1. Faster! He's getting away.
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2. Nobody gets away from
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3. - Got it!
- Surf's up,
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4. but you're going down!
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5. Nice job, Mikayla. On the
arrest and the wordplay.
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6. Thanks, Zane.
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7. What do you say we take
this guy back to the chief
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some fruity tropical drinks?
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10. that's what I
tropi-call a good idea.
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11. Good work, detectives. But
the kingpin of the mob is still out there.
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13. Do you think you
could stop sipping that?
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15. The leader of the mob, a man
known as Big Kahuna, has...
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17. It's gonna be a minute, chief.
That's a pretty whacky straw.
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20. I don't have time for this!
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21. The leader of the mob, a man known
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22. Up north?
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23. Like, by the boardwalk?
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24. He's not on the beach, okay? He's
hundreds of miles away from the beach.
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25. Oh, okay. Great. Only thing left to
do is to wait for him to come back.
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26. Why would he ever come back?
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27. Because this is the beach.
And... and he's not at the beach.
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28. What... I don't
understand your question.
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29. I need you to go help the
police up north catch this guy!
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30. - Have you never left the beach before?
- No.
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31. Uh, we're
beach detectives, chief.
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32. For us, protect and serve
means sunscreen and volleyball
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supposed to mean.
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34. Well that's too bad! You're
leaving tomorrow. Pack your bags.
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36. I don't even
know what that means!
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37. It's French fryday!
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38. My favorite food, and my favorite
themed lunch day of the week.
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39. I love French fries so
much, I can't wait to...
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41. They're gone!
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42. They're all gone!
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43. - bunk.
- Gates.
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44. Zabronsky.
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45. Campbell.
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46. Two trays, Campbell?
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47. Cheer up! We got a new batch
straight from the deep fryer.
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48. French fries!
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49. Oh! These are really,
really hot. Are you okay?
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50. Hospital.
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51. Oh, my goodness.
Let's get you right down...
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54. The volcano's erupting!
Someone do something.
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55. Did someone ask for a hero?
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56. Yeah!
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57. Did someone ask
for a kid sidekick?
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58. - Sure!
- Sure.
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59. Did someone ask
for an upset weirdo?
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60. - No!
- No.
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61. Oh. Guess I'll just
stay here, then.
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67. There's no monster.
I already checked.
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68. You know, when I was your age I was
afraid of monsters under the bed too.
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things. Like my boss.
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scarier than any werewolf.
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73. Mmm. Goodnight, dad.
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75. You better not be
late tomorrow morning.
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76. Welcome to the lodge.
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should put on some more clothes.
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80. Uh, I don't think
I like this place.
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81. - Take your bags, sir?
- Uh, yeah. You know it.
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82. Those bags.
So crazy. See you later.
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83. You must be the
beach detectives, huh?
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84. I'm sergeant around here. Tell me
everything you know about Big Kahuna.
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85. We don't take orders from you.
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86. Don't you jab your finger at me!
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87. I didn't realize I was doing it
because I can't feel my hands.
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88. Oh, my. Gosh. Did you
go outside wearing that?
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89. We were in a car.
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90. Uh, sorry to interrupt, but I need to
report a car parked in the fire zone.
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91. It's a red convertible
full of snow.
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93. then I guess it's not much
of a fire zone, is it? Is it?
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95. - No, sir.
- Darn it!
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97. Guys, I appreciate you coming
all the way up from the beach,
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98. but I honestly don't know how
you're gonna help us solve this crime.
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99. You don't solve crimes.
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100. You just wait for the criminals to
run by you and you go catch them.
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101. - That's the laziest...
- Look!
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102. It's Big Kahuna!
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103. - Sure, why not?
- Let's roll!
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104. Hey! Don't you want a coat?
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105. Yeah, man. "Coats". Pretty wild.
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106. - Who is that guy?
- I don't know, I can't see.
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107. Oh!
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108. Oh, this is from the
designer's daring fall line.
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109. Oh, no.
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110. Ugh. Worried scientist.
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111. That look is so last season.
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112. Oh, I know.
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113. Is that a Hazmat suit?
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114. I haven't seen that before.
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115. It perfectly represents
the isolation we all feel!
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116. I love it. I absolutely must have
one of those suits or I will just die.
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117. Pretty much. Put it on.
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118. Are you okay?
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119. You there, earth
child. I need your help.
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120. Sure. Whatever
you need, I'll do it.
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121. Good. I have traveled across
the stars to keep this safe.
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122. This is the celestial orb.
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123. It grants its user great power.
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124. You must keep it safe from
skulltox the doomstroyer.
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125. You know I'm a kid, right?
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126. Yes, of course. But you're
the only one I can trust.
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127. This orb will give you
amazing superpowers
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128. but the fate of the universe
will rest on your shoulders.
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129. Uh, I'm gonna go get an adult.
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130. No! Adults cannot be trusted.
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131. Oh, I know tons
of adults I can trust.
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132. My mom, my dad.
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133. My brother who's
home from college.
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134. - Now my time has passed.
- My teacher from last year.
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135. Remember, the power is yours.
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136. Defend the orb.
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137. This is definitely not
something a kid should have.
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138. I am skulltox the doomstroyer.
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139. I have come for
the celestial orb.
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140. Uh, okay. Wait. Why
do you have the orb?
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141. Uh, the alien gave it to me.
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142. Yeah, but you're a kid.
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143. I just... why didn't she give it
to an adult is what I'm saying.
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brother who is home from college.
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145. I suggested that!
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146. Okay. Well.
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147. I guess I'm going to
have to fight you for it.
