1. Long ago, in a distant land,Copy !req
2. I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,Copy !req
3. unleashed an unspeakable evil.Copy !req
4. But a foolish Samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword,Copy !req
5. stepped forth to oppose me.Copy !req
6. Before the final blow was struck,Copy !req
7. I tore open a portal in timeCopy !req
8. and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.Copy !req
9. Now the fool seeks to return to the pastCopy !req
10. and undo the future that is Aku.Copy !req
11. I just crashed your dumb old carCopy !req
12. with my super cool bike.Copy !req
13. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
14. Come on. Everyone knows a bike
could never smash a car. Dumb!Copy !req
15. - Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!Copy !req
16. - Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!Copy !req
17. - Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!Copy !req
18. - Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!Copy !req
19. - Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!Copy !req
20. - Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!Copy !req
21. - Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!Copy !req
22. - Nuh-uh!
- Uh-huh!Copy !req
23. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
24. Time out, dudes!Copy !req
25. Huh?Copy !req
26. Now you listen here, dudes!Copy !req
27. We got a respect for private property
thing going on hereCopy !req
28. that don't involve flying
around at top speedCopy !req
29. on them motorcycles smashing windows!Copy !req
30. What's this? A hero?Copy !req
31. I like him. He's got spunk.Copy !req
32. Release him.Copy !req
33. Huh? Who in the...Copy !req
34. You have insulted my footwear.Copy !req
35. My sandals don't like to be laughed at.Copy !req
36. Get him!Copy !req
37. Huh?Copy !req
38. That's right. Come to—Copy !req
39. Ugh! Ugh!Copy !req
40. Huh?Copy !req
41. Ugh!Copy !req
42. Ow!Copy !req
43. Ah! OW! Ooh! OW! Ugh!Copy !req
44. Ow!Copy !req
45. Come on, boys!Copy !req
46. This fool isn't worth our time.Copy !req
47. Nice moves, dude!Copy !req
48. I like your style.Copy !req
49. I can honestly say that I have never seenCopy !req
50. anyone champion the ideals of shoemanshipCopy !req
51. With such heartfelt game, if I may.Copy !req
52. I got to confess.Copy !req
53. I'm kind of feeling a kindred, spiritual
kind of bond kind of thing here with ya.Copy !req
54. 'Cause I, like you,
understand the importanceCopy !req
55. of the proper footwear
in our everyday performance.Copy !req
56. And if I might be so bold,Copy !req
57. you, sir, are in need of a new pair!Copy !req
58. Since you were such a bro
about helping me out of that jam,Copy !req
59. I'll give you for free,
at no additional charge,Copy !req
60. your pick of any shoe
at the world famous foot-chalet!Copy !req
61. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
62. Get a load of those legs!Copy !req
63. Hey, good-lookin'.Copy !req
64. We'll be back to pick you up later.Copy !req
65. Check out them stems!Copy !req
66. Say, sweet thing, let me get your number.Copy !req
67. Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
68. Oh, no she didn't!Copy !req
69. Do you believe that?Copy !req
70. Oh, girl! Look at you!Copy !req
71. Mm-mm mm-mm-mmm!Copy !req
72. Ooh, baby-baby.Copy !req
73. Ooh, baby, you looking' good!Copy !req
74. I'm going to have
to lose weight or something!Copy !req
75. Shoot, I ain't mad at you, sweetie.Copy !req
76. Do your thang, girl! Mmm...Copy !req
77. That's right, girl!
You got to work what you got.Copy !req
78. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
79. Any luck, dude?Copy !req
80. I almost forgot about these!Copy !req
81. They just arrived.Copy !req
82. Utilizing the latest technologies,
air foam, transposit,Copy !req
83. shock-absorbing, double wishbone,Copy !req
84. five point one digital
surround suspension,Copy !req
85. Well, whatever, dude!Copy !req
86. They're the newest,
latest ones! Let's try them on!Copy !req
87. Easy now.Copy !req
88. Make... me... proud... brother!Copy !req
89. Huh?Copy !req
90. Those... Where did you... How... Wait!Copy !req
91. Excuse me. Pardon me.Copy !req
92. Young boy! Wait!Copy !req
93. Boy! Come back! Wait!Copy !req
94. I saw Samurai Jack!
I saw Samurai Jack!Copy !req
95. I saw Samurai Jack!Copy !req
96. Excuse me. I...Copy !req
97. No, no, no. Sorry.Copy !req
98. Shop is closed.Copy !req
99. You come back tomorrow.Copy !req
100. It is dinnertime.Copy !req
101. I am closing shop.Copy !req
102. We open at 6:00 a.m. tomorrow.Copy !req
103. If... You!Copy !req
104. You are the Samurai!Copy !req
105. Samurai Jack!Copy !req
106. Oh! It is an honor
that you would grace my humble garage!Copy !req
107. Ah! To what do I owe this great privilege?Copy !req
108. I don't mean to trouble you,Copy !req
109. but I was wondering...Copy !req
110. Oh! Where to find dinner!Copy !req
111. Right here, my friend!Copy !req
112. My wife is cooking as we speak.Copy !req
113. Thank you, but...Copy !req
114. there are villains
at large that I must deal with.Copy !req
115. Oh, there are always villains,Copy !req
116. but you cannot
defeat them on an empty stomach.Copy !req
117. Now, come.Copy !req
118. It would be a great honor
if you'd join my family for dinner.Copy !req
119. Come! Come, come!Copy !req
120. I saw Samurai Jack!
I saw Samurai Jack!Copy !req
121. I saw Samurai Jack!Copy !req
122. Did not.
Like I'm sure.Copy !req
123. I know!Copy !req
124. He's such a little dorf-norf.Copy !req
125. - It's like...
- Ladies.Copy !req
126. Oh my Gosh!Copy !req
127. He's so handsome!Copy !req
128. Dear! Set another place at the table.Copy !req
129. We have a guest.Copy !req
130. Oh, did you bring home another oily,Copy !req
131. jet car pilot again?Copy !req
132. I swear, if you...Copy !req
133. Oh! Samurai Jack!Copy !req
134. Madam, please excuse my intrusion.Copy !req
135. No, no.Copy !req
136. Please, please.
Welcome to our table.Copy !req
137. Thank you.Copy !req
138. Your home is wonderful.Copy !req
139. Perhaps this is the time machine
I've been seeking.Copy !req
140. Ah. We feel it is important
to remember the old ways.Copy !req
141. We try to honor our ancestors
by keeping traditions from the old landCopy !req
142. and by retelling the old stories.Copy !req
143. And the new stories.Copy !req
144. Yeah! Your stories.Copy !req
145. Hi-cha!Copy !req
146. We know you'll beat Aku someday, Mr. Jack.Copy !req
147. You're the greatest!Copy !req
148. Yes.Copy !req
149. Your legend is an inspiration to all
who live under the heel of Aku.Copy !req
150. Please, if there is any way
we can help you, just ask.Copy !req
151. Well, I wanted to ask
about your son's shoes.Copy !req
152. Thank you so much, my friend.Copy !req
153. I wish I could repay you some...Copy !req
154. Oh!Copy !req
155. Huh?Copy !req
156. Uh-Oh.Copy !req