1. Previously on Riverdale...Copy !req
2. I'm your uncle Claudius.Copy !req
3. Daddy never said anythingCopy !req
4. about having a brother.Copy !req
5. The Lodges. Have I dreamed ofCopy !req
6. getting my revenge on them.Copy !req
7. Now, now, Claudius.Copy !req
8. First things first.Copy !req
9. Nana, then Cheryl.Copy !req
10. Effective immediately,Copy !req
11. Southside High SchoolCopy !req
12. is shut down!Copy !req
13. Okay guys,Copy !req
14. let's not overreact.Copy !req
15. Hiram is like Dracula.Copy !req
16. He's snapping up propertiesCopy !req
17. from all over RiverdaleCopy !req
18. to expand his empire and feed.Copy !req
19. Twilight Drive-in,Copy !req
20. Sunnyside Trailer Park,Copy !req
21. Southside High and now,Copy !req
22. Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe.Copy !req
23. Southside High isCopy !req
24. gonna be turned into—Copy !req
25. A private for-profit prison.Copy !req
26. We are leavingCopy !req
27. and we are leaving now!Copy !req
28. Dad, I'm gonna stay.Copy !req
29. It's tradition. It's beenCopy !req
30. in my family goingCopy !req
31. back generations.Copy !req
32. Now, Archie, we come first.Copy !req
33. If it's the only way I canCopy !req
34. get Chic to open up...Copy !req
35. But catfishing him?Copy !req
36. When you wouldn't submitCopy !req
37. to the DNA test,Copy !req
38. I found some ofCopy !req
39. your dental floss,Copy !req
40. and sent it to the lab.Copy !req
41. You're not whoCopy !req
42. you say you are, Chic.Copy !req
43. One sheet of paper.Copy !req
44. That's all it took.Copy !req
45. To confirm everythingCopy !req
46. Betty had feared...Copy !req
47. That she let a dangerousCopy !req
48. stranger into her house.Copy !req
49. This is why you didn't wantCopy !req
50. to take the DNA test, isn't it?Copy !req
51. Because you knew whatCopy !req
52. the results were gonna say.Copy !req
53. That you had no Blossom blood!Copy !req
54. Of course I don't.Copy !req
55. I'm not a Blossom.Copy !req
56. I don't even know them.Copy !req
57. Blossom blood isCopy !req
58. Cooper blood, Chic.Copy !req
59. My dad was a BlossomCopy !req
60. which means you wouldCopy !req
61. have tested positivelyCopy !req
62. for Blossom DNA,Copy !req
63. but you didn't, becauseCopy !req
64. you're an impostor!Copy !req
65. Mom!Copy !req
66. Betty, listen.Copy !req
67. The truth isCopy !req
68. Chic's DNA doesn't matchCopy !req
69. because Hal isn't his father.Copy !req
70. But I am your mother,Copy !req
71. you understand me?Copy !req
72. Hang on, what?Copy !req
73. What? Then whoCopy !req
74. is Chic's father?Copy !req
75. Chic's my son!Copy !req
76. And whoever the fatherCopy !req
77. is, is not gonna beCopy !req
78. a part of our lives.Copy !req
79. So there's no reasonCopy !req
80. to open old wounds thatCopy !req
81. have healed many times over!Copy !req
82. Come here.Copy !req
83. Now, for our Register readers,Copy !req
84. why would you, Hermione Lodge,Copy !req
85. run for Mayor of Riverdale?Copy !req
86. Every year,Copy !req
87. our population decreases.Copy !req
88. More and more businessesCopy !req
89. close. We're at a deficit.Copy !req
90. We need to change thatCopy !req
91. equation before it's too late.Copy !req
92. That is why Lodge IndustriesCopy !req
93. has secured a bidCopy !req
94. for a maximum securityCopy !req
95. prison on the Southside.Copy !req
96. Now, that means jobs,Copy !req
97. economic growth, stability.Copy !req
98. It'll give RiverdaleCopy !req
99. its future back.Copy !req
100. You know, I have to ask.Copy !req
101. You're building a prisonCopy !req
102. on the bones of a school.Copy !req
103. Are you okay with that?Copy !req
104. Losing a school isCopy !req
105. a tough pill to swallow,Copy !req
106. but once our correctionalCopy !req
107. facility is up and running,Copy !req
108. a quarter of our earningsCopy !req
109. are gonna be funneledCopy !req
110. directly into education.Copy !req
111. We are building a brandCopy !req
112. new wing at Riverdale High.Copy !req
113. And Veronica,Copy !req
114. are you gonna follow inCopy !req
115. your mother's footstepsCopy !req
116. and run for StudentCopy !req
117. Body President inCopy !req
118. the upcoming election?Copy !req
119. Maybe. If I don'tCopy !req
120. have my hands full,Copy !req
121. campaigning for my mom.Copy !req
122. I'm excited to show RiverdaleCopy !req
123. that she's more thanCopy !req
124. just a housewife.Copy !req
125. And speaking of housewives...Copy !req
126. We have a very special guest.Copy !req
127. Bravo's very own Andy Cohen.Copy !req
128. Mr. Cohen, what bringsCopy !req
129. you to Riverdale?Copy !req
130. I'm here to endorse myCopy !req
131. great friend, Hermione Lodge.Copy !req
132. She's a very savvyCopy !req
133. businesswoman.Copy !req
134. She's always threeCopy !req
135. steps ahead ofCopy !req
136. everyone around her.Copy !req
137. She's a fighter too.Copy !req
138. She doesn't give up.Copy !req
139. I'd love to have herCopy !req
140. in my corner.Copy !req
141. Kevin just died and went toCopy !req
142. clubhouse heaven.Copy !req
143. Thank you for letting meCopy !req
144. invite him today, Mom.Copy !req
145. Of course. Any and allCopy !req
146. good will during this electionCopy !req
147. will go a long way.Copy !req
148. And, Veronica...Copy !req
149. This campaign isn'tCopy !req
150. gonna be easy.Copy !req
151. Especially since we hadCopy !req
152. to lead with your father'sCopy !req
153. plans for the prison.Copy !req
154. Certain people in townCopy !req
155. and in school are gonnaCopy !req
