1. Long ago, in a distant land,
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2. I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness,
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3. unleashed an unspeakable evil.
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4. But a foolish samurai warrior,
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5. wielding a magic sword,
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6. stepped forth to oppose me.
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7. Before the final blow was struck,
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8. I tore open a portal in time
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9. and flung him into the future,
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10. where my evil is law.
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11. Now the fool seeks to return to the past
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12. and undo the future that is Aku.
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13. I thought I told you bums to stay out of here.
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14. Unless you want some more, huh?
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15. Are you the proprietor of this establishment?
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16. That would be me.
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17. - I am Sam...
- I know who you are!
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18. A man could get rich selling your skin, boy.
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19. Perhaps you can get rich
selling something to me instead.
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20. Sell you what, exactly?
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21. Information.
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22. Eh, how much money you say
you had there, my friend?
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23. A pleasure
doing business with you.
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24. Huh?
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25. Wait!
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26. I know why you're here.
You seek the samurai, yes?
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27. You aim to collect the bounty on him, eh?
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28. I would like to help you, Señor Clench,
but he has already left.
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29. He took the train to Cordoba.
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30. You... You still might catch him if you hurry.
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31. Oy.
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32. Hey, look, we're closed, all right?
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33. 'Cause I just had a really tough... Day!
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34. I'm sorry, were you closin'?
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35. No, no, come on in! Sit down!
What can I get you?
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36. I'd love an ice-cold ginger ale,
if you've got one.
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37. Actually, I'm very curious
about the conversation
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38. you had with the big, tall gentlemen
that just left.
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39. Oh. I guess you like them big, tall types, eh?
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40. Well, I ought to. I used to be married to one.
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41. Stand clear!
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42. Yes, in fact, it's boarding right now.
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43. Halt!
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44. Tickets! Tickets, please!
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45. Tickets!
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46. Here you are.
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47. Drive!
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48. Your tea, sir.
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49. Your tea, sir.
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50. Thank you.
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51. Josephine!
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52. What in tarnation are you doin' here?
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53. Well, it's nice to see you, too, Zekey.
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54. Aw, shoot. There ain't never been
nothin' nice about you, woman.
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55. Now, now. Let's not get nasty, darlin'.
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56. Don't call me "darlin'".
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57. Well, then, don't act like a fool.
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58. I know what you're up to.
You're after the bounty on that samurai.
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59. What business is it of yours?
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60. - I want in!
- No.
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61. You need me!
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62. He's better than you!
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63. Ain't nobody better than me, woman.
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64. You ought to know that.
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65. Besides, the court says you ain't even
supposed to come within 150 feet of me,
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66. so back off!
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67. Looking for a seat?
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68. Yup. Yours.
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69. I'm gonna make a lot of money
cashin' in on your hide.
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70. I hear that often, but only from poor men.
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71. Hmm. Well, I got bills to pay
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72. and I done already addressed the envelopes.
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73. I hope you have yet to stamp
the postage on your parcels, for you...
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74. Consider 'em stamped.
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75. Whoa! My chickens!
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76. - Oh!
- Ouch!
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77. Oh!
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78. Just like my pa used to say on a cold mornin',
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79. let's get to work, boy,
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80. 'cause the heat's in the tools!
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81. Oh, see now,
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82. you know how I like it.
Just the way I showed you!
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83. Huh?
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84. Huh?
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85. Whoa!
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86. Whoa! Whoa!
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87. Gol-dang dirty...
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88. Excuse me.
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89. - May I?
- Yes, of course.
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90. - Nice day, isn't it?
- Yes.
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91. A bit hot, though.
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92. Uh, yes, it is.
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93. Do you know where
the best seat in the house is?
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94. No, where?
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95. On the roof.
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96. Really?
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97. Sure. It's got plenty of fresh air,
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98. 360 degree views, and it's very private.
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99. Well...
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100. I think I'm gonna go up on the roof.
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101. Yes, okay, it was nice speaking to you, ma'am.
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102. Er, you're not just gonna let a lady go
up on the roof unescorted, are you?
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103. Of course not.
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104. Isn't it beautiful?
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105. Yes, it is.
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106. I wanted to thank you for saving us all
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107. from that awful, terrible,
ugly old bandit earlier.
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108. You were so brave.
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109. Thank you.
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110. Ooh, and so strong, too.
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111. Ha! Y'all look so cute up here
on the verandah.
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112. I figured I'd fix you up some lemonade.
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113. Fresh squeezed!
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114. Stand back, ma'am.
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115. Once again,
this bandit has reared his ugly head.
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116. Well, I guess love is blind,
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117. 'cause that ugly head
didn't keep me from marrying him.
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118. Who you callin' ugly?
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119. Ooh!
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120. Look like we'll have to stick
this here jackrabbit
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121. like we did that old boy back in Kansas City.
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122. Yes, darlin'. I see your point.
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123. Ha!
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124. We ain't the most notorious man-catchers
for nothin', you know.
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125. He's gettin' away!
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126. Don't worry, woman, I'm on it.
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127. Don't let him get to his sword, you idiot!
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128. A woman's work is never done.
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129. Dagnabbit! Can't you shoot straight?
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130. Don't get uppity, woman.
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131. I don't see you makin' no daylight
in the broadside.
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132. He went over the side.
Come on, we got him now.
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133. Get on up here where's I can shoot you,
you little chipmunk.
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134. Consarn it,
I can't get a bead on him.
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135. Hey, Quick Draw, I think someone
is breaking out the fights on the train.
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136. Now hold on there, Baba Looey!
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137. Ain't nobody gonna do no kind of fightin'
on this here train,
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138. on account of you and me...
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139. Hey! Who turned out the lights?
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140. Is it sleepy-time already?
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141. Hmm?
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142. Hey, fool! Don't shoot up the engine,
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143. elsewise we'll be stuck out here in the desert!
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144. Huh? Oh, yeah.
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145. Good mornin'.
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146. You're just in time.
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147. I's fixin' to make me some flap-Jack.
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148. Huh?
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149. The South shall rise again!
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150. Well, now,
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151. ain't that a pretty little package
tied up with a bow?
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152. Yep. Hog-tied, just like that pig we caught
back in Gower Gulch.
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153. Yes, sirree.
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154. There ain't a polecat around who can slip
through the grip of the Clenches.
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155. I reckon we're just a pair of aces, ain't we?
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156. Yup. Just like old times, Josie.
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157. Just like old times.
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158. You know, Zeke,
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159. all this excitement has got me to wonderin',
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160. Why'd we ever split up?
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161. Workin' together again stirs up
all them good old feelings.
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162. Well, Josie, you know I was always
powerful sweet on you, but...
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163. Oh, but nothin', Zeke.
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164. I loved watchin' the way you handled
that cagey old samurai.
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165. You're just so brave,
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166. and so strong,
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167. you make a girl feel all a-flutter.
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168. Don't you see, Zeke?
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169. It's just like Kansas City all over again.
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170. And what with this huge bounty
we're about to collect,
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171. I could end up twice as rich!
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172. Dagburn it, Josie!
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173. You con sarn, cramalammin', wham-danglin',
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174. ratsnakin', sheep's-wool-over-my-eyes,
trick-up-her-sleeve
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175. woo-hoo, whip-jack woman!
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176. Whoa!
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177. Whoa!
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178. Uh... Zeke?
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179. Sugarplum?
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180. Maybe I was a mite hasty.
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181. Court says 150 feet, woman.
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182. 150 feet!
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