1. Previously on Riverdale...
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2. I'm so glad that
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3. you're home safe.
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4. And the babies are okay.
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5. You're transferring
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6. to Southside High?
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7. I'm not a Serpent, okay.
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8. That might be my dad's life,
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9. but not mine.
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10. First, you get shot.
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11. Then Ms. Grundy is murdered.
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12. What if some crazy person
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13. is going after people
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14. that I care about.
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15. Every fairy tale comes
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16. with the same warning.
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17. Good children should never go
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18. into the woods alone...
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19. Stray from the path
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20. and who knows
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21. what you'll encounter.
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22. A hungry wolf.
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23. A handsome devil.
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24. Or maybe something worse.
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25. Help! Help!
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26. Help me, please.
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27. Help me!
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28. Oh, I can take that
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29. in to Daddy.
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30. I want to ask him
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31. something, anyway.
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32. Oh, your father and I
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33. have business to discuss
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34. and you know the rules
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35. about his study.
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36. - Mom, those were the old rules.
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37. - Which still apply, Veronica.
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38. I thought I heard my two
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39. palomitas out here, chirping.
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40. Is that my café con leche?
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41. - Thank you, corazón.
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42. - Daddy,
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43. tonight's the season premiere
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44. of The Matchlerette,
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45. and I'd love to have
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46. my friends over to watch.
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47. - Who, exactly,
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48. are these friends?
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49. - Inner Circle only.
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50. You can watch with us
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51. they're dying to meet you.
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52. Of course they're welcome
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53. to come over, mija.
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54. - Thank you, Daddy.
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55. Hey, Captain, we going to start
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56. this practice or what?
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57. - Where's Coach Clayton?
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58. - He's at the hospital
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59. with Moose and Midge.
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60. What?
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61. Hey, guys.
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62. I only know
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63. what Coach told me.
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64. Late last night,
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65. Moose got shot,
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66. like, multiple times
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67. by some lunatic
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68. up at Lovers Lane.
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69. Oh, my God, is he...
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70. No, Arch, he's alive,
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71. so's Midge.
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72. He, like, shielded her
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73. with his body.
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74. She didn't get hit.
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75. Practice is canceled.
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76. You don't think that
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77. they're targeting students,
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78. do you?
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79. Should we be worried,
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80. like, what's going on?
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81. It was full-on Carrie.
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82. Midge covered
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83. in Moose's blood,
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84. screaming like a banshee.
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85. It was insane.
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86. Kev, what were you even
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87. doing out there?
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88. You could've been shot, too
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89. I was just night-jogging,
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90. you know,
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91. as one does and suddenly,
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92. I hear gunshots.
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93. Can we at least agree now that
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94. there's a killer on the loose?
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95. With a terrible aim.
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96. Jughead, he murdered
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97. Ms. Grundy,
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98. Archie, we don't know that
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99. all three crimes are related.
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100. Guys, can we focus
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101. on what matters here.
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102. Midge and Moose are alive.
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103. Archie's dad survived.
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104. The new season
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105. of The Matchlerette
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106. starts tonight.
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107. And you're all coming
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108. over to watch.
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109. There's a shooter
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110. terrorizing our town,
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111. and you really want us to watch
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112. a gross reality dating show?
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113. What I really want
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114. is for you guys
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115. to meet my dad, officially.
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116. Back in New York, my dad
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117. was always in his study.
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118. Doing very bad things
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119. as it turns out.
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120. I'm tired of closed doors.
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121. I need to know my dad's life
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122. and he needs to know mine.
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123. - Well, we'll be there, V.
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124. Can't wait.
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125. - Thank you.
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126. Hey, Andrews, we're going
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127. to the hospital to see Moose.
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128. You coming?
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129. Yeah. For sure.
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130. I'll see you tonight, Ronnie
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131. Oh, I better go, too.
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132. I was supposed to meet
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133. my "peer mentor"
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134. at Southside High
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135. - like, half an hour ago.
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136. - Wait! Are...
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137. Are you sure you can't just
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138. keep going here?
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139. I'll be fine.
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140. Bye.
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141. Okay, it's just us now.
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142. "Night-jogging?"
