Recess 1x1

Directed by Chuck Sheetz

Sam McMurray as Lt. Griswald (voice) • Mayim Bialik as Kristen Kurst (voice) • Katey Sagal as Flo Spinelli (voice) • Erik von Detten as Erwin Lawson (voice) • April Winchell as Miss Muriel P Finster (voice)

The main kids try to get all the other kids to help rescue T.J. when Miss Finster punishes him by making him miss recess.

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1. WAAH!

2. AAH!

3. URP.

4. TOMATO SURPRISE.

5. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE

6. TO GO BACK IN THE LUNCHROOM.

7. LAST TIME I ATE THIS STUFF, MY GUT WAS ON FIRE.

8. IT'S LIKE ACID.

9. CITRIC ACID, ACTUALLY,

10. AND A CARBON BASE ELECTROMAGNETICALLY HEATED

11. TO CREATE A SYNTHETIC COMPOUND

12. WHICH HAS SOME ADMIRABLE QUALITIES.

13. IT'S OKAY TO EAT?

14. IF YOU LET IT AGE, IT CAN BURN CONCRETE.

15. IT DOESN'T HAVE TOO FAR TO GO RIGHT NOW.

16. THAT'S IT. THIS TIME THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR.

17. THEY'VE BEEN FEEDING US FISH STICKS

18. MADE OUT OF CARDBOARD,

19. MACARONI AND CHEESE STUCK TOGETHER WITH PASTE,

20. AND NOW THIS.

21. IT'S TIME WE GO BACK THERE AND FIND US THE GOOD FOOD

22. THEY'VE BEEN KEEPING FROM US ALL ALONG.

23. YOU GOT TO BE CRAZY.

24. AT LEAST I'LL BE FULL. NOW, WHO'S WITH ME?

25. I'M IN. I'M IN.

26. ME, TOO.

27. GREAT. THEN LET'S GO GET US SOME FOOD.

28. COVER ME. I'M GOING IN.

29. MISS FINSTER, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.

30. T.J. DETWEILER, WE MEET AGAIN.

31. Miss Finster: LET'S LOOK AT A BOY

32. WHO SEEMS TO ENJOY BREAKING SCHOOL RULES,

33. A BOY WHO SCRAWLED CRUDE CHALK CARICATURES

34. ON PRINCIPAL PRICKLY'S DOOR, AND NOW THIS...

35. PILFERING FOOD FROM THE CAFETERIA KITCHEN.

36. WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE WE SHOULD DO

37. WITH A BOY THIS BAD?

38. SAY, I HAVE AN IDEA...

39. NO RECESS.

40. WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST TEAR OUT HIS SOUL?

41. MISS FINSTER, MISS FINSTER,

42. THOSE GIRLS OVER THERE SAID A BAD WORD.

43. GOOD BOY, RANDALL. HERE'S A COOKIE.

44. PSST, T.J.

45. HEY, GUYS.

46. HOW YOU HOLDING OUT?

47. KEEPING BUSY, BUT THERE IS ONE THING

48. I'D LIKE YOU GUYS TO DO FOR ME.

49. WHAT'S THAT?

50. GET ME OUT OF HERE!

51. I'M GOING CRAZY IN HERE, YOU GUYS.

52. I'VE COUNTED THE CEILING TILES 13 TIMES ALREADY.

53. THERE'S 1,678.

54. DO YOU HEAR ME? 1,678!

55. DON'T WORRY, T.J. WE'RE WITH YOU, MAN.

56. YEAH, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,

57. WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

58. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING THERE?

