1. Previously on
Riverdale...
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2. I propose a truce.
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3. You don't make
a move against me,
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4. and I won't make
a move against you.
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5. You can't fight your destiny.
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6. No! Don't!
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7. The Warden also called Archie
a Red Paladin.
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8. They marked you for sacrifice.
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9. I gave it to myself.
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10. I let my guard down
for a second.
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11. Maybe it's time you make
this thing come to a head.
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12. You've got to take drastic action, boy.
Words aren't gonna do it.
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13. I agree. Something that's
going to give us purpose.
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14. Mobilizing that gang to search for
Archie's lost boy gave me the idea.
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15. We've come up with a plan
to deputize the Serpents.
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16. We're in escrow.
I sold the house.
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17. To who?
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18. Some anonymous buyer.
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19. Oh, my God!
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20. - And we'll figure out a payment plan for the rest.
- Understood.
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21. In exchange, you're gonna
lend me those sweet wheels.
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22. - Not Bella.
- Oh, wait, one more thing.
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23. Don't tell Jughead
about our business.
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24. Everything's going
just how you said, Mom.
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25. Got Dad
wrapped around my pinky.
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26. We moved to the right place
at the right time.
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27. I could feel it.
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28. What exactly is
the American dream?
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29. For my dad, on the eve
of his 50th birthday,
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30. the American dream was this.
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31. A father,
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32. a mother,
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33. a son,
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34. a daughter,
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35. a loyal hound,
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36. food on the table.
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37. The only thing missing was...
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38. Eat up.
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39. Because when we're done,
we're taking a little ride.
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40. Where to, Mom?
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41. Well, that's a surprise, JB.
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42. But I think you're gonna like it.
You too, old man.
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43. Who you calling old?
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44. Aw. Come here.
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45. You're all cockeyed.
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46. What are
we doing here?
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47. Well, it's an early birthday gift
for your dad.
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48. I mean, for all of us.
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49. Just closed on it
a few days ago.
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50. - Gladys, uh...
- Mom...
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51. What?
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52. What the hell is
Alice Cooper doing in my house?
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53. - FP?
- Jug?
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54. Mrs. Jones.
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55. Are you the anonymous buyer?
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56. What the hell
happened here?
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57. Oh, uh...
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58. We had a minor mishap
with a candle.
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59. Nothing that a fresh coat of paint
or a new set of curtains won't fix.
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60. I am so confused.
You sold our house to the Joneses?
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61. Not to me.
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62. I bought it.
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63. I made
an all-cash offer online.
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64. - Mom, we can't move in here.
- Why the hell not?
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65. Well, because
it's Betty's house.
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66. There's definitely been some
sort of misunderstanding.
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67. I think we should all
just walk away from this.
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68. That won't be necessary.
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69. - At least not as far as I'm concerned.
- Mom.
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70. No, this house is my past.
I just want to be done with it.
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71. We're obviously
not going to move in.
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72. How much you wanna bet?
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73. My mom wants to sell it,
your mom wants to buy it. It's done.
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74. Well, if that is the case,
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75. one good thing is that you
could just stay in your room.
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76. Live with us.
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77. I don't know.
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78. Jug, living with your family when I
don't even know your mom that well...
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79. What were you gonna do?
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80. Crash at Vee's,
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81. which I think
I should still do until I...
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82. figure things out.
Is that okay?
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83. Yeah, of course.
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84. You still up for breakfast
with a marked man?
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85. Yeah.
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86. Here's
the deal, Archie.
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87. I checked with my dad,
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88. I pulled all the files on Warden
Norton after he committed suicide,
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89. and I cleared out his office,
and I found this.
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90. Quest Card.
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91. "Kill the Red Paladin."
Like the one Ricky had.
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92. These two cards
are identical.
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93. That's the same design,
same card stock.
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94. To me, that indicates that someone printed
out multiple "Kill the Red Paladin" cards,
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95. put them out into the world.
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96. We need to find out who.
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97. I know where to start.
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98. So, what do you think?
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99. Perfect for Quebec.
N'est-ce pas?
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100. I don't understand.
Who's going to Quebec?
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101. I thought, since you've been working
so hard with the Pretty Poisons,
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102. it might be good for the two
of us to get away together.
