1. - So, apparently
Two Face was ableCopy !req
2. to make our impenetrable safeCopy !req
3. quite penetrable.Copy !req
4. - Didn't these high-res infraredCopy !req
5. security cameras pick up
anything?Copy !req
6. - Mm-mm. His henchman
covered them with paper bags.Copy !req
7. - Okay, we can't think
of everything.Copy !req
8. - Well, luckily,
Batman caught him.Copy !req
9. Oh, I love that guy.Copy !req
10. He's got a tricked-out ride,Copy !req
11. blows money
on expensive belts,Copy !req
12. always in a feud with a guy
that dresses like a pimp.Copy !req
13. You know, he's basically
like a rapper that saves lives.Copy !req
14. - Yeah, just like Macklemore.Copy !req
15. - No.
Not like Macklemore.Copy !req
16. - Ron, you got
to check this out.Copy !req
17. - Sweet mother of Mary.Copy !req
18. Is that a Batarang?Copy !req
19. Dibs!
- Mine. My Batarang.Copy !req
20. - Mine. Mine.
- My Batarang. My Batarang.Copy !req
21. - You don't like him
like I like him!Copy !req
22. - My Batarang!Copy !req
23. - So, you're walking
down the streetCopy !req
24. when suddenly
Jack-O-Lantern hits youCopy !req
25. with a flaming ball
of fire...Copy !req
26. - [imitating Jack-O-Lantern]
Citizens of Charm City!Copy !req
27. Who likes crime brulée?Copy !req
28. - But thanks to our new
indestructible cell phone case,Copy !req
29. your phone is perfectly fine.Copy !req
30. - As long as you don't drop it
directly on the screen.Copy !req
31. - Yeah.
- Cool. Great work, guys.Copy !req
32. - Do you want us
to leave you alone?Copy !req
33. - No. She wants you to ask about
the paper she's staring at.Copy !req
34. - Well, since you asked,
it's an invitationCopy !req
35. to my ex-boyfriend's wedding.Copy !req
36. But I am perfectly okay with it.Copy !req
37. - Good!
That's a healthy attitude.Copy !req
38. - She's not okay with it,
numb-nuts.Copy !req
39. She's already stalked the new
girl's Facebook page to 2012.Copy !req
40. - Ohh.
- Wow.Copy !req
41. Is she a supermodel?Copy !req
42. - No, she's not.Copy !req
43. And she only does print.Copy !req
44. - Mm-mm.
- She should do more.Copy !req
45. - You know,
we met in grad school.Copy !req
46. I mean, we backpacked
through Asia together.Copy !req
47. I mean, his racist grandfather
even started warming up to me.Copy !req
48. - The acceptance
of a racist grandfatherCopy !req
49. is still my white whale.Copy !req
50. - I honestly thought
we were going to get married.Copy !req
51. And then one day out of nowhere,Copy !req
52. he just says
he couldn't do this anymore.Copy !req
53. - And now I can't
do this anymore.Copy !req
54. You have been here
for six months.Copy !req
55. All you do is work.
You need to meet a guy.Copy !req
56. Someone who will make you
his problem and not ours.Copy !req
57. - Why don't you
just go out tonight,Copy !req
58. maybe get a couple drinks
in you,Copy !req
59. chat up a few gentlemen callers?Copy !req
60. - Ron and I
probably shouldn't join.Copy !req
61. Our palpable masculinity would
scare offCopy !req
62. potential suitors, obviously.Copy !req
63. - Obviously.
- Obviously.Copy !req
64. - Obviously.
- Obviously.Copy !req
65. - So, it would just be me,
Jackie, and Wendy.Copy !req
66. A little...Copy !req
67. - Don't say it.
- Girls' night out!Copy !req
68. - Yeah!Copy !req
69. - What are you doing?Copy !req
70. - If you so much as lay a finger
on my action figures,Copy !req
71. I will sick my lawyers on you,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
72. Yes!Copy !req
73. I will see you this Sunday
at brunch, Mother.Copy !req
74. Holy Bananas Foster,
it's Batman!Copy !req
75. - Your Batarang—Copy !req
76. - Did I see a Batarang fly
in here?Copy !req
77. - You mean this one?Copy !req
78. - Oh-ho!
