1. Previously on Riverdale...
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2. - New wheels,
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3. Mr. Lodge?
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4. - The car is yours, Archie.
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5. This is what guys
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6. like Chuck think about
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7. women. We're objects.
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8. Cheryl was obsessed with you
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9. to the point where I was
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10. afraid she might hurt you.
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11. Cheryl threatened me!
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12. Did you know about
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13. Southside High closing?
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14. You acted
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15. like you didn't know.
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16. I can't trust you, V.
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17. Chic, I think that you
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18. should leave this house.
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19. I hear I'm back just in time
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20. for Carrie, The Musical?
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21. And this school's
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22. gonna burn...
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23. Jughead, thank you for
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24. meeting me before school.
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25. Look, Kev, I know
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26. what you're gonna ask.
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27. I'm making
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28. a behind-the-scenes
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29. documentary
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30. following our production
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31. of Carrie, The Musical.
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32. We're going period,
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33. '70s glamour,
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34. just like
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35. the Sissy Spacek movie
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36. and I want you to be
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37. our videographer.
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38. I'm in.
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39. just doesn't begin
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40. Look, I was thinking,
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41. maybe Andrews Construction
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42. could help build the sets
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43. for the school musical?
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44. You know, I got the lumber,
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45. I got the tools,
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46. I'm in between gigs.
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47. - You'd wanna do that?
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48. - Absolutely.
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49. Son, I'm thrilled
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50. you're getting back into music,
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51. even if it's not rock 'n' roll.
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52. And it's been a while
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53. since we've spent
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54. some time together.
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55. - That would be awesome, Dad.
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56. - Great, I'll give you
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57. a ride to school.
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58. Uh, I'm good, I'm just gonna
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59. take my bike. But thanks.
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60. Welcome to
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61. Carrie, The Musical.
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62. - Okay, thanks.
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63. Okay. Next, introductions.
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64. I'm Archie,
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65. I'm playing Tommy Ross.
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66. The boy next door.
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67. I'm Betty,
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68. I play Sue Snell.
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69. The good girl.
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70. Veronica Lodge,
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71. playing mean girl,
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72. Chris Hargensen.
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73. I'm Cheryl Blossom,
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74. playing the iconic role
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76. Tone deaf.
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77. Who's playing
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78. your mom? Margaret White.
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79. I am.
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80. - Mom?
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81. - Wait, seriously?
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82. - Settle down.
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83. Yes, it's untraditional
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84. - Can you hold this for me?
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85. but to me, there's nothing
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86. more amateur than
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87. age-inappropriate casting.
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88. I'm really looking forward
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89. to getting to know
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90. who this woman is,
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91. you know,
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92. get under her skin.
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93. And, of course, to spend
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94. some quality time with
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95. my daughter, Elizabeth.
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96. Uh, sorry.
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97. - I thought rehearsals
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98. were in the Music Room.
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99. - No problem.
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100. All are welcome here.
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101. So, Chuck Clayton,
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102. why did you say yes
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103. to being in the musical?
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104. I'm trying
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105. to reform my image.
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106. And, yeah, maybe
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107. it's a little counter-intuitive
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108. to be playing the villain,
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109. but, I mean,
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110. somebody's gotta do it.
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111. And I wanna do it right.
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112. You know, show up,
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113. put in the work,
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114. be a member of the team.
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115. And who knows, maybe...
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116. Maybe then people
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117. will start to change
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118. their minds about me.
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119. Kinda weird, huh?
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120. The two of us,
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121. playing boyfriend-girlfriend?
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122. Easy there, Arch.
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123. Big Brother's watching.
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124. No, I mean,
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125. things are strained with
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126. the four of us right now
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127. but we're here for Kevin,
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128. and to do this play,
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129. and I hope we can do it
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130. as painless as possible.
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131. Archie, Veronica lied
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132. to all of us, you included.
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133. Conspiring with her parents
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134. against the entire school?
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135. I mean, and it's fine that
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136. you're doing exactly what
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137. Tommy Ross would do,
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138. which is stand by her,
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139. but from where I'm standing?
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140. Veronica's just as much
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141. of a privileged,
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142. selfish, spiteful,
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144. as the part she's playing.
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145. Okay. Act one, scene one.
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146. Actually...
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147. Before we begin...
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148. I've heard whisperings
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149. that some of you
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150. ensemble-vultures
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151. - don't think I'm fit
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152. to play or sing—
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153. - No.
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154. The role of Carrie White.
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155. So, to settle this matter
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156. once and for all...
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157. - Maestro?
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158. - Okay, uh, Cheryl—
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159. Uh, Cheryl...
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160. of distant thunder
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161. Wow. I think I speak
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162. for everyone when I say
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163. that was undeniable, Cheryl.
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164. I have a dark
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165. confession to make...
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166. After Cheryl's brush
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167. with death this morning,
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168. I found a letter
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169. in my locker from
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170. someone alleging to be...
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171. And I can't believe
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172. I'm about to say this...
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173. the Black Hood.
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174. It's a prank.
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175. Look at it!
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176. Why would the Black Hood,
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177. who was shot dead by my dad,
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179. the role of Carrie
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180. be recast?
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181. Yeah, it does
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182. seem pretty small potatoes
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183. for the Black Hood.
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184. Yeah. Still. Jug, you can't
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185. tell anyone about this.
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186. As official documentarian,
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187. you're sworn to secrecy.
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188. Also, the show,
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189. as they say, must go on...
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190. of how we've all been
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191. that Carrie White'll
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192. good and sorry that
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193. Carrie White a night
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194. that Carrie White'll
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195. - If she plays with fire
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196. Ronnie...
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197. I need to ask you
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198. something.
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199. What? You want us to take
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200. that sexy new Firebird
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201. of yours to Lover's Lane?
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202. Actually, I was gonna ask
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203. if I could keep it parked at
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204. the Pembrooke for a few days.
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205. Why?
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206. I still haven't told
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207. my dad about the Firebird.
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208. And our dads
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209. are literal rivals.
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211. yours gave me this
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213. - it'll trigger
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214. World War Three.
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215. - Fine.
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216. Our garage
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218. About the election,
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219. do you really think
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220. Fred has a shot?
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221. In our favor,
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225. of his family by his side.
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226. I mean, Mary's gone,
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227. thank God.
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228. And well, Archie and Fred,
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230. so distant, have they?
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231. We just need
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232. to keep it that way...
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233. No way is this legit.
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234. Well, it's a legit threat,
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235. but it's definitely not
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236. from the real Black Hood.
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237. No, this is a classic
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238. Phantom of the Opera tactic.
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239. Mystery Man
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242. soprano gets recast or else.
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243. Who's to say this letter came
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244. from a mystery man at all?
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245. That's a good point.
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246. Hey, Ethel,
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247. what looks good?
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248. Someone's picked out
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249. all the M&M's from
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250. the trail mix.
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251. Ugh, that's terrible.
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252. It's probably Cheryl.
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253. I mean, she's always
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254. taking things she shouldn't.
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255. Like the role of
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256. Carrie from you...
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257. That's nice of you
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258. to say, Betty.
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259. For Kevin to have cast
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260. Cheryl as Carrie without
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261. even letting you audition...
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262. Would you say
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263. you feel angry?
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264. I mean, I was born
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265. to play Carrie,
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266. so not to be given
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267. a shot at it, yeah,
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268. it makes me angry.
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269. Wait, is Jughead
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270. filming us?
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271. No. Oh, no, no.
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272. No, he's shooting B-roll.
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273. Look, I have no idea
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274. what you're trying
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275. to get me to admit,
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276. but I
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277. am not a violent person
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278. and for the record,
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279. any record,
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280. I would never do anything
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281. to threaten or harm anybody
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282. for my own benefit, ever!
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283. What's happening, handsome?
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284. Just bussin' tables,
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285. Alice. You?
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286. Just finished rehearsal.
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287. I'm in
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288. the high school musical.
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289. Can you believe it?
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290. Maybe you'll come by?
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291. Check it out.
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292. I'm working, Alice.
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293. Sorry.
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294. Wow! Really?
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295. This old act again?
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296. You know what's funny?
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297. I was afraid our kids
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298. were going to make
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299. the same mistakes we did,
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300. but, it turns out,
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301. we're the ones making
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302. them, all over again.
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303. In this scene,
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304. gym teacher Mrs. Gardener
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305. is being a friend
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306. when our girl has none,
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307. out of sheer kindness.
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310. Stop, stop, stop!
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311. Okay, Cheryl, I'm the only
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312. one that's allowed to stop.
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313. I can't do this!
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316. a song about friendship.
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317. I know everything I did
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319. but I was
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320. wrestling with some dark,
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321. Carrie White-like demons,
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322. and I'm so, so sorry.
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325. - In a world where
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328. Veronica, mija.
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329. I noticed the Firebird parked
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330. in the Pembrooke garage.
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331. Is there a problem with it?
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332. No, Daddy. Archie's just
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333. parking it here until he
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334. tells Fred you gave it to him.
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335. He's worried
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336. he's gonna bruise
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337. his dad's ego or something.
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338. - That makes sense.
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339. - Yup.
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340. Cheers, mi alma.
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341. In keeping with
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343. I've just had
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344. a wicked idea...
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345. Everyone's been dumping
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346. 'Cause you feel
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347. Some of us have got it, girl
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348. Let's party, people!
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349. Okay, Veronica, I am
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350. obsessed with everything
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351. that just happened.
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352. Thank you, it helps
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353. to be off-book
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354. and in full costume.
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355. Don't be so modest.
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356. You're the literal
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357. embodiment of Chris.
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358. Never has a role been
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359. so perfectly type-cast.
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360. - Betty...
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361. What was that, Betty?
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362. I mean, think about it.
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363. Spoiled rich girl, check.
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364. Major daddy issues, check.
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368. including her boyfriend
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369. and best friend.
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370. Check, check, check.
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371. - How could you
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373. - Archie—
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375. no idea what's really
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377. All this intense stuff
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378. at home with her family,
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379. the pressure she's under.
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380. She's trying to do her best
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381. under insane circumstances.
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382. But can you tell me
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384. Help me understand
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386. It's not for me
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387. to say, Betty.
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388. You remember how
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390. When the Black Hood
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391. made you say all
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392. those horrible things?
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393. So, really, who should be
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394. playing Chris and who
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395. should be playing Sue?
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396. Archie, Betty, can you
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398. We're ready to run
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399. Tommy and Sue's love ballad.
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400. V...
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401. Betty, if you're
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402. here to rip into me again,
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403. I agree with what
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405. If there's anything playing
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406. Chris has illuminated,
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408. a terrible friend.
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409. I couldn't disagree more.
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410. there's a fire
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411. Afternoon, Gentlemen.
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412. I just came by to check
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413. on the progress of
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414. the show I'm producing,
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415. and lo and behold,
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416. Fred Andrews.
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417. Just donating
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418. my free time, Hiram.
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419. Has Archie taken you
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420. for a spin yet?
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421. - Mr. Lodge—
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422. - In the new Firebird
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423. I bought him?
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424. For all the help
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425. he's given me and my family
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426. in the past few months.
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427. That's, uh...
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428. It's a pretty smooth ride.
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429. Yeah.
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430. A young man never
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431. forgets his first car.
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432. - Dad,
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433. it's just a car.
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434. - Just a car?
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435. Did I raise you
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436. to be that spoiled?
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437. Seriously, this doesn't have
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438. to be a big deal, Dad.
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439. It is to me, son.
