1. - Just moved here
for a new job.
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in Charm City?
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4. - Long enough to know
it sucks.
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5. - I don't know.
I like it.
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than where I grew up,
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8. - Except for that.
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9. - Citizens of Charm City,
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10. Feel the fire
of Jack-O-Lantern.
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11. - Are you guys seeing this?
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12. - Siri, push my meeting an hour.
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13. - I know what you're thinking.
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superhero battle.
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16. and I grew up in what's known
as a fly-over state.
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stopped there.
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in my town did:
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and got a soul-crushing job.
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my dad reminded me
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to accomplish great things.
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25. - What you do,
in your own quiet way,
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for the better.
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27. - Right then and there,
I decided to make a change:
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helps regular people like us
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this kind of stuff happens.
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30. And now I might not
even make it to my first day.
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31. - Oh, my God,
you're Crimson Fox.
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32. Wow.
You don't see that every day.
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33. - Actually, you do.
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34. You see it every day.
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35. - I'm still gonna
take a photo.
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36. male narrator: In a world where
superheroes and villains
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37. battle above us
each day,
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38. Wayne Security
brings you products
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to the powerless.
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40. Like our
revolutionary Joker anti-venom.
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41. - Whoo.
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42. - Emily Locke?
- I'm sorry I'm late.
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43. You'll never believe
what happened to me.
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44. My train literally went
off the rails and the—
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45. - I'm gonna cut you off here
because I'm assuming you lived.
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46. Mr. Wayne is waiting for you.
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47. - I just wanted
to thank you again
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Mr. Wayne.
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49. - Please, call me Van.
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50. Now, my cousin Bruce, he likes
to be called Mr. Wayne.
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51. I call him B-Dubs.
We're very close.
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52. And I just told him
about you.
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53. - You talked to Bruce Wayne
about me?
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54. - No, I texted him.
He's hard to reach.
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56. - "Stop using
my HBO GO password."
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57. - No, that...
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That's classic B-Dubs.
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60. - "Sounds good."
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61. - Bruce Wayne thinks you
"sounds good."
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62. Look, I'm not gonna
lie to you.
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63. Business at Wayne Security
is down,
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64. and I am looking to you,
as our new Director of R&D.
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65. to come up
with a big idea, all right?
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66. Something that I can show
to Bruce,
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67. and he'll be like,
"What?"
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68. And I'll be like,
"Yeah."
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69. - This is everything
I have ever wanted.
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70. I promise
I will not let you down.
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71. - I know you won't.
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experienced candidates,
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73. but you stood out.
You are a people person.
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of your references said
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about the, uh... uh... the—
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77. - People?
- Yep!
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78. - I do, that's why
I wanted to work here.
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- Love that.
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plus kicking ass.
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81. Because you need to
whip this team into shape.
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82. They're very talented,
but they're just missing
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83. a you to motivate them.
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84. I'm more
of a big picture guy.
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85. Look at this picture.
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86. This picture's huge.
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87. - You know, I am no stranger
to adversity.
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88. My dad owned a flower shop,
and when it was struggling, I—
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89. - I'm dying to hear
the end of that story, but—
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90. ooh, look, it's—my assistant's,
uh, motioning to me.
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91. What is it?
Jackie, did you need something?
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92. - No.
- What do you want from me?
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93. - Nothing.
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94. You are the worst.
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95. Uh, you said there's
a phone call for me?
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96. - Bruce Wayne
is on the phone for you.
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97. - Bruce Wayne?
My cuz-bro.
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98. Oh, no.
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99. - Come on.
Time to meet your team.
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100. - I can't believe I'm actually
working for Bruce Wayne.
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101. - Dot dot dot's cousin.
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102. Teddy, this is Emily Locke,
your new boss.
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103. - Nice to meet you.
What do you do here?
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104. - I disrupt.
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of expectations,
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in new ways.
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107. For example,
what do you think this is?
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108. - A desk?
- But what if it wasn't?
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109. What if it was the opposite
of a desk?
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110. - I'm sorry, I'm still not
exactly sure what you do.
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111. - I'm the Chief Design Officer.
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112. - But what if you weren't?
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113. - Wait, are you firing me?
Is she firing me?
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114. - No, no.
I was just making a joke.
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115. - Good one.
Good one.
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116. All right, come on.
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117. Let me show you around.
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118. This is the lab.
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119. That's our 3-D printer.
Don't touch it.
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120. That's liquid nitrogen.
Don't touch it.
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121. That's Wendy,
our lead software engineer.