59. SEE YA.

60. YOU GUYS, COME BACK!

61. POOR T.J. HE'S REALLY LOSING IT IN THERE.

62. A KID WITHOUT RECESS...

63. IT'S TOO HORRIBLE FOR WORDS.

64. I SAY WE BUST HIM OUT.

65. AN ADMIRABLE SUGGESTION, SPINELLI,

66. BUT BASED ON MY CALCULATIONS, ANY ATTEMPT OF RESCUE

67. HAS A 70% LIKELIHOOD OF FAILURE.

68. HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.

69. LET'S GO ASK THE GURU KID.

70. OH, GREAT GURU KID,

71. OUR FRIEND HAS BEEN THROWN INTO DETENTION,

72. AND WE KNOW NOT WHAT TO DO.

73. CONSIDER THE BUMBLEBEE.

74. ALONE HE IS WORTH NOTHING,

75. BUT WITH HIS FELLOW BEES, HE BECOMES A SWARM

76. AND ENJOYS BOUNTIFUL QUANTITIES OF HONEY.

77. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

78. DON'T YOU SEE? WE'RE THE BEE.

79. WE CAN'T SAVE T.J. ALONE, BUT IF WE HAD HELP...

80. ACTUALLY, HE MAY HAVE SOMETHING THERE.

81. IF WE WERE ABLE TO GET ALL OF THE OTHER KIDS

82. ON THE PLAYGROUND TO HELP US,

83. OUR LIKELIHOOD OF SUCCESS INCREASES 10% TO 15%.

84. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S GO.

85. THANKS, GURU KID.

86. OH, GREAT GURU KID,

87. HOW CAN I GET AN "A" ON MY SPELLING TEST?

88. CONSIDER THE BUMBLEBEE. ALONE HE IS WORTH...

89. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

90. YOU WANT ME AND SAM TO DIG UNDER THE LUNCHROOM,

91. BREAK THROUGH THE FLOOR, AND BUST T.J. OUT

92. JUST SO HE CAN HAVE RECESS?

93. UM, YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT.

94. NEAT. NEAT.

95. SEE, I TOLD YOU THESE GUYS ARE GOOD.

96. HEY, DAVE, YOU'RE DIGGING THE WRONG WAY.

97. WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?

98. WHO ARE YOU CALLING CRAZY, STUPID?

99. STUPID? I'LL SHOW YOU STUPID.

100. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HELP US, ARE THEY?

101. NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.

102. SWING, SWING, SWING, SWING!

103. THE SWINGER'S ALWAYS UP FOR A NEW ADVENTURE.

104. WHAT'S SHE DOING NOW?

105. TRYING TO GO OVER THE TOP OF THE SWING SET,

106. TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO KID HAS GONE BEFORE.

107. GREAT, BUT WILL SHE HELP US?

108. SURE.

109. AAH!

110. AS SOON AS SHE GETS BACK FROM THE NURSE.

111. I CAN'T BELIEVE

112. WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO KINDERGARTNERS.

113. NO ONE ELSE WILL HELP US.

114. I'VE BEEN STUDYING THESE PRIMITIVE GRADES

115. FOR SOME TIME NOW,

116. AND I THINK I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH THEM.

117. FOLLOW ME.

118. HELLO, KINDERGARTNERS.

119. WE HAVE COME FROM THE LAND OF THE BIG KIDS

120. ACROSS THE WIDE PLAYGROUND

121. TO ASK YOUR HELP.

122. I'M GOING TO TRY THE ALUMINUM FOIL.

123. LOOK, SHINY METAL.

124. DO YOU LIKE THE SHINY METAL?

125. IF YOU HELP US,

126. WE'LL GIVE YOU THE SHINY METAL.

127. WHAT DO YOU SAY, KINDERGARTNERS?

128. LET'S EAT 'EM.

129. RUN!

130. I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM, VINCE.

131. I'M SCARED.

132. BOB'S KING OF THE PLAYGROUND.

133. IF HE HELPS, THE OTHER KIDS WILL FOLLOW.

134. HE BETTER HELP,

135. OR HE'S GOING TO MEET MY FRIEND MADAM FIST.

136. DEALING WITH A KID OF BOB'S STATURE

137. TAKES FINESSE, NOT BRAWN,

138. SO LET ME DO THE TALKING, OKAY?

139. O GREAT KING BOB, OVERSEER OF THE PLAYGROUND,

140. VIZIER OF THE JUNGLE GYM,

141. WE COME TO ASK YOUR ROYAL FAVOR.

142. YOU SEE, MY LIEGE, OUR BEST FRIEND T.J.

143. WAS CAUGHT BY THE FINSTER.

144. WE GOT TO BUST HIM OUT.

145. HEY, GET THAT FIRST GRADER OFF OF MY SAND!

146. HEY, LEAVE ME ALONE.

147. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE, YOUR HIGHNESS,

148. IS THAT WE CAN'T DO IT ALONE.

149. YEAH, WE REALLY, REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.

150. YOU HEAR THAT? THE FOURTH GRADERS NEED MY HELP.

151. HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

152. OF COURSE YOU NEED MY HELP.

153. EVERYONE NEEDS MY HELP. I'M THE KING.

154. GREAT! SO YOU'LL HELP US?

155. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

156. YOU SEE, BEING KING OF THE PLAYGROUND

157. IS A HEAVY RESPONSIBILITY.

158. I MAKE SURE THE FIRST GRADERS DON'T GET TOO UPPITY.

159. I MAKE SURE US SIXTH GRADERS ARE TREATED WITH RESPECT.

160. I CAN'T BE HELPING EVERY KID WITH EVERY PROBLEM.

161. MY ROYAL MIND IS JUST TOO BUSY.

162. YOU UNDERSTAND? TOO BUSY!

163. BUT, YOUR MAJESTY...

164. I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN WORRY ABOUT SOME DUMB KID.

165. SOME DUMB KID?

166. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS CALLING T.J. "SOME DUMB KID"?

167. NOW, SPINELLI, YOU PROMISED.

168. YOU SIT ON YOUR SIXTH-GRADE BUTT

169. RULING OVER THE PLAYGROUND

170. LIKE SOME SORT OF BIG SHOT.

171. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MR. PLAYGROUND KING...

172. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT SOME DUMB KID.

173. SPINELLI! SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT, YOUR HIGHNESS.

174. I HAVE TO CONCUR WITH MY VIOLENT FRIEND.

175. GRETCHEN!

176. I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, SHE IS CORRECT.

177. BOB IS DUMB, AND HE IS A KID.

178. YEAH, AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

179. WE'RE ALL JUST SOME DUMB KID TO SOMEBODY

180. IN THIS CRAZY, MIXED-UP UNIVERSE.

181. MY BIG BROTHER THINKS I'M SOME DUMB KID.

182. MY MOM CALLED ME "SOME DUMB KID" THIS MORNING.

183. EVEN YOU'VE BEEN CALLED "SOME DUMB KID"

184. AT SOME TIME OR ANOTHER, RIGHT, MR. KING BOB, SIR?

185. SO NEXT TIME YOU GO AROUND CALLING A GUY

186. "SOME DUMB KID,"

187. JUST REMEMBER THIS... YOU'RE ONE, TOO.

188. AND LET'S FACE IT, BOB,

189. IF US DUMB KIDS DON'T STAND UP FOR EACH OTHER,

190. WHO WILL?

191. THE GIRL'S RIGHT.

192. KIDS OF THE PLAYGROUND, THE DUMB KID SHOULD BE FREED!

193. 1, 2, 6, 10.

194. 1, 2, 6, 10.

195. 1, 2, 6, 10.

196. UHH! IT'S JAMMED.

197. STAND BACK. I'VE GOT JUST THE STUFF...

198. TOMATO SURPRISE.

199. I'M FREE! I'M FREE!

200. T.J., WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?

201. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THERE?

