1. - Are you guys ready for lunch?Copy !req
2. Guys, it's 80 degrees outside.Copy !req
3. - First day of cold season,
newbie.Copy !req
4. - It's when all
the icy super villiansCopy !req
5. start fighting
and freezing stuff.Copy !req
6. I wonder who's coming
to Charm City this year.Copy !req
7. Mr. Freeze, Captain Cold...Copy !req
8. - Frostbite, Killer Frost...
- Mm.Copy !req
9. - Minister Blizzard...
- Snow Patrol.Copy !req
10. Wait, that's a band,
but they're coming to town.Copy !req
11. - Ooh.
- I'm not scaredCopy !req
12. of a few flurries, okay?
I am from the Midwest.Copy !req
13. I know what real cold is.Copy !req
14. - You were saying?Copy !req
15. - Yep, that's real cold.Copy !req
16. Cold season is
impossible to dress for.Copy !req
17. It's like a wedding
on the beach.Copy !req
18. - Linen and no socks.
Not complicated.Copy !req
19. - You should get a pair
of Teddy's gloves.Copy !req
20. - Oh.Copy !req
21. These?Copy !req
22. Designed them myself.Copy !req
23. They heat my hands
to the perfect temperature.Copy !req
24. They can also defrost
your car doorCopy !req
25. or reheat your coffee.Copy !req
26. Heh?
- Hmm.Copy !req
27. - Ah.Copy !req
28. - That was a soda.
- Yeah.Copy !req
29. - Anyways,
I have some very exciting news.Copy !req
30. - Is it actually exciting
or is it Emily exciting?Copy !req
31. - What the hell
is "Emily exciting"?Copy !req
32. - Finding a conflict-free brand
of hummus.Copy !req
33. - Having another shopper
at AnthropologieCopy !req
34. ask if you work there.Copy !req
35. - Getting retweeted
by Lena Dunham.Copy !req
36. - She didn't just retweet me.Copy !req
37. She quoted my tweetCopy !req
38. and wrote "so much this."Copy !req
39. Anyways, you guys'll like this.Copy !req
40. Wayne Industries
is holding a contestCopy !req
41. that awards $100,000Copy !req
42. to the employee
who comes up with an inventionCopy !req
43. that, "embodies the triumph
of the human spirit."Copy !req
44. - Whoa, that is the exact review
I wrote for my barber.Copy !req
45. I mean, this doesn't
just happen, guys.Copy !req
46. - Oh, I know.
- I'm sorry,Copy !req
47. you losers
talking about enteringCopy !req
48. the Wayne Innovation Contest?Copy !req
49. - Excuse me.
Who are you?Copy !req
50. - Zane and Anton,Copy !req
51. two Wayne X asshats.Copy !req
52. Oh, they think they're so coolCopy !req
53. because they work in
a super-elite divisionCopy !req
54. that makes
cutting-edge technologyCopy !req
55. that shapes our future.Copy !req
56. - That actually does sound
pretty cool.Copy !req
57. - It is.
- And they get free soda.Copy !req
58. - We do.
- Why wouldn't we enterCopy !req
59. the Wayne Innovation Contest?Copy !req
60. - Because no one gives a crap
about Wayne Security R&D.Copy !req
61. You make widgets.
You're nobodies.Copy !req
62. - Yeah.Copy !req
63. - Ugh, our division matters.
We are not nobodies.Copy !req
64. - FYI, guys, corporate gave away
your parking spots.Copy !req
65. So starting next week,
you're gonna have to parkCopy !req
66. across the street
under the bridge that leaks tar.Copy !req
67. - Oh.Copy !req
68. - This child-sized car
arrived for you.Copy !req
69. Were you expecting
a full-size oneCopy !req
70. or is it because
your father didn't hug you?Copy !req
71. - My Bugatti is
because my father didn't hug me,Copy !req
72. this is for an actual child.