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122. - Let me guess,
don't touch her?
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123. - Why would you touch her?
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124. - Hey, guys.
Watch this.
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125. - That's Ron.
He's head of engineering
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126. and chief of
childlike wonder.
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127. - Batter up!
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128. - That's amazing.
What is it?
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129. - It's called the Wear Bag.
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130. It protects against collateral
damage from superhero battles.
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131. We're talking about projectiles,
falling debris, direct blows.
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132. - It's only good for one use.
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133. - I know.
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134. That's for taking my muffin,
Steve.
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135. - Oh.
- That is an amazing product.
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136. - Right?
LexCorp makes it.
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137. - We're trying to figure out
how it works
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138. so we can make
a cheap knock-off.
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139. Welcome to Wayne Security.
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140. - Let's... be... better.
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141. - That's a permanent marker.
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142. - Well, good, because that's
how I want us to be thinking.
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143. Permanently.
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144. Look, Wayne Security
has stopped innovating.
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145. Our follow up to last year's
Joker Venom Antidote
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146. is the exact same thing
in a slightly darker purple.
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147. - Mm, it's not slightly darker.
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148. Okay, one is amethyst
and one's sangria.
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149. You don't get it.
She doesn't get it.
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150. She's not getting it.
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151. - No,
I get that they're different.
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152. I just don't think
anyone cares
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153. about the color.
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154. - Ooh, kitty's got claws.
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155. - Guys, we need to be
innovating.
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156. We need to push ourselves.
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157. We can't...
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159. - Oh.
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160. - We need to...
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161. Let's be better.
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we'll do that?
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163. - Uh, let me guess.
By thinking outside the box?
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164. - I want us to forget
the box ever existed.
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165. Ron, what are you
working on?
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166. - Literally... the box.
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167. - Ron, I did not know that.
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was blown off the track,
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every day around here.
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170. Let's come up with something
that solves things like that.
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171. - That's a brilliant idea.
Let me just summon a wizard.
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172. Shazam!
Ah, nothing.
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a product?
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175. No, but I was sixth
in my class at Wharton.
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176. - Ron, is that a product?
- Not a product.
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177. - No, I was President
of the Young Leaders Group.
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178. - Ron, surely that's a product.
- Ooh, guess again, Teddy.
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179. - Well, guess what?
This company needs a big idea
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181. So I suggest you take
my lead on this
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182. because I know
what I'm doing.
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183. Okay,
Van hired me for a reason.
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184. - Yeah, because the other people
didn't work out.
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185. - What other people?
- You're the fifth new boss
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187. And I refuse to let myself
get attached.
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188. I'm not getting hurt again.
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189. - But we'll do
whatever you want
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comes along.
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191. - Just to be clear, I'm not
gonna do whatever you want,
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193. - [humming, strumming guitar]
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194. - You fired four people
before you got to me?
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195. - Technically,
they weren't fired.
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before he started.
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197. I like to think of that
as God firing him.
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198. - Don't you think you should
have told me that
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200. - You want the real scoop?
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on this van
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203. - Yes.
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204. - Fine.
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205. I was supposed to be promoted
to the Gotham office last year.
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from WayneBev pulled the idea
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out of his ass
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208. and he took my spot!
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209. The only reason you're here
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with a big idea
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211. to get me out of this
God-forsaken taint of a city.
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212. - And I will.
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take a little time.
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didn't happen overnight.
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215. - The man left a lime in a beer,
literally overnight.
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216. Get me to Gotham,
or somebody else will.
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217. - If he thinks I'm scared,
I'm not.
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218. I'm going to get the team
to come up with a big idea.
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219. - Yeah, they seem to love you.
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221. Maybe I came on
a little strong.
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222. To get the best out of people,
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on a personal level.
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224. - Yeah, that line is underlined
three times
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You left it in the kitchen.
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226. - We need to bond as a unit.
- Mm, that line was circled.
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227. - A boss can't be afraid
to look human.
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228. - That line was starred.
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229. Is a star more or less
than a circle?
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230. - Stop going through my book.
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231. A star is greater that a circle,
but less than a heart.
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232. - Wayne Security?
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for Crimson Fox.
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236. You can run...
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237. - Shut up, shut up, shut up,
shut up, shut up.
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238. - Bruce Wayne is on the phone
for you.
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239. - Jackie,
if you are lying to me,
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241. and I will throw you
in the ocean.
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242. - You are gonna make
a great father one day.
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244. - Oh, my God.
