1. Previously on Riverdale...
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2. Isn't it something
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3. the Serpents would do?
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4. - Why'd you do it?
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5. - To cause chaos.
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6. So Hiram Lodge asked you
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7. to start a mutiny.
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8. It's an eviction notice.
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9. My woman's intuition
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10. told me Sheriff Keller
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11. was having an affair
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12. with Mayor McCoy.
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13. I have some out-of-town
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14. guests coming in.
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15. I'm hosting a little
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16. poker game at Pop's.
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17. Poppa Poutine was found
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18. dead in his hotel room
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19. less than an hour ago,
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20. shot in the back of the head.
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21. Good night, Chic.
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22. You'll be safe here.
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23. He has to go, Alice.
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24. I threw you out once,
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25. I'll do it again.
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26. I want all of you tonight.
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27. Is Chic home?
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28. Mom...
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29. What... What happened?
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30. No, no. Don't come any closer.
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31. Don't... Don't touch anything.
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32. He tried to hurt me
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33. and Chic, your brother...
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34. - No, no, what are you doing?
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35. - I'm calling the police!
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36. No, don't do that.
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37. Do not do that!
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38. Mom, there's a man
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39. on our floor!
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40. If the police come,
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41. they're gonna take
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42. Chic away from me
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43. and I won't let that
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44. happen again.
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45. - Well, if it was
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46. self-defense...
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47. - It was self-defense, right?
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48. - Yes, of course, it was.
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49. - But it won't matter.
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50. - What do we do?
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51. - Just go to your room.
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52. You didn't see anything.
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53. - Mom, let me help you.
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54. No, honey. It's better
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55. if you're not involved.
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56. - It's Dad.
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57. - Don't answer it.
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58. - What if he came—
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59. - Yes, you're right. Answer.
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60. Just... Just act like
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61. everything is normal.
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62. Hi, Dad, what's up?
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63. Oh. Okay,
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64. I'll see you in a bit.
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65. Please tell me
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66. he's not coming here.
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67. Uh, he needs toiletries.
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68. He says he doesn't wanna
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69. get in a fight with you.
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70. - Betty!
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71. - Mom...
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72. We don't know
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73. how much time we have.
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75. help you.
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76. And in one reckless moment...
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77. Bleach is under the sink.
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78. the lives of
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79. the Cooper women
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80. were forever changed.
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81. They were a mother
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82. wanting to protect her son,
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83. and a daughter wanting
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84. to protect her mother,
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85. while less than
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86. 50 yards away...
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87. Once more, you didn't see
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88. or hear Hiram Lodge
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90. or about Poppa Poutine?
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91. Honestly, it seemed like...
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92. - What?
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93. - Like they were friends.
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94. A friend, Archie,
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95. doesn't force you
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97. and shoot you in the back
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98. of the head with a Glock 34.
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99. Maybe it wasn't Mr. Lodge.
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100. I mean, I didn't see him
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101. leave the Pembrooke.
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102. Hiram would've sent someone.
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103. - His capo.
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104. - What's a capo?
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105. If you woke up my dad...
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106. A "capo," Archie, does
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107. the boss's dirty work,
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108. the killing.
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109. Is there someone who's always
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110. hovering around Hiram?
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111. Like a personal assistant,
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112. a driver?
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113. Not that I can think of.
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114. Hello? Betty?
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115. Betty.
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116. Alice.
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117. - Hal.
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118. - Dad.
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119. So, where's Chic?
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120. Upstairs in his room, resting.
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121. What... what's that smell?
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122. Bleach. I spilled tomato soup,
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123. I didn't want it to stain.
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124. Well, it must have been a lot
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125. of soup, because it smells
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126. like a hospital in here.
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127. Dad, do you want me
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128. to get the toiletries for you?
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129. Jug, what's up?
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130. Nothing, I was
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131. just calling to say good night.
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132. And, uh...
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134. - Your dad's gone.
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136. Oh, Jug, uh, I gotta go.
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137. I'll see you tomorrow.
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138. What if someone comes
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140. People go missing every day.
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141. But what if
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143. He didn't strike me
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145. I mean, who walks around
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147. They shut down
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149. decades ago.
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150. This used to be my secret
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151. place as a little girl.
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152. Here, cover it up.