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143. Yeah. I'm trying
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144. to get in shape
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145. for wrestling.
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146. Fine, I was just cruising
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147. Fox Forest.
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148. But I am going out
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149. for wrestling,
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150. and I did tell my dad
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151. I was jogging.
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152. - And he believed you?
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153. - Yeah, because
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154. he wants to believe me.
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155. Hey, look, I get it,
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156. you're post Joaquin,
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157. but cruising?
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158. - Come on, Kev.
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159. You know I hate that.
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160. Why can't you just use
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161. Grind'em like every other gay
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162. guy in the world?
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163. Because no one's who they say
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164. they are online.
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165. At least in real life,
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166. what you see
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167. is what you get,
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168. there's no surprises.
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169. Moose and Midge were shot,
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170. literally, 300 yards
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172. and the person who did it
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173. is still out there.
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174. Tell me you won't go back there
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175. at least not until he's caught.
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176. Okay. "I will not go back."
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177. Scout's honor.
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178. If I wasn't such
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179. a big slab of beef,
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180. Midge might've been hit, too.
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181. You saved her life, Bro.
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182. Are your nurses hot?
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183. 'Cause, like, what if
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184. you pop a boner during,
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185. like, a sponge bath?
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186. And it wasn't a ski mask?
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187. He was wearing
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188. a black hood for sure?
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189. Is there anything else
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191. about how he looked?
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192. His eyes.
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193. They were green, right?
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194. They were blank.
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195. It was like there wasn't even
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196. a person behind them.
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197. He was like Michael Meyers.
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198. He had the Devil's eyes.
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199. It's the pins on my hat.
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200. Take it off and go again.
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201. Forsythe Pendleton
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202. Jones the Third.
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203. Uh, it's "Jughead," actually.
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204. I'm Toni Topaz.
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205. I was supposed to give you
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206. the full animatronic tour
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208. but some of the robots
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209. went insane
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211. killing the guests,
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212. so we'll just wing it.
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213. The classrooms don't have WiFi,
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214. the bathroom stalls
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216. What about
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218. The Red and Black?
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219. Yeah. It no longer exists.
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220. Censorships, budget cuts.
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221. Take your pick.
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222. To your right, you'll find
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223. a rare glimpse of Jingle-Jangle
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224. being consumed
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225. in its natural habitat.
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226. I'm sorry, "Jingle-Jangle"?
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227. This place is crawling
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229. Highly-addictive,
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230. total gutter drug.
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231. So let's not touch that.
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232. Jingle-Jangle.
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233. Fascinating...
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234. All right.
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235. Here in the Cafetorium,
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236. the Ghoulies sit over there
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239. rumors of cannibalism,
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240. don't ask.
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241. And we sit over there.
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242. With the Serpents.
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243. You're a Southside Serpent?
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244. Why do you think I volunteered
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245. to give you the tour? Come on.
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246. Actually, I'm gonna sit alone.
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247. Just gonna finish
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248. my book and brood.
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249. I'm confused
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250. aren't you, like,
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251. a Serpent-by-blood?
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252. The son of FP Jones.
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253. Yeah, so?
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254. I self-identify as a loner.
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255. I'm not a pack animal.
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256. Just gonna put my head down
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257. and try and get
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259. Hey, you wanna
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260. get through this?
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261. You should hang
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262. with the Serpents.
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263. If the Ghoulies get a whiff
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264. that you're alone
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265. or vulnerable,
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266. they'll make you their bitch
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267. faster than you can say
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268. "American History X."
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269. Moose and Midge
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271. The same guy that shot you,
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272. same hood, same eyes...
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273. Look, may be
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274. and maybe not.
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275. Dad, it's him.
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276. And if Sheriff Keller is not
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277. gonna take that seriously,
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278. then I think we should...
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279. We should be ready.
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280. Like, maybe
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281. we should buy a gun.
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282. Just be armed in case—
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283. easy, okay?
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284. Ease up a minute.
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285. We're gonna let
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286. the cops do their job.
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287. - "Armed?" What the hell
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289. Archie, this is not
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291. We don't keep guns
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293. Okay?
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294. So just cool it.
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295. Why don't you come sit down
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297. - Archie?
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298. - I'm sorry.