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103. So, I booked us a spring break
ski trip to Mont Blanc!
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104. Me and the Pretty Poisons
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105. were planning on doing
a road trip to Sugar Lake.
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106. Fine.
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107. We don't have to go
to the mountains.
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108. We don't have to go
anywhere, ever.
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109. I'm not saying that. Cheryl.
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110. I...
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111. Shoot.
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112. Sorry, I'm running late
for work.
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113. Can we talk about this later?
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114. Archie. Long time.
How have you been?
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115. I was doing pretty good,
Mr. Lodge,
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116. until a homeless kid
stabbed me in my house.
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117. Did this person break in?
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118. No.
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119. But he did have one of these.
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120. Do you recognize it?
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121. I, um...
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122. You started that quest,
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123. "Kill the Red Paladin,"
with Warden Norton.
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124. And Tall Boy,
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125. when he was working for you,
referred to me as the Red Paladin.
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126. Even if he did, Archie,
it's all in the past.
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127. We have a truce, you and I.
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128. Mr. Lodge, did you give
a Quest Card to Warden Norton?
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129. - Yes.
- Did you give out any others?
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130. I...
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131. I printed out an even dozen
of these Quest cards.
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132. I gave three to Norton
and nine to Tall Boy to...
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133. distribute amongst the more...
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134. fanatical players.
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135. Well, truce or no truce,
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136. the clock you wound up
is still running, Mr. Lodge.
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137. There's other players out there
biding their time, waiting to kill me
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138. that I now need to track down.
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139. Right.
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140. I might be able
to help you with that.
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141. While I briefly
distributed Fizzle Rocks,
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142. my soldiers like Tall Boy would
make drop-offs and pickups
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143. to various hot spots
around town.
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144. - "Hot spots"?
- Yes.
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145. Where like-minded individuals
would gather to do Fizzle Rocks
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146. and play
Gryphons and Gargoyles.
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147. Here's a list of the locations.
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148. The players you're looking for
might be there.
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149. Hey, red hot,
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150. what's in the basket?
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151. Freshly baked cherry scones
for my T.T.
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152. A gesture of goodwill
after a disagreement we had.
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153. Do you know
where she's stationed tonight?
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154. You'll see her downstairs.
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155. I swear I didn't know Gladys was
even looking at real estate.
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156. Listen, FP, I...
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157. I want you to know that house
means nothing to me.
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158. Wish I could say the same
about you and Gladys.
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159. Alice, uh...
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160. She and I, we're...
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161. We're still married.
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162. Yeah.
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163. Gladys left you and Jughead,
don't forget that.
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164. That was my fault.
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165. All right?
I was a no-good husband, a...
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166. A rotten father.
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167. Do you love her, FP?
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168. She's the mother
of my children.
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169. And me?
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170. Do you love me?
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171. Doesn't matter now.
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172. It's over.
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173. I'm sorry.
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174. Ronnie,
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175. can we talk business?
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176. Always.
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177. What's up?
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178. I've invested
a lot of time here.
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179. Being a bartender,
a bouncer, a deliveryman.
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180. Pit boss, you name it.
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181. I've also made sacrifices,
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182. like giving my car to Gladys.
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183. So, I've been thinking,
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184. I want to be
your business partner.
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185. Reggie,
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186. you have been nothing
but helpful and dedicated,
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187. but I still owe a hefty debt
to my father and Gladys.
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188. It just wouldn't be wise for me to
begin another partnership right now.
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189. Veronica, I know
what I'm worth.
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190. You should know it, too.
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191. Believe me, I do.
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192. But to quote my abuelita,
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193. no one walks on water
in my place...
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194. except me.
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195. Mom, can I ask you
about buying the Cooper house?
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196. Sure, what about it?
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197. Well, it seems awfully
convenient, doesn't it,
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198. that particular house?
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199. It also seems pretty permanent.
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200. Yeah, I've been looking at real
estate in Riverdale for a while now.
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201. Where'd you get
that kind of money?
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202. I sold the chop shop in Toledo.
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203. Is there a problem, Jug?
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204. No...
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205. It's just, since you've
been back, you've made
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206. what some people would call
some shady moves.