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153. They were
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155. Oh, Harold, everyone's
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159. And you didn't see Chic?
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160. Maybe he was
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161. up in his room.
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163. Tall boy won't be coming
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165. Good.
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166. He was a coward.
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167. You know, riding back,
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168. I was thinking, maybe
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169. I should take a page
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170. from your book and have
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171. a sit-down with McCoy.
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172. Now that we know that
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173. Hiram Lodge is responsible for
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174. what happened to the statue,
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175. I say we show her the head,
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176. appeal to her sense of justice.
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177. What, you don't
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179. Wait a second.
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180. Boy, where the hell
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181. is General Pickens' head?
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182. I don't think we can
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183. interpret the delivery
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185. as anything less than
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186. a declaration of war.
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187. Well, we knew we'd have
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188. to go to war, eventually.
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189. There is, of course,
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191. At Spence, I was
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192. Secretary General
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194. and before declaring war,
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195. we'd always try to
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196. negotiate a settlement.
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197. Now, if I could
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198. broker a detente
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199. between the Contras
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200. and the Sandinistas,
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201. you should be able
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202. to de-escalate relations
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203. with a biker gang.
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204. This isn't high school.
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205. Said the man who just
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206. vandalized a park statue.
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207. You're an excellent
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208. businessman, Daddy.
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209. I'll get them to the table,
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210. all you have to do
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212. We have work to do.
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215. so there are no fingerprints.
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216. Mom?
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219. No.
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220. Mom?
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221. Oh, good, you're up!
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223. I don't like
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224. chocolate-chip pancakes.
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225. Well at least,
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227. You must be starving.
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228. Thank you.
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229. Oh, can I have
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230. the butter, please?
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231. Elizabeth?
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232. Ask who it is.
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233. Who is it?
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234. - Morning.
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235. Just thought I could
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237. Hey, can I talk to you
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238. about last night?
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239. Why? What about it?
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240. Nothing, I just... thought
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241. we had this really nice night,
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242. and you hung up on me, so I...
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243. I kind of got nervous.
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246. I don't know,
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247. maybe it wasn't enjoyable?
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248. Oh, my God! No!
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249. - No, not at all.
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250. Last night was amazing.
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251. There was just a lot
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252. of drama when I got home.
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253. Let me guess, Chic-centric?
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254. It'll be fine.
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255. Just typical
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256. Cooper house lunacy.
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257. So Archiekins, do you regret
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260. The revelation that
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261. my father's more Al Capone
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262. than Eliot Ness?
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263. No. All good on my end.
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264. In that case, just to put it
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265. on your radar,
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266. a low-key turf-war
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267. might be brewing between
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268. the Joneses and the Lodges.
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269. - Veronica, are you trying
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270. to manage me right now?
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271. - Define "manage."
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272. - People are gonna
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274. Jughead, why don't you
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276. and sit down with my dad,
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277. and hash this out like
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279. Okay, one condition.
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280. - Your dad comes to
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281. Sunnyside Trailer Park.
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283. the people that he's
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285. Fine. And trust me,
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287. Oh, my God, did you guys hear?
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288. My dad's scanner's blowing up.
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289. The police found another
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290. dead body this morning,
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291. there's blood everywhere.
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292. Could the Black Hood
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293. have risen from the grave?
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294. - Did they say whose body?
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295. - Where did they find it?
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296. The investigation's ongoing
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297. but apparently,
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298. it was a gruesome,
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299. gangland-style execution
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300. at the motel,
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301. with blood and brains
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302. splattered all over the duvet—
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303. Okay, Kev, we get it.
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305. Oh. Betty, are you okay?
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306. - Do you need some help?
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309. - I said I'm fine!
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312. A bullet to the head?
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315. God, no sooner
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319. somebody dies...
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320. And I'm immediately back
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321. in the place of, "What if
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322. my father's behind this?"
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323. And making matters
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325. I've now dragged you into
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332. - Then choose to believe
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337. - I know that.
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339. - Do I?
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340. Come here.
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341. Riddle me this. What do
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342. Sunnyside Trailer Park,
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345. I'm sure I don't know.
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347. You control them.
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348. The drive-in was shut down
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349. as was Southside High.
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350. Now the trailer park
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351. is in jeopardy.
