of Death,
you're free to go.
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353. - What? How?
- You made bail.
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354. Who paid?
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355. Uh...
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356. Uh, Leota Ab— Aba—
Databa— Babadayo.
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to fucking go.
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this is a Holiday Inn?
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to get Eagly, John.
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- What was I gonna do?
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- Yeah, of course, dude.
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He wasn't there.
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video arcade,
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- He hangs out at a video arcade?
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373. No, I wanted to play Frogger.
Dude, what is your damage today?
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with that chip in his head?
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had our clearance
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Peacemaker-related rescinded,
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It's you, baby! It's all you!
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This is it. We got it.
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Sorry, I mean Rick.
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to call you Rick, not General.
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We'll take it from here.
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This is what we need.
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396. - Ooh.
- It's better
than we thought.
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397. Look through this.
That's exactly what we want.
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399. And while Bordeaux here
and her team found the location,
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discovered a way
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so we can move directly
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in the new planet
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through QUC.
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the prison?
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every time we come in and out.
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where we're coming from.
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just metahumans, right?
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all the parameters.
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from a... a legal standpoint.
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moderate temperatures,
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like a punishment.
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Mr. Secretary.
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removing dangerous individuals
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of holding individuals
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abilities. They're not.
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someone escapes.
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I promise.
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from lambasting Luthor
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435. I do not like the guy,
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436. but he is the smartest man
in the world.
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437. Why not use his brain
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438. to make our world
a better place?
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439. Well, this is quite a plan.
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440. - That was good stuff.
- Whoo!
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441. You fucking crushed it
in there, man.
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442. - You're my goddamn hero.
- Good stuff. Good stuff.
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443. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You coming to dinner?
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444. No.
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445. I think I'm gonna call it
an early night.
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446. Okay.
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447. Well, I'll see you
later then, maybe, yeah?
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448. Maybe.
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449. Come on, man,
we gotta go celebrate.
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450. This is a fucking great day.
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451. Salvation.
It's a game-changer.
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452. What?
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453. What happened to you?
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454. Nothing.
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455. Well, get something to eat
if you're hungry.
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456. - I hear this place is good.
- Yeah, it's good.
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457. - Oh, you've been here?
- Once.
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458. You find Smith?
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459. Okay, listen. I know we didn't
start off on the right foot.
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460. Uh-huh.
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461. But I've seen you
out In the field,
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462. and I really...
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463. - respect your work.
- Okay. And?
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464. It's a fucking prison.
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465. - What?
- That's what the planet is for.
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466. Rick plans on sending
metahuman prisoners there,
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467. someplace they can't
get back from. Forever.
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468. What?
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469. John tried to tell me
it wasn't for resources.
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470. No.
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471. It's... Everyone, our friends
died for a fucking prison.
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472. You're a metahuman, right?
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473. Yeah, but that's not
what this is about.
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474. You could be court-martialed
for telling me this, Bordeaux.
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475. Well, what are we gonna do?
It wasn't our choice.
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476. Yeah, but they used us.
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477. They used Peacemaker.
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478. So did we!
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479. And I'm starting
to think that maybe
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480. I shouldn't be spending my life
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481. serving this broken system
anymore.
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482. This is what we do.
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483. Try living without it
for two years like I did,
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484. you find that out.
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485. What else are you gonna do?
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486. Something that's not this.
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487. I'm just...
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488. I'm thinking.
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489. What?
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490. I think you should meet
a friend of mine.
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491. She has ideas.
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492. Adebayo, this is Sasha Bordeaux.
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493. What a beautiful night
for a rock and roll show, huh?
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494. We're gonna do a song
off our 2010 album,
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495. Lightning Strikes Twice...
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496. called "To Get Back to You."
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497. Fucking classic. Yes!
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498. Yeah.
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499. I gotta go.
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500. Hey, Sasha.
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501. Do you have
Peacemaker clearance?
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502. Yes, little one.
I miss you. I love you so much.
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503. Yes, I do.
You beautiful doggy, you.
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504. Yes.
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505. You wanted to talk?
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506. Yeah.
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507. So?
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508. So...
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509. I know you know
that my consulting firm
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510. hasn't exactly been
setting the world on fire.
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511. Right.
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512. And I have something
new brewing.
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513. It's a ground effort.
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514. And I think we might have got
the finances to back it up.
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515. A business?
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516. Kind of.
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517. Still in the spy arena?
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518. Yeah.
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519. Lee, if you think getting
a paycheck
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520. is going to convince me
to take you back,
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521. - I'm not—
- I don't.
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522. I'm not here for that.
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523. I'm here to tell you that...
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524. I understand...
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525. everything.
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526. I'm here to just let you go.
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527. We had a plan.
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528. I had agreed to work
for my mother temporarily
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529. so that we could make
some extra cash,
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530. and we could start
a business that was ours.
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531. A pet store, Lee,
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532. that sold healthy food,
not being James Bond.