- Are you a Batman fan too?Copy !req
79. - A fan?
Hardly.Copy !req
80. Let me tell you a story that
will shake you to your core.Copy !req
81. The year is 2003,
the season summer.Copy !req
82. I'm sitting in my MaybachCopy !req
83. listening to "Hey Ya"
on the radio.Copy !req
84. - Ohh.
- Mmm.Copy !req
85. - I'm shaking it
like a Polaroid picture.Copy !req
86. And then suddenly,Copy !req
87. the Batmobile flies
out of nowhereCopy !req
88. and takes off
my side-view mirror!Copy !req
89. Batman didn't even stop!Copy !req
90. He just kept chasing
after this semi full of warheadsCopy !req
91. to help some orphanage!Copy !req
92. - Were the orphans okay?
- Who cares? They're orphans.Copy !req
93. It's a hard-knock life.
They can live on $1 a day,Copy !req
94. but my side-view mirror?Copy !req
95. That cost $30,000 to fix.Copy !req
96. I'm gonna get him to payCopy !req
97. when he comes back for this.Copy !req
98. - Batman has hundreds
of Batarangs.Copy !req
99. He's not gonna come back
for this one.Copy !req
100. - Batman never leaves anything
behind,Copy !req
101. including insurance information.Copy !req
102. No. He puts a GPS
on all of his stuff.Copy !req
103. He doesn't want the technology
getting out there.Copy !req
104. - Ooh.Copy !req
105. - Yes! Excuse me.Copy !req
106. I know you can hear me,
Dork Knight.Copy !req
107. - You better bring
your checkbookCopy !req
108. and a prepared statementCopy !req
109. I can turn in to Geico.Copy !req
110. - I am so glad you guys
convinced me to go out.Copy !req
111. Ooh! Should we take a picture?
- Yeah.Copy !req
112. - No.
- #HiHaters.Copy !req
113. - Wait, who are the haters?Copy !req
114. - I don't know.
- Huh.Copy !req
115. - Ooh, how about some margaritas
for me and my señoritas?Copy !req
116. - Okay.
- Hey, look. A man.Copy !req
117. He just smiled at you.Copy !req
118. We would not be at all offended
if you wanted to leave usCopy !req
119. and go talk to him.Copy !req
120. - Ugh. There's no guys
at this bar for me.Copy !req
121. - How could you possibly
know that?Copy !req
122. - Well, ironic mustache,
un-ironic mustache,Copy !req
123. flip-flops in a bar—gross.Copy !req
124. Eating mozzarella sticks
with a fork.Copy !req
125. Oh, has a Blackberry.Copy !req
126. Looks like my old dog that died,Copy !req
127. which is already making me
kind of sad.Copy !req
128. And went to Arizona State.Copy !req
129. - Wow. You're like Jason Bourne
if he was destined to die alone.Copy !req
130. - I just know what I want.Copy !req
131. And I don't need to settle.Copy !req
132. It's not like I'm 30...Copy !req
133. dollars in debt.Copy !req
134. Don't want to start
a relationship in the red.Copy !req
135. - Good save.Copy !req
136. - Well, I tried.
I'm gonna go.Copy !req
137. If I leave now, I can still
get home in time to not be here.Copy !req
138. - Who am I gonna make out with?Copy !req
139. Hey.Copy !req
140. - Yo!
Hold up.Copy !req
141. Did we go to Arizona State
together?Copy !req
142. I'm pretty sure we had bio.
Like—Copy !req
143. - Hey, bro!Copy !req
144. Heard they started
a beer pong tournament outside.Copy !req
145. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
146. You got about two minutesCopy !req
147. until he works out
there is no beer pong.Copy !req
148. - Thanks.Copy !req
149. I'm Emily.
- Dan.Copy !req
150. - Did you just get here?Copy !req
151. - Yeah.