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352. Can't you just feel
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355. What exactly
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357. If you've been accepting
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359. in exchange for "favors"
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360. such as land deals...
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361. Now is
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363. clean to the public.
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364. - What is this, a bribe?
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365. - Payment.
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366. The FBI always compensates
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367. its informants. Enclosed is
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368. three weeks' salary.
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369. Great.
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370. Now I can replace
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371. the bass drum you trashed.
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372. I'm hoping that payment
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373. will entice you to go
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374. to Hiram Lodge
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376. about Poppa Poutine.
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377. Be a little aggressive,
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378. gauge his reaction,
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380. But if I ask him anything
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382. Come on, Archie.
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383. How many people have
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386. - Thank you for meeting
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387. with me, Mr. Lodge.
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388. - Yeah, of course, Archie.
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389. The article in the Register
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392. Archie, if I may?
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394. But Poutine was rich
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400. not to mention the affairs...
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401. With so many vendettas
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403. a matter of time.
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404. And sadly, his time came
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405. the same night as
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407. But since you brought up
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410. I came to see you.
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411. Has something happened?
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412. Is she all right?
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414. was murdered in Riverdale,
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415. the thought of you, maybe,
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418. And I don't want to overstep,
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423. Hey honey. Perfect timing,
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425. Oh, no, I'm not hungry.
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429. Ready for your
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431. I am. But first,
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432. Archie came by to see me.
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435. - Daddy...
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436. - No, no. It's all right.
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446. No, mija.
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448. You lied to us. That shady guy
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450. He was a drug dealer.
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451. It's all in here.
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456. Betty, why in God's name
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464. No, Mom. I already
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472. Excuse me.
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476. That's enough, Elizabeth.
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484. What, that that person
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487. Frankly, I'm relieved.
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494. What's done is done, Elizabeth.
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500. did you kill or hire anyone
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501. to kill Poppa Poutine?"
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503. - And you believed him?
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504. I did, yeah. I do.
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511. Yeah.
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517. Let me look into it.
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521. - There's no—
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522. - There's no
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526. the Pickens statue.
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527. As an excuse to turn up
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532. I heard about that.
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533. And though it has nothing
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534. whatsoever to do with me,
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535. I've spoken to Mayor McCoy.
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537. to the Southside community,
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538. I'd like to settle any back
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541. - And what do you
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543. - Peace in the land.
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545. - There is one thing.
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550. offer, I'd appreciate it if you
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552. - Sound fair?
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553. - That sounds a lot
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555. - No deal.
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556. See you in the funny pages.
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557. Have you no
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559. What are you going
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561. I just saw Hal Cooper
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566. What if it was
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567. over this?
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568. You're destroying families
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569. with your courtesan ways.
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570. It's different... with Hal.
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571. He's not a client.
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572. It's real.
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573. Mother, he has a wife!
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574. Alice Cooper? That gorgon?
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575. She's not the victim here.
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576. So please, Cheryl,
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577. stay out of it.
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578. Let me tell you two something.
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579. I am this close to telling
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580. that Jones boy everything,
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581. and it'll be a lot worse
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582. for you than it will be for me.
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583. Mayor McCoy!
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584. Wait, what just happened?
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585. Given the hatchet-job
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586. your friend Jughead
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587. is writing about us,
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588. your mother and I feel
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589. it's best to accelerate
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590. our timetable.
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591. So we told Sierra we might
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593. for Southside High,
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594. but typical Sierra, she refused
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595. and demanded that we wait
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596. until after she's reelected.
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597. And she's threatening
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598. to expose us if we
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600. If this isn't handled properly,
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603. If we get her out
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607. do to us would be minimized.
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608. - How? How would you do that?
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610. And let's just say,
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612. of time in cheap motels.
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613. It's time for Operation
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614. Guess Who's Coming To Dinner.
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615. Hey, Vegas! Hey, boy.
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616. Hey, boy...
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617. Dad?
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618. Hey, Arch...
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619. Uh, this is—
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620. Agent Adams.
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621. Nice to meet you.
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622. Your father and I
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623. were just finishing up.
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624. Hello.
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625. Hi, I found this phone
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627. wondering if you knew—
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628. - Hello?