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299. I'm sorry,
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300. this thing with Moose.
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301. Honestly, it's like
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303. My dad keeps saying leave it
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304. to Sheriff Keller and I'm like,
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305. "Yeah, Dad, 'cause he did
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306. such a great job of catching
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307. Jason's murderer."
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308. Oh, wait, I'm sorry
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309. that was us.
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310. Inside voices!
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311. No, don't stop him.
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312. Archie going Travis Bickle
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314. But doesn't it feel like
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316. I mean, specifically?
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317. I don't want
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318. anyone else getting hurt.
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319. You know, back in our
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320. salad days, when we had
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321. a getaway on the Cape,
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322. all of us in our little
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324. and hired private security
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325. to keep out the riffraff.
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326. As an added layer
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327. of protection.
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330. - Daddy.
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331. - We're are on our way
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332. - to dinner at the club.
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333. - Yes.
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334. But I wanted to meet
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336. Great, thank you.
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337. Uh, this is Betty Cooper.
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338. Hi, nice to meet you.
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339. And Jughead Jones.
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340. - Hi. You know my dad.
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341. I do. He's a good man.
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342. He values family.
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343. I hope his return comes sooner
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344. rather than later.
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345. - Yeah, so do we all...
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346. - Daddy, this is—
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350. Daddy...
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351. Uh it's nice to meet you, sir.
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352. Ah, please.
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353. Call me Hiram.
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354. Listen, I couldn't help
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355. but overhear your discussion,
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356. And I... I understand
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357. your frustration
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358. with Sheriff Keller.
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359. And as for someone
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360. who has had his own share
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361. of run-ins with the law...
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362. I can say with confidence
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363. that the police aren't
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364. always the solution.
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365. Sometimes, we need to take
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367. We need to be able
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368. to protect ourselves.
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369. We're gonna lose our table.
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370. Oh, yes, of course.
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371. Hey, it was nice
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372. to meet all of you.
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373. - Archie?
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374. - Yes?
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375. Why don't you come over
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377. I look forward to seeing
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380. You can't touch me now
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381. About Archie
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382. coming over for dinner.
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383. I wouldn't push that
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385. I'm not.
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386. Daddy invited Archie.
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387. Daddy wants to please
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389. And you want
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391. Mija.
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395. with your friends.
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396. And that will happen,
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397. just... no need to rush it.
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398. No need to be so
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400. I'm off to school.
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401. What's that?
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402. I don't know
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403. it was on the porch.
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404. Guys, we're under attack.
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405. And by "we," I mean
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406. our friends, our families.
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407. This time
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408. it was Moose and Midge,
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409. next time it could be you,
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410. your girlfriend,
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411. your family.
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412. It's time to do
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413. something about it.
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414. I want us to start
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415. a watch-group.
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416. Not to canvas the town,
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417. that's not workable.
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418. But to focus on Riverdale High,
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419. its students,
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422. Where we all hang out.
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423. An extra circle of protection
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424. around them.
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425. You want us to take it
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426. to the streets, kick some ass.
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427. That was my first thought,
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428. too, Reg, but no.
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430. I'm talking about a patrol.
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431. An extra set of eyes and ears
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432. for the police.
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433. And what if we run
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434. into the killer?
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435. Then we call Sheriff Keller.
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436. We're not vigilantes.
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437. We're watch-dogs.
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438. We're the Watch-Dogs.
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439. We're not called
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440. "the Watch-Dogs", Reg.
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441. We're called the Red Circle.
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442. We hold the line.
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443. We're not waiting around
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444. for the next attack.
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445. From now on,
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447. Fahrenheit 451.
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448. By one of my favorite authors,
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449. Ray Bradbury.
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450. Let's start with the title.
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451. Can anyone tell me
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452. its significance?
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453. What? Damn it!
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454. People, there's a burning book
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458. at which paper burns.
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459. "It was a pleasure to burn."
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460. Indeed. Thank you, Mr...
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462. Welcome to hell.
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463. Uh, hi, Mr. Phillips?
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464. Mr. Jones.
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465. Toni was telling me
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466. you used to advise
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468. I was wondering,
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469. what happened?