- But you hate those.Copy !req
73. - I know, but I'm going away
with Chelsea this weekendCopy !req
74. and she's insisting
on bringing her son.Copy !req
75. - Isn't no kids in the agreement
that you make women signCopy !req
76. before you date them?
- No, the agreement statesCopy !req
77. that we can't make any kids,Copy !req
78. but it doesn't accountCopy !req
79. for any pre-existing conditions.Copy !req
80. It's broken
into hundreds of pieces.Copy !req
81. There's a ransom note.
- Those are instructions.Copy !req
82. It's in pieces because
you have to put it together.Copy !req
83. - I can't do this.Copy !req
84. You know, Jackie,
I'm gonna need you to—Copy !req
85. Old girl's still got some moves.Copy !req
86. - I don't know about you guys,
but hearing those Wayne X punksCopy !req
87. tells us we're nobodies got me
really excited for this contest.Copy !req
88. - Oh, it had
the opposite effect on me.Copy !req
89. I am very demoralized.Copy !req
90. - Teddy, what about you?Copy !req
91. Oh, they weren't
referring to me.Copy !req
92. I think it was more like
Steve, Susan, Wendy.Copy !req
93. - Wendy's right there.
- Nah, it's cool.Copy !req
94. I mean, I don't not suck.
- See?Copy !req
95. - What about your heat gloves?
They're amazing.Copy !req
96. Enter those
and we could win this.Copy !req
97. - I mean,
my heat gloves would kill it,Copy !req
98. fo' sho, but I got
a lot on my plate, so...Copy !req
99. - Oh, sure.
I get it.Copy !req
100. You know, I built you up
too much in my head.Copy !req
101. I did the same thing
with the "Hobbit" movies.Copy !req
102. - I am not the "Hobbit" movies.Copy !req
103. - That sounds like something
a "Hobbit" movie would say.Copy !req
104. - I can't argue with that logic.
I'm in.Copy !req
105. Yeah, suck it, Wayne X.Copy !req
106. - I am re-moralized!Copy !req
107. Ooh.Copy !req
108. - Probably need
to make a few tweaks.Copy !req
109. - Yeah.Copy !req
110. - Benny!
Uh, Charles!Copy !req
111. - Uh-oh.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
112. He has the look.Copy !req
113. - The "I'm gonna
blow up your dayCopy !req
114. by making you do some annoying
personal task" look.Copy !req
115. - Hey, guys.
I was wondering—Copy !req
116. - Diarrhea.
- Period.Copy !req
117. Ah, there he is!Copy !req
118. Ron John Silvers.Copy !req
119. Ron-athan Taylor Thomas.Copy !req
120. Linda Ronstadt.Copy !req
121. - If you have to do that,
I'd prefer Ronda Rousey.Copy !req
122. - I have a treat for you.
I need you to build this car.Copy !req
123. - But I was gonna go sledding
for cold season.Copy !req
124. You know I love winter.Copy !req
125. - The thrill of sledding,
that is fleeting,Copy !req
126. but the joy of obeyingCopy !req
127. a direct order
from your superior,Copy !req
128. that lasts forever.Copy !req
129. You the man, Ronda.Copy !req
130. - But, I mean—Copy !req
131. - Okay, this is
prototype number three,Copy !req
132. test number two.Copy !req
133. My assistant Emily will attemptCopy !req
134. to melt the frost
off this car door handle.Copy !req
135. - [exhales, sighs]Copy !req
136. These cold mornings
are the worst.Copy !req
137. Unless...Copy !req
138. And now I can make it
to my grandparents'Copy !req
139. 50th anniversary.Copy !req
140. - I could do
without the backstory.Copy !req
141. - Sorry.
I'm taking an improv class.Copy !req
142. - Okay, so we've mastered
low temperatures.Copy !req
143. Now, let's heat things up.Copy !req
144. - Holy crap.