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207. Buying the Cooper house,
foisting the Gargoyles on me.
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208. I'm sorry, why are you so
suspicious of me all of a sudden?
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209. Well, because we haven't had a single
conversation since you've been back.
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210. Heck, I don't know what your plan is.
What you're doing here.
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211. It did me good
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212. to see you
and your dad in Toledo.
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213. It reminded me of
what I'd be missing.
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214. The entire family together.
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215. As for what I'm gonna do here,
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216. I am going to get Jellybean
in school,
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217. find myself a job,
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218. maybe at a garage.
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219. How does that all sound to you?
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220. It sounds good.
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221. Is it true?
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222. Oh, Jughead.
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223. Look,
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224. your dad has got
a sweet gig now.
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225. We've got a house
with rooms for everyone.
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226. I'm looking at this whole thing
like a do-over,
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227. a chance to be a real family.
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228. That's all I want.
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229. Oh, no, that's not true.
There is one more thing.
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230. It's, uh, your dad's 50th,
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231. and I've decided to throw him a
little soiree at the speakeasy,
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232. and I would really like it if
you gave the birthday speech.
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233. You're the writer
in the family.
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234. What do you say?
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235. Yeah.
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236. Okay, I'll do it.
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237. Today, the Serpents
start a new chapter.
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238. You're no longer outlaws.
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239. You're law keepers,
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240. which is why I've got
Tom Keller here to help.
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241. He is the best damn sheriff
Riverdale's ever had.
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242. Well, thanks, FP.
That's quite an introduction.
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243. Um, a lot of what we'll be doing
over the next couple of months
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244. will be like basic training.
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245. Each junior deputy will be paired with
an officer who will then mentor them.
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246. Jughead, boy,
you're riding with me.
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247. Did you ever think
in a million years
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248. that at 50 you'd be sitting in the
driver's seat of a sheriff's cruiser?
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249. No, I never even imagined
I'd make it to 50.
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250. Figured that was
my expiration date.
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251. What did you think
was gonna happen?
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252. I'd get myself killed or drink
myself to death, like my old man.
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253. In a way I'm, uh...
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254. I'm just happy to be here.
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255. Happy to be alive.
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256. What are you most proud of?
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257. You
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258. and your sister, I'm uh...
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259. I'm proud of you both.
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260. So, we're really doing this?
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261. Moving to the Northside,
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262. into the Cooper house?
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263. It's like a Norman Rockwell
painting with leather jackets.
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264. You know,
you and Jellybean deserve it.
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265. And for the first time ever, I'm in a
place where I can provide for my kids.
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266. I can put a real roof over your head,
food in your mouths.
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267. Damn.
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268. It only took me 50 years
to get here.
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269. We've got a
10-23 at the Chock'lit Shoppe. Out.
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270. 10-4. On my way.
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271. What the hell is a 10-23?
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272. Hey, Pop.
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273. What's going on?
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274. Some Fizzle Rocks junkie spazzed out
and threw hot coffee all over Delores,
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275. then ran out of here.
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276. I thought Fizzle Rocks
were gone,
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277. this whole candy epidemic
was over?
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278. Yeah,
but I've heard rumblings,
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279. rumors that someone's looking
to reopen the candy store.
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280. I wonder who.
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281. That's a good question.
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282. Nana Rose,
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283. you haven't seen Toni,
have you?
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284. Not since she gave me
an envelope of money.
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285. Come again? Money for what?
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286. I believe she called it
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287. rent.
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288. Fascinating.
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289. I've been thinking
about our conversation.
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290. What's this?
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291. It's what I consider to be a good,
fair starting salary for you.
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292. So, I'm just a hired
hand to you, Ronnie?
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293. You think I'm here busting
my ass to make minimum wage?
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294. That's more than
minimum wage, Reggie.
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295. Enough to buy
a clean conscience?
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296. You know what?
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297. Why don't you take
the rest of the night off,
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298. clear your head,
and recalibrate your attitude.
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299. Yeah.
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300. That's a good call.
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301. - And you believe Hiram?
- I do.
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302. He says he gave out
12 Quest Cards.
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303. Well, he's nothing
if not thorough.
