Samurai Jack 3x1

Directed by Genndy Tartakovsky • Robert Alvarez

Jeff Bennett as Man A / Man / 2nd Man / 1st Crowd Member (voice) • Bob Joles as Caccitore / Customer / Worm Handler (voice) • Billy West as Old Man / Wizard / The Man / 2nd Crowd Member (voice)

Jack is turned into a chicken by a cranky wizard. While he tries to fix this, he gets caught by a "handler" and becomes a prize-winning Creature Combat fighter.

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1. Long ago in a distant land,

2. I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness,

3. unleashed an unspeakable evil!

4. But a foolish samurai warrior

5. wielding a magic sword

6. stepped forth to oppose me.

7. Before the final blow was struck,

8. I tore open a portal in time,

9. and flung him into the future

10. where my evil is law!

11. Now the fool seeks to return to the past

12. and undo the future that is Aku!

13. Yeah, and so I was saying...

14. Whoa! Look out, man!

15. How much did you say this was?

16. It's free!

17. Looks like there's a storm brewing.

18. Indeed. How much for the soup?

19. Was it the fish?

20. No. Chicken.

21. Thank you.

22. Oh, excuse me. I did not see you there.

23. That's it!

24. People, always bumping into me.

25. Always!

26. Oh, great. Just what I wanted to do today.

27. Go get another manicure.

28. Hey, you dirty chicken!

29. Look what you did to my pant leg!

30. I'll show you.

31. Please. I wish you no harm.

32. This is the silliest chicken

33. I've ever seen in my life!

34. Hmm.

35. Could it be?

36. No.

37. That sound.

38. You! You in the robe!

39. I demand that you cease your walking this instant.

40. You look like a good chicken,

41. and I know a good chicken when I see one.

42. It's time, chicken.

43. All right, you swines.

44. The chicken pays two to one.

45. Place your bets.

46. Place your bets.

47. You going nowhere, chicken.

48. You'll fight till you win

49. or you die!

50. Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!

51. Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!

52. Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!

53. Chicken!

54. He's okay. He's okay.

55. Get up! Get up! Get up!

56. Get up! Get up! Get up!

57. Get up! Get up! Get up!

58. He's injured. Bring out the finisher.

59. But... But that's two opponents at once.

60. That's... That's cheating.

61. Do it!

62. It's always me.

63. I always have to get the finisher.

64. Every time. "Do this. Do that.

65. "Go get the finisher."

66. I always have to!

67. Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!

68. Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!

69. Of course.

70. How thoughtless of me.

71. I almost forgot about the lasagna.

72. Silly me.

73. Huh?

74. What's the matter? Can't you read?

75. May I come in?

76. Uh, why, yes.

77. Yes, of course!

78. Please, have a seat.

79. Yeah, yeah, sure. You're probably wondering

80. why the biggest fight promoter in the business

81. is paying a personal visit

82. to a bum like youse.

83. Well, the answer's simple.

84. I'm offering your chicken

85. the main event.

86. The main event?

87. Huh. Here's my card.

88. I take it I'll see you there

89. with your chicken.

90. Oh, and another thing.

91. If you're going to play with the big boys,

92. try dressing like one.

93. Sure thing! You got it! No problem!

94. Did you hear that, chicken?

95. "Play with the big boys."

96. Looks like this is the place.

97. Yes, this is the place.

98. Magnificent.

99. Well, what do you think, chicken?

100. Maybe next time, we find you a new leash.

101. Hey! Why don't you watch where you're going?

102. You almost stepped on my champion.

103. Ah, you're back.

104. What'll it be? The chicken, right?

105. No! No chicken!

106. Ahem. I mean, no, thank you.

107. Actually, I would like to try the shrimp today instead.