1. Long ago
in a distant land,Copy !req
2. I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness,Copy !req
3. unleashed an unspeakable evil.Copy !req
4. But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword,Copy !req
5. stepped forth to oppose me.Copy !req
6. Before the final blow was struck,Copy !req
7. I tore open a portal in timeCopy !req
8. and flung him into the future,
where my evil is law.Copy !req
9. Now the fool seeks to return
to the pastCopy !req
10. and undo the future that is Aku.Copy !req
11. Move it, slave!Copy !req
12. Pick it up!Copy !req
13. Don't worry.Copy !req
14. You'll get used to it
soon enough.Copy !req
15. - What do you mean?
- Silence!Copy !req
16. No talking, slave!Copy !req
17. Halt!Copy !req
18. What is—Copy !req
19. No talking!Copy !req
20. It is no use.Copy !req
21. There is no escape.Copy !req
22. What is this place?Copy !req
23. Why have we been
brought here?Copy !req
24. These things are
of no importance now.Copy !req
25. When daybreak comes,
you will fight,Copy !req
26. And then you
will be no more.Copy !req
27. What?Copy !req
28. He's right.Copy !req
29. None can survive
in the dome of doom.Copy !req
30. Come on, wake up!
It's showtime!Copy !req
31. Come on, move it!Copy !req
32. And now,
without any delay,Copy !req
33. The first challenger
of the day.Copy !req
34. Weighing in at 280 septiles...Copy !req
35. Poogle the Pitiful.Copy !req
36. Facing the 12-time champion
of the ring,Copy !req
37. the minister of agony,
the baron of brutality,Copy !req
38. the coroner of carnage,
the dealer of destruction,Copy !req
39. Gordo the Gruesome!Copy !req
40. Well, how about that, folks?Copy !req
41. That was a pretty long round
for Gordo the Gruesome.Copy !req
42. Bring out
the next challenger!Copy !req
43. Introducing our next opponent,
weighing in at a mere...Copy !req
44. Well, there you have it, folks.Copy !req
45. WelcomeCopy !req
46. to the dome of doom!Copy !req
47. Our talent search has spread
throughout the universeCopy !req
48. to bring you only the finest
quality of challenger,Copy !req
49. to battle the greatest
of champions.Copy !req
50. No victory is too small.Copy !req
51. No wound is too great.Copy !req
52. No weapon is illegal.Copy !req
53. And now, the dome of doom
presents for your pleasure,Copy !req
54. Two Sandals the Treacherous!Copy !req
55. Gordo, we call upon you
to destroy this vile villain.Copy !req
56. Prepare to suffer,
Two Sandals the Treacherous!Copy !req
57. I will beat you like a drum!Copy !req
58. I will hang you
out like laundry!Copy !req
59. And now without
any further...Copy !req
60. I am the master mechanic,
the alpha, and omega!Copy !req
61. I will put a hurting
on you, slave!Copy !req
62. I'm gonna tear you up
into little shreds,Copy !req
63. And then I'm gonna take those shreds
and tear 'em up into little shreds!Copy !req
64. I will make your mother cry!Copy !req
65. I will make your aunt EdnaCopy !req
66. from Webershoot proper
south of Barnaby cry!Copy !req
67. Are your ready for pain,
Two Sandals?Copy !req
68. I am not intimidated
by your shouting.Copy !req
69. A true warrior fights
not with words, but with—Copy !req
70. This, this is unprecedented,
but wait.Copy !req
71. Oh, yes.Copy !req
72. It looks like he's gone primal
on us, folks!Copy !req
73. This is it!Copy !req
74. Oh, this is unwitnessable.Copy !req
75. Nobody has ever
knocked down Gordo.Copy !req
76. He's out!Copy !req
77. I... I have nothing to say.Copy !req
78. Except...Copy !req
79. Bring out the next champion!Copy !req
80. Deep from within
the deepest abyssCopy !req
81. of the seventh ocean
of AmalgamusCopy !req
82. arose a champion
of unimaginable proportions.Copy !req
83. Half machine, half flesh, all terror!Copy !req
84. The Aqualizer!Copy !req
85. Dome of doom, once more
have you summoned me.Copy !req
86. To answer your call,Copy !req
87. I have risen from
the depths of the abyssCopy !req
88. to conquer the ring.Copy !req
89. And to put an end to
this lowly amateur.Copy !req
90. Do not fear!Copy !req
91. I have traveled the seven seas,Copy !req
92. and conquered far greater foes
than this mere contender.Copy !req
93. Help me.Copy !req
94. Help!Copy !req
95. Doom! Doom!Copy !req
96. The crowd calls
upon you, Two SandalsCopy !req
97. to put the doom
on the Aqualizer.Copy !req
98. No. I will not participateCopy !req
99. in this senseless
violence any longer.Copy !req
100. You'll have to get
your entertainment elsewhere.Copy !req
101. This is a dark moment indeed.Copy !req
102. Not only has he insulted
the ring,Copy !req
103. he has insulted us!Copy !req
104. We will show no more mercy
to this two-sandaled heathen.Copy !req
105. Introducing the champion
to end all champions,Copy !req
106. weighing in at a mere 700 tons,Copy !req
107. I give you...Copy !req
108. Sumoto!Copy !req
109. I will not fight.Copy !req
110. Then you will be destroyed.Copy !req
111. I will not fight you, Sumoto.Copy !req
112. It's the Sumoto swan dive.Copy !req
113. No challenger has ever survived.Copy !req
114. Thank you, Sumoto,Copy !req
115. for putting the doom
back in the dome of doom.Copy !req
116. Hai.Copy !req
117. It... It can't be.Copy !req
118. Huh?Copy !req
119. Uh-oh.Copy !req
120. It looks like Sumoto's...Copy !req
121. Ticklish?Copy !req
122. This is incongruous.Copy !req
123. Inconceivable! inexcusable!Copy !req
124. Very well, then.Copy !req
125. If no one champion
can bring him down,Copy !req
126. then bring out
all the champions!Copy !req
127. May I present Torto!Copy !req
128. Myotis!Copy !req
129. The Claw!Copy !req
130. Raptor!Copy !req
131. Mr. Roboto!Copy !req
132. And finally... Ganeesh!Copy !req
133. This must end
once and for all.Copy !req
134. Let the carnage...Copy !req
135. begin!Copy !req
136. A wise man knows everything.Copy !req
137. But so does everybody.Copy !req
138. You can hide,
but you cannot run.Copy !req
139. A true coward runs
not from his opponent,Copy !req
140. but from himself.Copy !req
141. Many receive advice.Copy !req
142. Only the wise profit by it.Copy !req
143. Two Sandals! Two Sandals!Copy !req
144. Enough!Copy !req
145. Is this what
you call entertainment?Copy !req
146. The senseless
slaughter of innocents?Copy !req
147. No more!Copy !req
148. Set the slaves free!Copy !req
149. Set them free.Copy !req
150. Uh, ah, yes, yes.
Of course. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
151. From now on,Copy !req
152. there will be
no more fightingCopy !req
153. for your entertainment.Copy !req
154. You heard him.
You're free.Copy !req
155. Now get outta here.
Go on, get!Copy !req
156. You.Copy !req