202. Miss Finster: THAT'S MY QUESTION,

203. BUT SINCE YOU SEEM SO EAGER

204. TO RETURN TO THE CLASSROOM,

205. YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO LEARN

206. THAT RECESS WILL BE OVER JUST ABOUT...

207. NOW.

208. NO. NO.

209. NO!

210. WELL, T.J., WE DID OUR BEST.

211. SORRY WE DIDN'T GET TO YOU IN TIME.

212. YOU GUYS DID SOMETHING MOST KIDS WOULDN'T EVEN TRY.

213. YOU'RE THE BEST FRIENDS A GUY COULD EVER HAVE.

214. THANKS, TEEJ.

215. IT WAS A RELATIVELY ENTERTAINING RECESS.

216. WE HAD UPSIDE DOWN GIRL, THE SWINGER, THE DIGGERS...

217. HEY, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE DIGGERS ANYWAY?

218. OKAY, T.J., WE'RE HERE.

219. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. THIS ISN'T OUR SCHOOL.

220. UH, DAVE, DO THOSE KIDS

221. LOOK LIKE KINDERGARTNERS TO YOU?

222. LET'S EAT 'EM.

223. COME ON, LITTLE GUY.

224. I DON'T GET IT.

225. I'VE BEEN WAITING THREE WHOLE DAYS,

226. AND MY LITTLE PLANT JUST WON'T GROW.

227. HEY, DID YOU REMEMBER TO PUT THE SEED IN?

228. OOPS.

229. EVERYBODY KNOW THE PLAN?

230. GOOD. THEN LET'S DO IT.

231. MISS GROTKE, MISS GROTKE.

232. DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OUR ASSIGNMENT?

233. I'M CLEAR ON THE POSTULATE OF LIGHT AND NO LIGHT.

234. I'M MORE INTERESTED IN THE EFFECTS

235. OF NITROGEN-ENRICHED SOIL.

236. WELL, UH, GEE, UH, I DON'T KNOW.

237. OR PERHAPS A RICHER FERTILIZER

238. LIKE A NITROPHOSPHOROUS BLEND.

239. I'VE ALSO HEARD A RUMOR ABOUT...

240. WHAT THE...

241. RECESS ALREADY?

242. I MUST BE HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY INNER CLOCK.

243. OH, WELL. CLASS DISMISSED.

244. MISS GROTKE, LIEUTENANT GRISWALD, USMC,

245. REPORTING TO DEPLOY MY SON.

246. DEPLOY?

247. MY BOY GUSTAV HAS BEEN ASSIGNED TO YOUR CLASS.

248. ANY GUY NAMED GUSTAV IS BOUND TO BE TROUBLE.

249. WE'RE ALWAYS HAPPY TO WELCOME A NEW STUDENT

250. TO OUR CIRCLE OF FRIENDS. WHERE IS GUSTAV?

251. PRIVATE, REPORT!

252. THAT'S GUSTAV?

253. WELL, MY DUTY HERE IS DONE. MISS GROTKE, BOYS AND GIRLS.

254. WELCOME TO OUR LITTLE CLASSROOM FAMILY, GUSTAV.

255. WHY DON'T YOU DESCRIBE FOR US

256. A BIT OF YOUR PERSONAL JOURNEY?

257. WELL, MY NAME IS GUS,

258. I'VE BEEN TO 12 SCHOOLS IN THE PAST 6 YEARS,

259. AND MY ONLY FRIEND IS A PET SNAKE NAMED HERBERT.

260. UH, MISS GROTKE?

261. YES, WILLIE?

262. CAN WE GO TO RECESS NOW?

263. WHY, CERTAINLY.

264. EXCUSE ME, BUT ISN'T IT KIND OF EARLY FOR RECESS?

265. IT'S PART OF OUR DAILY RITUAL.

266. WE ALWAYS GO TO RECESS AT 10:00.

267. BUT IT'S ONLY...

268. I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND.

269. DARN SOLAR WATCHES. I'M GOING TO STOP BUYING

270. OUT OF THE WHOLE PLANET CATALOG.

271. NOW OVER THERE IS THE JOCK SECTION.

272. YOU COULD GET A NASTY WEDGIE

273. IF YOU CATCH THEM IN A BAD MOOD.

274. T.J., CAN I SPEAK TO YOU IN PRIVATE?

275. SURE. YOU GUYS INTRODUCE GUS TO THE BUG-EATING KID.

276. YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO TALK TO A KID LIKE HIM.

277. A KID LIKE HIM? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

278. YOU KNOW, A NEW KID.