Teddy, these are a game-changer.Copy !req
145. The judges are gonna
see your gloves and say,Copy !req
146. Wayne Security is
just as relevant as Wayne XCopy !req
147. and the guys who made this is
most definitely not a nobody.Copy !req
148. - Of course I'm not a nobody,Copy !req
149. but you know judges,
they're unpredictable,Copy !req
150. and if they were dumb
and they didn't pick mine,Copy !req
151. I mean, I'm still obviouslyCopy !req
152. immensely talented and—Copy !req
153. oh, my God.Copy !req
154. There's still kernels
left in the bag.Copy !req
155. - So what?
There's always kernelsCopy !req
156. left in the bag.
- Okay, the gloves aren't ready.Copy !req
157. There's not
an even distribution of heatCopy !req
158. and we haven't even checked
to see if you get a rash.Copy !req
159. - They are ready.
- They're not,Copy !req
160. and I can't submit a product
that's not ready.Copy !req
161. It's not fair to the gloves.Copy !req
162. - But two minutes ago,
you just—Copy !req
163. - There's kernels
in the bag, Emily.Copy !req
164. There's kernels in the bag!Copy !req
165. There's kernels
in the bag!Copy !req
166. - What's up, really hot loser?Copy !req
167. You guys get your submission in?Copy !req
168. - Oh, we've got something.Copy !req
169. It is just so ahead of its timeCopy !req
170. we're gonna hold off
submitting it till next year.Copy !req
171. - Admit it.
You're a nobody,Copy !req
172. you work with nobodies,Copy !req
173. and the best you could hope for
is to marry one of us.Copy !req
174. - You know what, Zane?
You're gonna regret saying thatCopy !req
175. because you just
convinced us to submit,Copy !req
176. and we're gonna win.Copy !req
177. It's classic Zane and EmilyCopy !req
178. will they, won't they.Copy !req
179. - Why do you look smugger
than usual?Copy !req
180. Which is already
so incredibly smug.Copy !req
181. - Well, because this division
is going to winCopy !req
182. the Wayne Innovation Prize.Copy !req
183. I submitted Teddy's gloves.Copy !req
184. - Please tell me you didn't.
- Why not?Copy !req
185. - Let me tell you
a little story.Copy !req
186. Five years ago,
Teddy entered a competitionCopy !req
187. to redesign
the Wayne Industries logo.Copy !req
188. - Why are you using
an ominous voice?Copy !req
189. - You'll see.Copy !req
190. He threw himself
into the competition,Copy !req
191. and convinced himself
that he was going to win,Copy !req
192. and then when he didn't,
he lashed out at everyone...Copy !req
193. And started
punishing himself.Copy !req
194. - Oh, come on.Copy !req
195. - He took to wearing
cargo shorts,Copy !req
196. switched to
an AOL email address,Copy !req
197. and used
all of his vacation daysCopy !req
198. to go to Tampa.
- Tampa?Copy !req
199. That's not even the nicest part
of Central Florida.Copy !req
200. Anyways, it doesn't matter
because we're going to win.Copy !req
201. - You better hope so,Copy !req
202. otherwise you're
about to break Teddy.Copy !req
203. Tampa.Copy !req
204. - So, Teddy...
- Uh-huh?Copy !req
205. - I thought
your gloves were brilliant...Copy !req
206. and I entered them
into the contest.Copy !req
207. - I told you they weren't ready
and you went behind my back?Copy !req
208. - Teddy, I—
- Don't "Teddy" me.Copy !req
209. This is the ultimate betrayal.
This is worst than the timeCopy !req
210. that Wendy bought
the same glasses as me.Copy !req
211. That was awful!
- Okay, hold on!Copy !req
212. How would you feelCopy !req
213. if I told you
you're in the finals?Copy !req
214. - I'm in the finals?