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629. - Hi, I'm so sorry
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630. to bother you.
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631. I think someone
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632. lost this phone.
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633. I was wondering if you
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634. knew who it belong—
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635. - Hello?
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636. Who the hell is this?
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637. Uh, I found this phone—
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638. Cut the crap!
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639. You're the slut he's been
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640. whoring with, aren't you?
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641. - You're why
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642. he's been missing!
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643. - Uh...
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644. You know what?
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645. Tell that scumbag
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646. not to come home.
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647. He's dead to me!
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648. Betty?
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649. Yeah, I'll be right there.
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650. Betty...
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651. What's going on?
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652. What are you
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653. doing out here?
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654. I think I'm going crazy.
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655. Jug, my mom's acting like
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656. everything's normal when...
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657. It's not.
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658. Everything is falling apart.
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659. Everything is falling apart.
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660. I need to tell you something.
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661. - I can't eat,
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662. I can't sleep.
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663. I'm just obsessing
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664. over this shady man,
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665. - his phone and his life.
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666. Meanwhile, my mom's acting
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667. like it never even happened.
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668. God, why didn't
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669. I just call the police?
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670. You still can, Betty.
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671. And you know,
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672. you probably should!
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673. And say what, Jug?
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674. Hey! Either of you know
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675. the owner of that car?
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676. It's been parked there
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677. since the day before yesterday.
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678. Neighbor's complaining.
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679. Yeah, sorry, Officer,
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680. that's my car.
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681. I just can't find my keys.
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682. Street's being cleaned
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683. tomorrow a.m. I'm going
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684. around the block.
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685. If it's still there
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686. in five minutes,
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687. you're getting a ticket.
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688. How fast can you
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689. hot-wire a car?
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690. That agent left.
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691. What did he want?
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692. Apparently,
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693. the FBI is assisting
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694. in a crackdown on
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695. undocumented labor
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696. from Canada.
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697. They think that maybe
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698. over the years I've hired
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699. some of these guys,
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700. paid them cash
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701. under the table.
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702. Yeah, couple of times,
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703. I looked the other way.
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704. But they can't take you down
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705. for that, can they?
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706. Oh sure, they can.
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707. Son, it's the FBI.
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708. They're requesting my files
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709. for the last seven years.
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710. Agent Adams, you stay
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711. the hell away from my dad!
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712. Scary, isn't it? How quickly
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713. I can make things difficult
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714. for you and your father?
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715. You said he'd be protected.
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716. You gave me
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717. a freaking contract!
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718. Archie.
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719. Poutine did not owe
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720. Lenny Kowalski anything
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721. close to $86,000.
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722. I believe you're feeding me
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723. false information
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724. because you're protecting
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725. Hiram Lodge, which means
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726. you're compromised.
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727. Basically, the only thing
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728. you can offer me now is access.
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729. So I need you to wake up,
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730. stop dicking around,
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731. and plant a bug
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732. in Hiram's office.
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733. Then he'll slip up
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734. and say something
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735. incriminating,
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736. and I'll record it
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737. and arrest him.
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738. A nice happy ending.
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739. You and your father
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740. will be safe.
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741. I don't believe you,
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742. that you'll leave me
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743. and my dad alone.
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744. I think you'll do
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745. anything that you can
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746. to destroy Hiram Lodge.
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747. Even if it means
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748. destroying us.
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749. You better make sure
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750. it doesn't come to that.
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751. Back so soon,
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752. Mr. Cooper?
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753. Cheryl, what are you
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754. doing sitting there
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755. in the dark?
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756. You do know my mother's
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757. a harlot, don't you?
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758. A modern-day
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759. Moll Flanders?
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760. What you're doing
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761. could destroy your family.
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762. That's why I'm not
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763. going to tell Betty.
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764. But I suggest you hurry home
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765. to your wife and daughter
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766. before I change my mind.
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767. I came to warn you,
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768. Mayor McCoy.
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769. I know that whatever
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770. questionable arrangement
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771. you have with
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772. my parents is imploding,
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773. and that you're trying
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774. to go after them in some way.
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775. But, Mayor McCoy,
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776. they're planning
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777. to discredit you,
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778. to get you out of this office
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779. and neutralize you.
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780. Whatever bomb
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781. they think they can set off
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782. will only burn them, too.