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470. Drugs and gangs came
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474. like the school paper
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475. was an exercise in futility.
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476. I'm interested
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477. and I have experience too.
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478. When I was at Riverdale High,
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479. I wrote
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480. for the Blue and Gold.
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481. I'll put in the work.
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482. Are your articles online?
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483. Yeah.
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484. I'll take a look,
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485. let you know.
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486. Thanks.
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487. What happened last night?
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488. You said you were coming
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490. Yeah.
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491. Something came up.
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492. Something in the woods?
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493. Betty, don't take
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494. this the wrong way,
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495. but, how many years
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498. about Archie
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499. and now Jughead?
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500. Did you ask my permission
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502. No. Because you didn't need it.
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503. And I don't need yours.
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504. Dating is one thing,
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506. Is none of your business.
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507. I'll, uh...
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509. Kev...
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510. So, button-down Kevin Keller
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511. has a sex-drive,
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513. So it's putting him in danger.
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515. Oh, Betty.
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517. of the human psyche.
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518. Kevin used to be
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519. a lonely awkward fat boy
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520. with acne.
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521. Now, he's a smoke-show.
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522. And?
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523. In his mind, he's still that
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524. unattractive Pugsley.
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527. even if he has to find it
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529. Even with a killer
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531. Even if you don't approve.
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532. I have incredible news,
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533. Archiekins.
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536. Chez moi.
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537. Oh, Ronnie, this week's...
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538. I don't care.
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539. Archie, this is non-negotiable.
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540. That drive-by he did during
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541. The Matchlerette was
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542. a kind gesture, but this...
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543. This is like... I don't want
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544. to call it a test,
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545. though it kind of is.
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546. What am I being tested for?
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547. Not you, my father.
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548. Can he just be a dad
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549. for one night?
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551. to know someone who's...
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552. Who's important to me.
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553. Well, in that case,
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554. I'll be there for you, Ronnie.
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555. Sadly, I don't have time
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556. to teach you Spanish,
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557. but I've selected some
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558. common phrases
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560. and practice.
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561. Oh, and can we not talk
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562. about the private army
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564. Okay? Thanks.
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565. - What's wrong?
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570. to publish this letter.
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571. He wants everyone to know that
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572. he shot Fred Andrews.
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573. And Moose and Midge.
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574. And murdered Geraldine Grundy.
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575. Are you sure that
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576. this is real?
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577. Oh, it's real,
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578. all right.
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579. "This is the Black Hood.
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580. I am the man who shot
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581. the adulterer at Pop's.
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582. I killed the child-predator
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583. in Greendale.
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584. I shot the drug and
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585. sex-addicted teenagers
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587. Riverdale is not innocent.
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588. It's a town of hypocrites
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589. and degenerates
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590. and criminals.
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591. My wrath is the price
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593. your secrets, your sins.
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594. I will not stop,
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595. I cannot be stopped.
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596. I am the Wolf.
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597. You are the Flock.
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598. This is the blood-letting.
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599. You will hear from me again."
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600. Well, Tom, how real
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601. is this threat?
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602. It's definitely
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603. Fred Andrews' wallet.
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604. His sunglasses,
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605. I'm checking with Greendale PD.
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606. Alice,
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607. in the spirit
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608. of public safety...
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609. Tom, tell me if you disagree.
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610. I think it's important to
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611. not give this lunatic
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613. Mayor McCoy,
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614. it is our responsibility
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615. to let the public know
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616. that he's out there
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617. targeting his next victim.
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618. If you... If you print this,
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619. you're gonna cause panic.
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620. I want a media blackout
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621. for 24 hours
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622. in this letter at least.
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623. And I'll be taking it
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624. into evidence.
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625. I'll send you a copy.
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626. Oh, no need, Sheriff.
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627. We've already made one,
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628. right before we sent it
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629. to the printer
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630. for tomorrow's front page.
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631. Mr. Jones?
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632. I read your work,
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633. I'm impressed.
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634. So much so that
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635. I'll consider re-opening
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636. The Red and the Black
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637. on two conditions.
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638. One, no gangs.
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639. Two, no Jingle-Jangle.
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640. You can write about them
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641. but if I see you trafficking
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642. in either, we're done.