I just got out of the ER.Copy !req
152. - Oh, my God, are you okay?Copy !req
153. - Oh, yeah, I am.
I'm better than okay.Copy !req
154. I'm a doctor.Copy !req
155. - Oh.Copy !req
156. My team's actually putting
the finishing touchesCopy !req
157. on this indestructible
phone case.Copy !req
158. - Wow.
That seems like overkill.Copy !req
159. - Try and break it.Copy !req
160. I dare you.Copy !req
161. Okay, we still haven't
figured out waterproofing.Copy !req
162. - Ah.Copy !req
163. - Can I see your phone?Copy !req
164. - Are you gonna drop it
in a beer?Copy !req
165. Ohh.Copy !req
166. - The—the picture
on the home screenCopy !req
167. is just a joke.Copy !req
168. I don't really like
"Gilmore Girls."Copy !req
169. I mean, unless—
unless you also like them,Copy !req
170. in which case I'm Team Jess.Copy !req
171. Okay, I don't normally
give out my number,Copy !req
172. but I have a good feeling
about you.Copy !req
173. Text me.Copy !req
174. - Here's a little message
from The Riddler.Copy !req
175. - Oh, my God, Jackie.Copy !req
176. I just met the most amazing guy.Copy !req
177. - Which picture do you like?Copy !req
178. The one where I look good
and he looks okay,Copy !req
179. or the one
where he looks really goodCopy !req
180. and I—oh, I still look good.Copy !req
181. - Posting a photo on Instagram
to let your ex knowCopy !req
182. that his engagement hasn't
affected you at all?Copy !req
183. - So, I'll just lose the hashtag
"traded up."Copy !req
184. But I actually do
really like Dan.Copy !req
185. I told you.
I'm not picky.Copy !req
186. I just know what I want.Copy !req
187. - So, when do we get to meet
Mr. Perfect?Copy !req
188. - Oh, it's Dr. Perfect,Copy !req
189. and, uh—oh, right now.Copy !req
190. - All right, obviously I'll just
let him know that we're friendsCopy !req
191. so he's not threatened
by our relationship.Copy !req
192. - Obviously.
- Obviously.Copy !req
193. - Obviously.
- What?Copy !req
194. - Hey, everyone.
I'm Dan.Copy !req
195. How you doing?
You ready to go?Copy !req
196. - Yeah.
Let me just get my stuff.Copy !req
197. - That must be Wendy.Copy !req
198. - Yeah.
- Hey, is it coolCopy !req
199. if we eat early?Copy !req
200. I got to work tonight.Copy !req
201. - Oh, my God!
What happened to your face?Copy !req
202. - Oh, I, um, I fell off my bike
and onto a rock.Copy !req
203. - Was the rock shaped
like Green Lantern's ring?Copy !req
204. - Who knows?Copy !req
205. Sometimes pancakes look
like Jesus.Copy !req
206. We should go.
- Okay.Copy !req
207. - Umm, you dropped
your skullcap.Copy !req
208. - Ah.Copy !req
209. - We're just friends.Copy !req
210. - So...Copy !req
211. Emily's dating a henchman,
right?Copy !req
212. - Yeah, big time.
- Yep. We got to tell her.Copy !req
213. - Well, hold on. I mean,
he's just a low-level henchman.Copy !req
214. I dated one in college.Copy !req
215. It's basically
like dating a bass player.Copy !req
216. - Maybe you're right. I mean,
it is probably just a fling.Copy !req
217. It'll flame out or he'll die.Copy !req
218. - Just like dating
a bass player.Copy !req
219. - What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
220. - Waiting for Batman.Copy !req
221. - And you put out milk
and cookies?Copy !req
222. He's not Santa Claus.Copy !req
223. - You don't know that.Copy !req
224. They both hang out on rooftops.Copy !req
225. - They do.Copy !req
226. You wore a Batman shirt
to meet Batman?Copy !req
227. - Yeah.