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783. They know about the affair.
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784. Your... relationship
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785. with Sheriff Keller.
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786. But, Mayor McCoy,
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787. you can get out of this.
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788. Take control of the narrative,
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789. inoculate yourself.
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790. How long do I have?
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791. Norman Bates
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792. made it look so easy.
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793. His phone, too.
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794. - Betty, his phone.
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795. - Oh.
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796. As Mayor, I have seen us
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798. and the terrors of
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799. the Black Hood killer.
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800. But my friends,
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801. it has taken a personal toll.
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802. I have decided
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803. to step down as Mayor,
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804. to spend more time
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806. and to return to my own
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807. legal career right here
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808. in Riverdale.
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809. - What's going on?
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810. - Mayor McCoy's resigning.
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811. - I am very proud...
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812. - We haven't even
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813. made our play yet.
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814. That's great.
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815. Now, you don't have to.
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816. If you did,
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817. it would be cruel.
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818. It has always
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819. been my intention
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820. to do what is best
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821. for the people of Riverdale.
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822. I have to say,
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823. Veronica,
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824. for Mayor McCoy
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825. to resign like that
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826. out of the blue...
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827. It's almost as if
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828. someone warned her.
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829. Did you tell Mayor McCoy
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830. we were planning
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831. to expose her affair?
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832. No.
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833. I did not.
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834. Oh, Hal. Alice and Betty
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835. aren't here right now.
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836. But I can come in
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837. though, right, Chic?
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838. I mean, this is
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839. still my house.
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840. - Hi.
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841. - Betty.
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842. I wasn't going to tell you
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843. about something,
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844. but all night long
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845. I kept tossing and turning
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846. in my canopy sleigh bed,
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847. thinking, "I'd wanna know."
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848. - But I take no pleasure
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849. in sharing this with you.
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850. Uh, actually, Cheryl,
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851. I gotta go.
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852. Chic texted me,
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853. he's at home with my dad.
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854. This is about your father.
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855. I'm onto you.
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856. Your little game
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857. isn't gonna work with me.
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858. Where's my grandfather's
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859. watch, huh?
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860. - Dad!
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861. - Is that in here?
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862. What are you doing?
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863. I thought you moved out.
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864. I did, but I had
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865. a change of heart,
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866. and I was feeling like,
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867. maybe it was time
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868. for me to move back
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869. and finally get some
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870. answers from him.
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871. But your brother
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872. can't seem to even
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873. look me in the eye.
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874. That's because
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875. you're terrifying him.
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876. - Oh. Oh, I'm terrifying him?
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877. - Yeah.
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878. Come on, Betty.
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879. What the hell is
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880. going on here, really?
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881. Why does it stink
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882. of bleach?
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883. And where is
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884. the dining-room rug?
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885. I don't know.
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886. I think she sent it out
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887. to get cleaned.
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888. Oh. And what about
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889. the lamp that's usually there?
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890. Why are you
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891. interrogating us?
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892. Because something
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893. is going on in this house!
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894. This kid is doing what,
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895. turning... Turning tricks?
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896. They're coming through
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897. the house... Who knows what?
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898. They're stealing
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899. and pawning up, right Chic?
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900. Speak up! What else have
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901. your pals taken from us?
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902. - Dad! Get away from him
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903. or I will call Mom.
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904. - Fine. Think I care?
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905. And I will tell her about
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906. you and Penelope Blossom.
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907. Maybe the reason you feel
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908. like we're hiding things
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909. and keeping secrets
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910. is because you are.
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911. You need to leave, Dad. Now.
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912. Thank you, Betty.
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913. I didn't do it for you,
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914. I did it for Mom.
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915. What if he comes back?
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916. Or calls the police?
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917. Oh, God...
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918. I have to tell you
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919. something, Mr. Lodge.
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920. The FBI approached me.
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921. I guess to be a mole
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922. or an informant
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923. to keep tabs on you.
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924. The FBI did?
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925. - A few weeks ago.
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926. - A few weeks.
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927. - I didn't tell them anything.
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928. - Well, what would
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929. you have told them?
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930. - They asked me
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931. to plant a bug in here.
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932. - A bug?
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933. I smashed it with a hammer.