279. I'M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING.

280. THE REST OF THE CLASS ISN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING.

281. WHO'S GOING TO KNOW?

282. OVER THERE IS WHERE THEY KEEP THE KINDERGARTNERS.

283. YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO GO OVER THERE.

284. I'LL SAY. LAST KID WHO WANDERED OVER THERE,

285. THEY NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN.

286. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

287. HE MIGHT HAVE JUST GOT TRANSFERRED.

288. NO, IT'S NOT THAT.

289. I'VE BEEN TO 12 SCHOOLS IN 6 YEARS,

290. AND NOBODY'S EVER BEEN SO NICE TO ME BEFORE.

291. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

292. THERE, THERE, LITTLE GUY. THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW.

293. YEAH. HERE YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE FRIENDS.

294. SIXTH GRADERS!

295. WHO...

296. WHO'S THAT?

297. KING BOB. JUST ACT REAL HUMBLE.

298. DON'T SAY YOU'RE A...

299. HALT! WHO ARE YOU?

300. HEY, THERE, BOB, YOUR MAJESTY, SIR.

301. THIS IS GUS GRISWALD. HE'S, UH, WELL...

302. I'M A NEW KID.

303. WE HAVEN'T HAD A NEW KID AROUND HERE LATELY.

304. WHERE'S THE OLD NEW KID?

305. HERE, YOUR HIGHNESS.

306. NEW KID, YOU ARE NO LONGER THE NEW KID.

307. FROM NOW ON, YOU ARE... YOU ARE...

308. MORRIS P. HINGLE.

309. YOU ARE MORRIS P. HINGLE AGAIN.

310. THANK YOU.

311. OKAY, YOU'RE WELCOME. EASY ON THE RING, HUH?

312. I GOT A NAME! I GOT A NAME!

313. I'M NOT A NOBODY ANYMORE! WHOO!

314. BEHOLD! WE HAVE A NEW NEW KID.

315. FROM NOW ON, HE WILL BE KNOWN AS THE NEW KID,

316. THE NEW KID, AND NOTHING ELSE.

317. HA HA HA. HOW BAD CAN IT BE?

318. WATCH IT, NEW KID.

319. MOVE ASIDE, NEW KID.

320. OUT OF THE WAY, NEW KID.

321. COME ON, NEW KID. I DON'T GOT ALL DAY.

322. TAKEN. TAKEN.

323. TAKEN.

324. BUT WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT?

325. WILLIE. HERE.

326. MEGAN. HERE.

327. NEW KID.

328. HERE.

329. HMM. I'LL TAKE PETEY.

330. I'LL TAKE PHIL.

331. I'LL TAKE DWAYNE.

332. OKAY, THAT'S EVERYBODY.

333. UH, WHAT ABOUT ME?

334. HUH? OH, SORRY, BUT ACCORDING

335. TO THE CONSTITUTION OF THE PLAYGROUND,

336. SECTION THREE, PARAGRAPH TWO, UNDER KICKBALL...

337. AHEM... "NO NEW KIDS."

338. NO!

339. LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.

340. LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE GONE THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT NAMES,

341. AND THEY'VE DONE FINE.

342. OH, YEAH? LIKE WHO?

343. WELL, LIKE THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE,

344. THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER, THE OTHER FOUR GUYS IN THE JACKSON FIVE.

345. I MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT.

346. I'M NOTHING BUT A LOSER, A KID WITH NO NAME.

347. EVEN MY SNAKE WON'T LOOK ME IN THE EYE ANYMORE.

348. SEE YOU GUYS LATER,

349. IF I DON'T SHRIVEL UP AND BLOW AWAY FIRST.

350. DUST IN THE WIND... ALL WE ARE IS DUST IN THE WIND.

351. THAT KID IS REALLY STARTING TO BUG ME.

352. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THEY TOOK AWAY YOUR NAME?