Celebrities love it.Copy !req
228. I wore my Bateman shirt
when I met Jason Bateman.Copy !req
229. - And how did he react to that?Copy !req
230. - Mm, kind of befuddled,
but that's sort of his shtick.Copy !req
231. - He knows who he is.Copy !req
232. Okay, let me give you
a little Celebrity 101, Ron.Copy !req
233. When you meet one,
you got to play it cool.Copy !req
234. You got to act like you might
not even know who Batman is.Copy !req
235. - Gentlemen.
- Oh, my God! It's him!Copy !req
236. - 'Sup?Copy !req
237. - You-Copy !req
238. I'm sorry. I had something
stuck in my throat.Copy !req
239. You need to play it cool,
Teddy.Copy !req
240. This Japanese school girl
routine—Copy !req
241. it's blocking my swagger.Copy !req
242. I can't have you
scaring 'em off.Copy !req
243. We have business.Copy !req
244. - He's never gonna pay you the—Copy !req
245. Wait—why are you squeaking
when you walk?Copy !req
246. - And why are your nipples
protruding?Copy !req
247. - It's cold.Copy !req
248. Um, I mean,
I think the real question is:Copy !req
249. why aren't yours?Copy !req
250. - Is that a cape hanging out
the back of your pants?Copy !req
251. - Because I'm going
to the opera.Copy !req
252. I'm late.
Exeunt.Copy !req
253. - Something's not right here.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
254. - He's got a cape,
unusually pointy nipples.Copy !req
255. You don't think Van's—
- A Mexican wrestler?Copy !req
256. - I was gonna say,
"Hiding something,"Copy !req
257. but your theory makes
perfect sense.Copy !req
258. - We're gonna get to the bottom
of this.Copy !req
259. - Happy Friday, everybody!Copy !req
260. Anyone have any exciting
weekend plans?Copy !req
261. - I'm taking my grandpa back
to the escape room.Copy !req
262. - Oh, that's cool.
He's into those?Copy !req
263. - No. It's just what he calls
the nursing home.Copy !req
264. He solved it again.Copy !req
265. - Oh.
- Oh, well,Copy !req
266. I have some very exciting
weekend plans.Copy !req
267. Dan's picking me up after workCopy !req
268. and taking me away for
the weekend to his boss's house.Copy !req
269. He says it's carved
into the side of a mountain.Copy !req
270. Fun!Copy !req
271. - Um, are you sure you're ready
for that?Copy !req
272. - Uh, ready for a weekend away
in a remote locationCopy !req
273. with no cell reception?Copy !req
274. Uh, yeah! We've been dating
a couple of weeks.Copy !req
275. - You know, there's a lot to do
right here in Charm City.Copy !req
276. You know, maybe check out
the new food court at the mall,Copy !req
277. or the churro spot
next to the police station,Copy !req
278. or really anywhere else
extremely public and well-lit.Copy !req
279. - I like that.
- Guys,Copy !req
280. I appreciate the concern,Copy !req
281. but things are going great.Copy !req
282. I mean, check this out.Copy !req
283. - Aww!
That's so sweet!Copy !req
284. I bet he stole it
from somewhere really nice.Copy !req
285. - What?
- You're dating a henchman.Copy !req
286. - A henchman?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
287. - Okay, all Jackie's trying
to say isCopy !req
288. that Dan performs a variety
of henching servicesCopy !req
289. for super villains
on a for-hire basis.Copy !req
290. - Guys, come on.
You met him once.Copy !req
291. - All right, look. "Five Signs
You're Dating a Henchman."Copy !req
292. He's got all these.Copy !req
293. - It's not your fault.Copy !req
294. Charm City's just crawling
with henchmen.Copy !req
295. It's an easy way to make cash.Copy !req
296. - Yeah.
It doesn't mean he's a bad guy.Copy !req
297. It just means
that he's a bad guy.Copy !req
298. - No, he's not.