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643. That will not be
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644. a problem for me.
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645. Did you actually think
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646. I would let a bunch of
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647. teenagers form a militia?
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648. We're trying to help,
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650. People are scared.
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651. Well. A lynch mob
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652. won't help that.
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653. Sheriff Keller.
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654. We have
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655. a big problem here,
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656. Waldo.
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657. You see, your student has
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658. formed his own private army.
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659. The Red Circle
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660. is a school club.
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661. What, you endorse this?
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662. Archie Andrews has shown
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663. tremendous initiative.
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664. You can't fault students for
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665. wanting to protect each other.
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666. Morning, Waldo.
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667. Well, it's no New York Times.
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668. But, hey, kudos on finding
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669. your safe space, Snowflake.
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670. Yeah.
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671. All I need now
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672. is a photographer
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673. with an amazing eye
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674. and a hunger
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675. for social justice.
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676. And I think I'll be set.
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677. Topaz. Let's bounce.
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678. Jones, you wanna come with?
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679. We're going down to the quarry.
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680. Uh, I don't have
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681. my beach bod yet.
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682. What, you'll ask for help from
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683. the Serpents when you need it
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684. but you won't hang with us?
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685. Don't come crawling to us
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686. hat in hand
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687. when some Ghoulie decides
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688. to earn his stripes
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689. by taking out FP Jones's kid.
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690. Duly noted.
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691. Thank you, Sweet Pea.
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692. I appreciate what you
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693. and the Serpents have done
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694. for me and my dad.
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695. I do.
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696. But I'm done.
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697. Okay?
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698. No more favors coming your way.
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699. He made up his mind, okay?
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700. Take the hint, Sweet Pea.
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701. He's just not that into you.
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702. Let's motor.
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703. Catch you later, Jones.
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704. I'm going.
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705. I'm leaving Riverdale.
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706. - What?
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707. - Polly, slow down,
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709. give the babies whiplash...
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710. I've already
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711. called the farm.
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712. They still have
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713. room for me.
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714. "Farm"? What farm?
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715. The farm that Jason and I
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716. were running to
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717. before my life fell apart.
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718. Hey, honey,
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719. let's just talk about this.
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720. Why're you leaving?
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721. Ask Mom. She's the one
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723. A killer targeting sinners.
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724. Polly, you're not a sinner.
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726. carrying my cousin's babies.
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727. I am the poster child
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728. for sin, Betty.
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729. All right, that's it.
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730. Over my dead body are you
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731. gonna run off to some farm
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732. and give birth in a trough,
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733. no doubt.
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734. It might be over
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735. your dead body, Mother,
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736. but it certainly won't be
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737. over mine or my babies.
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738. - Polly.
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739. - I'll talk to her.
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740. Midge wanted to thank you.
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741. For saving my life.
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742. You're like her new hero now.
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743. Hey, so...
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744. What were you doing out there
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745. in the woods anyways?
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746. What were you doing out there
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747. with Midge?
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748. I mean, besides drugs.
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749. That was her idea.
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750. She likes to get a little
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751. crazy sometimes.
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752. I like Midge.
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753. A lot.
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754. But sometimes I'm not sure
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755. we're that great a match.
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756. Kevin...
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757. You okay?
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758. Just, I haven't been making
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759. great decisions lately.
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760. Been lying to my dad.
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761. Sneaking around,
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762. going into the woods.
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763. I know it's dangerous but
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764. I also can't stop myself.
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765. It's like I don't even care,
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766. what is that?
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767. I don't know,
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768. but guys like us,
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769. like you,
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770. in a town like Riverdale,
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771. you don't have
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772. a lot of options.
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773. So, even if
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774. something bad could happen,
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775. we go for it.
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776. 'Cause what if,
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777. for ten minutes or maybe
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778. even just for two minutes,
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779. we're not alone.
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780. I glad you're okay,
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781. Moose. Midge, too.
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782. Kevin?
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783. You don't have to go.
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784. Or you can come back.
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785. Whenever.
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786. If you wanna hang out,
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787. or talk.
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788. You're playing with fire,
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789. I want you to know.
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790. I'm polishing the cutlery, Mom.
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791. In advance of my parents
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793. over a civilized dinner.
