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108. - Oh, I'm your friend, and even
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where the Nazis won?
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121. - No, that one goes,
"Ee-yoo-ee-yoo-ee-yoo."
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will go into lock—
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149. - In yo face!
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152. - Well, if it makes you feel
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penises on people's faces.
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165. - Guys, I'm in charge.
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181. - I think we'd all
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229. - That is not the game,
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- Oh, come on,
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275. - Well, I would never
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282. - Well, luckily for you, that is
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Give me some room,
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all right, all right.
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a quantum field synthesizer,
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we can go to the bathroom.
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no food or water.
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machine you love so much.
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- Ah, it's broken.
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322. - Oh, look at that!
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Traitor!
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we are a little stressed.
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and somewhere safe, and—
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Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.
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341. - We don't know what that gas
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John Grisham?
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is safe from your wrath, now?
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on my desert island.
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and what do I get back?
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matching t-shirts!
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- No, no, no, no!
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who will never leave his wife,
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I get all her stuff.
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437. That none of you
ever say thank you.
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438. You know, you complained about
how every retreat sucks,
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439. so I busted my ass to find one
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440. with a
artisanal honey tasting.
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441. You know, crapping all over
other people's tastes
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442. does not mean
you have any, Teddy.
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443. Your track suits make you
look like Daft Punk
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444. without the helmet!
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445. - Ho, ho, ho, ho.
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446. Her mind is gone.
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447. I mean,
she's talking nonsense.
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448. Right, Jackie?
- Emily is not coming in.
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449. Someone's gonna
have to go save her.
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450. Normally, that's be Emily.
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451. - Hmm.
- So are you gonna do it?
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452. - I came up with the idea,
so I've done my part.
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453. - And I also
have a good reason.
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454. Damn it.
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455. You guys don't want to be
adults about this?
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456. Maybe duck-duck-goose, or—
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457. - All right, okay.
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458. Now, if you get into
any trouble,
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459. two tugs and we'll pull you out.
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460. - Lure her in with
this cherry Danish.
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461. I've got nothing.
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462. Still nothing.
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463. Oh, wait a minute.
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464. I see something.
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465. Oh, hello, Emily.
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466. Would you like a cherry Danish?
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467. - Get him!
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468. - Pull me back in, Teddy!
- Go!
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469. - A little help, a little help—
- You got it, you got it!
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470. You got this.
- A little help?
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471. - I'd help, but—
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472. Pull it!
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473. You've got this!
- I don't want
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474. your stupid cherry Danish!
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475. She was so mean!
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476. Do you think I use
my cuteness as a crutch?
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477. - No, Ron.
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478. - So now what?
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479. The bathroom bucket's gone,
and Emily's about to die.
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480. We need to fix
one of these things.
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481. - You know, I'm not usually one
for making speeches, but, uh...
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482. Do you remember what it was like
before Emily came here?
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483. We were all just
a bunch of strangers
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484. working in the same office...
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485. but then,
a funny thing happened.
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486. A lady named Emily arrived,
and she taught us how to love.
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487. She taught us how to care.
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488. By taking care of all of us.
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489. - Is he doing an accent?
- Yeah.
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490. - But she made us a family,
and family means doing...
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491. even if you're doing something
you might not want to do,
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492. but doing it we're gonna do.
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493. And not just for us...
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494. for Emily!
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495. - That. Was. Beautiful.
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496. - And look at the instrument
I had to play.
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497. - Guys, Van...
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498. slash, Gabe, is right.
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499. I think we know
the sacrifice we need to make
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500. to get Emily back in here.
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501. Oh,
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502. - Hey, hey...
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503. not this time.
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504. - So you really
don't remember anything?
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505. - No, it's a complete blank.
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506. So, even though we never
made it to Coast City,
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507. you guys really think it was the
best retreat you've ever had?
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508. - Oh, for sure.
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509. - And it was all
thanks to you, Emily.
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510. - Thanks, Emily.
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511. - Aw, guys, come on.
You don't need to thank me.
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512. - Sure.
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513. - You know, we appreciate
how much you do for us,
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514. but, like,
you don't have to.
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515. - You're family.
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516. We love you no matter what.
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517. Plus we'd hate for you
to go all psycho on us.
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518. - I don't even know what
that would look like.
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519. But maybe you're right.
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520. I do need to be able
to trust you guys,
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521. and that's part of being
a family too.
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522. - You know, we're thinking
about going to karaoke tonight.
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523. Do you wanna—
- I'm in!
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524. I love karaoke.
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525. - We figured.
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526. - Can we sing Kelly Clarkson?
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527. - Mm-hmm.
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528. Huh.
That's funny.
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