- You bet your sweet ass.Copy !req
215. Oh, my God.Copy !req
216. I mean, I didn't even know
there were finals.Copy !req
217. I mean, obviously
they're dope gloves.Copy !req
218. I just didn't know how dope.
Apparently the answer wasCopy !req
219. the dopest.Copy !req
220. Emily, thank you
for making me realizeCopy !req
221. I'm a winner.Copy !req
222. - Or a finalist.Copy !req
223. - Yes!Copy !req
224. - There are no finals.
You just made that up.Copy !req
225. - I didn't know what to do.Copy !req
226. I could see it in his eyes,Copy !req
227. he was already halfway to Tampa.Copy !req
228. It'll all be fine, right?Copy !req
229. - Mom, Dad, yeah.Copy !req
230. I got huge news.
No, not a girlfriend,Copy !req
231. but you're still
gonna be proud of me.Copy !req
232. - I have a feeling this
is all gonna end with a callCopy !req
233. from the Busch Gardens
Coroner's Office.Copy !req
234. It's gonna be cold.Copy !req
235. - Ron!
- Van?Copy !req
236. I thought you were on vacation
with your girlfriendCopy !req
237. and her son?
- We have a problem.Copy !req
238. Evidently, Dylan,
that's a girl's name,Copy !req
239. and she does not like
that car you built.Copy !req
240. - You're just trying
to have sex with my mom.Copy !req
241. - Yeah, we've established that.
Look, I have sent youCopy !req
242. a toy Wonder Woman jet.Copy !req
243. I need you to put that togetherCopy !req
244. and have it couriered to me.Copy !req
245. - Isn't her jet invisible?Copy !req
246. - Yes.Copy !req
247. Assembly is gonna be a bitch.Copy !req
248. - Ron, you have
to set boundaries,Copy !req
249. and not let people
take advantage of you.Copy !req
250. Do you think
I would have stoppedCopy !req
251. having sex in Susan's carCopy !req
252. if she hadn't started
hiding her keys?Copy !req
253. - You still have sex
in Susan's car.Copy !req
254. - The point is he is not gonna
stop taking advantage of youCopy !req
255. unless you push back,
and if you don't push back now,Copy !req
256. one day,
you're going to explode.Copy !req
257. - I appreciate your concern,
but I'm a big boyCopy !req
258. and I know when I'm being
taken advantage of.Copy !req
259. - Fine.Copy !req
260. Hey, can I have your car keys?
- Oh, sure.Copy !req
261. - Huh.Copy !req
262. - Hey, loser.Copy !req
263. You wanna go out with me?
- No.Copy !req
264. Why would you think that?Copy !req
265. - Uh, because
I've been negging you hard.Copy !req
266. All of Reddit said
this would work.Copy !req
267. - What're you doing down here?Copy !req
268. - We won
the Wayne Innovation Prize,Copy !req
269. so we're here to gloat.
- That's right.Copy !req
270. - What?Copy !req
271. - She's not that hot.Copy !req
272. - She is.
- Yeah, she is.Copy !req
273. - Ron, where's Teddy?Copy !req
274. - Uh, he called in sick.Copy !req
275. - Oh, no.
He must be devastated.Copy !req
276. - Wait, no, no, no, no.
No!Copy !req
277. I just finished
putting it together.Copy !req
278. - Teddy.
Oh, thank God you're here.Copy !req
279. For a second I thought
you might have alreadyCopy !req
280. caught a flight to Tampa.Copy !req
281. - I have been meaning
to check out Busch Gardens.Copy !req
282. What're you doing here?
- I know it must really hurtCopy !req
283. that you didn't win
the Wayne Innovation Contest,Copy !req
284. but I just want you to know—
- I didn't win?Copy !req
285. - You didn't know?Copy !req
286. - Teddy, who's this?Copy !req
287. - Oh...Copy !req
288. You have guests.Copy !req
289. - Hello.
I'm Teddy's father, Sunil.Copy !req
290. This is his mother, Nisha,
and his brother Ajay.Copy !req
291. - Are you here
for Ajay's going-away dinner?Copy !req
292. - She's not.