353. RULES OR NO RULES, I WISH WE COULD HELP THE GUY.

354. MAYBE WE CAN HELP HIM.

355. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, T.J.?

356. MAYBE WE CAN GIVE HIM BACK HIS NAME.

357. I GOT SOME FAVORS I CAN CALL IN.

358. A LOT OF KIDS WOULD DO IT FOR NOTHING.

359. HE'LL NEVER BE THE NEW KID AGAIN.

360. HE'LL BE... HE'LL BE...

361. WHAT WAS HIS NAME AGAIN?

362. FAT MAN TO LITTLE BOY... ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

363. ROGER. LITTLE BOY STANDING BY.

364. ROGER. LUCKY LADY STANDING BY.

365. ROGER. MUSIC MAN STANDING BY.

366. ROGER ALREADY. LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

367. OKAY, OPERATION GUSTAV IS A GO. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!

368. HOW'S IT GOING, GUS?

369. OH, UH, FINE, YOU KNOW.

370. HI, GUS. LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE

371. A BEAUTIFUL DAY, EH, GUS?

372. HOP ON THE BUS, GUS.

373. HEY, GUS.

374. WHAT'S HAPPENING, GUS?

375. SIT NEXT TO ME, GUS.

376. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

377. GOING ON? WHY, NOTHING'S GOING ON, GUS.

378. RIGHT THIS WAY, GUS.

379. 2, 4, 6, 8, WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?

380. GUS! GUS! GUS!

381. GEE, MAYBE I AM MORE THAN A NEW KID.

382. MAYBE I AM SOMEBODY. MAYBE I REALLY DO HAVE A NAME!

383. SIXTH GRADERS!

384. BUT... BUT YOU GUYS ALL KNOW ME...

385. BILLY, RACHEL, CLARICE.

386. WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS? YOU KNOW WHO I AM, RIGHT?

387. HOW CAN WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE

388. IF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE, NEW KID?

389. I AM NOT A NEW KID. I AM A HUMAN BEING.

390. DON'T TELL US. TELL HIM.

391. ALL RIGHT, I WILL.

392. GUS, GUS, GUS, GUS, GUS, GUS,

393. GUS, GUS, GUS, GUS,

394. GUS, GUS, GUS.

395. HEY, WHO'S BLOCKING THE WAY DOWN THERE?

396. OH, IT'S YOU, NEW KID. MOVE ASIDE.

397. SORRY, BOB, NOT THIS TIME.

398. WHAT? YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT.

399. OH, YEAH? WELL, JUST WATCH ME.

400. ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN TREATED LIKE A NOBODY,

401. IGNORED BY KIDS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T KNOW ME,

402. GIVEN THE WORST STUFF BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE GOT THERE FIRST,

403. MADE TO EAT PASTE.

404. AND WHY? JUST BECAUSE I WAS THE NEW KID.

405. THEN I COME TO THIS SCHOOL, AND FOR THE FIRST TIME,

406. A BUNCH OF KIDS TREAT ME LIKE A FRIEND.

407. THEN YOU CAME ALONG AND MADE ME A NOBODY AGAIN.

408. WELL, YOU LISTEN HERE, BOB.

409. WHO GRADUATED AND MADE YOU KING?

410. I AM NOT A NOBODY.

411. I AM A SOMEBODY. I AM GUS P. GRISWALD.

412. YOU HEAR ME? GUS P. GRISWALD!

413. SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

414. WELL, I WANT MY NAME BACK. THAT'S MY POINT.

415. OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR NAME BACK.

416. WHAT DO YOU WANT, A PARADE? GET OUT OF THE WAY!

417. YOU HEAR THAT? I GOT MY NAME BACK.

418. I'M NOT A NOBODY.

419. I GOT A NAME. I GOT A NAME!

420. GUS! GUS! GUS!

421. BUT IT'S NOT FAIR.

422. HE ONLY HAD TO BE THE NEW KID FOR A FEW DAYS.

423. I HAD TO DO IT FOR THREE WHOLE YEARS.

424. HEY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING.