1. Faster! He's getting away.Copy !req
2. Nobody gets away from
the beach detectives.Copy !req
3. - Got it!
- Surf's up,Copy !req
4. but you're going down!Copy !req
5. Nice job, Mikayla. On the
arrest and the wordplay.Copy !req
6. Thanks, Zane.Copy !req
7. What do you say we take
this guy back to the chiefCopy !req
8. and hit the snack shack for
some fruity tropical drinks?Copy !req
9. Hey, Mikayla,Copy !req
10. that's what I
tropi-call a good idea.Copy !req
11. Good work, detectives. But
the kingpin of the mob is still out there.Copy !req
12. We...Copy !req
13. Do you think you
could stop sipping that?Copy !req
14. Whoa, sorry, chief.Copy !req
15. The leader of the mob, a man
known as Big Kahuna, has...Copy !req
16. Why's it still going?Copy !req
17. It's gonna be a minute, chief.
That's a pretty whacky straw.Copy !req
18. The leader of the mob... -Copy !req
19. The leader of a...Copy !req
20. I don't have time for this!Copy !req
21. The leader of the mob, a man known
as Big Kahuna, has been spotted up north.Copy !req
22. Up north?Copy !req
23. Like, by the boardwalk?Copy !req
24. He's not on the beach, okay? He's
hundreds of miles away from the beach.Copy !req
25. Oh, okay. Great. Only thing left to
do is to wait for him to come back.Copy !req
26. Why would he ever come back?Copy !req
27. Because this is the beach.
And... and he's not at the beach.Copy !req
28. What... I don't
understand your question.Copy !req
29. I need you to go help the
police up north catch this guy!Copy !req
30. - Have you never left the beach before?
- No.Copy !req
31. Uh, we're
beach detectives, chief.Copy !req
32. For us, protect and serve
means sunscreen and volleyballCopy !req
33. not whatever it's
supposed to mean.Copy !req
34. Well that's too bad! You're
leaving tomorrow. Pack your bags.Copy !req
35. "Pack my bags"? "Pack my bags"?Copy !req
36. I don't even
know what that means!Copy !req
37. It's French fryday!Copy !req
38. My favorite food, and my favorite
themed lunch day of the week.Copy !req
39. I love French fries so
much, I can't wait to...Copy !req
40. Oh. The French fries...Copy !req
41. They're gone!Copy !req
42. They're all gone!Copy !req
43. - bunk.
- Gates.Copy !req
44. Zabronsky.Copy !req
45. Campbell.Copy !req
46. Two trays, Campbell?Copy !req
47. Cheer up! We got a new batch
straight from the deep fryer.Copy !req
48. French fries!Copy !req
49. Oh! These are really,
really hot. Are you okay?Copy !req
50. Hospital.Copy !req
51. Oh, my goodness.
Let's get you right down...Copy !req
52. Wait.Copy !req
53. Okay. Hospital.Copy !req
54. The volcano's erupting!
Someone do something.Copy !req
55. Did someone ask for a hero?Copy !req
56. Yeah!Copy !req
57. Did someone ask
for a kid sidekick?Copy !req
58. - Sure!
- Sure.Copy !req
59. Did someone ask
for an upset weirdo?Copy !req
60. - No!
- No.Copy !req
61. Oh. Guess I'll just
stay here, then.Copy !req
62. Yep.Copy !req
63. Bedtime, kiddo.Copy !req
64. Dad...Copy !req
65. Can you check under the bed?Copy !req
66. I'm scared there's a werewolf.Copy !req
67. There's no monster.
I already checked.Copy !req
68. You know, when I was your age I was
afraid of monsters under the bed too.Copy !req
69. But not anymore?Copy !req
70. Nope.Copy !req
71. Now I'm afraid of grown-up
things. Like my boss.Copy !req
72. He can be
scarier than any werewolf.Copy !req
73. Mmm. Goodnight, dad.Copy !req
74. Go to sleep, Johnson.Copy !req
75. You better not be
late tomorrow morning.Copy !req
76. Welcome to the lodge.Copy !req
77. Pretty cold out there. You
should put on some more clothes.Copy !req
78. Put on more clothes?Copy !req
79. I know. I heard it too.Copy !req
80. Uh, I don't think
I like this place.Copy !req
81. - Take your bags, sir?
- Uh, yeah. You know it.Copy !req
82. Those bags.
So crazy. See you later.Copy !req
83. You must be the
beach detectives, huh?Copy !req
84. I'm sergeant around here. Tell me
everything you know about Big Kahuna.Copy !req
85. We don't take orders from you.Copy !req
86. Don't you jab your finger at me!Copy !req
87. I didn't realize I was doing it
because I can't feel my hands.Copy !req
88. Oh, my. Gosh. Did you
go outside wearing that?Copy !req
89. We were in a car.Copy !req
90. Uh, sorry to interrupt, but I need to
report a car parked in the fire zone.Copy !req
91. It's a red convertible
full of snow.Copy !req
92. Well, if the snow hasn't meltedCopy !req
93. then I guess it's not much
of a fire zone, is it? Is it?Copy !req
94. Huh? Is it? Am I poking you?Copy !req
95. - No, sir.
- Darn it!Copy !req
96. Go get some medical blankets.Copy !req
97. Guys, I appreciate you coming
all the way up from the beach,Copy !req
98. but I honestly don't know how
you're gonna help us solve this crime.Copy !req
99. You don't solve crimes.Copy !req
100. You just wait for the criminals to
run by you and you go catch them.Copy !req
101. - That's the laziest...
- Look!Copy !req
102. It's Big Kahuna!Copy !req
103. - Sure, why not?
- Let's roll!Copy !req
104. Hey! Don't you want a coat?Copy !req
105. Yeah, man. "Coats". Pretty wild.Copy !req
106. - Who is that guy?
- I don't know, I can't see.Copy !req
107. Oh!Copy !req
108. Oh, this is from the
designer's daring fall line.Copy !req
109. Oh, no.Copy !req
110. Ugh. Worried scientist.Copy !req
111. That look is so last season.Copy !req
112. Oh, I know.Copy !req
113. Is that a Hazmat suit?Copy !req
114. I haven't seen that before.Copy !req
115. It perfectly represents
the isolation we all feel!Copy !req
116. I love it. I absolutely must have
one of those suits or I will just die.Copy !req
117. Pretty much. Put it on.Copy !req
118. Are you okay?Copy !req
119. You there, earth
child. I need your help.Copy !req
120. Sure. Whatever
you need, I'll do it.Copy !req
121. Good. I have traveled across
the stars to keep this safe.Copy !req
122. This is the celestial orb.Copy !req
123. It grants its user great power.Copy !req
124. You must keep it safe from
skulltox the doomstroyer.Copy !req
125. You know I'm a kid, right?Copy !req
126. Yes, of course. But you're
the only one I can trust.Copy !req
127. This orb will give you
amazing superpowersCopy !req
128. but the fate of the universe
will rest on your shoulders.Copy !req
129. Uh, I'm gonna go get an adult.Copy !req
130. No! Adults cannot be trusted.Copy !req
131. Oh, I know tons
of adults I can trust.Copy !req
132. My mom, my dad.Copy !req
133. My brother who's
home from college.Copy !req
134. - Now my time has passed.