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304. Okay, so that means there could be
as many as ten cards still in play,
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305. and that means we need to
figure out how to track them,
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306. and whoever's
holding them, down.
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307. Yeah, Mr. Lodge gave me a list of the
places his dealers used to go to,
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308. where G&G players congregate.
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309. Suds Laundromat, Innuendo...
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310. These places are all nearby.
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311. I say we check them out,
starting with the comic book shop.
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312. See if we can tap into
Riverdale's gaming network.
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313. And so continues
our nerdiest mystery yet.
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314. Princess Fate, it's your roll.
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315. But you're down five hit points and
the hellhounds are gaining on...
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316. You're not allowed back here.
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317. This is a sacred space.
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318. Sheath your sword, Game Master.
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319. Just here
to ask some questions.
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320. Sorry to interrupt your game,
but, uh,
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321. we're here because of this.
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322. Do you recognize it?
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323. Yes.
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324. And we know who you are.
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325. That quest is in play here.
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326. Yeah, well,
take your shot, then.
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327. Who gave it to you?
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328. The King.
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329. The Gargoyle King came here?
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330. To the back room
of a comic book store?
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331. One of his disciples delivered
the Quest Card for him.
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332. He wore a mask.
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333. Didn't say much.
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334. What, was he delivering
Fizzle Rocks?
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335. Who has the card now,
one of you?
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336. No one in this room.
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337. Well, whoever does
have the card,
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338. why haven't they made a play
against the Red Paladin yet?
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339. The Red Paladin
is an advanced quest.
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340. It takes time to adequately
prepare for it.
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341. But they'll act on it.
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342. And sooner or later,
they'll come for you, Red Paladin.
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343. How are things with you and
Jughead now that his mom's back?
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344. Good.
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345. He told me I could stay in the
house with them in my old room,
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346. which feels just weird to me.
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347. But, I mean, I guess I'd get to
know his mom and sister better.
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348. Why do you ask?
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349. Betty, there's something I need
to tell you about Mrs. Jones.
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350. What?
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351. She swore me to secrecy, but...
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352. I can't have you getting caught up in this,
not even by association.
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353. Caught up in what, Vee?
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354. I have insider information that
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355. Gladys Jones is taking over
the drug trade in Riverdale.
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356. What, like Fizzle Rocks?
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357. I thought all that stuff
was gone now?
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358. It was.
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359. But like Gloria Swanson,
it's getting ready for a comeback,
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360. with Gladys leading the charge
instead of my father.
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361. Vee, you need to
tell me everything.
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362. And then
I have to tell Jughead.
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363. It's a weird feeling,
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364. knowing there are all these people,
strangers out there who want to kill me.
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365. It's the game.
It makes people crazy.
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366. You know, as a matter of fact,
those hardcore gamers are so obsessive,
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367. any message they receive from the
Gargoyle King they take as gospel.
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368. Maybe we can harness that.
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369. Like when I became
the Gryphon Queen.
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370. Right. Now, we know that the only
way to complete Hiram's quest
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371. is to kill the Red Paladin.
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372. But who says the Gargoyle King
can't add to his own quest,
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373. offer a different outcome?
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374. Do you guys remember when
we were in elementary school,
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375. and it was snowing,
and we played that game,
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376. uh, king of the mountain?
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377. - Yeah, kind of.
- Not really, no.
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378. Well, you won every time, Archie,
so we can play to your strengths.
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379. I'll write an addendum
to the quest
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380. that says the Red Paladin will defend his
mountaintop for 12 hours, dusk till dawn.
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381. Anyone that has this "Kill the Red Paladin"
card can try and take you down,
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382. but if they don't by the time the challenge
ends, your mark of sacrifice is lifted.
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383. - Let's do it.
- Okay, well, if we're gonna do that,
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384. no weapons, hand-to-hand combat only,
only one challenger at a time.
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385. Perfect. But we're still
gonna need a space.
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386. A mountaintop that's going to
increase your chances of winning.
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387. I think I know someone who can
help provide that.
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388. Get writing, I'll call you.
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389. We'll watch over him.
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390. I know it's risky,
but it's better to see them coming. Right?
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391. Right.
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392. It's better to see it coming.