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440. I was planning on us
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441. going to the junkyard
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442. and picking out an old jalopy.
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443. We could've fixed it up,
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444. like me and Grandpa Artie
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446. Honey, I'm sure
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447. you're probably
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449. but I still miss you
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450. and I am worried about you.
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451. I love you, Chic.
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454. Mom?
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455. It's your brother.
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456. He, uh, won't return my calls.
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457. Not that I blame him
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458. for what I did.
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459. I'm gonna get a class of water.
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460. Do you want anything?
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461. Jughead, the sandbag was
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462. an accident and the letter
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463. was a prank, right?
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464. - Seems like it.
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465. - That's what I thought.
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466. But then I found this
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467. in my locker.
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468. Another letter
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469. from the Black Hood.
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470. "This is your last warning
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471. to replace Cheryl.
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472. Next time, the sandbag
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473. won't miss."
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474. Cheryl, it's a matter
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475. of your safety.
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476. I have to recast
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477. the role of Carrie.
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478. I will not succumb
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482. After the fires
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483. I've walked through, Kevin,
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484. the world needs
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485. to see me up on that stage.
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486. A Dark Phoenix reborn
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487. in the spotlight—
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488. Well, they'll have
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489. to wait, Cheryl.
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490. - Mother.
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491. - Even in a town
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492. as twisted as Riverdale,
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493. students require
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496. extracurricular activities.
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497. As I reminded
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500. you didn't have
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502. the musical and never will.
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503. So what? You just
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504. feast on broken dreams
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506. Playing a murderous
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507. telekinetic teen
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509. Please!
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510. This matricidal
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511. revenge fantasy...
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512. Never gonna happen.
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513. That's final.
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514. Due to some unforeseen
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515. circumstances,
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516. Cheryl will
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517. no longer be playing
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518. the role of Carrie White.
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519. - What?
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520. - Why?
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521. Let's just say that
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522. Penelope Blossom
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523. isn't much of a stage-mom.
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524. I think Cheryl's
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525. by the gym bleachers.
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526. In the meantime,
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527. Cheryl's understudy
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529. Understudy?
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530. I appointed one
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531. after the sandbag incident.
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532. Midge Klump!
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533. Screw the musical.
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534. I just wanted to
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535. prove to everyone
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537. but maybe I'm not.
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538. Toni, even Carrie White
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540. Cheryl, you've gotta show
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542. I don't know
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543. if I can anymore.
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544. I'm not the same girl
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547. Sure, you are.
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548. You're not done
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550. Not by a long shot.
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551. Just tell me what
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552. What if they like me?
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553. They'll leave
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554. - They might like me!
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555. They'll like me!
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556. - You're such a fool!
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557. Don't go.
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558. Mom?
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559. Don't leave me, Betty.
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560. Don't leave me
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561. like all the others.
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562. Am I directing a train wreck?
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563. And where's my tea?
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564. - Mom?
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566. Everything...
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567. Everything is crumbling.
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569. No, I haven't lost everyone,
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570. I've driven everyone away.
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571. I gave my son away
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572. when he was born,
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573. and then,
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574. I just did it again.
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575. And your father and I
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578. about some unspoken thing
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579. that happened years ago.
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580. And... And you and I have
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581. never been so frayed.
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582. My mom's
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583. always been a woman
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584. on the verge, but this...
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585. I have to do something
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586. to help her, Jughead.
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587. Something to make her feel
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588. less alone and abandoned.
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589. Guys, the programs are in,
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590. and they look amazing.
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592. signed on opening night.
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593. Dad, what're you
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594. doing here?
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595. Gotta get the sets
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597. Yeah, I... I guess
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598. I just assumed—
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599. What? That I would quit
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600. because we had
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601. a disagreement?
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602. That's not the way I roll.
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603. When Kevin came to me
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604. about Carrie, The Musical,
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605. he said I was the literal
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606. embodiment of Tommy Ross.
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608. a hero, a force for good.