- Where's he going?Copy !req
293. - Outer space.Copy !req
294. - I thought you said
your brother was a doctor.Copy !req
295. - He's an astronaut
and a doctor.Copy !req
296. - The technical term
is space doctor.Copy !req
297. - What were you saying
about Teddy and that contest?Copy !req
298. - Did he win?
- Well, you know,Copy !req
299. winning is really just
a social con—Copy !req
300. - I lost, and I'm so glad that
we're all here for this momentCopy !req
301. when I found out.
- Teddy, do you mindCopy !req
302. keeping it down?
I gotta take this.Copy !req
303. - This is my apartment,
all right?Copy !req
304. Your dumb friends can wait.Copy !req
305. - Mr. President.Copy !req
306. Yes, thank you.
Thank you, sir.Copy !req
307. - Hey.Copy !req
308. - Hey.Copy !req
309. - So I just wanna sayCopy !req
310. I am really sorry.Copy !req
311. - Don't be.
It's totally fine.Copy !req
312. - It is?Copy !req
313. - Emily, I'm a grown man.Copy !req
314. All right?
It's just a stupid contest.Copy !req
315. I'll get 'em next year.Copy !req
316. - Oh.
Okay, cool.Copy !req
317. Well, in that case, we could
use your help on a redesign.Copy !req
318. - I would love
to take a look at it.Copy !req
319. - That is a great attitude,
Teddy.Copy !req
320. You seem fine
and I did nothing wrong.Copy !req
321. So, as you can see,Copy !req
322. the packaging
of this fear gas detectorCopy !req
323. needs a little work.
- Mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.Copy !req
324. Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Okay.Copy !req
325. I have a great idea.Copy !req
326. What if instead
of using molded plastic,Copy !req
327. we use...Copy !req
328. This hamburger wrapper.Copy !req
329. - Oh, like a very thin
recyclable material?Copy !req
330. - Nuh, nuh, nuh.
I mean this literal pieceCopy !req
331. of ketchup-stained garbageCopy !req
332. because obviouslyCopy !req
333. Wayne Industries
doesn't appreciate qualityCopy !req
334. or craftsmanship
or aesthetics whatsoever.Copy !req
335. So a garbage companyCopy !req
336. gets a garbage wrapper.Copy !req
337. - I didn't wanna say this
in front of Teddy,Copy !req
338. but I don't think
the wrapper's a good idea.Copy !req
339. - That's right, Mr. Sled,Copy !req
340. you and I have a dateCopy !req
341. with the big ol' hill
by City Hall.Copy !req
342. You said it, Ron.Copy !req
343. Nothing's gonna
ruin our fun today.Copy !req
344. I love you.Copy !req
345. Don't do it, Ron.Copy !req
346. - The sled's right.Copy !req
347. Nothing good can come
from answering that call.Copy !req
348. - Oh, you two are
just overreacting.Copy !req
349. He's probably just calling
to say thank you.Copy !req
350. - Ronda Sykes.Copy !req
351. Hey, thank you so much
for you hard work.Copy !req
352. - You're welcome, Van.Copy !req
353. - Ronda, I need you
to build four moreCopy !req
354. of those girl jets
you can't see.Copy !req
355. Evidently Dylan has a "squad"
and they have "goals."Copy !req
356. One of which is
posting pictures to InstagramCopy !req
357. with the hashtag
#BitchYouCantAffordThis.Copy !req
358. And then
they do this snap emoji.Copy !req
359. I'm really coming around
on these kids.Copy !req
360. - Yeah, but I was
just about to go sleddingCopy !req
361. in this adorable outfit.Copy !req
362. - Well, you can wear
the adorable outfitCopy !req
363. while you put together
those planes.Copy !req
364. - No.Copy !req
365. - I'm getting bad reception.Copy !req
366. It sounded like you said "no."Copy !req
367. - I did say no
because that's not my job.Copy !req
368. - Ron, neither is
giving Dylan braids,Copy !req
369. but this morning,
I did it.Copy !req
370. - You ruined it.Copy !req
371. - That is the perfect fishtailCopy !req
372. and you know it!Copy !req
373. Listen, Ron,
just build the planes.Copy !req
374. Snap, snap, snap emojis.Copy !req
375. - No, you listen.