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393. I heard from someone,
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394. a source, that
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395. Fizzle Rocks may be
coming back into Riverdale.
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396. Yeah, my money's on it
being Hiram again.
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397. Actually, my source says
your mom is stepping in.
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398. Jug.
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399. - Well, who's your source?
- I can't reveal that.
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400. But I would not tell you this
if I didn't believe them.
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401. They're trustworthy.
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402. Okay.
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403. I'll look into it.
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404. What? Let me help you.
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405. No.
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406. Thank you
for telling me, Betty,
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407. but you have to let me do
this on my own.
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408. Plus, we have
Archie's quest to finish.
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409. I'll let you know
if I find anything.
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410. I have a request.
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411. I need somewhere to host and
end my Red Paladin challenge.
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412. Your what now?
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413. I'm calling in everyone who
has one of your Quest Cards,
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414. and since you're the one who got me
into this mess in the first place,
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415. I figured you could help me
find an appropriate spot.
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416. As a matter of fact,
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417. I recently acquired
a city block
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418. near Sweetwater Docks,
where there are various shuttered businesses
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419. including a hole-in-the-wall
boxing gym.
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420. Right now,
it's just sitting there.
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421. You're welcome to use it.
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422. Thank you, Mr. Lodge.
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423. Arch, any luck?
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424. I found a place for the mountaintop,
Jug, an old boxing gym by the docks.
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425. Okay, I'll add it to
the new, improved quest
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426. and have the guys distribute it
the same way Hiram did.
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427. - Awesome. I'll see you at dusk?
- See you at dusk.
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428. Sweet Pea, Fangs, you're going
to the old comic shop.
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429. Old Deuteronomy and Weasel,
you're going to hit Innuendo,
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430. and Termite and Jinx, you're going to
cover All About the Glaze.
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431. And we need to canvass all of Hiram's hot spots
if we're going to get the word out fast.
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432. - What about these masks?
- Wear 'em.
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433. Remember, the goal is to try
and convince them
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434. that this quest came directly
from the Gargoyle King.
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435. We're on it.
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436. And there's one more thing.
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437. It's kind of personal.
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438. These aren't just
gaming hot spots.
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439. They were hubs for Hiram's
Fizzle Rock trade.
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440. I've heard a rumor that a new
player is moving in to restart it.
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441. I want you guys to suss any
information that you can, discreetly.
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442. And if you find anything,
I want you to come to me and only me.
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443. Okay?
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444. - Let's go.
- Yeah.
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445. Reggie, what the hell
is going on?
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446. Your bozo boy-toy here
thought it wise
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447. to try to steal his car back
before we settled our account.
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448. - Not smart.
- Mrs. Jones,
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449. perhaps I can make it up
to you in some way.
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450. Now, how are you
going to do that?
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451. Your husband's 50th
at La Bonne Nuit.
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452. Let me cover
the expenses for that.
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453. Done, but keep your arm candy
off my damn property.
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454. How could you have
done something so reckless?
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455. You know we're this close to paying
off our debt to her and my father.
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456. - I'm sorry.
- You're sorry?
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457. Reggie, this is how wars start.
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458. Damn it, Veronica,
I gave you everything.
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459. I wanted to get
my damn car back, at least.
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460. Cheryl.
What are you doing here?
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461. - I'm working.
- I'm not here for you, babe.
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462. I was in the mood to gamble.
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463. So no ulterior motives, then?
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464. Only to win, of course.
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465. Now, be a doll,
and fetch me a Bellini, why don't you?
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466. Maybe we didn't allow enough
time for word to get around?
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467. Maybe they didn't believe that it
was actually coming from the...
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468. I'm here for the Red Paladin.
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469. Arch.
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470. Well,
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471. I guess the word got around.
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472. Challengers...
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473. welcome to the Iron Mountain.
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474. Approach this
hallowed battleground,
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475. submit your
"Kill the Red Paladin" card,
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476. bring the Paladin to his knees in
three minutes, and your quest is won.
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477. However,
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478. should you run out of time,
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479. should you fall
to the Paladin's hand,
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480. then your quest is over.
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481. Is that understood?
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482. Then let's go!
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483. Who's next?
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484. Next!