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609. But I'm none of those things.
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610. I'm not the hero
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611. of any story...
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612. Lately, I've been
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613. going down this dark path,
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614. ignoring how much
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615. it hurt my dad.
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616. Mr. Lodge,
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617. there's something I gotta
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619. You may be my boss,
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621. don't try to get between
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623. - Because I promise you, sir,
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624. that is a battle
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625. you will lose, every time.
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626. So, thank you
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627. for the Firebird...
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628. But I won't be
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629. needing it anymore.
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630. Oh, who are we kidding.
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631. It's opening night!
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632. We're too nervous
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633. to eat, anyway.
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634. Alice...
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635. Thank you.
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636. You're welcome.
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637. I'm allergic to peonies.
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638. But how would you know that?
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639. We've only been
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640. married for decades.
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641. I'd really like to come
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642. back home, Alice.
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643. If you'll have me.
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644. If we do this, Hal,
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645. there can't be any more
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646. secrets between us.
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647. - Which means... Betty?
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648. - Yeah?
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649. - Honey, can you
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650. give us a moment?
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651. - Yeah.
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652. There's something that
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653. you should know about Chic.
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654. To be honest,
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655. I always suspected
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656. that Chic wasn't mine.
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657. I don't care, Alice.
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658. I want to come home.
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659. Alice...
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660. Our secrets
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661. can't hurt us anymore.
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662. But we can be together again.
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663. Don't you have a show
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664. to get ready for?
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665. Yeah, I do,
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666. but this couldn't wait.
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667. I gave back the Firebird, Dad.
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668. And I sold some of
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669. my music stuff so I could buy
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670. this off of Junkyard Steve.
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671. It needs a lot of work, Dad,
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672. but I'm up for it if you are.
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673. You better get going, Arch.
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674. I don't want you to be late.
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675. Claudius, is that you?
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676. Do you know whose
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677. blood this is, Mummy?
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678. This is Jason's blood...
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679. This is Daddy's blood...
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680. And the next blood
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681. to be spilt
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682. will be yours.
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683. Cheryl, dear God!
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684. You've been in cahoots
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686. you tried to kill Nana Rose,
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687. and then you shipped me off
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688. to a ghoulish nunnery.
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689. But your depraved
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690. gambits are finished.
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691. If you so much
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692. as pluck one hair from
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694. I'll end you.
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695. I burned one house down,
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697. Nightmare child,
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704. You and Uncle Claudius
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705. are pig-people.
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706. And should live
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708. Thank you. Hello.
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709. Good to see you.
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710. Thank you.
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711. Gillian, how are you?
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712. Hal, come here!
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713. Did you bring it?
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714. Ten minutes to places!
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716. I don't know.
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720. Well, hurry up, because
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721. it's ten minutes to places!
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723. I'm doing
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724. final interviews.
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725. Ethel!
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727. QED, folks, it was Ethel.
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728. What was?
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729. Uh, just some magazines.
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732. Those were for
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733. my vision board.
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734. It's okay. You can tell me.
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735. Get out of
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736. my dressing room, Jughead.
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737. Sounds like a guilty
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738. conscious to me.
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739. - Hey, Moose.
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740. - Get out of
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741. my way, Jones!
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742. What a to-do to die
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743. today at a minute
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744. or two till two.
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745. A thing
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746. distinctly hard to say,
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747. but harder still to do.
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748. Chuck?
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749. Let me speak
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750. for the whole gang
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752. throughout rehearsals
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754. of that of a proper
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755. Victorian gentleman.
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756. Um, what does that mean?
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757. Your pariahship
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759. Hey, Betty.
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760. Chic...
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762. Of course, I wouldn't
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763. miss this for the world.
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764. Five minutes
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765. to places, people.
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766. You should get back
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768. You're not really
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770. No problem.
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771. Break a leg, sis.
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772. All right, Carrietta,
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773. it's time to come out
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774. of your closet.
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778. her knees singing?
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