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794. Well, that may be your agenda,
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795. but it's not necessarily
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796. your father's.
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797. He's making an effort,
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798. I'm making an effort.
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800. an effort is you.
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801. I'm trying to warn you,
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803. About what, Mom?
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804. What do you think Daddy's
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805. going to do to Archie?
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806. Please, God, enough
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807. of these veiled threats.
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808. Tell me
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809. if you think he's dangerous.
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810. Say it to my face right now,
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811. or forever hold your peace
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812. because we're never having
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813. this conversation again.
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814. Can't do it, can you?
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815. Just remember,
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816. you're the one
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817. who welcomed him back.
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818. I thought no weapons.
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819. I've had this bat
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820. since I was ten.
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821. Check out the backseat.
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822. Old school.
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823. - Betty.
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824. So this is The Red and Black.
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825. You cannot be here at night,
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826. unless you're armed.
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827. Well, I am.
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828. Okay, honestly, Bets?
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829. I hit pay dirt.
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830. Do you remember
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831. how no one could
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832. explain the local component
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833. of Clifford Blossom's
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834. drug pipeline?
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835. The Jingle-Jangle, the stuff
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836. that Moose and Midge were on?
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837. - It's coming from here.
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838. I know that my dad said
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839. that Serpents never deal
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840. in hard drugs
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841. but the Ghoulies do.
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842. But is it wise to be writing
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843. about gangs and drugs
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844. while you're going
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845. to school here?
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846. Are you worried about me?
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847. Well, yeah, Jug.
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848. I thought you
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849. liked me reckless.
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850. Oh, sorry. Guys, I didn't see
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851. the sock on the door.
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852. It's okay.
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853. Hey. Toni. Uh...
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854. Betty, this is Toni.
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855. She is the photographer
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856. - for the newspaper.
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857. This is Betty.
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858. This is my girlfriend.
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859. Hi, Toni.
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860. Huh. You're not at all
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861. what I pictured.
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862. Really?
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863. What did you picture?
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864. Uh, Emily the Strange.
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865. Winona Ryder
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866. from Beetlejuice.
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867. Hey, look what Betty got us.
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868. Great minds.
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869. Great minds.
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870. Oh, perfect timing.
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871. - Zip me up?
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872. - Of course.
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873. You know, um,
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874. one thing about this apartment,
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875. It's that sound carries...
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876. Even in my study,
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877. with the door closed,
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878. I could hear you and
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879. Veronica in the dining room,
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880. as if we're all together.
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881. If you want to burn down
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882. your relationship
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883. with our daughter,
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884. that's your business.
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885. But...
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886. Don't ever try to
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887. poison her against me.
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888. Clear?
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889. Of course.
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890. You look nice.
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891. Thank you, Delores.
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892. Anytime.
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893. Have a good run, Kevin.
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894. Oh, Kevin.
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895. You precious, beautiful,
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896. compulsive piece of trash.
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897. Hey, this is Archie.
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898. Okay, slow down,
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899. I can barely...
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900. Are you sure?
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901. No, don't...
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902. No. No. No, don't do that.
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903. Just get
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904. somewhere safe, okay?
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905. We're gonna cut around
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906. back to Hastings street.
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907. Stay calm,
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908. we're on our way,
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910. - This is where
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911. she said she was.
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912. - Are you sure?
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913. Yes, I'm sure.
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914. Ethel? Ethel?
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915. Archie!
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916. Archie!
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917. Ethel, what happened?
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918. I was walking home,
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919. and this van just...
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920. pulled up and then
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921. circled back, like,
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922. three times
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923. Okay, did you see...
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924. Did you recognize it?
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925. No. No, I'm sorry.
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926. - Are you okay?
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927. Don't be sorry.
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928. - Yeah.
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929. Oh, my God.
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930. What're... What're you
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931. guys doing here?
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932. Cheryl called me and said
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933. it looked like you were going
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934. for a jog,
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935. - headed towards
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936. Fox Forest.
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937. - Fact.
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938. You said you weren't going
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939. to do this anymore.
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941. Betty, what...
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942. What do you want from me?
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943. I want you to have more respect
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944. for yourself than this.