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485. You're doing great, Arch.
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486. How many of these guys
am I fighting?
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487. Well, what do we have here?
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488. Lying in wait for me?
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489. - Color me shocked.
- Oh, please.
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490. Earlier tonight,
you were casing the place,
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491. and you wanted me to know it.
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492. So, what are you
going to do now?
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493. Cuff me?
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494. Get off of him!
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495. Okay, uh,
there's only 11 cards here.
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496. What, that's all?
Who else wants to try?
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497. - Who is that?
- Captain Golightly.
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498. My old guard at L&L.
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499. Norton's lap dog.
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500. My price for admission.
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501. Hey, look at me.
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502. Are you sure
you're up for this?
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503. It's okay.
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504. I want
the sacrifice mark off me.
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505. Enter the Kraken!
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506. Begin!
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507. This one's for the warden.
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508. And this one's for me.
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509. - Yes!
- Whoo!
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510. That was for me.
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511. Sacrifice no more.
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512. That was hot...
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513. and nice.
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514. Agreed.
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515. Um...
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516. But I think we need to talk about
what's going on between us.
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517. What is that, exactly?
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518. I think you have a problem
with the Poisons
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519. because for once I'm in charge
of something and you're not.
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520. False.
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521. I'm upset because you seem to want to spend
all your time with them instead of me.
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522. Cheryl, I love you.
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523. And yet...
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524. I can't spend all my time cooped
up in that house in your bedroom.
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525. - Our bedroom.
- That's exactly it.
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526. It doesn't feel
like our bedroom.
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527. It's entirely yours.
Your space.
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528. It sounds, Toni,
like you regret moving in with me.
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529. Well, maybe it was too soon.
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530. Too fast.
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531. In that case, maybe you moving out
is exactly what needs to happen.
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532. Thank you
for loaning me the gym.
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533. Was it a successful night?
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534. - Time will tell.
- Hmm.
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535. But, yes,
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536. the quest you set in motion
is finished.
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537. Very good, Archie.
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538. No, I want you to keep those.
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539. And the gym.
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540. I...
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541. appreciate you helping me out
this week, Mr. Lodge,
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542. but I don't want
to be in your debt.
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543. It's not a debt, Archie,
it's compensation.
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544. It's a way for me
to make amends,
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545. since I was responsible for launching the
Red Paladin quest in the first place.
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546. Take the keys.
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547. Gym's yours.
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548. No strings attached.
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549. Thank you, Mr. Lodge.
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550. Hey, can I help?
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551. You can start by telling me
what's gotten into you.
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552. Are you seriously self-destructing
because I won't make you my partner?
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553. Partly.
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554. I've got an issue with
how I'm being treated by you.
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555. Really?
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556. I want to be more
than just your errand boy.
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557. Or pit boss.
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558. Or casual hookup.
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559. I want to matter, Ronnie.
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560. You do matter.
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561. And, lest we forget,
I just went through a wrenching breakup
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562. just a few months ago.
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563. So, yeah,
I'm taking things slow.
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564. Answer me honestly,
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565. would we even be dating
if not for the speakeasy?
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566. Probably not.
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567. But I'm glad we are.
Aren't you?
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568. I've given up so much for you.
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569. I feel like you owe me,
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570. and I'm not getting
an ounce in return.
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571. In that case...
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572. I bought your car back
from Gladys.
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573. Now we don't owe
each other anything.
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574. You guys had
a hell of a night.
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575. Well, it was mainly Archie.
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576. What about you guys?
Did you find anything?
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577. Yeah, it's bad news, Jughead.
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578. Hey, just in time.
I'm making your dad's favorite,
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579. - fried chicken.
- We need to talk.
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580. I've been hearing rumors that you didn't move
to town to get the family back together,
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581. but instead to take the
drug trade from Hiram Lodge?
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582. You know...
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583. I never was one
for small town gossip.
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584. Is it true?
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585. Yeah, it's true.
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586. - Why?
- Why do you think?
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587. I did it for you.
I did it for your sister.
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588. Hell, I even did it
for your dad.
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589. It's about time the Joneses
got a taste of it,
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590. the American dream.
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591. No. You don't get
to put this on us.
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592. This is criminal and selfish.