Trust me.Copy !req
299. I know how to pick guys,
and he is great.Copy !req
300. I mean, he's taking me away
on a romantic weekendCopy !req
301. to his boss's house at the top
of beautiful Skull Mountain.Copy !req
302. And he says there's
an amazing shark tankCopy !req
303. and a ruby laser that shoots...Copy !req
304. all the way to the moon and—Copy !req
305. oh, my God,
I'm dating a henchman.Copy !req
306. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
307. - Ugh.Copy !req
308. - You've angrily stormed
out here three times,Copy !req
309. so I'm assuming
you want to talk?Copy !req
310. - He lied to me.
He's a liar.Copy !req
311. - Hey, at least you got
a nice bracelet out of it.Copy !req
312. All I got from my ex wasCopy !req
313. a kid with a serious
ADD problem.Copy !req
314. Just let it go.Copy !req
315. - No!
When my ex-boyfriend dumped me,Copy !req
316. I found out he'd been cheating
on me with that print model.Copy !req
317. And do you know what I did?
Nothing.Copy !req
318. I took the high road,
and it felt like crap!Copy !req
319. Now they're getting married,Copy !req
320. and I have to buy them
a pizza stone.Copy !req
321. - You're getting them something?Copy !req
322. - Well, they sent me
an invitation.Copy !req
323. It's proper etiquette.Copy !req
324. No, but things have changed.Copy !req
325. For the first time ever,Copy !req
326. Emily Locke is taking
the low road.Copy !req
327. That henching son of a bitch
has no idea what's coming.Copy !req
328. Uh, this is my first time down
the low road,Copy !req
329. so I'm gonna need your help.Copy !req
330. - Show time.Copy !req
331. See you later, Teddy.Copy !req
332. Whoa!
Clumsy me.Copy !req
333. I just slipped and fell.Copy !req
334. - Please.
I inventedCopy !req
335. the "pretend to fall and grab
a pair of breasts" move.Copy !req
336. I had two au pairs quit over it.Copy !req
337. Yes, pun intended.Copy !req
338. What's your game?Copy !req
339. - Those pecs aren't real.Copy !req
340. - You're wearing something
under the suit.Copy !req
341. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
342. - Well, if you must know,Copy !req
343. follow me.Copy !req
344. - Heh-ho!
- Aah!Copy !req
345. - Oh, my God.
You're Robin?Copy !req
346. - Yes. No.
Well, not yet.Copy !req
347. Maybe. Just—okay,
let me ask you something.Copy !req
348. What is the best part
about being a superhero?Copy !req
349. - Protecting those
who can't protect themselves.Copy !req
350. - No.
It's about being famousCopy !req
351. and wearing cool-ass costumes.Copy !req
352. That's why I had this made
by my rubbersmith.Copy !req
353. - I had no idea you were
a closet superhero fan.Copy !req
354. Who's your top ten?
- This is more than that.Copy !req
355. You actually think Batman
is gonna look at you,Copy !req
356. a middle-aged man who pulled
his back last week sneezing,Copy !req
357. and say, "Hey,
there's my new Boy Wonder"?Copy !req
358. - This guy gets it!
Yes.Copy !req
359. And then once we have
a good working relationship—Copy !req
360. I don't know—
I'm thinking I might bring upCopy !req
361. the Maybach thing.Copy !req
362. - Quick question.
- Yeah?Copy !req
363. - You are aware two RobinsCopy !req
364. have supposedly died on the job?Copy !req
365. - Hm, high turnover.
I'm in.Copy !req
366. What's more insulting:
jack-off or jag-off?Copy !req
367. - Uh, neither one's great.Copy !req
368. I'll just say this: I've
told off a lot of crappy men.Copy !req
369. It's like a Vegas buffet.Copy !req
370. You will feel terrible
afterwards.Copy !req
371. - Yeah, but it feels great
while you're eating it.Copy !req
372. Ooh, I can't wait
to tear this guy a new—Copy !req
373. Hey, babe.Copy !req
374. - What are we still doing here?