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945. "Respect for myself"?
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946. - Yes.
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947. - Look, we've been friends
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948. for a long time,
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949. but you still have no idea.
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950. Well then,
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951. tell me, Kev, please.
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952. You act like we've got
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953. the same set of options,
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954. but we don't.
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955. You live in this
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956. pale pink world of milkshakes
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957. and first kisses
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958. and "Am I gonna date
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959. Archie or Jughead?"
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960. Except for when she's
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961. Dark Betty.
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962. Right! Right, right! Except for
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963. when you're exploring
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964. your BDSM sexuality
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965. which, again,
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966. you're allowed to do,
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967. but I'm not.
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968. Because, why?
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969. This is what I've got, Betty,
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970. me, these woods.
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971. So, please don't come here
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972. and tell me it's disgusting.
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973. If you can't accept what I do,
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974. whatever I do,
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975. then we're just...
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976. We're not really friends.
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977. Jughead.
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978. Jughead.
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979. How's the War on Terror going?
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980. It's going.
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981. So listen, um,
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982. about this dinner
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983. with the Lodges.
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984. Hiram Lodge is more than
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985. just your girlfriend's dad.
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986. He's my business partner.
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987. Ronnie and I both get that.
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988. And even if things
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989. with us change,
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990. I'll be a gentleman.
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991. I won't do anything to offend
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992. her or Mr. and Mrs. Lodge,
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993. I promise, Dad.
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994. Problem is Hiram.
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995. He's a kind of person who...
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996. Well, he'll find a way
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997. to be offended if
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998. that's what he wants.
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999. - Just be careful, okay?
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1000. - Yeah.
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1001. Can't you just
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1002. take a day off?
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1004. it's just some
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1005. cuts and bruises.
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1006. I told you that motorcycle
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1007. was risky, Jug.
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1008. You promised you were always
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1009. gonna wear a helmet.
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1010. It was just around the block.
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1011. Don't blame me.
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1012. Blame the pothole.
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1013. I thought you were going to say
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1014. you got jumped by those
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1015. - Creepies.
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1016. - Ghoulies.
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1017. But nah, the Serpents
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1018. won't allow that.
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1019. They got Jughead's back.
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1020. Even though he's not a member.
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1021. It's just family loyalty.
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1022. All right, well,
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1023. I got to go to school.
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1024. Try to fix this mess
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1025. with Kevin.
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1026. Toni, will you keep
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1027. an eye on him for me?
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1028. All over it.
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1029. - Don't tell Betty.
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1030. She doesn't need to know.
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1031. We warned you about
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1032. the Ghoulies.
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1033. I think you'll take them
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1034. a lot more seriously now.
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1035. Yeah.
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1036. I will now.
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1037. The pazolé
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1038. was really great, Mrs. Lodge.
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1039. Glad you liked it.
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1040. So, Veronica tells me
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1041. you, uh,
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1042. rescued the Muggs girl.
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1043. Yeah, but the creeper got away.
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1044. - We need to be a lot faster
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1045. with our response time.
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1046. - Yeah.
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1047. Because you'd like
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1048. to be ahead of the threat.
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1049. I... I understand.
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1050. So tell me,
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1051. have you ever had rum?
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1052. Rum, like...
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1053. Like the alcohol?
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1054. Yeah, there's a signature
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1055. Lodge family label. It's...
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1056. I have some in my study,
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1057. would you like to try it?
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1058. Of course he would.
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1059. Oh, palomita, would you mind
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1060. if Archie and I had
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1061. a little chat, man-to-man?
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1062. Okay. Sure, Daddy.
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1063. Oh, pobrecita.
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1064. Poor little princess.
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1065. The king will always
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1066. keep her at arms length.
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1067. She'll never be allowed in
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1068. his private throne room.
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1069. Cab's waiting.
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1070. Polly, are you sure
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1071. this is how you want to leave?
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1072. Without even telling
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1073. them goodbye?
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1074. - I know Mom's sorry.
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1075. - She's always sorry.
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1076. Until she does the next thing.
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1077. I'll be fine.
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1078. - I'll call you. I promise.
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1079. - Okay.
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1080. I like having her up there.
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1081. Looking over my shoulder.