156. see us as the enemy.Copy !req
157. So after the celebrityCopy !req
158. endorsement,Copy !req
159. let's keep our heads downCopy !req
160. and let the storm pass.Copy !req
161. - Understand?Copy !req
162. - Color me a wallflower.Copy !req
163. Dad, I know you thinkCopy !req
164. a prison is a bad ideaCopy !req
165. for Riverdale, butCopy !req
166. Mr. and Mrs. Lodge reallyCopy !req
167. have thought this through.Copy !req
168. A prison would ripCopy !req
169. the soul of this town,Copy !req
170. especially the Southside,Copy !req
171. so I'm not gonnaCopy !req
172. support that plan.Copy !req
173. Or Hiram and Hermione.Copy !req
174. I'm severing all ties withCopy !req
175. Lodge Industries and SoDale.Copy !req
176. - All of it. I'm done.Copy !req
177. - What? Just like that?Copy !req
178. - Yeah.Copy !req
179. - Will they even letCopy !req
180. you walk away?Copy !req
181. I'm not asking his permission.Copy !req
182. They will.Copy !req
183. Or they'll have a hellCopy !req
184. of a fight on their hands.Copy !req
185. I just loved your spin pieceCopy !req
186. in the paper, Olivia Pope.Copy !req
187. Can we not, Jughead?Copy !req
188. Did you know aboutCopy !req
189. Southside High closing?Copy !req
190. - Or the prison?Copy !req
191. - Of course not.Copy !req
192. It was all her parents'Copy !req
193. doing. Right, V?Copy !req
194. She didn't know, Jughead,Copy !req
195. okay? So back off!Copy !req
196. That's fine.Copy !req
197. I have to conserveCopy !req
198. my energy anyhow.Copy !req
199. I'm going onCopy !req
200. a hunger strikeCopy !req
201. to protest Southside HighCopy !req
202. closing and to get it reopened.Copy !req
203. - What?Copy !req
204. I'm sorry, man. It's just...Copy !req
205. You're, like, always eating.Copy !req
206. I mean, good luckCopy !req
207. with that, but—Copy !req
208. Hey, it's Jughead's prerogativeCopy !req
209. to protest peacefully,Copy !req
210. so we're gonnaCopy !req
211. support that, aren't we?Copy !req
212. - Veronica?Copy !req
213. - Oh, hey, Ethel.Copy !req
214. For your crimes againstCopy !req
215. the town of Riverdale,Copy !req
216. for everything that youCopy !req
217. and your family haveCopy !req
218. done and continue to do,Copy !req
219. we find you guilty.Copy !req
220. Your sentence is this.Copy !req
221. The chilling thing isCopy !req
222. Ethel went throughCopy !req
223. the trouble of bringing thatCopy !req
224. milkshake here from Pop's.Copy !req
225. I mean, how mad is she?Copy !req
226. My dad is responsible forCopy !req
227. the Muggs family losingCopy !req
228. basically everything.Copy !req
229. And he still hasn'tCopy !req
230. made amends, so...Copy !req
231. Ethel hasCopy !req
232. a right to be upset.Copy !req
233. So do you.Copy !req
234. Are you sure you're okay?Copy !req
235. I'll manage.Copy !req
236. I'm impressed. I'd wantCopy !req
237. to rip Ethel's head off.Copy !req
238. As my mom keeps saying,Copy !req
239. this is not the timeCopy !req
240. for drama and flyingCopy !req
241. off the handle.Copy !req
242. I just need to...Copy !req
243. Take deep breaths,Copy !req
244. keep smiling, turnCopy !req
245. the other cheek.Copy !req
246. Give Ethel a wide berth.Copy !req
247. Veronica!Copy !req
248. I heard you gotCopy !req
249. a face full of dairy.Copy !req
250. I've got some nutsCopy !req
251. to top off that shakeCopy !req
252. if you want.Copy !req
253. Leave her alone, Reggie.Copy !req
254. You do not wantCopy !req
255. to push me right now, Reggie.Copy !req
256. One question I gotta ask, asCopy !req
257. future Student Body President.Copy !req
258. What are the oddsCopy !req
259. your dad's the first inmateCopy !req
260. in that prison he's building?Copy !req
261. Oh, man... That's...Copy !req
262. - ... for your mom.Copy !req
263. Who's there?Copy !req
264. Oh, don't beCopy !req
265. ridiculous, Cheryl.Copy !req
266. No one was trying to breakCopy !req
267. into your room last night.Copy !req
268. You're imagining things.Copy !req
269. I swear, sometimes you'reCopy !req
270. worse than Nana Rose.Copy !req
271. I know whatCopy !req
272. I heard and saw.Copy !req
273. Claudius, now thatCopy !req
274. you're here,Copy !req
275. we should talk about youCopy !req
276. taking over Nana's stewardshipCopy !req
277. of the syrup business.Copy !req
278. That factory is mine!Copy !req
279. I'm not dead yet,Copy !req
280. you vultures!Copy !req
281. Oh, Mother! Now, come,Copy !req
282. come, come, let's notCopy !req
283. get too upset.Copy !req
284. Have some moreCopy !req
285. of Penelope's tea.Copy !req
286. It's a special blendCopy !req
287. that she makes.Copy !req
288. - We're feeling a littleCopy !req
289. bit calmer this morning?Copy !req
290. - We are.Copy !req
291. I'm drinking my High PointCopy !req
292. decaffeinated.Copy !req
293. So you won't beCopy !req
294. punching a boy today?Copy !req
295. Again, I'm sorry, Mom.Copy !req
296. Maybe if you'd offeredCopy !req
297. Mr. Muggs a job at the prison,Copy !req
298. all of this couldCopy !req
299. have been avoided.Copy !req
300. No, no, no. No, mija.Copy !req
301. We tell you what to do.Copy !req
302. And right now,Copy !req
303. we're telling you again...Copy !req
304. - Keep your head in the sand.Copy !req
305. - Before it gets cut off.Copy !req
306. We need you to beCopy !req
307. our good, obedient little girl.Copy !req
308. You can do that, right?Copy !req
309. Friends, I have an excitingCopy !req
310. announcement to make.Copy !req
311. I'm running forCopy !req
312. Student Council PresidentCopy !req
313. against ReggieCopy !req