It's been an hour.Copy !req
375. - Okay, Batman's not gonna
come to the office,Copy !req
376. so we have to meet him
in his office:Copy !req
377. the cover of night.Copy !req
378. - Well, so far I've just seen
a guy get a handy,Copy !req
379. and I'm fairly certain
that wasn't Batman.Copy !req
380. - Why are you watching a guy
getting a handy?Copy !req
381. - Why is that your takeaway?
- I just want to know.Copy !req
382. - Would you nerds go stand
over there?Copy !req
383. You're embarrassing me.Copy !req
384. - Oh, my God, it's beeping.Copy !req
385. - Shut up, idiots.Copy !req
386. My Robin sense tells me
that someone is approaching.Copy !req
387. - Yeah.
We all heard it.Copy !req
388. - You can hear that?
Yeah.Copy !req
389. - Oh, my God, it's him!Copy !req
390. Oh, God, that's not him.
- That's not him.Copy !req
391. - Not at all him.Copy !req
392. - Uh, Boy Wonder, you got this?Copy !req
393. - Uh, hi, um,Copy !req
394. you know what rhymes
with "java"?Copy !req
395. Lava!Copy !req
396. - Oh, my God,
that was an iced coffee.Copy !req
397. I have just made him very angry.Copy !req
398. All right, um, guys,Copy !req
399. get 'em out.
Come on.Copy !req
400. Here you go.
Here you go.Copy !req
401. Give it up. Cough it up.
- Forgot my wallet.Copy !req
402. - You did not.
He's got money in his shoe.Copy !req
403. Keeps it in his sock.Copy !req
404. There you go.Copy !req
405. - Forgot about that.Copy !req
406. - I'm sorry I'm late.Copy !req
407. Crazy busy tonight.Copy !req
408. - Aw, were you working
in the ICU?Copy !req
409. - No.
- Because I see you,Copy !req
410. and you're a liar!Copy !req
411. - Good Lord.Copy !req
412. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
413. - I know you're a henchman, Dan,Copy !req
414. if that's even your real name.Copy !req
415. - All right, fine.
I'm a henchman.Copy !req
416. - And my name's Reggie.Copy !req
417. - Oh!
- And I knowCopy !req
418. what you're thinking:Copy !req
419. not a lot of white guys
named Reggie.Copy !req
420. - No, that's not
what I was thinking,Copy !req
421. but I guess that's true.Copy !req
422. Now I have some things
to say to you,Copy !req
423. and you're gonna stand here
and listen to them.Copy !req
424. - Actually...Copy !req
425. I'm not.Copy !req
426. - Please tell me this
is a Japanese game show.Copy !req
427. - Enjoying the low road?Copy !req
428. - I really have to thank you,
Emily.Copy !req
429. I told The Riddler
about your cell phone cases,Copy !req
430. and he's having us steal themCopy !req
431. so he can use them
to build a tankCopy !req
432. to attack Arkham Asylum.Copy !req
433. - Why, unprompted, did youCopy !req
434. just tell us
your entire evil plan?Copy !req
435. - I don't know.
It's just a thing we do.Copy !req
436. Hey, for the record,
I do like you.Copy !req
437. I'm just really focused
on my career right now.Copy !req
438. - Ugh.
- Ooh, that is one of the thingsCopy !req
439. that you said you looked for
in a man.Copy !req
440. - Just so you know,
we're through, Dan!Copy !req
441. - Mm, I think he knows.Copy !req
442. - You have a good night now.Copy !req
443. The joke's on him.Copy !req
444. I only had $2,000 in my wallet.Copy !req
445. - I can't believe
we thought this would work.Copy !req
446. - All right, let's face it.
We're not gonna meet Batman.Copy !req
447. - You know what?
I bet this stupid BatarangCopy !req
448. isn't even real.Copy !req
449. - Teddy?
- What?Copy !req
450. - Where's the Batarang?Copy !req
451. - It's right here.Copy !req
452. - Batman, you only owe me
28,000 now!Copy !req
453. We met Batman.
- We met Batman?Copy !req
454. - Met Batman! Yeah!