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533. I know. I know!
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534. But sometimes,
things take a turn.
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535. Sometimes, you find something
true about yourself,
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536. that leads you to someplace
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537. you didn't even know
you were gonna go.
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538. And I've learned
a relationship isn't just
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539. about how much
you love somebody,
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540. but it's about building
a life together
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541. where both partners
can be happy.
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542. Where your lives, they—
they make each other stronger
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543. and— and you burn brighter
because of it.
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544. And I know
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545. if I have the life that I want
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546. it will kill you.
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547. And I've denied that,
like an idiot.
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548. And if you have the life
that you want...
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549. I'm gonna feel trapped.
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550. So, it tears me apart
to my bones,
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551. and I will love you
for the rest of my days, Key,
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552. but I know
we ain't for each other.
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553. I know that too, Lee.
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554. Fuck.
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555. Distract him.
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556. He can see everything
I do on his monitor.
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557. Hey— hey, Hap. What's up?
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558. What?
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559. Did you watch
the Prawns game last night?
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560. - There was no game last night.
- Fuck you, man.
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561. I didn't ask you, did I?
I asked Happerson.
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562. Did you watch the game?
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563. Uh, you think
Happerson watches football?
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564. If he doesn't, he should have
started last night,
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565. 'cause it was a good game.
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566. It didn't happen, dumb fuck.
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567. Wonder why nobody likes you.
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568. Plenty of people like me,
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569. and it doesn't even matter
if they don't,
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570. 'cause God and Jesus
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571. and the Holy...
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572. Ghost like me.
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573. They like all of you,
including you, you dumb cunt.
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574. What the fuck
am I supposed to do?
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575. - I'm choking.
- I don't know, man.
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576. Tell a joke or something.
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577. Did you guys hear
about the lobster
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578. that went into a bar and...
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579. the bartender was like,
"What the fuck?"
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580. 'Cause the—
they don't belong in bars,
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581. they belong in the sea.
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582. But they can live
a long— They live long
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583. like tortoises. Pe—
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584. They— they're supposed
to be immortal...
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585. but they die
because their shells
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586. stop growing?
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587. That's not a joke,
that's just a fact.
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588. They— they get crushed
by their own...
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589. exoskeletons.
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590. What the fuck?
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591. You are the worst
in the world at black ops.
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592. Did I ever say I wasn't?
You could be doing this.
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593. Peacemaker's at a motel
on the south side.
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594. I'll call Ads.
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595. Hey, Chris!
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596. Oh, fuck.
Sorry, Ads. I gotta go.
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597. Chris, come on!
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598. Oh, fuck!
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599. Dude, please,
why are you leaving?
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600. Everybody stop, okay?
I'm leaving town.
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601. There's nothing you can—
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602. - Hey, Adrian!
- What the fuck?
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603. What are you doing?
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604. Adrian, fuck,
what the fuck?
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605. Stop, Adrian, stop!
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606. Got him!
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607. What are you doing, man?
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608. I'm not doing anything.
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609. You guys are forcing me
to be here.
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610. We have all tried
every day to see you,
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611. and this is how
we have to do it?
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612. Oh. Just let it go.
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613. We're not letting it go, Chris.
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614. We're not letting it go.
You're one of us.
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615. The 11th Street Kids.
You told us yourself
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616. on Em's roof no one
will ever break us apart.
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617. I was wrong.
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618. I should have never
included myself in that.
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619. - What?
- Dude, we're just trying
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620. to figure out what's going on
because you're being weird.
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621. Why didn't you want
to get out of prison?
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622. Would you guys just look
at the big picture?
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623. We're trying to figure
that out, Chris.
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624. - Seriously?
- Yeah.
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625. I'm fucking cursed.
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626. - What?
- Look at me.
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627. We are looking at you.
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628. No, you're not looking
at the big fucking picture,
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629. okay? All right?
And I'm not being stupid.
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630. Look, we've all learned
that there's, like,
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631. magic out there, right?
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632. That over the years,
haven't we just learned
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633. that there's shit
that can't be explained?
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634. - Okay.
- Yeah, well, I'm fucking cursed!
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635. You're not cursed, dude.
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636. Ads, my brother
was my best friend.
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637. I killed him when I was eight.
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638. All right?
I befriended Rick Flag Junior.
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639. I fucking killed him, too.
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640. I killed my own fucking father.
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641. I get to go
to an alternative dimension
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642. and what's the first thing I do?
I kill my fucking self!
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643. And then I find my father
and my brother alive.
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644. Glory be,
I fucking kill them, too.
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645. - That's stupid shit.
- Fuck off, Ads!
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646. Don't tell me it's stupid,
all right?
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647. Everybody around me
fucking dies!
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648. Chris, listen to me.
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649. Every time someone
around you dies,
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650. it's because you're not
listening to yourself!
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651. Your father told you
to fight your brother.
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652. You did.
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653. Waller told you to kill Rick,
and you did.
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654. And you knew you shouldn't
have gone to that other world!
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655. Don't tell me
you thought, in your heart,
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656. that was the right thing to do.
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657. But when you are truly
who you are,
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658. Chris Smith, what happens?
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659. Chris, what happens, man?
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660. Nothing.
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661. You touch people, man.
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662. I believe
in miracles because of you.
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663. I saw an eagle hug a human.
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664. I know who I am because of you.
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665. And...
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666. when I'm around you,
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667. I feel loved.
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668. You're big and you're stupid,
but I know you love me.
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669. And I don't know
if I can say that
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670. about anybody else
in this world.
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671. Dude, you're my best friend.
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672. I— I don't wanna do
cool shit without you.
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673. And John loves you so much,
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674. he put his self on the line
countless times for you,
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675. and he's like the biggest coward
who ever existed.
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676. Jesus.
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677. You gotta work that in?
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678. And me, Chris.
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679. You hear me, Chris?
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680. We're tied,
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681. you and I.
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682. All of us.
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683. And we have all been listening
to someone else.
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684. To Waller.
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685. To Flag.
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686. To ARGUS.
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687. Fuck them all. Fuck them.
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688. We're gonna do something, Chris.
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689. For us.
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690. And for the world.
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691. We're gonna stand the fuck up.
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692. But we need our boy with us.
We need you.
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693. You gonna let us down?
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694. Hey.
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695. What?
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696. Did it mean something?
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697. - What?
- The boat.
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698. Oh my God, the boat again.
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699. Did it mean something?
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700. Chris, I told you, okay?
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701. I'm not right in the head.
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702. Emilia, I'm not
asking for anything.
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703. I just want to know if it meant
something to you at all.
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704. Of course it did,
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705. you fucking asshole.
It meant everything.
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706. Yes!
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707. - Okay, you ready?
- Yeah.
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708. All right. Can spiders fly?
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709. No.
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710. Yes, they can,
using electricity.
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711. - What?
- Yes, electricity.
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712. They fly off electricity.
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713. Can spiders make milk?
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714. No.
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715. - Yes, they can.
- What?
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716. - Yeah.
- They can make milk?
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717. - That's—
- Do they have udders?
How do they do that?
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718. They have little, tiny udders.
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719. Yeah, definitely.
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720. You can buy spider milk.
You know that, right?
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721. - What? Where?
- Yeah, at Whole Foods.
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722. Have you been studying spiders?
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723. Yeah, I know everything
there is to know about spiders.
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724. Can spiders regrow lost legs?
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725. - Yes.
- You're right.
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726. "Many spiders have the ability
to regrow a lost leg
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727. during their molting process."
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728. What is the "molting process"?
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729. That's when, uh,
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730. like, lava comes out
of a— a volcano and it molts.
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731. Yeah.
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732. - Don't fucking move.
- Come here, fucker.
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733. Get him up, boys.
Get him up.
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734. - We'll take it from here, boys.
- Flag?
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735. What the fuck is this?
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736. What the fuck is this?
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737. The fuck is this, Flag?
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738. Before we move all
the metahuman prisoners here,
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739. I thought a little due diligence
is required.
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740. See what effect this dimension
has on the human body.
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741. I want to thank you
for volunteering.
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742. I didn't volunteer for shit!
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743. What?
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744. - McCoy.
- No. It's all here.
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745. This is definitely
Christopher Smith's signature.
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746. Yeah.
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747. This is for Ricky.
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748. You piece of shit.
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749. I mean, I— You know,
I haven't obviously gone
through the entire file,
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750. but have you guys
thought about,
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751. as— just as a failsafe, uh,
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752. a vaporizing barrier...
around the...
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753. either the whole planet
or a section?
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754. What—
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755. what the fuck is a—
is a vaporizing barrier?
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756. Like a bug zapper
for, uh, for metahumans, aliens,
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757. - and other pieces of trash.
- Are you making this up?
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758. - Are you making this shit up?
- No, no.
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759. The Massachusetts truck driver,
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760. did you guys hear
about that guy?
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761. He was—
He picked up a hitchhiker.
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762. Why wouldn't he?
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763. If you only saw her titties,
you'd be like, I'll stop too.
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764. Blonde hair.
Anyway, he picked her up.
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765. But he made her ride
in the back of the truck.
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766. And you're like, "That's weird."
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767. Until Col— Colorado,
a cop pulls him over.
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768. The cop's like, "I need to see
in the back of your truck."
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769. And he opens it, and it's—
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770. and it's full of dead bodies.
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771. The guy was a serial killer,
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772. but the cop was like,
"Hey, man, you can't do this."
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773. He's like, "I got a permit."
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774. And he show—
showed it to him.
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775. The cop was like,
"I guess you're legit."
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776. Looks like someone's
got a new fan. Thank you.
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777. Are we done yet?
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