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245. How do I look?
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246. - Like you don't understand
how phones work.
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247. B-Dubs, baby!
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for me?
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249. Yes!
I can hold.
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250. - Hey, guys, wait up.
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251. What's that sound?
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252. - It's a device I built
that warns you
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253. when someone you don't like
is approaching.
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254. I call it the "Emily Alert."
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255. - Well, that's very impressive.
And mean.
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256. Look, I get it, you guys
have had lots of bosses,
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to make sure we deliver,
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258. and I'm trying to help us
do that.
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259. - Look, we know you're trying,
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260. but you don't need
to give us pep talks.
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261. We've come up with hundreds
of big ideas,
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262. and every one of them
gets shot down by corporate
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263. because they're too expensive.
- Or too dangerous.
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264. - Or you need a piece of the sun
to power it,
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265. and that's impossible to get.
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266. - We're done getting our hopes
up so they can get crushed.
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267. - Well, I'm not giving up.
I believe in this team.
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268. And I'm not going anywhere.
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269. - Everyone, come out here.
I have some terrible news.
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270. We've all been fired.
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271. - Wait, what?
- Wait, wait, wait.
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272. By "we" you mean Emily,
right?
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273. - I did.
But also everyone else.
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274. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, I can't lose this job.
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275. I take care
of my sick grandma.
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276. Aww.
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277. - And I like nice things.
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278. I should have went
before Ron.
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279. - Wait, why are they
shutting us down?
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280. - Bruce says we're obsolete.
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281. Gone are the days of a man
in a bandit mask
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from a museum.
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283. Now it's all just super villains
trying to destroy the Earth
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one another
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285. for vaguely defined reasons.
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286. Our products are powerless
to stop that.
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287. - So he just gave up on us?
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288. I thought we were here
to change the world.
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289. Who told you that?
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290. - It's the company motto.
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291. - Oh, that.
No, that came with the office.
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292. This used to be
a diaper company.
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293. - There's gotta be something
we can do.
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294. - Why are you drinking
champagne?
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295. - Oh, because I'm so sad.
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296. I'm sorry, I didn't want to say
anything in front of the others,
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297. but I'm being absorbed
into the Gotham office.
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298. If I knew I could fail up,
I would have done it years ago.
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299. - So, everyone loses their job,
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300. and you get exactly
what you want?
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301. - I don't know why
I was so stressed
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302. about finding that big idea.
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303. The big idea is,
I'm a Wayne.
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304. And a Wayne will always
come out on top.
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305. You know, I feel like I could
commit vehicular manslaughter
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306. and I would get away
with just a slap on the wrist.
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307. Now, I haven't done that,
but now...
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308. I feel like I could.
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309. - How long do we have
until it becomes official?
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310. Guys, I've got good news.
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311. - Damn, I've got to boost
the radius on my Emily Alert.
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312. - So, I just spoke to Van,
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313. and we're not going
to lose our jobs.
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314. - Wait, what?
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315. Guys, Emily said
we're not losing our jobs!
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316. - Technically,
we haven't been shut down yet.
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317. There is still hope.
- Oh, never mind.
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318. She was just trying
to inspire us.
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319. We're still fired.
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320. - Bruce Wayne wrote,
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321. "Winners are just losers
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322. that don't accept defeat."
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323. If we came op
with a game-changing product,
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324. Bruce would have
to reconsider.
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325. - Ooh, me, me, me,
me, me, me!
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326. I mean, unless you guys
want to go first.
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327. I'm totally cool about it.
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328. - All you.
- No, I don't want to do it.
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329. - Okay, now, we all know
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330. that the number one cause
of workplace accidents
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331. is Superman crashing through
office windows mid-fight.
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332. That's a simple fact.
But now...
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333. this glass is made
of Kryptonite.
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334. So if he flies close to it,
his powers will weaken,
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335. and he'll safely bounce off.
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336. - Nice, and how does it work
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337. when the people inside
need help from Superman?
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338. - I had not taken that scenario
into account.
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339. It's also not very strong
against normal things.
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340. - Okay,
I am not demoralized.
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341. I'm just going to take
a five real quick.
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342. - Hey, wait.
You haven't heard my idea yet.
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343. So, you know how everyone wants
to have sex with robots, right?
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344. - Go on.
- I'm listening.
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345. - "Problems are just
opportunities
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347. You're aware this means nothing,
right?
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348. - I give up.
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349. I took this job
to make a difference,
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350. and I didn't even
get a chance.
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351. - Oh, honey,
no one makes a difference.