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148. Yep. I'm about to fight a kid.
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149. Not my proudest moment,
but uh... here we go.
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150. No, you can have it.
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151. Here.
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152. Oh, ho! Well, I guess I'm
going to fight a dog now.
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153. Well, yeah. We all
make compromises.
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how that is. I'm a kid.
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156. Well, you'll learn.
Come here, dog.
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157. Where's Big Kahuna? I...
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158. I don't see him.
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160. We'll never get him now.
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161. Actually I think this is something
Mikayla and I have done before.
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162. Leave that on.
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163. No.
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164. - Ready, Mikayla?
- Ready.
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165. Alright, Big Kahuna. You're
about to get beached. Let's do this!
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166. You know, Big Kahuna
might have gotten away,
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used to life up north.
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168. Drinks that are hot.
Skis without boats.
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169. - Cars with roofs. Walls you can eat.
- What?
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170. Oh, Zane. Look.
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171. Chief is on the
news.
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172. We're happy to announce
the arrest of Big Kahuna,
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173. the kingpin of the beach
criminal underground.
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174. He fled the beach last
month, but this afternoon he...
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175. Uh. He came back.
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176. Seriously, why did you
come back to the beach?
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177. I came back to the beach
because I wasn't at the beach.
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178. I don't understand
your question.
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179. See? Just like we said.
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180. Another mystery solved
by the beach detectives!
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181. Now let's solve the mystery
of why we're over here
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182. and those babes are over there.
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183. And also why there's a fire burning inside
the building and nobody seems to notice.
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184. Mikayla, that's what I
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185. Ugh.
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186. - Let's just go back to the beach.
- Yeah.
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187. - Next.
- Um...
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188. Yes, you.
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189. You're the only
other person here.
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190. Hello.
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191. I would like one chicken
sandwich, please.
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193. Number nine,
your order is ready.
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195. One chicken sandwich.
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196. Number nine,
your order is ready.
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197. Hey, lady.
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198. - Your order is ready. Number nine.
- Huh?
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199. No... don't look over
there. I'm talking to you.
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looking around?
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201. You're the only person here.
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your chicken sandwich.
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"order number nine"?
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says, "order number nine"?
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"one chicken sandwich"?
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210. This is your chicken sandwich.
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211. You are order nine.
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220. Exit 9 off route 99.
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222. I don't know!
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225. The box is magic, my child.
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230. The magic was
within you all along.
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timeless entertainment
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232. for an old man and his
mean-spirited friends.
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233. Step
right up, step right up.
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234. Step right up and see
the carnival of jerks!
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236. You'll never see ruder jerks
than these, ladies and gentlemen.
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old secret society that,
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greatest governments on the planet.
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speak our most secret name?
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241. I swear.
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ancient order of the...
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tell anyone our secret name?
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246. Oh, yeah, I'm not
telling anybody.
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247. Should we call for help?
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248. He might hear us. I don't
think he knows we're here.
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249. Oh, no. He's
going into the food!
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taking the last soda.
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252. That is so rude.
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253. That is so rude.
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254. I cannot even manage... Oh, no.
Now he's getting into the trail mix!
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255. He's only
eating the chocolates.
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and he's just glued to my phone.
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here. Like, so rude.
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265. Oh, no. Now he's
going into your tent.
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he's pulling out my acoustic guitar.
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268. 'Cause
everybody loves that guy.
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269. - Wow. What a hairy dummy.
- Yeah, like nobody wants to hear this.
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270. - Nobody.
- No.
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you're being very...
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were done for. Whew!
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279. But wouldn't you know it, the
bear chews with his mouth open.
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280. I'm done.
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281. I am done. That is
so rude. I'm done.
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your order is ready.
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ready, number nine.
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Your order is ready.
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this chicken sandwich.
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you this chicken sandwich?
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the chicken sandwich, lady.
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You can take your break now.
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your order is ready.
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your order is ready.
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want to take your break now.
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296. Oh, great. Thank you.
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your order is ready?
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299. Hmm.
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300. Aw man.
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302. I don't know why you don't
want to watch the sunset with me.
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303. Who doesn't like a sunset?
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304. I used to like them. But honestly
they've been pretty bad lately.
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305. How can a sunset be bad?
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307. Told you.
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310. Ooh, you're gonna pay for that!
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311. Have you recently suffered
injuries due to a bumper car collision?
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312. - Roller skating wreck?
- Hmm?
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carpal tunnel?
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314. I'm attorney Mike disbar,
the hound dog.
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money you deserve.
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316. This is bumper cars.
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318. Don't let justice turn a blind
eye to your pain and suffering.
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320. What are you waiting for? The
call is free. The advice is free.
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hit you won't be.
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322. That seems excessive.
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323. You'll be rich and
he'll be in the ditch.
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325. No, he's my friend. Go away.
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326. Doctor bills. Lawyer bills.
Crippling arcade debts.
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what my previous clients has to say.
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328. Mike the hound dog
helped me sue my best friend.
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329. - And now I have my own luxury bumper car.
- I don't want that.
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330. Mike the hound dog,
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332. That's right. I'll make sure
you get the best doctors.
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you up, that's okay.
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I recommend you.
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sue me, hound dog?
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solicit legal business...
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340. Uh-oh.
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341. - ... from a client directly?
- I gotta go.
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342. Wow. I think that
finally scared him off.
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343. Because if so, you may be
eligible for a class action lawsuit.
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344. - I'm attorney Jeff...
- Wait...
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illegally solicit a client
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solicitation of a client?
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351. Number...
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368. Excuse me, miss?
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370. No, don't look around. I
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