- We met Batman.Copy !req
455. We met Batman!Copy !req
456. We met Batman!
We met Batman!Copy !req
457. - I don't know
how this keeps happening.Copy !req
458. - This?
- Well, not this,Copy !req
459. but meeting guys who seem greatCopy !req
460. and then turn out to be
lying pieces of garbage.Copy !req
461. I thought my system was perfect.Copy !req
462. I make a list
of all the qualitiesCopy !req
463. I'm looking for in a guy,Copy !req
464. assign each one a point value,Copy !req
465. and if that number
exceeds 200—Copy !req
466. - Can I make a suggestion?
Burn that list.Copy !req
467. - It's in the Cloud,
so I can't really do that.Copy !req
468. - You're 25. You can't
hold yourself to a list,Copy !req
469. because you don't even know
what you want.Copy !req
470. And even when you do,
you're still gonnaCopy !req
471. date a bunch of terrible guysCopy !req
472. and have horrible things happen.Copy !req
473. - Until I meet the right one?
- Sure.Copy !req
474. Or just one
who's a really good liar.Copy !req
475. That's what I'm aiming for.Copy !req
476. Look. Just because you can't
avoid all the dirtbags,Copy !req
477. that doesn't mean
you don't deserve better.Copy !req
478. - Aww.
Thanks, Jackie.Copy !req
479. - What are you doing?Copy !req
480. - I'm trying
to backwards-hug you.Copy !req
481. - If I don't want
your front hugs,Copy !req
482. what makes you think
I want your back ones?Copy !req
483. - Okay.
Sorry.Copy !req
484. - Okay.
We're done here.Copy !req
485. - So you're going to let us go?Copy !req
486. - Well, I asked the boss what
he wanted us to do with you,Copy !req
487. but he answered in the form
of a riddle.Copy !req
488. Couldn't quite figure it out.Copy !req
489. - Hmm.
What a shock.Copy !req
490. - What has no legs,
but never stops running?Copy !req
491. - A nose?Copy !req
492. - A refrigerator?Copy !req
493. - A river.Copy !req
494. - Oh! He wants us to throw them
in the river.Copy !req
495. - Smooth.Copy !req
496. - I told you she was smart.Copy !req
497. - Would you like to tell us
your SAT scores?Copy !req
498. - Okay, shh.Copy !req
499. - I guess I should get
that bracelet back.Copy !req
500. - It's Robin.
Batman must be here!Copy !req
501. - Go! Go!Copy !req
502. - That was weird.Copy !req
503. Jackie, get a pair of scissors,Copy !req
504. cut me out of this suit.Copy !req
505. Emily, why are you
still at work?Copy !req
506. Get a boyfriend or something.Copy !req
507. - Even just a hobby.Copy !req
508. - All right, this is, like,
a freaky alley,Copy !req
509. and it is pitch black.Copy !req
510. We didn't want to be there,
but we had to be there.Copy !req
511. Then these guys—I mean—
- It was you. It was you.Copy !req
512. - It was all of us.
- It was an effort together.Copy !req
513. - Hey.Copy !req
514. What are you doing?Copy !req
515. - Pretending to listen
to their storyCopy !req
516. and returning this pizza stone
for store credit.Copy !req
517. - Atta girl.
- All right, so this bad guy'sCopy !req
518. got Batman dead to rights.Copy !req
519. - And we're like,
"Get your hands off our friend!"Copy !req
520. - "Get 'em off!"
And then with that,Copy !req
521. he sees us,Copy !req
522. and then he turns around
and he runs.Copy !req
523. - See ya!Copy !req
524. - Yeah.
- Huh.Copy !req
525. - That obviously never happened.Copy !req
526. - Obviously.
- Obviously.Copy !req
527. - Let—come on—Copy !req
528. obviously.Copy !req
529. - Obviously.Copy !req
530. - That's funny.Copy !req