1. Long ago, in a distant land,
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2. I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,
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3. unleashed an unspeakable evil.
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4. But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword
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5. stepped forth to oppose me.
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6. Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time
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7. and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.
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8. Now the fool seeks to return to the past
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9. and undo the future that is Aku.
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10. This is Sir Dreyfuss Alexander,
Angus McDuffy,
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11. and I am Sir Colin Bartholomew
Montgomery Rothchild III.
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12. You, my friend, are a living fossil.
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13. The spell Aku cast must have
ripped me from my own time
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14. and flung me into the distant future.
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15. We need you.
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16. With your tremendous skill.
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17. You can break us free
from the grasp of Aku.
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18. I will help you.
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19. We never got your name.
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20. - Jack.
- Jack, wazzup?
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21. - Jack, Jack.
- Yo, Jack.
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22. Ja-a-ack!
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23. They call me Jack.
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24. Many years have gone since that day.
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25. And now, my formidable foe,
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26. you will pay for my pain in the past
with your pain in the future.
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27. Aku's drones approach from the south.
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28. They will be upon us by sunrise.
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29. I say, there are quite a few of those
Aku destroyer beetle drones.
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30. How are you ever going to be
able to defeat them?
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31. I'll need some weapons.
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32. The destroyer drones
have entered the valley!
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33. Everyone take cover!
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34. Yah!
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35. Aah!
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36. (SOFTLY) No. There is no escape.
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37. Now, that was smashing.
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38. A real bang-up job.
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39. Uh, good sir, Jack, it was truly
a noble deed you have done today
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40. and an historic victory
most worthy of our logs.
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41. You have saved our pack
from the wrath of Aku's drones.
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42. We are forever indebted to you.
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43. Thanks are not necessary.
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44. It is my duty to oppose
the minions of Aku,
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45. and my mission to vanquish
the very demon himself.
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46. Well, then, now that we have
a chance at freedom,
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47. we should take our leave
of these forsaken mines.
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48. Our pack shall continue
our once nomadic life,
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49. searching for more answers
to our puzzling history.
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50. I wish you the best.
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51. We certainly invite you to join us.
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52. No. I cannot.
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53. Aku's wrongs must be righted.
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54. Surely there is a way
to reverse his spell.
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55. I will find a way back to my own time.
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56. There I will finish
what I started centuries ago,
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57. and defeat Aku's evil
before it was ever truly unleashed.
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58. Bah!
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59. He is stronger than I remember.
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60. But no matter.
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61. For you see, little samurai,
the world is mine.
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62. My eyes and ears are everywhere.
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63. Nothing you do will go unseen.
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64. Quest as you may,
but we will meet again when I see fit
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65. in a time and place of my choosing.
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66. And it is I who shall put an end
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67. to the war started
in that age long passed, Samurai Jack.
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