314. "The Misogynist" Mantle.Copy !req
315. You've got to be kidding me.Copy !req
316. If yesterday's dramaticCopy !req
317. events taught me anything,Copy !req
318. it's that Veronica LodgeCopy !req
319. is not a victim.Copy !req
320. Nor will she ever allowCopy !req
321. herself to be one.Copy !req
322. Your parents areCopy !req
323. taking over RiverdaleCopy !req
324. and now you wantCopy !req
325. to take over our school?Copy !req
326. So what is this?Copy !req
327. Part of MommyCopy !req
328. and Daddy's evil bidding?Copy !req
329. Jug, I get that you're inCopy !req
330. a bad mood becauseCopy !req
331. you haven't eaten in—Copy !req
332. Actually, Jughead,Copy !req
333. my parents thinkCopy !req
334. I should avoid the spotlight.Copy !req
335. - Really?Copy !req
336. - But I was bornCopy !req
337. for elected office.Copy !req
338. V, if you wantCopy !req
339. to be President,Copy !req
340. you've got our vote.Copy !req
341. Yeah, Team Ronnie all the way.Copy !req
342. B? As the ThelmaCopy !req
343. to my Louise,Copy !req
344. I can't imagine doingCopy !req
345. this with anyone else.Copy !req
346. Will you beCopy !req
347. my running mate?Copy !req
348. Of course, V.Copy !req
349. I'd be honored.Copy !req
350. Amaze! B and V!Copy !req
351. Now, that's a teamCopy !req
352. you can believe in.Copy !req
353. Well, I doubt there'sCopy !req
354. any way you amateursCopy !req
355. are gonna top that.Copy !req
356. So practice is over, Vixens.Copy !req
357. Inner circle Vixens,Copy !req
358. hang back. You knowCopy !req
359. who you are.Copy !req
360. In honor of Toni joiningCopy !req
361. our squad, I thinkCopy !req
362. we should celebrateCopy !req
363. with a mandatory slumber partyCopy !req
364. at Thistlehouse.Copy !req
365. Fancy dressing gownsCopy !req
366. are appreciated.Copy !req
367. You've all seenCopy !req
368. The Beguiled, right?Copy !req
369. Dinner at 8:00.Copy !req
370. Parlor games to follow.Copy !req
371. And there's nothing I can sayCopy !req
372. to change your mind?Copy !req
373. 'Fraid not. I justCopy !req
374. want to get outCopy !req
375. of this thing, Hermione.Copy !req
376. As quickly, cleanly as I can.Copy !req
377. You go about your business,Copy !req
378. I go about mine.Copy !req
379. I understand.Copy !req
380. And I will talk to Hiram.Copy !req
381. Of course, you knowCopy !req
382. we'll need to getCopy !req
383. our lawyers involved.Copy !req
384. Yeah, yeah. I kindCopy !req
385. of figured that.Copy !req
386. What can you tell me aboutCopy !req
387. Jughead's hunger strike?Copy !req
388. Yes, I heard about that.Copy !req
389. Jughead lovesCopy !req
390. a political crusadeCopy !req
391. almost as muchCopy !req
392. as he does a burger.Copy !req
393. From the contact we've had,Copy !req
394. your friend seems to liveCopy !req
395. in a fantasy world ofCopy !req
396. ideals and theoreticals.Copy !req
397. What if Southside HighCopy !req
398. were to reopen?Copy !req
399. I, on the other hand,Copy !req
400. live in the real world.Copy !req
401. I see what needsCopy !req
402. to be done and I do it.Copy !req
403. I think you do too, Archie.Copy !req
404. I'm accelerating our timelineCopy !req
405. on Southside HighCopy !req
406. and I was wonderingCopy !req
407. if you could sendCopy !req
408. Jughead a message.Copy !req
409. - Yeah, whateverCopy !req
410. you need, Mr. Lodge, but—Copy !req
411. - But why you?Copy !req
412. Well, I think it'll softenCopy !req
413. the blow to hear itCopy !req
414. coming from a friend.Copy !req
415. Hiram's trying to tear downCopy !req
416. Southside High byCopy !req
417. the end of this week?Copy !req
418. He's supposed to giveCopy !req
419. the neighborhood at leastCopy !req
420. a six weeks' notice.Copy !req
421. Who'd he pay off? Can I haveCopy !req
422. another water, please, Pop?Copy !req
423. Thank you.Copy !req
424. Jug, my dad got shot,Copy !req
425. right here in Pops,Copy !req
426. because Riverdale wasCopy !req
427. sliding off the deep end.Copy !req
428. And if Mr. Lodge's planCopy !req
429. can shore things upCopy !req
430. and help make Riverdale moreCopy !req
431. secure for us and our families,Copy !req
432. then I think that'sCopy !req
433. a good thing in my book.Copy !req
434. Besides, why doCopy !req
435. you care so much?Copy !req
436. You were onlyCopy !req
437. at Southside HighCopy !req
438. for like, four days!Copy !req
439. You remember thatCopy !req
440. I was raised onCopy !req
441. the Southside, right?Copy !req
442. My mom, my dad, Jellybean...Copy !req
443. That neighborhoodCopy !req
444. is the last tangibleCopy !req
445. piece I have of themCopy !req
446. until your dad comes inCopy !req
447. with his bulldozers.Copy !req
448. My dad's actuallyCopy !req
449. against this whole thing.Copy !req
450. He's pulling out ofCopy !req
451. his deal with the LodgesCopy !req
452. over it.Copy !req
453. You're choosingCopy !req
454. Hiram's side over his.Copy !req
455. We see things differently,Copy !req
456. okay? And it makes me sick.Copy !req
457. Kind of like whenCopy !req
458. you and your bestCopy !req
459. friend are two trainsCopy !req
460. running on the sameCopy !req
461. track in opposite directions,Copy !req
462. destined to collide?Copy !req
463. Inner circle, Cousin Betty?Copy !req
464. I didn't just bring youCopy !req
465. to Thistlehouse forCopy !req
466. a girls' slumber party.Copy !req
467. The truth is I'm terrifiedCopy !req
468. of being alone here.Copy !req
469. There's a strangerCopy !req
470. in this house.Copy !req
471. My uncle Claudius,Copy !req