- My teacher from last year.Copy !req
135. Remember, the power is yours.Copy !req
136. Defend the orb.Copy !req
137. This is definitely not
something a kid should have.Copy !req
138. I am skulltox the doomstroyer.Copy !req
139. I have come for
the celestial orb.Copy !req
140. Uh, okay. Wait. Why
do you have the orb?Copy !req
141. Uh, the alien gave it to me.Copy !req
142. Yeah, but you're a kid.Copy !req
143. I just... why didn't she give it
to an adult is what I'm saying.Copy !req
144. Like... like your parents. Or you
brother who is home from college.Copy !req
145. I suggested that!Copy !req
146. Okay. Well.Copy !req
147. I guess I'm going to
have to fight you for it.Copy !req
148. Yep. I'm about to fight a kid.Copy !req
149. Not my proudest moment,
but uh... here we go.Copy !req
150. No, you can have it.Copy !req
151. Here.Copy !req
152. Oh, ho! Well, I guess I'm
going to fight a dog now.Copy !req
153. Well, yeah. We all
make compromises.Copy !req
154. You know how it is.Copy !req
155. No, I don't know
how that is. I'm a kid.Copy !req
156. Well, you'll learn.
Come here, dog.Copy !req
157. Where's Big Kahuna? I...Copy !req
158. I don't see him.Copy !req
159. There! He's getting away.Copy !req
160. We'll never get him now.Copy !req
161. Actually I think this is something
Mikayla and I have done before.Copy !req
162. Leave that on.Copy !req
163. No.Copy !req
164. - Ready, Mikayla?
- Ready.Copy !req
165. Alright, Big Kahuna. You're
about to get beached. Let's do this!Copy !req
166. You know, Big Kahuna
might have gotten away,Copy !req
167. but I could get
used to life up north.Copy !req
168. Drinks that are hot.
Skis without boats.Copy !req
169. - Cars with roofs. Walls you can eat.
- What?Copy !req
170. Oh, Zane. Look.Copy !req
171. Chief is on the
news.Copy !req
172. We're happy to announce
the arrest of Big Kahuna,Copy !req
173. the kingpin of the beach
criminal underground.Copy !req
174. He fled the beach last
month, but this afternoon he...Copy !req
175. Uh. He came back.Copy !req
176. Seriously, why did you
come back to the beach?Copy !req
177. I came back to the beach
because I wasn't at the beach.Copy !req
178. I don't understand
your question.Copy !req
179. See? Just like we said.Copy !req
180. Another mystery solved
by the beach detectives!Copy !req
181. Now let's solve the mystery
of why we're over hereCopy !req
182. and those babes are over there.Copy !req
183. And also why there's a fire burning inside
the building and nobody seems to notice.Copy !req
184. Mikayla, that's what I
tropi-call a good idea.Copy !req
185. Ugh.Copy !req
186. - Let's just go back to the beach.
- Yeah.Copy !req
187. - Next.
- Um...Copy !req
188. Yes, you.Copy !req
189. You're the only
other person here.Copy !req
190. Hello.Copy !req
191. I would like one chicken
sandwich, please.Copy !req
192. It'll be a minute.Copy !req
193. Number nine,
your order is ready.Copy !req
194. Huh?Copy !req
195. One chicken sandwich.Copy !req
196. Number nine,
your order is ready.Copy !req
197. Hey, lady.Copy !req
198. - Your order is ready. Number nine.
- Huh?Copy !req
199. No... don't look over
there. I'm talking to you.Copy !req
200. Why are you still
looking around?Copy !req
201. You're the only person here.Copy !req
202. Which means you're number nine.Copy !req
203. Which means this is
your chicken sandwich.Copy !req
204. Yes. Good.Copy !req
205. Look at your receipt.Copy !req
206. You see where it says,
"order number nine"?Copy !req
207. No? You don't see where it
says, "order number nine"?Copy !req
208. Right below where it says,
"one chicken sandwich"?Copy !req
209. Which is this chicken sandwich.Copy !req
210. This is your chicken sandwich.Copy !req
211. You are order nine.Copy !req
212. Can you hear me?Copy !req
213. Can you hear anything?Copy !req
214. Hello?Copy !req
215. Okay. I guess she can hear.Copy !req
216. Maybe she doesn't know numbers?Copy !req
217. That's right.Copy !req
218. My address is 999, 9th street.Copy !req
219. Apartment 9.Copy !req
220. Exit 9 off route 99.Copy !req
221. What is going on?Copy !req
222. I don't know!Copy !req
223. Step right up, step right up.Copy !req
224. Step right up and behold.Copy !req
225. The box is magic, my child.Copy !req
226. Open it if you dare.Copy !req
227. Go on.Copy !req
228. I can't get it.Copy !req
229. Oh. Don't you see, young lady?Copy !req
230. The magic was
within you all along.Copy !req
231. The magic of creating
timeless entertainmentCopy !req
232. for an old man and his
mean-spirited friends.Copy !req
233. Step
right up, step right up.Copy !req
234. Step right up and see
the carnival of jerks!Copy !req
235. The rudest jerks in the land.Copy !req
236. You'll never see ruder jerks
than these, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
237. We are a 1,000 year
old secret society that,Copy !req
238. from the shadows, controls the
greatest governments on the planet.Copy !req
239. As our newest inductee,Copy !req
240. do you swear to never
speak our most secret name?Copy !req
241. I swear.Copy !req
242. Then welcome to the
ancient order of the...Copy !req
243. Butt clown dummy dumbos.Copy !req
244. Hmm.Copy !req
245. You really promise you won't
tell anyone our secret name?Copy !req
246. Oh, yeah, I'm not
telling anybody.Copy !req
247. Should we call for help?Copy !req
248. He might hear us. I don't
think he knows we're here.Copy !req
249. Oh, no. He's
going into the food!Copy !req
250. He's taking a soda.Copy !req
251. He's
taking the last soda.Copy !req
252. That is so rude.Copy !req
253. That is so rude.Copy !req
254. I cannot even manage... Oh, no.
Now he's getting into the trail mix!Copy !req
255. He's only
eating the chocolates.Copy !req
256. This is unbelievable.Copy !req
257. Ugh, he's so rude. Right?Copy !req
258. Yes.Copy !req
259. Gosh.Copy !req
260. Now he's got your phone!Copy !req
261. This is just so rude.Copy !req
262. We're surrounded by nature
and he's just glued to my phone.Copy !req
263. It's like we're not even
here. Like, so rude.Copy !req
264. So rude.Copy !req
265. Oh, no. Now he's
going into your tent.Copy !req
266. You have got to be... Oh and
he's pulling out my acoustic guitar.Copy !req
267. Hey, cool move!Copy !req
268. 'Cause
everybody loves that guy.Copy !req
269. - Wow. What a hairy dummy.
- Yeah, like nobody wants to hear this.Copy !req
270. - Nobody.
- No.Copy !req
271. You know what?Copy !req
272. I'm gonna go over there
and say something to him.Copy !req
273. You totally should.Copy !req
274. Excuse me? Hi. Listen,
you're being very...Copy !req
275. Oh, no. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
276. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.Copy !req
277. I thought for sure you
were done for. Whew!Copy !req
278. I did too.Copy !req
279. But wouldn't you know it, the
bear chews with his mouth open.Copy !req
280. I'm done.Copy !req
281. I am done. That is
so rude. I'm done.Copy !req
282. Number nine,
your order is ready.Copy !req
283. Your order is
ready, number nine.Copy !req
284. Come on, lady.
Your order is ready.Copy !req
285. I want to give you
this chicken sandwich.Copy !req
286. This is your chicken sandwich.Copy !req
287. Why won't you let me give
you this chicken sandwich?Copy !req
288. Why is this happening?Copy !req
289. You're number nine!Copy !req
290. This is your order.Copy !req
291. Please, just... Just come get
the chicken sandwich, lady.Copy !req
292. Thanks for covering me.
You can take your break now.Copy !req
293. Number nine,
your order is ready.Copy !req
294. I repeat. Order nine,
your order is ready.Copy !req
295. I can cover for you if you
want to take your break now.Copy !req
296. Oh, great. Thank you.Copy !req
297. Uh, what?Copy !req
298. Number nine,
your order is ready?Copy !req
299. Hmm.Copy !req
300. Aw man.Copy !req
301. Okay, that... That's ridiculous.Copy !req
302. I don't know why you don't
want to watch the sunset with me.Copy !req
303. Who doesn't like a sunset?Copy !req
304. I used to like them. But honestly
they've been pretty bad lately.Copy !req
305. How can a sunset be bad?Copy !req
306. Brown?Copy !req
307. Told you.Copy !req
308. Stupid sun.Copy !req
309. Ooh! Yeah!Copy !req
310. Ooh, you're gonna pay for that!Copy !req
311. Have you recently suffered
injuries due to a bumper car collision?Copy !req
312. - Roller skating wreck?
- Hmm?Copy !req
313. Or pinball-related
carpal tunnel?Copy !req
314. I'm attorney Mike disbar,
the hound dog.Copy !req
315. I'll fight to get you the
money you deserve.Copy !req
316. This is bumper cars.Copy !req
317. No thanks.Copy !req
318. Don't let justice turn a blind
eye to your pain and suffering.Copy !req
319. Here. Take my card.Copy !req
320. What are you waiting for? The
call is free. The advice is free.Copy !req
321. But the guy who
hit you won't be.Copy !req
322. That seems excessive.Copy !req
323. You'll be rich and
he'll be in the ditch.Copy !req
324. A dark ditch.Copy !req
325. No, he's my friend. Go away.Copy !req
326. Doctor bills. Lawyer bills.
Crippling arcade debts.Copy !req
327. I'll fight for you. Just listen to
what my previous clients has to say.Copy !req
328. Mike the hound dog
helped me sue my best friend.Copy !req
329. - And now I have my own luxury bumper car.
- I don't want that.Copy !req
330. Mike the hound dog,
Is looking out for your safety.Copy !req
331. Mom, I'm here.Copy !req
332. That's right. I'll make sure
you get the best doctors.Copy !req
333. And if they mess
you up, that's okay.Copy !req
334. I'll also sue the doctors
I recommend you.Copy !req
335. Wait, what? You're gonna
sue me, hound dog?Copy !req
336. That's
called conflict with interest.Copy !req
337. I don't need a lawyer.
Leave me alone.Copy !req
338. Excuse me, miss, but are
you aware that it is illegalCopy !req
339. for an attorney to
solicit legal business...Copy !req
340. Uh-oh.Copy !req
341. - ... from a client directly?
- I gotta go.Copy !req
342. Wow. I think that
finally scared him off.Copy !req
343. Because if so, you may be
eligible for a class action lawsuit.Copy !req
344. - I'm attorney Jeff...
- Wait...Copy !req
345. Are you trying to
illegally solicit a clientCopy !req
346. to sue a lawyer for illegal
solicitation of a client?Copy !req
347. I gotta go too now.Copy !req
348. Number nine,
your order is ready.Copy !req
349. Number nine. Number nine...Copy !req
350. Number nine.Copy !req
351. Number...Copy !req
352. Nine.Copy !req
353. Wait.Copy !req
354. No.Copy !req
355. I wonder if...Copy !req
356. Your order is ready, number...Copy !req
357. Six?Copy !req
358. I am number six.Copy !req
359. Yes.Copy !req
360. Of course you are.
You're number six!Copy !req
361. I am number six.Copy !req
362. Yes! Exactly.Copy !req
363. One chicken sandwich
for order number six.Copy !req
364. Here you go. Enjoy your meal.Copy !req
365. Uh. Excuse me, miss?Copy !req
366. My sandwich is cold.Copy !req
367. Uh, miss?Copy !req
368. Excuse me, miss?Copy !req
369. Excuse me.Copy !req
370. No, don't look around. I
am the one talking to you.Copy !req
371. Miss? Excuse me.Copy !req
372. Oh, I get it. It
was upside down.Copy !req
373. Heh. That's funny.Copy !req
374. That's what I
tropi-call a good idea.Copy !req