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934. Mr. Lodge, this agent has
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935. been threatening my dad
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936. because I haven't given up
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937. any information,
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938. and I don't think
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939. he's gonna stop until I do.
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940. So why are you telling me...
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941. - ... any of this?
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942. - Because...
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943. I like you, Mr. Lodge,
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944. and I love your daughter
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945. and I think Agent Adams
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946. is a lot more dangerous
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947. than you are at this point.
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948. Is that his name? Adams?
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949. Arthur Adams, yes.
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950. And uh... I was hoping
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951. maybe you could help my dad.
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952. Maybe help us
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953. out of this.
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954. Arthur Adams
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955. will be dealt with.
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956. - You're not going to—
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957. - No!
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958. Archie, no one's going to...
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959. As you can imagine, it's not
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960. my first tangling with the FBI.
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961. Hey, you did the right thing
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962. telling me.
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963. Now, just give me 24 hours,
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964. I'll make some calls
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965. and I'll get back to you.
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966. I really didn't tell them
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967. anything, Mr. Lodge.
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968. About anything.
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969. And I believe you.
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970. Now go.
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971. Wait to hear from me.
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972. Oh, and Archie,
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973. you tell your father
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974. everything is gonna
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975. be just fine.
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976. Dad was here. He was pissed off
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977. and asking a lot of questions.
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978. Oh, my God.
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979. Yeah, but don't worry,
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980. he won't be back.
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981. Mom, we're in way
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982. over our heads here.
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983. The shady man's car
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984. was parked outside
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985. our house for two days.
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986. - What?
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987. - It's okay. Jughead
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988. and I took care of it.
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989. - You told Jughead?
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990. - Yes.
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991. I keep thinking about that
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992. damn body and about who
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993. might come looking for it.
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994. And how many loose ends
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995. are out there that we're not
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996. even thinking about.
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997. We need help, Mom.
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998. We can't go to the police.
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999. I can't.
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1000. I'm sorry. I just can't.
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1001. I'm not talking
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1002. about the police.
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1003. - FP, I—
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1004. - Save it, Alice.
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1005. Jughead just told me,
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1006. all of it.
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1007. I'm not gonna let the three
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1008. of you make the same mistake
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1009. I made with Jason Blossom.
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1010. Come on.
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1011. Andre?
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1012. We're going for a drive.
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1013. The boss wants to see you.
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1014. Hey, you just missed
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1015. the turn to the Pembrooke.
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1016. Andre?
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1017. Where are we going?
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1018. Boss requested somewhere
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1019. more private.
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1020. Scenic.
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1021. It's done.
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1022. Jeez... Dad, you reek.
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1023. It's the sodium hydroxide.
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1024. In a week,
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1025. there'll be nothing left...
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1026. Not even his teeth.
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1027. Thank you, FP.
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1028. I'm sorry for
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1029. involving Betty,
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1030. and that she pulled
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1031. Jughead into this.
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1032. We take care of our own.
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1033. The circle ends here.
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1034. No more loose ends.
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1035. Are we almost there?
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1036. Just about.
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1037. Come on, let's go.
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1038. Come on.
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1039. Here he is, boss.
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1040. Thank you, Andre.
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1041. Give us a moment.
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1042. Mrs. Lodge?
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1043. Do you know what
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1044. "omerta" is, Archie?
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1045. It's our code of silence.
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1046. It states there is no worse,
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1047. no more cowardly crime
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1048. than snitching.
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1049. Mrs. Lodge, I...
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1050. would never, ever...
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1051. do anything to betray
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1052. your family, I swear.
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1053. And so you've proven to me
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1054. these last few weeks.
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1055. Hiram and I,
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1056. unbeknownst to our daughter,
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1057. enlisted one of our closest
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1058. associates to approach you,
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1059. say he was an FBI agent
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1060. investigating Hiram.
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1061. Agent Adams isn't real.
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1062. - He works for me.
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1063. One of my capos.
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1064. I asked him to apply
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1065. a lot of pressure to you.
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1066. Threaten your father, even.
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1067. - See if you would crack.
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1068. - Wait...
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1069. This whole thing,
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1070. this was all some
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1071. kind of test.
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1072. Yes, it was.
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1073. And you passed.
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1074. Welcome to the family, Archie.
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