How 'bout noCopy !req
376. because I don't wanna do it?
In fact, I didn't wanna doCopy !req
377. any of the stupid crap
you asked me to do.Copy !req
378. Not for you,
not for Dylan,Copy !req
379. and certainly not for her squad!
- You listen to me—Copy !req
380. It is possible I'm botheredCopy !req
381. by people
taking advantage of me.Copy !req
382. - No.Copy !req
383. - Establishment is dead!
Establishment is dead!Copy !req
384. No one understands me!
Establishment is dead!Copy !req
385. - How long is he going
to be like this?Copy !req
386. - Well, last time, he requested
no eye contact for eight months,Copy !req
387. but it was
a good year and a halfCopy !req
388. before he stopped listening
to speed metal.Copy !req
389. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
390. - Establishment is dead!Copy !req
391. - Teddy, your gloves are great.Copy !req
392. You should be really proud,Copy !req
393. but you need to accept the fact
that they didn't winCopy !req
394. and move on.Copy !req
395. - No, my gloves were
a masterpiece.Copy !req
396. I should have won.
It was rigged.Copy !req
397. - Establishment is dead!Copy !req
398. No one understands me!
Establishment is dead!Copy !req
399. - Establishment is dead!
Establishment is dead!Copy !req
400. No one understands me!
Establishment is dead!Copy !req
401. - I didn't wanna have
to do this,Copy !req
402. but there's something
you need to see.Copy !req
403. - Hello, Teddy.Copy !req
404. This is the winnerCopy !req
405. of the Wayne Innovation Prize.Copy !req
406. This guy won?Copy !req
407. Okay, there's no way
somebody this good-lookingCopy !req
408. could invent something
better than these.Copy !req
409. - No, he didn't invent something
better than those,Copy !req
410. he is the invention.Copy !req
411. - Are you checking out
our robot?Copy !req
412. - It's not that cool.Copy !req
413. - Would you like me
to be cooler?Copy !req
414. I hear The Strokes are playing
a secret show tonightCopy !req
415. in Joaquin Phoenix's backyard.Copy !req
416. - Oh, yeah, those mittens
are super dope too, bro.Copy !req
417. - [scoffs, chortles]Copy !req
418. - Teddy—Copy !req
419. Oh.Copy !req
420. - See, this is why
I didn't want to submit,Copy !req
421. but you went behind my back
and you did it anyway.Copy !req
422. - I was doing it for you.Copy !req
423. - No, you did it for you.Copy !req
424. You didn't like
that you were in chargeCopy !req
425. of a division of nobodies.Copy !req
426. - Well, maybe we wouldn't
be a division of nobodiesCopy !req
427. if we had less pouty babiesCopy !req
428. and more people
like your brother.Copy !req
429. Went too far.
Already regret it.Copy !req
430. - Get out of here.
Frostbite is—Copy !req
431. - Wow, really puts things
in perspective.Copy !req
432. I can't even remember
what we were talking about.Copy !req
433. - Oh, you were saying that you
wished you'd hired my brotherCopy !req
434. instead of me.
- Was that today?Copy !req
435. - Oh, crap, the handle's frozen.Copy !req
436. Teddy...
- What?Copy !req
437. - Your gloves.Copy !req
438. We can use them
to unfreeze the handle.Copy !req
439. Yes!Copy !req
440. - Or unfreeze Crimson Fox.Copy !req
441. - Yeah, here we go.