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1082. Keeps me honest.
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1083. It's probably not the sort
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1084. of thing your father
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1085. approves of, is it?
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1086. Uh, rum? No, no.
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1087. Not really, Sir.
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1088. No.
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1089. I meant about your Red Circle.
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1090. He's... He's still
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1091. trying to wrap his head
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1092. around it, I guess.
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1093. You know, Archie...
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1094. I hope we can respect
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1095. each other,
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1096. you know, moving forward.
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1097. Yeah, yes.
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1098. Of course, Mr. Lodge.
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1099. No more sneaking into
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1100. my daughter's bedroom...
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1101. Ever.
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1102. You know and never,
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1103. ever hurt Veronica.
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1104. You know, I...
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1105. I do have a thought
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1106. about your Red Circle,
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1107. actually.
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1108. You know, it's a noble idea.
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1109. But, evil, Archie,
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1110. has no regards for nobility
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1111. or good intention.
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1112. You know, and sometimes
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1113. defending yourself,
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1114. it's not enough.
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1115. You need to, uh, strike back.
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1116. Go on the offensive.
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1117. This Black Hood, he is
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1118. waging a war based
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1119. on terror and fear.
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1120. Those are his weapons.
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1121. They should be yours, too.
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1122. It's Kevin, leave a message.
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1123. If people still do
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1124. things like that.
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1125. Hey, how's it going?
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1126. Kinda late to be
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1127. out here.
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1128. - I'm waiting for someone.
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1129. - Is it me?
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1130. I can give you a ride,
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1131. drop you somewhere.
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1132. Come on, get in.
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1133. Moose and Midge were shot...
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1134. Tell me you won't
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1135. go back there.
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1136. Hey, you know what,
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1137. that's... That's okay.
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1138. Why, you're playing
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1139. hard-to-get?
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1140. - Come on, get in.
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1141. - No, I'm not.
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1142. Get in the damn car,
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1143. you little tease.
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1144. It's late.
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1145. Hi, Dad.
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1146. Where have you been?
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1147. Betty had this thing.
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1148. Don't lie to me, boy.
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1149. Betty was here earlier,
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1150. looking for you.
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1151. We had a talk about
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1152. what you've been doing.
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1153. With everything
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1154. that's going on right now,
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1155. I need to know you're safe.
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1156. You hear me?
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1157. Do you hear me?
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1158. I know that, uh...
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1159. There are certain things
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1160. that we don't talk about.
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1161. Maybe it's time that
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1162. we start trying.
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1163. Okay?
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1164. Okay, son.
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1165. It's okay.
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1166. Oh, I know that smile.
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1167. - I've been thinking...
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1168. - Oh, boy.
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1169. I want a more active role
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1170. in Lodge Industries.
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1171. I mean, I am a shareholder,
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1172. am I not?
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1173. That's an honorary title,
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1174. Veronica.
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1175. Let's make it a real one,
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1176. Daddy.
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1177. I want to get
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1178. my hands dirty.
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1179. I want to be in the room
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1180. where it happens.
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1181. Unless there's a reason why
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1182. I shouldn't be involved.
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1183. Get a peek behind the curtain?
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1184. No. None at all.
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1185. Of course,
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1186. you should be involved.
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1187. You're a Lodge, after all.
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1188. Is this seat taken?
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1189. Those kids in the fairy tales
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1190. who go into the woods,
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1191. they don't ever
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1192. come back the same.
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1193. They're always changed
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1194. in some fundamental way.
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1195. Sometimes for the better.
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1196. More often for the worse.
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1197. That's the common
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1198. misconception about
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1199. fairy tales.
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1200. They very rarely
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1201. have a happy ending.
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1202. Doiley, is it recording?
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1203. This is a message
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1204. for the coward calling himself
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1205. the Black Hood.
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1206. You think you can attack us
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1207. from the shadows.
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1208. But Riverdale is a lot stronger
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1209. than you.
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1210. And we're not afraid.
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1211. See, there's only one of you.
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1212. But we are legion.
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1213. We're called
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1214. the Red Circle.
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1215. And we're coming for you.
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1216. We will find you.
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1217. We will hunt you.
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1218. And we will end you.
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