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593. Since when is taking care
of my family a selfish act?
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594. Do you even know
where your dad and I come from?
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595. Hmm? No one ever
handed us anything.
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596. We had to hustle and scam just to
make sure there was food on the table
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597. and that you and Jellybean
had a place to sleep at night.
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598. Am I proud of all the crap
that we had to do? No.
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599. No, and you don't even
know the half of it.
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600. But we did our best,
and we survived,
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601. and now we're moving to Elm Street,
which is all your father ever wanted.
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602. Dad would not be okay knowing
how you paid for that place.
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603. Which is exactly why you're
not going to say a word to him.
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604. It would break him. Again.
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605. Maybe for the last time.
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606. And I know you don't want
to do that to him.
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607. Happy birthday, Mr. Jones.
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608. - Aw.
- Thank you, Betty.
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609. Not too long ago,
you threw one of these for Jughead.
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610. - Do you remember?
- Ooh, how could I forget?
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611. - Happy birthday, Dad.
- Thanks.
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612. Hey, you kids don't go too far because
the good stuff is about to happen. Right?
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613. - Yeah.
- Sure.
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614. FP Jones.
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615. As I live and breathe.
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616. - Happy birthday, brother.
- Thanks, Fred.
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617. - It's a bit much, though, huh?
- Uh, nah.
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618. You don't get too many nights like this.
You gotta soak it up.
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619. Feel like
I stumbled into this party
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620. and people are about to ask,
"Who let you in?"
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621. Everybody takes
their own path, FP.
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622. And your path has
brought you here.
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623. We are gonna be neighbors
and I'm happy about it.
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624. Me too. All right.
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625. - Thanks for being here.
- Yeah.
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626. I got your message, Cheryl.
I'm so sorry to hear about Toni.
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627. Oh, Kevin.
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628. Are you familiar with the phrase,
"Que sera, sera"?
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629. Sure.
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630. It means "whatever will be,
will be."
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631. Yeah, it's also
heavily featured
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632. in the iconic high school
black comedy Heathers.
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633. By the way, did you know there's
a musical version of it?
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634. Cheryl, the Farm is co-sponsoring
the musical this year,
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635. and it's going to be Godspell.
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636. Not anymore.
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637. I need to focus my rage,
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638. therefore this year's musical
is Heathers.
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639. You're directing,
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640. I'm playing
Heather Chandler.
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641. Any questions?
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642. I thought not. Okay, bye.
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643. Thank you, everyone,
for coming out to
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644. celebrate one
of Riverdale's finest.
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645. The finest, if you ask me.
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646. My husband, FP Jones.
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647. Once, he was a king,
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648. a great king.
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649. Maybe the best ever.
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650. But I think the greatest role
that he's ever held...
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651. is that of father.
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652. So, why don't we ask Jughead
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653. to come on up here
and say a few words.
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654. What do you say, guys?
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655. Do you have
any idea what you're going to say?
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656. - Jug! Jug! Jug!
- I have no clue.
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657. Jug! Jug! Jug!
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659. Thanks, I...
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660. wrote...
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661. It's no secret that the Jones men
don't really like birthday parties.
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662. We're a rather broody bunch.
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663. You know, I remember when you made
me promise not to stop writing.
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664. Not for anything.
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665. And I haven't.
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666. I've written every day.
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667. But I could punch keys
every night in a booth at Pop's
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668. and never come up with a story
nearly as remarkable as yours.
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669. You've gone from the wrong the side of
the tracks to the right side of the law.
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670. From Serpent king
to sheriff of Riverdale.
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671. From a man
that most people in this town
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672. had probably written off...
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673. to someone that
righted his wrongs...
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674. and brought
our family back together.
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675. That's who you are to me,
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676. someone that would do
anything for his family.
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677. There's something you need
to know about this family.
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679. Me
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680. and Jellybean and Mom.
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681. I'm proud to be your son.
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684. to be part of your
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686. Here's to 50, Dad.
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687. And to 50 more.
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688. That was
a beautiful speech, Jug.
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689. Thanks.
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690. Most of it was true.
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691. What are you gonna do now?
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692. Save Jellybean, protect my dad,
and run my mom out of town.
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