472. he's as mad as the sea,Copy !req
473. and ever sinceCopy !req
474. he blew in, I feel likeCopy !req
475. I'm in mortal peril.Copy !req
476. Wait, I'm confused.Copy !req
477. Is this real or areCopy !req
478. we playing a game?Copy !req
479. All too real, TT.Copy !req
480. I feel like they're plottingCopy !req
481. against me and Nana Rose.Copy !req
482. Mumsy cultivatesCopy !req
483. esoteric herbsCopy !req
484. in the conservatory.Copy !req
485. Tannis root, jimsonweed.Copy !req
486. I'm afraid to eat forCopy !req
487. fear of being poisoned.Copy !req
488. Cheryl, are you sureCopy !req
489. you're not imagining things?Copy !req
490. Well, if she is, Josie,Copy !req
491. then maybe I am too.Copy !req
492. There's a strangerCopy !req
493. in my life as well.Copy !req
494. Chic. With him lurkingCopy !req
495. behind every corner,Copy !req
496. my house feels—Copy !req
497. Dangerous. Deadly.Copy !req
498. I sympathize.Copy !req
499. Full disclosure...Copy !req
500. I didn't want to inviteCopy !req
501. all the girls tonight.Copy !req
502. But I knew my hideousCopy !req
503. mother would never allowCopy !req
504. me to invite just you.Copy !req
505. Which is...Copy !req
506. what I craved.Copy !req
507. A fall like thatCopy !req
508. should have killed her.Copy !req
509. - She's a lucky bird.Copy !req
510. - Yes, that she is.Copy !req
511. Poor thing loses herCopy !req
512. senses at nightfall.Copy !req
513. It's classic Sundowner'sCopy !req
514. Syndrome.Copy !req
515. Cheryl, what is it?Copy !req
516. He's wearingCopy !req
517. my father's pajamas.Copy !req
518. - What?Copy !req
519. - My uncle.Copy !req
520. Toni... I think they pushedCopy !req
521. my nana down the stairs.Copy !req
522. I think I'm next.Copy !req
523. - Mom?Copy !req
524. - Archie!Copy !req
525. Hi. How are you?Copy !req
526. - I had no ideaCopy !req
527. you were coming.Copy !req
528. - I've missed you.Copy !req
529. All this contract stuffCopy !req
530. with the Lodges.Copy !req
531. Time to call inCopy !req
532. the big guns.Copy !req
533. I wish you'd calledCopy !req
534. me in earlier, Fred,Copy !req
535. before you gaveCopy !req
536. the Lodges 20%Copy !req
537. of Andrews Construction.Copy !req
538. Mr. Lodge said he'll workCopy !req
539. this out. He'll keep his word.Copy !req
540. Yeah. Son...Copy !req
541. Your mother and I haveCopy !req
542. known the LodgesCopy !req
543. a lot longer than you have.Copy !req
544. - Meaning what, Dad?Copy !req
545. - Archie!Copy !req
546. It's okay. I better getCopy !req
547. to school anyway.Copy !req
548. I'm helping VeronicaCopy !req
549. with her campaign.Copy !req
550. Are we still onCopy !req
551. for lunch, Mom?Copy !req
552. Hands whereCopy !req
553. I can see them.Copy !req
554. Here you go. Now remember,Copy !req
555. vote Lodge-Cooper.Copy !req
556. Okay, who's next?Copy !req
557. The cupcakes haveCopy !req
558. been flown in fromCopy !req
559. Magnolia Bakery in New YorkCopy !req
560. but the kisses, however,Copy !req
561. are locally sourced.Copy !req
562. Uh, five minuteCopy !req
563. hydration break.Copy !req
564. Ethel, wait!Copy !req
565. Sexualizing the election,Copy !req
566. Veronica?Copy !req
567. Well, it might get youCopy !req
568. the boys, but you canCopy !req
569. forget about the girls.Copy !req
570. Right now, I'm onlyCopy !req
571. interested in one girl. You.Copy !req
572. Look, I know it's long overdue,Copy !req
573. but I wanna make reparations.Copy !req
574. So I'm working it outCopy !req
575. with my parents,Copy !req
576. and you can tell your dadCopy !req
577. to expect a great jobCopy !req
578. offer very, very soon.Copy !req
579. This isn't a demolition notice.Copy !req
580. It's a notice of extermination.Copy !req
581. We've already saidCopy !req
582. our goodbye toCopy !req
583. Southside, Jughead.Copy !req
584. Today, it's Southside High.Copy !req
585. Tomorrow, it's the Wyrm.Copy !req
586. Everything that makesCopy !req
587. the Southside homeCopy !req
588. is gonna disappear.Copy !req
589. If we roll over now,Copy !req
590. it's all over.Copy !req
591. - It's just a building, Jug.Copy !req
592. - No! Toni, it's the soulCopy !req
593. of the Southside.Copy !req
594. The Uktena foughtCopy !req
595. and died trying toCopy !req
596. protect that land.Copy !req
597. Our parents fought to keepCopy !req
598. it safe during the riots.Copy !req
599. Now it's our turn.Copy !req
600. It's our time.Copy !req
601. This is our fight.Copy !req
602. So who's with me?Copy !req
603. Who's ready to go to war?Copy !req
604. Archie, I really hateCopy !req
605. to see you and yourCopy !req
606. father fighting.Copy !req
607. We're not, Mom.Copy !req
608. And look,Copy !req
609. you and Veronica,Copy !req
610. it's your firstCopy !req
611. real relationship...Copy !req
612. I just wanna make sureCopy !req
613. that you're not being...Copy !req
614. led astray.Copy !req
615. By Ronnie?Copy !req
616. To align yourselfCopy !req
617. with her family againstCopy !req
618. your better judgment.Copy !req
619. It's not like that. Okay?Copy !req
620. Veronica is an amazing person.Copy !req
621. - I'm sure she is.Copy !req
622. But I guess I'm just saying,Copy !req
623. so's your dad.Copy !req
624. Just...Copy !req
625. The best you can get.Copy !req
626. - Can't getCopy !req
627. any more...Copy !req
628. - What the hell'sCopy !req
629. going on here?Copy !req
630. Chic invited me over.Copy !req
631. Cookie?Copy !req
632. No, thanks.Copy !req
633. How do you guysCopy !req
634. even know each other?Copy !req
635. It's a funny story.Copy !req
636. Kevin and I have beenCopy !req
637. continuing our online chats.Copy !req
638. Imagine my surpriseCopy !req
639. when he finally told meCopy !req
640. it all startedCopy !req
641. as a catfishing schemeCopy !req
642. you cooked up.Copy !req
643. - Kev, you sold me out.Copy !req
644. - I felt bad.Copy !req
645. Okay, Kev,Copy !req
646. you need to leave.Copy !req
647. I need to talk to my brotherCopy !req
648. alone. Right now.Copy !req
649. Betty, you're reallyCopy !req
650. kicking me out, right now?Copy !req
651. - It's okay, Kev.Copy !req
652. I'll catch you later.Copy !req
653. Do not messCopy !req
654. with my friends.Copy !req
655. Mess with?Copy !req
656. What do you thinkCopy !req
657. I'm doing here, Betty?Copy !req
658. Clearly, there'sCopy !req
659. something you want.Copy !req
660. Some void you'reCopy !req
661. looking to fill here.Copy !req
662. Like brother,Copy !req
663. like sister, right?Copy !req
664. "We share the same darkness."Copy !req
665. Isn't that what you said?Copy !req
666. Yeah, I guess I was wrong.Copy !req
667. You know nothingCopy !req
668. about my darkness.Copy !req
669. But you will.Copy !req
670. Josie? Look, I know thingsCopy !req
671. haven't been smoothCopy !req
672. sailing between us.Copy !req
673. Are we even onCopy !req
674. speaking terms,Copy !req
675. Veronica?Copy !req
676. I mean, you did stealCopy !req
677. the Pussycats from me.Copy !req
678. Borrowed themCopy !req
679. after you dumped them.Copy !req
680. What do you want,Copy !req
681. Veronica?Copy !req
682. A celebrity endorsementCopy !req
683. for my campaign.Copy !req
684. Yours. And beforeCopy !req
685. you say no...Copy !req
686. Andy Cohen is a very old,Copy !req
687. very good friend of the family.Copy !req
688. Okay, my ears are perkedCopy !req
689. because I never miss an episodeCopy !req
690. of Watch What Happens: Live.Copy !req
691. - How would you likeCopy !req
692. to be on it?Copy !req
693. - What?Copy !req
694. - As a special guest.Copy !req
695. - Okay, if you canCopy !req
696. make that happen...Copy !req
697. Consider yourself endorsed.Copy !req
698. Amazing.Copy !req
699. My point is, Hermione,Copy !req
700. some may read thisCopy !req
701. document as exploitative.Copy !req
702. Come on now, Mary.Copy !req
703. Now, that's not fair.Copy !req
704. Look, fair would beCopy !req
705. an immediate and compensatedCopy !req
706. release from the contract.Copy !req
707. - How does that sound, everyone?Copy !req
708. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
709. It keeps buzzing.Copy !req
710. - Hiram here.Copy !req
711. They're doing what?Copy !req
712. Mr. Lodge?Copy !req
713. What?Copy !req
714. Yeah, don't worry.Copy !req
715. I'm on it.Copy !req
716. Well, well, well.Copy !req
717. The cavalry's finally here.Copy !req
718. - Guess that meansCopy !req
719. we've got Hiram's attention.Copy !req
720. - Are you nuts?Copy !req
721. Chaining yourselfCopy !req
722. to this place?Copy !req
723. - They're gonna tearCopy !req
724. it down in two days, dude.Copy !req
725. Not unless Hiram wantsCopy !req
726. the blood of eight youngCopy !req
727. Serpents on his hands.Copy !req
728. We're not going anywhere.Copy !req
729. Go and tell your bossCopy !req
730. we said that.Copy !req
731. Hello, brother.Copy !req
732. Betty, what...Copy !req
733. You think you're the onlyCopy !req
734. one who can scare peopleCopy !req
735. by being crazy?Copy !req
736. You may have fooledCopy !req
737. my mother, but not me.Copy !req
738. I'm gonna bringCopy !req
739. you down.Copy !req
740. Because I catchCopy !req
741. bad men.Copy !req
742. I caught Clifford Blossom.Copy !req
743. I caught the Sugarman.Copy !req
744. I caught the Black Hood.Copy !req
745. And you know what they allCopy !req
746. have in common? They're dead.Copy !req
747. Consider yourselfCopy !req
748. warned.Copy !req
749. God, why didn't youCopy !req
750. call me last night, Jug?Copy !req
751. I would have broughtCopy !req
752. you and your crew blankets.Copy !req
753. You would have triedCopy !req
754. to stay the night.Copy !req
755. Are you sure you're notCopy !req
756. gonna get arrestedCopy !req
757. for trespassing or protestingCopy !req
758. without a permit?Copy !req
759. Oh, that's the beautyCopy !req
760. of all this, Betty.Copy !req
761. See, if Sheriff KellerCopy !req
762. and his goons try andCopy !req
763. manhandle a bunch of teensCopy !req
764. peacefully tryingCopy !req
765. to save their former school,Copy !req
766. it's just gonna look ugly.Copy !req
767. Not to mention,Copy !req
768. probably go viral, which...Copy !req
769. at this point,Copy !req
770. it is publicityCopy !req
771. I would welcome.Copy !req
772. Also, no one's gonna messCopy !req
773. with those guys over there.Copy !req
774. Good point.Copy !req
775. I have some Student CouncilCopy !req
776. obligations with Veronica,Copy !req
777. but I'll be back laterCopy !req
778. tonight, okay?Copy !req
779. Go get 'em, Tracy Flick.Copy !req
780. We liveCopy !req
781. in uncertain times,Copy !req
782. but here's one thingCopy !req
783. I'm very certain of...Copy !req
784. My girl Ronnie here,Copy !req
785. along with her runningCopy !req
786. mate, Betty Cooper,Copy !req
787. has my vote to beCopy !req
788. Riverdale High's nextCopy !req
789. President and Vice President.Copy !req
790. And of course,Copy !req
791. we remind everyone,Copy !req
792. especially the women,Copy !req
793. to vote and be heardCopy !req
794. this election.Copy !req
795. struck down thatCopy !req
796. Okay, what's going on?Copy !req
797. - Where did you getCopy !req
798. all this information?Copy !req
799. - Does it matter?Copy !req
800. It's the truth, isn't it?Copy !req
801. I don't understand.Copy !req
802. I told you that we wereCopy !req
803. making amends, that yourCopy !req
804. dad would get a job offer.Copy !req
805. You mean,Copy !req
806. your half-hearted bribe?Copy !req
807. Yeah. Too little, too late.Copy !req
808. B, wait!Copy !req
809. This is insane.Copy !req
810. - Thanks for the intel, Josie.Copy !req
811. - No problem.Copy !req
812. The Lodges hurtCopy !req
813. a lot of people this year.Copy !req
814. Your family, my family...Copy !req
815. We girls, we gottaCopy !req
816. to stick together.Copy !req
817. That dayCopy !req
818. in the student loungeCopy !req
819. when WeatherbeeCopy !req
820. announced thatCopy !req
821. Southside High was closing,Copy !req
822. you acted likeCopy !req
823. you didn't know.Copy !req
824. When my parents askedCopy !req
825. me to help them,Copy !req
826. I didn't feel likeCopy !req
827. I could say no.Copy !req
828. Of course you could've.Copy !req
829. You could've told yourCopy !req
830. parents that you didn't wantCopy !req
831. to be their teen accomplice,Copy !req
832. or you could haveCopy !req
833. told us the truth.Copy !req
834. Instead, you just playedCopy !req
835. us like fools!Copy !req
836. No, I was just tryingCopy !req
837. to keep them honest!Copy !req
838. That's why I startedCopy !req
839. working with them. Betty,Copy !req
840. you have to believe me.Copy !req
841. Even if I did, I can'tCopy !req
842. be your running mateCopy !req
843. anymore. You know that, right?Copy !req
844. I can't trust you, V.Copy !req
845. Veronica...Copy !req
846. Rough day onCopy !req
847. the campaign trail?Copy !req
848. - How did you findCopy !req
849. out about that?Copy !req
850. - Weatherbee called.Copy !req
851. He also read meCopy !req
852. the flyer that's beenCopy !req
853. going around school.Copy !req
854. Now do you see whyCopy !req
855. we asked you to keepCopy !req
856. a low profile?Copy !req
857. And instead,Copy !req
858. you're running for StudentCopy !req
859. Council President. Why?Copy !req
860. Because, Mom...Copy !req
861. I'm out there every day,Copy !req
862. facing what you and DaddyCopy !req
863. have done, what we've done.Copy !req
864. And maybe,Copy !req
865. if I'm their President,Copy !req
866. people at school likeCopy !req
867. Ethel Muggs or JugheadCopy !req
868. or even BettyCopy !req
869. will stop looking at meCopy !req
870. like I'm just the daughterCopy !req
871. of criminals, likeCopy !req
872. I'm a criminal too.Copy !req
873. We're out there fightingCopy !req
874. a holy war, Mom.Copy !req
875. I need something I canCopy !req
876. use as a shieldCopy !req
877. against everythingCopy !req
878. that's coming our way.Copy !req
879. Protection from everybodyCopy !req
880. out there who hates us,Copy !req
881. who's out for our blood.Copy !req
882. Stop right there, young lady.Copy !req
883. Come in here now!Copy !req
884. Is it true thatCopy !req
885. you snuck into yourCopy !req
886. brother's room last nightCopy !req
887. to torment himCopy !req
888. with a Zippo lighter?Copy !req
889. And what exactlyCopy !req
890. is this for?Copy !req
891. Oh, my God, you creep!Copy !req
892. What did you do, goCopy !req
893. through my dresser drawers?Copy !req
894. I was looking for the lighterCopy !req
895. as proof and foundCopy !req
896. all your secret toys.Copy !req
897. Why, in God's name, doCopy !req
898. you have this cabaret wig?Copy !req
899. She wears it whenCopy !req
900. she has sex with Jughead!Copy !req
901. Is that true, Elizabeth?Copy !req
902. I...Copy !req
903. How would youCopy !req
904. even know that?Copy !req
905. - I was guessing.Copy !req
906. - Guessing?Copy !req
907. Betty, what... Is it,Copy !req
908. is it true? Are you—Copy !req
909. Are you and Jughead...Copy !req
910. Yeah, Mom. We are.Copy !req
911. Last man standing.Copy !req
912. What happened to no SerpentCopy !req
913. left behind?Copy !req
914. Ah, they were claimedCopy !req
915. by frostbite.Copy !req
916. They'll be back after someCopy !req
917. coffee. They'll warm up.Copy !req
918. Too bad. I got a dozen burgers.Copy !req
919. Guess they're all yours now.Copy !req
920. Come on, boy.Copy !req
921. It's just you and me.Copy !req
922. I'm not gonna tell anyoneCopy !req
923. you broke your hunger strike.Copy !req
924. So, uh...Copy !req
925. Just like clockwork,Copy !req
926. I got a call from Hiram.Copy !req
927. What's he offering this time?Copy !req
928. You know how they're sayingCopy !req
929. SoDale will mostly beCopy !req
930. low income housing?Copy !req
931. Well, apparently, there'll beCopy !req
932. a few penthouses at the top.Copy !req
933. Would be more thanCopy !req
934. enough space for all ofCopy !req
935. us. Your mom, Jellybean...Copy !req
936. Just like you always wanted.Copy !req
937. Just imagine me,Copy !req
938. standing on that balconyCopy !req
939. and looking over a prison...Copy !req
940. Right in the same spotCopy !req
941. that all my friends and ICopy !req
942. used to go to school.Copy !req
943. And Jellybean,Copy !req
944. growing up in a town where...Copy !req
945. Best hope, or only hopeCopy !req
946. aside from getting the hellCopy !req
947. out, is to work at the prison?Copy !req
948. It's not right.Copy !req
949. What'd you say to him?Copy !req
950. Nothing. I hung up onCopy !req
951. his ass and went to Pop'sCopy !req
952. and got some burgers.Copy !req
953. I was hopingCopy !req
954. to see JugheadCopy !req