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352. I used to be
just like you.
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353. - I think
we're pretty different.
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354. - Oh, yeah?
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355. This me my first day
of work here.
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356. - Oh, no.
I have that shirt.
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357. - Sorry, honey.
Welcome to the real world.
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358. We should probably
go inside soon
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359. because there's an evil pumpkin
flying around.
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360. - Citizens of Charm City,
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361. kiss your precious
organic juice bar good-bye!
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362. - "You don't need to have
superpowers
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363. to accomplish great things.
Love, Dad."
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364. - He gave this to me
when I was little.
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365. I always keep it with me.
- That's so sweet.
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366. And now you're smelling it
like a creepy person.
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367. - Oh.
My dad ran a flower shop.
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368. Everything he touched
smelled like flowers.
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369. I used to know when he was
around before I even saw him.
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370. I feel like I let him down.
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371. - I wish we knew that guy was
around before we saw him.
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372. - Yeah, it would save
a lot of lives.
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373. Oh, my God.
Maybe there's a way.
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374. Guys, I have an idea.
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375. - Good, 'cause Wendy's sex robot
is not market ready.
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376. - Guys, just hear me out.
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377. Now, remember how I said
I wanted us to invent something
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378. that would stop things
like that train attack?
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379. - Right,
and then we laughed at you.
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380. - Wendy, what if you could
boost your Emily Alert
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381. to have a wider radius?
- It's maxed out.
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382. You have to be
in visual range.
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383. - But what if it worked
on scent?
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384. - We could totally rig it
to use chemoreceptors.
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385. - And what if we used it
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386. to track super villains,
and what if—
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387. - And what if who cares,
because we're all fired?
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388. - Look, I know you've all
been beaten down in this job.
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389. And you feel like
what we do doesn't matter.
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we can change lives,
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391. and I know deep down
you still care.
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392. - Can I pick the color?
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393. - It's 7:00 a.m.
What am I doing here?
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394. - Van, this device we've created
has just alerted me
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395. that Jack-O-Lantern
is in the area,
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396. giving us enough time
to get to safety.
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397. - It uses advanced
chemoreceptors
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398. to pick up on Jack-O-Lantern's
unique smell profile.
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399. - We call it
the "Jack-O-Lert."
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400. - It is sleek, stylish,
and available in sangria.
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401. - I see.
I'm having a hard time figuring
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402. why you'd think I would care.
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403. I already picked out
a penthouse in Gotham City.
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404. - Well, the way I see it,
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405. if you don't take this to Bruce,
maybe I will,
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406. and maybe I'll be the one
sipping Wayne Light Lime
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407. in my Gotham office.
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408. - Okay, I take your point.
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409. But none of this matters
because your Jack-O-Lert
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410. detects jack squat.
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411. - Citizens of Charm City,
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my powerful balls of fire!
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413. - Fine.
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414. I'll take it to Bruce.
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415. Everybody,
I have some terrible news.
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416. I'm not gonna get
to go to Gotham.
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417. - Tell them the other news.
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418. - I got a parking ticket.
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419. - We're not fired.
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420. Wayne Security is staying open.
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421. - Yeah, Bruce loved
the Jack-O-Lert.
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422. He's putting it in beta,
wherever that is.
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423. - So great.
Did he mention the color?
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424. - No.
- Damn it.
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425. - But he did say
because I did such a good job
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426. inspiring all of you,
he wants me to stay here
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427. to continue inspiring you.
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428. I guess with great power
comes living in a taint.
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429. Emily...
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430. I blame you.
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431. I blame you.
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432. - You guys did it.
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433. You should be really proud
of yourselves.
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434. - We couldn't have done it
without you.
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435. - No.
We got you a little something.
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436. - It's a bus pass.
It's a much safer alternative
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437. to the train.
A little Charm City insider tip.
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438. - You guys, thank you.
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439. - I didn't chip in.
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440. - I would not expect that.
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441. To the R&D team.
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442. - To Emily.
To Emily.
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443. - This just in:
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444. Gotham City police report
the Joker has been apprehended.
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445. Batman used a new device
that tracked him by his smell.
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446. And now for a correction...
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447. - What a crazy coincidence.
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448. Batman came up
with his own Jack-O-Lert.
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449. - In midnight black.
Subtle.
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450. Powerful.
Slimming.
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451. - I wish we worked for Batman.
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452. I feel like
he'd really get us.
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453. - Well, maybe someday we will.
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454. - Ha, that's funny.
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