- Okay.Copy !req
442. Oh, my God, it's working.
- Of course it's working.Copy !req
443. I set it to Deep Fried Turkey.
- Oh.Copy !req
444. You know, you were right.Copy !req
445. I entered the contest for me.
I'm sorry, Teddy.Copy !req
446. I didn't bust my ass
my whole lifeCopy !req
447. to hear those Wayne X dicks
tell me I'm a nobody.Copy !req
448. - Try being reminded
you're a nobodyCopy !req
449. every single time
you talk to your parents.Copy !req
450. - Oh, trust me.
I know how hard it isCopy !req
451. to live in a sibling's shadow.Copy !req
452. - Oh, yeah,
what does your sister do?Copy !req
453. - She's a dog walker.Copy !req
454. I just know it's
really hard for her sometimes.Copy !req
455. - You don't know what it's like.Copy !req
456. You're my space-doctor brother,Copy !req
457. which makes me
your dog-walking little sister.Copy !req
458. - And she's a great person
who's capable of great things.Copy !req
459. Just like you.
- Right.Copy !req
460. I'm gonna be here my whole life
while my brother'sCopy !req
461. performing open-heart surgery
at zero gravity.Copy !req
462. - Well, we'll both be here,Copy !req
463. and for what it's worth,Copy !req
464. I'm glad I'm here with you.Copy !req
465. - Oops.Copy !req
466. - Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
467. That was brutal.
- Sorry.Copy !req
468. Must have been very cold.Copy !req
469. - No, I meant listening
to that conversation.Copy !req
470. The gloves are cool though.
Can I have those?Copy !req
471. Yeah, I mean, you—Copy !req
472. you gonna use 'em to,
like, fight crime and stuff?Copy !req
473. - No, I'm gonna use them
to make popcorn.Copy !req
474. Of course I'm gonna use them
to fight crime, you dink.Copy !req
475. - Okay.Copy !req
476. - Van?Copy !req
477. I want to apologize
for my outburst.Copy !req
478. - You embarrassed me
in front of Dylan and her squad.Copy !req
479. - I'm sorry.
It's just that I learned thatCopy !req
480. I can say no
and still be a nice personCopy !req
481. because I also need
to be nice to myself.Copy !req
482. - I'm sorry too.Copy !req
483. I'm used to bossing
servants around.Copy !req
484. They're who raised me.
My father was always working.Copy !req
485. He was too busy
to spend time with meCopy !req
486. or teach me how to build things.
- That's so sad.Copy !req
487. Except the cartoonish level
of opulence.Copy !req
488. - Yeah, that was pretty cool.Copy !req
489. The one thing I wanted
my entire childhood,Copy !req
490. it was a dream really,
was to buildCopy !req
491. a tree house with my father.Copy !req
492. He promised,
but year after year,Copy !req
493. that dream was crushed.Copy !req
494. - Well, Van, we're gonna
build you that tree house.Copy !req
495. - Oh, no,
I cannot let you do that.Copy !req
496. - No, no, no, you just
pick the tree, and it's yours.Copy !req
497. I'm gonna get started
on the blueprints.Copy !req
498. I'm gonna make your dreams
come true.Copy !req
499. - Thank you, Ron!Copy !req
500. Whatever your last name is.Copy !req
501. Dylan.
Hey, I found somebodyCopy !req
502. to build your stupid tree house.
Now you make good on our deal,Copy !req
503. and you let me and your mom have
a little bit of grown-up time.Copy !req
504. Yes, I'm talking about sex.Copy !req
505. - With her modern takeCopy !req
506. on a classic apple pie.Copy !req
507. This just in:
cold season is over.Copy !req
508. Crimson Fox defeated
several cold villainsCopy !req
509. using what appears to be
a pair of super-heated gloves.Copy !req
510. - Hey, it's Teddy's gloves.Copy !req
511. Looks like I brought Teddy back.Copy !req
512. - I am a genius!Copy !req
513. Teddy-Ted!
[high-pitch squeal]Copy !req
514. Teddy-Ted!Copy !req
515. - Yeah.Copy !req
516. He's gonna be real easy
to work with now.Copy !req
517. That's funny.Copy !req