955. while I was in town.Copy !req
956. He's still at Southside High,Copy !req
957. Mom, chained up like a lunatic.Copy !req
958. Arch, you mightCopy !req
959. not believe in whatCopy !req
960. he's fighting for...Copy !req
961. I'm not sure he's fightingCopy !req
962. for anything, Dad.Copy !req
963. I think he's mostlyCopy !req
964. fighting against Mr. Lodge.Copy !req
965. Like a lot of peopleCopy !req
966. in this town who are afraid.Copy !req
967. - Archie!Copy !req
968. - Afraid? Afraid of what?Copy !req
969. Afraid of having a vision,Copy !req
970. of seeing what has toCopy !req
971. done and doing it.Copy !req
972. I hope thatCopy !req
973. you're not referringCopy !req
974. to your father, Archie.Copy !req
975. This man who broke rocksCopy !req
976. when he was in high school,Copy !req
977. to support his familyCopy !req
978. when his dad was sick.Copy !req
979. A man who saw whatCopy !req
980. had to be done and did it.Copy !req
981. And built a businessCopy !req
982. out of nothing.Copy !req
983. One that pays for this houseCopy !req
984. and the food you eat every day.Copy !req
985. And for your information,Copy !req
986. your father had and hasCopy !req
987. a vision for Riverdale.Copy !req
988. One that doesn't, thank God,Copy !req
989. end up with everyoneCopy !req
990. working in a penal colony.Copy !req
991. Now, you don't have to sideCopy !req
992. with your dad, okay?Copy !req
993. You can side withCopy !req
994. Hiram Lodge, evenCopy !req
995. though he's a crook,Copy !req
996. and has no intentionCopy !req
997. of letting your father outCopy !req
998. of that contract, by the way.Copy !req
999. You can do that.Copy !req
1000. That is your right.Copy !req
1001. But I'll be damnedCopy !req
1002. if I'm gonna sit hereCopy !req
1003. and listen to youCopy !req
1004. disrespect him!Copy !req
1005. Betty, I have to ask...Copy !req
1006. Are you being safeCopy !req
1007. with Jughead?Copy !req
1008. Yes, Mom. Of course.Copy !req
1009. Well, that's something.Copy !req
1010. Because look,Copy !req
1011. when I was your age,Copy !req
1012. I wasn't always.Copy !req
1013. But you need to be,Copy !req
1014. and I am very wellCopy !req
1015. acquaintedCopy !req
1016. with how alluringCopy !req
1017. the Jones men are.Copy !req
1018. Whoa. Wait, Mom...Copy !req
1019. Did you and FP...Copy !req
1020. I mean, is it possibleCopy !req
1021. that FP is Chic's dad?Copy !req
1022. Absolutely not.Copy !req
1023. But Chic is a partCopy !req
1024. of our family.Copy !req
1025. He's your brother.Copy !req
1026. I know that he's odd...Copy !req
1027. and damaged.Copy !req
1028. I see that, I'm not blind.Copy !req
1029. But for the pastCopy !req
1030. 25 years,Copy !req
1031. he hasn't had anyoneCopy !req
1032. to love him.Copy !req
1033. He's dangerous.Copy !req
1034. Mom, don't forgetCopy !req
1035. what he did.Copy !req
1036. I will never forget, Betty.Copy !req
1037. But Chic needs us.Copy !req
1038. Dr. Masters?Copy !req
1039. Any updatesCopy !req
1040. on my nana?Copy !req
1041. Yes, we justCopy !req
1042. got her panel back.Copy !req
1043. There wasCopy !req
1044. a trace amount of a paralyticCopy !req
1045. toxin in her bloodstream.Copy !req
1046. Tannis root, which is strangeCopy !req
1047. because it's so rare.Copy !req
1048. But as your motherCopy !req
1049. and uncle explained it,Copy !req
1050. they've caught your NanaCopy !req
1051. on more than one occasionCopy !req
1052. chewing bits ofCopy !req
1053. tannis root she growsCopy !req
1054. in your greenhouse.Copy !req
1055. So, it's more of herCopy !req
1056. Sundowner's Syndrome.Copy !req
1057. We'll keep her for observationCopy !req
1058. another day, then she shouldCopy !req
1059. be well enough to return home.Copy !req
1060. To my mother and uncle?Copy !req
1061. No, Dr. Masters,Copy !req
1062. you don't understand—Copy !req
1063. Cheryl! There you are.Copy !req
1064. Looking a littleCopy !req
1065. worse for wear.Copy !req
1066. Poor dear,Copy !req
1067. hasn't slept in days.Copy !req
1068. Why don't we stopCopy !req
1069. bothering Dr. MastersCopy !req
1070. and I'll take youCopy !req
1071. straight home?Copy !req
1072. Come on.Copy !req
1073. Mom says we shouldCopy !req
1074. bury the hatchet.Copy !req
1075. So for her sake,Copy !req
1076. how about a truce?Copy !req
1077. Why should I believe youCopy !req
1078. when all you've doneCopy !req
1079. is try to get rid of me?Copy !req
1080. If I really wanted toCopy !req
1081. get rid of you, Chic,Copy !req
1082. I would go downCopy !req
1083. to the Sheriff's officeCopy !req
1084. and explain to himCopy !req
1085. how you brained a manCopy !req
1086. in our kitchen.Copy !req
1087. You're not gonna do that.Copy !req
1088. You see, I neverCopy !req
1089. touched that body, Betty.Copy !req
1090. Or the car. Or wentCopy !req
1091. through his phone,Copy !req
1092. or called his contacts.Copy !req
1093. I didn't go to the sewer pipe.Copy !req
1094. It's not my fingerprintsCopy !req
1095. or hair they're gonna find.Copy !req
1096. You know, maybe I shouldCopy !req
1097. call the police,Copy !req
1098. tell them what sortCopy !req
1099. of things my sister'sCopy !req
1100. capable of doing.Copy !req
1101. You wouldn't dare.Copy !req
1102. You know, I don't thinkCopy !req
1103. I'm comfortable beingCopy !req
1104. in the same roomCopy !req
1105. as someone who's doneCopy !req
1106. those sorts of things.Copy !req
1107. It scares me, Betty.Copy !req
1108. You scare me.Copy !req
1109. Can't you see that?Copy !req
1110. You're scaring me, Betty.Copy !req
1111. You're scaring me!Copy !req
1112. I think I figuredCopy !req
1113. it out.Copy !req
1114. You paralyzed Nana RoseCopy !req
1115. with the tannis root.Copy !req
1116. And then pushedCopy !req
1117. her down the stairs.Copy !req
1118. You've gone mad.Copy !req
1119. That's all there is to it.Copy !req
1120. You have lost your mindCopy !req
1121. and you leave us no choice.Copy !req
1122. What do you mean,Copy !req
1123. no choice?Copy !req
1124. But it's all right.Copy !req
1125. We're gonna makeCopy !req
1126. you all better.Copy !req
1127. All better.Copy !req
1128. Every hour that passesCopy !req
1129. that Jughead is out thereCopy !req
1130. is bad for business.Copy !req
1131. It's time to removeCopy !req
1132. Jughead and his fellowCopy !req
1133. Serpents by force.Copy !req
1134. Grown-ups going afterCopy !req
1135. teenagers? Wouldn't thatCopy !req
1136. be bad for business?Copy !req
1137. If Sheriff KellerCopy !req
1138. and his men do it, yes.Copy !req
1139. But boys,Copy !req
1140. led bravely by you?Copy !req
1141. The wrestling team.Copy !req
1142. No one would beCopy !req
1143. too upset by that.Copy !req
1144. I can't.Copy !req
1145. I'm sorry. I won't.Copy !req
1146. Archie, you madeCopy !req
1147. a promise to me.Copy !req
1148. An oath to this familyCopy !req
1149. in this very room.Copy !req
1150. - If you break it, thereCopy !req
1151. will be consequences.Copy !req
1152. - I understand.Copy !req
1153. So you'll help me?Copy !req
1154. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1155. But I hope you can proveCopy !req
1156. your loyalty to me in return.Copy !req
1157. Hmm. And howCopy !req
1158. would I do that?Copy !req
1159. By releasing my dadCopy !req
1160. from all commitmentsCopy !req
1161. to Lodge Industries.Copy !req
1162. Save our school!Copy !req
1163. Save our school!Copy !req
1164. Cops may letCopy !req
1165. you by, Red,Copy !req
1166. but you come in hereCopy !req
1167. acting like a big manCopy !req
1168. and I will knock you down.Copy !req
1169. Dad, don't! They'll throwCopy !req
1170. you in jail. Don't giveCopy !req
1171. him an excuse.Copy !req
1172. I'm sorry, Jughead.Copy !req
1173. Me too.Copy !req
1174. I'm not gonnaCopy !req
1175. fight you, Archie.Copy !req
1176. Look around.Copy !req
1177. It may have takenCopy !req
1178. a couple of days, but nowCopy !req
1179. people know what Hiram's doing,Copy !req
1180. what's happening here.Copy !req
1181. This fight is not gonnaCopy !req
1182. go away. We're notCopy !req
1183. gonna go away.Copy !req
1184. So go on,Copy !req
1185. cut us down.Copy !req
1186. I want themCopy !req
1187. to see you do it.Copy !req
1188. You think it evenCopy !req
1189. made a difference?Copy !req
1190. - Us freezing our asses off?Copy !req
1191. - Definitely.Copy !req
1192. Every revolutionCopy !req
1193. starts somewhere.Copy !req
1194. Good.Copy !req
1195. 'Cause I've been thinking,Copy !req
1196. we lost Southside High.Copy !req
1197. I don't want to loseCopy !req
1198. Riverdale High too.Copy !req
1199. And you've not heardCopy !req
1200. more unlikely words comeCopy !req
1201. from my mouth, Betty, but...Copy !req
1202. I wanna run forCopy !req
1203. Student Body President.Copy !req
1204. And I want you to beCopy !req
1205. my co-president.Copy !req
1206. - I know that you and Veronica—Copy !req
1207. - Okay.Copy !req
1208. Really?Copy !req
1209. - Just like that?Copy !req
1210. - Just like that.Copy !req
1211. I'm in, Jug.Copy !req
1212. There is no meCopy !req
1213. and Veronica.Copy !req
1214. You have to do meCopy !req
1215. a favor, though.Copy !req
1216. You have to let meCopy !req
1217. stay here.Copy !req
1218. I can't stay in the sameCopy !req
1219. house as Chic anymore.Copy !req
1220. Okay.Copy !req
1221. Okay.Copy !req
1222. What's going on?Copy !req
1223. Your pal Hiram Lodge called.Copy !req
1224. He's letting your dadCopy !req
1225. out of his contract.Copy !req
1226. Well, I never doubtedCopy !req
1227. your mom for a second.Copy !req
1228. - I knew she'd do it.Copy !req
1229. - Wow. That's—Copy !req
1230. That's great.Copy !req
1231. Yeah, and another thing,Copy !req
1232. son, your mother and ICopy !req
1233. have been talking, and—Copy !req
1234. I'm gonna stick aroundCopy !req
1235. for a while, help your dad withCopy !req
1236. some more unfinished business.Copy !req
1237. That contract was the lastCopy !req
1238. thing holding him back.Copy !req
1239. From what?Copy !req
1240. I'm gonna runCopy !req
1241. for Mayor.Copy !req
1242. Against the Lodges,Copy !req
1243. come what may.Copy !req
1244. Mrs. Blossom, hi.Copy !req
1245. I'm looking for Cheryl.Copy !req
1246. She wasn't at the hospitalCopy !req
1247. with her nana.Copy !req
1248. No, she's gone.Copy !req
1249. Boarding schoolCopy !req
1250. in Switzerland.Copy !req
1251. All girls. She leftCopy !req
1252. just last night.Copy !req
1253. Mrs. Blossom,Copy !req
1254. that doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
1255. Don't come here again.Copy !req
1256. Oh, honey. Poor child.Copy !req
1257. There's nothingCopy !req
1258. to be afraid of.Copy !req
1259. Sister WoodhouseCopy !req
1260. is going to help you.Copy !req
1261. Thank you,Copy !req
1262. Sister Woodhouse.Copy !req
1263. Yeah, she's gonnaCopy !req
1264. rid you of all thoseCopy !req
1265. naughty demons.Copy !req
1266. The ones making you think suchCopy !req
1267. awful, unnatural thoughts.Copy !req
1268. - Today, you must rest.Copy !req
1269. - Tomorrow...Copy !req
1270. The real work.Copy !req
1271. The conversion begins.Copy !req